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mfw no bf edition

last: >>50335282
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FUCKING BLUE FAIRY HIJACK YOU DAMN FOOLS
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First for bf that will never exist
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>tfw no mtg(edh+stanard) bf
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why do only sissies like me?
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>tfw no sissy bf that I can bully with another bro
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>>50357584
>mtg
>not yugioh
you w0t
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god faggots are disgusting. why can't you just go to /lgbt/?
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>>50357656
>spend money to get into yugioh
>within the next week every card is worthless

no thanks
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>it's a "the shitposting that always happens at the beginning of each thread" episode
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>>50357661
>why arent these nsfw threads on a BLUE board???
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>not wanting to be in the acceptance stage already
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I just want a shy introverted bf I can listen to ramble about his inner thoughts!
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>>50357719
I-I'm a shy introverted BF. is it okay if I'm on HRT?
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>>50357731
Why? You're probably a handsome good looking guy.
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>>50357755
idk I wouldn't describe myself as handsome in the traditional sense I guess and it just makes me feel better
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>>50357719
well you're definitely in the right place, since shy introverted guys talking about inner thoughts seems to be most of what happens here
and also shitposting
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>>50357784
I wanna learn more! Do you have discord?
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Please go away anf leave us alone please
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a bit of a long shot maybe, but if the anon who posted last thread about dream pop sees this, i'd be happy to talk about it with you
i'm not super knowledgeable about it but i usually like what i hear and i'm always looking for new stuff, if not that's totally okay too
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>>50357847
just report for flooding and ignore, stuff like this always happens
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>>50357701
If I have to undergo severe and drastic changes in the way I act and present myself for a bf, thats not the bf I want.
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>>50357882
Can you post a link to that? I've never heard of dream pop but sounds amazing
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>>50357731
Id say it that its not worth the risk. You shouldnt completely alter the way your body functions just to possibly maybe get an intimate partner.
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>>50357892
Fuck off. This is a wholesome gay thread. We dont want your lewdness here.
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>>50357948
yeah, totally, here are a few songs i like in the dream pop / shoegazy style, although i may be afflicted with pleb taste and not all of it is *technically* dream pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9X1C7pTu-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hARlAT3g5b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnnbhDG7ac
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>>50357990
>balls showing
>cocks out circling an open mouth
>I-its not lewd you guys
You sure are special arentcha
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>>50358046
sissys are cute
trannys are disgusting

dicks and boobs dont mix
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>>50358040
>still responding to the spammer
anon, if you're bored you can write a haiku.
if you're him pretending to talk to yourself so you can stay relevant than you can also write a poem
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>just want a wholesome boy to fall in love with
>every one I meet is a slut who sends me pics of his dick and asshole unsolicited

it's not fair
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>>50358075
You really think ive got anything better to do with my time?
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>>50358075
>implying you are not talking to yourself
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>>50358015
I love the space song!
Does this count as dream pop then?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1WeQxfCX0
If it does i already love dream pop, but had no idea what it was called
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This poster isn't me :3 don't bully him!
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>>50358072
where do you find them tho anon ive been scouring but cant seem to land one
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>>50358104
i know you don't which is why i want you to make a haiku. the theme is...animals. any animal.
>>50358108
all me
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dead r9gay bros
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>>50358142
Blue eyes grow heavy
Fatigued from all its hard work
The kitten drifts asleep
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>>50358128
i'm glad you liked it!
i like the song you posted a good amount too, thank you for sharing!
it's definitely got some dreamy sounds, enough to where i would totally understand classifying it as such
some people like to get super particular about genre so there are a million different subgenres, with a lot of crossover but as far as i'm concerned this is dreamy enough for me
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>>50357718
I know I'm in the minority on this one but lately I've started to develop a preference for guys with small dicks, I'm not into teasing them for their size or anything but I just think they're cute and I appreciate how they're much easier to work with when it comes to sucking them
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>>50358146
my destiny is my own
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>>50358167
>The reality of sissies
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>>50358221
I mean that guy would just be an ugly faggot either way.
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>>50357719
seems like a pretty whimsical desire, i doubt you could lay the foundations for a good serious relationship be acting off whims
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>>50358213
I'm a small dicked sissy and I like being teased for my size!
Alright i'll stop the sissy flooding now you guys have a good one enjoy your thread.
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>>50358211
Yeah some guys like to classify music the way we classify species, it's fun sometimes but it gets annoying when someone gets too much into it
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>>50358207
very nice Riku
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>>50358015
>"dream pop"
>download beach house album after listening to "space song"
>it's the ultimate sad boy music category
i didn't need this
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>>50358280
i mean i won't lie, i like overclassifying and cataloguing a lot as well but when people argue about it i definitely drop out, yeah
>>50358344
ah no, which one did you download? i mean i can't lie, most of their stuff is very slow and moody, but they've got the occasional more upbeat (i guess? maybe just uptempo) track, try Dark Spring off their newest for some of that
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>>50358344
Listen dayglow instead, it's sad alright but sounds happy too
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>>50358418
>wrote "i mean i can't lie" twice in a row without even noticing
what a dumbass, end me now
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>>50358452
Haha, it's ok aon i fuck up writting all the time
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>>50358452
expand vocabulary!
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I have not posted in this thread in about 2 weeks. Have the gay meta changed again?
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>>50358471
thanks anon, still feel a bit dumb but i guess it's really not a big deal
>>50358475
i try my best to avoid reusing the same words and phrases too often, looks like i got a bit lazy that time
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>>50358511
it's okay, we all make mistakes. i'm extremely sleep deprived and am structuring my sentences really poorly. in the end as long as you get your point across it doesn't really matter
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>>50358539
Why are you sleep deprived?
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>>50358553
I love this guy so much I can't keep him off my mind!
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>>50358539
sleep is something everyone could use more of, i feel
you should go get some rest if you're running low on energy, anon. if you can, anyways. don't want you feeling anything worse than you have to and i know sleep deprivation can feel pretty terrible sometimes
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>>50358569
I hate that, i usually watch nile red or some other random youtube stuff so i can stop thinking and fall sleep, or get to tired to stay awake
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>>50358553
i'm not >>50358553
one of my close relatives is in the hospital so i've been staying with them a ton. also my week has been pretty packed with shit. i wish that anon's response was the case though but i don't really have anyone to fawn over

>>50358583
it's kinda a balance between whether or not i want any freetime at all or a little sleep.. it's still 10 before 9pm here so i can still stay up for an hour and get almost 8 hours of sleep.
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>>50358633
oh shit, lole, i meant that im not >>50358569
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why the hell is stupid sissy shit being spammed here?
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>>50358633
aww, sorry anon, that sounds rough and definitely tiring, i feel for you. i hope the situation turns out okay and everyone emerges just fine from the whole thing. it's up to you how you wanna spend your time but if you're tired i'd encourage you to take the rest whenever you feel up to it
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>>50358663
Because not enough people are posting masculine shit to scare them away
The tranny fears the confident male
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>>50358633
I hope everything is fine, staying there is horrible, don't forget to get more sleep, it's easy to get used to not sleeping enough
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Any qt bois also from Ireland?
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>>50358765
I'm no expert but I'm not sure if posting men would scare away gays
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>>50358742
> if you're tired i'd encourage you to take the rest whenever you feel up to it
yeah, i probably don't really have a choice. i'm already in a sleep deficit anyways from staying up sunday night so i can't really make up for that with 8 or 9 hours of sleep.

anyways, thank you for your concern anon. i'm going to take your advice and go to sleep probably.

>>50358801
yeah, it should be all fine. i just want to support the person because they've supported me so much, but they're gonna be fine.
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>looks like my area is finally getting its first comfy snowfall on Saturday
>tfw no bf to enjoy it with.
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>>50358825
It wouldnt, it would scare away sissyfag trannies
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>>50358832
I remember staying there 3 months, worst time ever, turns out i was there just a couple of days
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>>50358857
dunno bout that one laddie
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>>50358832
alright, sleep well anon and i hope you feel nice and rested when you wake
you're being really good to your relative by supporting them through this time and i'm sure they appreciate it a lot.
maybe i'll see you around here another time anon, goodnight
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>still in my thoughts
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>>50358856
wish i could be there, anon, i don't think i'll be seeing any snow at all this winter
i'd be sure to make some hot cocoa for the occasion
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>>50358884
Get out you fucking tranny lover
Either it scares them away or it at the very least means we get more non sissyfag stuff being posted, win win.
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>>50359010

I like both sissy/femboi and masc stuff, what does that make me?
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>>50359010
I think posting men might scare away the people that fetishize sissies but not the actual effeminate men themselves. Either way feel free to keep posting
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>tfw no bf to snuggle up close on a little twin bed and watch movies with
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>>50359030
I like femboys and masc stuff too but this is no place for fucking anime girl posting, or "take your tranny pills uwu" posting, its fucking gross
>>50359031
Yes. That is the goal.
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can anybody redpill me on moisturizers
I want something for my body, my face too
and a cleanser - whatever else

anybody know how into skin care? list of used products would do nice, thank you
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>>50359102
ah, really? you know we're gonna have to get really close, right? the bed's small for one, two people is gonna be, well, cozy.
but what are we gonna be watching? are we gonna cuddle?
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>>50359179
> but what are we gonna be watching?
whatever is on tv
> are we gonna cuddle?
definitely
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>>50359235
i'm happy just flipping through the channels or watching something dumb if it also comes with cuddles, that sounds good to me
just don't be surprised if i fall asleep in your arms, anon, i hope you won't mind if that happens
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>>50359313
it;s fine so long as you wake after
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>>50358298
Thanks! it isnt tho
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>>50359046
Cute as fuck anon! What movies would you watch with your bf?
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>>50359336
don't worry, i'm not gonna die on you lol
that would be awfully rude
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>>50359414
well i haven't ever seen most movies, and i would like to do some catching up by watching the ones i've heard a lot about. i'm open to anything, really.
i like to imagine that gives a potential bf a lot of options to choose from, especially if he's into movies. i like the idea of getting to watch someone's favorites with them, that seems cute and i would get a good feel for their taste.
say, given that picture - is the search for a ryuji bf going anywhere? and pardon me, disregard that if you're not who i think you are, lol just a hunch
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What the fuck do I do to make my hole not gross
I've done everything, I eat more fiber, I wipe much softer and I use hemorrhoid pads, I shower after I go to the bathroom, and my ass is still red and inflammed and fucking gross
Im in bottom hell, should i just go ask my doc what to do because nothings working
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>>50359528
>red and inflamed
You should probably see a doctor anon
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>>50359046
>snuggle
Im sold
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>>50359501
Watching someone's favorites can be brutal if they have weird taste or just jump in the popular bandwagon. I had to sit through like 2 seasons of the Big bang theory because my friend wanted me to see it.
The hunt begins February, right now i'm just locked in my room thinking about Ryuji, posting here and reading gayass doujins.
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>>50359528
>Okay anon what seems to be the problem
>Well, you see the fact of the matter is that my...butt is red and inflammed. I-i tried eating some fiber and have been usinghemorrhoid pads but nothing's working
>Oh anon just keep using the pads and don't worry haha girls don't give a damn about your butthole. Here, i'll give you the prescription for this and this and this. If it gets really bad, like you you're pooping blood and can't walk come back and see me okay? Also on your way out as a Kevin Nash to come in. Bye!
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this is your twink for tonight, say something nice about him
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>>50359614
oh my god, I'm so sorry. two seasons of the big bang theory sounds like legitimate torture. i'm pretty sure they use that down in guantanamo bay, actually.
i guess that's a good point, and i definitely wouldn't dive right into favorites, but just about every movie being new to me means i'm at least willing to give it all a chance. with a few exceptions.
i think i'll probably be starting my search around then, too. waiting to feel at least passable about my appearance before i put myself on the market
any good doujins? also thanks for always posting cute pics, i really like that one
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>>50359589
hey, i'm not trying to sell you anything, i'll give snuggles for free
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>>50359555
Its always been like this is the thing so i dunno what more can be done honestly, i dont have one of those cute cream colored soft holes, i have a fucking sweaty red swollen gross one
>>50359655
Literally what i expect to happen
"Well anon it seems a little bad just keep up what youre doing it should be fine"
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>>50359726
No problem and nice cock! Oh man i'm not reading anything good right now because i've read almost everything i could find so only trash is left lol. What are you doing to improve your appearance?.
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>>50359752
Knowing me id probably be an exception...
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>>50359614
I think I recall you from a previous thread. Any luck with your Ryuki bf?
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>>50359806
Ryuji*
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>>50359761
>Literally what i expect to happen
doctor offices are now no different than revolving doors as they need to get to the next person and need to meet quotas
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>>50359806
>>50359824
I'm taking your pic. I haven't been really looking yet. I'm putting off my quest until February because i'll be around more people during that time. I feel like if i got an dating app i would just find guys looking for one night stands and i don't want that. How about you anon? What kind of bf are you looking for?
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still no dadbod bf what the fuck
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>>50359779
lol thanks, i aspire to be more like linky
ah, i know how that goes. here's hoping you'll find some hidden gem in that trash somewhere
there's not so much i can do exactly, i'm just waiting on something to fade out. got a nasty sunburn and it fucked up my skin, so i can hardly bear to look at myself, much less ask someone else to. just gotta wait it out, i'm afraid. any reason you're waiting?
>>50359806
cyute beb! is that you friend?
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>>50359528

I have horrible hemorrhoids and because of them I'm too scared to try butt stuff.

How can I know if I'm a bottom or not if I can't try it? Life is unfair.
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>>50359783
aww, what? no way anon, what makes you think that?
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>>50359528
what do you mean still red, what's happened?
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>>50359880
Link is hot so good for you anon and your future bf. Yeah it's been tough finding something cute to read, i even started looking at western stuff. I'll be moving soon so no point in looking for someone now, it would only make me sad. Hope your sunburn heals nicely, don't forget to use sunscreen!
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>>50359922
Horrible ibs has fucked me harder than a dick ever could with fissures and hemorrhoids. After taking all measures I could to fix the issue besides dr visit its still gross. I will plan a dr appointment once i am able to, I guess.
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>>50359856
Mainly looking fo a wholesome monogamous dom bf to hold me close at night when it's cold. Preferably taller than I am 5' 5" though it's not a deal breaker

Also, if you liked the image, I made it using this website here: www.bebinator.com
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>>50359903
Been a KHV all my life, doesn't seem that's changing
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In last thread there was this nice fella who liked meme mash-up music like SiIva or Triple-Q. Sadly, he didn't seem to answer to my post, neither reappear.

>>50344383
If you're still wandering around here, bud, please reach me! I would love to discuss LORE with you, and also hear about your other interests :)
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>>50359999
Damn nice QUADS! I know where i'm going to spend my night today. Hope you get a 7'0 dom bf to warm you up in the night.
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>>50359930
he is a real cutie and i've got a big soft spot for the fishy boy as well. i guess i'm a lot closer to looking like link though lol, i'm not red or scaly or twelve feet tall
ah, i see, that's definitely a good reason to hold off, i hope the move goes nice and smoothly and hopefully you'll be setting yourself up in a spot with plenty of potential ryuji's for you to choose from - i'm sure you'll find a nice boy, you definitely deserve one.
thank you, i used sunscreen initially but the sun just doesn't play fair sometimes.
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>>50359880
yes it is. I'm not very good on the guitar tho but I'm still practicing
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>>50360028
well, so have i, anon. doesn't mean you're not worth my time or not cute or don't deserve to get some cuddling every now and again. if i could i'd give you a big hug, i know how lonely it feels and i'm sorry.
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>tfw fapping more and more to gfur

I'm hopeless aren't I? Its just that those femboi animals are so fucking cute.
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>>50360094
there's no need to apologize anon. we'll be lonely together.
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>>50360095
We all have our kinks anon. No need to be ashamed.
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>>50360095
once it gets you, you're stuck, so maybe be careful
but i know exactly how you feel, it's all very cute and perfect, hard not to get sucked in
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>>50360114
okay, thank you anon, i hope we can both not be lonely for much longer though, you definitely don't deserve it
big hugs coming your way buddy
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>>50357560
Faggots get out of here and go to LGBT where you belong.
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>>50360071
Thanks anon, i'm feeling even more motivated now. We're going to get bfs by the end of this year anon, we can do this! Fuck the sun!!!
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>>50360183
And to you as well. Stay safe anon.
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>>50360184
>blue board
why are hets so retarded?
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>>50360190
okay, yeah, let's do it! we can both do it and get cute bfs and be cute bfs! take that, sun, we'll show you!!
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>tfw procrastinating again and going to have to stay up late to get all my work done.
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>>50360296
Are you me? I have a deadline in two days and I'm watching a playthrough of a flinstons nes game
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>>50360325

I really need to clean my living space (its a disaster area) but I waited too long to start again. Since I'm off tomorrow I'm just going to stay up all night and clean because tomorrow I'd just put it off again.
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>>50360355
I usually procrastinate work, but I can't get myself to do it with cleaning, guess I got a knack for domestic duties
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>tfw no bottom bf that bullies me
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>>50360391

Oh I procrastinated like hell when I was in college. My crowning achievement was writing a 30 page term paper in a little over 14 hours.

I got a B on it.
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Do you ever wish they'd stop wasting their time with you so they could find someone that's actually worthwhile?
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>>50360439
No, I value myself and think I can do better than being with someone that values himself too little
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A reminder to all faggotniggers
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>>50360460
I hope he finds me and cuddles me.
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>>50360460
Huh? I thought the target was discordgays? Now it's black gays?
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>>50360456
>No, I value myself
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>>50360488
There aren't just black niggers, there's niggers of all races.
>>50360481
No one would want to lay a finger on you while you live now. You would only be more disgusting with blood dripping out that eventual hole in your head.
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I just ate about 250g of bacon with a lot of fat. When does my ketosis start?
I hope to lose those last few percentage points of body fat for the bf.
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>>50360481
Just because you live rent free in his head doesn't mean he wants to cuddle anon.
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>>50360439
>wastes time on you
>you're not worthwhile
Choose One faggot cause you're contradicting yourself
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>>50360557
In a few days probably.
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>tinnitus is so bad I have to have white noise to sleep now.

would this put off any future bfs?
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>>50360719
The waste of time implies the unworthiness, yes. No contradiction.
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>>50360610
He loves to cuddle.
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>>50360725
Nice, can't wait.
I'll also train with him to get a bit of muscle and definition.
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>>50360760
Sounds like your bf will be quite lucky.
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>>50360737
Maybe yes if he's a musician or has light sleep
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>>50360779
I'm lucky to have him iif
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>>50360781

I got from listening to music ear shatteringly loud through headphones in my youth, I'm only 28.
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I did so much today indoors now I'm exhausted, where's my bf to comfort me into sleep?
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>>50360827
I'm here darling, you did great today! let's sleep together now.
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>>50360848
>darling
Why did you do this to me Anon now I really wish you were here
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>>50360915
Me too! I wanna be with you and sleep in the same bed, back to back to feel your warm body without getting tired of being in that position, maybe caressing your hair if I wake up in the middle of the night and go back to sleep with a smile because I know I have a wonderful boyfriend that ended my lonely and sad lifestyle
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>tfw not in love with my bf
>tfw no passion or chemistry anymore, we just watch movies and cuddle
>tfw met someone new
>tfw asked him out and he said yes
>tfw have to go over and end it with my bf
>tfw crying in the shower
>tfw I hope im not fucking myself up.
>tfw im fucking myself up
How the fuck am i going to break it to him?
Sit down at a table or in front of his house?
He's going to cry... because im gonna cry
i dont want to hurt him, but i have to do this
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>>50361005
if theres no passion or chemistry why are you crying then? youre basically romantically, and to some extent, emotionally detached from him right? is it just the confrontation that's making you upset?
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>>50361005
>Thinking the honeymoon period lasts for eternity.
>Asking someone out before breaking up with someone.
What the hell anon?
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>>50360970
Stop it Anon you're making me sad
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>>50361052
>tfw sad that two robots are sad about not being together and being sad
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>>50361033
yes, i dont love him like i should, but he's a nice guy and i dont want to hurt him, but i cannot just keep dragging him along when there's plenty of guys out there who could love him more than i can
I dont think he actually does love me either, he just is in love with the idea of being in love and not alone like he was before i found him
What the fuck am i even doing
this has to be done, i cant be a coward about this

>>50361044
honeymoon period never existed
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>>50361005
Yeah.. adding onto what the other two anons (>>50361033 & >>50361044) said I don't see why you'd get sad or cry about this at all desu. You didn't feel anything for him at all and you started seeing someone new while still technically being with him, I don't know why you're saying you "don't want to hurt him" if you've already technically cheated on him.
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>>50361052
I'm sorry for projecting that hard, I'm really lonely and saying stuff I would love to do with someone may help with it.
I'll go to bed, hopefully that made you smile for at least a second, good night.
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>>50361073
Because im a piece of shit and i made a mistake by not being honest with him and leading him on. .
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>>50361119
I'll go to bed too then since it's the closest we can get to what you described! Good night Anon!
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I feel nothing and am not even sure if im gay or just a psychopath. Wat do.
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>>50361230
well if you feel nothing then how are you anything
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tfw no archenemy bf
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>>50361234
im not anything at all
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>>50361230
>>50361330
Are you feeling like you're not inside of your own body, have no sex drive and really don't care about anyone else?
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>nu-male wojak
what is this, 2016?
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>>50361579
what do you mean 'not inside your own body'? But I definitely fap out of habit and more or less only care about people as a matter of principle. I guess I probably really do but I cant remember what it feels like.
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>>50361651
i refuse to provide OC for any thread other than this one
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>>50361652
Do you ever feel like you're observing yourself from the outside or that you're in a waking dream?
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>>50361705
Ive heard depersonalization described before but its never been all that clear to me. I feel like a brain in a skull controlling a body I guess but its been happening long enough I straight up dont know if its normal.
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how do i join the night garden?
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>>50361803
Eh well alright, I'm just entertaining myself at this point. You're probably normal but just have low empathy.
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>>50361837
Serious question then senpai, do you not feel like you are observing yourself from the outside?
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>>50362052
I was asking you questions that pertained to me so yes, but I'm a diagnosed and medicated schizoid. I would rather not turn this thread into a blog, though.
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>>50362083
Meh, doesn't seem like much is going on. Is it even possible to put something like depersonalization into words? I've fucked with my psyche (and somewhat irreversibly) but the whole idea of depersonalization has been hard to grasp.
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>>50362151
Leave it be then and don't attempt to understand it or conceptualize it.
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>>50360460
hasn't it past 7days though
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>>50362540
no, he's still gathering data. ID: Heaven and the poster known as "sage" are fucking done for
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>getting stuff to tie my bf up with during sex
Uhh i plan on tickling him but what else is there to do once he's tied up?
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>>50362607
bring someone else in and cuck him while he's forced to watch
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>>50360802
Want to be your bf that you will train
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>just got blocked by a cute guy I really like.
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>>50362607
Some ruined orgasms, maybe some light biting. Or just stuff that makes him uncomfortable.
Also the jackhammer is always an option.
I'm sorry, I'm also very vanilla
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>>50362646
oof, you'll find someone.
Also I'm not gonna train him, exactly. We're gonna train together. I wonder how often this will result in sex
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if you have a bf or ever had a bf, please leave. this thread is NOT for you and never will be for you.
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>>50362713
Nah fuck you i do what i want
I love my bf!
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>>50362799
you really think you two will be together forever? he probably cheated on your dumbass and you don't even know. kill yourself you disgusting normalfag and die in a fire.
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People keep blocking me without a word after saying they really like me and they want to be friends and stuff.
Maybe I'm just not fit to make friends.
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>>50362848
What people? sounds like they're the ones that are unfit
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>>50362853
Shy gay guys mostly.
and it seems to always be after they encourage me to be lewd.

Maybe I'm just that much of a disappointment.
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>>50362838
You realize how little your words mean right
I love pissing robots off with my stable loving relationship. They literally cant conceive of others being happy and fulfilled and project their paranoia and shit onto every relationship they can. Fucking incel, fuck off.
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Why does everyone on Scruff have aids
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>>50362946
>why does everyone on a dating app have aids
Hmm
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>>50362936
>>Fucking incel, fuck off.
>using incel in a /r9gay/ thread
found the normalfag
>You realize how little your words mean right
yet you point it out
>I love pissing robots off with my stable loving relationship. They literally cant conceive of others being happy and fulfilled and project their paranoia and shit onto every relationship they can.
you take the time to go to 4chan into /r9k/ into a /r9gay/ thread. have you realized that? stop projecting degenerate.
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>>50362876
Is the lewd state the one you feel comfortable on? I mean, you seek reaching that state in a relationship [or you're ok with a more "vanilla" exchange]?
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>>50362977
Pfft the loser replied
Thinks its bad to be a normalfag. Then says im degenerate for being well adjusted and not some retard that thinks everyones out to cheat on them. Maybe if you stopped being such a weirdo creep people would like you anon
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>>50362994
I'm pretty comfortable being lewd, it just seems that it's a pattern that when someone thinks they're comfortable enough to lewd and they initiate they just get overwhelmed and freak out.
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>>50362650
What went wrong?

Sorry to hear, bud. Must be hard.
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>>50362997
>Thinks its bad to be a normalfag
there are pros and cons to everything whether it be a zoomer/boomer/normalfag/robot and the list goes on
>Then says im degenerate for being well adjusted and not some retard that thinks everyones out to cheat on them.
from the amount of things i've seen online and read, gay normalfags always tend to cheat on their partner.
>Maybe if you stopped being such a weirdo creep people would like you anon
i know why i'm not liked and why i probably won't ever have a bf. you still take time out of your day to post about you and your bf when there's like 50% actual real gay robots here and the 50% of you gay normalfags here. you're basically a person that would go to africa and flaunt your money when you have a minimum wage paying job. you don't understand and never will with what a robot goes through.
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>>50363031
Yeah, been there. But don't see it like it's your problem, pal. Intimacy is complex in any forms.

How much time passes [regularly] 'til they cut out? Like a month or so?
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>>50363080
>you still take time out of your day to post about you and your bf when there's like 50% actual real gay robots here and the 50% of you gay normalfags here.
Meanwhile
>>50362713
>if you have a bf or ever had a bf, please leave. this thread is NOT for you and never will be for you.
If 50% of the thread population is normalfags, then who is this thread really for?
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>>50363080
Gay normies do cheat a ton but you gotta realize statistics are just that, a statistic. You cant apply it to everyone you see online not knowing their circumstances.
And i post about my bf because im making conversation, but if you prefer me making more space for trannies, sissy spammers, and retards like you whining about your feelings then you need to wake up and take a shower
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>>50357560
>tfw sudden realization of how messed up you are
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
why
why isn't everything happy
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>>50363112
you're taking into heart random statistics i pulled out of my ass serious? you can't truly know how many normalfags post here. im making my estimate from the amount of times i've seen anons post about having bfs including other things.
>>50363121
>Gay normies do cheat a ton but you gotta realize statistics are just that, a statistic. You cant apply it to everyone you see online not knowing their circumstances.
you can, its safer that way anyways
>and retards like you whining about your feelings then you need to wake up and take a shower
that's what this thread is for. this is what /r9k/ IS for.
>And i post about my bf because im making conversation
why don't you go to >>>/lgbt/
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>>50363111
usually the first day after they're comfortable being lewd regardless of how much time there was before.
It doesn't help that I'm horny like 6-10 times a day and I'm honest about it I guess, probably makes people feel obligated to rush themselves.

Guess need to do something like get meds that kill my libido for the sake of meeting a BF
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>>50363163
>you're taking into heart random statistics i pulled out of my ass serious?
I'm playing you back what you said and put it into context. First you say this thread isn't for X, then you assume half the people here are X basically.
Just wanted to show that you swing needlessly at everyone around you.
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>>50363152
It's okay. It's gone now. I can pretend everything is okay. Everything is fine and always has been. I'm just crazy.
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>>50363163
Bruh you retarded r9k is for any discussion thats original
And r9gay is just a gay themed general under that board
Get mad at others not playing your made up rules i guess though thats fine
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>>50363210
>blah blah blah im a new normalfag
get the hell >>>/out/
>>50363190
>Just wanted to show that you swing needlessly at everyone around you.
i don't care. i hate everything
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>>50363225
>i don't care. i hate everything
Then please don't interfere with people trying to make conversation here, thanks.
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>>50363257
>tfw cute smoking deerman is way out of your league and thinks you're a creep
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>>50363257
>Then please don't interfere with people trying to make conversation here, thanks.
fuck off normalfag. take your having bf conversations elsewhere >>>/lgbt/
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>>50363288
Back at it? I will ignore then - as everyone else should do - if you have nothing else to say.
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>>50363225
>waah waah im a pussy with hurt feefees waah
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Meetin up with my femboy partner after 2 weeks.

Good fucking god i cant wait to spend the whole weekend with him, i wanna embrace and cuddle up with him so much
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>>50363300
>star tattoo man looks at you and sees nothing because you are a non-entity
END IT NOW END IT NOW
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>>50363333
cheers to you, stay wholesome!
also checked
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>>50363167
Oh, I see. Sounds tricky... So, you're like hypersexual [if that's not meddling from my part]?

It's complicated for you to intimate w/o being spicy? I mean, if someone told you that they don't feel comfortable in a too-lewd exchange of words, you'll be okay with it? Or would you prefer to drop out?
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>tfw this thread is too full of generic comfyposting and you want to drown it out in gay agonyposting but don't have the stamina or the creativity required
LIFE IS PAIN
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>>50363376
im using all the agony rn
you can have it when im done
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>>50363310
>doesn't want to heal the hurt feefees of a sensitive man and make everything okay forever in the most absolute and unassailable way imaginable
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>>50363353
Well, I have an overactive libido.
I try to tell people when I'm horny if I have interest in them as like a warning, to just give me space for a bit if they're not comfortable with me flirting with them yknow.

I'm perfectly fine with a platonic friendship, even a cuddly platonic friendship. Maybe even a platonic romantic relationship.
But if that's the case I regularly need space to crack one out because being treated with affection by someone cute kind of turns me on.
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>>50363385
I can already feel it transferring to me
Don't worry, I will carry the torch
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>>50363167
Anon im crazy sexual too, not to that amount but still it sucks a bunch
Whats your discord? Im not wanting a bf or anything i just think itd be nice to have someone to chat with thats similar in that way to me, its tough to find anyone i can relate to
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>>50363376
Nothing wrong with a bit of comfy here and there.
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>>50363167
>>50363403
>tfw thinking dirty thoughts about self-professed extremely horny people and it makes you want to regress all the way to childhood and not have to deal with it
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>>50363398
you think your magics dtronger than me motherfucker we'll just see about that WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT
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>>50363410
Yes but the problem is I can't actually take comfort in it
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>>50363417
Why does it scare you to deal with it anon? Its just sex
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>>50363403
I'm not comfortable posting my discord in threads, which is ironic because everyone that knows me probably associates me with the images I've been posting.

If you post a throwaway email and I'll send it.
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>>50363426
Pls I don't want to see about it
Just leave me alone or be my (NICE) wizard bf or even friend or stranger who I sometimes see somewhere and feel comforted by
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>>50363431
>just sex
Sex is a special thing just for you and your only bf, anon
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>>50363431
Because when I think about just sex I think a little bit of my romantic self dies and I become even more of a nobody than I already am. Also I want to fuck literally everyone and I know it makes me a massive, invasive creep and I hate it. I would rather be castrated (tried the chemical route, it doesn't kill your sex drive) and just cuddle with stuffed animals or some shit.
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>>50363417
>>50363445
>>50363457
I understand where you're coming from anons.
I'm still a virgin at 27 because I don't want to just lose my virginity to somebody who doesn't care about me.
And in fact it would have been very easy considering some roastie wanted to ride by dick for free drugs from my dad a few years ago.
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>>50363438
Yeah thats fair i dont like posting it in threads either
thisisathrowaway4chan@gmail.com
Should be my throwaway
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>>50363395
I understand better now. So, it's like something you cannot do much about it, but at the same time you try to control it so it doesn't affect those you care about. That speaks well of you, yk. :)

Hope to keep seeing in here those HamsterFragment draws so then I know you're still around. And if you feel in the like of a more private talk tell me so!

Take care.
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>tfw no gay bot friends to talk to
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>>50363428
I'm sorry to hear that anon. Is there any particular reason why?
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>>50363582
Not that I've been able to figure out but I've been trying to. It is a definite something though, like a barrier, and I've felt it for a long time, but my attempts at identifying it always fall. Maybe I'm afraid to.
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>>50363577
whatcha wanna talk about anon?
just gaychat or about other stuff?
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>>50363572
>Knowing who the artist is.
I really like his stuff, it's cute and melancholy.
Almost comfy in a sad way.

I guess more people to talk to can't hurt if you're comfortable posting an email.
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>>50363600
About anything with somebody that will try to keep the conversation alive without me doing all the work
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>>50357560
I blew a guy, faggots
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>>50363629
What if I do some of the work, but you don't like the work I do?
There's no hope
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>>50363641
Me too
I blew him a big KISS hahahahaha
It has nothing to do with penises
Penises aren't real
Stop lying about having a penis
I hate you
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>>50363599
Mhm, that must be awful, not getting anything out of being nice and comfy.
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>>50363629
yeah so lets talk
whatcha feelin rn anon?
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>>50362713
bf-haver here, I love my bf and there's nothing you can do about it, fag.
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>>50363642
I appreciate any attempts at all, to be honest
>>50363656
Unironically lonely and sad like everybody else here, apparently
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>>50363671
I love your bf too
And I love you
I want both of you to be my bfs
Forever
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>>50363681
I feel that
Ive been distracting myself with games and gayposting on other gens since this one isnt very interactive

its like everyone wants a bf but no one wants to try
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>>50363615
I love his (her? idk) work too! tkmiz (Tsukumizu) is also a fave; they share some thematic vibes.

Sure, just add me at Nicco#4762. It's a temporal account [for privacy reasons], so i'll give you the real one later on.
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>>50363693
>its like everyone wants a bf but no one wants to try
I'd be happy with a gay friend that I can talk to and we could talk about our problems to each other, but I guess that's too much to ask
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>>50363681
Okay sum up your worldview in like two sentences
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>>50363704
im always here up to chat, I dont really do discord or other stuff unless its with someone I want to be my bf
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>>50363702
sent the request.
Man I loved girl's last tour, it was wonderful.
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>>50363651
It is. It's sort of like never sleeping. Everything just continues on and on and you want it to stop but it won't because it exists to spite you.
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>>50363730
Have you tried playing some calming music, or perhaps watching something slow and relaxing, like Aria? It would be nice to do so while you bundle up in a blanket and sip on a warm beverage.
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>>50363779
Yes with the calm music, no to everything else. I could try it
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>>50363804
Might be worth a try sometime. It's nice to kick back and relax.
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>tfw no sad bf to comfort
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please i just want someone to spend time with by ourselves it doesn't even have to be lewd
why does everyone just want fucking ;_;
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>>50364335
>no one from this board will message you and come over to your house immediately to take a nap before planning out a whole day of fun and wholesome adventure
Literally just shoot me in the fucking head from outside my window
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>>50364446
what country? this is literally the dream
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>>50364446
Wtf where are you from, this is a dream.
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>>50364446
>you will never have someone you are so close to that they will just come over on their own with no warning just to say hi and hang out
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>>50364619
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how did this happen?
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>tfw there are no new zealand posters at this time (almost 2:00 am here)
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>>50364710
>you will never roll around in the grass with a new zealand poster at one of those scenic seaside cliff things
Slightly related, I really wish I lived in ireland. It's unbelievable how scenic that country is.
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I'M SO FUCKING HORNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>50364732
idk about scenic cliffs, but you can come to my house and playfully help me kill all these FUCKING MOSQUITOS

please they are whining and keep flying past my ear i can't sleep
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I've got a question
Would anybody date a guy who has a criminal record for collecting loli/shota doujins 9 years ago when he was a teenager?
I feel like I couldn't date any normies.
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>>50364955
Anyone who wouldn't unironically doesn't belong here
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>>50364955
>would you date a pedophile?
"no"
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>>50364955
I feel like that's a pointless question to ask on 4chan.
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>>50364955
yeah, I like shotas myself
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>>50365019
>Teenager
>9 years ago and presumably no re-offending
Considering how close the tabs they keep on previous offenders are he's really less likely to be a pedo than the general population.
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really wanted a cute guy to come home with me but he didnt

cheer me up pls
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>>50365596
If you never fuck you can't get AIDS
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>>50365596
I never get to flirt because everyone I think is cute irl is hetero

why cant cute bond twinks just accept my love?
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>>50364955

I would date you for the simple fact that I don't think drawn porn, even of kids, should be illegal.

Real cp on the other hand, absolutely not.
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>>50365853
why should it not be illegal
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>>50365940

because it drawn, no kid is being hurt or exploited by making it.
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>tfw no non slut trad bf
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>>50365940
if looking at drawn child porn is illegal should looking gore or killing be illegal?
what about rape?

I could ms paint a pick of a kiddy getting diddled and it could be considered illegal
thats fucking stupid
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>>50365977
what is a trad
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>>50365977
>tfw trad non slut but also a hopeless pervert
rip me
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>>50365977

but gay 'relationships' were lustful hookups from the start, mongomy is something new among us and really only started after AIDS hit.
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tfw no bf to go on comfy city break holidays with in Europe and hold hands as we explore cool cities
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>>50366038
>>50365988
Agnostic but believant that the bible and its teachings provide a set standard for living a good, healthy life
>>50365996
As long as you're faithful anon. That's all that matters.
>>50366056
>tfw no long walk bf
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>>50366056

I would love to travel with a bf, so far I've only been outside of my shitty American state two times (and both of those times were to neighboring, just as shitty states).

I'd need a rich bf as I don't have the money for anything close to that.
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>>50366075
Anon, the bible isn't trad, especially agnosticism...

>tfw no spooky occultist bf to do tarot readings for and to join me in hunting for spooky artifacts and visiting mystic ruins
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>need to lose 30 lbs in order to acquire bf
>never been this fat before
>not in the habit of long term planning and commitments
>unfit as fuck but should probably start exercising after winter
why is this so hard reeee
I have to nip it in the bud though because I think I might be in danger of getting actually fat if I let this go on for another year or so
that would be very strange and unhappy
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>>50366203
tarot is fun af
makes me feel like an armchair psychologist or something lel
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>>50366218
>>50366208
samefags exposed
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>>50366230
Yeah they're both me.
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>>50366240
You could Just start walking, it's an easy way to start, Just take long walks
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>>50366218
It's also really quite spooky when it comes together, but divination is sort of a rigged sport, it really depends upon the diviner to use the open ended interpretations in a way that best suits the situation someone is in. It also means I can make comments about my friend's way of life/familial relationships without getting accused of being too prying or something.
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>>50366296
Yeah that's why I like it. I don't really see it as magical (although I've also had spooky coincidences) but it's a good tool for self/other(?)-reflection. Like you might not realize that a certain concept pertains to your situation until the idea that it does is suggested by a card with an archetype relating to it. I also like to compare my interpretation with whoever I'm partnered up with to see how our views of a situation are different, like as kind of a cooperative mode instead of their being a distinct reader.

I'm not big on using it to predict the future though.
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>>50366372
*there being
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Hmfph, what's the plan for the weekend?
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>>50366493
Not much, i might go ride my bike but i don't think i will
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>>50366493
Gonna play through old kingdom hearts games to get hype for the new one that's coming out

So excited!!
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>tfw no bf to go on long walks with in the countryside with our dog, drinking flasks of coffee, holding hands, maybe finding a cosy pub to have a meal and a couple of drinks in
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>>50366493
try to get cockatrice friends for edh
play some league
play some mtga
try to grow my stream
speculate mk11
gay shitpost looking for a cute bf
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>>50366550
That was good except the coffee and drinks part

I only drink water
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>>50366534
>>50366536
>>50366560
>everyone is going to do something fun
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Oh hey guys these exist
>>>/int/99999999
>>>/int/100000000
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>>50366372
What kind of tarot readings do you use anon? Celtic cross? I'm genuinely interested.
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>>50366650
do u mean spreads idiot
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>>50366650
Oh I don't really know any spreads, I kinda just started and I'm absolutely terrible at reading people I don't already know. Don't even have all the cards memorized, especially the minor arcana. I usually either make them up on the spot for the sake of being wacky or do a simple 3 or 5 in a row.
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>>50366747
Sounds like you just use them to basically say what you want without the direct confrontation then
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>>50366747
I always use the 3 cards reading. Like past, present and future. I could add some cards to have some deeper meanings when the result is a bit vague. It's more a tool for thinking about incoming choices or some life crisis. I did some tarot reading in this very thread some months ago. Of course, the main question was about love and having a bf.
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>>50366572
That would still be comfy :3 more coffee for me
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did kantanon forget his discord password again?
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>>50366798
Not really, no. I don't use it as a tool to advance an agenda.
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>tfw withdrawals are setting in
God I hate my choices
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>tfw christian
>but also gay
>but want to stay pure
>but also want to wear cute girly clothes
>too shy to talk to anyone about it or make friends at all

Is there any hope for me?
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>>50367416
heh... god's not real, kid
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>>50367416
just talk to peoples on discord
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>>50367017
That's cool. I'm kind of wary of doing love and friendship stuff cause what if the reading is bad, and the person I give it to takes it seriously, causing them to distrust their partner? Like I don't want to be indirectly responsible for one person mistreating another. It's hard to do tarot ethically.

Online readings are really fun though. You can get really autistic and in depth with it because there's less of a time constraint and you don't need to be giving constant feedback.
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>>50367459
People from here seem scary
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>>50367416
Please be my cute christian bf
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>>50367548
Why? And how could I, I don't even know who you are
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>>50367543
not really.

just.. really autistic and boring for the most part.
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>>50367574
Or schizo and boring
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>>50367345
Alright then we have a deal!

>>50367347
I'm playing through the kingdom hearts games right now.. Don't have time for discord
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>>50366606
It's no fun, i always ride alone, i would love to have someone to follow to since i don't even know where i'm going and usually get lost, my bike somehow makes me feel calm though, i don't even have to ride it, Just being near to it
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>>50367614
Nah, really autistic and boring, the non boring ones are really narcissistic though
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>>50367574
People aren't that boring if you like them, everyone I've added from here has told me they're boring though.
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Stop avatarfagging retard, don't think we aren't noticing it
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>>50368138
ok me old chum
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>>50368130
I like this art. It's cute
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>>50368138
who is avatarfagging??
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>>50368314
you are ya ijit
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>>50368662
uhh who do you think I am?
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Where do I find masculine gay maths autists?
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>>50368820
Why maths autists?
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>>50368888
Tend to appreciate a way of reasoning and thinking that I also appreciate.
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>>50368820
nowhere, get real
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>>50368923
is an oldschool rpg autist close enough?
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tfw no bf to paint miniatures with pt 2
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just came back from the store, thanks for slowing down the thread for me. again
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>>50368978
not sure
barely know anything about rpgs
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>tfw red bumps in dick shaft from shaving so much.

Ughhh how am i supposed to get a bf looking like that? Fuck body hair. Can i remove dickhair with lasers yet?
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>day 7 in poland
>tfw tired, lonely and cold
>tfw no bf to join me in comfy adventures in this strange slavic land
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>>50369460
do you just hack away at your dry cock with rusty razors or something?? i've been shaving for years pretty regularly and i've never had bumps happen
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>>50369460
Next time a /sissy/ thread invades the board, pop in and ask for hair removal tips. They are great with that stuff.
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>>50369460
why don't you just wax it yourself
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>>50369507
Isn't there already a sissy thread pretty regularly here though? I guess in a time of desperation razor bump Anon can just go to /lgbt/ and look at tranny tips and tricks
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>>50369505
No rusty but i've been shaving everyday because i hate stubbles. Now i got tiny hairs that just won't fucking leaveeee no matter how much i shave.

>>50369507
Never posted there, thanks for the tip. I don't even know how to fucking trimm.

>>50369531
I heard a story about a guy from here who tried waxing and he hurt his dick so back he couldn't get erections anymore.
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>>50369460
i'd still suck it desu, its what's on the inside that counts.
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>>50369564
Stop shaving every day then, only shave every other day or until there's a good amount of hair down there. Stubble is kind of annoying to deal with but no one's really going to see it aside from you so it's not something you should be that invested in unless you like having razor bumps. I'm not the Anon that told you to wax but I would imagine you'd obviously have to be careful if you're doing it yourself, sounds like he might have just gone overboard with it. There was a thing circulating around this general about a year back on hair removal, it was a powder of sorts I think? Maybe another Anon knows what I'm talking about.
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>>50369603
But i want you to love it, to kiss it deeply and say "oh i love your cock, i don't ever want to take it out of my mouth" as your saliva drips on my dik.
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>>50369637
Thanks, i'll stop shaving like a madman. Is laser dickhair removal a thing now? Just saw a video of a guy lasering his asshole, another sensitive area. Never heard about that powder and google gives me nothing.
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>>50369637
https://docs google com/document/d/1YNGUSH6zutTcv_osPURNvH8K19mXiX730Y-JeDRMNbI/mobilebasic?pli=1

this one
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>tell friend it's really cold and I wish I had someone in bed with me
>Fall asleep
>While I'm asleep he says "I'd cuddle with you in bed ngl"
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I miss you so much, please come back ;_;
I promise I won't mind
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Anybody want a not-short bf here?
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>>50369881
>Going to a party with a friend
>He, his sister and some friends of ours come pick me up
>My mom runs out and yells "take this coat!"
>Say i don't want no ding-dong diddly damn coat
>He says: "It's alright, i'll keep him warm ;)" as he puts his hands around me
>Everyone laughs while i die inside because i have a secret crush on him

You're lucky. Don't fuck it up next time.

>>50370005
Unironically don't care about height unless the guy is like 4'0 and super buff.
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Hi im shy
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>>50370089
hi shy I'm Dad
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>>50369991
Can you give us a hint of who you miss
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>>50370089
Hi, shy, I'm an autist
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>>50370114
That's nice I grew up without one
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>>50370141
Do you know an easy test to see if you're gay? You mention your long-dead father
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>>50370118
I hope that at least he's okay
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>>50370023
>not liking vanilla midgets
based
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>>50370005
How tall are you?
>tfw no short bf either
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>>50370141
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope your childhood was good otherwise!
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>>50370251
You're not the person I miss and was expecting to miss me too, time to kms
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>>50370254
It looks weird, like he's trying to compensate for the fact he's not tall.
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>>50370264
It was okay can't complain, thanks
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>>50370395
Glad to hear it. So tell me something about yourself, other than the fact that you're shy.
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>>50370429
I don't know, why would you even want to know stuff about me? I'm shy and play vidya in my room all day and rarely go outside that's all, now you
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>>50370296
I just want him to let me know he will look after himself :c
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>>50370466
What vidya ya playing? I'm playing DQ11 right now.
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>>50370466
Just making conversation, I guess.
I've been a NEET for about three years now, but just recently I reapplied to university. Bit anxious about it, but I think it should work out fine.
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>>50370547
Nice I'm proud of you, how old are you? Im neet but I hope theres still chance because Im young
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Ok be honest how many of you use makeup
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stop having spoiler on you two fucking retards, it is just spamming the thread
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>>50370577
Thanks, I appreciate that. I'm 20 - I don't think it really becomes 'too late' until you're middle aged, honestly.
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>tfw no gaybotfren to talk to about how we're both feeling tfw no bf
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>>50370584
I have before but it was too much work
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>>50370624
>tfw 25 and about to go to uni for the first time.

Thank god i look 18.
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>>50357560
Better fucking un-shadowban me real soon jannies I swear to god
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ALRIGHT, LISTEN!
I JUST WANT A ROBOT TO FLIRT AND MUSE WITH WHEN DRUNK!
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!
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>>50370675
yeah me too heh
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>>50370713
WingsOfRedemption?
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>>50370796
LOOK, LISTEN!
WHAT'S YOUR DISCORD?!
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>>50370953
the real question is are you passable and a qt?
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>>50370953
joking aside, I wouldn't bother, I'd probably end up topping myself before you got to know me. Plus i'm trash.
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>>50370998
>Passable
Moshi Moshi prison gay desu?
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>>50371015
I will judge that. Lemme talk to you pls
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>>50371092
Not sure but I think that person may have just gone to bed.
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>>50371133
>>50371092
I haven't, I will post a discord soon
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>>50371092
#8380

not too sure if you need anything else to talk to me?
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>>50371256
sorry username is Miserables#8380
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M___ I miss you so fucking much
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>>50371313
G______ i miss you too but you're a shitter in shooting games ;)
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>>50371368
You were talking to Garfield too?
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>>50371591
Nope, another G.
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>>50371368
You got the wrong person lad, you're not my M
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>>50371313
>>50371368
>>50371591
>>50371683
>>50371733
>>50371160
>>50371256
fuck off discordfags. burn alive in a fire
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>>50371749
no lmbo
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>>50371733
Who's the Mboy?
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>>50371749
I'm not discord, i was hoping it was someone i knew IRL.
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>>50367467
Well, if someone ask you a question a about his couple, it's not innocent. So don't feel responsible for that. It's not like you are giving order to someone, just new paths, new ways to consider. Do you own lot of tarots ? I do have a small collection and I feel very comfy with one or two.
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Anybody here steal at all?
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>>50372074
No, but I used to. A lot.
Do you need some advice anon?
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>>50372120
Well not really advice. I'm just looking for a community of people that are such-a-ways inclined.
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>>50372120
However, do you happen to know if lead would melt under a standard magnifying glass?
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>>50372314
No, it's actually got a pretty high melting point.
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>>50372344
you can melt it over an open flame but I'm not really keen on using fire at the moment, so surely if I can light something on fire with one I can also melt lead?
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>>50372344
So, something with a lower melting point but with similar or slightly less "hardness"
I'm very tired and words are getting hard.
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>>50372449
>>50372368
>>50372344
Don't worry, you can definitely do it with a standard magnifying glass.
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discord truly is just a place to waste time entertaining guys until they get bored and ghost you isn't it?
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>>50372120
now I'm bored and want everything you can tell me. please anon.
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>>50372194
Zoklet's bad ideas forum used to be pretty good for that, but it got shut down years ago for obvious reasons.

>>50372368
>>50372449
Why are you so intent on melting lead?
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>>50372532
Nah, if you play games you can talk with your friends.
Even if you're not playing games you can talk with your friends.
But because you're posting this, I'm going to assume your friends ghosted you.
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>>50372550
About what in particular? Just petty retail theft?
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>>50372590
i was trying to make a vague reference to a specific person who stopped speaking to me on discord for seemingly no reason, weirdly specific conclusion to come to but i can see where the confusion came from
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>>50372583
So here's the thing, I'm not incapable of talking to people. I got over the initial trouble I had which was initiating conversation. Now I have a fair few friends and some of them have older locks. I then decided to steal an old key and use it as a template to create new keys with their specific.. key knob bit at the end where it goes inside the door. Jah feel?
so because I'm friends with them, I'm going to go over to chill some time, take a print of their key in some concrete putty, take a print of that print in the same putty, then use the print of their key to make an identical key so I can go in and out of their house at my leisure and take the things I want.
It's slightly more complicated than that but you get the jist, right?
I might be too tired for you to understand me.
>>50372630
nup.
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>>50372663
Oh, damn senpai. I'm sorry. Been there before man.
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>>50372691
Basically I'm going to make keys out of lead, but it'll only ever be the one key with interchangeable key knob bits.
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>>50372691
not even one of the anons you're replying to but this sounds really convoluted for no reason. it's not even worth it in the end because you wouldn't be able to steal anything bigger than what you could just carry on you inconspicuously.
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>>50372731
Well yeah I'm going to be stealing drugs.. just a lot harder to steal drugs with people around. If they're not around they just think they smoked more than they thought they did. I've been testing this for months on a flatmate of mine.
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>>50372703
>senpai
oh wow. you actually said the word that got filtered, i don't know how to feel about that
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>>50372532
Literally how often does that happen to you?
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>>50372772
twice now, i guess i should have probably specified that adding anyone from here would end up being a waste of time and not just the app itself
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>>50372789
"Hurrrr, people are put off by my personality even though they don't initially show it"
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>>50372789
I see, well that's probably just bad luck 2bh
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>>50372758
Yeah, me neither. I forgot you can't really say that here. Imagine not being able to say senpai. That has to suck.
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>>50372812
except that they're not, the reason the two people have ghosted me in the past is purely because i refused to get sexual within the first few days of talking to them since i've seen how many people make that same complaint that anyone from here adding you on discord is purely for sexual gain. if i was actually an autistic mess i'd probably own up to it and be less upset because i could see why i was wrong and why the person stopped talking, but that's clearly not the case
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>>50372916
right so I've the the complete opposite experience where I add people thinking I might be able to make a friend and they sperg out within the first ten minutes.
My bad anon, sorry for thinking you had aids.
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I've been carrying lead with a spiders nest in it for three days in my backpocket.
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>They're too boring
>They're too desperate
>They're too thirsty
>They try too hard to act "cute"
These are the reasons of why I ghost people
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>>50373033
>They don't appeal to my tastes
^ just say that
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who is wearing mix-matched socks?
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>>50373107
me but they're not mismatched, ones inside out
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>>50373051
Sometimes they're my type, but they act really thirsty that is a total turn off
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>>50372691
You know you can get copies of a key made at literally any hardware store right?
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>>50373142
That's... what the other Anon said though? Yeah they're your type but they still don't appeal to your tastes.
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>>50373160
but I'd have to take their key with me and I can't do that
that and I want to do it myself to minimize risk
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>>50373221
So basically your goal is to gain entry to a residence and steal some drugs, right? There's destructive and non-destructive entry. Assuming that they'll notice their missing shit I don't see why non-destructive entry is necessary. Destructive means of entry are faster and easier. Just break in. It's easy if you know how. Check out some resources for firefighters, most residential doors are trivially easy to break open. Most locks are easy enough to pick too, but that would involve a little practice to do consistently.
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>>50373298
I live in the middle of a city m8, I'm not breaking in anywhere, I'm walking in in broad daylight. Except for one house where the guy is leaving for a while and his door is in view of too many people that could see me come and go, so I'll do him at night when he's gone. Again, I want constant access and the locks are old. I'm not looking to steal lots either. Just enough to not be noticeable. Furthermore, I've said all this already you doublenigger
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>>50373298
However, you're a pretty neat sounding fellow. Cheers for the advice even if it's not what I'm looking for exactly, now I know where to look if I ever change my mind.
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>>50373380
>I'm not looking to steal lots either. Just enough to not be noticeable.
yeah literally what's the point of that then? my first assumption is that you're trying to steal weed just because you said they'll think they smoked more than they thought they did, but in any kind of smokeable (sp?) drug that same logic still applies. you'd be stealing basically nothing, why can't you just steal it when they're high?
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I'm being bullied in school
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>>50373452
Are you in fucking high school or something?
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>>50373452
Well deserved, hope it gets worse
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>>50373452
How old are you, anon? Isn't it a bit late for that?
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>>50373415
Because they're pretty private people and I'm not chummy enough with them to get around their house often enough. Yeah weed. I keep myself away from buying it because that's a fucking mess.
And yeah, I'd be stealing basically nothing, just enough for a smoke in the morning and a smoke at night.
>>50373452
underage b&
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>>50373595
How fucking old are those locks?
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>>50373638
Roughly 100 years.
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You buttsluts! Stop having sex!
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I want a bf to eat my musky ass
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Hello?

Why is the thread dead it's not like (You) lot have anything better to do??
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>>50374873
currently on the looking for bf and cockatrice friends part of my plan for today >>50366560

might just give it up and make food tho
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>tfw too lewd and impure for a bf
How could I ever get a bf like this
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>>50374972
what the fuck is a cockatrice it sounds like a bird haha
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Hi fags, I just wanted to post about how much I love my bf before falling asleep, good night!
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>>50375237
it is a bird
its really a program that lets you play card games online
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>>50375187
There's plenty of guys who want that. I won't speak for the content of their character. Because it wouldn't be nice. But they exist.
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>>50359528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcS3363jci8
Fast, you need to give your boipucci a chance to heal by not eating which results in not shitting. Also don't eat more fiber if you're having GI issues. Drink kombucha and kefir (preferably raw milk), eat fermented vegetables, even high meat if you're up for it.
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>>50358663
I don't like sissy shit but that crosses the "too masculine" line
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>>50375456
a guy thats muscular and hairy is "too masculine"?
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>>50375508
yes it's gross, I'll take my skeleton boys thank you very much
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>>50375533
what the fuck is that that's disgusting and not healthy
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>>50375539
>that's disgusting
wrong
>not healthy
ofc, imagine wanting to live long in this shitty world
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I made tea but wasn't paying attention and I lightly burn my hand, wish I had a bf that would kiss my hand to make it feel better
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>>50375576
>I don't like sissy shit
>posts a guy with a smaller waist than most girls
alright
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>>50375621
>not being a fat fuck makes you a sissy
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>>50375618
>tfw no severe burn victim bf to feed 35 eggs a day to
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>>50375632
>thinking anything that isn't a shambling corpse is fat
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all this talk about fatties and there's no chub bf for me, how convenient is that
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I don't like walking lardballs and I don't like auschwitz survivors, checkmate homoists
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>>50375881
true taste
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>>50375881
normalfag taste baka
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>former skelly now skinnyfat as I get older

anybody up for that?
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>>50375881
Recently some chubby guy has been hitting on me and sending me pics of him jacking off and for some reason it's been turning me on, and I don't know how to feel about that
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>>50376031
Depends, tell me more about yourself
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What do you write in your diary anon?
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What does "younger" mean on a Grindr profile?
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>>50376394
obviously underageb8
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>>50376518
So avoid like the plague?
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>>50374873
i was doing my hair but now i'm gonna eat something
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>>50376534
no. fuck like it's your last day on earth
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>>50376568
They said they were happy for people to offer them "jobs" but I ain't going down that road unless they are over 18.
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>>50376534
yes avoid them
>>50376568
get the fuck out pedo
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>>50376615
>yes avoid them
Why are the younger adult crowd on Grindr so temperamental? I am new to the dating scene but it seems if you say something wrong you are just blocked instantly.
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>tfw no boyfriend to be sick and sleepy on while we watch stuff
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>>50376394

it means you're a degenerate slut for even having a profile.
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>>50376643
>dating
>grindr
Pick one, it is a whore app for whores.
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>>50376643
>Why are the younger adult crowd on Grindr so temperamental? I am new to the dating scene but it seems if you say something wrong you are just blocked instantly.
i don't know why. im 18 though i don't know why they are. i dont use grindr at all ever since the redflags i've seen
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>>50376647
It is not me, but someone has it with cherries on either side. I am guessing that means they are a virgin?
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>>50376654
>Pick one, it is a whore app for whores.
That's exactly what I want. Someone decent I can cuddle and fuck.

>>50376659
I was talking to someone yesterday who was open to chat and meet-up. Asked if they wanted to meet-up and they blocked me. There isn't really much you can discuss on Grindr unless you want to take it to another platform.
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>>50376644
Aww, that's cute anon, sick and sleepy is comfy when it doesn't feel bad
What would you wanna watch? I like the idea of taking care of someone sick so your post struck me. I'd make sure you were taking your medicine and getting plenty of rest!
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Move whenever your're ready fre(nd)s
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>>50376702
tfw no one armed cyborg cowboy bf
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>>50376799
It's up to you fren, I can't concentrate all that well right now. I just want a warm comforting person to cuddle that will make me feel safe so I can space out and relax.
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>>50376835
>tfw we will never getting an arm cyborg cowboy bf to cuddle at night
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>>50376845
Ah, well I'm never that good with deciding what to watch, but cozying up and just watching anything sounds really enjoyable, especially how you put it
That's exactly what I'd like too and the way you said it is very cute, I couldn't agree more. Just to be able to curl up with someone sweet and be able to enjoy their company would be so perfect. Definitely, even if they were a little sick. I'll take a cold for some cuddles with someone nice any day.
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>>50357560
My boyfriend always wants to have sex, how can I get him to take it slow? It gets tiring after a while.





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