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>Hey big bro, can you help me with my geometry? It's hard
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You mind covering up your terrible ass first?
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S-Sure when we move to alabama next month.
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>>50368519
I unironically think not having had a sister is a big part of my I get anxious around women. I just dont understand what theyre thinking and dont know how to talk to them. Had I grown up around a girl this'd probably be different.
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>>50368519
your stupid way too small notebook is empty
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>>50368573
yeah having a big sis sounds comfy
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>>50368583
That's a calendar
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Yes. If my dick is 7 inches and the pussy is roughly 5 inches deep how many inches remain?

none because I am going balls deep
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>>50368573
as someone with 2 big sisters let me tell ya it doesnt get any better, im still anxious as fuck around girls
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>>50368768

Same. My sister was always out anyways and never talked to me much when we were teens.
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>>50368768
>>50368809
You need a cute sister who is closer in age to you
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>>50368519
Wait, a minute. How old is this girl if she needs help with geometry.........
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>>50368848

She was 4 years older than me and actually popular. She had a bunch of qt friends over all the time. They liked to gossip and stuff like girls do. I'd be shy and hide in my room. I remember they'd always ask her about me and why I am so shy. She was just like "idk".

I got my first kiss when I was 7 by this 11 girl she was slept over. And during the night she came over and kissed me then went back to bed. My sister knows this too. Lol.

I still became a robot though
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>What? No way, forget it. I'm out of there and I'm done with all that shit!
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Oh yeah, you think that's hard? Well, you know what's harder? Geology
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>>50369011
yeah, geology is rock hard, just like my cock
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>>50368913
Four years is a big difference for younger kids. She needs to be like 1-2 years older or younger, I'm convinced that is as important as genetics in creating Chads. Sisters are literally practice girlfriends
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>>50369050
They say diamond is the hardest metal known to man but they clearly haven't seen my dick *unzips*
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>>50369011
>>50369050
>>50369084
my wiener is hard lolololoololololol
*rips all my clothes off*
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>>50368519
We all had to learn it the hard way, piss off the couch, I want to watch TV and your fat ass is in the way.
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>>50369109
>that ass
>anything but pancake-tier
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>>50369070
My sister is 6 years younger than me
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>>50369143
Fat ass used to be a negative thing.
>4chan is now zoomer central
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>>50369000
>What? No way

Did that guy get away?
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>>50368519
>Seems that you already have flat two dimensional planes covered, sis.
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>>50368519

> hey brother can you help me brother
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FART IN MY FACE

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP





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