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Tibees edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8dr_lpUsV0
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3 days left till valentine and i don't have my scot friend
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AHHHHH MY LIFE IS A JOKE MY LIFE IS A JOKE AHHHHH
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can you get a .neet domain address?
would be cool to have our own britfeel .neet imageboard
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>>50915029
Nah.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domains
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It's too warm so I won't go out today.

Really disappointed in this weather, what an absolute joke.
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>>50915095
Have you ever tried doing a weather dance lad?
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>>50915094
Ethiopia has .et, it could be www.ne.et
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>>50915095
It's been fucking chilly here. Did you have storms? It blew my gardren to shit.
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>>50915095
>too warm

It's under 10 degrees in most of the country lad
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>>50915123
Looked into that too, they only sell it in subdomains - so .com.et, .biz.et and the like.
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>>50915123
Truly an Ethiopian basket weaving forum
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>>50915138
What about a britfe.el?
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Gub day britfeel how are we
I just went to the gym and had a shower and now I have a 2 hour lecture on reactor systems
Skipping lunch because I need to lose weight
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had a nice shower, sat naked at my desk.
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>>50915147
Nah there's no .el (though it apparently was proposed), but there's a .boo coming so someone could buy polea.boo and make it direct to something or other.
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Oxford or Cambridge, lads?
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>>50915228
Fuck off back to sixth form bitch
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>>50915138
.ne.et could work
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>>50915131
It's about 10 over here and It's way too warm for me to go out, I'd have to wear a tshirt and I always feels awkward as fuck with my arms exposed

Autistic as hell, I know, but I can't help it
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do any of you lot have bad lives just because you don't put effort into anything?
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>>50915232
>postgraduate study doesn't exist
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>>50915242
yeah britfeel as a subdomain ne as the domain then .et as tld
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>>50915256
That is probably the majority of people here in reality.
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>>50915268
if that's the case it's weird to think people are choosing to have shitty lives out of laziness
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I
I
I HAVE BURNED YOUR BRIDGES
I
WILL BE A GUN
AND IT'S YOU I'LL COME FOR
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>>50915249
I still can't comprehend how you think 10 degrees is warm lad, it's definitely not t-shirt weather. What are you fucking penguin?
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>>50915256
Yea, gave up on sixth form and did nothing afterwards. There's no incentive for me to work hard and I think death is preferable to living in modern Britain.
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>>50915256
I dont think I have a bad life but yes I am a lazy bastard so other people have more things than me.
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I rather like the plot of this music video lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP8nnCqK4gE
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>>50915285
I personally have no motivation to do anything.
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>>50915295
If I wear a jacket in this weather I'll sweat
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>>50915323
I dread to think what you're like when we get actually warm weather (25+ degrees) lad
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>>50915292
No need for violence lad
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>>50915350
I can't be outside for too long in that weather or I begin to fade out of consciousness.
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>>50915295
Penguins are fucking wronguns lad, be careful
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>>50915348
Zeusr hour replacing zoomed hour?
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home early from college, who else /waggin/?
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>>50915348
What happened to britfeel radio then?
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>>50915383
Well you probably know this already but that's not normal, you've got some kind of medical condition
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>>50915388
What have you got against based penguins lad
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>>50915406
Yes I'm terminally I'll la
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Whatever Zeus says is to be treated with extreme suspicion since he threatened to knock Amer out for months on end, in graphic detail, then just ended up hugging some random Paki instead.
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>>50915412
>rape chicks
>shag dead penguins
I don't hate any of God's creatures lad, but I'd be very very cautious around penguins
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lads, been crushing on this girl for a while now, is askin her if she wants to get a coffee one day a good move?
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>>50915311
That singer looks like he'd be more into arse cracks.
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Dad wants me to buy a new toilet

Heard him abusing my sister when I told him to fuck off

Does this look OK?
150 quid
There are cheaper ones but you buy cheap, you buy twice

https://www.victorianplumbing.co.uk/metro-modern-close-coupled-toilet-with-soft-close-seat

I feel like the value of this one is in the design and not the quality though
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I know you're here valbong
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imagine how bad a family of paki's punishes the porcelain
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>>50915418
What you got lad? Sorry you're suffering. Unless you can't wait to shuffle off and in that case congratulations.
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>tfw no autistic Japanese gf to play Minecraft with in broken English
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>>50915470
Minecraft is for kids lol
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sneezed and it made my cat meow
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>>50915467
Acute bawbagitis
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>>50915441
Yeah why not lad? Tell us more about her
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>>50915470
guessing you're lurking in the pochi thread on /a/
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>>50915477
I need a fellow autist to spend the rest of my life playing it with
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>>50915514
I've not been on /a/ since the Christmas thread
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>>50915450
jesus christ why is your entire family so incapable
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>>50915523
FACKIN ELL WE GOT A RED ALERT ERE LADS
gonna need dazza, dan, deano, wayne, kai, kieron, jake and bob on this one
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Watching Mayans lads,wasn't sure about it at first but it's just like sons of anarchy with Mexican men
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>>50915523
lad, simulated child porn is illegal in this country, dont post it here
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>>50915403
Redpill me on bong radio. Are they good lads?
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>>50915563
What child has baps like that?
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>>50915569
10 years old onwards these days
they're turning the freaking frogs gay, and making lolis lewd
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>>50915552
My father doesn't know English
Beginning to feel sympathy for him since his father obviously forced him to get married and come to England

My mother is weak willed and her body is failing her. She appears to have no ambition and defers all responsibility to my father which is why she isn't the one resolving issues with the house (and my father instead tells me to help him)
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How friggin cool is this
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>>50915597
what about you lad, what're your flaws?
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>>50915597
he is training you as his new wife
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>>50915600
thank you lad, very cool
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>>50915607
My faults are a result of my upbringing and environment

>poor interpersonal skills
>difficulty understanding the emotions and intentions of others (and reading between the lines)
>fear of failure/terrified of not knowing things
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I have touched a boob.
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>>50915616
My wife now
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>>50915647
me to
accidentally
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I swear Tesco are lacing these with fentanyl lads. I bought a 300g bag of pistachios this morning and I've already sunk the lot. Why are they so addictive?
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I haven't touched a boob, whats it like?
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>>50915665
discusting, throw those old toenails out NOW
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>>50915665
ye pistachios are grand desu
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>>50915672
oh man when you touch a boob and its like uh....like um sand
gosh yeah, i love touching boobs
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>>50915681
Wish cola would send me his old toenails
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>>50915672
Even softer than you'd expect. And if they are Japanese they have little spasms when you touch them. It really is just like in our cartoons.
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Touching my own boob rn lads, it ok nothing too exciting
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>>50915705
Well I hope I get to touch some one day.
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So I have to am a male boy long time ago ago and I saw you when ago I don't have the right mind right now than a human and I am not going to be not going to school tomarow but it I am a boy and the girl that boy s o r oom to g onna and r iclimg to be an assassin an hour at school and I it got me talking to you and I be you have no idea to the park becouse it was not a clump of sells the same time sells a clump of sells the same time sells sells the name sells the same same time sells sells the name sells the the same time sells sells the n o f reind and you have a bodysuit to be in the military and and then you still at at the bus bus to come home right now and I had to be a good idea for for smuggling shit it's okay to go to sleep now I'm kinda tired of it so I was gonna shoot up the school with were you diagnosed in a gang in the living room U.S. is fucked up in the head head Emily and he said is a secret secret that I am not sure a lot of the things I am do do not want to be have no idea what why it is easier to for to make it them friends with a with the picture picture if you have a daughter friend bodysuit the to to be a crip good

might become trans so i can touch my own boobs
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>>50915713
I have no doubt you will desu
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any of you on antideppresants? Think about getting on some.

Also how do I learn to like socialising with people? People scare me for the most part
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>>50915672
It was one of the best days of my life
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>>50915731
are you a cute submissve 18 year old boy? just wondering
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>>50915721
There's no chance I'm reading all that shit mate
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>*nickel plates your mums dildo*
wahey
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>>50915745
its a new song i am working on
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normies probably touch boobs so much they take it for granted.
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>>50915748
I wonder if my mum has sex toys.
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Wakey wakey poo time then its off to pick up my nephew
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>>50915776
you fucking filthy nonce case i hope you are caught before your innocent little nephew gets harmed
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>>50915776
fackin noncer
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>>50915731
I was on Lexapro for about 1.5 years, 20mg daily at the highest dose. They had absolutely 0 effect whatsoever. Might as well have been taking pistachios. At first I felt what I can only assume was a placebo effect but it didn't last. Hence upping the dose a few times. Coming off them is what confirmed for me that they did nothing. I went cold turkey instead of the recommended weaning off gradually, and felt no different.
Now I'm seeing a psychiatrist and he's going to recommend an SNRI, but since going on Lexapro I've become far more aware of the mixed opinions about antidepressants among patients and medical professionals alike. My own friend is emotionally dead and basically has no sexuality (read: sexuality, not sex life). So this time around I'm far more reluctant to go on them. Almost considering suicide as a better option than mediocre contentment but emotional emptiness. I'm fucked desu
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>>50915805
Meant to mention that friend is like that as a result of Lexapro
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>>50915776
not on my woch, nonce
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>>50915776
yer fifly fookinanimal
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>>50915787
>>50915792
Hilarious lads tiptop child abuse bantz
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>>50915776
am gun frew a divorce
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come on lads, leave him alone, he probably has depression
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guys my uncle's picking me up later, i'm scared cause he made me and my sister touch his pee pee a few months ago :(
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>>50915882
nigga your an adult just slap him
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Anyone up for a trip to Wembley in 2 weeks time to watch City?

All the good seats are gone but plenty of cheap seats left
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>>50915665
What you got on qb?
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>>50915882
yer a disgrace, what kind of lad lets himself get poofed up
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i like this pic. I have no irl friend or even online friends. Kinda sad. Unemployed, scared to go downstairs to leave because my parents will start nagging me about who knows what. I want to clean my room and wash the sheets but i know theyll start making some snarky comments about it
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Gonna go out and post off my copy to "The Last of Us" to CEX
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I'm dating a girl from the zoo

I think she's a keeper
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>>50915945
yeah you love poking letter boxes dont you SEX CASE
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tfw no friends and nobody ever feeds me any (you)s
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Being normal and average is death in 2019. You have to be at an extreme.

Srs. It feel like these days you have to be at either extreme to get cute girls.

Either you have to be a tall gigachad or you have to be a low T nerdy swagless ugly ass nigga. Or a criminal/drug dealer/gangster

Most average looking well adjusted men with normal jobs and normal hobbies I see are either alone or with a landwhale.
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>>50915934
We're all similar lad, you're not the only one
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>>50915929
Pardon?

originimal
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>>50915641
>nothing is ever my fault
I hate you moni but honestly this mindset is why you'll never succeed, it's why you've still not ran for more than 10 minutes, it's why you'll never be passable because you can't accept responsibility and you blame all your flaws on other people
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Any of you lads want to start an MC with me? Except I don't have a motorbike so it's a mountain bike club. I don't even mind if someone else wants to be padrino
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wonder what it's like to live on the channel islands
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>>50915968
friends are annoying they invite you to shit when you just want to shitpost and watch chink cartoons.
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>>50916070
better weather, less pakis, beaches etc
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>>50916059
Watching a bit of sons of anarchy at the minute lad makes me want to join one even though I have a car instead
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I want a pal who lives near me, doesnt obsess about girls and is down to do random stuff with. For example I want to check out a rock climbing place in my city but i have no one to go with and going by myself might be awkward as fuck. I want to try out a new resteraunt but like fuck im going by myself. If I just had a single pal my life would be a lot better.
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>>50916100
where do you live, im guessing scotland because you said pal.
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>>50916096
Ah lad I liked SOA, just started watching the spin off Mayans today. It's not bad,just SOA with Mexicans, but the characters aren't quite as um compelling I suppose as in SOA but I'm only four episodes in. Might give SOA a rewatch soon actually, was a pretty good series. Alri we can just cruise around in your car smoking cigs and being broody, maybe save up and get a club house and some hooker frens
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It seems I am the top and also the sub in the relationship. I am shagging a power bottom and tbqh I fucking love it.
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>>50916137
Southampton, England.
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literally waiting for the damn cheque to clear.
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>>50916155
just a little bit too far away
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Lads I got great news
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>>50916100
Aren't you a bit fat to go rock-climbing?
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on my way to pick up my incel nephew and niece
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>>50916162
Is that a vehicle tax refund? I also put on in last Thursday, hasn't cleared yet
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Dream Market is down, correct? What alternatives do my lads recommend?
Also I'm learning this PGP stuff but no matter what I copypaste my public PGP is always fucked up with tons of spaces etc and I don't know how to fix it lol
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>>50916190
Nah its an inheritance cheque.
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>>50916100
>I want a pal who lives near me
I want to titfuck that bird
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>>50916139
No need for hookers mate, we'll be pulling like magnets
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>>50915934
Just got muh thread frens to fren and clean your room for your own good
>>50915968
Have a you on me
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you wasted your subhuman worthless life doing well at school and how did that help you?

at the end of the day, you are a jobless NEET selfhating insecure high inhibition incel pussy ass bitch hiding in the basement and rotting on 4chan getting bullied + abused every day by your master (me)
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>>50916155
Ask kikenight out
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Horny old doggo keeps trying to lick out and shag the other doggo poor fella
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>>50916282
Ok here we go let's av it
No I left at 15 with a few GCSE's and I have always had a job in that time. I'm not insecure or self hating I just know my role in life and it's not at the top. You are no master and don't scare me in the slightest
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>>50916269
Tits not big enough for that lad
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Supposed to be going to a class tomorrow but my social worker isn't getting back to me to confirm
If he doesn't then I'm not going SIMPLE AS
in the meantime I'm going into a diabetic comba with Honeycomb
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I have 4 GCSEs
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>>50916328
Yeah but I've got a tiny little dick so I wouldn't want to feel overwhelmed and insecure.
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>>50916361
a girl i know got 0 gcses, shit didnt go to college but both her parents are rich. Her mum owns like 5 houses that she rents out
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>>50916371
no bird is gonna touch your tiny penis.
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>>50916195
dreams back now and wallstreet is an alternative and look up a pgp tutorial you utter fucking brainlet, people as stupid as you shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place
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>>50916282
You're such a loser being mean to people on the internet
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>>50916326
you are an absolute disgrace, you motherless faggot. how do you cope knowing i live rent free in your head, loser? i make you spend hours and hours writing me submissive childish beta piss-weak replies where you low key beg me for mercy

i am bullying you like there is no tomorrow. i do to you what nazis did to jews. and that's brutally scarring you for life, you weak cuck
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>>50916384
I know a bloke with 0 gcses who just started his own company, got offices in central manchester and everything now
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>>50916272
>we'll be pulling like magnets
Speak for yourself brother
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Fucking hell lids that bitch doggo just got railed corr
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>>50916394
Water off a ducks bollocks mate, cope harder
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>>50916393
it took you 5 fucking hours to write your passive submissive bitch ass response. what were you doing in the mean time? i know what you were doing.. shaking in fear and crying for me like a low T pussy
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>>50916070
Expensive. Very.
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>>50916394
what did he do to make you seethe this much?
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>>50916411
you will be a virgin till the day you commit suicide, you worthless filthy subhuman ugly deformed skinnyfat piss-weak kike. keep taking nigger dicks down your throat and inside your anus, you disgusting rape baby
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He's got moves
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How do I get a gf with large breasts?
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>>50916384
Sounds like a good girl to dump your goo into
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>>50916423
maybe if you wipe your father's semen off your bug-eyes on your deformed bobbleheaded recessed shitskin bloated face, you will understand
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>>50916195
You need to be running your key through your mail client. If you're this shit at crypto you shouldn't be on the darknet yet lad.
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what are some pro-brexit newspapers that are available online for free?
I've been seeing things from the remainer's corner until now and would like to take a look at the other side
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>>50916459
jesus man your life must be pretty awful if you get this upset on the internet, don't worry lad one day you might stop being a resentful incel
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>>50916477
Spectator but its own by a remainer
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Just ate a whole box of Honeycomb haha
350calories and 70g sugar
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>>50916404
Lad, vacuum your fucking floor.
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Love to see Alfie creampie Colas doggo
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>>50916522
It can wait the dog hasn't nutted yet
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>>50916477
Only 1 newspaper was unwaveringly pro-Brexit from start to current day and that's the Morning Star. Telegraph isn't free but is now massively pro-Brexit - DM was but is no longer (new editor, formerly of the Mail on Sunday which actually declared for remain) and neither is the Express so much as they were due to their new owner.
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>>50916477

Decided that im going to stop watching the news

Sick to death of the same 5 cunts saying the same 5 sentences for the last 2 years.
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do you think thigh highs would be an appropriate gift for a gf on valentine's

we haven't had sex yet
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i like a big boob me
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>>50916481
you subhuman. you have a clit that your father licks and creampies, you disgusting nasty filthy shitskin negroid homosexual obese trash

kill yourself, filthy nigger
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>tfw you push a shit so hard you hurt your brain
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>>50916541
Is the bitch capable of getting pregnant? You might want to reconsider your delay.
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>>50916477
literally all of them except for the mirror and guardian
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>>50916577
you know no matter how much you insult me I'll still be happier, healthier and more successful than you
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>>50916583
Nah her cunny got rekt by alfies last batch
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>>50916415
Why would I do that? You're a loser
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>>50916615
cringe at this subhuman cuck still following me around like a butthurt subhuman after all the abuse I have given you. you submissive dog.
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>>50916621
Are they yorkshire terriers?
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All the single mothers were glancing at my gains when I pick my nephew up.

Is it cucky to gf a single mum?
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>>50916648
How long you been lifting for lad?
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>>50916630
i mog you to death in every single way, you ugly autistic coping shitskin subhuman cuck

i'd fuck every whore in your subhuman family without effort. your sister and mother would beg for my cock if i enter the room
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>>50916640
Yes ladders
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why are nonwhites jealous of whites??? i see this a lot in america
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Just feel like drinking every day I'm off work
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>>50916648
Yes very cucky lad
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>>50916659
About a year and a half but had moments of stagnation and laziness
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https://youtu.be/dTKd82Dh8Dk
good video desu ori
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>>50916662
Yes. Every girl wants a geek from britfeel.
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>>50916676
What if she's hot and the dad died
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>>50916698
why would you want to gf someone who has a kid?
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>>50916706
Because shes hot and I like her
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>>50916648
>Is it cucky to gf a single mum?
yes, very
touching is fine but don't gf
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>>50916695
i have literally murdered your soul. you are too scared to even write more than 7 words, because you know you will start having suicidal thoughts. you are terrified of me. i make you scared, i inflict pain upon you
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>>50916721
Personally I wouldn't but if thats what you're in to man go for it.
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>>50916682
Nice one, how often do you have a cheat meal?
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>girl just called me 'sweetie' in a message
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All these nogf losers talking about whats cucky or not while fapping themselves away to porn
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>>50916648
>banging single mums but having nothing to do with them outside of sex

Chad tier

>being the boyfriend of a single mum and helping her look after the kid

The definition of cuck
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>>50916749
Like 2-3 times a week

>>50916765
Call her sweaty
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athiests are so damn stupid, it's absolutely unbelievable. i don't understand how some people can be so fucking retarded ..

- they believe there is no God. how is that possible? so humans and every creation and nature and sun all came from nothing? it's beyond idiotic. "earth came from a big bang". lol at how stupid you gotta be to believe that two things crashing with each other resulted in earth and humans. wtf?!

- they think earth is millions of years old. just another stupid myth which makes no sense. earth is nowhere that old

- they think dinosaurs existed which is pure fiction like lord of the rings.

- they believe earth is round when it's in fact flat

atheists = beyond disgaceful.

words really can't describe the utter retardism of atheists. they are so low IQ, that they deserve death desu. stupid people like atheists don't deserve to live. and when I say atheists.. buddhists,
hindus etc. are also included obviously
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>>50916769
you don't need to be a mong to work out raising someone elses kid is stupid
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almost had nothing left in the bank if it weren't for blackjack
god bless gambling
also had nothing left in the bank because of gambling
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>>50916795

How much did you win?

You should set limits anon, I'm on 200/month now, although up 50 bong so far for 2019
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>>50916779
>definition of cuck
Think you need a dictionary lad
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Fuck sake fooled by camera angles and makeup, found the facebook profile of a girl I am talking to online and with all due respect, she is quite ugly and I don't find her attractive. What do I do?
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Some fuckin kid called me a head dick on the way home and I threw my lighter at him and then he started chasing me with his mate so I legged it and I fell and they laughed and walked away
Not I'm at home with no fucking lighter and my cooker isn't gas ffs
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>>50916821
Just stop responding then lad, simple as
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>>50916821
Are you talking to her through internet dating sites? Just ghost her or something in that case, she's probably talking to a few other folk
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>>50916825
Maybe you shouldn't hurl your only lighter at people then, dickhead
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If you search pedo tash on google images, the first result is a lad being bullied because he uploaded a picture to snapchat. It reminds me of when I was in school and I tried to do anything normal people did and instantly people from school would mock it. And people liked the bullies stuff instead of sticking up for me, just like what's happened with this lad.

Why are people like that? Apparently it stems back to nature, so why aren't we like that?
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>>50916388
I know what I'm doing faggot
>>50916471
What mail client?
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>>50916858
>I know what I'm doing faggot
if this were true you wouldn't need spoonfeeding you idiot
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what's the optimal time to wait between wanks?
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>>50916825
>so I legged it
how old was he and how old are you? this is tragic
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>>50916867

2 days is good really
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>>50916867
>he has to wait between wanks

State of this looser
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>>50916867
6-8 hours imo

He's still going at it
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>>50916825
why does shit like this always happen to you losers? i've never had kids bully me in the street but it seems like a normal part of life here.
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>>50916869
Dunno he was in school uniform think he might have been about 16
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>>50916867
The longer you go the better the orgasm will be.
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posters i can't fucking stand:
>scottish friend lad
>chika
>cola
>paki poo
all need to fuck off.
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>>50916913
why did you run? how are you scared of 16 year olds,m how old are you?
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>>50916866
Well you could help or just act like a butthurt woman and we all know which one you chose lmao
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>>50916855

>I tried to do anything normal people did and instantly people from school would mock it.

Reminds me of my school years lad
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>>50916923
>Well you could help
I did I told you to google it since that'll have more detail and be more helpful
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>>50916906
It happened to me everyday of my life until I turned 18, a group of about 20 teenagers yelled insults at me everytime they saw me and I couldn't do anything or tell anyone, ended up getting beat up by two of them the one time I stuck up for myself.
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>>50916855
State of this noncey nonce poster
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>>50916933
You don't need an email client for PGP what the fuck nigga just copy the public key and send it to the vendor with the encrypted address
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Is it wrong to steal your girlfriend's socks and smell them when she's not around?
I don't have a girlfriend, but I'd find it hard to resist if I did.
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>>50916790
have you ever stopped to ask yourself why you are larping on 4chan? surely you have something better to do with your time
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We just going to stand by while that dog gets raped?
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>>50916955
>You don't need an email client for PGP
I never said you did, dream has encryption built in now and even if it didn't GPA exists
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>>50916925
It's just depressing, people really suck.
>>50916948
I was googling it to see if mine classed as a moustache or a pedotash. I haven't shaved or left the house in 6 weeks
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Going to do up my dads back garden this spring any tips and what should I plant
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>>50916942
were they black? i bet they were.
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It's amazing how the most hated poster can make a post about a toilet and still get a (You). No wonder he won't fuck off.
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>>50917006
No, just your typical white chads.
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>>50917018
Whos the most hated poster lad?
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>>50916100
sound like you're in glasgow mate, I'll take you rock climbing if you want desu
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>>50917042
No he's just another fucking filthy scotaboo that appropriates our way of speaking
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>>50916663
Well if he's nutted now vacuum your fucking floor.
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>>50917003
Yeah plant a bullet in your head at high speed
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Wish I was as white as James Bolan lads.
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>>50916802
I won 150 this morning, lost 100 last week and won 120 the week before that
Really the only way for me to make money as a student
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Too many sulkers itt lids I'll be back
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>>50916858
For fuck's sake read up on PGP. You want your crypto stolen or getting raided? Don't piss around.
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>>50916902
Chuck a bucket of water over them, he's going to damage her.
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>>50917115
So in 3 weeks you've made a total of 170 quid? Even the most menial minwage job would get you more than that
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Hes still humping the shit out of her starting to get worried
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>>50917105

>James Bolan

https://youtu.be/jLFNczld8NA
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>>50917146
>>50917137
The little lad's having the shag of his life, just leave him be you bastards
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>>50916968
Shes loving it the slag
>>50917066
Nah
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>>50917115
Blackjack doesn't take any skill though.
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>>50917158
A true certified honour blood white, in the lineage of Alfred the Great.
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That dog is get destroyed
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>>50917158
Yeah someone suggested that was why you fed Poleaboo that complete and utter shite. Cheers for making us all laugh for a while though.
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>>50917173
Your mother is going to kick your arse when she finds out you let the boy fuck the bitch to death. Do something about it ffs.
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>>50917203
There's probably blacks in Africa obsessing whether they're true certified blacks going back to fuck knows how long ago.
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>>50917213
Funny thing is, he wouldn't be the first /britfeel/ poster to fuck a bitch to death either
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>>50917231
Maybe not but you're contributing to her suffering and you already said she's got a damaged fanny.
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>he was in a show about a murderer I like so therefore he's got a direct lineage to King Alfred
>I also like Lord of the Rings and Planet Earth which is why Ian McKellen and David Attenborough make the list of those directly related to Alfred the Great
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Ordered some new trainers. I usually get a size 8.5 but against my better conscience I ordered an 8 as they don't do half sizes. They better fucking fit. But they're from Amazon so shouldn't be too hard to get a refund if they don't, right? I've never ordered shoes online before.
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Setting up my new Amazon ECHO DOT is annoying

Saw some civilised pakis at the post office

Saw several uncivilised pakis in the town centre, need to stop going when school/sixth form lets out
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can't believe the James Bolam shite is still ongoing
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>>50917240
I'm not even the dog owner you mong
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>>50917241
>>50917203
>lineage of Alfred the Great.
Neither of you get it

I explained it several times as simply as possible
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>>50917250
You are one the most stupid posters in this thread. Ebin is more intelligent than you.
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>it's another Moni talks the biggest load of absolute shite episode
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>>50917250
>unironically buying an amazon wiret- i mean, echo
moni i knew you were dumb but not this dumb
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>>50917208

It's nothing to do with me lad
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>>50917250
jesus christ lad get a fucking hobby
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>>50917266
ebin is unironically quite intelligent
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>>50917308
he likes dressing in womens clothing and playing video games
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>>50917326
wearing clothes and doing something literally everyone does are not hobbies
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>diet tea

Just... don't put milk in it
I don't understand
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>diet tea
What the fuck are you on about, mate?
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>diet tea
>dont put milk in it
How many times do I have to tell you people
Fat doesnt make you fat
Sugar makes you fat
Simple as end of
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>taking anything a yellow-fevered weeb says as true
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one time I kissed my friends sister and grab her breast a little bit. it was in 2008 she was 16 and I was 18. I never told my friend. that's the only time I ever kissed a bird or felt a tit
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>>50917383
>fat doesn't make you fat

Alright then mate, add a bar of lard to your daily intake and let's see where that takes you.
>>
How do I filter iphone filenames?
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>>50917308
What are your bobbies?

>>50917299
Not like much conversation goes on in my bedroom
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>>50917436
>What are your bobbies?
hiking, reading, lifting and boxing then also normie shit like gaming, socializing etc
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>>50917404
It would make no difference. I have never saw a thin person order a skinny cappucino.
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>What are your bobbies
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>>50917383
consuming an excess of fat will make you fat
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>>50917466
,
Consuming an excess of calories will. Fat is satiating, sugar makes you crave more
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>gaming and socialising are hobbies
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>>50915256
I've been depressed since I was like 8 lad. But yes, that is my main issue. And it doesn't help that all my mum ever does is talk down to me like that's going to help
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>>50917447
what do you read
oringallllllllllll
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>>50917383
trans fats do make you fat
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>>50917495
Another reason to hate trannies
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>>50917466
This guy is right >>50917473 winter nigs add literal lard to their diets.
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>trans fats
bit harsh on Moni, crona, Kat, Cola etc etc
Hahahahaha
XD
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>>50917449
I have never seen, not saw
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>vayne flash heals into my lane and feeds mid
>call her names
>she gets off scotfree and i get a 2 week ban 20 minutes after the game
amazing, no wonder i stopped playing this shitheap for a year, words > actions i guess
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>>50917449
>I have never saw a thin person order a skinny cappucino.
Because they don't need to lose weight?
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>>50917524
I did NAZI THAT COMING
Lolllllll
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>>50917546
It is ok lad, just do not do it again
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>>50917543
Because they realise that fat will not make them fat, the sugar will do that.
>>50917551
U2
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chika having a freaking melt down lol
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>>50917383
Peter Hitchens confirmed for idolposter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjc-elwY90&feature=youtu.be&t=35
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>>50917567
>compulsively replying to every post
>the slightest hint of mania
Its SCEA levels thats for sure
>>
Some big, big news shall be revealed about Poleaboo on Bong Radio tonight as part of a 6-month investigation.
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>>50917567
The quantum redpill is that I am always having a meltdown
DAMAGED
>>50917578
Lemmings are much maligned
>>
I have a habit of messaging catfish and bot account ludicrous stuff on dating sites and I am wondering how long its gonna be until I mistake one of those for an actual girl and end up sending her something retarded.
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>>50917493
mostly fiction
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>come into the thread after a few days
>it's just tripfag orbiters and some yellow fever avater posting yet again
daytime britfeel is beyond dead
nighttime will live
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>>50917591
Poley tell us what it is before they do
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>>50917615
Early mornings and late nights are the comfiest posting hours lad
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>>50917615
Real Nytol hours are best /britfeel/
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>>50917626
I know lad i generally am on during those times but have been having to sort out my sleep schedule to do things.
sucks because there's no reason to visit this place until 11pm
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>>50917588
seems like that aids man chap really done a number on him
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>>50917633
I get to frequently enjoy morning hours on account of my commute, however I miss out on primetime night hours as a result. Ah well, cant have it all lads
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>>50917615
>Nighttime
>*apu*
>Fren Fren Lid :^)
>IM SO LONELY WAAAH SOFI
>Cola

Nah. Shan't. Britfeel is good at no time now.
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>>50916746
You're just a spacker, no one cares about you and no one ever will
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>>50917670
>>IM SO LONELY WAAAH SOFI
I wonder who this is aimed at?
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>>50916746
Lad is this some kind of larp? Trying to figure out what would possess someone to write such cringe
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You know what we don't have enough of in the UK? Holocaust memorials.
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>>50917649
Caught a spot of the HIV did he? Poor lad
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>>50917726
we have more bloody holocaust memorials than we do jews
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>>50917726
We probably have enough I reckon
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>want to start own business
>don't know what to do
give some advice
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/britfeel/ boys are
>well read
>intelligent
>physically fit
>good looking
>mentally strong
>loyal
>morally righteous
>family focused
>have a good sense of humour
>socially awkward but it's cute

Any woman would be lucky to have a guy like us.
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Afternoon lads. Spent half the day crying like a bitch over dead relatives and wondering if it's worth necking just to be with them again.
What are you boyos up to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3aiM8K6D0
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>>50917749
If you can't decide on the business you actually want to start you will get nowhere.
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>>50917749
gays unlimited
suck and bum cocks, tenner a bum, fiver for a suck, ten cocks an hour you will be minted
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>>50917749
Steal 30k off your mum.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47156317
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Na night lads
Havin an early night
Just had me salmon fillets and brushed me teethies
Off to some gay class tomorrow and all I have to wear is a black pair of Chelsea boots that dont fit right
Not looking forward to it
Wish I was 13 again simple as
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I hope the Valentines OC will make me feel less lonely
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fucking hell jdsports wont stop texting me about my order
>>50917777
you sound like a faggot
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>>50917767
/britfeel/ boys are
>alone on Thursday
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>>50917767
Which is the bigger lie lads, mentally strong or morally righteous ?
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>>50917801
He sounds like a sensitive young lad to me. Dont be a bully lad or I will slap you on the noggin
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Some really fit Essex bird on come dine with me flashing her tits about phwoar
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>>50917801
And you sound like a 6th former.
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>>50917777
They would have wanted you to keep going lad
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Poleaboo shall be watching The Martin Lewis Money Show tonight to learn how to save his dad 5% by switching energy supplier!
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>>50917783
damn, only need to shag 100000 times to become a millionaire
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Redpill me on High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England
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>>50917818
Did they group her together with some older middle aged women to stir up some drama?
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this is me

can i get a gf?
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>>50917814
come on then
>>50917823
23 years young
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Why doesn't britfeel have any regulars from High Wycombe?
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Reminder that Chika is cutest /britfeel/ lad.
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>>50917823
>JD sports
Almost certainly is a sixth former. Probably has a cheeky visit to Nandos planned too. With his lads of course.
>>
can easily envision myself living with mum well into my 30s 2bh
>>
Lee Anthony Hoyland asking Kay why's it's called High Wycombe when it's at the bottom of a valley
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>>50917849
23 going on 13 by the sounds of things, retard.
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>>50917848
Yeah get a haircut and wear an eye patch.
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>>50917848
quintessential british lad
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>>50917830
10 years of shagging and you can retire early, its for your future
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>>50917824
What for though? Cuz I'm a genetic dead-end and I barely function tbqhwy
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Reminder that Poley called Tim a 'freak' yet Shippy still won't disavow him
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>>50917849
>come on then
Bloody hell lad youve gone and done it now. Fair warning I have beaten up teenagers before and am ready and willing to do so again.
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I have 13 big plushies, and 15 anime figures. They make me happy.
>>
>ywn know pre-2013 Timmy lore
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>>50917901
Its close but Id argue Tim is more in touch with reality than Poley
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>>50917901

I did mention it at the time.
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>>50917901
Who the fuck is Amer to call someone else a freak
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>>50917922

I would agree, I've mentioned this before actually that Tim is slightly saner than the trannies
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>>50917911
Only yanks and weebs call them "plushies."

No h8 though cuz I also have a massive soft toy collection
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>>50917911
I love plushies but I don't have many. I have 7 Marills that sit around my room.
Only one anime figure, of Tomoko from Card Captors.
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>>50917872
come on then
>>50917875
come on then
>>50917902
come on then
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Measure waistlines
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>>50917832
>Dentists bow to Timothy James Byrne
>In contact with DPD
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Controls High Wycombe with an iron but fair fist
>Owns piano shops globally
>Direct descendant of the trust fund financier
>Will bankroll the first Music Schools on Mars (Timothy James Byrnegrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of pianos on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be born in Timothy James Byrne's rented flat in High Wycombe
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a man who will descend upon High Wycombe and will bring an era of piano playing
>He owns date monitoring stations around the world
>You likely have timestamps inside you right now
>Timothy James Byrne is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to his rented flat in High Wycombe. Who do you think set up the meeting between the landlord in High Wycombe & the landlord in Spracklen House, Marlow? (First meeting between the two landlords in over 1000 years) and arranged the High Wycombe landlord's first trip to Marlow in history?
>He learned Grade 8 piano in under a week
>Nation states entrust their national intelligence with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Timothy James Byrne's rented flat in High Wycombe
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Big Bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n5nOEJtrYA

Seems like a nice guy
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>>50917951
What soft toys do you have?

>>50917962
Cute plushies, lad/
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im new to weebery give me an anime to watch. i liked one piece.
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>>50917988
>Direct descendant of the trust fund financier

This is literally correct
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chika wears girls underwear
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>>50918001
What kind of anime? Gurren Lagan
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>>50918023
Hit post by accident.
What I meant to say was that Gurren Lagann is pretty good.
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>>50917941
Well he seems content with his routines and he isnt covered with self harm scars, so Id say Tims doing better than them at least
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>>50918023
dunno really any kind. ill check it out.
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Timothy James Byrne was born in Birmingham, this is canon
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>>50917976
*slaps you on the noggin and cycles away*
Silly lad, you were warned
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>>50918001
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is a good place to get started, or the Gurren Lagan movies, if you want to get into the weeb scene.

For serious anime I'd watch Ghost in the Shell (1995), Akira (1988), Perfect Blue (1997), Jin Roh (1999)
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>>50918039
>Well he seems content with his routines
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>>50918064
There are Gurren Lagan movies lad? Cant believe I missed them
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>>50918076
They just cover the series, slightly different. Easier to digest. An improvement I'd say.
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>tfw britfeel makes you sad so you go and do a workout
t-thanks guys
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>>50918055
*approaches your bicycle at a rapid pace*
come on then
>>
Not sure what to do with my Amazon ECHO DOT

All I can think of is signing up with a music service and occasionally blaring some Iron Maiden/Metallica

>>50918064
>>50918023
Don't spoonfeed
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>>50918104
And miss the filler episodes ? I think not
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i think kill la kill, gurren lagan and serial experiments lain are very over rated.
>>
You can save Brexit but you have to fuck chika or cola in front of the queen what do you do
>>
>>50918123
why did we make you sad
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>>50918076
Don't watch the movies unless you need a recap, they skip all the good stuff.

>>50918131
They're still a fun watch
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>>50918145
anons earlier made a mean post about me
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>>50918141
shag chika
execute cola
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>>50918045
Turns out he was also born at home as well
https://www.google.com/maps/@52.5051401,-1.7862754,3a,73.5y,70.84h,78.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1seB199Nz1AD3O8fTD5ySoPg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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>>50918127
Whats all this about calling our Tim a freak? He is more in touch with reality than you are lad
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>>50918141
how does the old hag react?
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>>50918141
>Save Brexit

hahaha
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Is there anything more autistic than gatekeeping or the 12 year olds who complain about "spoonfeeding"? I can't imagine being such a twat that you get irrationally angry over someone asking a simple question. I've answered tons of stupid questions about cryptos from normies trying to get into it and not once did I get angry. I guess I'm just not autistic.
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.
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>SCEA comes into the surgery
>Starts babbling "waaaaa" over and over
>Claims to have had a sudden realisation
>Wants me to give him an autism assessment
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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imagine calling yourself 'shaggy' owning a creepy van, and taking you're giant fucking dog literally everywhere
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>>50918141
I dont want brexit everything was fine how it was
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>>50918141
Fuck chika ez
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>>50915665
nothing like a good nut
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Nigga I'm such a fucking bad boy. I left sixth from today without caring lol. I caught the bus back to my house and drank a monster. What is my mum gonna do about it? Nothing lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJjsm6CVsG8
>>
What do you think humans would look like if our DNA helix spun the other way?
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>>50917796
are the pairs picked on valentines day or the day before?
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>>50918202
well our bones would be on the outside, duh
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>>50918170
She dies from watching
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>>50918202
The same lad but reversed like
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>>50917898
Take it one day at a time lad
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>>50918199
>blocks you from playing fortnite for the evening
>you cry all night
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>>50918202
probably the same but there would be more left handed people
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>>50918205
I'm not sure. I think the night before. Would be nice if it was earlier so I have a chance to put some real effort into it.
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>>50918168
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/93684666/#93686614
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>>50918229
>reading through that thread
Christ lads, /int/ is a fucking shithole
>>
living that involuntary celibate lifestyle lads
>>
>timfreak
coincidentally what I shall be watching on valentines day
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>>50918229
Hang on did he shit the bed lmfao
>>
Wagey life is exhausting. Gonna get a kebab for dinner as a Monday treat I reckon.
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Poleaboo in 3 years

1:57-1:59

https://youtu.be/Yc5OyXmHD0w
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>Looking for

My last girlfriend.
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>>50918127
I get that you're not saying James Bolan is related to Alfred the Great, but why are you saying that he is from a line of people who were certified as blood honour whites going back to Alfred the Great?

Where did you come up with this nonsense from? Explain the origin of this theory.

ShipAnon maybe you can jump in, he says that you are a certified honour blood white yourself.
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>>50918260
Most likely. How he had the nerve to slag off Tim in the same post Ill never know
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wtf he called Tim a freak in the same post as admitting he defecates in his bed
>>
Patrick Joseph Byrne here in my rented flat in Castle Bromwich on the 25th November 1965
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>>50916328
Is pic related from a porno?
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>>50918302
I receipt doesn't have a name of it most of the time so probably wouldn't even count as proof of ownership
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>>50918285
Shippy washed his hands of the James Bolam thing so this really is Poleaboo's concept
>>
Come on now lads, leave Poley alone, he doesnt have any self awareness
>>
>>50918310

I drove very close to his house in castle Bromwich today and thought of him as I passed. I actually do quite often as I'm driving down the M6 between junction 4 and 5
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>>50918202
Australians, obviously.
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>>50918285
>he is from a line of people who were certified as blood honour whites going back to Alfred the Great?
You're making it sound grander than it actually is

There are over a million certified honour blood whites

Generally each certified honour blood white, certifies the honour of multiple blood whites, therefore increasing the overall certified honour blood white population each generation

The exception was during the blood dilution war where the numbers were dramatically cut due to higher ranking certified honour blood whites revoking the honour of lesser certified honour blood whites
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>>50918370
How do you know there's over a million? Where you getting these statistics?
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>>50918332
thats probably the hottest thing about him tbqh, he is just so bashful and uwu
>>
Archiving all my facebook messages was a mistake. Now I get to look back at what an insufferable cunt I am.
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>>50918370
Never mind your delusions lad lets talk about the shit on your bedsheets. Tim is many things but I bet he doesnt poo the bed
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>>50918157
im sorry what was it
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>>50918157
SP is that you?
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Still can't get over it from last night. Fucking James Bolam.
There were only 2 posts mentioning him on the entirety of desuarchive prior to last night and both posts were made by, surprise surprise, ShipAnon, so it's obvious where Poley bloody got his name from.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22James%20Bolam%22/
>>
How many of you lads:

1.) Born Fucked
>Unironically autistic, mentally deficient, other congenital birth disorders that make it difficult to function in normal society etc.

2.) Made Fucked
>Abused, neglected, gone through trauma, severely bullied as a kid etc.

3.) Self Fucked
>Addict, shut-in by choice, drove people away and became a NEET through your own shitty life choices etc
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>>50918425
tfw your 5 day break from britfeel lasts a six hour sleep
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>>50918437
Both from 2017 and both clearly Shippy
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>>50918370
Where did you get this information from? Why would a pakistani guy know this but no white person in the thread has ever heard of it?
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>>50918437
I swear on the grave of Alfred the Great, founder of the white race, that Shippy did not teach me about Certified Honour Blood Whites or James Bolam

His role in an ITV show portraying Harold Shipman is entirely irrelevant
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>>50918441
1 and 2 with just a bit of 3 for good measure
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Just obviously lying now, talking out of the same orifice which sullied his bed.
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>>50918441
Born fucked
>schizophrenia
Made fucked
>beaten and neglected
Self unfucked
>make good choices
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>>50918441
>parents near 40 when they had me
>Cesarean
>not breast fed
>friend hit me hard on the head when i was 4
>speech impediment
didn't stand a chance
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>>50918441
1.) Born Fucked
>genetic predisposition to depression
>av height
>skin condition
2.) Made Fucked
>little bit of sexual abuse
>horrific bullying (verbal and physical)
3.) Self Fucked
>too lazy to study and try at anything
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>>50918437

A fat man from the South Midlands sure, but those two posts weren't me.
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>>50918441
mostly 3 to be honest. i love being a shut in neet and hate seeing my "friends".
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>>50918441
A bit of all three lad
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Amer and Shippy obviously conspiring in Taqiyya over the James Bolam situation
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>>50918486
How on earth couldn't it be you? I'd buy you forgetting you made the posts but they clearly are you
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who the FUCK is james bolam?
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Come on Shippy all this damage control is unbecoming
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I thought this Bolam thing was a joke but it's taken a serious turn with the length being gone to cover it up

>>50918521
A minor star from the 60s and 70s from a show called The Likely Lads, and apparently a pinnacle of the white race
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>>50918441
Born Fucked
>below average in everything
>skin condition
>sleep disorder

Made fucked
>bullied, but only because I'm an insufferable faggot

Self fucked
>Shut in because I stand to lose a lot more than I stand to gain by trying to be a normie
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>>50918470
>Where did you get this information from?
I'm not giving up my sources. If you're not in the know, then that's a reflection on you.
Like I said to the budding weeb, I'm not hear to spoonfeed you.

In all seriousness though, the reason you haven't heard any of this before is because you're from Scotland

>Why would a pakistani guy know this but no white person in the thread has ever heard of it?
Not happy that you called me a paki guy but I'm feeling quite smug so I'll answer anyway

.....maybe the "white people in the thread" aren't really as white as they claim to be?
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Poley why wont you discuss the mysterious brown stains on your bedsheets?
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>>50918518

Saku did movie night from what I recall, it's definitely not me anyway
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Had a chavvy girl hit on me the other night. She's texting me now. Not sure I can be bothered.
Her whatsapp display picture is literally like a homelesschan selfie.
It's such a hard life lads.
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Bad weather anon, we've finally got some A-class saloons in and I'll be driving one tomorrow straight from the transporter. Literally before they are even available to the public. I'll take some pics for you
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don't worry moni, im a 47 year old white man and i poo the bed regularly
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>>50918552
>In all seriousness though, the reason you haven't heard any of this before is because you're from Scotland

No English people here have heard about it before either.

>Not happy that you called me a pakistani guy

Well that's literally what you are mate. If you don't like people mentioning your race I'm surprised you bring up the subject of race so often.

>>50918572
Those are not shit stains. They are honourary cum stains
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>>>/tv/109790436
fist esforess and now hea? truly this is empire 2.0
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12kg
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjbpDQrkbr
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>>50918441
>autistic and shy
>got diddled, neglected and abused by parents and multiple traumas
>became drink and drug addict
sorting my life out now though wahey
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>>50918441
>Born Fucked
not really, my parents weren't that old when they had me and i don't have autism or anything
>Made Fucked
didn't socialise much when i was a kid
>Self Fucked
this mostly, i'm extremely lazy
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>>50918620
Gonna put that cat in the tiolet and flush until it's blocked.
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>>50918604
>Those are not shit stains. They are honourary cum stains
Maybe you aint so bad BN
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>>50918604
>Well that's literally what you are mate. If you don't like people mentioning your race I'm surprised you bring up the subject of race so often.
It was the gendering that I found offensive
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>>50918141
Fuck them and my dog would ruin your dogs fanny
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fred theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhklgLmcl8k
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>>50918640
no cat bully on his special day pls
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>>50918640
For the love of God SP dont start this again
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I've decided to turn to religion.

I will become a religious man, a man of religion.
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>>50918645
I'll be happy to respect your preferred pronouns when you respect them yourself by applying for jobs under a female persona etc.

Respecting them now would be just doing online role play with you.
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>Tomorrow I have to walk 2 miles
>The schedule has predicted this will take 4 hours

What the fuck did Mercedes mean by this?

At least Ive got the easiest shift in my entire life tomorrow
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>>50918661
not even me, I am going to take 12big for a cool drive and leav weatherboi to eat his cake all by hisself
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>>50918640
Going let Alfie rape the chubby cunt
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>>50918674

Please not Islam for the sake of innocent Wigan bystanders, although I guess they were equally at risk before anyway
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>>50918674
>Every whisper
>Of every waking hour
>I'm choosing my confessions
>Trying to keep an eye on you
>Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
>Oh no, I've said too much
>I set it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
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Try to force me to stray and obey
And got the gall to say how real can real be
You feel me, we'll see that green could be to blame
Or greedy for the fame,
TV or a name
The media, the game,
To me you're all the same
You're guilty.
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>>50918552
>i have no proof but believe me anyway
Howling at how thick you are
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Don't forget your roots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRXUAD7RiG4
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>>50918684
>I'll be happy to respect your preferred pronouns when you respect them yourself by applying for jobs under a female persona etc.
I leave the house wearing 100% female clothing, I did it just today
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I fcking despise school. I despise everything about it. fuck that shit

anyone else just fcking hate school?!
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>>50918739
Your clothing might come from the female rack but ultimately it's pretty unisex. Jeans and a hoodie.

Go down the street wearing a dress and then we'll talk about pronouns.
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>>50918739
When you tell your mum and dad I'll call you a lass
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Here is a man who unironically lives his life as a woman and demands he is called a woman.
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>>50918762
>hoodie
I don't wear them anymore

I wear ankle jeans and female shirts, sweaters and jackets
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>>50918755
yeah, mrs robertson is such a fucking cow
she sent me to the head teacher's office because i was playing pokemon in the middle of a maths test
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>sent mate unironic text saying I may have black heritage
>awaiting response
bit bored tbqh
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>>50918792
What a fucking bitch! Who does she think she is. Teachers just do not understand anything about modern life. They are sooooooo old.
Get a life miss virgin!
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New thread

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>>50918813

bitch cock arse fanny tits
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>>50918787
This seems fair. I wont acknowledge Poley as a woman until its obvious enough that his mom and dad know
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>>50918788
>karen white
oddly similar to the story of Keiren black
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>>50918789
Those are still all pretty unisex. If you were wearing a pink silk blouse and a woman's trousersuit then maybe. But not some shirt that is exactly the same as a man's shirt other than a slightly different cut and the buttons on the other side.
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>>50918792
i feel your pain nigga i was playing fortnite on my switch during break time and the head master took it away.





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