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Is there a bigger red flag than girls who love dogs?
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>>50919729

It's a green flag for me
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Yes. Double red flag if it's a black dog
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care to elaborate OP? why do you think that?
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Only if they're large dogs. And noticed that the large dogs are always male.
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>>50919729
Pic related is a MASSIVE GREEN FLAG
Golden Retrievers are angels
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No, only shitskins don't love dogs.
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>>50919749
Especially if she has a really bad stutter, if you know who I'm talking about.
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>>50919729
girls that love horses
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>>50919729
if you think roasties fuck their dogs... idk what to tell you
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>>50920063
My 8 year old cousin really loved (maybe still does) horses. Thanks for your comment.
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>>50920003
Yes i remember her

Oreos
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>>50919729
>Thinking that girls who love dogs are a red flag
Get out of your cave kiddo
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agreed. they're no good with complex interactions so they seek out the most simple ones in the form of a naked, nonverbal vanity slave. the whole dynamic is strange and probably unhealthy even without the added fact that dogs are fucking nasty. enjoy your weird stockholm shit while you live in filth, bitch.
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>>50919835
It means that they take dog dick.
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>>50920301
That is based dog is man's best friend. I have respect for dog lovers then nigger or brown skin lovers
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>>50919749
Oh yeah, lets date a girl whose best friend is a needy validation machine. Thats gonna be a selfless partner.

>>50919835
Dogs are for selfish people who need unconditional love.
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>>50920003
Sounds like a hottie who got /KNOTTED/?
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>>50920255
>a naked, nonverbal vanity slave

What a perfect phrase to describe the worship women seek from their mutts
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>>50920196
Did a fembot take the knot?
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>>50920206
>>50919935
>XD XD we dont deserve these heckin good doggos!!!
Fucking normies
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>>50920301
different anon, what do you think about female dogs?
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>>50920379
>Dogs are for selfish people who need unconditional love.
dogs also have to be taken care of for little in return, no?
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>>50920441
>Did a fembot take the knot?

Des but she's not the only one
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>>50920643
>feed me from a bag

Quite the high standard for women to meet, yes. A dogs love is truly earned, you changed my mind
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>>50920645
Des? Is that the name of a fembot? Got a pic of her?
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>>50921145
i was pointing out that buying, feeding and walking something for no return does not bring the term selfish to mind.
It does not take much for a dog to love their owner, but someone who is willing to invest in something that makes them happy does not sound that bad, does it? You weren't supposed to fill yourself in as the dog.
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>>50921473
>You weren't supposed to fill yourself in as the dog.
The dog fills in the female owners.
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>>50919729

Girls with horses.
Girls with no horses but still an obsession with horses.
Do not get involved with horse girls.
If using a fake name, fake address, fake phone number, and you're away from home: still consider not getting involved with horse girls.
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>>50921473
>for no return

What a stupid comment. The return is their worship and ability to use the dog for attention
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https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/track/white-girls-fuck-dogs
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JFL at anyone whose not best mates with their dog, without dogs true robots could never know love.
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>>50921500
This, my friend has a horse and she's shall we say too close with him.
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>>50921735
>my friend
Go away.
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>>50919729
A guy who loves cats.
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>>50920140
Nobody said anything about fucking dogs you retard
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>>50920612
Female dogs still have tongues, no? Young white women rarely have female dogs though.
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wat om
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>>50922022
cats are fine too
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Women with Dogs are more extroverted and sometimes even more aggressive than normal so I can see why robots won't like them as much. If I wasn't such a sperg I could have easily had sex by now simply because the Dog is such a good conversation initiator with random women you see whist walking it. I dropped my spaghetti super hard with one girl because she was really persistent and I couldn't handle her.
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>>50922516
>turning down persistent women

Fuck off chad
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So are women that have cats better? What about edgy pets like rats or snakes?
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>>50922641
Thats a massive red flag that they are trying to be edgy and thus likely started sucking dick in grade school for attention and rebellion
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>>50922704
Nothing wrong with sucking dick you homohater
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Dogs keep them away from Chad
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>>50920196
>>50920003
Explain to me right now.
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>>50922741
dog is chad
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>itt haha dogs love you no matter what XDDD
yes from the result of thousands of years of mutual cooperation in which both parties highly benefit of course each of said party would instinctively be much more readily fond of one another than most other creatures. So much so that i could even go so far as to say that disliking dogs is actually a red flag in my book now that ive thought about it
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>>50919935
Yes they are
>>50920459
You're just another kind of normie for regurgitating your edgy nonsense, dogs are awesome and especially goldens.
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I have a black lab does that make me a coal burner?
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>>50923320
I find dogs dirty and smelly, and unhygienic. They are nice to be in company, but they are so oily and they smell like unwashed hair.
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>>50920379
>Dogs are for selfish people who need unconditional love.
Who hurt you and drove your self-worth so fucking low that you think it's selfish to want unconditional love?
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>>50919729
Anyone who has ever had pets is a degenerate lol
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Dog is man's best friend. There is nothing wrong with a woman liking dogs, just as there is nothing wrong with a woman liking horses.

I'm making a list of red flags for males, is there a male equivalent of "wears makeup", or should I just list wearing makeup as a red flag for males? Cologne maybe?
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dogs > women
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>>50925417
>list of red flags for males
Browsing r9k is a pretty big red flag, but not nearly as bad as donating to twitch/discord girls
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>>50925524
>donating to twitch/discord girls
That's a good one. Adding it to the list, also adding "plays Nintendo"
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>>50924019
>have to take care of things/animals or else it starts getting dirty
surprise surprise
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>>50921658
Why the eyes?
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>>50919729
Girls who are alive
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>>50924019
>Smells like unwashed hair
Maybe, oh I don't know, bathe it? You stupid faggot.
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>>50920379
>Dogs are for selfish people who need unconditional love.
>Paying money to let some animal that will never know how good it has it is "selfish"
You didn't say it, but we all know you got attacked by a dog and now you hate them all.
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>>50925606
Tell that to everybody I know. Brnkdj
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>>50925618
Yes a dog shoved me in a puddle and mounted me
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>>50925618
Tfw raped by a poodle
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Tfw my best friend is a dog
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>>50925577
So we don't recognize him
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marie hornack fucked a dog

search bing images for it and thank me later
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>>50922741
>implying that mini roastie isnt going to lose her virginity to Chip Thunderknot
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>>50923474
>especially golden

>The literal Fisher Price My First Doggo

Kill yourself you basic roastie bitch
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>>50926223
>marie hornack fucked a dog
wow
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>>50924668
>who hurt you

Hurrr durrr EBIG BERN!

Back to redd17 you fuckin faggot
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>>50925618
Imagine thinking this is an argument rather than a validation that dogs are the niggers of pets
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zero pics of dog fucking r9k you are truly dead im out
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>>50919729

>red flag

You mean biggest green flag, right?
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>>50919729
Isn't that .jpg dog from Ace Combat 7 ?
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>>50926422
You know where to fuck back off to
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>>50926320
I think cats are more niggardly than dogs
At least you can take dogs on nightwalks, run around with them, train them to do fun tricks, play with them without playing meaning "dangling a feather on a string in front of them, and some of them can actually serve as an extra means of protection
Although I'll admit that things like fish tanks, iguanas, and snakes can be pretty interesting
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>( because i have a beastiality fetishI I assume that all girls fuck their dogs )the thread

Ur a degenerate and you should feel bad
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>>50926291
you ever just respond to three words of a post and not acknowledge all the other ones?
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>>50919729
It's a bit more complicated, usually the real red flags:
>LARGE dogs, especially more than one (even if it's a tiny apartment)
>ANY dog-related bumper stickers
>Little/no interest in raising a real family
>Fixation on a particular breed
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>>50919729
Women might make decent pets if they could be as fun, loyal, and obedient as dogs
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>>50926544
>I said the same faggy insult that redd1tors think is an epic burn, but I used more words to repeat it
>You need to fully engage with my repetitive post

Cry more faggot, fuck right back off to /r/aww
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>>50919935
Heeeeeellll nooooooo my brother's golden is a fucking asshole
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>>50926565
Why is a specific breed a problem? Are you implying this means a girl has sampled a few different knots and settled on a favorite?
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>>50926544
I'm not who you replied to, but some shit..
>who hurt you
>sweet summer child
>it's almost as if
>it's 2019
>honey/sweetie
>maybe, just maybe
..casts a shadow of gayness over whatever else you have to say
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>>50919729
Literally one of my red flags is if she doesnt like doggos.

Bonus red points if she doesnt like children either.
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My sister recently got a husky, german shepherd mix and hes super sweet. I forgot how loving dogs could be. All of mine are fucking assholes who don't listen to a word I say
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>>50926320
Imagine thinking making a comment like this isn't an admission of defeat because you have no argument.
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>>50919749
>t. rex thunderknot
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Smol girls love big dogs.
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Dogs are a good judge of character.
I wonder what the dog sees in her.
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>>50926610
Usually these breeds are shit tier. Best case is something like pugs, but usually manifests as pitophiles.
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>>50926717
that's because ur a shit dog owner
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>>50927157
Probably because doggo smells roast beef.
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>>50922641
Yes. Women that like cute pets like cats, rabbits, and rodents are fine so long as they take good care of them. Edgy pets are a semi red flag, if she is an attention whore about it then it is bad but if she seems like an autismo it is usually okay. Rats aren't really edgy pets these days though.
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>>50928177
I miss my pet rats
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>>50919729
yeah. little pussy faggots who ask retarded questions.
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BIG dogs aren't for protection
unless in shit area
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>>50926275
>The literal Fisher Price My First Doggo
>Kill yourself you basic roastie bitch

>I have to have a unique breed of dog to signal everyone I'm speshul, durrr

KYS faggot
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>>50919729
Pets are low class
Dogs are evil, too weak and easily influenced or programmed like women
There is a reason they are banned in Islam and consumed in China
Maybe if you are a doughboy NPC from suburbia, it might seem cool
Had a dog
Killed it
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I love dogs but I feel like people are starting to get really gross with how they're obviously substituting them for their children.
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>>50919935
tru m80
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>>50925606
why should an animal be bathed to not smell like shit?? thats not natural.

cats and rabbits smell nice on their own.
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>>50929615
No they don't. Dogs smell more because they are bigger. Your mom smells too But im not a bitch about it
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>>50928177
Dogs were bred to be with us. Cats, rabbits, and rodents don't like you, you're keeping a living animal in a an unnatural cage for your own sick enjoyment.
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>>50929615
>why should an animal be bathed to not smell like shit?
Humans are an animal, my friend.
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>>50929675
Animal sebum is more aromatic than human sebum
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Honestly I dont know why it is legal to own dogs. they have some many downsides to society.

>Barks
>Stinks
>Poops (minority of dog owners pick it up)
>attacks children (5 die every year in my small country
>The poop destroys ecosystems and releases pathogens in water
>they claim whole parks for themselves
>Expensive to clean up after

it comes to no surprise that dog owners are relatively low educated (scientifically polled) and the ones with fighter breeds even more so. I simply dont understand how we allow all this, all because of muh doggo.

At least dogs are taxed hard in my country, but that only makes the poor and dumb even poorer so it solves nothing.
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>>50929665
That's retarded. Cats are semi-domesticated, and themselves chose to be around humans because it is advantageous to them. Cognitively for cats the relationship they have with their owner is extremely similar to the one they share with their mother, or other times their litter mates. They are also a lot more social than most people give them credit for. In general, most animals don't mind being kept at all as long as their "habitat" is stimulating and their needs are met.
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>>50929648
The bigger they are the worse they smell. This also applies to your mom
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>>50929648
>>50929675
Humans dont lick themselves to clean.

And the size doesnt mean shit. elephants dont stink, neither do large farm animals outdoors. but dog fur, holy shit, that smells
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>>50929714
Yeah cats have it good. most actually have a choice what to do with their day too if they can go outside through a catlid.

dogs are litteraly slaves 100% dependant on their owner
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>>50929747
When's the last time you smelled an elephant retard zoomer
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>>50929714
Theres many reasons why cats are usless and inferior to dogs. My point wasn't even about cats nobody gives a fuck about cats
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>>50929778
last year in Asia? People can travel
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>>50929770
Affection from cat is a lot more meaningful for this reason as well, if they don't like you they will show it.
>>50929793
Plenty of people care about cats, they are the most popular pet in the world after fish.
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>>50929850
Dogs don't live everybody they love people and will be loyal forever if they do love you. A cat doesn't have a brain capacity for that. And you should feed your pets not letting them outside killing wildlife and spreading disease
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>>50929930
>And you should feed your pets not letting them outside killing wildlife and spreading disease
I never said otherwise, my cats are indoor cats that go out on leashes for walks. I've already stated that cats do feel love, and explained they way in which they do so. Also, which pet species is prone to mauling their owners because they hear a weird sound? It isn't cats anon..
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>>50929960
>my cats are indoor cats that go out on leashes for walks. I've already stated that cats do feel love
imagine being this gay lmao
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>>50930012
>imagine being this gay lmao
imagine being this insecure lmao
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>>50930047
About what? I'm not the one with multiple cats
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>>50930067
You must look like a faggot if you think walking your cat makes you look gay.
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>>50919729
Girls that love cats. Those little fuckers have exterminated bird populations across the planet but it's totally cool because they're nonchalant Chad wannabe animals and women love that garbage.
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>>50930074
a straight man wouldnt walk a cat a healthy straight women wouldn't either
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>>50927000
Has she been /KNOTTED/???

>>50929100
Edgy af mate

>>50929705
What paradise do you live in? Retard Nation (USA) has gone full retard over HECKIN GOOD DOGGOS XD XD like a lot of the faggots posting here, for example:
>>50926544
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>>50929467
>Had a dog
>killed it

Based and redpilled
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>>50929487
>I love dogs but
>imnotlikeothersoibois
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>>50929648
>your mom smells lol

We really need to start banning these fucking zoomer faggots
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>>50929805
>DUDE TRAVEL LMAO

Fucking normie zoomer scum
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>>50930100
>implying bird extermination is a bad thing

Faggot youve never lived in an area with packs of birds have you? Come spend a winter in Odessa Texas during migration
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>>50920003
especially when she likes daddy's dick better than doggy dick.
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>>50919935
had a date wit a girl who owned two golden retrievers
the car sex was insatiable
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No literally every white girl in the US loves dogs you autistic virgin
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>>50932900
...Which proves my point??

Western white women are a fucking pack of nigger worshipping impulsive animals, pic related
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a bigger red flag is dudes who love cats
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>>50932926
this girl is not white, not entirely
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>>50932965
>not white

Say that shit to me here in Odessa Texas and see what the FUCK happens
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>>50931769
not a zoomer. zoomers don't insult anybodys mom that would be rude.
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>>50933335
She genuinely looks stupid to me. As in! She seems to have a weak brain processing ability
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>>50933335
not white in the slightest




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