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Any robots want to play some chess with me? Im currently NEET and have no friends

https://lichess.org/BbaKWvBp
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>>51476518
good stuff so far lads
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>>51476518
bumping to keep thread alive
i am not original
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https://lichess.org/iSelDxdr
someone play me lets go
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https://lichess.org/j5Cyi6Vq
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https://lichess.org/Ln4SqeMj -K
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Gg anon
https://lichess.org/oE6H5TKn -K
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>>51477311
sorry for being shit at chess
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https://lichess.org/nXy1ndlF
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>>51477384
Thats half the fun :) thanks for the games.
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>>51476518
I would but I feel like I would humiliate you to the point of quitting chess forever, bitch.
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warning : variant link
https://lichess.org/lNxieh67
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>>51476518
No im too brainlet sorry
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any one up for a game. send a link
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>>51478151
https://lichess.org/gWkKqjiv

come spectate us!
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https://lichess.org/j4U9p4Dc
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>>51478308
develop your dark square bishop anon (black)
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https://lichess.org/AMYzhF3s
incels only
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>>51478308
interesting knight sacrifice from black
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https://lichess.org/ldU9crca
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these links get clicked on almost instantly ffs

https://lichess.org/xUXE1KW8
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Hey guys, I've been thinking, would anyone be interested in an /r9k/ chess club? We could have a discord server or something, I know discord is gay but it's easy to set up and join. Thoughts?
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don't kill me (also in this variant you can put pieces you've captured back on the board)
https://lichess.org/5fvxiXp0
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>>51478477
Absolutely based idea anon. Set it up and send out invites.

>>51478460
Ouch anon, ouch.
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>>51478400
nigga how tf was that interesting dude got trashed
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>>51478477
only if you have alexandra botez nudes
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>>51478507
zEDUQu
Here is the invite to the server's fetus, I'm not that great at chess though, so if anyone who's actually good at it wants to help, let me know.

>>51478533
I can't promise anything
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>>51478524
>tfw when an anon says you trashed someone
thanks anon
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>>51478524
listen, all i'm saying is that with better play, black could have converted the tempi white wasted taking the poison knight into a serious mating attack
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https://lichess.org/crgsHJRk
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https://lichess.org/uaIcfdZX
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https://lichess.org/iUIBWugU
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https://lichess.org/YvwHItz2
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>>51478802
um, white, not such a good opening lol
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>>51478575
>zEDUQu
I'll join, sounds like a fun idea
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>>51478802
G4 what a fucking LEGEND haha
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>>51478802
>10. a4
>11. Ra3
i don't know why but this made me laugh
also black refusing to take white's rook is making me chuckle
wow black just blundered their queen
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>>51478866
well, he's up 7 atm. guess I'll try d4-g4 in my next game.
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>>51478876
oh my fucking god that rook tiptoeing around the bishop
we got ourselves a ninja castle over here
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>>51478883
nah it sucks
his opponent just has shit endgame skills
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qxh3, the g7 pawn is pinned
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black could've resigned 5 mins ago...
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white is so close to mate, but i'm not sure that he'll find it.
i'm on the edge of my seat
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poor black anon, he's gonna come back and find a thread full of anons laughing at his chess playing skills.
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holy shit that was baaaad anon...
https://lichess.org/kU4LuUCY
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https://lichess.org/95fBTKXu
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good thing black resigned, otherwise white might have accidentally forced a repetition draw with his random checks instead of going for mate
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https://lichess.org/T2VApPA0
here bois who wanna go against the rock ninja ?
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To whomever it may concern

OK FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS TALKING SHIT IM GOING TO FUCKING RAPE EVERY ONE OF YOUR CORPSES YOU LITTLE BITCH PIECES OF SHIT YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT MY CHESS SKILLS HOW ABOUT YOU COME CHAT SHIT IN REAL LIFE AND GET FUCKING POUNDED BY THESE GUNS NIGGA

Kind regards, black
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https://lichess.org/dFKjD2Sg
fuck u faggot my rock ninja days is not over
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4-0 so far in this thread. I'm going to play 2 at once. I'll be white in both games.

https://lichess.org/P11NVase
https://lichess.org/2fislHXC
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>>51479035
c'mon i'm only playing 1 and now i look like a faggot
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https://lichess.org/ubXsMLDV
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>>51479073
this is my first time playing chess and its super fun. i always loose though. i only won with the ninja rock moves. turns out its shit and black was retarded XD
https://lichess.org/N0CItrc0
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https://lichess.org/CBOCILre
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https://lichess.org/xsqOMYwB
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https://lichess.org/lU4ucDa4
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>>51479145
Still open
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https://lichess.org/VFGAQ585
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very shocked to see a sicilian
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>>51479035
well, I lost both. Thanks for shattering my dreams. Also, one of these faggots has a 2300 rating and an NM title.
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>>51479145
>https://lichess.org/xsqOMYwB
r u guys afk or wut ?
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https://lichess.org/nm4gTwjm
chess is fun. but is there a free game we can play together another then chess?
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>>51479275
id like to play poker
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>>51479283
yeah lets do that sounds more fun. go look for a poker game. and then invite me
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https://lichess.org/GFgr5SPQ
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>>51479275
>unironically playing the grob
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>>51479289

is there a way to invite on pokerstars? thats the only one i play on
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https://lichess.org/DgBt0dsX
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>>51479145
hate blundering pieces lol
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>>51479328
nigga did you really resign after blundering one minor?
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https://lichess.org/ztrTc6xB
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does anyone know a game like kahoot. but actully enjoyably and funny
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>>51479348
yeh.
the chances of winning in that position down an entire piece with literally no compensation are pretty slim
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>>51479390
if you're playing a grandmaster maybe. the likes of us can always make a losing mistake.
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>>51479275
checkers on lidraughts.org
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>>51479297
Well played. I'm curious why you didn't take b8 with the bishop, just didn't see it? As soon as I played that checkmate bait I realized I fucked up there
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reminder to join this discord server if you're interested in starting an /r9k/ chess club

zEDUQu
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https://lichess.org/ypYVTrlo
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>>51479427

Whoops, totally didn't see you hung that haha. Good game though.
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>>51479236
I uhhhhh... I kinda have a bad case of the 'tism
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https://lichess.org/4aJ7vqHH
I have black, 10+0
You will probably lose
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>>51479407
yeah but there was nothing that indicated black was going to randomly blunder a piece, so it would basically just be playing hope chess. plus they were up on time, so they probably could have refuted any wacky nonsense i might have tried
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What Lichess themes do you use?
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https://lichess.org/YhTL2Vnm
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alright, I'm going to try 2 again. if 2300anon shows up again to strangle my dreams I'm not sure if I'll laugh or cry. this time I will be black in both.

https://lichess.org/EgAm7I2b
https://lichess.org/5LoZRNkM
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Trying again
https://lichess.org/mrBfgAtf
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https://lichess.org/NE1CxuIx
>>51479575
Just the default
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>>51479575
default dark theme with the light blue board colors
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https://lichess.org/lYcQ55cz
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https://lichess.org/iPQf9jEu

10+8 Random
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https://lichess.org/9vpfO5Kr
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Can you guys hurry up? Every single person i've ever played on /r9k/ takes forever to move.
Chess should be played without thinking
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>>51479662
Thanks, sorry for retard tier technique
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>>51479787 Have you ever heard of bullet?
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>>51479808 gg no apologies. I think dutch versus london is a weak point for me.
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no one can beat me
https://lichess.org/1PxLnwqG
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again, bitches
https://lichess.org/F7xlIGe1
also if you're still here 2300anon and feel like winning I'm in need of an ass whooping.
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https://lichess.org/lWOSxRwh
Let's go. I'm not here to fuck around this time.
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https://lichess.org/2jcZn52X
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>>51479891
I'm not sure who I was playing with, but that was fun.
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>>51479933
fun indeed, impulsive chess is great
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>>51479841
i'm rusty. gg
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>>51479891
that is simultaneously the greatest and dumbest game I've ever seen
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Is there actually a 2300 here?
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>>51480030
either that, or a 2300 was typing random characters into the lichess url and entered one of my games. It's OK though, I whooped his ass and put his ego in check.
he ate me for breakfast
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>>51480030
https://lichess.org/2fislHXC
it was this one
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>>51480082
https://lichess.org/P11NVase
disregard that, i suck cocks. it was this one
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>>51480094
oh wow, i've actually watched that guy's twitch streams before
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https://lichess.org/K2aOSKtM
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How do you create a game link for others to join?
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>>51480200
on the lichess homepage, click the 'play with a friend' button
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>>51480226
Does this mean I have friends now?
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Just got here. Someone play me in a quick game

https://lichess.org/YYopuUIb
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>>51480252
yes, but they're chess friends
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https://lichess.org/EXF7sOzs
Why not.
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let's go boooooooois!!!
https://lichess.org/fVILu7Iq




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