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Butts edition

Last thread: >>51944044
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First for tall bottoms originally
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>>51956280
haha you said her and i have tits so its me not you get fuckd
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a #2 with onions please
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>>51956301
The drawing doesn't have tits either retard, it's just how it looks with the guy's hand on his chest like the Anon said last thread.
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Dooo you berieeeveee in rooveeee
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>>51956300
Tall bottoms > Short bottoms
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>>51956297
>no im not a burg
wait... if you aren't a burger then what are you anon
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>>51956309
im speechless at you taking me seriously, special little buddy
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>>51956283
daily reminder that twinks, not trannys or traps are the superior choice.
all other forms of gay are moot.
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>>51956330
>im only pretending to be a tranny h-haha!
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I need the cute 19yo that topped me to be my bf. I want to cuddle him and watch anime.
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>>51956341
her was a typo in the original post so it was obviously ironic, short bus
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>>51956334
Stop posting this gay shit you absolute nonce.
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>>51956334
>twinks, not trannys or traps
so why did you post a "femboy"
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>>51956324
Based. Short ''people'' are disgusting
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>>51956366
>>51956324
>>51956300
as a tall top, i'll never go for a tall bottom just because of you guys making fun of shorties
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tall bottoms are just seething because no one wants them
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>>51956387
I dont want anyone to want me :3
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Imagine liking manlets
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tfw short switch
mercy
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>>51956412
yep, i want to be able to manhandle them, thank you very much
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>>51956380
based. Short bottoms are for protecting.
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>>51956364
but what is the difference between a femboy and a twink?
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imagine a mountain of a man trying to pretend to be subissive, there's a reason you never see a 6 foot monster getting pounded against the wall
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What's the threshold for classifying manlets?
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>>51956432
One's more feminine I suppose. Basically another word for trap.
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imagine caring about height at all
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>>51956449
6' is usually a good threshold
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>>51956283
>tfw no neet friend to talk to all day every day and eventually make into my bf
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>>51956432
femboys are generally understood to be synonymous with trap, sometimes it's just a feminine guy but more often than not it's the latter. terms don't really matter, it's usually better classified by body types. if he's built like a girl he's under the tranny/trap/femboy classification. if he's squareish and built like a guy, he's a twink.
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>>51956464
>tfw im neet and could talk all day everyday
>tfw going to stay alone because its more fun to be sad and depressed
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>>51956487
We already have so much in common it seems.
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>>51956484
>synonymous with trap, sometimes it's just a feminine guy but more often than not it's the latter.
meant the former, not latter
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>>51956487
be my bf/friend i mso lonely lol
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>tfw no white bf to bleach my round brown bubble butt
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>>51956515
stop reminding me i wont have a hot white bf
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>>51956494
>tfw want to suicide soon because it seems much better than living
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>>51956520
Okay stop being relatable now anon. You're scarily similar to me.
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>>51956484
thank you anon! what if i have a smooth body and an ass that looks like this >>51956334 plus i am a bit effeminate BUT i have a masc face? can i be considered a femboy?
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>tfw no short bf to violently fuck me to fulfill his napoleon complex
6'2" btw
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>>51956520
want to depressionpost at each other for the next few months then kill ourselves together
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>>51956520
but if you suicide, you won't ever get your bf.

plz anon there are only so many gaybots left in the world. don't make yourself into another statistic.
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>>51956533
Im very unique, no way that im similar to anyone :3
>>51956550
If you buy me alcohol
>>51956557
I dont care about bfs, i want to be asexual and i want to feel nothing
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>>51956583
Is that you meow? Have you come back to me?
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>>51956548
oh my god be my bf 14 inch height diff
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>>51956541
>but have a masc face
that's literally what most femboys have and why you constantly see face masks/dust masks whatever they're called. it hides the masculinity of the face, sometimes if they're not out they don't shave so that's where the long gloves come from, the socks too but that's more for looks than practicality. if you're basically presenting yourself as extremely feminine and the only thing stopping you from being a full on trap is your face you're pretty much a femboy
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>>51956548
im 5ft 5 short
wanna be my bf?
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>>51956583
i have infinite amounts anon
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>>51956592
What does meow have to do with me even if im a meow
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>>51956608
He was a cool dude. If you were him, you'd be a cool dude. And you sound like him.
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I'm obsessed with BBC.
I even think black guys are hot.
When I go to the gym and see their built bodies in their tight fitting shirts I can't help but get hard, and then I can't exercise because I have to hide my boner.

So yeah, I'm never going to get a boyfriend. KMS.
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>>51956607
I dont want your infinite bfs
>>51956614
I think there were zwei meows, im one but fuck meows
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>>51956621
Don't post my husband while spouting your drivel.
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>>51956621
we should still shoot you outright like nonces that are ashamed of it tho
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>>51956631
You're the P**ish meow?
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>>51956594
thank you!!! origigi
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>>51956631
infiniTE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL ;__;
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>>51956643
Yes im the parish meow
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what are meows am i one because i say meow when stressed meow
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>>51956657
Sounds too good to be true, if there was infinite amount of alcohol people would be nicer but theyre all rude!
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>>51956661
You're drunk again aren't you meow? Did you ever get sleep paralysis like I told you to?
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>>51956701
No and no you cyka
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>>51956709
It's difficult to discern if you're the meow I know or not but I'll assume you are.
>>51956674
I'll be your meow, but I'll ghost you like usual.
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>>51956709
pogladit' moy kotenok
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>>51956661
are you the meow i talked to back in november? the one who hated me and removed me multiple times? ;_;
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>>51956719
ok ;_; but pls dont meow ngraa
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>>51956719
Theres only one og cat meow
>>51956724
Danke tovarish
>>51956730
I dont think so
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>>51956733
Give me a way to ghost you now.
>>51956730
Meow is known to ghost people.
>>51956738
I am the new meow slavboy.
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>>51956738
do you know the game dominions 5?
i don't really care that you ghosted me, no reason to lie here really
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>>51956751
Well im not meow anymore, i was in the past
>>51956770
I do
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>>51956738
myau
>>51956751
petmykitty#7880
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>>51956777
you clearly are that meow, you used to have a league of legends icon as your discord profile picture
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>tfw no suit wearing bf who reviews burgers for you
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>>51956780
Dont miau at me u poser
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>>51956813
youre the worst kind of keesya >:(
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>>51956810
Yes i do remember you, what about it, what about me
>>51956823
Sorry i dont speak russian :3
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>>51956777
I already forgot, did you play rimworld meow? Are you that meow that we talked about rimworld? Have you ghosted people now? Are you becoming like me?
>>51956780
Alright I'll ghost ya give me a second.
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>>51956838
translation: crap cat would neuter
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>>51956852
Im the rimworld meow, i cant really ghost people because no one talks to me :3
>>51956860
I dont get it
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>>51956868
Do you want to talk again so you can ghost me this time?
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>>51956868
u misbehave so im gonna fix u
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>>51956871
I dont like ghosting besides you wanted me gone, shoo shoo you said
>>51956877
Kocilka
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>>51956887
cyka keesya
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>>51956838
nothing about you, just weird to see that we are both still browsing this general after all these months
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>>51956898
Big meow
>>51956906
Technically meow is dead so its not me anymore, bai
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>>51956813
Miaaauu
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>>51956887
I also told you I was unstable. You were a cool guy though. If you want I'll let you ghost me after a few months of us talking.
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>>51956283
I'm chubby can I find a twink bf or is it impossible I just want someone to give cummies to and play Vidya with while cuddling
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>>51956919
nah itll always be you, if you wanna talk about what has been happening the last couple of months sometime, im up for it
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>>51956924
I was cool until u got bored of me :3
>>51956948
>implying that im me
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>>51956960
But I hadn't gotten bored of you silly. I still enjoyed interacting with you even when I ghosted you. I'm just utterly unstable.
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>>51956960
what is this cute comic omg
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>>51956965
How do you interact with me when im ghosted? Also you told me its me ghosting u.
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>>51956926
depends how chubby
what's your waistline anon?
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>>51956992
No I meant that when I ghosted you that day I had still enjoyed interacting with you. I just am unstable and thus I left regardless. I never got bored though. If you want though this time it can be you that does it. I won't ghost you at all this time. No matter the instability.
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>>51957009
Why wont you ghost me?
>>51956987
Meow?
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>>51957037
Because I never got bored of you dummy.
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>>51957044
Huh, so you still love me
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>>51957044
>>51957056
Love is a figment of your imagination and doesn't exist over image macros.
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>>51957056
When did I ever love you now buddy. I'm still apathetic you know. I just enjoy talking with you.
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>>51957070
When you loved me :3
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>>51957037
wHOOO ARTIST grr
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>>51957081
When you gonna ghost me bb?
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>>51956593
>>51956597
do you have a discord anons??? oregano
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>>51957106
I dont feel like ghosting anyone
>>51957105
Says on the drawings
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>>51957124
Alright let's be friends then. Without ghosting. Gib contact for the third time. Or I can post mine and you never add it and that'd be kinda ghosting.
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>>51957117
yes! give me a safe place to send it to
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>>51957135
Give me yours ill add u tomorrow because its latee
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>>51957117
petmykitty#7880
Be nice and no ghosting!!
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>>51957157
Tower#1629 No you won't. I know you won't yet I'll do it anyways. It'll be your opportunity finally to ghost me.
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>>51957171
Youre bullying me again, see ya tomorrow :<
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>>51957146
fuck it ill just post mine
alyosha#5477
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>>51957194
I'll wait for ultimately nothing I look forward to either us talking again or you finally ghosting me.
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do you guys sleep naked?
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>>51957285
No but I shower naked and I'm naked under my clothes yo
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>>51957285
I just sleep without my pants.
I only take my underwear off when it's really fucking hot, always leave the shirt on though.
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if i have friends then why do i feel so alone?
am i just mentally ill?
will a bf even help?
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>>51957331
Getting something won't make you magically feel better, you need to work on yourself if you don't want to feel like a lonely cunt.
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>tfw no bf who looks exactly like this, jacket included
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What a terrible day. I can't connect with people at all. How come no one gives a shit about me while i always give a shit about what everyone else does? How come i'm always the one giving? I hate this why am i always in love and never loved back? I hate myself so much but if i change i won't be the real me, no point.

Thanks for reading my gay whiny shit anon.Sorry.
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>>51957417
iktf :\ im sorry anon feels awful
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>>51957399
YIKES. black people are ugly. Why would you want them when you can get a nice white boy who won't abuse you and doesn't smell bad?
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>>51957399
Isn't that just the guy from clipping.?
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>>51957459
because they say stuff like this
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So are all of you outcasts in real life or depressed normies? be honest.
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>>51957417
I feel the same it's always me putting in the effort to make everything work. It's at the point where it's just like why the fuck should I
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>>51957373
ok but what does "work on yourself" even mean?
what should i do to alleviate the feeling of isolation?
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>>51957484
I am an outcast in real life. I have no functionality.
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>>51957485
>>51957452
>Put effort
>Feel alone and unloved
>Stop effort
>Alone and unloved

This sucks, i wish i knew what i had to do.
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>>51957513
Buy my book and I'll tell you what it means.
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>>51957522
Well anon what I started to do recently is put effort into talking to other people in attempt to find someone who will also put the same amount of effort into me. Though I don't know if I am looking at the right place, but hell it's better than being unhappy
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>>51957522
i always like decide i should just stop giving and accept stuff but then i get really fucking lonely and depressed and initiate convos with people that dont want to talk to me. :\
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>>51957484
Robot trying to become normie. Failing miserably because i'm a retard and because i can't into multiple people at once. I need like one person to be my rock and be my world.
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>tfw no bf who can introduce this sheltered virgin exmuslim to all the haram things he was missing out on
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>>51957547
No one gives a fuck about what i like and the people that share the same interests as me don't give a shit about me. Am i being greedy?
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>>51957620
No I said put effort into finding someone who does give a shit about you instead of putting effort into someone who doesn't
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hey guys. how are you today? what did you do? tell me about your day

i truly believe that all of you will find love and be alright in the end. dont ever lose hope
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>>51957544
>peterson posting
ok but seriously i need help
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>>51957676
How do i stop loving someone?
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Looking for a bf with similar taste.
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>>51957786
Oo yikes that's a hard one anon I guess that kinda depends on your personality
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>>51957806
That is some mungo shit taste lad.
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>>51957809
I don't have one, i just copy other people. I don't even know if i really am in love or if i'm just tricking myself into thinking i'm in love.
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>>51957547
>>51957522
>>51957485
>>51957452
>>51957417
Posts like these always give me the feeling that I'm not doing enough for them even if they never bring it up. I wish he'd say something.
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>>51957812
In what way? i'm confident in my synthpop/industrial/twee jangle shit.
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>>51957854
Are you on the receiving end? Just tell them you love them or look at them constantly and hold their hand whenever you can. Listen to them and make them feel loved by reacting to everything they say.
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>>51957840
sounds an awful lot like my situation anon.
shame i don't know how to fix it either
i see him every day and i know he wants to be friends but i can't bring myself to talk to him
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>>51957907
He talked to me and made me open up. If he talks to you get him to keep talking anon, even if you know the answer ask him. Eventually he will start coming towards you and you will feel confortable to go towards him.
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Be my cute bf.

Mechavulpes#0096
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>>51957957
I already asked him.
He isn't gay.
though he says he's bi to others. i'm not sure if he's lying to me or them. guess it doesn't matter at this point.
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>>51957893
>reacting to everything they say
What do you mean by this? I do hold his hand a lot though.
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>tfw no Spaniard bf all these threads later
I still want one dammit
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>>51957998
Everything he says is important. Show him your paying attention to what he's saying and that you care. Sorry if i'm being redundant or confusing, i'm too stressed out and tired.

>>51957997
Why doesn't it matter?
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>>51958067
>Show him your paying attention to what he's saying and that you care
You probably have a point. I've been pretty depressed and anxious lately. He always tries to converse with me but I've probably made him feel dejected by not really responding much.

I just wish I could finally tell him that I love him.
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>>51958067
he isn't up for a relationship, no matter the reason.
i want to be friends but i can barely string a sentence together around him.
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I want to post vocaroos but I'm afraid my voice is bad and I'll be recognized.
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>>51958109
posting vocaroos in r9gay is the biggest call for aattention i honestly doubt you'd be feeling that bad if you were recognized fucking normalfaggot
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>>51958104
>I just wish I could finally tell him that I love him.

So do i but he would freak out and i would be all alone again.

If he said yes i would be happy but his life would be ruined because gays can't have happyness. His family and society would just shit on him, i don't want to see him suffer because of me.
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>>51958109
https://vocaroo.com/i/s09t83vJQuFz
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>>51957417
>I hate myself so much but if i change i won't be the real me, no point
self improvement doesn't equal being disingenuous. while you should have someone that accepts your flaws, ultimately if they're too great then there's no reason you should keep them, especially if they're something easily remedied.
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>>51958230
I love even his flaws anon. Why can't someone love mine? But you're right, I have to grow.
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>>51958230
Yes.

If you're fat lose weight.

If you're skinny, gain weight/muscle.

if you have acne, clear your face.


If you're ugly get plastic surgery.
DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR FLAWS.

FIX THEM.
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>tfw there is a chance he's vagueposting about you
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>>51958259
i love cock. do you?
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>>51958144
>he would freak out
Are you sure?
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Let's all be real here.. None of you have bfs. Not even e-bfs.

Stop larping.

Start working on yourselves.

Clean your room.


Shower.

Go to the gym.


Eat healthy food.


Read.


Get a job.


Then you'll have a chance of getting a bf.


Goodbye.
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>tfw no pirate bf
I'd settle for either naval or digital.
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>>51958129
I just wanted to speak out loud rather than have conversations over text desu
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>>51958286
If I knew whose cock it was, sure.
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>>51958249
well if your flaws are any of what >>51958254 said, minus the plastic surgery part then there's really no excuse to be upset over them. the reason I exclude ugly/plastic surgery is because that's usually subjective
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I'm straight but I wanna cuddle with a cute boy
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>>51958292
Maybe not freak out but I think he would feel disgust and betrayed. I'm sure.
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>>51958315
If I like sea shanties can I be a pretend pirate?
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Tfw no clingy friendless bf to FaceTime with...
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>>51958357
>disgust and betrayed
Oh, I figured he was someone very close to you emotionally. If it's what you really feel though, please don't wait to tell him.
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>>51958349
My flaws involve my lack of personality. Sorry anon it was fun talking to you but I must sleep. Bye thank you for talking to me.
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>>51958363
Y'arr ye be alright. Let's sail the cyberseas matey
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>>51958356
Where are you located then? Im in washington
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i want cowboy bf
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>>51958356
>I'm "straight" but I wanna cute boy to turn me gay
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>>51958400
I live in Reykjavik
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>>51958438
>Reykjavik
R A R E
A
R
E

Are you super strong?
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Awake early in the morning and no bf to cuddle with
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>>51958395
A LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING
TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I'D EVER SEEN
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>>51958454
Nah, I take walks but I don't lift
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>>51958455
Then post your location and discord then youll find someone
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>>51958455
>ywn wake up super early in morning only to have your bf groan and ask for you to come back to bed so you can fall back asleep cuddling
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Hello i am a cute gay virgin boi who is looking for a white nationalist boyfriend who lives near me
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>>51958400
By Washington do you mean the state?
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>>51958506
>virgin
>white nationalist
have sex
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>>51958493
Have posted my location and will only hand over discord if they reply that they live close enough.
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>>51958506
>who lives near me
where do you live anon?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ALONE
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Why does my bf keep going to sleep naked? He even makes it a point to take off his briefs in front of me, too. I don't get it.
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Who here lives in MN and wants to be my bf?
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>>51958584
>MN
What, impossible, I thought I was the only one. Describe yourself anon, I've been led on before and I don't want to relieve it again.
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WTT Kingdom for a bf or better offer
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>>51958580
its comfy do you sleep with shirts on or something?
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>>51958660
You are making some implications.
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>tfw no whistling bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY
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>>51958677
ok marry me hhh
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Where is my harnosand boyfriend...
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I ordered my bf thirty minutes ago, where the fuck is he?
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he's got a foreskin and i can wrap myself in at night what else could a boy need
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>crush talking about how he has no friends when I've been trying to be his friend for months

Haha I'd feel sad if I wasn't numb to it already
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>>51958920
maybe you aren't being direct anymore? or just you know, say you consider him to be your friend
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The really cute guy I was napping with and have been thinking of the whole day and seemed super nice and sweet just unfriended me out of nowhere...
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>>51958974
>he isn't aware of how unstable most of the posters here are
Unless you're talking about some lad in the real world, which wouldn't make much since.
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>>51958603
I don't think you'd like me.
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WHY THE FUCK DOESNT MY BEARD GROW?????????? I FUCKING HATE MY JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD LITERALLY BE A 10/10 IF I HAD A BEARD. FUCK THIS FUCKING GAY WORLD FUCK NATURE FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHAIODSHFAIDFHOIADSFHOIASHFOIASDHF AODIFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.
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>tfw 10/10 beard genetics that would make a lot of people jealous but I hate facial hair so I'm always shaving it and plan on getting it lasered off
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>>51959075
KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Some (most) of you seem really sad/anxious about life I just wanna give all of you hugs and kisses because honestly sometimes I'm scared too but we gotta stick together if we wanna improve c:
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>>51958920
People say that when they feel lonely you big dumb. He is probably lonely.
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>>51959075
good beards are yuck
>>51959098
thank you anon i am very lonely today and have an awful feeling in my gut hug
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>>51959126
hug and kiss
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>>51958869
We shipped him out. Watch for your local UPS deliveryman he should have him. Thank you for using bf co.
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>>51959061
know this feel
>jawlet
>facial hairlet
why the FUCK DID GOD HAVE TO DOUBLE TAP ME
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>>51959147
kiss kiss hug hug ;-; thank you kind anon
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I have no idea where else to ask this and I can't find any answers anywhere else. I've been into anal masturbation for a few years now, mostly just fingering and occasionally a hair brush handle or small shampoo bottle. I've recently noticed I have begun producing a lot of mucus in my anus and if I don't do anything for a few days it dries up like hard bits of snot from your nose. I have found literally nothing online about this and I have to know if anyone else has experienced this and how to make it stop without just cleaning myself constantly?
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>tfw trying to start my own sissyboy harem for me to bully and control as my own
>tfw only 2 boys have joined so far
It's not fair, why don't more boys want to join?
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>>51959201
because your body naturally produces mucus in most of your holes, it needs lubrication for your poop to get out but since you've been putting other stuff there it basically makes more thinking the handles are the norm. why you're making so much to the point where it's drying up is beyond me, unless you've had sex recently i wouldn't be too concerned
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>>51959048
why anon? What kind of person are you?
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>>51959197
may i ask whats troubling the boy or just shush and keep cuddling?
>>51959222
dont do that, thats mean. make a harem full of cuddles
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>>51959256
They WANT to be bullied and degraded though, i mean, at least one of them does. The other one I do give lost of cuddles tho
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>>51959256
lots of stuff, loneliness, missing my best friend, this horrible feeling inside of feeling alone and distant from everyone no matter how many people are actually around me.. please keep cuddling :((
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>>51959201
Go to the doctor, because you're really not supposed to have visible discharge.
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>>51959255
a good person. but im not attractive
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>tfw trade in my truvada stare for an HRT stare
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>>51959278
How do I find consenting adults for a """""Harem"""""? asking for another friend.
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>>51959278
Well then broaden your qualifications, accept boys who don't wanna be bullied
>>51959285
hug and kiss. what happened to him? oh yeah... i'm trying to find people with similar interest because if i just have 'friends' i still feel aliebated but when i've people i can talk to for hours on end i feel contentment, what do you like to do cuddle-anon?
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>>51959378
i did something really stupid and he hates me now... it follows me to my dreams and my other friend is effected by it too :( i feel like a big pos
and i agree, it feels like ive lost most the people i can talk to like that though and feel close to internally and like theres not some barrier between us.
cuddle and t-try not to cry all day basically i dont remember what i liked to do before :(( hug
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>>51959370
I actually found my two on April Fools, when the slutposting was at an all time high. I just posted my discord, advertised myself as someone who wanted to bully and degrade pathetic slutboys, and they all came pouring in. Sadly, only 2 stuck around
>>51959378
I would, if I just knew where to find them. Most boys I bring up my harem too are put off by it because they want all my attention to themselves, and I'm not just about to abandon 2 other perfectly good sissyboys just for one
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>>51959410
>on April Fools
Hold on, I think I actually remember you, you absolute nonce.
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>>51959451
I didn't post on here, I mostly stayed on /v/
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>>51959461
How else would I remember your posts if I wasn't on /v/ at the time?
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>>51959480
Well damn, you just might remember me, but there were so many boys who added me that day I can't think of who you would be. What's your discord username, might help me remember
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>>51959405
o-oh.. more hug. that's sad... are you on speaking terms still to atleast help explain yourself or something? w-well im good at both cuddling AND not crying, and i can maybe help you find something for you. im no life coach but i can give you some more hugs and kissies

im in a rush and idk if i can be active on this thread a lot, add me
d u c c#1955
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what did you and your crushes talk about today anons?
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>>51959410
but wouldnt you rather have a wholesome femboy than 2 husks of a person
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>>51959557
no unfortunately i think theyre gonna die hating me :\ hug yes please thatd be nice ;-; hugs are very nice, im about to fall asleep but ill send you a request thank you nice anon ;~;
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>he keeps going to bed early
does this mean he doesn't like me as much as he says he does
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>>51959728
no it means hes sleepy
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>>51959648
I'd rather have multiple adoring femboys under my possession personally. I might go for a single wholesome femboy though if my others decide to suddenly stop talking to me tho which I'm afraid could happen at any time, I just don't want to be abandoned and left alone again
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>>51959496
I actually didn't add you, was one of the lads that made fun of ya. I can admire your ability to deal with two nonces though, I'd have lost my fucking mind.
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>>51959767
why not ensure yourself, slave sissyboys dont have much a reason to be with you, a cute and adorable bf on the other hand you can love or make him be twice as submissive as any dummy
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>>51959778
It's not too bad, just have to make sure they're both getting equal attention and don't start to feel lonely, which is kinda hard considering they both live in a separate continent than me
>>51959790
I've been with a shit ton of cute adorable boys who have ghosted me after just a few days, these two have been with me for half a month now which is a personal record
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>>51959812
d'aww, well, do you only like them because they're staying with you or do you actually love 'em?
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>>51959832
Course I love them. I may bully them into submission on occasion, but I'd be heartbroken if they left me. Not like I'm always bullying them either, I give them plenty of care and affection when they're well behaved
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>>51959854
that's... weirdly cute in a way, can i get affection and no bullying if im a good boy?
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>>51959871
Of course, although I can't promise I wouldn't tease you from time to time
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>loving more than one person
Impossible. Literally impossible. One of them is just a backup for the other, that's it. One of my coworkers is into that kind of shit, literally told me today that he had sex with his 3 boyfriends 7 times yesterday. Polyfags are disgusting whores.
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>>51959880
woah meanie >:(
i more just wanna make sure i reciprocate the feelin' of love for you, you seem like someone who needs it. you should add me on discord too, big guy. hug
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>>51959899
What's your discord? Did you already post it itt?
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>>51959910
ye, im the ducc uwu
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How do I get a bf that makes dumb cat noises?
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>>51959959
>How do I get a bf that makes dumb cat noises?
I guess you're looking for a bottom?
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>>51959959
umm... i make cat and fox noises, i have a pretty convincing purr apparently.
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>>51959990
Doesn't matter, I just want cat bf.
>>51960014
What noise would a fox even make?
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>>51960045
sputtery groans and happy squeals and screams! im better at purring right now though..
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>>51960045
Screaming like someone is dying deep in the woods
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>>51960045
I can be your cat bottem boyfriend!
Gimmi your discord and I will make cat noises for you
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>tfw have AvPD
Having a boyfriend sounds like a lot of stress and anxiety and would cut into my alone time, but I also get intense pangs of loneliness where I want to be with someone.
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>>51960064
Hot.
>>51960056
>>51960076
I'll take the one that likes bad jokes.
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>>51960142
ill love all your bad distasteful and even offensive jokes anon 'w'
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>>51960142
Bls uncensored source of pic
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>>51956487
>boy i just love talking
>too bad that i hate talking

listen, ya sweet stupid fool; maybe you're just talking to the wrong people?

alternatively, you don't like talking because it makes you feel like a fucking dumbass. you can spell out what you want to say oh so clearly, when you have the time to type and review what you said; but reality's time limit is way too harsh. if this is the case: you're almost certainly over-thinking it.

today at jury duty, a cutie latino tried to convert me to christianity, while simultaneously playing footsy under the table. you think he's processing his thoughts clearly?
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>>51960142
Just send your discord i will be your cat bf. But i wont abandon you for a week like cats do. I will always be by your side and constantly there for you
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>>51960197
stop trying to steal my bf you cunt REEEEEE
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>>51960197
>>51960219
Guess you could say this is a cat fight
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>>51960219
Im ment to be his catboy bf not you reeeeeee get away from him
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>>51960242
i replied first HISSSSSSSS ill rip your fucking face off
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>>51960273
I SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT
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>>51960305
IllCLAW YOUR BALLS OFF
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>>51960314
ILL REMOVE YOUR PROSTATE
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>>51960242
>>51960273
I only have room for ONE cat.
This obviously means you have to engage in gladiatorial combat. May the best cat wi I'm just going to post my discord, come what may. WAKEUP#5168
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>>51960316
i will fucking spay you with a hot iron you cunt '>>51960317
reeEE
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>>51960317
I sended it my senpai.
Please be my owner
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Unironically and originally, if I'm masc, in my early 30s, in decent shape, with an average cock, what are my chances with femboys in their 30s?
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Is it possible to get cuddle with grindr?
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>>51960337
No you only get cuddles herd
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>>51960336
there great idk about finding a femboy in their 30s though maybe a tranny
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>>51960336
20s* rather
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stuck a finger inside my butt for the first time today
i don't know if i like it yet but now i can't stop thinking about going deeper

>>51959959
>How do I get a bf that makes dumb cat noises?
i do this but i'm getting worse at it as i age
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>>51960345
I meant 20s.
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>>51960317
Senpai you havent replied to me yet, is there something wrong
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>>51960341
>No you only get cuddles herd
What do you mean?
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>>51960376
He means your cuddles get heard, like through a telephone.
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>>51960383
But I want to do it in real life with a guy.
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>>51960376
You only get a cuddle bf here
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>>51960390
That's what you think. There will still be a lot of cuddles though.
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>>51960358
pretty good because femboys like older men for some reason lol
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>>51960359
Sorry Anon, I don't think the other one would appreciate me talking to another cat behind his back. I think.
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>>51960390
If that's true why am I alone?
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>>51960415
Why doesnt anyone love me when i act catboyish
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>>51960421
Don't worry about it, you just responded too late.
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tfw no German bf
reeee why is it so hard lads
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>>51960477
I know a German lad.
They really aren't anything special.
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>>51960477
>tfw no harnosand bf
Reee guys I am angry
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Tfw no one wants a catboy bf
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>tfw no masc punk-goth-biker bf
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>>51960503
I like their accent and looks
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>>51957702
>nobody replied
damn i just wanted to talk to nice anons about their day ;_;
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>>51960567
Rather than telling you about my day, why don't you tell me about yours?
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/r9gay/ threads always devolve into "LONDON" threads where you replace that with tfw no ____ bf and desperately pray one just falls into your lap. Is it venting or actual hope? We may never know
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>>51960600
I feel like my yandere bf abandoned me.
Will i ever find someone again that treats me like his prised possession anons?
Someone who wants to mark me so i only can be his.
Someone who own my body and soul?
Or is he just taking a break and I am being paranoid
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>>51960567
S-sorry, anon...
>>51957702
I studied, then tried and failed to find a bf.
Why is everyone in the dating pool so unattractive? I mean, sure, for normal gays and by conventional standards they are... but my tastes aren't conventional and I'm so far removed from normal gays that people ostracised me for being homophobic because I keep "pretending I'm gay". I'm emotionally compatible with nobody.
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>>51960567
Because my day is always bad. I am alone, have no bf, no friends, nothing.
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>>51960629
>tfw no bf that complains about the state of /r9gay/ threads
Please be in Yorkshire...
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>>51960510
>Tfw no one wants a catboy bf
completely false and you know it
cute little catboys are the best
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>>51960679
Aww thanks anon i am a smol catboy
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my crush went offline as soon as i came home
im gonna shoot myself
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Youve caught me in a good mood /r9gay/
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>>51960813
I never usually post here
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>>51960817
But just today I will post some nice pictures :)
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>>51960822
I have always liked these pics
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>>51960757
i wish i was one
>ywn frot with your master as you slide your tail towards his prostate
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>>51960826
do you like them too? :)
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>>51960828
Catboys are subs you silly
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>>51960841
things went a bit further
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>>51960881
>tfw no foot-handjob giving bf
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>>51960648
>He asks and complains nobody responds
>I apologise and respond
>He doesn't respond back
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>>51960600
my day was really good. i walked around my uni campus a lot, worked out for about 2 hours, then got a lot of work done at the library. i feel super productive.. just a bit lonely.
>>51960648
i dont think youre emotionally compatibly with nobody. sure, it may take a while, but youll find someone who is a good fit for you. i think a lot of people try to rush finding a boyfriend/girlfriend and ultimately fail. maybe dont try to actively find a boyfriend, take some time off to reflect?
>>51960649
even if your day is bad, i think its nice to get it off your chest and talk to someone about whatever it is that ou did.
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>>51960919
i made a typo in the last sentence sorry
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>>51960919
I have no one so don't know what you're talking about.
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>>51960919
Clean your room dumb, Aegis-poster.
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>>51961000
>dumb
>Aegis-poster
Pick one and only one, you dirty P5 fag
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>>51961012
I choose both because P4 is better.
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idk why i still care about my birthday

im turning 25 in a few days.

I havent had a "party" or anything since my 18th. Ive been alone on everyone. Just like the other days but for some reason it stings so extra on my birthday.

Holidays I dont even flinch or care. But my fucking birthday gets me everytime.

i end up just smoking a cig on my backyard balcony and drinking a shitty whiskey
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>>51960919
>maybe dont try to actively find a boyfriend, take some time off to reflect?
I won't meet people tht way. I did that for years and now I'm a 21 year old khhv while everyone who took the active approach is partnered and some are considering moving in together.
The passive approach is a fantastical and idealistic lie.
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>>51960860
sometimes master wants to be serviced in there uwu
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>>51961066
Don't listen to nice posters they're unrealistic and dumb.
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>Be emotional
>No emotional outlet because he's sleeping
>Have never drank in my life
>Liquour store is across the street


....
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>be blackbot
>get bf from the south
>he's okay with my race

i want him to plow me while calling me the n-word
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>>51961048
I'm 24 and I hate every year I get older. I feel like I'm in purgatory, it's worse than a year ago. I was in uni and fit in better. Now I work in retail, despite my STEM degree. Feels bad man. I'm lonely and depressed.
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>>51961169
You aren't going to do anything, no sense in pretending otherwise.
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>>51961191
But it just feels so fucking awful. I dont know why I feel so awful. I want to get rid of these hopelessly irrational emotions. The only fear is that I have an addictive personality, and if I touch something meant to be addictive, i could make a bad habit out of it..
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Gay people are gross and when they have sex it smells like poop, is what I would imagine.

The anime isn't real, it's not what gay people are like IRL.

What even are anime gays? They feel real but they don't exist

OY


Gevalt
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>tfw no bf (x100)
>you'll get a bf anon
>you'll never get a bf
>cute boys are great
>tfw no tall bf
>tfw no short bf
>gay people are evil etc
>that occasional schizoposter(s)
>why doesn't anyone love me?
>I'm a 22-30 yr old who hates life

That's every r9gay thread, what's even the point?
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>>51961219
An other one who fell for the all gays are the flamboyant type or the bear type.
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>>51961217
Just jerk off and go to sleep boyo.
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It's 3 am, I'm going to go McDonald's. I worked for almost 2 days straight and don't feel like cooking.

I don't want coffee, what should I drink instead of coffee to go with my bagel samwich and donut sticks?
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>>51961261
Err,
0-Calorie ice tea
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>>51961261
maybe get a lemonade?
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>>51961268
I want something that's warm, or at least not cold.

There really isn't anything as good as hot coffee in the morning, but my sleep schedule is off from working so I don't want coffee. Man coffee would be good though.
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>>51961287
Caffeine free coffee?
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>>51961313
Do they have that at McDonald's? I don't think I've ever tried caffeine free coffee. Good idea anon
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>>51961243
I'm here for the cuteposting.
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>>51961321
Not sure if Mcdonalds has it, but I cant think of anything else theyd offer thats warm.
Aside from Warm milk, mayyybe.
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>>51961287
do they have hot chocolate?

>>51961337
mcdonalds should have decaf
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>tfw still in bed
>tfw no bf to cuddle with and grind my junk against
Aaaaaaaaaa, hate getting so easily horny.
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>>51961398
you're not allowed to be lewd in this thread
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>>51961430
Couldn't hold it back, had to say it
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>>51961470
have a cute webm
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>>51961498
Basically me without the boyfriend
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Who in Melbourne wants to go urban exploring with me!

M-maybe as a date
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Anonces, do i upgrade my i5-4670k to an i7-4790k or do i save up for a full cpu plus mobo plus ram swap?
Please do the mindful and send advice thanks
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>>51961567
buying haswell in 2019 sounds like terrible value
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>>51961567
Buy a whole new system. I bought a ryzen 5 2600 cheap and enjoying it.
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>>51961588
I already have the 4670k in use right now, along witha decent mobo and 16 gigs of ram
Im wanting a slight cpu boost and am wondering if im better off just maxing out the socket or spending much more for new mobo, ram, and cpu and probably outperforming it
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What would you fags unironically do if you tested positive for HIV? What if you were a virgin and tested positive for HIV?
I'm curious as to how you would react.
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>>51961594
An i5-4790k is 240$
If i would go full turkey itd probably be at least 500$ for the mobo, r5 and 16gb daddys rammies
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>>51961597
idk how much a 4th gen i7 costs now but whatever it is i doubt it's worth the marginal gains you'd get from it
incrementally upgrading intel is such a bad value imo
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>>51961621
If you were my boyfriend I would buy you a system
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>>51961626
Im a strong independanr hooman, i can build my own, thanks though anon.
Mostly im honestly kinda lazy to swap aalll the stuff out, so tiresome
>>51961624
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>>51957806
good taste anon, check out mine
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>>51961621
I7*** im a dummeh
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>>51961640
idk it's really not worth it imo. what noticeable gains will you gain from it?
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Who here /meow/
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What's everyone's favourite LGBT character?

I'm definitely split between Komaeda from Danganronpa and Ash lynx from banana fish
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>>51961769
>banana fish
why do gays have such shit taste? so easy to pander to cause they dont notice their consuming literal shit.
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>>51961754
GOD shut your fucking mouth you STUPID LITTLE SHIT. No one's ever going to fall in love with your stupid ass and you're gonna die alone just accept it, fall into a deep depression, and fucking hang yourself you stupid fuck I hate you so goddamn much no matter how hard you try you're never going to be cute you're just a sad lonesome little faggot without a boyfriend
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>>51956300
>5'7
>bf is like 6'3 at least
>he is a total bottom twink and loses to be the little spoon when cuddling
Fun times bros
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>>51956364
Having a big shaved butt does not make you a femboy dude.
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>>51961792
Wow anon youre really mad nyaa!
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>>51961709
>>51961709
Idk i just wanna get rid of cpu bottleneck on monhun world
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>tfw no bf to bully with niceness
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>>51961820
Oh and switch emulation
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>>51961815
I will shove my fist so far up your ass you'll be puking up anal beads you sick fucking degenerate
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>>51961835
Id prefer to have something smaller in my ass
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>>51961853
Yeah like your tiny pathetic shriveled up cock you fucking loser
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>>51961867
Well anon i cant put mine in my ass
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>>51961769
chris redfield
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>>51961875
Because it's so small and pathetic it may a swell be locked up in cage 24/7 because there's no fucking use for it
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>>51961886
4in is not that small!
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>>51961895
Neck yourself this instant loser
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Can I be a top if my dick is 9cm but I'm 6.1?
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>>51961907
Pwease stop bullying me anyon
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how many abortions is too many for a bf?
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>>51961915
as long as it goes inside it works
t. bottom with a 9 inch dick
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>>51961919
Fuck are you going to do? You couldn't even top someone if you tried so sit down you submissive bitch
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>>51961926
Thanks for reassuring me! I've always being complexed about it, wish it was longer
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>>51961927
I have never said that i wanted to top :3
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>be 6'4"
>have 4" dick
I have never had sex but I wonder if my dick could even reach inside someone. My 4" will become like 1", this is why I will die alone.
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We yang gang we yang gang

Gonna get $1000 and 2nd class citizenship

Yeet Yeet Yeet

Everyone will be happy and loneliness will not exist

Behold the yellow dawn
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>>51961967
Hey you can always frot
Frotting is hot and wholesome
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>>51961985
>tfw made my bf yang gang
Yang is so fucking based I love him. Town hall was pretty good, fuck cnn for copyright striking all the full reuploads and the only vid they have of it on their channel is the fucking alt right question. Bullshit.
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>>51961940
Yeah well I don't give a fuck what you want
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Homosexual,
An innacurate term,
For Sodomite,
Yes,
Sodomite,
Sodomites drilling,
For feces from their rear end,
What a terrible thing,
Yet this is seen as normal,
Pray for their salvation,
The world is ending.

Amen.
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>>51962003
oral sex is sodomy too anon-kun
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>>51962003
As a gay person this is based
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>>51961991
But tell me anon, how far will my dick go? How many inches are lost in the process of passing the barrier?
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>>51962014
Like two
half ur penis
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>>51962009
Indeed,
Oral sex is sodomy,
Yet "straight" people do it,
All the time,
Why?
Because porn,
Porn,
Normaliing sodomy,
Who is behind it?
WASPs, obviously,
It is up the Jews,
To save the world,
"Straight" people are not straight,
They are merely gays,
Who don't fuck men,
Gays,
No,
Sodomjtes,
Call them sodomites,
Whether it is a man or woman,
Who a sodomite defiles,
Or is defiled by,
It is a sodomite,
Pray for tbeir salvation.
But it's not coming.

>>51962012
Based
BASTE
fucking PASTE
PAYST
PAY SAT
PAY ME ON SATURDAY
GAY ME ON SATURDAY
BASED = BASED ON LIES
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>>51962041
and in the bible sodomy is gay rape
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>>51962046
There is no such thing as "gay" or "homosexual" or even "straight".

There is what is right, and that is men having sex with women for the purpose of reproduction.

Then, there is adultery, which is sex without any intention of reproduction.

Then, there is sodomy. That includes "straight" people who do oral and anal.

There is no difference between "straight" and "gay" sodomites.
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holy fuck this nightmare
now i see why you are like that
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>>51962041
Yer off yer meds?
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>>51962076
but i want to be with my bf
he makes me happy
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>>51962097
Nice fucking lucker normie
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>>51962087
No,
I am merely pretending,
To be a schizophrenic,
In reality......


I am just bored so I'm shitposting, this thread is dead anyways. I need to go do something else. This is truly a waste of my life. This website is a waste of my life. Holy shit why am I still here.
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c3eb64f1bab7

>this isn't a female's voice
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>>51961648
>Remain in Light
>Sunflower
>Scott 4
Admittedly I didn't enjoy Twin Fantasy too much and Time Out is very entry level for jazz, but you seem to have interesting taste anon.
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https://m.xhamster.com/videos/petite-femboy-in-shower-11003368

How do I find a bf like the long haired guy in this video? Do they even exist?
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>>51962133
Plump body but the face of uhm a weirdo. Would still bf.
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>>51962108
Lmao
Noo anon you learn so much from this website!
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>>51962002
Why are you so ruuuude anyon kun
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when do the wholesome boys post?
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>>51962179
Whenever I am drunk and very sad otherwise I am just lurking and doing other stuff.
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>>51962179
Never, its full of ugly degenerate fat guys who avatarfag as anime children
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>>51962154
That's why he's cute anon. He has a weirdo face but it's feminine and soft.
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>6 foot
>masculine features
>hairy and just below overweight
>qt little (very definitely straight) skeleton friend has called me a bear
>bottom
>mfw it is impossible to be cute
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>>51962170
Because I fucking can.
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>>51962198
Some are into hairy buttcheeks anon
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>>51962179
all the sluts have scared them away
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>>51962170
And I have the right.
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>>51962198
being cute is a meme for prison gays, normal homos wouldnt mind
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>>51962191
I am working on losing weight, I am 280 but was 325 in November.
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>>51962198
Too bad, you're not cute. You can still be a bottom but you're going to have to go for something else.
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>>51962206
not many though, which will make it a lot harder to find the perfect guy to give myself to
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>>51962202
>>51962214
Meowing isnt illegal, stop the bully!
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>>51962213
>all the sluts have scared them away
well damn. is it possible to remove the sluts and get the wholesome boys to come back?
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>>51962217
>anyone who has standards is a prison gay
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>>51962219
good luck with all that loose skin, wings of redemption
>>51962222
nice auads and also nah, gays like that more often than not
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>>51962231
Yes, but then you would have to leave.
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>>51962229
Meowing is for faggots who want to be fucked in the ass.
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>>51962238
I'm 6'5" so luckily I'm not anything like WoR. But I am fat.
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>>51962238
thank you anon
i like that this general is quite supportive and not all doom and gloom like the rest of r9k
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>>51962232
>liking normal hairy men means that you dont have standards
lol
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>>51962241
but i am not a slut...
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>>51962250
Prison gays dont like hair
Gay gays fucking love hair
but Im a tranner with a femboy preference so what do i know
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>there are people who like body hair in this thread
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>>51962247
*meows*
I thought that this is thread for gayes.
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>>51962271
thanks based tranny for giving me hope that i might actually find someone to hold me close at night
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>>51961621
i7 8700k and RTX 2080, opinions?

I'm scared of building a gaming PC because I think I'll fuck it up since its my first time.
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>>51962291
Go on grindr and put no hookups and age limits in ur profle. Have reasonable expectations
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>>51962309
Very stronk very nice
It is not hard, look up tutorials online
Check that your psu can handle it
Check if your mobo is the right socket(dumb advice but youd be surprised)
Get at least 3000+mhz ram or else its a big bottleneck
Ssds are cheap, consider a big one
Get a 2+tb hdd over 1tb, 1tb is horrible space for the money
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>>51962312
never been on grindr, because i thought it was for hookups. is there an option for finding partners who prefer monogamy?
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>>51962324
Also consider used 1080ti, consider getting a ryzen instead
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>>51962339
Grindr is for everything :3
>is there an option for finding partners who prefer monogamy?
Uh yeha and no because they can still lie about it but not say it to you.
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>>51962339
You write it on your profile and tell degen homos to go away
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>tfw no money for new conputer
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Anyone else give up on love and would suck anyones disgusting toes if it meant being in a relationship? I would do anything and wouldn't care how i was treated.
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>>51962352
I can give you money for it ;)
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>>51962352
You dont need a new one, modern vidya is overrated and shitty and you can still load this website ok
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>>51962324
Thank you anon.

What do you think of SATA vs NVMe PCIe SSDs? Someone told me SATA is actually better because NVMe doesn't increase speed by much and can overheat. My plan is currently to buy 500gb NVMe SSD but I've heard SATA is cheaper and you can buy TB worth of it.
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>>51962355
Toe sucking very wholesome and nice and i dont appreciate you using it in this context
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>>51962356
>>I can give you money for it ;)
Why would you
>>51962358
>>You dont need a new one, modern vidya is overrated and shitty and you can still load this website ok
Yeah i know but i could use a better cpu and i wanted to get a vr set too
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>>51962341
Why ryzen? Intel is better anyways.
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giv norf bf
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>>51962347
>>51962348
it's my worst nightmare to be cheated on and lied to by an otherwise amazing person. why are other gay boys such absolute sluts?
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>>51962355
You could just cuddle with me, easier that way
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How do I kill a fetish? I have fetishes I want to get rid of, they're very powerful and kind of annoy me, they were nice to fap to when I was younger but now as I don't want to act on them irl I want them gone. How do I do that?
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>>51962339
There is, but I only ever met one person other than myself whose profile said "Not for NSA. Relationship please." and didn't later say "Fun? Lol." in messages.
To be monogagay is to be an incel, it seems.
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what is the inside of your bum supposed to feel like? i put my finger in there and it was not what i was expecting
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>>51962387
>why are other gay boys such absolute sluts?
Well I am a slut but seeing for once a robot trying to go out from their shell. Being a slut means to be open for most. It's kinda hard for you to see how it's freeing us from being part of a hetero-normative lifestyle that is defined by people who hate you.
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>>51962369
Yeah you can, and its very easy to check
Percieved performance jump is very small between them so its down to your priorities
>>51962372
What do you have currently, what could you use cpu for?
Vr is overrated and spendy anyway
>>51962377
It isnt, not any more. Performance is neck to neck, with amd even pulling forward sometimes and ryzen offers a better upgrade path, to ryzen 3 and beyond, which are looking amazing, plus lacks the major intel voulrnabilities that drop performance by 12~% if fixed via microcode.
>>51962387
Because of daddy issues
I doubt such a thing would happen
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>be in love with childhood friend
>he starts dating girls
>confess to him
>ask him to love me and break up with gf
>"No"
>say that he's breaking my heart and now im going to kill you and kill myself
>stab the heteroscum
>go to jail from 8 to 20 years
Are all homos so crazy?
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>>51962407
i wouldn't know about any of that stuff. i only talk with a few people and otherwise i'm a shut in (but pure, not gross). maybe i'll never get it.
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>>51962432
Try your luck. Is all I can say.
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>>51962377
if you're on a budget ryzen 1600 and 2600 are pretty solid choices

>>51962387
>why are other gay boys such absolute sluts?
tfw awkward virgin but secretly admire sluts
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>>51962446
>tfw awkward virgin but secretly admire sluts
Good boy glad that we make you guys admire us ;3
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>>51962440
ah i guess i have to give it a go at some point
>>51962446
can relate to this
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>>51962407
Your gon get aiiids for your free homo love
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>>51962475
>Your gon get aiiids for your free homo love
No I won't, condom, demand them have tested and show real papers is a must before sex with me ;3
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>>51962484
You're gonna get some sor of bug, sluts dont go unpunishes
Id date more if i wasnt afraid of stds and asking people to get checked is kinda rude
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I mean I'm willing to have sex sooner, but who else likes the idea of a relationship where we slowly build towards a lot of close physical before we start having sex?
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>>51962495
>You're gonna get some sor of bug, sluts dont go unpunishes
Have had more than hundreds of partners no stds and I am stronger than ever.
>Id date more if i wasnt afraid of stds and asking people to get checked is kinda rude
Not rude to ask for these important questions and you do whatever you want with your life but don't force others to shackle themselves down.
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>>51962506
i very much like the idea of a relationship with close physical contact before sex
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>>51962511
>shackle themselves down.
You mean enter a monogamous relationship?
What does it feel like to be a slut, what does your typical day look like
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>>51962460
>Good boy
>tfw don't have tail to wag whenever people say that to me
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>>51962534
>You mean enter a monogamous relationship?
No but by waiting for enjoying sex, having a life, getting experience, trying out dicks and partners.
>What does it feel like to be a slut, what does your typical day look like
Nothing special, I do whatever I want, if I feel like I want to get fucked. I look through grindr, bodycontact and qruiser, pick a guy that I like(size and dick) flirt a bit, ask for more details, setup a time, have fun.
If I feel frisky I go out and drink and take a guy home and enjoy life.
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>>51962536
Theres butt plugs for that
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>>51962425
>>What do you have currently, what could you use cpu for?
i5 3470, its getting bottlenecked and games keep stuttering
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>>51962560
Shpuld be enough for anything good but bet you play bf5 / pubg / retarded normie shit lile that
>>51962553
Sounds nice man, though idk if id ever do it
Gaining confidence to show my body to one person is already a moumentous task, meeting random people on the dayly is not something i could ever handle i think. Not that id be as popular as you. Hope youre not larping
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>>51962599
>MY MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT BETTER THAN YOUR MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT
red flag, anon
tone it down
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Some guys want to fuck a lot of guys, some guys like me just want to find that one special someone.

There's no reason to fight.
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>>51962599
>>Shpuld be enough for anything good but bet you play bf5 / pubg / retarded normie shit lile that
I could use it in shit like eu 4 so fps dont drop when anything big happens, also for older games that need a good cpu
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>>51962553
why are you on this board though, you're literally a /soc/ normie
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>>51962623
Eu4 always lags anon
Meh, reasons to upgrade 3/10
>>51962609
>he thinks only mindless entertainment exist
K brainlet normi
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>>51962658
vidya is mindless entertainment, sorry anon, your strategy games do not make you intelligent
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>>51962556
Need it so my ebf will call me a good boy
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Heyo, spazmatrons.
Tfw no bf amirite? Ha, yeah.
Most gay guys are fucking uckers poofters.
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>>51962664
Grrrrrr my mother was a strategy game, anon
Youve made a powerful enemy today
Also try command air naval operations
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>>51962599
>Sounds nice man, though idk if id ever do it
You do when you want to.
>Hope youre not larping
Nope I am quite famous ;3
>>51962617
But you have had your share of sex too ;3
>>51962626
Because I was from here and now more of a free spirit and want people to be free too?
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>>51962658
>>Eu4 always lags anon
I guess, better cpu makes it lag less tho. When i was playing sekiro the fps drops were annoying as frick, felt like playing with 20 fps sometimes but im sure that i was over 30. Changing graphics didnt help. Shit like this happens in many games, doesnt matter if its autistic shit like roguelikes or normie games. At least in 2d games it doesnt matter much but in 3d it sucks.
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>>51962698
this isn't a place for degenerate normies, go push your agenda elsewhere thanks
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>>51962716
Like you need fps for it anyway
>>51962698
Then how come i never heard od you?
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>>51962734
>Then how come i never heard od you?
Because I am not famous in this general or board ~
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>>51962734
>>Like you need fps for it anyway
I do need more fps!
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>>51962506
If only that was possible with literally anyone in 2019 including straight people.
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>>51962698
You seem like a very sad person. Is the random sex just a cover for your sense of immense inadequacy and lack of deep, emotional connection to another person?
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What is r9gay's opinion of GLOBOHOMO?
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>>51962767
he's obviously larping anon
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>>51962506
Well fuckadoodledo you femboy faggot crybaby. That sounds absofuckinglutely delightful and I seriously wish more faggot queer bumblasters wanted this.
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>>51962767
>You seem like a very sad person. Is the random sex just a cover for your sense of immense inadequacy and lack of deep, emotional connection to another person?
Sounds like bad projecting. I am happier than ever. Before I was locked in my own worries and loneliness now I am open, free and can enjoy myself with others and get pleasure as well as give.
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>>51962783
It's as easy as abc, it's as easy as 1 2 3, do re me baby cus now you've got H I V
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>>51962406
pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond pls respond
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>>51962754
Where else is there to be famous
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>>51962783
That's not projecting. Just after you cum, don't you wish you could wake up to the sight of the back of that guy's neck the next morning, knowing all his insecurities, fears, secrets, hopes, and dreams, before gently waking him up to enjoy some pancakes and ice cream or maybe a quick bowl of cereal if it's a weekday?
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>>51962406
Explore and try to touch around the walls, find your "oo" spot and massage it. Use bigger things, toys and lube, ease yourself and enjoy~
>>51962807
Sorry babe but STDs and HIV/AIDS is not common here so you can basically bareback around if you wanted.
>>51962827
But we do cuddle, have breakfast and then one of us leaves and then it's just another day in life, do my work/studies and enjoy life.
Settle down is something I can do when I reach like 25.
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>>51962827
>ice cream for breakfast
Absolutely disqusting. You are in no position to judge anyone.
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>>51962840
Where do you live anon? Where is this LAN server where no std exists?
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>>51962840
>Explore and try to touch around the walls
ok but what is it supposed to feel like in there
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>>51962848
>Where do you live anon?
Sandviken
>Where is this LAN server where no std exists?
LAN server? Lol? Excuse me? Also I said not common, not that they don't exist.
>>51962856
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>>51962840
Settling down isn't just a substitute for slutting once you get too old. It's so much more and so much better. You feel a closeness that you never knew before, and you'll find the sex to be so immensely intimate it simply doesn't compare to casual sex (at least, if you aren't an Organic Portal). Monogamist love is the single greatest euphoria a human can experience other than mokshaic ego death.
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>>51958306
I do all of those and I'm still a robot. So yeah, no.
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>>51958306
Wow. Doing all of that made gay people who don't make me want to fucking vomit appear. Now there are actual non-mentally-ill non-flamer gays to date, all because of lifestyle changes.
Amazing.
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>>51962840
N8 is that you, please come back
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Where the fuck is the new thread
origg
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>>51962783
>Projecting
>Outright admits to using vice to deal with his insecurities.
Lol what? You just confirmed what he said. You either are an insecure person running from yourself, or you are a shitty larper pretending to be a slut on an african taxidermy board. Either way, fucking lmao at your life dude.
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>>51963102
can the next edition be tea themed?
im drinking tea rn
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bf is kill
rip
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>>51963182
Then let me be your new bf.
>>51963166
Nah we don't want to attract the brits. Let's make it EU-only themed.
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>>51963214
Eu is garbage
T. Eu
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>>51963343
I know but Americans and Brits aren't potential bfs for us yuropoors.
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>>51963436
Greencard bf thoo
Dont put yourself down, you can leave the european shithole too
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>>51963478
Nobody wants a slav bf though.
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>>51963518
Im slavic too, some do. Probably. If not ill just get there on my own. If i cant ill kms
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New thread, my bad bitchezzz
Slay >>51963553
Slay >>51963553
Oh honey, slay >>51963553
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real thread ignore disgustingfag
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