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I'm pregnant (donor) No I won't have your babies
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>donor
How does it feel to pay money to eternally ruin you chances at ever getting married?
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>>51959933
The very definition of a whore.
You are quite literally selling your body.

Kudos.
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>>51959933
Why donor?

Also I have a gf and she wants my babies.
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>>51959933
>No I won't have your babies
Well then, can I have your baby?
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>>51959933
Sell your child to Illuminati baby paste factory and get 1000 dollars.
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>>51959956
I don't wanna get married
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>>51959976
or just vote yang
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>>51959964
I bought the sperm I didn't donate my eggs
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>>51959933
Sorry, but the baby is only valuable while it's still in the sacrificial vessel.
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>>51959989
How does it feel to know that you either doomed some girl to be an absolute whore like you to have several kids from different fathers or some boy to either get arrested before hes an adult or become a permavirgin incel?
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>>51959970
I don't wanna get into a relationship so I just got some sperm from a clinic
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>>51959998
You will give birth to a fatherless, identityless, confused and lost child.
Thanks for providing the world with yet another incel or streetwalking whore.
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>>51960006
I'm 42 won't be having any other kids
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>>51960010
>not getting sperm from a sperm whale
are you retarded or something?
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>>51960020
My kid doesn't need a father it just needs me to take care of it
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>>51960025
Whale there was a picture of a whale at a clinic
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>>51959933
Good luck. You will need it.
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>>51959975
Shit I guess you can
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>>51960040
Your arrogance and selfishness are out of this world.

You are a monster and you will come to realize it in due time.
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>>51959933
>we are discussing the life of a specific person who's date of birth will be in the '20s.
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>>51959933
Why do you want a kid so bad?
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>>51960024
Maybe you won't, but your daughter will be having six black kids.
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>>51960049
Thanks Anon I need it because of the high miscarriage chance
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>>51959933
Did you know that posting something like this here would get a lot of cruel replies?
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>>51959933

Why did you allow your selfishness to supersede the well-being of your child? Nearly every study and statistic related to the topic clearly show why a child needs a mother and a father to thrive, purposefully depriving them of that is exceptionally cruel. Could you not have waited to meet someone?
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>>51960057
Cool, when's the birth due? I'll be there to pick it up.
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>>51960024
>42
So it's going to be an autistic kid, then.
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>>51960087
Yeah because most of you know you will never raise a child
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>>51960093
Nah, im sure mr downie will have lots of friends.
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You aren't worthy of my babies. Telegeny/Microchimerism in your used womb would defile their blood.
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>>51960089
Next year but I might miscarry
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>>51960113
Dude it was a joke
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>>51960122
AIright, keep me posted.
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>>51960098
You cheated though. It's not like anyone would ever allow a robot to use a woman purely for reproductive purposes and then be a single father.
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>>51960137
Cool bro I'm a couple months I'll tell you the gender
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Welp, we're all retarded. I just now thought of running a reverse image search.
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>>51960151
Ever hear of a surrogate mother
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>>51959933
>Being so ignorant and arrogant that you think you're capable of raising a healthy child all on your own.
This makes me particularly angry because of how many single mothers have this attitude and then end up with a child that browses /r9k/. You are part of the problem. Also
>Buying sperm when you could've gotten some guy with perfect genes of your choosing to impregnate you, for FREE
I'm even more scared now
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>>51960161
Ha, /r9k/ got fucking got.

inb4 "t-that wasn't supposed to be the pregnancy test we used"
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>>51960177
I Live with my Dad my sister and her 2 adult children
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>>51960222
Another one I have multiple brands and test in each Some said negative but I have low HGC
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>>51960162
That's only for couples. If in the rare blue moon they allow a man to purposely be a single father, it's going to be because he has outstanding credentials in life, far beyond what any robot could ever achieve.
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>>51960250
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNs in your face*
Okay sweatheart
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This is my second one Let me know if you wanna see more test
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>>51960268
Here's but a third and fourth test I took during this thread
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>>51960271
>>51960293
Do you have a pic collection of sticks random women have peed on
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>>51960271
Post it with a time stamp faggot.
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>>51960300
Why would I touching it's covered in piss
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do you pretend to be a single mother forever?

why did you decided you wanted a child?

why wouldnt you want a romantic relationship?
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>>51960464
I am getting old too old to date so I just decided to have a baby all my friends are having kids and my sisters son just turned 18 and she has a 22 year old daughter
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>>51960524
How old are you?

mezamezameza
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>>51959933
Do you deliver healthy babies? Cause that'd be pretty fuckin rude to give em unhealthy kids.
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You got a name for that kid?
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>>51960524
have you ever had a partner?
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>>51960040
>People actually believe this
Kek kys. Single parent children nees to be siezed for adoption by real homes.
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>>51960591
did you tried having kids the usual way before?
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>>51960550
I am 42 my sister 46 yeah we are old
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>>51960612
>>51960591
Yes but He cheated and zip was 26 so I did get get pregnant but had a stillbirth
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>>51960608
why would the kid need one? if for a matter of a patern figure, we live in a world filled with every possible kind of idol. who could really need a partner is the mom. being a single mother is really tough, but not impossible
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Just another umfair fact of life. I know that ill never be the right guy for a marriage or relationship, but i've dreamt of being a father since i was in middleschool. Women can easily just go to spermbank to raise a child on their own, men have no option like that.
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>>51959933
The moment one of our own was conceived ahahahahahah
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>>51959933
I want to have sex with a pregnant woman. When can we meet?
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>>51960652
My dad will help With the paternity part the donor came over earlier to have a drink
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>>51960625
What on earth are you doing here? Even the eldest of anons would be like your kids.

Show proof.
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>>51960682
Where are you I probably don't have time I work a lot just wanna know
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>>51960694
I don't have any ultrasounds
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>>51960700
l'm in Australia.
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>>51960637
that's horrible. i hope everything goes well this time, femanon.

now,
>>51960524
> so I just decided to have a baby

sorry to insist, but did you just felt like you needed a baby? what for? i dont really understand. you dont have to answer if dont wanna
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>>51960715
Sorry I have a vacation there when I'm around 6 months maybe might not go
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>>51960717
Everyone else is having kids and If I don't do it now I won't ever
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>>51960711
I want age certificate. Blot out information you don't want to show. I just want to see age proof.
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>>51960738
6 months is totally fine. When will you know if you're coming?
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>>51960775
I'd if I'll go honestly but I'll be flying virgin
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>>51960749
but do you really want it? or is it mere instinct?

also, what do you expect to get from being a parent? and what expectations you have for your child (you feel like you want her/him to achieve something you couldnt)?
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>>51960861
I know how incredibly hard it will be So that's why I only had 1
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>>51960861
I hope they can land a successful relationship and if they can have 1 kid
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>>51960831
Great. Me too.
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I'm going to bed late nights not good for the baby
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>>51960944
Good night mommy. Sleep well.
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>>51960025
underrated comment right here

ofc this isn't original




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