[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001



Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.




Femanons! Please describe what your body type looks to us. Which body on this image mostly resembles yours?
>>
>>52432772
Don't trust them Anon, had a "fembot" tell me she had a B body type and after a couple weeks of admittedly nice conversation she finally posted her body and she was just a fridge with no waist, Hank hill little boy butt and above average sized bewbs. Why DO YOU LIE FEMNONS
>>
B and f. They stand for
Blown the fuck out
and
Fat.
>>
Definitely D or L, but im as pale as E haha
>>
>>52432772
All femanons are F * 100 and discord trannies are E with a dick.
>>
File: Gretchen.png (92 KB, 275x615)
92 KB
92 KB PNG
>>52432772
I mostly resemble E. I am tall and lanky. People used to say I looked like Gretchen from recess in school if any of you actually remember this show.
>>
>>52432995
God I want to cuddle an E femnon so bad. Shame I'm 5'8 :(
>>
Peak fertility coming through
>>
>>52432772
Is this what happens when you ban posting pictures on r9k...
>>
>>52432772
B with F tits. Working for that G body.
>>
>>52432772
C, hair, body and all.
>>
>>52433024
I don't believe u -_-
>>
>tfw no E gf who listens to david bowie
>>
>>52432772
A mix of f and g
>>
>>52433032
Grats, ur literally Stacey. Now pls be in oregon
>>
>>52432772
K is life
>>
File: 1526933606658.jpg (29 KB, 392x393)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
>>52432772
Shorter E with the hips a bit more narrow; a sticc.
>>
>>52433262
So tranny
Fuck u this should not apply to replies
>>
>>52433283
I'm xx, tranny shill. Fug you.
>>
>>52433326
Based anti tranny femnon. Wanna go on a date? We can go to a museum and have noodles in Chinatown
>>
Somewhere between C and E depending on how I'm feeling and whether or not I showered today. Since the semester just ended last week I'm no-lifeing and I haven't showered since Sunday. Just sitting around in dirty sweatpants and a tank top with no bra or panties. So I'm not exactly feeling cute rn.
>>
Most "Femanons" are E as few biological females actually reveal their sex here and fags love attention
>>
>>52433381
Lads, this is a tranny
>>
>>52433381
Tfw no 5'5 stinky stem small boobed gf
Which college/major?
>>
>>52433367
A tempting offer, but I know you subconsciously want a feminine pp, anon. There's no saving robots anymore.
>>
>>52433444
No, trannies are gross and I want a bio girl to smell her female scent that only real girls give off. Now come with me to Chinatown and we can sight see and buy stupid Asian ligjtshades and get tipsy off sake and have a cute first kiss on a dimly lit street corner
>>
>>52432772
Can we get an f in the chat? F
>>
>>52433513
So u gunna be my fat GF or wut
>>
>>52432995
hello dear m'am please allow me to cuddle you thank you
>>
>>52433496
You sound unironically cute, why don't you have a gf? And sure I'd come with you, only there isn't a chinatown where I live desu
>>
>>52433582
Are you in Europe by any chance anon?
>>
>>52433555
No. Im a guy. F is a good choice
>>
>>52432772
I have the height of H, boobs of A, and everything else of F.
>>
>>52433628
can i rub my balls all over you?
>>
>>52432772
E = H > All others except >>>>>>>>>>>> K > F
>>
>>52433582
Cuz fucked up childhood and I have a hard time making an emotional bond with others unless we share similar life experiences. Also live in a rural area now. Where are you? I'm in the PNW so Chinatown is a bit of a drive but always a worth the trip
>>
>>52433628
So youre just fat as fuck, jesus you just needed to say it fucking whore
>>
File: stacy.jpg (160 KB, 850x1402)
160 KB
160 KB JPG
>>52432772
I am pale as a ghost. Got bit broad shoulders.
Pretty much E except short.

Guess you can fap to that. Have fun.
>>
Daily reminder that these "girls" using post cute anime pics, are usually ugly as fuck.
>>
>>52433700
Be my pale flat chested gf pls
>>
>All the trannies are saying E and actual females are saying F
Wew fucking lad I called it
>>
>>52433667
Ouch, same for me anon. Being genuine with most people irl is another related difficulty. Sad to see you ended up here though. Also, I think that the fact I didn't know what "PNW" was could be a clue
>>52433597
You know it. Euros shall prevail.
>>
>>52433773
Have you got a discord anon?
>>
hey anons! remember to listen to station to station today!
>>
File: narcissism.jpg (217 KB, 640x920)
217 KB
217 KB JPG
>>52433728
I-yah~ ! anon senpai. But I am taken..! Also probably way older than you.
>>
>>52433773
Pacific Northwest, i.e. burger. I just want a gf who's been thru a lot like me to do cute stuff with and cuddle after. Oh well, at least I got my dog who hogs up my bed : )
>>
>>52433864
26 Boomer, lucky guy tho pale girls are best. Gl with you and ur bf
>>
>>52432772
A or C most resemble me. A looks like me in terms of the waist and hip distribution and skin tone. C looks like me because of her floppy boobs. I was going to say they both have glasses like I do, but then I realized they all have glasses...
>>
c, but my belly is softer and boobs a little originally bigger i think
>>
>>52433885
You sound cute please talk to me about interests cause im fucking lonely
>>
>>52433884
Thanks.
You are surprisingly mature for one in here. Also no he is not. I got borderlines.
>>
>>52432772
I guess H is the closest. I have similar height and proportions but my body is thinner and more compressed I think.
>>
>>52432772
Why are there no women on this who aren't fat? Oh... I get it now.
>>
>>52433824
I thought we went over this already anon.
>>52433815
Only email, sorry. Also, which country?
>>52433871
Glad to hear you've got something that brings happiness into your life. I think you'll find a qt wrecked burger gf for sure.
>>
File: epic.jpg (143 KB, 543x522)
143 KB
143 KB JPG
>>52432772

Unrelated, but where can I find more artwork of the E girl?
>>
>>52433960
I'd rather not saying it here im sorry but Ive got an email so if you want write me there, if not is okay anon

no1methrw@gmail.com
>>
>>52432772
I would say F, but with bigger breasts.
>>
>>52434007
hyperobese hideous blob
>>
>>52433960
Anon, I think you meant to attach the album art for Station to Station.
>>
>>52432772
Definitely E. The only difference between us would be that I have dd breasts, and smaller thighs. I look as lanky and scary as her.
>>
>>52434036
'least you got tits going for you Anon. Just eat some more and you'll probs just end up a butterface at best.
>>
>>52434036
How tall are you?
>Big curvy top small fridgey bottom
Don't think I've ever seen this body type on a girl b4
>>
H+F body but skin and overall look E or H when i try or G when i need attention
I'm fucked
>>
>>52434080
Be my slutty attention needy one nite stand
>>
>>52432772
I am F except with a bigger belly and ugly.
>>
>>52434106
sounds hot desu anon
>>
H, but total flat chest- 32 A
>>
>>52432772
ITT: I am X but fatter

The state of femanons jesus fucking christ
>>
File: front.jpg (18 KB, 220x220)
18 KB
18 KB JPG
>>52434030
How foolish of me.
>>52433994
It's alright anon, I gotta go really soon but I'll shoot you an email.
>>
>>52434102
No, thank you anon, i already have my r9k boyfriend. But he hates his life so i cheat on him daily and a guy from r9k came in my pussy last week.
>>
>>52434106
You can be my fat ugly gf so long as ur near las vegas
>>
>>52432772
I am H except with no tits or ass. Basically pre-pubescent boy mode.
>>
>>52434134
wtf bro you just posted cringe! bowie is cringing at you rn :(
>>
I'm K but with narrower hips uwu
>>
>>52434165
>Wide hipped flat qt
Plz be my gf
>>
Is there any lesbian gf who would want to talk with me or something more?
>>
>>52434059
Thanks anon, yeah, to be honest I sometimes wear tight-fitting turtlenecks, because only then men don't ignore me and just stare at my chest. I do this once a month maybe.

>>52434079
I'm somewhere between 5'8-5'9. Yup, my body type looks really unnerving. I have wide hips, but no fat on them, my legs or by butt.
>>
>>52434241
Does this mean i should stare at ugly fem cleavages?
>>
>>52434241
Being a healthy weight is good, just an odd body type for sure. You're not underweight? Are you euro, I don't think I've seen ur kind on this side of the atlantic
>>
>>52432964
I will find you and when I do I am going to keep you
>>
>>52434374
Pls do, it's the only way I can get any affection from a male. I am sure my fellow lanky girls would appreciate it, even if they don't say it out loud.

>>52434406
I'm a Euro, yup. Are you from Europe as well? My bmi is 18. I just checked. I guess I'm a little underweight but not much.
>>
>>52433628
So just short and fat huh?
>>
>>52432772
I am H but I wish I was J to bully robots.
>>
>>52434533
you can bully me anyway, anon!
>>
I'm a J with C's size. I lift daily but I'm 5'4 127lbs.
>>
my bodytype resembles A the most, a bit smaller boobs tho. im 5'4 so im shorter as well and also my skin is much whiter lol
>>
Yea uhhhhhhhhhh I'll have an A, I, and K
With extra cummies on top
>>
>>52434476
I keep that in mind fembot, be sure i will do from now on,

Also, you can get male affection online easy, have you tried doing that? maybe it satisfies you enough
>>
>>52432772
I NEED to be C's husband!
>>
>>52434576
You sound hot as fuck then, be my fembot gf
>>
>>52434476
Naw burger sadly, or id take you out and we could make small talk on the train to Minsk and then have dark chocolate and walk through the park at dusk after a nice meal
>>
>>52434533
Tbh, anything other than H is just a man with a vagina
>>
>>52434629
uwu ok robot bf
>>
>>52432772
K's upper half with E's lower half.

also i hate fat people
>>
>>52434656
Now that I'm your boyfriend I need your discord
>>
>>52432772
I want E to be my gf and bully me daily desu
>>
>>52434661
good thing for you I'm a skelly boy
>>
>>52434656
Alright qt are you in San Diego or a 100 mile radius?
>>
>>52434661
fridge mode. mirin
>>
>>52434684
lanklet or no
/fit/ or gtfo
>>
>>52434719
I'm pretty lanky but no I don't go to the gym I do go for a run everyday though
>>
>>52434666
uwu im much to scared of strangers to do that anon

>>52434686
im in the cold north so not at all
>>
>>52434661
>Tfw fit but 5'8
Oh well lads, at least I got the gym
>>
>>52434747
Well, good thing for you sweetheart I'm not a stranger, I'm your boyfriend and I'll love you forever and a day
>>
>>52432772
>tfw no B G I or L gf
>>
I'm 5'5 w/ C cup boobs, a mix of the A and D bodies but with the skin of D
>>
>>52434747
Pls be in Oregon. We can snuggle in a cabin with a fresh pot and go hiking after
>>
>>52432772
definitely closest to A or perhaps L
i started gaining weight since my life went down the shitter but at least i still have a waist
>>
>>52434769
Be my spicey Latina gf plz
>>
>>52434784
Unironically my ideal girlfriend.. sad that you'd probably hate me or think I'm pathetic
>>
>>52434760
ur right im sold, u sweep me off my feet bb

>>52434782
muuuch much farther lol so sorry dear
>>
>>52434804
I'll be sweeping you off your feet often, love. I've been waiting for the day I could woo someone and make them mine now about that contact?
>>
File: 1548288926352.jpg (862 KB, 3508x5584)
862 KB
862 KB JPG
>>52432772
Slightly fatter and shorter E without bangs or glasses. Pretty average, basically. Also most women don't have hips like any of the girls in that pic. Always been insecure about my thighs so it's nice to see it fetishised like that but still, not very representative.
>>
>>52434717
>fridge
accurate

>>52434743
recently started doing cardio i can run like 2 miles atm lol

>>52434751
mirin
>>
>>52434793
I'm not a Latina but yes robot anon anyday
>>
>>52434844
Alright if ur a girl(female) I'll take you out for coffee. Now post location b4 we set up our date
>>
These kind of threads make me depressed cause I won't ever find a nice femanon who wants to talk to me or whatever feels bad man
>>
>>52434843
2 miles isn't bad, once I got to that point I started improving a lot. I'm pretty lean so probably not what you're into
>>
>>52434476
have you ever been asked to be a model?
>>
File: that feel when.jpg (10 KB, 180x179)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>tf no anxious little H gf to protect and reassure
>>
>>52434843
I was so close to a 10 min 2 mile. Me and my pup would go running everyday but I've been working too much lately. How tall are you? Be my Fitbot gf if 5'3-5'6
>>
>>52434896
>I was so close to a 10 min 2 mile
Do you really expect people to believe this?
>>
>>52432772
I'm C but without the thicc thighs because I'm anorexic
>>
>>52434869
I live in England ): and edating gets boring quick
i doubt anyone in this thread lives near me rip
>>
>>52434925
would you date an anorexic boy
>>
>>52434914
IDC, I clocked in an 11:10 but had to stop and get my dog to stop chasing a cat and stop sniffing a bush so like 10:50. I was thinking of joining the air Force and for some reason they have the strictest requirements for PT tests. I've run 5 min miles since I was 14 in hs and was in track
>>
>>52434606
I am doing it right now, aren't I? I'm basically begging for your attention, and I am almost 100% sure you are a male. Thank you for complying.

>>52434633
Aww, thanks anon. You are really cute. I'd eat sweets with you all day.

>>52434877
Yeah, because I am thin and tall, and have a strange face (like almost all high fashion models). I even went to audition once, but I couldn't shed enough weight despite fasting.
>>
>>52434804
Are you in America? Side note, is anyone here in Houston? I've never heard of robots living here
>>
>>52434941
no I'm trying to recover and I think that would end up being a death spiral of negativity for both of us
>>
>>52434958
Nigga, professional marathon runners run 5 minute miles. You aren't fooling anyone.
>>
File: r9k girls.gif (1.36 MB, 350x268)
1.36 MB
1.36 MB GIF
>>52432772
>people still think girls come here in any number

ya'll are fucking hopeless
>>
>>52434963
>tfw no strange-faced tall autistic gf
the world is unfair
>>
File: libtard pwned.png (163 KB, 500x251)
163 KB
163 KB PNG
>>52434927
ENGLAND YOU SAY? HMMMMMMMMM.
>>
>>52434967
I'm trying to recover too! I've actually gained a little weight i also don't go on any ED forums or anything. It's really hurtful you'd assume i would be entirely negative. i should just stay away from girls
>>
This thread makes my dick hard
>>
>>52434977
5mins isn't that rare for a fit younger guy. I knew a girl in middle school who was 5'1 and could run 6min miles.
>>
>>52435002
Like I said, you aren't fooling anyone no matter how much you think you can. Five minute miles are professional numbers. If you were running that fast you would have been given free college around the country.
>>
>>52434993
it's not that you would be a negative presence, it's that I'm very competitive and being around other anorexic people triggers me to restrict. I wasn't talking about your personality or demeanour.
>>
>>52434977
Bullshit 3 min miles are record time and 4-5 min is quite common for his. Just Google record time 5 min miles are quite mediocre desu
>>
>>52435002
I'm the lanklet that runs everyday, and while I mostly go distant even I can't do a ten minute mile and I've been running for years..
>>
>>52434876
I'm pretty lean myself.

>>52434914
I've seen people do 2 miles in 11-ish minutes. they're usually optimized for that or really young.

>>52434896
also i'm 5'8
>>
>>52435010
I'm not the dude, just weighing in. 5min miles aren't that unusual for shorter races.
>>
>>52435027
>>52435002
Stop. No one believes you.
>>
>>52435023
Then wouldn't it be a good thing that we both want to recover? I'm competitive too so seeing you getting better than me would drive me to try even harder.
>>
File: 1551054677319.jpg (492 KB, 1280x1707)
492 KB
492 KB JPG
>>52434992
yeah in west midlands
why are you HMMING so hard should I b worried
>>
>>52435010
Not even me, even other Anon knows 5 min isnt impressive for males. Google record times for hs students. Low 4 would be needed for scholarship. 5 is just mediocre and attainable for any fit male
>>
>>52435038
I don't know why you keep lying on the internet about how fast you can't run a mile. None of the "girls" here will have sex with you even if they believe your bullshit.
>>
>>52435029
lolwat? I'm fucking physically disabled and I still ran a 7:30 mile for the presidential fitness test in high school.
>>
>>52434927
Post discord or something I'd like to talk!
>>
None of those are very realistic with those exaggerated proportions, most of them are pretty similar too. The artist obviously has a type.. but probably closest to c with bigger boobs.
>>
B little slimmer, bigger boobs.
>>
>>52435062
Ur replying to a diff Anon, literally Google high school record mile times. 3:50. Fucking brainlet 5 + change is not impressive
>>
File: bowie.jpg (32 KB, 379x480)
32 KB
32 KB JPG
>>52435059
wow same
where in the west midlands are you from anon? i'm south of birmingham.
>>
>>52435035
>I'm pretty lean myself
that's definitely my type, do you live in the US? We should talk
>>
Tfw no west coast chubby pale h to watch anime with
>>
>all these slag fembots
Let's get a brew qt's
>>
>>52433918
Ok I can't do this long-term as I already have a bf but what are your interests anon?
>>
>>52435120
I live in the country georgia :/
>>
>>52435194
I live in Jacksonville.. that's pretty close, yeah?
>>
>>52435194
>5'8
>High T female
>GA
Are u black?
>>
>>52435194
What nvm I read that wrong LOL now I'm a retard, I thought you meant state kill me, I'm going to sleep now >>52435201
>>
>>52435114
I love going to Birmingham but I live in Cov eew
come kidnap me from this city please

>>52435080
me too but but I'm on a hiatus from discord atm so there's no point really
maybe if you drop your tag here and don't change it for about 2 weeks? I'll be back on discord then, and I promise I'll text (: it's okay if you don't
>>
>>52435222
do you wanna exchange contact info, anon?
>>
File: georgia-map.gif (44 KB, 750x550)
44 KB
44 KB GIF
>>52435218
>black
>mfw nobody knows where georgia is

I'm actually very pale
>>
>>52435222
Okay, mine is maniac#7813

Also is your initial C by any chance..?
>>
>>52432772
my body is like H but my waist and thighs are smaller
if i were to combine them, though, i'd have H's shape, D's legs and E's tits and skin colour
>>
>>52435305
I'm the lanklet guy, and the said part is I read that wrong AND I'm a history major, that's incredibly embarrassing haha, I know a few things about your country though, it's an interesting one especially with the Bagrats and Zoroastrianism, I know literally nothing of the modern political climate though, please forgive my stupidity ;/;
>>
>>52435325
Okay but what are your interests and do you wanna go on a date
>>
wish there was some foolproof way to actually see the breakdown of guys to girls to trannies on this board
>>
>>52435305
Aw my mind instantly went to the state being a burger and you not using metric units. Oops. I actually know where Georgia the country is from a rainbow six video game. Incredibly small if I'm not mistaken. Must be pretty rural where you are, it's a country of 1 or 2 million I think. Do you browse slavchan?
>>
>>52435258
sure I don't mind any apps/contact info, is this a diff anon?

>>52435313
saved thanks we'll talk soon
also nope not a C, is that a good or bad thing rip
>>
>>52435380
my interests are monkeys and minecraft
i do not want to go on a date
>>
>>52435429
Okay, thanks for not being mean about it.
>>
>>52435449
i have no reason to be mean, you werent crude in any way
>>
>>52435427
im the anon from the west midlands. do you prefer any apps in particular?
>>
>>52435475
Tfw no asexual passive aggressive gf
>>
>>52435475
Well, I hope you have a nice day, anon. I don't know anything about monkeys, but I find chimps fascinating, and of course who doesn't enjoy minecraft. Good choices, maybe with monkeys.
>>
>all these euro bulls getting femnon contacts
Where is my burger gf reeeeee
>>
>>52435496
im not asexual im just not interested, im not passive aggressive either im just blunt and honest so it may seem as though what i say has an ulterior meaning
>>52435498
its night for me but thank you, i hope your day goes well, and your night for that matter
>>
>>52435520
Leave, anon........ the euro bulls have taken even the burger gfs from us....
>>
>>52435427
Oh no, they're just an old friend of mine and thought you would be them but nah not bad, see you soon, take care
>>
>>52432772
like H but a little less thicc?
>>
>>52435365
it's totally cool I'm pretty americanized so i don't know jack-shit either.

>>52435402
yeah that's very accurate haha
lots of open space and close knit communities
>slavchan
i used to lurk on there but after all the discord drama i left.
>>
>>52435573
Does that mean youre short with small bobber
>>
>>52432990
I may be E with a dick but my gf is K with a dick
>>
>>52435520
quite easy to figure out. as most anons here are burgers, it's way easier for burger femanons to find a bf and fuck off from this board. thus burger femanons who are actual 'fembots' (khhv outcasts) are rare since they can find robot bfs quite easily. but euro girls who don't want an ldr are in a harder situation, and are more likely to stay here for longer.
>>
>>52435608
This is the most based reply
>>
>>52435480
ohh right okay
i use kik, instagram, and snapchat but I'll probably only give my snap or kik on here?
n if you want discord just drop your tag and I'll add you, but I won't be active until a couple of weeks
>>
>>52435600
i'm not that short like 5'2-5'3 americas
bobs are smaller yes
>>
>>52435584
>tfw no Georgia gf to study her country with
Yeah, but it's kind of embarrassing on my part because geography is one of my strong suites, I know where every country is on the map, I have trouble with cities though. Want to watch random videos on YouTube with me?
>>
>>52435584
Alright fuck it lets get married and have half burger half slav mutts.
>>
>>52435625
Whats your kik anon? Mind iF I add you?
>>
>>52435652
will you be my short gf then
>>
>>52435652
A woman saying they're short because they're 5'3 is like a guy saying they're tall because they're 5'11.

You are not true smol, fuck off.
>>
>>52435692
ok but I'm not short
>>52435703
I literally said this
>>
>>52435703
she literally said she isnt that short you inbred troglodyte
>>
>>52435652
Thats pretty short, anon. Dont listen to the other guy. Also do you like headpats and can I give them to you if so
>>52435692
Stop replying to the reply that was meant for me!!
>>
>>52435714
You're a foot smaller than me you're short to me gib discord short gf
>>
>>52435625
i don't use kik, and my snapchat is a dox lmao. never mind.
>>
>>52435731
posting contact info seems scary
>>
Probs all apart from e and k. E is dog shit
>>
>>52435754
I will post mine and you can be my gf then
>>
>>52435754
I can post mine instead if you want JustBubbleHearth#1117
>>
File: 1kvs1p.jpg (39 KB, 460x397)
39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>52435222
>cov
this is where I live too
this city is everything wrong with britain and none of what is good about britain
>>
>>52435764
>>52435780
I will add discords to see if we even get along
>>
>>52435780
>>52435764
Youre both patheric
>>
>all these femanons get replies asking for them to be their gf
I wish this could happen to me. I truly just want to give my all to a girl, make her feel like the absolutely most special person in the world. I wanna do cute things with her, I wanna make her gifts, I wanna go to museums, I wanna watch stuff together. I just want to do everything and experience life with this special girl.
Before anyone replies, I'm guy.
>>
>>52435762
>Tfw no disillusioned overweight pessimistic gf
>>
>>52435829
These threads are a waste of time for thirsty fags, they never work, trust me anon, you're on the wrong thread. You should look up on other more interesting thredas, these kind of threads are mostly attention whores. Nothing comes out of it, listen to my as someone who has ex's from this board.
>>
>>52434800
anon my biggest fetish is completely and utterly dominating a 'pathetic' man
>>
>>52435814
quad#6635 I am the first reply there
>>
isn't contactfagging against the rules?
>>
>>52435877
do you mean that? I don't know if I want to be dominated I don't know what i want i just want someone to talk to me
>>
>>52435674
that's pretty neat.

>random videos
no, maybe later? It's extremely loud here.


>>52435679
>have
babies are gross
weird half-alien pod people
>>
>>52435739
lmao understandable ig have a good night anon

>>52435681
sure I don't mind my kik is hoodi.e

>>52435785
y e s cov is the biggest shithole hands down ): I'm sorry you live here too big F let's escape
>>
>>52435894
No but do you srsly think these beta dudes contact fagging will get a gf? lol come on
>>
File: varbie.jpg (256 KB, 1264x1208)
256 KB
256 KB JPG
>>52434533
Consider anavar :)
>>
>>52435944
Worked for me, you'd be surprised m8
>>
>>52435944
honestly I'm just down for talking I know none of this will escalate to a real relationship
>>
>>52435862
What kind of threads do you find interesting? I mean, yeah I suppose in these threads you'll never find anyone. It just seems like I've been working hard at life to turn things around, but this is the one sector where I just have no clue what I'm doing. I've tried talking to girls irl, and even some on 4chan. Never ends well. There was a girl I met on here, lived like an hour away, in my tiny state. Everything going well, she gives me her number. Just like every other contact I meet, girl or guy, the responses get more and more delayed, and the actual messages shorter and shorter. Seems like the dream of having a comfy gf, or even just a good friend who understands you and actually enjoys talking to you is an absolute meme.
Sorry about the tangent
>>
>>52435944
i got laid from contactfagging on r9k once
>>
>>52435829
If you want to meet girls the internet is one of the worst places for it, outside of penpal shit (not even joking), and even then it's still bad. If you want to meet people you have to go outside and take up different hobbies. Keep in mind, certain clubs and interests will attract certain kinds of people more than others. So if you're looking for, say, something like a sporty tomboy, best to gravitate towards some active pursuits like martial arts, rowing, or biking.
>>
>>52435908
>maybe later
sure I would love that, do you have a contact?
>>
>>52433010
I've nutted to this one.
>>
>>52435955
Yeah w/e m8
>>52435964
Just dont fall for shit threads like this one, you're better than this anon
>>52435976
nice, then you're here again ready for your next prey, pathetic
>>
>>52435932
highly likely we've seen each other before
what a disturbing thought

also are you actually white? [/spolier]
because let's be honest this is what accounts for at least 50% of the shitness here
>>
A,C, or L hit me up please fucking god
>>
>>52436051
Post contact then and will do:)
>>
>>52436018
>nice, then you're here again ready for your next prey, pathetic
no i'm done with that. it kinda sucks actually. much easier to get laid irl but at the time i was too anxious to be able to do that. as for why i keep coming back, i have no idea. force of habit?
>>
>>52432772
B and D

Working for G
>>
File: skellies.jpg (381 KB, 1280x1235)
381 KB
381 KB JPG
>>52432772
The closest one to me would probably be D but less toned. I'm not overweight though, at least. What about goal bodies? Some people have said I have a good body but I wish I was more like E, more waifish and narrow + tall. I've been trying to lose weight but I'd never really be able to get that aesthetic since I have both wider hips and shoulders, and I'm average height.
>>
>>52436088
Be my hiking gf and I can help you lose weight to become a Stacey G
>>
>>52436106
I hope you like skeleton guys
>>
>>52436066
Which type are you? If youre a tranny than dont bother answering
>>
File: My type.jpg (33 KB, 800x450)
33 KB
33 KB JPG
Know this Femanons that B, L, G, and I are the best body types
>>
>>52436106
What's avg height to girls?
>>
>>52435968
It's all about luck, anon. But this isn't worth losing all hope for; you sound like pure bf material and I'm quite sure you'll find the person you're looking for. Remember that finding people you have actual chemistry with is rare and can take some work.
>>
>>52436172
>Tfw no caring humble gf
I know you're euro but damn how do I find caring qt's like u
>>
>>52435944
What's the problem with these kids talking to each other? We all had our dumb internet relationships, they're fun and a good way to learn how to flirt if you're introverted I'm not looking for a boyfriend anymore but I don't regret it.
>>
>>52436266
Be my disillusioned Boomer gf
>>
>>52435968
Well I met my exs on simple threads, but none like this one which is just basically some thirsty dude OP. this just brings mostly girls who wants attention, the good ones are usually lurkers and never say their gender.


Well anon, a girlfriend/sex wont fix your shit. There's saying, the more you look for it, the less you'll find. First of all try to look after yourself first and improve for the best of YOURSELF only, you never know and someday you'll meet someone.

As for that girl who lived near you, uhm, you know, if she already ghosted you, then move on, if not, dont give it much thought, if she doesnt show up interest on you that much, then shes not the one, even if she lives in front of you.

And don't give up anon, that you can't find a girlfriend is not the end of the world, as I said, thats not everything, and if you want to look for one here, at least go to the right threads, just not like this one.
>>52436266
To some people those "dum internet relationships" are serious, and those "kids" are on their 20s. People tend to look for "that one who will stay forever", here, which is really wrong, cause most cases wont happen
>>
>>52436172
Thanks, anon. Maybe it's autism speaking, but it feels quite hard to fit anywhere. I don't even fit on r9k haha. I will keep trying. Thanks again for the compliment, really lightened up my day.
>>52436255
I thought that was a guy I was talking.
>>
>>52436172

And also this, try not only on 4chan anon, in fact any normie girl would be better than some 4chan one. But thats up to you, just dont close doors yourself.

Good luck, and if you want some friend, drop your discord.

Im male btw, just want to help a buddy out
>>
>>52432772
>femanon
>/r9k/
When will you retards accept the fact that women cant be robots. Seriously go kill yourself
>>
>>52436403
>>52436373
Meant to reply you too sorry
>>
File: 9dc52be0.jpg (23 KB, 477x457)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
>>52436255
Come back home, anon
Seriously thank you though
>>52436373
Np, only stating the truth as I see it. And I often feel like that as well, but then again life can be more interesting this way,
>>
>>52436355
Thanks for the advice, anon, but I think misunderstood me. I know a gf/sex won't fix my life. I've already taken steps to fix my life. I've lost weight, I've gone back to school, I have a job now, I have hobbies that are productive and I enjoy them a lot. It's just I feel extremely extremely lonely. I have no friends, let alone a gf.
That girl was just an example of what usually happens. I have a shit ton of acquaintances and professional contacts because of what I do. It's just they are all cold and soulless interactions. I feel like I have to put on a facade when talking to these people, it drains the hell out of me, but I love what it's for though.
I've looked for peoole every where, but I would imagine this is where I could relate to most people, since I spet my late teens here.
Don't worry, I haven't given hope, it's just sometimes you just gotta wallow in the melancholy so you can reflect on it
>>
>>52432772
Im definitely a H. Thick thighs/butt but almost no tits and no tummy (i like sports) Im also pretty short (5'1) so I guess that represents me best. but idk
>>
>>52437182
Are you in college sports? What do u play
>>
>>52437196
yup, I play volleyball. But I also play ping pong as a hobby, so not as seriously as i play volleyball. Im pretty good, except I cant really reach the top of the net when playing as the middle blocker lol too short. do you like any sports?
>>
>>52437248

You sound cute, please give me a chance if you're not underage
>>
>>52434476
I would stare at you, but only because you're taller than me. I like tits, but avoid looking at them directly.
>>
>>52437182
>>52437248
Dang, anon. You sound extremely cute. How long have you been playing for? Also, what are some tips for ping pong? I rewatched Forrest gump the other day and it made me want to play it
>>
>>52436155
I guess it depends on what country you're in, like in some Scandinavian countries women are generally taller while in places like China or Japan they're generally shorter. I'm like 5'5 which I would consider "average" for a woman
>>52436407
And when will retards like you accept the fact that femanon =/= fembot and that people like you writing walls of text on what the criteria for being a "robot" is does not physically prevent women from coming to /r9k/?
>>
>>52437182
you have my favorite body type. please do not ever get boob implants.
>>
>>52437553
Ya 5'5 is about avg here, you a fellow burger?
>>52437248
I like hockey especially, haven't played in awhile but easily my favorite sport. How short are you? College volleyball is taken pretty serious in my state, is ur college any good? How short are you? Surprised you're browsing r9k as a fit volleyball stacey
>>
>>52432772
My most desired are
A
C
G
J

Any femanons with those bods HMU if u want a good time ;)
>>
>250 replies
>nobody has posted let alone mentioned the futa edit of OP
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you guys or fearful for this board's future now
>>
>>52438482

Hey sexy. Are you going to give me the best 30 seconds of my life?
>>
>>52438516
slowly turning straight?
>>
someone post the futa edit of the op please. i want to see e's delicious neetcock
>>
>>52438796
F with A's boobs and a wide flat ass

Why are these all so cute? For fucksake post the trap version at least
>>
E but with disproportionately large hips. It's embarrassing. I'm taken, just wanted to chime.
>>
>>52438873
I once got caught staring at the ass of a woman with your proportions and she smiled.
>>
>>52432772
Height and hair of H and B's body type. Im all tits and ass lol
>>
File: leafjak.jpg (67 KB, 572x626)
67 KB
67 KB JPG
>>52437641
>Ya 5'5 is about avg here, you a fellow burger?
close
>>
>>52437355
haha thanks! I think a good tip is to make your opponent get tired quickly by aiming the ball on the right edge of the table and then aiming it on the left side the next time you hit the ball. The person will often miss it if you do this lol. and forrest gump is a fun movie, i like it.
>>52437309
I turned 18 like 2 weeks ago, so ur good
>>52437561
haha im flattered. and dont worry, im not doing that because frankly plastic surgery is scary af
>>52437641
Hockey is cool, but I've only seen it on TV and stuff because my country is too hot for this sport lmao it does seem fun though. Id say my college is decent, we're not the best but we're better than quite a few other teams. Im 5'1, so pretty short, and I might be fit but Im not a stacy lmao I havent even kissed a guy yet because of strict parents and stuff.
>>
>>52439080
Post discord cute fembot
>>
>>52439080
>USA too hot for hockey
Damn southerners, you sound cute and are pretty young, you'll turn Stacey soon enuff. That's not a bad thing mind you. Now you're in college you've got plenty of breathing room to find a qt just don't go full slut mode like most girls I knew their first 2 years in college
>>
>>52439080
Yeah, it was definitely a fun movie! That sounds like a good strategy. Do you think it could take me to the world championship?? I used to play when I was younger, at this recreation center for kids. I was really bad though haha. You should add me on discord to train me! I also played some sports in hs, but you sound like you're way better and more serious about it
>>
I'm F, but with C's tits.
>>
>>52432772
E
But paler skin, messier hair and slightly larger boobs
>>
>>52439231
Be my fat Arizona gf
>>
>>52439287
Let me brush your hair and love you
>>
>>52439287
>Even more pale than the most pale option
Plz be in utah
>>
>>52439287
What makes you a fembot? What is your mental illness
>>
>>52439287
>mfw I try to imagine this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF2F88q0YDc
>>
>>52432858
me, but also G.
BFG.
big fat gut.
>>
>>52432772
H height but A body tipe
>>
>>52440042
Okay when are we going on our first date
>>
>>52439304
youre welcome to brush my hair
>>52439313
im not
>>52439405
schizophrenia
>>
>>52440444
Okay but I will also love you
>>
>>52432772
Probably around H's? I have a pretty pear-shaped body, but a decent chest that makes it almost hourglass, but not quite.
>>
>>52440507
But are you short like h
>>
>>52432772
F body and happy demeanor
E height
B hair
No glasses
>>
>>52440523
nah, I'm like 5'6". So, H but if she wore heels.
>>
File: 1543818535349.png (1.33 MB, 1080x720)
1.33 MB
1.33 MB PNG
>tfw no K gf
please god...do me a solid
>>
>>52440548
I wonder how short h is, but I think you're right. Why did you post here, femanon? I would imagine seeing everyone asking every post to be their gf to be off putting
>>
>>52440568
sometimes attention is nice when you're depressed
>>
>>52440590
Okay, that make sense. I'd probably do the same to be honest. Now I will emulate everyone else and ask if you want attention more often (but from me)
I had to do it to em anon
>>
>>52433032
>>52433056
Dont listen to him please be in Washington
>>
*ahem*
I need an ohio e or h gf right now
>>
>>52440590
Be my depressed pear gf
>>
>>52433010
Imagine her hogtied and ball gagged with drool hanging out of her mouth
>>
>>52440590
It's a mixed bag when you've gone totally paranoid though.
>>
Taking boyfriend applications Im a D almost exactly but with black hair you have to be in America!
>>
My body looks like A except im light skinned. Anyone wants to be my bf?
>>
File: Homer Simpsons Scared.jpg (15 KB, 500x366)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>52440751
Do you have the really stern look she has?
>>
F with K's head but my eyes actually work even though they never see real sunlight
I don't even own a week's worth of clothes! I win some kind of prize for being pathetic
>>
>>52440761
Yes I will be your bf. Hello gf
>>
>>52440751
Where do I send my application and what part of america?
>>
>>52440776
Often I do yes especially when people are loud
>>
File: Sam Hyde Squinting.jpg (35 KB, 651x366)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>52440779
>mfw you run out of clothes
>>
Somewhere between C and H, 5"4, butterface
>>
>>52440788
West coast
Just post something here desu can be anything just get me interested
>>
>>52440809
How much of a butterface?
>>
>>52440816
Woah I'm also west coast. Okay, well I'm a some what creative person. I can carve you something out of wood, or weld you something (probably bad) out of metal. I used to play piano, so if I got back into that due to slowly falling for you, maybe I'll play something for you that I wrote. I like staying inside, but I also enjoy going to places like zoos, national parks, and museums just as much. I'm finishing up my STEM degree, I work, and I also have autistic knowledge about a lot of things. My interests are pretty much everything and anything. I also play video games sometimes, I like mobies and music. I also take cool pictures every now and again that I can share if you'd like.
Also you replied to that other post which was a reply to some one else... are you both of them??
>>
>>52440826
>>52440874
Interesting interesting. Also, comes with a free carwash
>>
>>52440874
This is adorable Im sorry for larping as a guy bro how do you not have a gf

Are you mentally ill or something
>>
File: 1557186015738.jpg (15 KB, 223x223)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>52432772
E but in my dreams im k
>>
>>52440905
I meant as a girl fuck
Originally
>>
>>52440908
oops forgot B and F but they're obviously bottom tier
>>
>>52440908
What about F!
>>
>>52440905
Oh fuuck. Well that sucks, but thanks, man. I mean I probably have autism or something. People will talk to me sometimes, but I don't know where to take it from there. The only close friends I've made were online, then two became irl friends. Then they ghosted me haha.
>>
>>52440911
You try your best anon youll be there someday
>>
>>52432772
f with d's bust
kill meh pls
>>
File: 1554834383281.png (43 KB, 300x250)
43 KB
43 KB PNG
>>52434533
mfw no stronger mommy gf to bully me
>>
>>52432772
God E is so fucking great
>>
File: 1537185771264.jpg (165 KB, 850x1092)
165 KB
165 KB JPG
>>52440565
will this help atleast anon
>>
>>52432772
C

Boyfriend just fucked me and can confirm
>>
>>52440943
aww thanks anon for those words of hope
>>
>>52440952
How's your ass though?
>>
>>52440988
feels kinda cold and a little itchy right now.
>>
>>52440929
I know how you feel, I really dont have any friends either my best friend I met online too thankfully she lives near me so I just kinda got lucky

How come they ghosted you what happened
>>
>>52440993
Good answer. You read ahead.
>>
>>52441005
so, hows your ass anon? fartin hard or hardly fartin?
>>
>>52440454
have you ever dealt with a schizophrenic before? you wouldnt love me for long
>>
>>52441033
Neither, but maybe I don't eat enough.
>>
>>52441036
I'm an expert after watching this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKx0TDxl5aQ
>>
>>52441039
am i talking to a skellington? keep your calories up skellington kun! gambatte!
>>
>>52441000
Well these two guys lived pretty close. One was like 10 minutes away from me, and other lived like an hour away. I also got lucky in that respect, just not in the other. I'm glad for you though!
The guy that lived like an hour away just became really weird after he started college. All he wanted to do was go to bars/drinking (before he was 21) or do something he could post on snapchat to impress girls. He also adopted this weird mindset where he only wanted to be seen as an adult. He'd always call me childish for joking around, but then all he would do is drink. I dunno, we just kinda drifted apart and then boom he was gone.
The other guys, one thag lived super close, I actually met him on here of all places. He was my best friend for a while. We met up orginally because we made this pact to get /fit/ together, and then we just became good friends. After like a year, he met a girl, and well the rest is history. He just stopped responding to my texts.
>>
>>52441036
I have actually, but I guess it would depend on what your symptoms are to say it is truly comparable.
>>52441047
Imposter
>>
>>52441067
I'll give it a try. I'm actually decent weight for my height.
>>
>>52441067
Holy shit Im not him, but this made me laugh so hard. Very cute
>>
>>52440971
it'd be better if she were a futa and fucking me desu
>>
>>52441076
Go on tinder or something man you dont belong here you seem very normal this place isnt good for you however I will be your friend are you in Washington
>>
File: 1557941921956.jpg (115 KB, 639x800)
115 KB
115 KB JPG
Seems more like a hookup thread to me anons.
I wonder the possibility of actually talking to a decent person and falling in love with an anon of your dreams through this.
Probably as slim as me getting a gf from this upcoming convention.
>>
>>52441215
Its mostly guys being dudes there are probably very little girls in this thread and none of them will meet each other ever I find these threads to be usually good for laughs
>>
>>52441227
My homeboard is /v/ and no matter where I go lonely men flock all over this site, maybe just maybe one of us anons find happiness in this wretched place.
Well this is r9k. Hey maybe some faggot found his gf on /soc/?...never mind that place just for normies who want a one night stand.
>>
>>52441208
I'm pretty average looking, and after a year on tinder I got one legit match who ghosted me after one day. I even tried okcupid, only one person ever shot me a message, and it turned out they were a tranny haha. I have messed up childhood and I'm a social retard, but I do think I have a pretty normal view of the world and things like that. I was also a NEET for like 4 years during my formative years, probably fugged me up. I try to be as openminded as possible, and I try to look at every aspect of something before I get into it. I've just never been able to fit into the normie lifestyle nor the "incel" (hate that gay word) lifestyle. As much as I dislike titling yourself, I guess you could say I'm like a cyborg. Anyway, I don't live in Washington. I'm more southwest rather than north. I just want someone who can understand at me at least some what, cares about me, and wants my affection and admiration as much as I want theirs.
>>
>>52441252
I met a girl that uses /r9k/ and /pol/ that ended up being my gf for a while however I never met her on 4chan

I wanna know how any of those relationships ended and what it was like when they met up for the first time /soc/ probably has the highest number but it would be cute if some couple met on the oragami board or something
>>
>>52441303
If this many people are ghosting you something is wrong I dont know if its you or if people are just shallow these days but I wish you the best in your future. Youre gonna make some autistic girl happy someday. Godspeed and goodnight!
>>
H is prolly my fave. I got a thing for girls with a smaller chest, wide hips and a fat ass. Bonus points if they're a little short and chubby but still "tight." Too bad it's an incredibly rare body type in and of itself, and it's usually caused by being skinnyfat rather than a natural body shape which can still be cute but on a lot of girls just means odd proportions instead of nice curves. E is probably the worst, I'd happily fuck a cute, shapely fat girl but would have a hard time enjoying a really skinny, lanky girl.
>>
>>52441443
Well like I said, anon. I'm a social retard autist. I cant hang with no normies! As far as robots, hasn't been that many, and they're kinda notorious for ghosting. I think there would be a combination of both my retardedness and that.
Thanks, anon. Good night and same to you. Goodluck and godspeed.. apollo 11..
>>
File: 1557989188763.jpg (639 KB, 1280x1932)
639 KB
639 KB JPG
hey guys, pick a girl

hyuck hyuck hyuck
>>
>>52441572
Would be better if it was just femdom, and if it were Id choose B
>>
File: ontalogic1.png (39 KB, 640x640)
39 KB
39 KB PNG
A but a bit hairy.
>>
>>52441036
My best friend was a schizo, how low is your libido? You're taking medication, right? It's not meme schizophrenia you just use for attention online is it
>>
>>52440982
How tall are you? Pls be in burgerland and we can work out together
>>
>>52433496
>chinatown
>sake
wut
>>
>>52442683
They sell sake as well as rice wine & baijiu. Hell they even have hipster IPA's in my city's Chinatown
>>
>>52432772
>mfw the girl I like at work looks like E.
>She probably thinks I'm a creep.
God left me unfinished and laughs every second of it.
>>
>>52441516
>E is probably the worst, I'd happily fuck a cute, shapely fat girl but would have a hard time enjoying a really skinny, lanky girl.
More for me.
>>
>>52441036
I have. My father is schizophrenic. It can be a handfull but I think it would be harder for the person to be a lone.




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.