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Going to bed at a reasonable time edition
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i'm going to pretending acting like a pokegirl to get my scottish friend back ! how does that sound ?

desu i miss him so much, looks you guys like chika poster right ? i like my scottish friend way more than you guys will ever like chika, i really miss him you can't understand

thats how it feel to be in love with your friend (i'm just kidding i'm not really in love lol)
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love how blunt ebin is

>I went to the arse doctor who stuck a finger up, said there was evidence of anal fissures and haemorrhoids but I should have a colonoscopy which will also come in the mail.
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This weeb paki actually types all that shite out in a word document just to copy and paste it to be the first post.

Is there anything more pathetically sad?
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Friendly reminder there is nothing wrong with supporting delusions
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bums itchy
fml
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Missed my UC appointment today lads, they're going to take away my bennies. Listening to moonlight sonata.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/RagnarWeilandt/status/1128666814941204481
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>>52435216
staying up all night
>>52435230
you said you were going to be good and stop this gay meme
>>52435270
I bet he was a Paki
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>>52435256
He was diagnosed when He was younger. You're a newfag or baiting. Stop spreading bull shit
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>>52435280
Man, I really need to grow my back more.
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Ok, I'm going to go play a bit of vidya and have some snacks and hopefully you'll have simmered down a bit arguing about some mong tripfag when I get back for comfy night lad hours
>>52435282
Invest in some Eurax.
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how the fuck do I even get a gf in the UK. all the films taught me people go get coffee and dates and shit but none of that happens here
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>>52435275
you have to try the hard way to have a chance gaining your friend back, i can't give up yet
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>>52435326
BARNDOOR BACK DORIAN YATES STYLE BABY
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>>52435324
He thinks he saw a piece of paper saying he might have autism, he's never been assessed.

Stop bullshitting.
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>>52435338
try killing yourself you paki nonce cunt
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>>52435280
this but with trannies
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>>52435351
Why did his mum have it on her wall saying his son (ebin) was autistic?
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wahey lidders
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>>52435377
It's one of his other brothers fag.
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ebin is literally fucked

>want to get a job
>will no longer be deemed unfit for work
>autismbux cancelled
>can't pay rent
>either homeless or back at square 1 at family home

he's destined to sponge off the state for all eternity
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>>52435398
wish i was into feet, or girls smoking, must be pretty easy to see that stuff IRL
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>>52435398
>belle
This is pokimane mate. Suckable toes tbqh
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>>52435377
Because he's bringing in the big austimbux, Ebin was the breadwinner.

not him
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>>52435403
>>52435377
I remember the post and she said her 3 sons were all autistic
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Back from the shop. Some Deano said 'cheers geezer' when I held the door open for him
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Chinese food is fucking disgusting. They ruined some perfectly succulent beef with a sweet sauce that was way too overpowering

Nice one. I'll stick with American cuisine.
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>>52435438
should have decked him lad
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>>52435408
A lot of the girls at work takes their shoes off and walk around in their skirts and stockings. I'm not even into feet
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>>52435418
Google says it belle and it kind of looks like her, she has tons of slag pics but little to no footfag stuff.
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>>52435438
Based polite Deano

>>52435439
>american cuisine
I don't think that even exists
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Am I talking bullshit or did I genuinely hear once that one of Ebin's brothers is actually a tranny?
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I'm so bored I need a fat redbull
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>>52435443
corr take some creepshots for us lad
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>>52435408
nah, it's still incredibly subjective
you don't automatically like every and all girls who do it
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>>52435447
It's not her mate, I know my e-thots. It's pokimane, a league streamer found here: https://www.instagram.com/pokimanelol/?hl=en

And this is Belle Delphine
https://www.instagram.com/belle.delphine/?hl=en
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>>52435354
don't associate me with them please
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Never been into feet but I'm not a beta virgin lmao
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>about to go to bed
>get message from female friend inb4 normalfag REEEEEE
>it's some poem, pretty cute
>Ends message with "sweet dreams, Anon!"
>respond with another poem
>She says "I didn't expect you to answer"
>get talking from there, conversation ends 5 mins with her wishing me goodnight and telling me to get some sleep
Happiest I've felt in years
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>>52435467
Yea let me risk my job so I can get some creepshots for the lads lol. I'm not Poley

Having said, you can have my gym creepshot. She had a top tier arse
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>>52435339
IVe got fairly high bodyfat, so my back needs to be massive in order to look good
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>>52435490
I just google x person then feet.

Spot any good feeties then post them here lod
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>>52435216
Same lad, got a driving lesson in the mornin' dont wanna be late for that.
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Things have been strangely nice for the past 3 days lads and its concerning me cause its going too nice
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>>52435430
This

>>52435403
You're literally wrong.
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>>52435521
post the poem you sent please
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>>52435521
Thats fucking adorable Anon. She seems like a treasure. You best treat her well.

Dont think girl my age (29) behave like that these days. Shame.
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>>52435529
Poley went to far I'm not asking for nudes or upskirts, just the odd leg pic.

Go on
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>>52435567
Stop posting here and build off the momentum then lad
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>>52435567
quite the opposite for me lad, im hoping for an upswing soon
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>>52435567
I hope the next 3 are also nice
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>>52435288
Top tune at least lad
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>>52435544
Trick is to have a small waist to make your back look broader than it is
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Nothing like having a song stuck in your head all day everyday for a month
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>>52435569
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40477342/#q40479780
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am i right in thinking ebin returned and posted briefly a week or so ago? or was it another returning trip?
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>>52435567
Have a good time down your brothers?
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>>52435552
Dirty footfag. Unfortunately all my lewd pics are tits and arses and fannies
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Struggling to eat properly, don't look after myself, don't shower enough, don't brush my teeth enough, sleep too much and too little, don't go outside, wear the same clothes everyday, live in my bedroom, have no friends online or in real life, live with a toxic mentally ill family.

How is your life going lads?
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might have some ice cream
fuck everything
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>>52435650
How does this disprove that Ebin and his other brother doesn't have autism also?
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>>52435650
Yes, his brother has autism as well, well done.
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>>52435620
It best describes my anguish.

Anyone else here missed a pennies appointment and had to deal with all their bullshit? I'm not good with these situations, or situations at all.
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who do you think would win in an autism fight between ebin and his brother?
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>>52435664
It's alright lad, i'm eating ice cream

>>52435677
Wooo go for it lad
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>>52435663
>arses
literal shit holes
>fannies
taste like sweetcorn and tuna baguettes
>tits
Big bags full of sour milk
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>>52435664
Eating well lately, showering daily, working out, brush my teeth twice a day, sleep 7 hours minimum (but still tired all the time), work, change my clothes everyday, have a few close friends I speak to but rarely go out.

Doesn't sound bad but work is slowly killing me and the stress is overwhelming. As far as your situation goes I know it's generic advice but try getting a job and moving out lad
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>>52435710
>Big bags full of sour milk
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>>52435664
>How is your life going lads?
On the surface, very well. Deep down I have a constant existential angst and I am cripplingly lonely. Getting on a bit age wise, worried that life is slipping by and Ill just end up living and dying alone.
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Gonna get the big cheeseburger wurger meal with onion rings and tendie wendies from the Pizza wizza parlour this evening I think, lids. Oh and a box of cheesy chippy whippyies.
Lots of burger wurger sauce. That'll do lovely.
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>>52435611
Shame lad how are things not going your way right now? Hope shit gets decent for ya soon
>>52435618
Thanks fren feels good at the moment
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>>52435693
His older ponce looking brother or his younger tranny brother? Honestly Ebin has his flaws but he's a chad compared to them
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>>52435737
haha this is cIassic /britfeel/
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>>52435664
I spend years living like you after my doggo died and I got depressed, I was struggling to walk properly I was such a shut-in, first time I went outside people were giggling at my limping. Got so pissed I forced myself to go running again, just a few nights a week, and stretching every morning until I was better.

Force yourself to do a little each day and you will improve
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>>52435693
his brother is a gay transexual furry
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Bet Helper lad is regretting sharing his Apu collection now
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>>52435571
Poem was:
Now hollow fires burn out to black,
And lights are guttering low,
Square your shoulders, lift your pack,
And leave your friends and go.

Oh never fear man, nought's to dread,
Look not left nor right,
In all the endless road you tread,
There's nothing but the light

>>52435579
She really is one of the best people I've ever met, I treat as best I physically can not my girl sadly, missed my chance last year but still talk and hang with her because she's legitimately my closest friend.and admitted that if she weren't taken she'd happily go out with me
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>>52435687
>>52435680
Wasn't commenting lads was just providing source material.
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>>52435710
>literal shit holes
I said arses not anuses. It's all about the doggy style
>taste like sweetcorn and tuna baguettes
never tasted one but if they're clean I highly doubt that
>you're not supposed to suckle tits

Feet literally reek of sweat and other odours
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>>52435768
He didn't share it, some discord cunt saved all pics with his filenames and dumped them
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>>52435737
Fat diabetes cunt how about eating some home cooked food and going to the gym
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>>52435770
I'm a bit disappointed anon, I thought you meant that wrote your own poem
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>"U fookin wot mate? U from a different postcode?!?! Im gonna knock ya aaat!!!"

I just dont understand this philosophy
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>>52435802
stop raping little girls
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>Now hollow fires burn out to black,
>And lights are guttering low,
>Square your shoulders, lift your pack,
>And Ieave your friends and go.

>Oh never fear man, nought's to dread,
>Look not left nor right,
>In all the endless road you tread,
>There's nothing but the light
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>>52435770
>Now hollow fires burn out to black,
>And lights are guttering low,
>Square your shoulders, lift your pack,
>And leave your friends and go.
>Oh never fear man, nought's to dread,
>Look not left nor right,
>In all the endless road you tread,
>There's nothing but the light

I take back what I said earlier. Seems like she was telling you to fuck off and get lost
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>>52435802
It's human nature at the most primitive level. Very common among low IQ people i.e. the w*rking class.
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>>52435808
Dont tell me how to live my life. Oregano
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>>52435781
anuses are part and parcel of arses
clean fannies taste like salty copper coins
>he doesn't have a mummy fetish
>Feet literally reek of sweat and other odours
there fucking peng mate like readily salted or salt and vinegar crisps
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I don't understand poetry
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>>52435833
How can you live like this lad? Even if you were skinny fat you must be incredibly unhealthy and have a 90% chance of diabetes.

I would encourage you to cook your own food
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going for a spliff then going to drive around on spintires
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Is this the start of something great or should it be scrapped forever?
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>>52435852
>there fucking peng mate like readily salted or salt and vinegar crisps
Fucking hell lad this made me laugh.

But I do like feet though, mostly as part of my femdon/sub kink
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>>52435852
>vinegar smelling feet
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>>52435521
sounds nice anon. I actually got a smile reading that.
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things you hate about this thread?
>when people reply to bait or other posts but not your friendly post
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>>52435815
I'm so tired of your negative vibes in every single thread.
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you lads still think this is a cover up lol?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48280492
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i had a dream in which i got to visit France with my scottish friend, on romantic trip we would be tourists and we d love every minute spent there looking at the monuments and landscapes !

gosh will i ever get him back ?
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>>52435868
Is that from Oxford road in Manchester?
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>>52435883
me 2 :( its a waste of a post
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>>52435800
My man it was at 11, I lack the cognitive function to make my own poems
>>52435818
Anon that is the one I sent her
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>>52435883
Song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
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>>52435903
haha classic britfeel this like
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>>52435868
needs more apus lad
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>>52435874
I like feet but not into the femdom/sub stuff
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>>52435837
>Very common among low IQ people i.e. the w*rking class

Are you fucking kidding? Upper class people are way worse for this, working class people are more likely to make a joke about your accent, upper class people will dismiss everything about you because your street isn't in their part of town.

Maybe some groups are slightly less likely to get violent, but you could just as easily attribute that to fear of violence from being raised in a pampered environment.
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>>52435868
Needs a norf or two
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>>52435909
Glasgow but I used a 2008 version, there's a Greggs and a Dominos there now and a farmfoods

I should've just used this version but something felt off
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>>52435911
makes me feel like I'm unpopular or disliked somehow
sounds stupid but its true
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>>52435895
read somewhere that alot of pedos were nonced as kids
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>>52435946
This is completely detached from reality. The "postcode wars", i.e. people getting beaten and stabbed, do not happen amongst the upper classes.

Being snobby about where someone lives is completely different from violently attacking them because theyre in a neighbouring postcode.
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>>52435770
Mate you are literaly the definition of a beta orbiter. She is a cunt. So sad. Cut her out your life.
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>>52435960
what a tiny jobcentre. the one here is several thousand sqft and 3 floors
back in the 70s it was a monstrous 8 story building looming over the town which is still there in a completely delapedated state
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcrafHLfTk
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>>52435919
based, one of the best songs ever
>THE TOXICITY OF OUR THREAD, OF OUR THREAD
>YOU, WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?
>HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER
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Google street maps car drove past me today. Im gonna be on google maps lads!
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>>52435981
Not only this but a large portion of re-offending criminals were either the victims of sexual or physical abuse as children and then they go on to propagate often exactly what was done to them.
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>>52436010
im on at least 3 times that i know of, quite the famous lad these days
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>whaaa the poor nonces got diddled as kids :(
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>>52436003
There's loads of smaller job centres instead

They must spend more on all of this shite and running the welfare system than it'd cost to simply scrap it all, sell off the buildings, and give everyone universal basic income
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>>52435994
I addressed your second point at the end of my post, though I will add the fact that working class people rarely have a reason to adopt a "classist" bias, and as such complaining they care more about which area you're from is ultimately baseless.
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>>52435981
it's true, pederasty is a greek meme handled down from the ages from our Zeus
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>>52435994
Have you considered that might be because upper class people have other means of asserting their dominance and settling disputes? I.e through business decisions and the courts. Not the person you replied to btw
Also, look up white collar crimes
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>>52436005
shall we have a choon posting sesh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvetJ9U_tVY
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The upper classes are abunch self hating cuckolds anyways so fuck them

simple as
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>>52435868
looking good lad, I'm impressed
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>>52436074
t. bike stealing chav
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This little Israeli girl grew into an amazing artist

Truly inspirational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkhYYwF7XaU
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>>52436061
i'm off to bed pal but I'll leave you a choon. good natter while it lasted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68GkrZQbZw
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>>52436061
follow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCh4kCeNYU
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>>52436030
whos the anon who talks about getting molested all the time? bet he is a pedo
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>>52436081
Cheers, took a lot of clicking in paint.net

I get the idea people do it a lot easier these days but I don't know how
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>>52436055
>through business decisions and the courts
"Im taking you to court cuz you live in a different postcode"

>white collar crimes
None of them are based on postocodes.

You two cant seriously be denying the correlation between wealth/poverty and crime. The implication that the wealthy are just as likely to commit crimes than those living in poverty just isnt reflected in reality. Doubly so for violent crime, which is a crime against a human being, rather than a bureaucratic one.
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>he isnt from Norf Weezy
*stabs you*
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>>52436047
>ultimately baseless.
Well its not a working class thing, its a street gang thing, a much smaller subset of working class people.
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>>52436093
nowt wrong with appropriating posho cunts bikes then redistributing them to the council estate lads
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no big deal but got a pizza in the over lads
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>>52436113
Not him But I think about doing the op images but I don't have the template and I don't what to put "memes" to put in them
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>>52436159
quick, put it under!
aha *scruffs your hair*
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>>52436146
>nowt wrong with stealing working men's property and giving it to dolescum
Literal nigger mentality
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>>52436168
Same I could never get a hold of the templates
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>>52436159
Just finished my pizza wizza. Chicago town stuffed crust laoded cheese pizza, 1,800 calories kek
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As someone who's worked fast-food, including regular weekend night shifts, I found dealing with snobby middle class people to be a lot better than violent working class ones.

Drunk footy fans were by far the worst, followed by Somali teenagers, and then drunk students.
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>>52436168
>>52436179
If sagirinonce wasn't a stingy jew he'd post them but he's a cunt
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>>52436124
>You two cant seriously be denying the correlation between wealth/poverty and crime
I never did nor would I.

I AM however telling you that the mindset of looking down on people for living in different postcodes is far more prevelant among the types of social climbers who obviously place great value in class, postcode and background, and as I explained, working class people have little to no reason to care.

Nothing in this comment is relevant to your original claim.
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>>52436175
yes because Alexander the stockbroker is a working man
>he thinks I give them away like some street robbing hood
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>>52436179
He posted them a while back but I didn't think to save them because I wasn't able to make create anything back then.
>>52436193
Heard he's on discord maybe Mayuri can dm him and get him to post them.
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Ummmmm, based!
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Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
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Got an Apu in
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>>52435967
dw i appriciate you anon
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Holy fuck I completely forgot about mother's day
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>>52436516
that was the american one lad
uk one is in March
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>>52436526
oh thank fuck for that, I was feeling well bad
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i heard in murika they have mcdonalds day
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>>52436534
just kidding lad ure mum probably hates you now
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>>52435521
Haha this actually makes me want to cry.
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>>52436353
the state of thos pic... the queen vic inside a chinkies and np pizza wizza lad?
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suffering from sleep deprivation and listening to this and wobbling around in my chair to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXj8U9aps2Q
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just some lads celebrating ramadan
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>been at new job for just over a week
>my feigned confidence & sociability has already slipped
>they already think im a quiet weirdo
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>>52436630
>lad at the front
>his smug aura annoys me
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I could have joined a chav gang when I was a young teen, proper one like, a lot of them are now in jail for doing shootings and selling heroin. Wonder if it would have turned me into an 'ard cunt or I would still be a softy
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>>52436630
>yasin on the right
>his based aura enamors me
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>>52436630
these are meetups spergy over the over meetup mongs
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>>52436740
You want to try that again, chief?
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>on a date with a 50/10
>realise within 5 seconds of meeting her that I really don't have a chance with her
>at some place expensive (venue not chosen by either of us, just by chance)
>going surprisingly well but I put that down to my autistic delusion
>I'm like "hey, want to go somewhere else?" after about an hour, so she could be like "yeah actually I have to go home but thanks and c u later" and let me down softly
>turns out she is like "yeah totally, where?"
>im like "uhhh... spoons?"
>she accepts
>we head to spoons
>date continues for another three plus hours
>shoot the shit and have a good time
>don't get my dick wet
>never hear from her again

Be honest lads, how badly did I fuck up here?
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>>52436630
Based and redpilled lads who praise Kek on a daily basis
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>>52436744
these are meetup mongs sperging over the other meetup mongs*
dru k lad
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*paints double yellow lines along the full length of the thread*
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>>52436769
How long ago was it? Did you get in touch with her? She might be waiting on you texting her first
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>>52436834
Like two weeks ago, we both text eachother after but she started ghosting me.
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i overturned muh scout vehicle and have to rescue it from the side of a mountain. need to get above it and winch it back on to its wheels
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>>52436859
>i overturned muh scout vehicle
i, too, have made mistakes
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anyone elses discord down
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>>52436630
Poofs. Absolutely disgusting
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>>52436777
One is not like the other. One has Yasin, based paki mustachioed paparazzo. The other has Poley...
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>>52436961
wait
no
fucking
way
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>>52436889
fun isn't it. bit nerve wracking at times though. now i need to either get both vehicles to the top of this mountain or try get the big truck back to base. the scout's good but i have toppled it a few times
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>>52436961
>based paki mustachioed paparazzo
he's a fat brown muslim tory faggot
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>>52436961
paki vs paki

nice one civnat

you're both cancerous faggots
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM7MFYoylVs
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>>52436992
What is poley?
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>>52437017
A totally different beast but no one pretends he's based
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>>52437027
But yasin has the blog logs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gQWq5Y3sXc
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Ant lads watching embrace the serpent? Its like hundred years of solitude and heart of darkness put together in a film. v. good.
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>>52436630
>One of them looks about 12

Yasin is a paedo confirmed. Sending this shot to Guardians of the North and C.O.S.T
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think i might have fucked up my one friendship
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>>52437080
You're so desperate moni
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>>52436889
i just made a big mistake and tried winching up the mountain. when i put the brake on and tried to swap winch points i rolled back down the mountain. did 2 full rolls. completed the roll over achievement now, and the climber 1 as i must have rolled for 50+ metres. strange as it's for climb a steep hill for 50m but...
dark now though and i need to get this vehicle back on its wheels, again
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yes, porn magazines and argos catalogues will make a come back when the porn ban kicks in
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>>52437138
you rolled the type A or the type C?
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mum and dad were on a train that hit a bloke today, madness
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Why is helper lad talking about young men and willies?
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I was playing on my ds feeling nostalgic thinking I'll play this all night and then I remembered I have a job so I'm off for my 6 hours and then a depressing day at work
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>>52437155
type A
back on its wheels now. need ton re plan this route i reckon, but it's 12 am in game so want to wait till light.
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>>52437217
He's giving the other nonces in the thread a dog whistle, mate.
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just found out that limp bizkit did it all for the nookie
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Does anyone have a pic of apu with his willy out?
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>>52437281
Yeah loads, what's it worth to you?
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>>52437281
>Does anyone have a pic of apu with his willy out?
all yours my fren
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>>52437247
He really needs putting down
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gonna go in to town in the morning to support my local gaming store and buy some pokemon cards
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>>52437281
>Does anyone have a pic of apu with his willy out?
yes
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bunch a fuckin' frog noncers in this thread wtf
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>Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Help Helper Lad is making a reference to the fact that he is likely holding some poor young lad hostage in his bedsit. He has drugged him with viagra or that this lad previously thought that he "was well hard". It's difficult to decode.

>Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
He's plainly announcing to the other noncenesters in the thread that he is going to nonce most of the world's kids if not stopped.

>You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Another reference to the debased, cruel and relentless physical violence ''''''help''''''' '''''helper''''' lad metes out onto his victims.

>Waving your willy all over the place
Help Helper lad doesn't even care about being too subtle, he wants to rub your face in it.
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Buddy, you're a young boy, big dick
Playing in the street, gonna take it up the arse one day
You got cum on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your willy all over the place
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Haha the epic everyone I don't like is a nonce sulk poster is back
I missed him and his gaslighting
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>>52437364
>Still thinks it's one person
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

comfy nighttime viewing
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hahah it's not just me its me plus my larps
based gaslighter
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>>52437385
classic britfeel there mate have a good cry top britfeel
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>>52437385
I'm sorry but you're legit thick and paranoid
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>>52437379
liar. you're trying to make it uncomfy
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fucking KEK.
this needs an apu x norf edit
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>>52437385
It's Yasim and his discord bumboys they go after "personalities" for the epic lulz and to it stick to them "thread ruining" lods even though they're themselves thread ruining personalities.
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Ebin pooed the bed when we met in Scarborough.
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>>52437449
>yasim
trip on amer
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Moni's on a right seethe kek
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>>52437466
lad, I rarely turn my laptop off it's always on sleep and I haven't updated it in ages
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>>52437449
it is true, zeus started it for the norf meetup and the saddest edgelords joined and started coordinating attacks in the thread

helphelper is part btw
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Lads my mum watches katie hopkins, what do?
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>saddest edgelords
wew he really is throwing a strop
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>>52437466
install gnu+linux
your suffering will soon be replaced by a hobby
and also suffering
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>>52437515
M8 you are pathetic and so is your discord. grow up.
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>Never was an end to the Yazim and Zeus storyline.
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>>52437541
I'm neither yasin or a discord user, try again
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What are the nigthlids up to?
I just rolled a j going to smoke it while watching Buffy then eat my happer shopper cornetto
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Lads, I keep looking at army surplus stuff online and I'm getting paid Friday and there's a surplus store not too far from me. Should I go spunk my money off tomorrow?
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are people really mad about britfeel users taking piss out of tripfags
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I, the discord boogeyman, am responsible for 9/11.
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>>52437579
britfeel has always at least two sulky moos sulking over some worthless shite.
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>>52437579
it's a sad group of people who want to take over the thread with the discussions they should have on discord
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discord mongs are seething over being called out by the nightguard
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>>52437602
i prefer reading people taking the piss out of tripfags than moni talking about plan b
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>>52437563
Watching this Riviera thing and relaxing with my cat
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throwback to hostlad stuttering through text
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>>52437613
take it to the norf fc discord lad then
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>>52437630
t. edgbastcuck
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Can't believe I just got called a fucking "moo"
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>>52437630
There's a fucking norf fc discord what the fuck
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SCARY ONE TONIGHT LADS
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>>52437643
whats a mook?
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Personalities are more cancerous than tripfags. FACT
Fuck you all
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>>52437702

what if by virtue of your own strong personality you end up unwittingly becoming one?
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guess what, i got my scottish friend back so no need to post this anymore !


.... just kidding i still haven't got him back yet, it will takes more time than i expected, all i ever wanted to do with was taking some touristic trip to france, visiting and watching pokemon together like the good friend we are
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>>52437756
i#M A w3Ak fUK
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Personality will not be tolerated.
Individuality, eccentricity, uniqueness.
They are irrelevant.
You will be assimilated.
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>>52437769
>guess what, i got my scottish friend back so no need to post this anymore !
Thank fu-
>.... just kidding
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>>52437769
Plot twist
this poster has been the Scottish friend all along and they're wishing someone cared about them this much
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Things that automatically make you a vile humans being
>being a nonce
>being a racist
>being a sexist
>being homophobic
>being transphobic
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>Things that automaticaIly make you a vile humans being
>>being a nonce
>>being a racist
>>being a sexist
>>being homophobic
>>being transphobic
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time to go snoozy bye ;PPPP
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>>52437884
please learn english before postings agains s
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>>52437964
Fuck all wrong my English you cheeky yank cunt
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>>52437985
shut up ye swiss wanker
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>>52437996
I'm a northern soldier ye sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, nonce.
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>>52438033
i'm not standing for this
*reports your post to the internet police*
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>>52438063
Listen fella I don't give a fuck. I shagged your mum for a pint of Stella and pissed on your bed sheets
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>>52438152
it's all being recorded
you done goofed.
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>>52438160
I'm not laughing lad. Sit down and shut up
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Do you think its possible to fart so loud that you could set a car alarm off?
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>>52438238
it would have to be loud but i think you could do it
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>>52438181
snorezzlepops
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>>52438343
listen fella i shoved one of your anime figures up my arse as your mum chocked on my dick
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i did it again. going to have to take it back to HQ to repair this time
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>>52438366
i don't think that's how ya spell choked, fella
also
>you insert anime figures into yer arse
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>>52435664
I've been back at my university house for the exam period where I basically degenerate into what you are. Haven't been shopping for 5 days since I got here and have been eating just pasta with pesto lol
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>Mel Gibson and Shia Labeouf will be starring in an upcoming movie called 'Rothchild' which is about a wealthy powerful family

You can't make this shit up
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a song for those late night feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8EhJ9gS28
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I can't believe i've only just heard of James Blake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nJg0jBqj5I
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welp its nearly 3am, time for me to walk 30 minutes to the gym
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>>52438512
why are you going to the gym at this hour?
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*turns on night light* can't sleep without this can I now. nighty night lids xx
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>>52438521
Im nocturnal atm.
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go to sleep
you'll be fineee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOEU_RdLGTU
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>>52438554
has its benefits though, a completely empty gym must be very comfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-uH1TAGe0I
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im not lazy i just have zero self confidence
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>>52438509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kFVt5vvq54
His S/T debut album is also good.
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>tfw no bald patch asian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YCZ-IS6Aso
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eek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvqEcS4OqA
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>>52439160
Phwoar do you think they'd let us join if we say we're feminist female identifying lads?
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>>52439242
they said they take tranners and non binarys. just become 1 of xem
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>>52439253
Can I say I'm one of xem but not actually take hormones, change how I dress, look and act?
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I actually had a pretty good social life at uni purely out of luck because I moved in to a house of random people for the last two years and they turned out to be very outgoing. I got carried hard and had the best time of my life especially in 3rd year when I started to go out with them regularly. Some of them were Chadlites and they knew loads of attractive girls and had them over for pres regularly, I was so fucking lucky that they were so nice to me, it's the only time in my life I ever have and probably ever will experience the life of a normie.

The problem is, I stayed on to do a Master's degree and they all left, this was three years ago and now I don't know anyone here and have zero friends.
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>>52439338
yep.
film yer first "fight" for the lads, wahey
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ive gone and worked my way over to the weird part of youtube again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6qgP0H0g8
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>>52439352
Getting cold feet now lad, they look like a bunch of scary biscuits just looking at the thumbnail
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>>52439380
oh, have you not watched the video.
i'm the leader, captain hairy pits fanny basher, they call me. i've signed you up for the next event lass
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>>52439424
Yeah sorry I have reasons for not watching it
>ugh broadly
>watching some tv series
I'll need to start training tomorrow. I don't think I'll win, but we can make some money doing fraudulent bets if we already know that I'm going to get mauled by a bunch of freaky looking butch beans so at least there's that.
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>>52439456
and don't forget you'll be getting mauled by xims n xers as well. we welcome all here. as long as yer not a filthy willy haver
*spits on the floor*
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>>52439481
I will die for my xisters
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>>52439242
I might go down and say I want to be incel villain in their gay wrestling but I don't want to be charge for rape then I pop a boner when I have one in a choke hold
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doing my duty and bumping the thread
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>>52440461
we should just let it die for once so when all the daylivers open up r9k theyll be all confused like.
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>>52440506
this going to stop posting
a wee nightguard prank
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Woke up at midnight, just been snoozing and watching youtube in bed because I didn't want to wake anyone up
coffee and music time lads
don't have the feeling of impending doom today which is nice
hope everyone is ok
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Haha imagine being Br*tish
Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahshshhahagahagaghahahahagahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahshhahahahahahajajahahajajahahhahahahahbabahahahabahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahagahahahhahahahahahahah
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>>52435330
chika pls do not say such nonsense about yourself
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Neighbour is already outside his front door, drinking
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Just woke up lads. Horny as fuck
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I'm loving the sun. It wakes me up every morning around 5.30 before my alarm goes off.
Having a nice relaxing sit down whilst browsing /britfeel/ before leaving to work.

Bloomer summer is coming.
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My dad is trying to talk me into painting the fence
fuck off I pay my board, why should I waste my time and ruin my clothes
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>>52435664
You described me, every single one of those things is me. The only exception is the too little sleep part, get at least 8 hours most days, and usually fall asleep somewhere around morning or early noon. Ear plugs are a lifesaver.
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>>52441832
How much rent do you pay anon?
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>>52441832
Maybe he wants you to do it together and have a bonding experience?
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>>52441869
150 a month plus whatever he can swindle out of me

>>52441870
that is a lovely thought but i'm not into that
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Thoughts on 'trannies'?
I've been growing out of my epic gamer-bro phase, but 'trannies' are the one sticking point where I can make my mind up.
On one hand, it's their choice, and it makes them happy, etc etc.
But on the other, I find it extremely destructive, especially post-op.
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>>52441891
I think people should be able to live their lives however they choose so long as they aren't causing problems for other people. Can't say I approve of self medicating with non perscribed drugs due to the health risks but I understand that it's very difficult to get help from the NHS. The surgery is straight up mutilation, but if it makes you as a person happier then do what you want.
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https://youtu.be/nl_qkXh3enQ

>Be nonce
>Be talking to kids online.
>Get stung by hunters
>Call your grandad nonce to come help.
>He turns up and a fight between nonce hunters and nonce family begin

Nonces are calling on increasingly desperate allies as the Nonce - Nonce Hunter War escalates.
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>>52441891
The ones I've met have been decent enough people. It's a difficult and complicated situation and I havent put in enough research to have a firm opinion on trans people as a whole
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>>52441890
>150 a month
Paint the fence you sponge
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>>52441948
They need a 2nd cameraman for when it kicks off. Also
>clown apu profile pic
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>>52441989
I guess you could say that the hunters are amongst us.
:)
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>>52441832
Lad family help each other out from time to time. Help him paint the fence you lazy cunt.
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>>52441890
Do you get food bought for you and cooked for you for that 150?
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>>52441890
How big is the fence?
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>>52442004
but you faggots say apu is noncey
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>>52441890
I mean it depends on your circumstances really, if you're 18 and on the dole or studying then charging you rent is tight as fuck. On the other hand if you're 30 and well paid then I think >>52441987 has a point
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>>52441948
no footage of the "fight" how disappointing
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>>52442014
No man i'm 22 and take care of all my own shit minus electricity
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>>52442023
average semi detached garden, won't take him long
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>>52441948
I love watching stings. The nonces need someone to beat the shit out of them, and then the hunters too just for being smug pricks.

>2:03
>that's my biological name
lmao
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>>52441987
>>52442013
I don't want to fuck my clothes up
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>>52442040
i'm 22 and take home about 1400 a month so 150 seems fair to me
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>>52441948
La criatura ingIesa...
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sup lads. where the comfy threads at one the internet today? need something casual to follow along with while wagecucking.
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>>52442067
Why are you not moving out?
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>>52441948
>5:15
>better watch out
I'm losing my shit
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>>52442077
seems like a waste of money really, I have a decent size room so I wouldn't be gaining much
I'd rather try and build some decent savings up over the next few years for a deposit on a house to get a mortgage easily when I do want to move out
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>>52442062
I'm all for nonces getting arrested but the justice system exists so that vigilante lynch mobs can't just accuse people of crimes and get their heads kicked in. My other problem with these hunters is their massive ego's. By posting these vids online for approval and praise they risk the case in court. If these people truly cared about the children they claim to protect, then why not just give all the evidence to the police. All that being said watching nonces flip out is pretty fucking funny desu.
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>>52441948
what kind of moralistic autist actually does shit like this? 14 year olds have sex, like sex, and can consent.
guillotine yourselves.
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>>52442096
So you realise you're paying well below market rate despite being capable of moving out and still feel put upon being asked to paint a fence?
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>>52442120
Of course they can consent... with other 14 year olds. Not 30 year old dodgy dave who can groom them for his own pleasure. Young people are easily manipulated which is why age of consents exist.
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>>52442140
FUCK OFF IM NOT PAINTING THE PISSING FENCE DAD
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>>52442153

Once someone consent, the age of the other participant is irrelevant.
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How are laws even enforced... like, it's not like I own or am forced to read an official list of laws. Can I not just act oblivious, "weeell i didnt know the age of consent is 16, no one told me!"
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>>52442153

>30

The guy in the video was 19
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>>52442159
Shit bait famalamalam
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>>52442174
The police take the view that 'ignorance is not an excuse'. This is the same when people get arrested for stupid shit in other countries.
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>>52442153
maybe the law should account for grooming rather than criminalising something across the board. And if you don't think that 14 yos are much more toxic partners than older people, you obviously can't remember your teenage years.

Also children aren't inherently so dependent on others (although children aren't as incompetent as you think, even in this present state ; they can know their own feelings, and they don't need someone coming in and saying otherwise) ; the state of childhood is a product of the structure of the family and the education system.

also fuck you
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>>52442181

It's not bait, you implied that a 14 and 14 year old is fine, but a 14 and 30 year old isn't.

If the 14 year old can consent (with the other 14 year old) then there is no reason she can't with the 30 year old too
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>>52442174
You could become a freeman on the land and film yourself arguing with the police and judges so that the /britfeel/ lads can laugh at you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU
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The de facto age of consent pre-rotherham used to be 13, they ruined it for everyone else
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Going to bed now lads, escape the pain for 8 hours
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>>52442177
>19
So you've got somebody who is at university/working age surrounded by a much more adult life who is significant more mature. This man can legally drive, smoke and all the other things available to adults. Now compare that to a 14 year old girl, who's still in school, has little insight into adult life and is desperate for the attention of boys and others. Absolutely 100% an argument there for grooming and being a nonce.
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>>52442248

Why isn't the 14 year old boy a groomer then too
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Mummy made me a fry up again
eating it while listening to David Starkey on LBC rant about middle class wankers
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Got a telephone interview in a minute
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>>52436630
Why does Yazim get to have white friends? It's not fair
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>>52442266
Because he's just as stupid and naive as the 14 year old girl
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>>52442248
>a relationship where one person knows more cannot be healthy
okay lol keep living in your fantasy land where relationships are entirely equal all of the time. I guess if you have a PhD, you can't date anyone who doesn't also have one.
How do you go through life with these half-baked assessments which are so obviously have just IDEOLOGY-OSMOSIS'd their way into your 80IQ brain?
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Im autistic the government take care of me, I get 560 pounds a month no appointments ever and the doctors give me medical grade amphetamine, life is good
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>>52442195
The 30 year old in this hypothetical could use his higher intellect to manipulate the wee lass into doing something she usually wouldn't.
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>>52442350

And least we don't need to worry about you manipulating 14 year olds then with your not existant intellect
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I just want to be big and strong lads. What's your gym routine? Also do you do cardio before or after weights?
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>>52442322

sad, I get 1200 and benzos
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>>52442322
>medical grade amphetamine
what's that then?
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>>52442365
Fuck off, annoying monkey.
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>>52442195
>If the 14 year old can consent (with the other 14 year old) then there is no reason she can't with the 30 year old too
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Noncehunter on the right
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>>52442357
The standard britfeel response; "hurr durr you're thick". It's pretty much why there is a law you hebephile.
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>>52442370
>benzos
Enjoy your brain damage.
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>>52442274
A comfy and based start to the day lad. But why isnt mummy at work
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Is going to uni worth it? I am thinking about going but really cant be assed dealing with hordes of normies, pakis, and other third world imports
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plumber's back talking to himself the absolute mad man
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>>52442365
Got relatively big in a short period of time by hitting the gym everyday, do big weight 6 rep exercises, do like 5 or 6 sets. Compound movements. Eat a lot of carbs and protein.

I don't even do cardio but I don't need to lose fat so there's that. It uses calories so ensure you eat very well. It can also reduce muscle mass and alter the muscles metabolic rate so keep it low.

Good luck lad go get big aha. Also stretch.
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>>52442463
The last natural has a great program

https://youtu.be/0uv4S4JN7Ks
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>>52442425
Mummies my grannies carer, I came here to look after granny while mummy goes shopping.
Starkeys going on a based rant about the blacks and David Lammy.
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>>52442447
whos the plumber?
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>>52442490
yer ma lol
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>>52442490
anons new dad
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>>52442377
alri Mikhail
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lads ive made a new signature, should i change all my cards and documents so they have the new on?
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>>52442446
>3 years of not wageslaving
>a degree at the end of it
>free money from student loans
>potential social life
>work experience
Seems alright to me lad might as well. Oh and the fact will most likely never pay it back and it doesn't affect your credit rating. Just fuck about for 3 years at the expense of others.
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>>52442473
This is actually pretty great. I personally go more on sets and spend 2 hours in but you can build the recovery and stamina quickly and get to that point. Then gains flow aha. That physique isn't that unachievable. It's just sticking to it, eating well and being patient.
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>telephone interview
>Do you have unspent criminal convictions
>No

Do I even bother going to the assessment day next week?
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>tfw no a.i. gf to always be upbeat and cheer me up with no problems of her own.
https://youtu.be/_R_Vk5s_N70
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why do women fall in love with cunts
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>>52442564
Unless you are applying for your absolute dream role where honesty is key then just lie about it. Does the role require any additional vetting? If not they'll never find out.
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>>52442589
Because those cunts are still better than your self pity
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>>52442547
You need to stop using those graphite mugs lad.
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>>52442603
>Does the role require any additional vetting?
It's a pretty big company, they probably will though I don't know for sure
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>>52442547
Is stalker better than fallout? whack some sudocream on it
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>>52442589
Because when they're alone they chill those niggas out
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>>52442617
should've thought about that before you broke the law amer.
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>>52442365
>>52442463
Can you gain bros give me some advice. I quit the gym becuase of anxiety but I've stopped feeling sorry for myself and will be going back shortly. Do I just continue lifting from where I left off or should I do less weight?
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>>52442619
>is stalker better than fallout

Yes lad
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>>52442627
Can't wait for the day deadnaming becomes illegal
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>>52442642
How so? Might illegally download it
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>>52442627
Hard to think clearly when you've got a raging hard on
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>>52442617
If you got past the telephone interview and they invited you to the assessment centre then they must not care about your record. I work with a guy that does telephone interviews and anybody they didn't want would never have been invited to go further in the process.
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>pakis males and white women are talking to each other on the bus
>The pakis are asking why women kiss other women
>Woman says that "when we are pissed, we'll kiss anyone"
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>>52442643
Not him but what did you get for stalking that polish lass?
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>>52442643
It will never be illegal, it's not against the law for somebody to call you something you dislike.
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Can someone get the nonce hunters on Amer? I wanna see Gazza bash his fucking head open.
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>>52442653
Their opinion night have been different if I was honest about my record
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Glad to be here at ground zero of Poley's newest plan to get some.
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Moni seething over white women again like the dirty paki mess he is.

Is Yasim a paki too?
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>>52442643
>deadnaming
IT'S MA'AM
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>>52442614
It legit does look like a picked up graphite lad
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>>52442671
My bad I didn't read your post correctly. So you've already lied given them some details and by the sounds of it they haven't checked it. I'd say go but if they mention anything about additional screening/vetting then just decline and go elsware. Is it 10 years until its spent in the UK?
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>>52442647
More interesting environments and lore, more incentive to explore, a far stronger focus on survival and horror elements
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>>52442643
kek. it'll only be your deadname if you ever commit sudoku.

>>52442649
i can agree with that desu. all i've ever done is ruined relationships with female friends by asking them for nudes tho.
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>had another being at uni and accidentally going to the wrong lecture dream

it's been 7 years since I graduated fucks sake
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>>52442665
It's already socially illegal

>>52442674
Playing Magic the Gathering is the plan

>>52442682
Damn right it is

>>52442694
Cool, so just potentially waste a day off from work

I've got another 3 and a half years
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>>52442713
>It's already socially illegal

I'll bite
Go on what is the punishment?
Outcast socially? you already are
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my spirit level is at an all time low desu
failing health, isolated from the world outside of my room, only feel negative emotions about myself and my life
i dont even realise i am crying sometimes
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Any lads into Black Sabbath? Master of Reality is an incredible album. Always get a hard on when Sweet Leaf comes on.

Pic related.
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>>52442808
only listened in passing before if one song i liked was on a playlist, but sat down and listened to the whole of that album this year, and yeah, it's some real g shit.
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>>52442808
A highlight of my life was hearing them play Sweet Leaf live while passing round a joint
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>>52437506
smother her with a pillow, its for the best
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Painfully sodomising /britbots/ is the final redpill.
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>>52442761
you know, i actually respect amer's commitment to become a tranny troll. he just wants attention from us all and has gone so far as to make himself even more of a target for the rest of his life, just so he can pull the t-card.
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>>52442857
>highlight of my life was hearing them play Sweet Leaf live while passing round a joint
Real boomer hours
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How does it feel to live in Orwellian shithole? https://twitter.com/RagnarWeilandt/status/1128666814941204481
>pic unrelated
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MR CROWLEY
DUN DUN DUN
WONT YOU RIDE MY WHITE HORSE
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where can i make weeb friends irl?
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>>52442914
MR CROWLEY
BREAKFAST WRAP
KETCHUP OR BROWN SAUCE
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>>52442632
depending how long its been, start off a little less and figure out what level you're on
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>>52442932
such a great britfeel comment
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>>52442910
How does it feel to bee a weeb pedophile?
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>>52442932
What's that spongy yellow thing between meat and cheese?
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>>52442927
anime or comic shop maybe? Anime cons, gaming lans.
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>>52442968
Egg retard
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>>52442968
A sponge, to dry up the excess grease before
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>mum found the egg sponges
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>>52442980
Doesn't look like egg to me.
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>>52442968
>>52442980
yeah, that's egg. one of the two types mcdonald's breakfast provides. the other is the one they put in the mcmuffins. the one is the breakfast wrap, which used to be in the big breakfast, is more supposed to simulate scrambled egg. the mcmuffin egg is more like a hard boiled egg disc.
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fuck off m*slim
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>blonde boi at opticians didn't talk or look at me
>report him for being rude
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>3 relatives have died in the space of a month
Gee thanks life
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anyone else remember the big breakfast bun
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>>52443028
>>52442932
looks so grim
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>>52443034
that was me, i dont look a m*slims
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>>52443036
You this guy ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48011075
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>step sister saw the smegma shrine

my life is over
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lads im moving to the uk

give me any advice/tips you have
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>>52443036
That's rough lad. Hope the rest of the year is less painful for you
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>>52443106
>im moving to the uk
from where and which city?
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>>52443106
oh god no stop, flee whilst you still can
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>>52443106
Give way to the right and if you are paying more than 3.50 a pint you are in the wrong place
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>>52443096
Unfortunately not since he's rolling in it and I'm skint as arseholes
>>52443110
Cheers man, hope so too. The first two I wasn't especially shaken up about since they were very distant relatives I wasn't that close to/hadn't seen in years. But today I had to watch my nan die in pain in hospital, and that was fucking rough. I'll never forget the sound of her death rattle
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>>52443116
toronto to liverpool
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>to liverpool
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>>52443168
what makes you say that anon, please help me
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>>52443158
>liverpool
why? Uni?
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>>52443175
>why? uni?
yeah
should i move somewhere else after?
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>>52443170
its the detroit of the uk
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>>52443194
>its the detroit of the uk
damn i fucked up
where would you recommend
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>>52443158
watch out, lad. there's a notorious cult around there known locally as the Church of Cilla. Cilla was apparently a deity who transcended time and space to watch over liverpool, and be england's last line of defence when the End Times begin. of course, the only way to summon Cilla is for the followers (known as 'alfies') to commit suicide. it's a dangerous group and is currently being investigated by scotland yard. don't say i didnt warn you, mate.
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>>52443194
>the detroit of the uk
that's Hackney. Liverpool isnt that bad just a bit shitty
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>>52443202
Devon or cornwall. Somewhere along the south west coast really. Very few pakis and blacks.
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>>52443210
>pakis and blacks.
didnt think Liverpool had that many
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>>52443222
But what it has in abundance is scousers. Far worse.
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clean your willy today it stinks
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>>52443209
hackney doesn't really have the same post industrial hellscape vibe though
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we have the blog logs
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>>52443106
use a tripcode or people won't respect you on this board
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>>52443106
Bomb a semi-detached house as soon as you arrive.
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>browsing just chatting section on twitch
>all the white girl streamers have their tits out and look like sluts
>all the asian girls are dressed modestly and look nice

I will say though, Korean streamers are eating 90% of the time and it's annoying as fuck lids
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>>52443318
>Korean streamers are eating 90% of the time
i'd like to mukbang their arseholes lad desu
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can animals be nonces
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I've started unironically jerking off to interracial.
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>>52443339
well i think you're proof of that lad
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>>52443339
humans are animals babe
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>>52443353
no but I mean like a monkey raping a baby monkey
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>>52443318
>>52443332
>yank girl mukkbang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ke7Xf5HN0
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>>52443365
Monkeys can be proper cunts so probably
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I keep hearing things, lads. Doing my head in a bit.
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>>52443365
exists in penguins at least
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>>52442808
My favourite album and Sweet Leaf is excellwnt. Not listened to them in a while though.
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>>52443122
>paying more than 3.50 a pint you're in the wrong place
You bloody northerners. Pay a fiver a pint in London all the time.
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>>52443403
I'm pretty sure all animals share the same basic instincts as humans in that they aren't sexually attracted to their own offspring or ones have haven't reached maturity yet because in both cases it doesn't pass on their genes
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>>52443469
why are there nonce humans then
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>>52443487
Because those people have mental defects, they're an anomaly
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>>52443495
and animals can't have mental defects?

ya spaz
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>>52443318
Been browsing a bit more and I double down on my statement, these white girls are just camwhores. No wonder everyone has yellow fever, cannot imagine being in a relationship with a literal prostitute
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>>52443469
Animals do fuck their siblings/parents/children.
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>>52443499
I never said they couldn't lad, we're just talking about the majority here

>>52443520
I mean yeah there might be recorded cases but I highly doubt that's normal because it serves no biological purpose and almost no animal has sex for pleasure
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>>52443545
we're not, the question was literally "can animals be nonces" lmao, nobody was asking if all cats are kitten fuckers
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>>52443542
Didnt know you were a therapy lad. What's the diagnosis?
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saw a video recently of a woman wanking off a horse. bit weird. he kept trying to get away
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>>52443562
OK well in that case yes at some point at some time 1 animal has probably fucked another animal that is sexually immature
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>>52443564
the diagnosis is being a ban-evading avatarfag
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i tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
getting freaky in the sheets were taking body shots
then i finish with a facial just to top it off
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Haha is that fat nonce helper getting banned now? Based mods
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Hello to the lad I bump into on another board
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Why are pepperamis so expensive? 1.30 for a thin stick of ""pork"" that you can finish in 3 bites? Are they having a laugh?
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teenagers are so beta nowadays they don't even bully me on the bus
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Got a pack of mozzarella that's a month out of date, will it be ok to eat? It's sealed in brine and air tight bag
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New thread

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>>52443627

>>52443627

>>52443627

>>52443627

bollock cock fanny wank
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>>52443623
PC world gone mad
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>>52442643
It already is illegal, it's transphobic.
Not just offensive, it's an offence.
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