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when a guy asks how many men you've slept with, what's a good number to tell him? what's a number that's realistic, not too slutty and not too prudish. I made the mistake in the past of saying my actual number but i won't do that again.
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>>52442123
it's okay to have had a high number of sexual partners OP ; why would you want to settle down with puritanical idiots?
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>>52442123
2/3 when you're around 18 years old 5/6 when you're in your 20s. sorry to hear tho that your actual number is 0 because you obviously are a guy LARPing
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>>52442130
>AKA future cat lady posting
>>52442147
It's fucking disgusting, quit letting the whole town get a turn slut.
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>>52442160
>It's fucking disgusting, quit letting the whole town get a turn slut.
you're just mad you don't get any
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>>52442175
That's like me being mad I have my own trash can, and not a public dumpster outside my house.
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>>52442160
thanks for correctly gendering me
:^)
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>>52442208
I'll slap on whatever gender you want if you look cute enough. Otherwise you are just trash.
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>>52442187
you fuck trash cans? lmao
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>>52442123
>I know i'm just a used up fuckhole but i won't even own it
Nobody gives a shit if you're a whore, just own it. Lying whores however are another story.
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>>52442301
You have access to the most powerful bio-computer on the planet. The Human brain. It can store more data than all the disk/server space on the planet. This is the best you could come up with?
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>>52442123
Say something like 2.
If you say 0 and is old, its a red flag
Same with alot of people at young age
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>>52442414
Thinking like this is a red flag. Slut.
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>>52442123
Telling him you're a virgin is the only thing you can do in situations like this. Anything else and he won't be able to look at you the same way ever again.
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>>52442123

Twenty to thirty is fine.

Im at 30 something
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>>52442123
zero
why? you expect to be with a man if you're not a virgin? what man wants to be with a prostitute
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>>52442445
It's not fine only because you did it, roastie
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I really don't care how many guys my gf has been with. Makes no difference to me. She doesn't care how many girls I've been with. Though she does get upset when I mentioned the number of guys I've had in my b-hole. Hmm.
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>>52442483
Does she care about the number of girls you've let peg you?
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>>52442483
does she care about the amounts of soi you consume?
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Can you motherfuckers try to not fall for obvious, low effort bait for once in your sad lives?

As for you, OP: Kill yourself.
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>>52442579
Kek
I remember that thread.
She got toasted.
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If you act really innocent and you can add one for every year you are passed 17
If your social media show that you are open about your sexuality (such as sexy pictures) it will be harder to believe
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>>52442472

I'm male you dip.

And yes, it IS fine. Because we're at a similar level. Though the woman probably more because women are mostly whores.
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>>52442668
But I mean start at one for 17 and add one for each year
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>>52442497
Nah I've only had one girl peg me. It doesn't bother my gf because the girl was a very butch lesbian.

>>52442502
Yeah she'd definitely leave me if I was one of those entitled socialist man-children. She's Jewish and we both voted for trump.
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>>52442670
the fuck are you doing here then? leave
>inb4 laughing about you losers XDD
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Imagine actually keeping count lmao. Who fucking cares.
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>>52442123
Damn uhh thot patrol we got a situation
originally of course
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>>52442123
Anyone who settles for a non virgin girl is a cuckold
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23 year old guy. I'm at 56
Which seems like a lot to some people, but when you consider it, if you're having sex with a new woman once or twice a month like a normal single guy it's not even brag worthy
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If you aren't honest and he fucks you, it's rape by omission you filthy whore
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>>52442301
Lmao

>>52442321
t. seething incel
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>>52444097
Back to tumblr, sjw scum

>>52442123
My gfs body count is in the 80s but im cool with it bc im in the 40s
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>>52442123
If your actual number is zero, the only men going to turn you down are random Chads looking for pump'n'dumping.

(People will anyway happily pump'n'dump a virgin girl, tho).

If your "body count" is one or more dicks, then you're a slut, because it means you let some random dude pumping and dumping you - it doesn't matter if it was only one man in a 10+ years long relationship: you chose the wrong dude for getting dicked. A good man just won't ever stop loving you.

>TLDR: your vagina is your most precious asset. Real men prefer debtless virgin with no mental illnesses. Good luck!

one more note.
I was accidentally asked out by a chubby girl who had to wait 8 hours before boarding a plane. We spent that time together, had dinner, and then I drove her to the airport.

>be me, first time in my life I'm having dinner with a girl
>talking about everything after spending a nice afternoon together
>she eventually decides to play the "experienced girl" part and tells me she throw her virginity away when she was 19
>my feelings for her instantly die
>she notices my face grossed out and realizes I'm not a random Chad demanding her "experience"
>decided to not to ruin the date and made up a story about me being a very religious man
>she dies inside
>one hour later left her at the airport. Not even a kiss. Just a quick hand shaking, and that's that
>I guess it has been her worst flight ever
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>>52442123
Why don't ask that on tumblr sweetie?
Btw everything above zero is disgusting
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>>52444066
A new woman once or twice per month is bragworthy
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>>52444278
anyone who has fucked a ton of people and knows the actual number is either lying or a huge fucking loser
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>>52442123
Three is good
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>>52442123
You need a female perspective. I too made the mistake of disclosing a number post coital, during what I believed an honest bonding moment with my first real bf. I could see in his eyes immediately I was in for hell and it didn't take long for him to flip. Thing is he wanted me but he wanted to punish me and thought I would be foolish enough to accept his abuse.

So, this is what works, knowing the male ego.

If he is not a virgin and you had one bf you say 1. If he is not a virgin and you had two bf's you say 1. You never disclose you had more than 2 bfs and if you did you better erase any trace of that today.

If he is a virgin you say 0 and it doesn't matter if you had a bf or not. If you did have a bf, if pressed, you say you let him touch you twice and you touched him once. Any sexual contact was always with your clothes and on the rare times you were horny you used the spray in the shower to manipulate your clitoris but you are unsure if you ever had an orgasm.

Never, ever deviate from your original story no matter how much pressure put upon you, even if you believe he is sincere (and he might be) because they cannot handle you ever wanting another man to even touch you and you will be damned if you ever wanted to touch another man.

Create your sexual history today so you are never in a position to fabricate on the spot.
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>>52444740
Thanks. I already knew girls are fuckin liars. I'll be even more wary about girls claiming to be innocent virgins.
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>>52444740
This post was way longer than it needed to be. Be my autistic slutty non virgin gf plz
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>>52444740
This is what females don't understand
> during what I believed an honest bonding moment with my first real bf.
Because all your "fake" boyfriends got all the value out of you for FREE
Then your "first" "real bf" realized he had to put in a lot more effort to extract from a declining asset (and ALL women are declining assets the second they finish puberty)
Now every dude who ever considers marrying you will have to live with the fact he's "buying in", making a commitment to an inferior product that other guys have gotten for FREE when it was PRISTINE.
Imagine buying a used car after learning the first couple DOZEN owners received it for free.
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>>52442123
>>52444740
just don't be a fucking whore in the first place
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>>52444066
Wtf why would you post that
Fucking someone new once a month is extremely brag worthy
Most single men dont even have sex kek
Have you ever heard of the 80/20 rule
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>>52444740
I can't wait to buy a sex doll with my quarterly bonus alone. sick and tired of you lying whores.

>>52444933

>telling women to stop riding the cock carousel

good luck with that shit.
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>>52444801
The bigger liar is a man who promises he loves me only to abuse me because of wounded pride. We have to fight fire with fire but with loving subtly. If you do not know or suspect then you are not harmed but content.
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>>52444814
The post was long because it wasn't for the guys here but for OP. She needs assistance and you'll do you.
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>>52442123
Realistic is 1 or 2. 3-4 is yikes but tolerable territory for modern women. 5+ is a slut and 10+ is filthy whore tier
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>>52442123
9 at the absolute max. no guy wants a double digit ho
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>>52445189
I'll do you qt 100 partners or not IDC at 3.14 :^)
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>>52444881
>"first" "real bf" realized he had to put in a lot more effort
what are you on about you fool. I hopelessly fell in love with my first real bf. You know what I got out of that? A vet bill after he kicked my dog in a rage and told me I was fortunate it wasn't me. The real truth for OP and others like her is a monster lies within every mans heart.
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>>52444740
I hope you die alone with cats you slut roastie
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>>52445208
it should be zero if they want marriage and a family. anything more is leftovers and not worth your time.
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>>52445257
True but we live in the year of our Lord 2019 and finding a virgin is basically impossible unless you go young, and I mean teenagers
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>>52444933
I never was in the first place. I have responded sexually to another than yourself. However for that, something that comes naturally to males and female alike, you go into a frenzy of rage. To me that is a real problem.
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>>52445142
If fucking a doll keeps me safe then please fuck away.
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>>52442123
>i fucked so many men i'm ashamed of it and can't be honest about it
well gee, bet this shame wasn't on your mind when you did it
your conscience told you it's wrong to fuck around and ride the carousel, but you still did it
now you get to suffer the consequences of intentionally being dumb
good shit

that said, there'll be some beta-ass cuck who "will accept you for who you are" (settle for unapologetic used goods) and provide for your children
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>>52445255
Hope all you want but it won't happen and the man I'm with will adore me forever.
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>>52445312
No he doesn't, since its a relationship built on your lies.
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>>52445293
Not OP but you are a delusional fool. Shame doesn't keep me quiet, self preservation does.
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>>52445293
it's unbelievable, but people seriously need to be taught to cultivate pride these days
everyone's always doing shit that will make them shameful later and don't see it
they practically make sure that whatever they do or don't do, they won't be proud of it later
people don't uphold principles that will give them the right to say with pride that they never falter on, instead they uphold principles that tell them there's no shame in doing shameful shit
then they feel shameful about the shit they did later
wow, who coulda predicted that one, radical conclusion, totally unexpected and non-obvious

you could've been wholesome and proud of it, but instead you can't even talk about your sexual history honestly
good job you dumb bitch
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>>52445349
shame is a mechanism of self-preservation, yes
it's an admission that something you did (or didn't do) is inadmissible to people around you
it's a healthy social defense mechanism, similar to what happens when you hurt yourself physically - the nerves send pain signals to the brain, the brain remembers that doing that shit hurts, and you know not to do that shit again
except in the case of shame, you knew that it would be shameful before you started, but did it anyway, and now you can't be honest with people, making you socially deficient
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>>52445425
Ok, let me talk to you like you are a fifth grader.

I feel no shame.
You may kill me if I say anything you don't want to hear.
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>>52445490
well if i kill you other girls will stop being whores because they know the consequences
sounds great take one for the team roastie
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>>52445526
Men and their logic to justify violence. 96% of murder worldwide is committed by men so it isn't a big surprise but I feel sad. I wanted at least one boy when I have children and I must reconsider. You are wired for brutality.
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>>52445274
it is also natural to rape
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>>52442123
>more larping bullshit

You know if you had sex you wouldnt be wasting time making shitty threads
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>>52445490
>You may kill me

we don't have to because you are going to do it yourself for wasting your only asset on the cock carousel or your career.
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>>52445569
remember , roastie, women are the ones who selected men to be that way. if you got wet for the soft nice boys we wouldn't be here. but ofc you like the brutal chad so don't complain and shut your whore mouth.
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>>52445582
for men yeah sadly and you are just like >>52445526
Might makes it right.
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>>52445490
>Shame naturally has a negative valence, but it helps to define the boundaries of positive pursuits in some cases. The definition of shame is a discrete, basic emotion, described as a moral or social emotion that drives people to hide or deny their wrongdoings.
here's a wiki entry for you
what you feel when you don't want to tell people the truth about your behavior for fear of it implying negative character traits is the effect of a social self-defense mechanism
that mechanism is called "shame"
>b-but i'm not feeling shame!
yes you are, you're calling it some other word because "shame" is (get ready for this one, it's a doozy) a shameful word
you don't want to admit feeling shame because it would mean you have something that you feel shameful about, and the refusal to admit it and be honest is itself shameful
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>>52445601
Actually in a world with roaming rape gangs my vagina is not an asset.
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>>52445609
Remember it is men that fight among themselves for women and the winner presents themselves to us. We didn't create the game or the competition. Mens rule; if you want to win then be better that the other man.
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>>52445624
god damn, men will chase their own tail and stick their head up their ass doing so. give up. I do not feel shame for having sex with guys I want to have sex with. Its not my problem you have some wacked out view of the world but know this. You don't own me, you don't know what I think and you don't determine what I should think. Now you have the right to pursue your own happiness so move to some shithole where they'll hand you virgins for taking lives.
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>>52445664
it's biology you only go for the winner so the only ones allowed to pass their genes are winners. so ofc everyone is competing. if you just chose guys based on personality or niceness why would guys compete? the nice ones would pass their gened and you's have a lot of nice guys.
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A smart guy would never ask because women always downsize it
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>>52445725
Men would still fight among themselves. You fight and argue over everything. Then you get up the next day and do it all over again.
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>>52442579
reminds me of something
if only stuff like this happened more often
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>>52445778
whore i'm telling you that is why males evolved to be aggressive. it's not a discussion. what you think or like to believe has nothing to do with reality. it is that way in almost every species. if it's not fighting then it's still women choosing only the best like when a female bird chooses only the brightest colors or some shit. if it wasn't for that, men wouldn't be competitive. or care about being better or their performance. you chose everything you hate about men. go blame women or nature or yell at the sky or something
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>>52445714
> You don't own me, you don't know what I think and you don't determine what I should think.
you're the one who can't admit to your bodycount to guys tho
you perceive limitation by "men with their heads up their asses", but the one actually taking those limits seriously is you

here's a secret: if we actually didn't determine your thoughts, then you wouldn't have any problems with telling the truth
but uh, this question of "how should i lie about my bodycount best" seems to indicate that you do have issues with that
that issue is called "shame"
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>>52445834
yeah only a loser thinks like this, too afraid to go head to head with a real man. lots of you out there
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>>52445886
who said i'm afraid? i love it. you're the one calling men bad for being aggressive and i'm telling you too bad it's your fault.
kek what a failure at trying to shame me
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>>52442319
>Lying whores however are another story.
yeah i do think the best policy here is either to not say anything and be very clear that you won't ever or to just tell the truth.
lying about stuff like this poisons the relationship. see pic related
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>>52445228
>no guy wants a double digit ho
and yet you'd be surprised how many end up with them....
easy to find on plebbit
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>>52446421
>both haven't slept around much
>both had about 16 other partners
>16 fucking partners
>not much
welp i'm done now
my standards are too out of whack with the worlds', i will never find peace
never gonna look for a girl again
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>>52442123
what is the original actual number femanon?
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>>52442175
>"I'm mad cuz I didn't get any"
Noone wants sloppy Joe's
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>>52446519
there is an anon who posts stuff like that in /pol/ and here a lot, has a folder of probably hundreds of similar stories. it really is bad out there
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My actual number is embarrassing, because it's only 3. I feel like it puts people off, but I'm a committed relationship kind of person, and I can't help that I'm not interested in sleeping with strangers. I don't think that makes me prude, and I don't judge people who do sleep around. It's just not for me.
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>>52444881
There are very few men worth spending your first time with. If almost every woman above 18 is a non-virgin, chances are most of them chose poorly. Some choose to lose their virginity to fuckbois in high school, others are misled by someone they loved.
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>>52445183
>We have to fight fire with fire

Basically you're demanding to be a slut who lies about her whoring around, because it requires good lies to fight some imaginary enemy.
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>>52442301
This was great! Take my upboat!
EDIT: my wifes boyfriend
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>>52445242
>I hopelessly fell in love with my first real bf.

Noone said you didn't.
We just told you that you had sex with guys that were not your "first" "real bf". Basically you're a fuckin slutty whore, because whores fuck men who they don't actually love.

>BTW a whore falling in love is still a whore
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>>52445273
This.

Society was better when there was that "slut shaming" thing. Because the after-effect of slut-shaming is making almost everyone marry as soon as possible and keep loyal each other until death.
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first number of your age plus 1 (unless you've been married for a number of years or ate over 50) e.g. you're 23 so you've slept with 2+1=3 guys.
pic related its you (but he doesnt need to know)
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>>52442123
Just be honest for fuck's sake. It's disgusting. Left my first girlfriend over this shit. We were 19 and she'd already slept with like 20 people.
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>>52446621
I'd wife you without hesitation
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>>52442123
>what's a good number to tell him
Everything above zero makes you degenerate scum and disqualifies you from posting here
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>>52442123
Truth. You can lie about cleaning the house when it was your turn but not about sexual partners. If he wants to know, it's important for him, if he doesn't ask then it's not.
If you would tell me that you slept with 15 guys by the age of 25 then I wouldn't want to waste my time and yours. Common courtesy. If you lie and he knows, he's gonna lie to you too, if you were a really nice chick but everybody knows you're a slut some wouldn't even ask because you'll just some - disconnected from your body - hole that I want to put my dick in.
If you want relationship, don't lie, ffs.
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I never ask girls their partner count she will very likely lie about it anyways if she isn't a virgin then she is a whore and damaged goods
I have fun times with them but a ring on the finger is automatically out of the question
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>>52444740
You fucking turd. Fuck you for doing this. If you and op both lie about how guys you've played with, I hope you end up on a wheelchair with face soaked in acid.
Don't get into relationship if you can't be honest.
Dumb cunts, fuck you with a cactus
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>>52444740
this is why god created the hymen you are in a corner roastie
remember lads if she doesn't bleed finish cumming inside her and kick her out like a leper fuck their optics
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>>52447637
Sorry to redpill you, bro, but the hymen can actually get rekt even before puberty by usual physical activities (running, jumping, etc), and in some cases it does not get destroyed at the first sexual intercourse.

Hymen does not equal virginity.
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>>52442123
Tell the truth and take responsibility for your actions.
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>>52447637
Oh you silly fool. Two ex bf's both believe to this day I was a virgin. It is not hard to feign the moment when the guy wants to believe he is first.
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>>52447498
Don't get in a relationship if all you are going to do is beat me.
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>>52448328
it's easy to bleed all over their dick when you're a slut?
>>52448258
yeah but it's a better test than believing women about their partner counts. even if he drops a bunch of virgins who lost their hymens horseback riding or whose hymen just didn't break on his dick it's better than marrying one lying whore.
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>>52446621
>and I don't judge people who do sleep around
But you should.
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>>52442123
Be honest, you whore.
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>>52445183
>It's a preemptive strike
Ah. Classic.
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>>52442123

Zero is best, anything other than that will be a test of faith for me.




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