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What is your age limit for gfs, anons? You wouldn't mind dating an older lady, would you?
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>>52442333
I'm sorry,but I don't want to feel her tits with my ankles when we make out
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>>52442333
I'd hook up with one. Not this beat ass bitch tho.
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30 or 31 might be the limit
I am 23
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>>52442333
I won't date a girl that's older than me
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I'm 24 soon turning 25 and dating a 16 year old. I guess this is God's way of giving me all the fun I missed out in my teens.
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I would absolutely let an older asain woman dominate me with her feet!

That would be my final wish along with the meal before i sedoku =_=
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>>52442394
Based, where did you meet her anon?
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>>52442491
Family friend. 16 is legal in my state too.
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>>52442394
Married an Asian girl. She's 21, I'm 30. Best thing ever. God is great. Jesus is Lord.
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>>52442333
35, because menopause is a bitch.
I love older women!
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>>52442498
It's legal where I live too, is your family fine with it?
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>>52442514
>Asian

>>52442540
No, they don't. We want to keep it on the low until she's 18 just in case, our parents are really conservative.
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are we talking about lower or upper limits tho
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Where do I find a horny Boomer femnon to fulfill her rabid middle aged uncontrollable sexual desires???
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>>52442333
My prefered range is 2 years older than me to 5 years younger. Ideal is around 22-24. Girls in the US change to much around 21 when they can start leagally drinking for me to want to get involved with anyone younger.
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>>52442675
Your local non-denominational church, check the noticeboard for groups and classes
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>>52442624
Ah okay, were you her first?
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>>52442514
That's nice anon, where did you meet her?
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Coach red pill made a video not to date any girl over the age of 25 but I doubt any girl that young wants to be with me.
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I wouldnt date older than me. Ideally she's younger.
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>>52442822
If you have your shit together pulling younger women is easy. Keeping them is another story but who the fuck wants to?
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>>52442822
Young girls love older guys, why do you think that daddy fetiches are so common?
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I dated an asian-american that was 16 years older than me. Her pussy wasnt too tight but she did kegels so when she clamped her muscles it was like a vice. She had three kids. I loved it.
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>>52442333
I'll say 33 in honor of your trips. I'm 27 so I might go higher but either way we gotta be baby making soon
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>>52442873
Okay so I'm never going to find a gf but I know that fetish crap will never work. People with bizarre fetishes and being only attracted by one race scares me in relationships because you never know when they're gonna get out of that phase and realize what a piece of shit you are then leave. I'm not hypersexual or even that promiscuous but damn it's weird being a virgin at 32 I never thought I'd make it this far.
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>>52442333
I want to be 13 again and do the make sex the make baby to my widowed aunt.

>be me
>living in rural Philippines
>rice farms and banana trees
>visiting my aunt at the next town over to play with cousins
>arrive after a tedious bike hike
>cousins aren't home
>waited for 2 hours, getting hungry
>decide to break in because family so it's ok i thought
>punch wooden windows, suddenly hear someone scrambling inside
>aunt comes out with a knife
>sees me, she's relieved
>she was asleep and didn't hear my calls
>we talk for a while, cousins out on a school trip
>she cooks me food
>feeling relieved, but bored so decide to go home
>aunt stops me and insists I should stay the night
>look outside, it's dark
>she calls my mom (her sister), says it's ok
>gonna be alone with aunt for the night

>2 hours later
>she takes a shower
>I lie down and play with my cousin's toys in the bedroom (the whole family sleeps in one room)
>she comes out of the bathroom with only a towel
>she rummages in the closet, accidentally dropping her towel
>I see her bare ass, instantly look away but get a little boner
>she continues to wear her underwear with her naked back infront of me
>I try to go out to relieve my peepee
>she calls to me asking where I'm going and I see her voluptuous breasts
>I say "bathroom" while stuttering
>jack off for about 30 minutes, dick still raging
>I go out and lie down in the living room
>turn off the lights and continue to play with my dick
>aunt goes out the bedroom and turns off the lights
>sees me touching my little peepee

Awkward for the rest of the night, and she acted like nothing happened in the morning.
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>>52442333
40. Mature women can be cute af.
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I would only date 3 years older or 2 younger. Age gaps weird me out
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>>52442907
All women are attracted to older guys though
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I'm 28, and I'm having trouble with even the idea of dating someone my age.
>28 is two years before the spike in birth defects.
>Takes about two years to vet a woman if she's wife material.
>28 is 7 years before the wall for most women.
>28 is 12 years before menopause begins to be a concern. Meaning a hard limit on number of children you can have.
>28 is only 2 years before the midlife crisis storm. This is the most active age of divorce, so you and your wife probably wouldn't even make it to your 2 year anniversary.
Life's tough.
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>>52443052
>28 is two years before the spike in birth defects.
This only applies to women
A woman's eggs shrivel and rot with age, but a man's life serum is just as potent and healthy at 45 as it is at 25
Just date a much younger woman
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>>52442333
35-40? Hard to say. When they look more like they're in their middle age than like they're in their 20s, I guess. A wrinkled, aged face is a massive turnoff for me.
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I'm 24 and would happily date and possibly marry a woman between the ages of 22 and 50. There was this one 49 year old woman in my group therapy who invited me to hang out at her apartment.
>she drives me there since I can't drive
>we eat a quesadilla and grape soda
>hear her stories about her old boyfriend, travels to Costa Rica
>she has 4 cats and more strays that she feeds
>she smokes cigarettes and I like the smell but am too embarrassed to try them
>we listen to my synthpop and minimal wave collection, some jazz too
>she asks me about any girls in my life, making all those "signals" I hear about
>too scared to do anything but smile and nod and act autistic


She has bipolar disorder, only been psychotic once and has been mania free for 9 years. I really miss her, she was one of the few females that kind of sort of got along with me. Every girl my age seems to instrinctively hate me but I've had countless middle-aged/old ladies who dote on me and are very friendly, and on that occasion, vaguely flirty.
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>>52443031
How old are you saying? Do I have to wait until I'm an old fart to get a gf? How humiliating will that be if I'm twice her age and have no sexual experience she'll leave me the second I cum (which would only take seconds)
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>>52443150
Guys peak in their 50s anon
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/style/dating-apps-online-men-women-age.html
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>>52442333
I wouldn't mind dating THAT older lady, but 99% of them are not anywhere near as well put-together as she is, especially in the United States.
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>>52442333
Jesus that woman looks like a man
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>>52442333
As long as they look good I don't think there's an upper age limit




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