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Lonely wage slave edition

Last thread: >>52858095
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>>52870223
Fuck off this board, fucking faggots.
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1st for fucking gay and shit and fuck my life im so lonely please somebody love me
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>tfw no meow
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What's your dream job anons?
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>>52870424
Meow is a fat uggo tranny and everyone hates meow nyobody wants to be fwends
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>>52870424
ah, so this is what they call "bliss"
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>>52870479
None, obviously.
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>>52870479
maybe a psychiatric nurse if i could get my life and mind better, i've always wanted to be a nurse in general but going through this really dark episode of mental problems i feel would really give me a way to actually empathize with patients and give them the care they deserve. most psych nurses i've met have been dismissive, can't-be-bothered types, or just wanna get you in the system and out of their hands as soon as possible. i'd like to be someone that i would want to see if my life felt like it was shattering and wanted nothing more than someone to see someone actively reaching out to them to help.
i don't know maybe some fag shit like
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>>52870424
meow is dead, forget about him
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>>52870646
Can I get a bf if I wear these shoes?
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>>52870870
wait, aren't those the ones with the fake laces? that's gay, anon.
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>>52870479
Volcanologist.

I've often fantasised about working in a sweet secluded cabin monitoring gas vents and land deformation.

>tfw no bf to live in a cabin with and die in a pyroclastic flow together
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Repent and accept the lord frens, your lives that you live for only yourselves will never be fufill, give yourself a higher cause, give yourself over to the ultimate partner, become the bride of Christ!
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>>52870424
Rip meow. </3
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hello /r9gay/ r8 my civ 5 infographic about tradition and liberty
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>>52870881
Yes those with the easy slide down lace securer things, theyre very quick to secure and they hold on very well
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>>52870479
Science fiction author or therapist
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>>52871001
I feel like every time I'm going wide I'm still grabbing the first value point in tradition. Liberty is hard to justify, since I rarely get my second and third cities out all that fast. The free worker doesn't feel like much of an incentive either.
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Hey!
Assman!
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Will someone please rewatch Seinfeld with me?
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I don't think it's super funny but it's nostalgic, reminds me of watching with family on weekends :D
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>>52871100
Does the seinfeld theme song play in anyone else's head whenever anyone mentions seinfeld? I feel like maybe I shouldn't be saying this openly because it's an easy button to push but I can't be the only one
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>>52871120
No but now it is damn it, now I really do want to watch seinfeld
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It's not avatarfagging if I just like the memes abd character right? I'm not george I'm anon the anon
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>>52871035
hell yeah, I had them at one point. used to joke around with my friends that I'm such a sperg that I can't even tie real shoelaces.
they're still gay as hell.
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>>52871175
Slip ons are the cutest shoes on guys for some reason. Why is this anon, why does a particular fashion item used to cover a part of your body add to your overall attractiveness? Is this a form of objectification, dressing up other people like dolls to be more appealing for sex. Isn't this a bit abusive and unethical, to pressure others into conforming to a specific style of dress in order for them to be submissive in the end. It almost sickens me, spending what little money us peasants have on things that don't matter much past thier primary function. Life is nothing but self flagellation in hopes of appeasing an overall group of people in order to feel socially accepted. I hate being alive.
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>>52871214
>Life is nothing but self flagellation in hopes of appeasing an overall group of people in order to feel socially accepted
And the funny thing is that if everyone is doing this simultaneously it kind of renders the whole point of it meaningless
Like wat get out
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>>52871244
There would be no civilization without this.
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I also like Kramer, shame the actor didn't move on after the incident lol
>>52871244
I can go but I just like exploring these ideas, it's bordering sjw territory though so I should stick to liking medoicre 90s comedies about nothing
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>>52871172
not only is it avatarfagging but it's also normalfag at this point. what is it with the weird glamorization of average shows from the 70s to the 90s, most of this shit is older than you significantly
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>>52871290
I know I was born a few years before it ended. It's a sort of time capsule to the recent past, I find history to be fascinating but art history is by far my favorite subject. Seinfeld was a well recieved but terrible comedy show that aired until y2k. Does knowing the process and method of a piece of art's creation make you appreciate it more, even if it is bad?
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>>52871270
you say that as if it was a bad thing
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>>52871314
Feel free to strip naked and walk alone into the woods to start over.
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Type faster please
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>>52871312
>art history is by far my favorite subject.
it was a sitcom
>Does knowing the process and method of a piece of art's creation make you appreciate it more, even if it is bad?
i would appreciate it if it was actually something significant, again it was a sitcom. did it have it's influence in pop culture in terms of it inspiring shows like it to be created in the future? absolutely, no denying that. i'm sure it was something innovative for it's time but people that pretend as if no other television shows can hold a candle to it is honestly just irritating to see
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ist been a shitty day for me
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>>52871379
Well I think I didn't explain my piont of view and I apologise, I don't think it's without equal nor do I think it was anything more. It's mostly what leads up to something like this happening at all that interests me and the ripples it can cause. I guess I just wanted you to consider that rather than taking the show itself as the vehicle of discussion. It's literally about nothing, and it was bad. Also, being a cheaply made television show doesn't make it any less art than a painting or a sculpture just because it takes a nontraditional form.
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>>52871379
Seinfeld did have a "point", though. Most of the conflicts in the main characters' lives were caused by nitpicking over mostly inconsequential things and sacrificing entire relationships and opportunities as a result of it, like kind of missing out on the big picture because of small details. In the show it's funny because you can go "yeah haha I totally also hate it when people walk around with tic tacs in their pockets and you can hear them jingling, how relateable", but it's actually tragic how their lives were completely run by these small neuroses that sabotaged them again and again. And then you realize that there actually are some people irl who are like this and it becomes more sad.

It's got like layers and shit man seinfeld is 2deep.
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>Thread created two hours ago
>40 posts
Haven't been here in a while, did this place die thanks to that tripfaggotry? I wanted to talk about my pink tie and socks.
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>>52871434
This man gets it, bravo you beautiful bastard :,)
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>brother comes to visit
>too scared to say hi
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>>52871430
> Also, being a cheaply made television show doesn't make it any less art than a painting or a sculpture just because it takes a nontraditional form.
right, to you. that's the whole thing about art, it's subjective which is what i was trying to imply most people don't acknowledge. they'll state things as objective truths
>>52871434
>It's got like layers and shit man seinfeld is 2deep.
you could say this about any show though, anyone can deeply analyze and come up with ideas about the deeper meaning of character interactions but honestly unless the creator stepped forth and said yes this was my vision from the start, it's just speculative. even if it was what he wanted the message to be, how many people actually got that during its original broadcast and not just hehe comedy show good
>>52871454
/cocklust/ and tripfagging made the thread take a bit of an activity hit but it's not that bad, wait a few hours it'll start getting chatty. one of the tripfags was presumably banned last night so we're already improving
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>>52871502
Yeah that's true. I don't think in seinfeld's case that it was designed to convey a message but it does accidentally. It can still have value even if it wasn't meant to.
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>>52871502
I give up. I don't know if it's my autism or the medium I chose but I can't express my ideas clearly enough and it's frustrating me to no end. Goodbye.
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>>52871554
i don't see why you're frustrated, i basically said you were right in the end. you like the show, it's your opinion that it's good and you're not saying it's superior for just existing. what's not to get there?
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start attaching pictures to your posts cuz I'm too lazy to read them otherwise
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henlo r9gay i am finally early for once
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>>52871637
>start attaching pictures to your posts cuz I'm too lazy to read them otherwise
make me nigger
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>>52871637
ok here is a picture post
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>>52871647
avatarfagging is peak fagmode though
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>>52871656
if you want to get permabanned then sure
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avatarfagging means you're using the same character as different reactions not just attaching a picture to your post, on top of tripfagging that just seems like a lot. meow already got beaned though, the trip doesn't save you from it
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i haven't been on in a while but im happy the boyposting is still active
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>>52871691
did meow even avatarfag? i think he got banned because he kept getting reported and jannies got mad at him
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>>52871731
>tfw no one special to hug like this
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>>52871734
pretty sure he was using the same set of images pretty frequently, they were getting deleted before yesterday all his posts on the thread were deleted. we'll never really know unless he manages to come back but i doubt he didn't kill himself after not having the thread to talk in
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Coffee boys, where you at?
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>>52871761
aw yeah lets get fucked up tonight
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>>52871759
he wasnt the best person around here but wishing him death is normalfag tier, he didnt do anything bad unless youre too dumb to filter him
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>>52871731
Boyposting will never die, I won't allow it.
Also me on the right of your pic
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>>52871817
I feel like 90% of us are on the right
Who is going to be on the left? We'll have to establish rotations
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>>52871809
i wasn't wishing him death though, it's literally just being realistic that the person who gave us the play by play of him trying to die by dehydrating himself wouldn't have some sort of mental break being denied entry into the place where he said he was the most robot of us all
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>>52871792
Good man. Cheers.
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>>52871852
If he's that desperate he can just clear his cookies and reset his IP
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>>52871761
had a couple cups earlier, mainly for the taste because my tolerance is fuckhuge, then threw a caffeine pill and ephedrine on it for the wired feeling.
i usually drink my joe with powdered creamer and some of those blue colored sweetener packets
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>>52871691
yeah, thats true. my brains kinda hazy right now so i kinda forgot what avatarfagging meant. but yeah, i agree people who use the same character are pretty stupid, as well as unoriginal.
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another tripfag with a hazy brain, what a surprise
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>>52871852
even if you didnt, many people did which will always remind me that this place is full of dumb normalfags
i hope he actually comes back because he was one of the nicer posters in here, doesnt mean much when everyone else is meh but still
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>>52871912
it's brain fog from all the hrt i've been taking dude
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Another tripfag tranny with retard brain, I'm not even going to bother with this one. Instant filtering, I don't care how much they bait I refuse to feed into Meow 2
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>>52871912
what's the implication there
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>>52871916
>is full of dumb normalfags
i don't see how a tripfag is less of a normalfag than someone who just says "kys" to him. also not very nice, actively shat on people whenever given the chance to.
>>52871963
oh shit i forgot you existed too, yeah it looks like all tripfags have some sort of brain damage. meow was low functioning autism, you're an addict, and the other one is a tranny with a deteriorating brain. what does moth and the cig anon have?
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>>52871175
Ok good i want them to be a gey dogwhistle so i can get bf
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>>52871983
i didnt talk with meow many times but he was always nice to me, lots of people bullied him so is it bad that he was rude towards them? i dont know him well enough to judge him but he seemed nice enough
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>>52871953
im sorry, im just lonely and i like posting on here
>>52871983
my brain isn't detioriating, technically i just woke up so thats probably why im so retarded rn
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>>52872009
>lots of people bullied him so is it bad that he was rude towards them?
he was pretty hypocritical about nearly everything he spoke about or any opinions he had, anytime someone questioned it nicely or not he'd lash out pretty badly. at least by his standards. he wasn't innocent at all, i don't know why you're defending him so badly either it's not like he was largely liked by anyone here, there's a small handful of people that liked his company either because they'd rather laugh at him than with him, or because they actually liked the interactions he had for whatever reason. either way he's gone and i don't know why you're fighting for a figuratively dead man
>>52872019
>im sorry, im just lonely and i like posting on here
i'm about to filter you too just like the other anon but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that if you want people to actually like you or otherwise find you enjoyable to be around, take the trip off. it's completely unnecessary and all you'll get is people actively hating you for it. you can still be here as long as you're not making everything about you, that's the point of a general we're not a personality cult that revolves around you.
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where is my bf to muss up my freshly washed and silky hair
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>>52872061
>that's the point of a general we're not a personality cult that revolves around you.
The fact that this even needs to be said in the thread is pretty sad, but like you said the solution to just filter him is right there
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>>52872073
silky hair won't make up for a shitty personality
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>>52872061
do i really have to take the trip off? i only added it because i had a bunch of people pretending to be me and posting really gross shit and i didnt want to be associaated with that, i just want to be friends with you guys. i dont want to be the center of attention
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>>52872115
>i dont want to be the center of attention by literally posting anime girls in the gay thread and having a name that sets me even further apart and makes me stand out more in a thread full of Anonymous users
fuck off.
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>>52872061
im more asking than fighting for him, curiosity
are you sure that hes dead? did he tell you about it or do you just assume that
also i dont like when people band and hate someone unless he really was a bad person but as i have said it didnt really seem like its the case here
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Well there goes another trip in the filter! Rumor has it that if you filter all of them you get a coupon for a free bf next time you post here
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>>52872161
But anon, I've been filtering every non-anon I see any my coupon hasn't arrived.
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>>52872161
But the plot twist is that the free bf is one of the tripfags you've filtered
Watch out for those monkey paws
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nobody knows you retard
lose the trip or fuck off
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>>52872161
>if you filter all of them you get a coupon for a free bf next time you post here
it'd be too risky not to do it....
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>>52872161
the angrier you guys get the more i want to tripfag
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>>52872103
it sure as hell doesnt hurt my chances
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>>52872184
Yeah this is why anti-trips should practice what they preach and actually ignore the fact that someone is tripfagging and treat them like anyone else
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>>52872206
if people treated me like a normal fucking person we wouldn't have this problem. i tripfag so i dont get doxxed or slandered, it's a valid reason and you shouldn't just throw me in the same boat as all the other retards for it. if people stopped making retarded generalisations we wouldn;'t have this problem.
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>tranny
>normal
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>he thinks he is some kind of personality
okay time to start filtering these shits for the first time after a decade of 4chan
except Meow though, he is alright
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>tfw no cozy place and bf
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>>52872265
why is meow ok but im not
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>>52872145
>are you sure he's dead
it was an assumption from the start, anyone saying he's dead for sure is saying it in a figurative way, as in he was banned therefore he's dead to the thread. i don't know if he's still fucking around in real life though, but i wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't. an anon has him added on steam, he went offline for a day and a half and people were quick to show that.
>also i dont like when people band and hate someone unless he really was a bad person but as i have said it didnt really seem like its the case here
he was annoying and that was enough reason people people needed to hate him, he might not have been committing atrocities but you don't really need that much reason to dislike someone. it's not like he couldn't have avoided the insults and ""bullying"" either, if he took off the trip and stopped posting in the meow persona no one would really be the wiser. the only times he did anything remotely productive was play games with another anon and talk about the games he liked. that's all i remember him doing, the rest was just meow this meow that.
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you guys we're all the same
we're all lonely and we just want to be happy let's stop the hate and talk more about seinfeld and slip on shoes
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>>52872314
>we're all the same
This is a literal schizo tranny thinking he's so important that people are going to willingly pretend to be him. This bullshit hugbox shit is unironically more annoying than the tripfags. If we're all trying to reach the common goal why can't we have a common ground, having a tripfag inherently sets you apart from the rest. You're already distancing yourself from this ""community" by letting yourself be known and recognized and building up a reputation for yourself.
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look let's just think about this logically

we're all boys, we all want boyfriends
this divide and conquer strategium being applied to keep us from kissing and hugging each other is so conspicuous you wouldn't even need a flashlight to see it in a pitch black room.
by sowing seeds of discord between trip and nontrip, we're moving ever further away from our thread's goal: complaining about no bf and fagposting about the minutia of our pathetic lives.
please, lads, turn away from the outside forces seen and unseen trying to break us apart.
in times such as these it would be so foolish to leave behind what for a lot of us has been the closest thing to smooching a dude on the lips we've ever had.

think about it rationally, is all i ask.
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>>52872360
oh great now the addict is going to preach to us about thinking logically
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>>52872314
seinfield was a good show, i wish modern sitcoms had a similar feel to it. it's a shame that most sitcoms now are mostly garbage, i fucking hate the big bang theory and shit
>>52872346
im not schizo that lliterally happened on multiple occasions
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>>52872289
i know that people find him annoying but it doesnt take much to show a bit of empathy when you know that he was kinda weird, probably mentally ill
i just like it when people are nice to each other and everyone that found him very annoying could have filtered him out but its more fun to hate on mentally ill people isnt it?
i hope that hes alright
>>52872360
what are you talking about, no one here has a bf because theyre too bad and have too high standards at once
mentally ill people dont mix well either
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>>52872360
thank you for this bent, you're a good boy <3
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>>52872346
Isn't such a state of mind more pitiable than it is hate-able? I mean, imagine falsely believing that you're being persecuted all the time. That must suck.
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>>52872368
hi moth, it's been a while since you last attacked my very essence and being, the wounds were nearly healed.
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>>52872375
I kind of like the office and bob's burgers and the like. It sounds pathetic now that I'm actually putting it into words but they're kind of like friendship/family love simulators.
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Bent is cute and I'm glad he has a trip because I think I'm falling in love with him <3
I'm also glad that I don't have a trip for the same reason
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>>52872423
so do i, actually. the office and bob's burgers are alright, i chuckled a few times when i watched them. it's nice. i just hate the bulllshit llike young sheldon that gets continually churned out by some networks. makes me unironically seethe.
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I should get a trip
My gimmick will be that im sadder than all yous
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>>52872453
<3
>>52872467
im probably the saddest of the bunch, i havent left the house in like a month due to crippling anxiety that is slowly killing me
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i'm gonna use trip privilege to actually shut both of you up
>>52872360
>we're all boys, we all want boyfriends
hrt trannies don't belong here, they're closer to women than boys and benefit from prisongays and bisexual men. no gay guy would like a girl with a cock. not how sexuality works.
>we're moving ever further away from our thread's goal: complaining about no bf and fagposting about the minutia of our pathetic lives
the thread is a general for robots that happen to be gay and have different experiences from normalfag hookup gays, if people wanted the latter they'd go to /lgbt/. complaining about tfw no bf was a meme from the start and suddenly the newer faggots that joined decided that was the goal from the start but it wasn't. it's a general, it has no set theme or topic however having tripfags make it all about themselves is what people take issue with. if it makes no difference then just take it off. simple as that. i have in the past and have been for the past few weeks, i only put it on for the sake of shitposting but i obviously haven't made that big of an impact or drawn attention to myself since out of all you 4 i'm the least memorable.
>think about it rationally, is all i ask.
again you're not exactly in a position to ask that lmao
>>52872375
as for you, you're a literal nobody. no one knows who you are, no one wants to know who you are. if you're scared and paranoid of being doxxed, making a name for yourself and letting yourself be searchable in a sea of anonymous is going to get you the opposite result. if you're not trolling, tell me the logic behind using a trip. what does it hide? how does it make you unsearchable or undoxxable? people can steal your images, people can take your trip. unless someone bothers looking for your specific tripcode, they're not going to think otherwise about whos the real kappu. what's the goal here?

lastly never say i didn't do anything for this thread @ anons
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>>52872451
Yeah "insert social reference here" shows are lazy and unfunny. I'm actually pretty ambivalent towards the big band theory though.
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>>52872484
Are you a tranny?
Origi
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>>52872440
thank you, my mans
i don't know if we've talked before on here but i hope we did that would fucking wicked.
much appreciated the kind words.
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>>52872513
apparently he's always been one of the not as stupid ones from what i've heard
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Early mornings are comfy.
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>>52872505
Oh and I like parks and rec too. I don't know why but I think that show is hilarious, plus it also has the comfy family simulator vibes that I was talking about.
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>>52872488
why do you use a trip moth? tell me your story first and i'll tell mine
>>52872505
ok OK to be fair the big bang theory has made me laugh a couple times butu thats onlly because i was high
>>52872507
no im just a gynecomastic cuteboy
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>>52872561
>gynecomastic cuteboy
Cute, nice
Same boat, keep on trucking on
Remember to moisturize
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>>52872574
thank you anon, i make sure to moisturize daily <3
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>>52872513
being an avatarfag isnt far from being a tripfag, kinda hypocritical arent you?

also from what ive seen every trip other than meow and moth here behaves like a complete normalnigger and you dont seem to mind interacting with literal trannies, is r9gay just a bunch of hypocrites?
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>>52872561
>>52872574
feels
I'm the same way but I have a little bit of tummy fat that I have to get rid of before I think I can graduate to full "cuteboy"
when I cover myself up in hoodies though I look thin and cute so thats what I do
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>>52872561
>why do you use a trip moth? tell me your story first and i'll tell mine
no reason, i did it for the sake of having a trip. after meow was getting active some other people put on trips for the sake of fucking with him and i did it too, i kept it past that specific thread and actively spoke with it on. people understandably complained and i don't really like tripfags either, i only did it when the thread was slow or i otherwise wanted to bother Get Bent or Meow. never used it to talk to people normally unless they asked a question and even then i didn't draw it out past a few replies. i spend more time posting without a trip than with a trip on.
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*sees all the new cute personalities in the thread*
*whips out my fat 8 inch cock*
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>>52872593
I'm spacing it out and not spamming the images every two seconds, also I don't interact with trannie since I wasn't giving the tranny a (you) and filtered it already
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>>52872605
i have a lil bit of tummy also but my gf(bf) doesn't really mind it. as long as it doesnt get any bigger im fine with keeping mine
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>>52872605
Eh a bit of tum is fine
Also hoodies are top tier
Gl finding a bf
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>>52872488
everything you said might be true, and in hindsight it probably is, but i'd be very hard pressed to believe you'd be willing to back it up in the damn octagon with me.
no more debates, no more Socratic Method, just two men stepping up, throwing down, and settling the score.
you and me can exchange the proverbial blows betwanxt each other indefinitely, but a two rowdy boys in a one-on-one, in the Hell in a Cell?
totally different realm. a realm i'm almost certain would have the most palpable chaos element possible: passion.

so the ball's in your court. give your address and we'll officiate this match as per regional statutes and finally get into the meat and potatoes of our turbulent tet-a-tet we have.
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>roleplaying in the thread
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Gotta move out of uni accommodation next week, luckily my bfs parents let us stay with them until we get a place of our own, really grateful for that. But lord is it gonna be awkward

I just hope this studio I applied for offer me a job already, my test and interview went really well so now I'm just waiting to hear back.
Wish the bank would extend my overdraft already so I can afford the deposit on the flat we're looking at :))
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>>52872630
its still avatarfagging imo but youll have to settle it with jannies
wasnt talking about you in that case but about whole r9gay, sorry for it looking like that but im too lazy to post twice and spam the thread
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>>52872645
stop replying to me if its in a drug fueled episode
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>>52872645
>now he's roleplaying as a gladiator
s-stop
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>>52872650
you will NOT speak to your master in that INSOLENT tone
*pulls down your undies and slowly starts smacking your bottom*
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>tripfags
>people with bfs
Now that /r9gay/ is officially shit, where are gay robots supposed to go?
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>>52872696
we're still here anon we just have to ignore them and reply with our actual issues and topics we like
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>>52872665
well then we'd never get to talk
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>>52872639
well yeah with girl figure it's not a problem
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>>52872716
that's the point
also, unless the new tranny trip is going to reply to my question (which it's looking like he isn't) this is probably going to end up being my last reply
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>apparently they're still talking about how being cute takes them so much work and effort
sucks to be you guys
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Hey actual boys that don't like to take pills to pretend they're girls and also like other boys, what would you want your dream boyfriend to look like?
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>>52872763
i've never been able to really come up with an idea of what my dream boyfriend would look like. as long as he has dark hair and is taller than me shouldn't be hard i'm pretty short he'd be a dream. the only thing i like is a bit of chubby, not really obese or fat but i've always thought slightly chubby dom guys were hotter than just skellies, i dunno
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>>52872763
As tall as me, dark hair, slim.
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>>52872763
Hairy guys are pretty based, so are gingers. Both a bit rare in this thread from what I've seen.
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>>52872763
like thiserino
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>>52872763
5-15 cm taller than me
well built with low bodyfat
medium or long hair
but it still only makes 10% of the attraction, rest is personality
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>>52872760
Ay anon put in the work and you can be cute too
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>>52872763
Appearance wise, as long as he wasn't taking pills or putting on skirts I wouldn't really care. He could be skinny and want to shave, as long as he's fine with being a boy still. Laughing at my jokes is a plus, but you said look like so that's the best I can put it at
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>>52872760
Not really. More like I gave up on life at some point and put on weight which now I have to go through the hassle of losing.
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>>52872763
>caring about things that will never be real
im too lazy for that
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the post calling out hrt sissies has the most replies, lmao'ing. at least the thread isn't complete shit after all. this is the /r9gay/ we need to keep
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>>52872894
Yeah it's not particularly difficult to put the thread back in a good state, people just don't do it nearly enough and fall into the meme of replying to bait
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>>52872816
Red hair is excellent taste
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>>52872440
fucking same. he's cute and has a cute voice.
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>>52872933
Most ginger guys also have pink-ish white skin, which is pretty hot when it comes to lewd stuff like nice pink cock heads
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>>52872894
Shud up, im not trying to bother noone
No bully
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>>52872951
You guys it's all the same posters no matter what let's all just be happy okay!!!!
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>>52872929
i appreciate the thread-wide bf questions, they're really comfy to answer. ask us more anon!
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>>52872978
>let's just be happy okay!!!!
>giphy gifs
tumblr's that way, friendo.
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>>52872843
the best thing about being me is that I have to put 0 work or effort into being cute and I'm still the-fucking-cutest motherfucker in the whole world (literally)!
>>52872863
that's the cons of being you I guess
I could become homeless and I'd still be cuter than everyone on this website combined
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>>52872894
people replied to it because its easy and people like to talk about themselfes in this case about what do they like
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>>52872763
i don't think i really have a specific type, i just look at anyone and can find a buncha things about them that i love.
if i had to simplify it down to nonspecific, surface level idea it'd be like pic related. brad to me is basically the penultimate bf, which i think i've stated multiple times before in previous threads but this specific question necessitated repeating.
hairy, solid, soft but scruffy face, pretty eyes, an all around masculine big brother kinda guy (not to imply incestuous undertones but it was the best descriptor i could think of.

basically, me want brad bf. in fact, i deserve brad bf.
B R A D.
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>>52872998
come on anon let me see that smile! we're all waiting!!!
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>>52872978
this isn't a hugbox, don't like it find another thread. simple as that.
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>>52872816
>>52872933
>>52872946
hello, ginger here
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>>52873100
and yet almost everyone here sorely needs a hug. would you like a hug?
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>>52873126
don't steal my boy you piece of shit
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The questions in this thread are pretty good, I want to ask one but not sure how many would answer. What's an average day like for you Anons? It can be as boring or as interesting as you think it is, I just wanna hear about your day today or your day yesterday or your day every day from now on. Let's talk!
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>>52873145
oki, sorry
no need to be mean
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>>52873187
I watched south park on cytube all day yesterday
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>>52873187
I excercise my privacy and thus will not answer any of your questions
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>tfw not Bent's type
oh well
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>>52873197
get original and find your own cute boy to avatarfag with fuck you no sympathy
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>>52873187
i woke up and ate too many cookies so my tummy hurt a bit this morning and i got a headache because of it but at least now i'm not hungry anymore....
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>>52873237
>boy
>looks like a female
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tfw red hair has turned browner throughout growing up
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>>52873269
his source material has him in girl clothes but he's boy other than that, i don't like posting him much here because of that and people like to fucking steal him as we just saw
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>>52873286
I'll steal him lots
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>>52873260
aww, I'd give you an aspirin and some headpats if I weren't just an anon. I *can* give you an e-hug though. c:
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>>52873306
i have like 30 more pictures of him, you'll have to find him on your own from now own fuck you
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>>52873269
my headcanon is that all the girls i post are actually just boys with gynecomastia and long hair, it helps me cope with my own situation
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>>52873007
>cutest motherfucker in the whole world (literally)!
Nice well done
Fuck you lmao

Fuck you all youre all shitty annoyingfags who bring nothing good to the table
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>>52870223
fuck the gays. Pussy 4 life
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>>52873187
wake up either in the early morning or afternoon, either depending on a lot of unhealthy factors, take a piss, ingest something psychoactive, eat something out of a can, and then spend the 16-36 hours cycling between sitting on my front porch chainsmoking with my laptop working on music or mindlessly sifting through sites and servers that have long since lost their luster for me but have become a compulsive habit to maintain, or sitting at my room desk on my laptop doing the same thing, after a few hours of this, i introduce more psychoactives, another canned food, probably piss, return to computer, switch in between room and porch, every now and then getting into hour long rambling stream of consciousness like discussions about conspiracies, the Bible, film, or just everyday riffing stuff with my near 70 year old nearly bed ridden father while on my way to get what would probably be my fifth or sixth can of diet coke so far. as we reach the end of the the day that never conforms to an actual 24 hour day, i lose consciousness wherever my body happened to be in a non-standing position and enter either dreamless sleep or dreams vivid enough to fill me so much hope for future possibilities that i want to cry. i prefer dreamless sleep. then after an average of 18 hours, i wake up, not knowing the date apart from the year, and resume the cycle where i left off the day before. this has been the last 5 years. i'm 22 years old.
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>>52873337
tripfag aside, this is a robot. if your situation is just marginally better than this you don't belong here period
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>>52873286
This boy is too adorable
I can't help stealing him
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>>52873380
>being a failed normie druggie makes you a robot
kek
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>>52873337
>gets cuter with every post
I'm becoming convinced that this is an engineered persona
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>>52870479
working at toys r' us again
why did it have to close ;~;
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>>52873602
what the heck? it did?
I remember they used to send me these $3 gift cards for my birthday up until like two years ago
it felt nice but I never used them
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>no bf to heal who also lets you sperg about your shitty vidya taste
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>>52873602
Didn't this become some huge controversy? Like they didn't really close but only did it so they didn't have to pay employees severance or something?
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>>52873631
hey I'M the healer here alright? if that's not available then i'm the tanky tank. no butts about it mister
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>>52873631
>bf to heal
I could use that, I've been spitting blood the entire day after I had my tooth pulled out.
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>>52873187
I watch counter strike in the mornings and play a game till I talk to someone
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>>52873651
there, there anon, I'm sure you will survive
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>>52873651
He means in game, not your gross flesh
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>>52873631
Who /self healer/ here? Self-sufficient priesty classes are the best.
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>>52873336
based
>>52873380
i never understood all the claims i was normie when my life runs almost entirely counter to an average american lower middle class white male life.
i'm not complaining about my lot, i'm happy as is and could very easily improve my conditions in no time if i really truly wanted to. but i don't. i'm comfortable in shit, always been, and that's not some cool, edgy, punk rock thing i'm trying to pull to color it in my favor.
it's a selfish, self-indulging, fear-driven, childish way of living and reflects directly, 1:1, on the workings and contents of my mind/soul.
the robot, in my opinion, is trapped inside himself, at war with the conflict of interest he's been lead to by many factors outside him like parenting, social status, income, and genetics but also by his inability/disinterest/fear of coping with the gradual change of his body, those around him, and the way his mind is growing with continually harder and harder demands of it from life.
he yearns for fulfillment, but the familiar comfort and predictable pattern of self-criticism, self-hate, maladaptive behaviors, and general downward spiraling provides that security that is vastly more immediately important, if not vital, to maintaining at least a tolerable level of stress and dread. addicted to sympathy, reliant on others without the desire to return the attention. essentially, a robot is a child within a child, held in a constantly degrading stroller with no one pushing it, never moving.
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>>52873685
whats the term for healers that can also rape enemies if needed be
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>>52873187
>wake up
>check phone
>shower at some point in the day
>get something to drink and eat
>go outside and ride my bike until the Google Fit botnet on my phone is satisfied
>waste time on the computer chatting, watching videos/anime or playing vidya
>post '>tfw no bf'
>sometimes masturbate
>sleep
>repeat
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>>52873699
I don't know but that's essentially what I'm describing. Disc priests from wow are pretty fun that way.
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What the fuck am i supposed to be doing in this world aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>52873736
Whatever you want phambro
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>>52873521
as much as it makes me wanna say "doushio", put my hands on my greasy cheeks, and flutter my eyebrows nervously, if you could see the man behind the posts it would be mad hard to say cute.
but thank you my duder, you are making me doki doki and i'm grateful.
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>>52873762
What do i take to not feel the existential dread any more
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>>52873693
>i never understood all the claims i was normie
Because tragic backstory aside, your mannerisms and overall demeanor would imply otherwise. For someone so mentally broken and down on your luck you have no issue being confident, even if it's just an act. You happily vocaroo, you have a trip and have given out your Discord and done who knows what outside of this thread. You've had or have a job, you have real life interactions you've mentioned here before and anyone whos bothered to be weird enough and do research on you could probably list off more than I have. In essence, you're neither a robot or a normie in my opinion. Stuck between both, too far from a normie to integrate with them and not robot enough to be accepted here. A fate worse than being either.
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>>52873781
drugs, it also makes you a robot automatically
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>>52873781
I drink a lot but don't do that
The withdrawal effects are hell on earth and you're basically shifting one form of dread to another, interspersed with moments where you're pissing everyone else off but at least you're somewhat incoherently happy
Having a bf or even a friend also helps but there is no magic bf pill
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>>52873798
What exactly, gimme some names
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>>52873693
>i'm not complaining about my lot, i'm happy as is and could very easily improve my conditions in no time if i really truly wanted to. but i don't. i'm comfortable in shit, always been, and that's not some cool, edgy, punk rock thing i'm trying to pull to color it in my favor.
i knew someone like this, their situation wasn't really comparable to yours but they took immense joy in their own wallowing and sadness that most of the times they self inflicted. you're on drugs, the guy i'm thinking about wasn't but his drug was something else. in essence, he was comfortable with being miserable because he'd been miserable for so long he didn't know anything else. misery became comfort despite it being negative, and he was so scared to be happy that he never let himself be since he thought he would just fall back down twice as hard. the reason i'm replying to this is because despite you saying you're fine with misery you still complain about it. you just did, indirectly at least on multiple occasions.
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>>52873806
opioids are good from what i know
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>>52873803
Based boozehound anon
I should drink again, youre right. Tbh when youre drunk sadness even feels kinda good
At least in my case
Thank you anon
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>>52873825
ah that's another thing that i really don't like about my personality, i don't even know when what i'm saying is a genuine sentiment or me protecting my ego by throwing out enough red herrings of me be being totally objective in my self-awareness. i usually don't catch myself, but i'm trying to. what do i gain out of saying my misery doesn't bother me? it can bother me and comfort me at the same time. i guess i prefaced it like that to imply i was somehow "above it all".
i need people to point my shit out more often.
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>>52873904
NO I told you not to listen to me!!!!
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>>52873921
Sorry. But there is indeed temporary happiness at the bottom of a bottle.
Idk fml why the fuck do i have no bf
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>>52873904
Also I know a variant of that feel bro. I'm a nostalgiawave drinker so I end up listening to shitty 90s pop and bathing in memories that I feel good for having but also sad about
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>>52873944
because you do shit like this
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>>52873950
>90s
>nostalgia
what are you 30
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>>52873950
Iktf friend. Ill play some tomb raider or something
>>52873956
Shit like what Anon? Drink? Hate life? I think that is par for the course as far as fags go
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>>52871469
Why are you scared of your brother anon?
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faggotry is a jewish psyop. 80% are turned gay by 4chan and traps. the other 20% have a hatred or fear of women from childhood trauma.
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>>52873906
> i don't even know when what i'm saying is a genuine sentiment or me protecting my ego by throwing out enough red herrings of me be being totally objective in my self-awareness
I do this with my therapist and I think she's starting to catch on. I don't think I can deal with the revolting, self-depreciating mess she'd see me as if I didn't.
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>>52874048
100% of the people who say this pull stats out of their ass
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>>52874070
100% of the people who pull stats out of their ass have an ass
this is FACT
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>>52874070
obviously the stats are made up to make a point stupid fucking queer.
stop being gay.
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>>52874095
>obviously i'm making shit up to try and backup and equally made up issue shut up!
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>>52874095
You guys let's just be happy okay?
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>>52873999
Im just scared of everyone
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>>52874124
you should probably stop using that same gif over and over before someone reports you
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Nice thread you got in here. Shame if someone were to start shitposting.
What happend to meownigger i wanted to shitpost about him.
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>>52874163
he got mopped by the jannies
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>>52874150
it takes nine times the muscles to frown as it does to smile so why not put a smile on your face? it must be exhausting frowning all the time, let go of your burden, it's okay!
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>>52874179
Jannies are on my side and always were.
Now where the fuck is that leatherman in jabroni outfit meow.
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>>52874189
who said i was frowning? smiles give you wrinkles anyways, i'm good
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>>52874189
It takes zero muscles to perform my usual dead inside depressed expression
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>>52874056
that's a big reason why therapy was so difficult for me, every session boiled down to me either saying what i knew or thought to be the right responses when she challenged me being honest about my subjective views of Myself and the Other (all things i interact with on earth). i know my views are skewed, i know there defects in me that are actively keeping me from living a fulfilling life, i could be the most self aware man on earth but it would do no good if i had no reason to change anything, no want. so instead, to stay in the place of comfort, i build up walls of deflection and justification to keep me housed in familiar self-punishment.
even self-deprecation is an effective tool for keeping the ego from injury. if i already have a view of myself so negative, and so refined to the very finest detail i can manage, i'm impervious to the criticisms of others. if i can work hard enough to know the worst things about me before anyone else, i win. i get to stay in my filth because i deserve it because i can make the best possible case in God's court why i'm the most vile creature alive. but it's all a means to an end, and the end is just a stubborn child not letting go of his blanket, only this child read enough wikipedia articles on psychology to explain why the blanket is integral to his survival.
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>>52873956
>because you do shit like this
Yknow anon actually i cant get over this post and how dumb it was
fuck you you idiot
As if id have a bf if i didnt drink
Maybe if i drunk in a gay bar id find a bf but im too retarded and afraid of stds
Fuck you ill find a boy i can drink with
You absolute cretin, fuck you
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>>52874224
shut the fuck up noone gives a shit about your made up story
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>>52874203
>magik
hmm you should post your discord tag
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>>52874258
sorry i'm done, i needed to jerk off my angst for a while but i shot my putrid little wad so i'll shut her down. sorry
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someone recc me an amazon prime movie please
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>>52874244
>still doesn't see how he's the problem
keep racking that brain, maybe the remaining braincells can come up with something
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>>52874275
How about no cause im only interested in roleplay with yuropoor boys.
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>>52874303
How am I the problem, nobody watches me drink
I drink alone
So how the fuck is that keeping away a boyfriend
Youre a fucking retard
If i was sober all the time id just be sad and alone, no difference
At least when im drunk i might have the courage to install grindr
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>>52874321
post your discord tag so i can find every mutual server you have with that bot NOW
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>>52874295
fuck off fakeshit
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>>52874347
Bruh like one.
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ten miau kiedy twoj stary jest gejem
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>>52874376
Zasuti istocnoeuropski peder
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>>52874342
i totally get where you're coming from here, but making decisions while intox'd, even if they lead you to what you want, is gonna hurt you and anyone that you intend to hold a relationship with.
you're not keeping a boyfriend away from you, you're keeping yourself away from a boyfriend
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>>52874376
ten miau gdy miau dostaje bana i caly thread umiera na kilka godzin
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>>52874342
the cough syrup drinker figured it out before you, how does that feel to you?
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>>52874376
twoj stary pijany
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>>52874406
Meh, it doesnt matter, im never gonna have a bf either way, let alone holding a relationship being an issue
I promise to you thay if there is ever a relationship on the horizon i'll drop all drink and stay on target
It is never happening though
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>>52874437
twoj stary pod prysznicem
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>>52874435
Still fuck you, youre a cunt
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>>52874453
twoj stary nakurwia salta do garazu
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>>52874431
troche sie najebalem
>>52874437
chyba nie
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>>52874406
unless they're also drunk
but even then those relationships tend to be unsustainable
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>>52874470
co odjebales bo spalem
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>>52874467
twoj stary nakurwia garaze do salta pomiedzy prysznicami i kropka, grubasie.
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>>52874342
This is all my fault I'm sorry
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>>52874493
twoj stary napierdala sie z zyrafami w zoo
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>>52874438
>I promise to you thay if there is ever a relationship on the horizon i'll drop all drink and stay on target
Feels
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>>52874479
the server is gay
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>>52874502
i want to take a train with a guy and move to a different city and start life anew...
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>>52874482
chyba ktos sie wkurwil, nie na mnie oczywiscie haha
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>>52874505
a twoj stary to oglada i wali konia.
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>>52873724
Hello please tell me you look like Reo so I can date you.
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>>52874479
>92 member server
yeah i'm good, not interested
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>>52874376
o siema miau, tesknilem za toba
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>>52874543
a kon na lodce
>>52874540
ty no deeebil.
>>52874553
come in we will shitpost
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>>52874438
ah i said the same thing about dxm when i started doing a thing with a guy when i was a lot younger.
turns out the dread was still there, no human, hobby, or escapism apart from my drug of choice that can bandage that hole.
but then again maybe alcohol isn't as much of a crutch for you as drugs are for me, some people can sober up for others. i've been to countless AA and NA meetings and giving it up for relationships just makes that much more devastating when for some unknown reason you still find yourself using the drug.
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>>52874566
ja nie miau
>>52874569
prosze mnie nie obrazac
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>>52874531
don't we all
although in actuality I'd probably feel like a displaced cat, being uprooted like that
but I still retain the fantasy of having an urban explorer hobo bf
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>>52874591
Panie duda. Pokonalismy homofobie.
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>>52874502
Im sorry for being so weak minded Anon
>>52874521
What kinda feels
>>52874576
Im sorry anon. I feel like if there was something nice and optimistic on the horizon id have relatively low trouble dropping booze. I guess im a normie
wish i didnt exist
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Hey guys, I see that most people on this thread are stuck in negative thought patterns and in addition I think alot of us are on the spectrum aswell.

You might disregard my advice but I too was once in a shitty place of mind. There are people out there whose job is to help with problems like these. I would recommend anyone a visit to a psychologist, If you dont find one that doesent suit you right away thats fine, just keep trying, I know it has helped me alot.
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>>52874640
ah yes let me just take all the disposable income i have and set up an appointment despite the debilitating social anxiety
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>>52874610
Oh simply that I feel the same way. I'm physiologically dependent on alcohol at this point though so it probably isn't true. But I do believe that because of the way I use alcohol (lowering inhibitions and as what I perceive to be a social lubricant) if I had that kind of intimacy I wouldn't need it for those things anymore. But who knows, habits are hard to break.
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>>52874640
Sure and then you get hospitalized
Never tell a psychologist the truth, remember they are normals and will blow things out of proportion and make your life even shittier.
Anon is a normie to whom talkies talkies could help, not representative of general population of r9g
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>>52874689
eeeewwww
this is going to bait out the sweat-pool feet poster
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>>52874602
nie smieszne
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>>52874674
>blow things out of proportion
if a psychologist hospitalizes you it's probably with good reason, you'd have to say something incredibly concerning for that step to be taken.
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>>52874706
There, I saved you. now stop shaming normal people for dumb things they like please
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>>52874576
this is why I've only ever dated other dxm addicts
well it's not why, but it coincidentally happened that way, which is kind of astonishing considering how few I assume there are (but you never know lol)
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>>52874718
So like saying 'i seriously consider killing myself every day and wish i could drop dead' which applies to a good amount of thread regulars.
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>>52874731
I didn't mean to shame you
I just think it's gross
Doesn't mean I think you're gross
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Body hair isn't that bad honestly
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>>52874757
>Doesn't mean I think you're gross
Thanks Anon, means a lot. I just want a wholesome relationship like every healthy person
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>>52871434
I love Seinfeld as much as the next guy but I think you're overanalyzing it. It's a show about nothing. It's purposefully devoid of emotional depth.
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>>52874764
i want a hairy tummy bf if we are being honest here
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>>52874764
Arm and leg hair is perfectly fine but no chest hair
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these threads are shit
everyone in them is shit
go do something else
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>>52874674
No I was diagnosed with aspergers and have had problems with coping mechanism and stress my entire life.
Dont you see that your instant defensive position is a symptom of poor mental health?
I dont know how things are outside of europe but I can go to a psychologist for free.
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>>52874668
And the alternative is? If you are here already, you probably could use some help. There are programs for autistic people that can get you free psychological advice.
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>>52874836
Do you have any suggestions fampai?
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>>52874836
They would be fine if meow was here
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>>52874640
i won't disregard your advice and i think it is the most genuinely good advice amidst a lot of fatalistic, end times mindsets (myself included). all i'm gonna say is that being a socially maladapted, internet addled manboy is something a lot of psychs today aren't sure how to approach medically. i'm sure there's some loose precedent for this generation of dissociated, isolated young men but i'd argue this one is a very unique generation with the rapid advancements in technology, globalism, and the hyperreality effect of the internet skewing minds of these kids in a way we don't fully understand.
most psychs in practice are from a different time that is relatively distant from now, as is the way mental health in general is treated at all.
treatment for a robot, a true robot? there's probably some sort of broad, catch all approach that could have small little nuggets of helpful stuff that actually relates to their specific circumstance, but only among a vast amount of shit that can only really work genuine normies. robots are at a sever disadvantage in most modern countries in regards to mental health. my best bet is going on disability and trying my hardest no to bother anyone except the government.
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>>52874855
they would definitely be better if you killed yourself
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My motivation to meditate is gone. Life feels so... bland...
Why can't I motivate myself to just sit for hours and enjoy existing?
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>>52874832
>hairy tummy
ew, smooth, flat tummy is master race.
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>>52874832
Hairy belly or hairy abs?
>>52874834
What about pubes?
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>>52874836
>>52874853
That wasn't sarcastic or anything like that
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>>52874837
>I can go to a psychologist for free.
I can go as well. To be honest i have an apointment in a months time. The reason stated is not however depression or anxiety though i have major issues with both. I'm going for adhd, but I think if I subtly bring up my stress issues maybe theyll help about that. You were diagnosed with aspergers as an adult?
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>>52874856
>most psychs in practice are from a different time that is relatively distant from now,
My psychologist is very up to date with all of your concerns, some definitely wont be but this shouldnt discourage anyone, deeper mental problems cant always be solved by yourself, an objective third party can put things in perspective.
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>>52874895
I like hairless dicks the most but light hair is acceptable too
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gg/HKjjCBW - polaczki wchodzic
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>>52874913
No as a 19 year old.
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>>52874927
napraw to kurwa
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>>52874895
>hairy belly or hairy abs
not the anon you were talking to but either are fine as long as belly is just a bit of chub and not beer belly obese man
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>>52874913
>>52874941
Follow up
I went to get psychological help once I was about to go to jail at 19. I started to understand that maybe I had deeper problems than I understood and got help.
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>>52874927
A dostane honorowa range kociarza?
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>>52874739
i have only met people that tried dxm a handful of times and only had negative experiences with it. whenever i went to treatment centers or crisis care, all other patients and most of the staff didn't even know what it was save for a few 30 year old boomers who chugged a few bottles as a teen when it was still in it's "heyday" i guess.
i would really want to try dating a dextrotard, dissociating together, making each other yawn constantly, describing the fractals we're seeing to one another, rough-housing and wrestling due to the lack of pain response... ahhh man that would be cool. of course we would probably end up dying or becoming retarded due to something dangerously stupid done for laughs. but damn what a few dope few weeks that would be
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>>52874941
Ah well thats pretty much an adult. I'm 20 and that gives me hope ill get a diagnosis to stick in everyones face who said i didnt talk to the guests because im rude
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>>52874947
gg/nTJhGEU
admine dal jakis stary link
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>>52870870
No. They're ugly as fuck
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>>52874895
i share my tastes with >>52874964 but im more of a belly guy in preference to abs
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>>52875020
Its fine i didnt need judgy bf anyway
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>>52870870
only if your body matches the athleticism that this shoe gives off
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>>52875062
Somewhat? Not really desu
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having a hairy chest bf... a dream, literally a dream
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>>52874964
>>52875024
belly gang, rise up
i want a softy bf really bad. not fat to the point of tits but a cute little muffin top, some squishy to raspberry and play the bongos on? sign me up, thank ya.
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>>52875083
also i co-sign this to the fuckin fullest
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>>52875083
I have hair on my nipples. Slide over
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>>52875138
i want to rest my head on hairy chest bf
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Who else here /volcel/ and can't wait to find the one to share their life with?
I'm personally excited for no divorce and no open relationship due to my lack of slut tendencies or sex addiction. We'll buy a big, rural house and have 2-3 genetic (not adopted) kids that we can homeschool to prevent the LGBT sissy agenda being forced into them. I'll come home from work and he can greet me, having finished his own work (possibly from home). We'll enjoy sitting and reading by the fireplace at winter while some tomato soup boils for the whole family to enjoy, or we can go travelling the world with our kids and showing them the beauty of nature and human achievements/cultures/history.
And for you lewdsters, his penis will feel great to boot, because I'll have nothing to compare it to.
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>>52875176
>I'm personally excited for no divorce and no open relationship due to my lack of slut tendencies or sex addiction.
I laughed really hard at this.
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>>52875188
Kokoro no chikara de suru.
Slut.
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>>52875176
>2-3 genetic (not adopted) kids
How do you plan to do that
Surrogate mother?
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>>52875047
having a tiny bit of fashion sense =/= being judgy
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>>52875200
I don't speak chink but I'm not a slut either - I'm laughing at the idea of you thinking you'll get this immediately. The way you wrote out that entire paragraph with such an idealized filter over it means you're going to be in for a rude awakening whenever your chance at meeting someone comes through. It's more likely you'll fall for a guy really hard, so hard that you'll have sex with little to no convincing needed and go down the slut rabbit hole. People who get this defensive usually do it for a reason.
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>>52875231
Theyre bits of fabric and gum tied to my feet with a conveniently tightening string that i wear to protect my poor sensitive feet from rough ground. theyre veey functional ur jus being a judgy meanie
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>>52875231
Considering your opinion to be the objective truth is worse. Fashion is entirely subjective, be more tolerant of different views.
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>>52875243
So yourevsaying that because he wants to be monogamous he'll have sex once then become a slut
Suuree
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>>52874865
First you killed meow now you want to kill me, calm down anon
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i would discharge a weapon or some sort of gun like object near my head and into my brain thus immediately killing me and destroying my existence if it meant i would be able to hug an anon for at least 60 seconds straight.
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>>52875426
I'll let you hug me for 60 seconds straight for $100.
Deal?
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>>52875426
Everybody can find some love.
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Best way to perform autofellatio?
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>>52875458
But anon, hugs are for sharing!
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>>52875426
>get to hug a cute anon
>get to suicide afterwards
jesus, anon, you're asking for too much good stuff.
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>>52875426
id hug you if you werent a greasy druggie
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>>52875458
hmmm... 100 dollars for 60 seconds... throw in a mutual tuckus squeeze and a cheeky peck on the cheek and we'll be square on that
>>52875551
how about we hug but we each have a gun pointed at each other's head, columbine style?
>>52875562
i would shower and sober up before hand though! i don't do that for just anyone so i'm not gonna like come right out and say you ought to feel a little bit honored for that but... the words were typed on a computer and posted so.. kinda outta my hands
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>>52875613
>i would shower and sober up before hand though
still a druggie, probably fat too
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>>52875613
I'm unironically down, but you have to pay for the costs of transportation.
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>>52875426
nigga I would hug the shit out of you for free. you're a cutie and I like you <3
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>>52875613
>gun pointed at each other's head, columbine style
Say no more, I'm comin' over
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>>52871761
Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon masterrace. Have a quart pot of 9 black tea bags steeping for 2 hours. Gonna drink it all soon. oversteeped tea gives you a nice effect with the tannins and all
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>>52875667
>tannins
thats what makes it taste like SHIT
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>>52875681
Uncultured. The tannins only make it better.
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Can someone bf get bent so he goes away, im tired of normalfags shitting up the thread. At least meow is gone but this nigger is even worse
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>>52870223
Straight here. I was just wondering if there is a map where traps from /r9k/ place pointers showing location and what they're looking for?
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>soon moving in with bf
life's good, fellers
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>>52875720
>straight
>traps
Hmmm....

On a more serious note, there was someone shilling a map website here months ago but it has no activity on it and no one aside from a select few people used it and even then they were incredibly vague and spread out, on top of it all they weren't really traps from what I could tell. You'll just have to go on /soc/ or ask the /cocklust/ thread they'd probably have something like that there
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helpfaggots ive been fucking my ass for the past 20 minutes and still didnt cum, is prostate orgasm a meme or should i keep going
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>>52875720
You aren't straight if you would fuck a disgusting transgender beast. You're a filthy sodomist just like the population of these threads. But you are closer to be being normal and good. Consider your choices before you make them, fren.
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>>52875632
>>52875638
>>52875665
ah shit, boys, what i'm hearin here is we got ourselves a bit of a four-way intersection of huggin on the horizon. we'll roshambo for who gets the middle position, then the three others make somewhat of a triangle around the middle boy and then activate the hug. since it's technically 2 hugs happening in total, the time gets boosted up to 2 minutes. only difficult part is rigging a contraption capable of firing a round in some sort of Wanted-style curve through the outer heads before ending at the middle one, but i could AutoCAD somethin slapdash in time.
>>52875629
well, looks like your chance to make this a quintuple-way hug just got lost like dust twistin' in the wind feat. Antwon, my guy.
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>>52875761
i think people who can't have prostate orgasms despite constant anal stimulation like you would have a different reaction with a penis that has a human being attached to it. there's only so much you can really get from what i assume is just silicone or similar going inside you repeatedly. you'd probably get one with a real guy
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>>52875767
No, that is definitely not happening unless you all pay me $100 each. You're not worth my time and effort otherwise.
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>>52875767
>your chance to make this a quintuple-way hug just got lost
good, im not a slut that hugs random druggies
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>>52875777
well i wouldnt have a problem trying a real cock if it wasnt attached to a disgusting male, so idk, perhaps its just not possible for me via self stimulation
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>>52875243
I was with a guy for 5 months. We never even held hands, let alone kissed or did sex. I'm making 100% sure (he turned out to be a cheating slut, even though he was also eager to wait longer).
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>>52875807
>if it wasnt attached to a disgusting male
well there's your problem
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>>52875201
If I can't just Yamanaka factor my fibroblasts and culture them to form oocytes, I'll have no other choice.
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>>52875746
Cool. Time to fuck traps if I don't get girls in 1 month. Although I read about a guy's depressing trap experience, but it was rather a normal crossdresser and not a trap. He said the crossdresser was much more masculine IRL, smelled like a man and he just wanted to get it over with and cried afterwards
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>>52875761
>>52875777
This I've done it for like a half hour straight and never got it. I'd get close sometimes but the build up was always too intense to keep going and arms get tired. I imagine if I'm to actually get a bf it'd be possible because it would be an intimate experience rather than just trying to get a po
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>>52875821
>He said the crossdresser was much more masculine IRL, smelled like a man and he just wanted to get it over with and cried afterwards
That's what a trap is though. Femboys are the ones on hrt and have more feminine bodies as a consequence, a trap is literally just a cross dresser. Important you make that distinction now before you're disappointed with either, because it will happen regardless
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MEOW
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>>52875790
so you're the supervisor of this quad-hug now? you officiating this here 4 Way Forte? where's the democratic process behind this appointment of power? we've got two boys doing this as a humanitarian cause, one has only gas money at stake, and i stand amidst it all as the master of ceremonies for the entire process, if anything i should be getting the money for coordinating such a feat.
>>52875804
truly telling of your state of mind where a simple suicide-squeeze between bros is inherently sensuous. one could draw conclusions about your predispositions, if anything. as it happens i'm willing to reopen the rsvp for this once in a lifetime chance. i would reconsider where you intend to stand on this.
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>>52875910
Right here, nyon.
I can't believe you all missed meow. Meowbe nyow meow can get a bf?
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>>52875920
>suicide-squeeze between bros
i want someone to love, not group hugs that will end with homo aids gangbangs
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>>52875941
Thats pretty entitled. We're gay not dames in a 40s romance flick.
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>>52875926
you're the only trip i have filtered bump, nice job setting up a target on your back now though
>I can't believe you all missed meow
you mean
>meow can't believe
at least do it right you fucking flamer
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>>52875992
i dont care, id prefer to stay alone if i cant get love
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>>52876021
I mean, you're also the only person to have filtered me, and you also somehow saw my post (and every other post I make).
Fucking tranny campfag supporting batty boy. The end of that flaming, limp-wristed degenerate stain on the volcel name was the best thing to happen to this decaying slutthread in a while.
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>>52875941
i think we've had a miscommunication somewhere along the line; a 2x2 (street term) has a basis of love beyond just the fleshly release innate to it, it's inherently nonsexual. clothed, cleaned, and flaccid, that's the trifecta that allows for the whole operation to come to fruition. if a boner rears it's ugly one eye, the process returns to zero point and we regroup. i'd go so far as to say what we're about to undertake here is beyond love, even. 3 dimensions bend at the whim of this hug's latent power, while the 4th essentially fucks off into an inconceivable geometry from the viewpoint within the eye of the cuddlestorm. no, what we've got on our hands is something that would make Third Impact look like someone right clicking on Trash Bin and hitting Empty.

death is not the end result of the quad-hug. no, that's simply another step in the directions. the real gravity of this is made manifest only eons from now, when a distant echo of a primordial schoolgirl giggle reverberates through all of what we know of as the universe. and when the Work is done, all will wonder "why do i feel such love in my soul all of a sudden?"
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>can't stop thinking about life with a bf
>constantly daydreaming about cuddling with him
>it's making me lonelier than ever
Hnngh
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>>52876079
enjoy your emo suicide hug, i dont want it
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>>52876073
>and you somehow saw my post
filtering just hides your post, obviously seeing meow hidden was a big red flag and anyone can do ctrl f
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>>52876096
a black guy and a fat white man why am i not surprised
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where did he go robots? he was the only person i was really myself with, and hes just gone..
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>>52876114
Nobody is looking for Meow except for you, though, because nobody liked Meow.
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>>52876079
>He thinks emotions that transcend love are possible to find outside of yourself
>He can't conceive of strong feelings without the need for another person to act as a flesh conduit
Insert homophobic AIDS remark
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>>52876129
is it really that easy to get a brown sub bf
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>>52876079
this is honestly the most amusing thing I've read all day. thanks, bent.
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>>52876235
depends on your standards but yeah, most brown guys like white guys becausemuh society
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Why did god make boy pussy so divine if he hates gay people?
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Why does bumble even post here if he hates fags so much
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>>52876268
He thinks he's doing something by fake seething at people, he'll rarely get a (you)
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>>52876096
Yeah, I know that feel. Ruined many perfectly good days for myself that way. Shit still gets me some days.
Stay strong, anon - we'll all find the right one someday.
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>>52876272
I like him but hes too 1 dimensional
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>>52875761
It works just fine for me. Whenever I finger my ass and cum it's worth like 25 regular orgasms.
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>>52876221
i'll cede to you the argument only one mind alone can access transcendent emotion for itself, but that is the beauty of this: four separate minds all reaching their criticality point of actualization in harmony. unified, yet distinctly individual.
>>52876245
i look forward to your attendance, anon!
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Fuuuck, I can't stop listening to ASMR roleplay videos.
They don't even cause the tingles for me anymore, I only listen to them because they're the closest I'll probably ever get to actually cuddling and kissing and caring for another human being.
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>>52876442
i've listened to the boyfriend roleplay ones, some aren't as whispery and sound pretty natural
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>>52876268
I'm not a particularly awkward or typically robot person. In fact, I'm downright chad-like irl, but I still struggle socially. Most of the time people see me as too much of an outsider to involve in things and seem dismayed by my presence; this has especially been a problem in university with its raging identitarianism. Throughout life, I've tried to stay true to my own values and live as I feel comfortable, but this didn't work out in an identitarian society. Outside of sexuality, it's had a lot of negative impacts on how I fit in with people too.
I often get along well with straight people and find a lot to talk about with them. I can't ever actually date one because they're straight, and I could never join in fully with their lad talk about fit birds.
The LGBT community was worse though. A lot of them tried to change the way I behave (make me more feminine, make me listen to gay anthems, make me wear makeup/drag, etc.), but I refused because I just didn't want to; it wasn't me. Then the gaslighting started; they told me that I only like/dislike things because homophobia has pushed me into it, and that homophobia made me "look and act straight" or avoid casual sex because I was denying myself my true identity. I thought this was stupid and sought out other LGBT stuff in the general populus, but the more I looked, the more I noticed the same insanity of forced conformity. Everyone looked gay, everyone acted gay, everyone spoke gay and did gay things, and they were all sluts (including the few that hid in straight marriages). Needless to say, I didn't want to date any of these mental cases (hence the volcelibacy). This same pervasive idea of "you don't look/act/fuck like us so you're not one of us" kept following me everywhere until I finally decided that if this mentally fucked up gathering of undateables hated me because I'd rather be myself than some faggot, I might as well hate them back.
Now you've read that, it's probably time for your ARVs.
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>>52876501
Just be urself :3
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>>52876365
When you actually self actualise and reach enlightenment, you unify with everything: all other people, all of nature, all of the universe. I'm not there yet but I know my end goal on which to meditate.
4 minds unified? Sounds like an orgy. Do it by yourself; it's way better.
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>>52876501
oh she's giving us vulernability now, interesting
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>>52876501
>In fact, I'm downright chad-like irl, but I still struggle socially
Stopped reading
Fuck off and die, normalnigger
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Bumble might be a normalnigger but hes my normalnigger, hands off
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>>52876501
masculine faggots exist you just have to specify that's what you want and you'll get it on most social media websites and/or dating apps, it's really that easy. the only reason you struggle socially is because you're too much of a faggot to relate to straight men talking about girls. if you were talking with other masculine guys about masculine faggot shit, you'd be fine. that's your only issue, and you're unironically able to solve it with about as much effort as it took you to write this entire paragraph
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>>52876575
I didn't choose to be born with an 8" dong and a good face, and it's not like those have helped me actually fit in anywhere.
>>52876541
You asked for a reason; there's my convoluted reason. Couldn't find reason amongst fags so decided to engage playful spite instead.
Plus I don't want to date campfags (i.e. all homos).
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jake gyllenhall with a beard is literally asking to catch the damn worm
tell me you wouldn't slang dong on him in that movie Enemy
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For some reason I feel like masturbating to females tonight. I don't know why. Does this ever happen to you guys?

Normally I'm 100% into dudes but I'm just in a certain mood right now.
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>>52876677
He has one of the most punchable faces in hollywood, second only to Ryan Reynolds.
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>>52876619
Grindr, no.
Tinder, no.
OKC, no.
IRL, no.
Normally my radius on these things is set so high I start seeing profiles in French and German, and still yield no results. Mascfags (or functionalfags, as I call them) are so few and far between that extreme long distance dating or international relationships become the only viable option if you want to avoid 7+ year age gaps.
Is there anything else?
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>>52876684
fuck it man, never hurts to try being straight, if anything all gays should try it as much as possible
try it out, you might be able to beat this disease
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>>52876660
Bumble you should accept my love instead of being a tsun
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>>52876709
I have food poisoning and my loo looks like it's full of fucking spanish hot chocolate that's been microwaved way too long. Please don't make me chund out the other end too.
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>>52876698
I honestly doubt that it's the case, maybe you're just having insanely flow standards for what a flamer is and what a masc fag is? I'm not where you are, since you mentioned /britfeel/ before I assume that's your situation right now and that's a much more populated area than the suburb on the west coast of America I live in. Of all places mine should be the worst in terms of flamers but I've unironically seen more masculine guys than makeup wearing sissy boys. Also, 7+ year age gaps also aren't that big of a deal if you're over 25.
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>>52876745
Why do you talk about sex all the time, im talking about love
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>>52876749
I am 21 though.
You'd be surprised; the UK has 3 types of gays in general, which flood all dating apps, dating sites, gay bars, LGBT events, etc:
>Flaming campfags that practically press the faggot-killing-missile launch button for you
>Out but mascfags who only have interest in fucking around - half are poz and none want to settle down
>Closeted mascfags who marry women and live as heteros but frequent bath-houses on the side
The amount of uncomfortable normie shit I've had to force myself to attend to confirm this is unreal. This is the most depressing country on Earth though, so yeah...
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>>52876793
>Say I'm ill and don't want to vomit
>Gays turn it sexual and allude to shit fetishes
Do you see why I'm like this yet?
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>>52876813
Ah, so there you go then. It's not that mascfags don't exist, they're just not willing to get into relationships. I'm not sure what you can really do though. I'm glad you've calmed down and aren't as spiteful as you were before, hopefully you calm down and try and talk to the few robots here that aren't aching for something up their ass
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Where exactly do i need to stab into my brain in order to get rid of my need for social interaction?
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>>52876845
Youre the one that takes shit pics, i have to watch out for gay degenerates. Why do you connect love with shitting and vomiting
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>>52876855
Fuck off, pissupthearse. I've not changed. You need to meditate more and I need to as well.
>>52876876
It's not a case of what but of where. Screw up your basal prefrontal cortex.
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>>52876876
what sucks is there's like 30 something little nodules up in there doin all that bullshit, to actually get it done you'd need outside help and sadly from what i can gather linking with others is the whole reason this is getting done in the first place. the irony is so thick in the air i can almost taste it
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Anyone know what to do with Konnyaku?
I bought a bunch to be healthy, but I have no idea what to actually do with it to make it taste good. Does it grill well or do I just put sauce on it and serve?
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>tfw no top bf to suck my weewee
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>>52875200
d-darkness?
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Why cant i make music into my bf
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>>52877181
do what now
what the
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>>52877225
Ill bf the music, gotta get meds first though. I need to get rid of need for humans
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>>52877225
Get Bent, when do you bf Moth?
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>>52877044
I want a top bf that will sometimes suck my dick and let me fuck his thighs
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>>52877181
>tfw no soft jazz bf
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>>52877305
>soft jazz
Get away from me
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>>52877246
me and moth have an understanding without words, a silent treatise if you will. i'm not gonna go into the details and implications but due to it's nature we're, for the foreseeable future, restricted to the status of "frienemies".
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moth is a boring nigger uwu
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>>52877351
moth is a reserved man. i'd say he lives by the phrase "the squeaky wheel gets the grease".
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id say that hes fucking boring because i remember him trying to become popular then giving up
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>>52877385
he's a necessary counter balance to ebb and flow of the thread, keeps it anchored, stable. his tone is sharp, his words are brief, and his nonchalance oozes like molasses from every pore
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there is no reason to control the chaos that these threads create, suck my weewee im going to sleep also stop being a druggie
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what's it called when you're a lot more than friends, but you're not in a relationship?
me and my best friend are really close. along with normal friend stuff we also have sex and tell each other that we love each other. it's not a romantic love, but it's very deep none the less.
is there even a term for this? a bromance with benefits maybe?
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>>52877482
It's called being a slut.
Get it together idiot.
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Is no one really gonna buy me some shoes
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>>52877473
i offer this counterpoint: ~~~c==3
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>>52877497
haha what??
how am i a slut? it took years for us to finally start having sex and it's quite passionate too. it's not like we're just fucking each other because we're hypersexual deviants
youre not a very nice person
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>>52877482
you're boyfriends, you dingus
that's literally what boyfriends are
conglaturatons
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>haven't fapped in 8 days
>still barely horny
wtf
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>>52877482
help him have sex with someone else and see how it feels. leave grindr open on your phone for him to see and see how he reacts. come home with another mans cum on your face and see how he feels.
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post some r9gay bruh moments pls
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>>52877542
fuck, thats weird. im not sure i love him romantically though. i love him a lot, but i can't imagine telling him i love him during sex, you know? we say it afterwards but that's different.

>>52877628
fuck that
i dont mind him fucking girls at all, in fact i encourage it. it'd crush me if he had sex with another guy though.
ive already told him that.
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>>52877694
try saying it during sex and see how it feels

fuck man, I wish my bro loved me like that
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>>52877694
"aw fuck dude, you're so tight"
"hell yeah bro, you know i've been maxin out these kegels"
"holy shit, i'm boutta nut out"
"dude i love you, dawg"


"....dude c'mon..."
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>tfw started dating my best friend after being confessed by him
>had repressed feelings for him for so long
>was so happy I couldn't sleep at night and he was really flustered too
I love him so much. I hope you anons cam get someone special that will hold you dear soon.
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>>52877740
kek the amount of dudes and bros is pretty accurate

>>52877729
i might give it a go, i think it'd feel good. im pretty nervous about it though, im afraid of how he'll react. i dont want him to think im catching feelings.
does him moaning my name indicate it might be more than platonic love?

>fuck man, I wish my bro loved me like that
i know, i dont know how i got so lucky. maybe it can happen for you too. society's changing, guys are more open to being a bit gay with each other.

>>52877852
congrats anon, im happy for you.
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>>52877889
something about this situation is cute in a weird way. two everyday best friends are fucking each other, saying each other's names during sex, most likely havin a little smooch nonchalantly throughout the day, fuck you even say "love you" after you guys finish up.
but someone comes up and says like

"is there a... thing goin on with you guys or..."

"pfffsh, no way. not even, man. UGH, outta here with that nonsense. like what, gay shit? cmoooooon, dude...PFFF, SHAH...HA-"

followed by a deluge of exaggerated dismissive hand gestures
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>>52877889
> i dont want him to think im catching feelings.
>does him moaning my name indicate it might be more than platonic love?
I laughed for like a solid minute after reading this
yes you dumbo
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i try to integrate peacefully and you can't keep my name out of your metaphorical mouths for one day
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>>52878055
You're so boring Moth, jeez.
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how do i love my bf? i give him gifts and things but apart from wanting to know everything about him (does that sound like im studying him like an object?) i don't know how to love him more. it goes without saying we hug and talk and lewd. I'm not baiting. is this the extent that i can express my love?
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>>52878127
drink his pee
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>>52878127
Show him how much you love him by killing his biggest rival or bully
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>>52878144
i'm being serious. orisd
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>>52878127
I think that depends on you anon? People express their love in many different ways, there's no set formula to it
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>>52878055
it doesn't taste /that/ bad, c'mon..
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>>52878127
take him on a date, prepare a bread basket and take him out into nature, have a small picnic, just you and him
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>>52878150
i cant think of anything else. i want to love him more. i feel like my feelings could be stronger if i found a way idk. its hard to explain.
>>52878162
how is that different than just giving him things?
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>>52878127
Google love language. Learn his love language. It's roastie shit but it works. There's no one size fits all solution. You have to understand what works for him as an individual.
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>>52877971
>"is there a... thing goin on with you guys or..."
bro this has actually happened. we were hugging each other and i kissed him on his cheek and our mutual friend saw us do it. he was like "what was that about?" and i said "we're gay as fuck, obviously" while laughing to imply i was joking
another time we were both in bed under the covers because "our legs were cold" and he gave me a stealth hand job while a mutual friend was playing xbox about 5 feet away from us lmao
people are gonna start talking if we arent more careful

>>52877972
i am dumb, im not going to argue with that
fuuuuck that's crazy. it feels good though, i kind of hope he does.
ill just see where it goes. even if we were boyfriends nothing would change between us.
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Alright fellas hello
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>>52878357
bump is going to seethe
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>>52878222
How are you gonna give him the diagnosis?
I don't know how to say this bro... we're boyfriends
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>bored of new bf
>only been together 2 months
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>>52878399
>getting bored of your bf
you do not deserve bf. please hand over all bfs immediately. your bfs will be distributed to the less fortunate anons, thank you for your cooperation
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>>52878055
Moth, once you become a trip, you can never un-trip.
at least not until you're shipped with another trip
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>tfw bf is going to be busy for the next couple weeks
>won't have anyone to talk to
I'm going to cry
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>>52878907
good that's what you get for bragging about having a bf
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>>52879221
im hardly bragging anon im just sad
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>>52879237
i don't care, it's cosmic payback go cry bitch your bf isn't going to be around
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>>52879237
wanna talk with me for a while? what do you like (to do) anon?
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>feelings of lust are more powerful than feelings of love
how do i fix this?
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>>52879391
i'll talk to you but only if you promise not to make fun of or be mean to me for having a bf...we met online here so it's not like an in-person thing
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>shit bigger and meatier shits than my bfs dick
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>>52879421
nah its okay i wont but being a bf-less virgin you should expect some flirting, which i swear i feel bad for doing its just gay instincts
do you play vidya anon? watch animu together? have esoteric talks..?
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>>52879421
if you don't want people to talk about your bf then talk about something other than your bf you dumb faggot
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Just woke up and I can't stop feeling sad, how do I stop thinking about love and companionship?
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>>52879419
Wake up and realize you're being a whore. That your love can give you lust and you should talk to your love about helping you with that lust
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should boy butt be government regulated? seen a lot of families broken up over boy pussy addiction.
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>>52879606
films, vidya and unhealthy amounts of escapist fantasy. not that any of it actually works.
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>>52879484
i like some nintendo games, im trying real hard to break my break so that i can like playing jrpgs, i really want to play those. i don't watch a lot of anime though, i don't know whats good. im kind of dumb because i don't know what esoteric means
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>>52879708
dumbo, we can watch some animu together i have few good and gay shows on backlog, i dont really play jrpgs but if you find a good one we can play together than do tell me!
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I apologize for the blogpost, but I've been talking to a guy online for two years. We've tried our best to not have romantic feelings but we revealed them months ago. He's been there for me in that medium through thick and thin. I think he's lovely, and Im even taking leave to see him. It just sucks the military complicates our future situation, I can't really go anywhere unless it's local. Guess I just need to tell you guys, you all have a chance to meet somebody. This will be my first experience sexually, and it is romantically at 21. No matter how late you are to the party, there is someone there for you. You just gotta find it.
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>>52879740
how are we going to talk anon? im just looking for a friend if that's okay
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>>52879743
why should i believe you? you don't know whether i'm loveable or not dummy
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>>52879762
thats alright, you can give me your discord or a throwaway if you want


however i forgot to mention i wont be able to be at my computer until monday, which is 4 days away..
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>>52879640
None of them help, damn.
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>>52879778
well where are you now if not your computer? i'll set up a throwaway, send me your discord please

flrxpait@sharklasers.com
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>bf always messages 'hey'
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I'm a hermit besides going to work.
I dont like leaving the house unless absolutely necessary or its at night for groceries when there's not alot of people around.
I wish a nice man would marry me so I can achieve my dream of being a housewife and mother but I'm too retarded currently to put in effort to date someone.
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Is it possible to be more of a loser than you already are or were, I don't even feel like I belong here anymore, I don't belong anywhere...
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>tfw no clingy ebf
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>tfw clingy ebf
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>>52879863
wow, nice to brag about it right after I posted not having one
so rude
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#748 freshly baked

>>52879890
>>52879890
>>52879890
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>>52870870
only if you wear them for the purpose of comfort or working out.
Don't actually go out thinking they look good.
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>>52871761
I drank my tea this morning and then drank coffee later in the day.




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