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what do you do once you've dug down to bedrock?. DIG UP AGAIN
minecraft edition, get yer ores our for da lads
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Update me on the cola drama lads
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first for i spelleded our in stead of out
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>>52875229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ir53StY280
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Don't like it when I get no (you)s. Makes me really depressed. Probably a sign I'm a big old loser.
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>>52875229
How did your disciplinary go lad?
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>>52875252
loads of cans got knocked over and people opened them and got covered in it. all cleaned up now though, drama's over
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failed my driving test for honking at the lolipop lady on a zebra crossing
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>>52875276
On day whatever of NEETdom as we speak
i knew i was getting fired
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so did poley actually get arrested or what?
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>>52875293
Arrested for the ribena piss shake?
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The last confirmed sighting of Richey Edwards was February 7, the last confirmed day he was alive was February 13.

During the interim period, hundreds if not thousands of people must have seen him, yet surprisingly a famous musician went undetected by anyone for 6 days, that alone is bizarre, and gives credibility to the notion that he may have just disappeared later
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>he thinks aberdeen is expensive
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Turning 24 this year and I can't be arsed to get my driver's license
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>he thinks his posts are funny
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>>52875318
one of the great unsolved mysteries of our age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gavcjNniIvk
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>>52875318
didn't he present on T4?
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>>52875330
I, too, turn 24 in less than a month. Feel like I'm getting too old. The Inbetweeners ended 9 bloody years ago.
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>>52875290
if you ran the bitch over they would have passed you
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This new Fedoraposter from Glasgow is a right spastic, I preferred the says when we Fedoraposter about seasonal affective disorder
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>>52875345
Read it again, daft cunt.
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Ive set myself some personal goals to achieve in the foreseeable future. Stuck them up on a post-its on a 3x4 grid. Colour coded by category.

Hope theres gonna be an empty wall soon and/or they get replaced with new ones. Any of you interested in them, just state the grid reference.
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>>52875330
>driver's license
Excuse me lad, but this is a yank-free zone
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>>52875398

B2 let's see these goals anon
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>>52875384
He doesn't even understand fedora posting
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Have I carved enough my lord? Child, you are a bone.
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>>52875398
A1 please lad
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>>52875443
What's this picture from? I want to go to the video and abuse them in the comments
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADnTJoXZNpk

*drives family into the britfeel canal*
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>>52875398
c4 pls

>>52875445
lost 4lb today somehow
still a bit fat desu
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>>52875411
Finish reading 5 data/stats books

>>52875448
Bring 1 packed lunch per week to work for the next 12 weeks.

Both sound fucking dull but first one Im mostly there and its to improve my skills and second one is to help me save some money rather than eating out every lunch. Keeping things grounded and realistic so its achievable.
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>>52875484
Lift 5,4,3,2. i,e;

500lbs deadlift
400lbs squat
300lbs bench
200lbs press

This is my fave one lad.
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>>52875484
I don't think that line is about weight loss but I'm proud of you anon.
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>https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/about
FYI
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>>52875493
You know what that actually sounds like a cool idea for completing goals desu. Gonna do it for myself. Reckon I'll enjoy peeling off the notes as I achieve things. Cheers anon
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>>52875502
thanks i might give that a go
divided by 10 ofc

>>52875506
i guessed
just having a bit of a laugh
i think not eating anything and drinking rum helped with the weight lost
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>>52875516
Yeah, do it man. Thats the idea. Stick them up on the wall infront of my desk so I see them whenever I sit down at the laptop. Then make it my aim to peel them off.

Keep it grounded and realistic. Things you can have direct influence over, and within next 6 to 12 months.
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>>52875523
you might want to get that lump on your nut sack checked out
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Feeling so lonely tonight lads, not sure what to do about it either
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>>52875523
are you the fag who's dating cola?
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>>52875542
*manly hugs*
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>>52875549
no that's just another who wishes he was dating cola
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>>52875553
Thanks lad, appreciate it originally
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>>52875536
I'm also going to do it lad. You influential bastard haha.
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>>52875266
>BLACKEDshirt

fucking kek
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>tfw 27 year old NEET and still living at home
Can't even entertain the idea of dating in this sad scenario
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>>52875549
No but we're chums
>>52875541
I have no current STDs
>>52875570
>Tfw no gf
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>>52875585
Alri me haha
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just like to say fuck you all(except some nice lads) and hope you have a shite day tomorrow. I'm off to bed now.
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>>52875586
probably just cancer then
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god I wish I had cancer
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I have no work ethic
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>>52875586
tell me something interesting about cola/her bf
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>>52875542
Have you tried being less shit?
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>>52875229
>https://github.com/weatherfu/opimage
collection of op images from the archives for (You) lads
i'll try to find the psds the links are somewhere in the archive
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>>52875596
sweet dreams sugar
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>>52875542
You could only feel lonely if you've had somebody for company in the past
so are you a normalfag scum or not?
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na night paIs
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>>52875648
Yes, it's hard to stop
>>52875689
My parents?
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>>52875724
*tucks you in and turns off the light*
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>>52875658
That would be great lad.
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Moni...I was lonely!
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>>52875762
*farts and starts snoring incredibly loudly*
I bought this eye mask recently and it's helped with my sleep. Just need to be going to bed a couple hours earlier
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>>52875658
song for (You) based lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ustTnrPxmLQ
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one more stone to lose
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>>52875820
i need to get to bed myself desu
meant to be phoning the std clinic in the morning to make appointment for my vaccine booster
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>get into bed
>feel hungry again
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>>52875858
>std clinic
you got aids?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM
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Any lasses on your mind lads or any you want to post?
I'm finally realising if I wasn't an autist I could have had a gf a long while ago turns out there's been a few women who've actually liked me.
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>>52875888
no you spaz
going there is why i don't have aids or warts or hep
or any of a whole of bunch of stuff they tested me for and gave me vaccines against
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>>52875914
just wrap your willy, don't be silly!
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What kind of a prostitute only works Mon-Fri, people have jobs woman. I guess evenings are an option but I'd have to travel, doesn't leave much time. Why are there no decent prozzies in my area
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>>52875932
as much as that is good advice it not really fool proof
especially after a few drinks
one time i somehow got a condom half way down my dick when it was on inside out
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>>52875911
I cant stop thinking of her
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>>52875911
Office qt, she's too perfect. Face, body, personality. Worst part is she sits opposite me so I have to deal with that every day, knowing I can't have her.
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A new low for the Banbury chubster.
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>>52876006
Amer is a billionth of the man Shippy is
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>>52875967
Condoms, how do they work eh? I think I put it on the wrong way too, girl had to do it for me
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>>52876006
>3 minutes ago

Poley why are you now shitting on him anonymously? What did the poor bastard do this time
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>>52875911
Can't get this weird Christian girl I know out of my mind. I really like talking to her.
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>>52876006
>Poley talking shit about someone's personality
HOWLING
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>his personality leaves much to be desired
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>>52875963
Why not just get tinder lad? or hell even Discord, two lads at my work got properly lucky, one got flown out to Ireland for the week at the woman's expense and the other the woman came from Wales to drive him over the English border and shag him for the weekend. Oddly whilst at work the first one who got flown out was a gigantic autist who only talked about Hitler and the Nazis but apparently around women he's apparently dead different which I wasn't at all expecting, as in zero confidence and here he is getting women to fly him out the fucking nutter.
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>>52876035
they're only meant to go on one way because of how they're rolled up
fuck knows how i got it to cover so much of my dick but needless the say it ripped after a few seconds
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>>52876060
I laughed altogether too much at this
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>>52876076
Go home, nonvirgin scum.
Incels envy you.
Volcels feel disgust at you.
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>>52876099
>Incels envy you
it's something to aspire to
i'm not very good looking desu
you've just got to put yourself out there and not set your standards unrealistically high
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>>52875911
Just this person I accidentally got infatuated with despite knowing I wasn't compatible with anyone in the world romantically. Realised my feelings definitely weren't reciprocated a few days ago and feeling ago bit shit for letting my self get caught up in thinking I could be normie and happy for a while.
Looking forward to a few days time when I can surround myself with vidya and purge all the left over feels from my head and go back to comfortable solitude once more. Not going to make it lads.
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>>52876125
We're all gonna make it lad, just takes a lot of time for some of us
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Just woke up wahey laddos
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Im gonna spend all me money on designer brands
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>>52875789
Found some of the psd
Coral
>https://mega.nz/#!XPgVmAiC!vz44ysdxFlSj7u2DWsmpvDyfRYKTXOV17Tq5f4XDOtY
Greggs
>https://mega.nz/#!bfgnxagL!BctGzmMwHHlsGXfAR0mE-_YdHQaybyIAvMIqDNs8BgQ
/britfeel/ 2018
>https://mega.nz/#!Ob4DkQaJ!iCo69fJg3cIZiWAsO57cJ7IN0m1Tyi6xpGmMxUANStw

From >>48128864

A different link is dead
>https://mega.nz/#!6bAWRaJS!zWL2RBCHUQ2KO5Hb2gQiva-Gf0Xgj1_QB8jB6TIN76U
From >>44775694
>half a gb
It's the same as the above /britfeel/ 2018 psd

I'll mirror them to github compressed in a 7zip archive so it's a quicker download for any lads with a slow connection

>>52875836
Thanks lad it's a nice song
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>>52876183
>Can't scan the file before downloading

sorry but I don't trust it
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>>52876151
I hope you do m8, but I doubt I will. I'll be ok though, I'll just keep on distracting myself with things I like until I eventually die
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>>52876201
It's a photoshop psd mate what's not to trust
Stop using chrome
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>>52876183
Mega has psd previews now, that's pretty nifty.
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>>52876236
Download it and post screenshots of the document in photoshop and I'll consider.
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eating coffee ice cream and drinking whiskey at 1am on a week night
where did it all go so right
sure i've been single 8 years but i've got nothing to do tomorrow
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>>52876265
Yeah it's an old style. I'll keep looking
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>>52875963
Maybe she classes it as a job and goes out giving it away for free on the weekends.
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>>52876361
had seven cans of lager myself, no one's perfect.
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>>52876374
are you actually using XP lad?
Pretty comfy choice of OS
Even then if this is a linux rice that's also pretty cool
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>>52876265
Found it
>https://drive.google.com/open?id=1weG783mBt0K3b4hptPMnx4rgEH5sbOEL
From >>40997042
I'll mirror all of them, there's also a seperate /britfeel/ arms psd
>>52876443
Windows 7 with classic theme. Hate aero uses too lots of resources
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>>52876458
didn't even know that was a feature Anon! tempted to go back now from 10, but I know I'll eventually either go back to Windows 7 or Linux just MUH Games.
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Na night lads tuckered out from a long day of vidya!
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I'm the only one left. The thread is all mine
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>oh no it isn't!
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>OH YES IT lS!
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What you cunts up to tonight then?
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>>52876756
just passing time until I get tired
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heroin

gets me every time
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>>52876173
why do you envy me for getting mud on my gucci???
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>>52875911
just cant get over that one girl from sixth form that you could of been with but were too much of a pussy to even try.

everyone else is inferior, not even worth trying
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Mirrored the psd files
>https://github.com/weatherfu/psd
There are previews of each file

Time for bed, good night lads
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Yeah it's bustin' on my block, you better hide
Cuz I cool wit' killers, they ain't scared to die
One-one call in the folks, they gon' ride
Oh, you scared of death? Well, nigga it's your time
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Now I really am all alone
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Wanking to Facebook pictures lad, is it okay to do when the women in question liked me?
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>>52877444
Sure why not, you're not hurting anyone
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>tfw, not realsing the compass points back to where you spawned
all this time wasted panicking.
just got some right loot and got it back to norfHQ
got us a bell boglad
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>only 4am
not gonna make iyt
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Some get this dude some cIippers
his frickin beard is weird
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>>52877934
what time are you wanting to stay up till?
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>>52878591
At least 2pm. Going for lunch with family
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>>52878604
madlad. i usually am no use to man nor beast if i'm staying up. gets to 12 and i'm fucked
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god I'm hungry
I mean I'm hungry all the time but today I'm especially hungry
been forever since I had a good old pigout
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Finished Childhood's End. It was dumb on many levels but not unwatchable
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Might pop to the shop for a sip or two
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ventured too far out on minecraft and had no food left. flying bastids got me. only lost sand though, but all those fucking xp's ahhhhh
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-48615274

Ideal job for Poley, West Midlands police want volunteers to look at nonce pics for 8 hours a day
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>>52875229
just woke up and had a nice morning wank to some black smol slag getting railed and choked by a beefy white lad like myself.

*raises glass*
FOR THE MISCEGENATIONERS!
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>>52875523
Why did mtfg tell you to come her you autistic spic?
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travis scott type beat
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>>52878966
The only good thing about it is Charles Dances voice
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>>52879672
nice. i'm off to bed now
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>>52879749
Yeah he was great. Everything else though...
>out of 7 billion people they pick a good ol American farm boy to be their messenger and the entire world listens to him
>lol people dont age for 20 years because there's world peace
>money-less utopia where no one needs to work but people are still waiters and other menial shit
>all powerful aliens actually work for an even more all powerful alien and it's kinda a dick now your planet is dead bye
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>>52878966
>Childhood's End
The book was better. Show makes no sense.
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i really miss that lad called chika, has anyone seen him recently? he was so cute x
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going to stop wanking for a couple of days lads
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love fanny me, absolutely blood love fanny
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Looking forward to getting comfy and watching this

https://youtu.be/MnUzj4BLsow
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Was in the mood for more crap sci-fi so watching this absolute SHITE
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>>52880371
IIRC he murdered his mistress and then drove off a cliff, net typical comfy material
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>>52880371
Look at that suave murderous bastard. Dont make them like that anymore
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watching this rn lads
>tfw no vicki pipe gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTmumbrKohs
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realised that my room is very uncomfy.
cant do anything about it atm since im moving out soon. im gonna get a comfy lounge chair, maybe a tv, facing a window so i can look outside instead of a blank wall. hang some frames, maybe a shelf with some (comfy) tat on it, get something scented.
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>>52880371

>Was considered for the role of James bond
>Ended up spending all his time in the casino and killing people anyway
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>>52880382

Oh don't they anon?
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I'll have a martini barkeep, shaken, not stirred
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In London, April's a spring month
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Shit weather today lads
Heating has been on all night and I'm still freezing this morning

What are your plans for the day lads
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>>52880634

Had my heating on to last night.

Day of waging today so gonna so some shopping, watch some documentaries, perhaps buy a book and a jigsaw puzzle too
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tdee formula seems oddly specific, and even just a difference of 50 equates to 10 pounds
I don't trust it, when I was a fat cunt I didn't have to worry about this shit
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Hm feel a poo brewing lads
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>>52875293
he did yes but now he's pretending he actually met someone and had a nice day to cover it up
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>>52880652
Nice one lad. Post pics of the jigsaw puzzle if you buy one
I'm about to watch
>Archer.2009.S10E03.PROPER.1080p.WEB.H264-MEMENTO
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Niggas plottin' told them niggas slide. (Ay)
I got the .30 in the FN and I won't hide
You pussy niggas out here scared of homicide
My niggas is real killers, fuck wit us, it's suicide
(Damn)
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had a dream i was playing football with you lads in an empty GAME store last night. there was too many of us and everyone wanted to be on ebin's side, so shippy and poley went on the other team vs like 13 of us. poley was in goal and fucking awful, shippy was awesome and scored a fair few goals despite it being 13 v 2
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>>52880787
Based dream fren have this apu
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Do you need windows 10 to play windows 10 minecraft? What's the difference anyway , is it touchscreen
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>>52880782
based lyricposter
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Anyone else always tired?
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>meant to go out into this torrential downpour
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>>52880958
>Do you need windows 10 to play windows 10 minecraft?
Yes
>What's the difference anyway
Controller support
Realms are crossplatform
>Anyone playing on Xbox One S, Xbox One X, Nintendo Switch, Android, iPhone, iPad, Windows 10, Windows Phone, Amazon Fire tablets or Gear VR can play together.
>is it touchscreen
idk
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>>52880373
it any good? reminds me of Dominion, have you seen Killjoys? now thats shit sci fi
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>>52881043
>it any good?
haha lord no. All the characters are really annoying or dumb and take to 'its the end of the world lol' with total ease. Like the dad is a a bookworm goof but by episode 3 he's killing people and cracking jokes.
>Dominion
saw the movie and first season and got bored
>Killjoys
saw 3 eps and dropped it. Found the production and directing style really grating.
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>Last month, another UK woman said she was "absolutely appalled" after receiving a playsuit she purchased online, with "washed out blood stains between the legs".
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Come out come out wherever you are SP, I know you're hiding in here somewhere
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>>52881166
HE'S ONLY JUST FINISHED EXAMS LEAVE HIM ALONE
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>>52881101
>playsuit
what is this
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POST YOU BASTARDS POST
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Another day of toil, looking forward to seeing my stats for yesterday, hoping for something really low

>>52881010
Yes, vitamins make a difference
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>>52875542
Play a warcraft private server and help guildmates level. I guarantee that all of the most interesting people to talk to are hanging out using mmo to chat.
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>>52880787
What was the final score?
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Officially homeless lads. Smoking a fatty in my hotel room.
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>>52876173
I have always got my nice clothes from car boot sales.
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looking forward to the scea gets arrested for possesion of a class b drug arc

absolute mong smoking drugs in a hotel room
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>>52881317
what city are you in fren? did you make it to blackpool?
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>>52881342

I've seen people arrested in a hotel I was staying at before because they were smoking weed and refused to leave the hotel
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What do you think of this picture? The amount of thought put into it is amazing.
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>>52881304
Have you ever thought about compiling your escapades into a book?
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>>52881367
>what city are you in fren?
Not far from Wigan fren.

>did you make it to blackpool
Tomorrow. Didn't go today because need to be somewhere local later.
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>>52875229
How do we fix british girls?
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>>52881381
>implying there's anything to fix
they're literally perfect
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>>52881304
>vitamins make a difference
only if you have a legitimate paki diet with no fruit or veg
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even as a leftie, im absolutey fed up of the oppression-olympics. people whining about cyberpunk now and how it's transphobic and ableist, these people will find anything to get offended about to feel like they're making a difference
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>>52881387
post the nordic comparison pls
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how the fuck are you supposed to make friends
i wish there was an app where you could enter your interests/favourite games/etc., and it shows a map of other people in your area with the same interests.
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>>52881381
close down clubs, pubs shut by 11, curfew at 12, tax all alcohol more whether its from a pub or supermarket, ban excessive makeup, adopt a form of social credit to get the general population to start acting decently
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>>52881381
humans aren't redeemable and your only goal in life should be getting away from them
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>>52881389
Do these people have any hobbies outside of talking about this stuff? I follow a few trans people on twitter and 99% of what they talk about is being trans like they don't think about anything else.
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>>52881368
Smoking weed in a hotel room is a stupid idea. What an absolute mong
I hope he gets arrested and kicks off because he hates police then they tazer him
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>>52881389
>cyberpunk
>transphobic and ableist
how?
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>>52881381
You dont need to, feminism is removing them from the gene pool. We just need to raise our daughters to be proper women.
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>>52881430
Sadly these slags will probably breed and their degenerate genes will be passed on.
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>>52881410
>I follow a few trans people on twitter
why?
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>>52881419
dont know about the ableist but the game has an advertisement futa in it.
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>>52881430
>feminism is removing them from the gene pool
yes mate slags dont have 5 kids or anything
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>>52881410
hard to believe they do have anything better to do. used to have quite a few trans/tv/cd friends, a lot of them said they dressed to feel valued and told they're attractive/pretty etc, which they dont get "as a man". which i can see where they're coming from as most blokes are rarely complimented. few times i'd see all the trans/cd/tv people they follow on instagram, it was all selfies at good angles fishing for compliments
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>>52881438
I don't actually know, I just follow people who occasionally post funny things but a lot of people who do that also feel the need to air their personal shit that no one cares about at all.
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can't believe women have the audacity to not have sex with me just because im ugly lads
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>>52881403
>pubs shut by 11
Most of them do
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>>52881446
So they were just attention whores? Did any of them actually look good?
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>>52881389
American leftism has infected this country. It's no longer about class struggle (which doesnt exist in the same way in america). Now it's all about our unchangeable characteristics. When I was a teenage lefty, I learned that we shouldnt judge people on their sex, race etc. But now it's like a left wing commandment that we should.
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>>52881446
>most blokes are rarely complimented
looking thick, solid and tight bro keep up the good work
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>>52881444

They live on birth control and abort when that fails
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>>52881419
that poster this lad >>52881443 posted. saying its being played for laughs instead of it just being a corporation being exploitive ingame, in a world/genre where body modification is accessible and almost neccessary
the ableist thing is because at least in the cyberpunk2020 tabletop rpg because people lose "humanity" if they get too many cybernetic implants/limbs etc. they're ignoring the fact that was put in as a game balancing mechanic
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>>52881467
you're kidding yourself if you think they dont just just knocked up at 30 or whenever they get bored
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>>52881456
Comfy and wholesomepilled, enjoy yer grub.
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>>52881443
Everyone should be offended by this filth
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>>52881446
>most blokes are rarely complimented.
just have women friends or go to gay clubs, women don't compliment strangers once you know them they compliment you and gay guys are thirsty as fuck as long as you lift
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>>52881455
it was mixed, some passed, some looked nice in a femboy kind of way then there was the ones who were just real low effort blokes in a dress and stubbly (yet somehow they'd still have people complimenting them and pajeets asking for sex lol).
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Feel like getting into lifting because of some flavour of the month manga I'm reading but I'm a bit of a bean pole so I'd look ridiculous.

Is this the sort of thing you can do alone in your house?
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>>52881443
Seems pro-tranny to me tbqh lad the middle one and the left one look like something out of a pride parade
>>52881473
>saying its being played for laughs
So are they being anti-tranny if they're admitting that something that looks pro-tranny is actually just a joke
> cyberpunk2020 tabletop rpg because people lose "humanity" if they get too many cybernetic implants/limbs etc
Not quite sure where they're getting ableist from that
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got to go to my nan's house at the weekend and I wish I didn't
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Just been told to set a profile picture on the work systems

Doesn't have to be one of me

Thinking
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>>52881560
Bitch dont ignore me >>52881370
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>>52881568
I had interest in that a few years ago, someone contacted me but I was suspicious and didn't continue communication with them

I need an ending
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>>52876006
>his personality leaves much to be desired
said Poleaboo - of someone else other than him, no less.
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>>52881560
A Yakuza character
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>>52881581
the most interesting thing in your life is you recording girls shitting, you have no valuable insights, no personality and an incredibly mundane life
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>>52881593
Went for this instead

Figured it would be more attention grabbing, most Yakuza characters literally just look like paki people
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good to know all your work mates are gonna think you're a nonce
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>>52881585
I didn't mean he has a lack of personality, it's just that he could be kinder

>>52881599
Once I have a bf, the story can be written
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Poley you are one of the most self-serving and vile people in the entire country so don't give us this about others not being kind.
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>>52881613
Better that than them having no opinion of me at all
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ah, maybe I should have gone with Pepelino/clown pepe

Could still change it
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>>52881602
People will think you're a pedo
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>>52881642
What happen with your train meet other day
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>>52881666
he got stood up then pretended he met a 6'2 chad
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What's some tat I can give my dad for fathers day lads?
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think i might have to give up tea lads.
lately when i've been having a cuppa my heart rate has shot up and i feel panicked. :(
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>>52881621
>Once I have a bf,
gay people hate trannies and tranny chasers lose interest once they meet a tranny in person - once you transitions you destined yourself to a life in which your only value is sex, you will never have a long term relationship
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my new favourite band i like it helps release anger and sadness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdVobP7DegY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yo9zPfmVEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAaq0mpk9TE
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>>52881666
I went well, did a write up on my blog recently

I'm surprised such a Chad would post here
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>>52881732
Yeah me too, yet here I am
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>>52881732
yeah almost as if the entire things fiction
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>>52881732
We have plenty of chads, KP, shut in, Andrew, DM, Mayuri etc.
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>>52881809
The only chad in britfeel is help helper lad.
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It's pretty cold out but wearing a coat in june would feel weird
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Morning pals, woke up at 6am today but the missus was still asleep, didn't want to leave her side, you know what I mean.
Ended up cuddling until just gone 11, then I got her a glass of water to wake her up, what a sweetie.
Nuffin much on the agenda for me today boysies, if the weather's kind I'll take lurcher for a walkabout, me and my better half ave planned to not eat all day then get a norty kebab for supper, ace.

What's new with you lads?
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>>52881840

>June
>Sunniest month of the year
>Potentially 18 hours of sun per day
>6 days of complete overcast
>108 hours of potential sun wasted

I'm practically getting SAD in midsummer here
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>>52881855

This entire post reeks of LARP, you should stick to poleaboo fun facts Gordon, they are brilliant, where as this LARP is 2/10 at best
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Today's Poley Fun Fact may be my favourite, short and to the point
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Remember to stay hydrated lads
If you don't have a drink go and make one
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also remember to breathe on occasion lads
and wipe your own arse
I'm helpful.
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>>52881969
thanks for the reminder lad, need to stay hydrated to stop getting hemorrhoids
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>>52881809
>KP
No proof

>shut in,
he's a DISTANT #2 compared to the guy I met
He's taller, more muscular, better looking etc

>Andrew,
not even 6 foot

>DM,
manlets can't be chads

>Mayuri etc.
manlets can't be chads
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>>52881976
>compared to the guy I met
yes lad it must be hard to stack up against people you made up
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>>52881973
For me, it's to stop getting headaches
>>52881972
Breathing is automatic like blinking. You're not breathing and blinking manually, are you?
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Been watching some funny shit on Youtube lads
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>tfw no comfy sex lounge chair
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>>52881909
Would a picture help?
Perhaps me and me kebab with the missus' supper in shot too?
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>>52881902
>SAD

I get it in reverse, absolutely hate sunny days
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>>52881990
Would love a selfie with him but I don't think he trusts me
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>>52882040
jesus he doesn't trust the lad who recorded girls shitting and posted shippys face on 4chan after shippy told him not to no idea why he wouldn't trust you
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>beanboy trying to dox people

sad sad man.
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>>52882062
I saw him post yesterday. Who is he? Why is he tripping? I mean I fucking hate hispanics anyway but this cunt seems to be on another level.
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>>52882073
Not sure lad, just know he's fishing for information to try and dox people.
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>>52882073
He was just trying to score good boy points so one of the /mtfg/ will be his e-gf.
Seems pretty retarded but harmless, would probably fit in here
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>>52882055
>after shippy told him not to
he said he didn't care, I'm sure of it
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>>52882073
He's a chaser who mostly hangs out in mtfg, and he's upset with the guy poking cola, dunno why tho.
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>>52882099
he didn't, check your blog you specified on it that he didn't want you to but after you did he forgave you
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Reportfag going berserk over the abuse Poley's getting.
>Grr if only they were going against the rules!! Then I'd nab them!
he utters.
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>>52882110
Plus even if he did say he cared, that wouldn't stop Poley anyway. When did he ever care about the privacy of others?
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>>52881976
Andrew is 6ft and visibly taller than you
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What's with all the yellow on /b/ lads? Why is yellow the colour of anti-porn?
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I stay noid, who else is noided?
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>>52882122
nah, he's 5;11 at best
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>>52882125
Looks like people are trying to make /b/ good again, and /pol/acks are taking advantage of this and pointing out the overwhelming jewish presence in the porn industry

quite funny overall
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>>52882136
I stay yeeted
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>>52882154
You're taller than you want to admit Amer.
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>>52882157
Yeah but what's the significance of yellow? Do jews hate yellow or something
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fucking burgerpunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkmHmMa4C0o

>>>/lit/13287339
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>>52882175
I measured myself, I'm 5'8
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>>52882178
A yellow flag is flown by a ship to indicate the presence of disease on board.
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>>52882215
Shippy is 6'2 and you're not much shorter in the selfie.
What's your excuse there? Different distance from the camera?
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>>52882215
>responded to his real name

Finally getting over the tranny phase huh?
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>>52882232
Poley posted that photo purely to try and upset Shippy. If only he knew it would be his own downfall.
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>>52882232
Shippy is not 6'2, maybe 6'1 but quirky chad is the tallest person from here that I've met, he's also in the best shape amongst all those 6 foot and above

Might be nice is some other guys from here would hang out with the two of us, he's been a long time poster but very isolated due to where he lives
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>>52882240
Caitlyn Jenner does it and she also said she's not mad at people calling hre Bruce
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>>52882250
You have a warped perception of height.
And does that mean the lads below 6ft are in better shape?
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>>52882250
When are you going to give shippy some of that sweet girl vagina
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>>52882250
I seem to remember the idea of a north west gang bang being floated around here with some interest?
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Lads.
Good afternoon to you.
What will you do today to avoid the drama?
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>>52882283
I'll happily take dibs on arranging the south west version of the same.
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Where the fuck do I go to fuck 40-60 year old cougars reee
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>>52881437
The state of #2 in that photo.
I know a lot of them will get it out of their system and get a straightforward job, settle down and find a partner, but it doesn't make it easy to look at. My solution is just keep away - this can't be fixed in my lifetime.
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>>52882314
Try a salsa class?
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>>52882314
Fetlife my dude. The meme is true.
Join local groups, go to a munch, act nice, find a hotwife or two.
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>>52881855
>What's new with you lads?
I added you to my shitlist, you larping turd.
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>>52882298
For me, it's cleaning my room like a good boy.
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>>52882310
like a touring gangbang, but in Cornwall
I mean that shit is rife around here anyway, but it'd be nice to have new talent visit
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>>52882263
>You have a warped perception of height.
I disagree
I can see that Mayuri and DM are pocket size and no one believes otherwise

>And does that mean the lads below 6ft are in better shape?
No, quirky chad is more athleticly built
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>>52882373
Make sure you get all the cracks cleaned out
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Reading through my mums email. Found some stuff I've never seen before, just photos and really old conversations with my family members etc. She died about a year and a bit ago, so this shits just tearing me up. Was gonna do some work but now I'm just fucked...
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>>52882395
pretty weird to be going through someones private chats even if it was your mum's
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Just had a poo ALL over the thread and YOU LADS have to clean it all up.
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>>52882416
not really, she wasn't very good with tech so she'd give me passwords etc, and theres nothing really confidential. Was really just looking for pictures and just found some of those odd early 2000s emails with the odd slang. so yeah, idc.
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>>52882423
>cleaning it up
hahaha good one!
*rolls around in the poo*
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Bought 20 USB sticks lads and Jake from DPD is dropping 'em in by teatime. He's a bit of a twink if any if you gays want details.

PS: if we shit up the Google Captcha stuff enough, will that make their auto driving cars crash more?
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>>52882004
classic britfeel this haha
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>>52882021
That is a Le Corbusier recliiner, a design classic and wasn't actually created for sex.
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>>52882062
Isn't beanboy by definition Shippy?
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>>52882456
>PS: if we shit up the Google Captcha stuff enough, will that make their auto driving cars crash more?
Usually you have to select 3 or 4 images, of these images 1 or 2 will be known to be the object they're asking you to find, the rest are images that need confirming. It would require a huge coordianated effort to effect the dataset at all.
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Don't know what to do with myself today, lads.
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>>52882480
lad, you're on 4chan, we all have serious questions to ask of respective selves here.
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>>52882178
The yellow star the nazis made them wear, idunno
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>>52882456
USB flash drives are like a fiver each why have you spent 100 quid on USB flash drives
Unless you bought chinese usb 2.0 in which case you might as well throw them away they are worthless trash with terrible read/write speeds
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>>52882526
>>>/b/catalog

Consider why everything is yellow.
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>>52882550
You bloody what, lad?
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>>52882314
Why do you want to lad?
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>>52882099

I said I was happy for you to take a photo of us, you said you wanted to take a picture of us for yourself. You then specifically said you wouldn't post it anyway, and I asked you to blank it out, if you ever did
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>>52882345
>Fetlife

whats that mate
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>>52882574
I guess one of us misheard the other or both of us did

I'm sure I said I blur/obscure your face but you said that you didn't care, I'm sure we had this exchange more than once
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>>52882655
that's a lad too
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If anyone is interested about yesterdays results

Despite doing 5 calls MAX per hour, I still managed to average out of 10 due to smashing emails in the last 3 hours when I was off the phones

Very disappointed in myself
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>>52882780
Moni if you don't want to work anymore I'll be your sexy sugar daddy.
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>>52882521
Then what of this for their dataset?
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>>52882549
About 64GBP on 20 drives to sell on eBay.
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>>52882704
there goes muh boner
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>>52882813
You must be hard up lid, is it really worth it?
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>>52882823
man or not lad I'm sure you'd fill it's arse with your serum. I would any day of the week.
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>>52882791
YES YES YES

So you gonna take me out on dates and show me off, right?
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>>52882763
>>52882763
>>52882004
>>52875443
>>52875494
>>52875345

This is what avatarfagging looks like lads. Hop to it.
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>call should last 2 minutes MAX
>put them on hold and drag it out to 10 minutes
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>>52882833
not hard up, I like selling small stuff.
I take a 3GB 16GB USB stick, turn it into a bootable Linux (Kali, Tails, Parrot, etc), tweak the setup to make it 'better' (encrypted partition, nuke key etc) and sell it them to people who don't want the ball ache of doing it themselves. It's a fun project and keeps me in beer[1] money.

[1] Monster Ultra citron, obviously.
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>>52882840
BUT I CANNOT THERE ARE MUSHMALLOWS IN IT'S BUMBUM
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>realises his pathetic attempts to denounce the ultimate chad poster
>tries to get me and my compatriots banned
If ya got h8erz, you're doing something RIGHT!
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>>52882880
>3GB 16GB
that should've been 3GBP 16GB
whoops
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>>52882900
>you're
"yous" or "YUZ"
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>>52882888
succ them out lad ;)
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>>52882880
Fair enough lad, you're providing a service rather than just putting a markup on em. How much do you sell them for?
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i lost my job and my gf left me lads, how the fuck do i cope
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>>52882880
whats a nuke key
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>>52882844
If you look as sexy as you did in the selfie you took the other day then yeah.
You've really improved since we last met, maybe if I can get back into your good books you'll also let me slip into your panties x
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Still in shock that Len lad is fucking cola
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>>52882940
wheres this selfie
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>>52882940
>Wanting to fuck this horse faced psychopath.
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>>52882955
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52844545/#52852856
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>group job interview
>everyone else is much more well spoken and has done more interesting things
I swear I used to be able to express myself better before I took those SSRIs. I've felt thick headed ever since.
>>
Back from lunch. Full and sleepy might have a nap
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>>52882982
hmm not bad at all
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>>52882923
Base Kali is about 8GBP. Add on an encrypted partition and it's 12GBP. Add on a nuke key and it's 16GBP.

>>52882939
Self-destruct for the whole drive, in case of shit hitting the fan.
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>>52882975
rude though
he can't help how he looks mang
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QsXjBhmp34

yup
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Lazy Thursday in coz it's raining.
What are the boysies up to?
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>>52882951
Lenlad died lad, unless he's a necro
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>>52883088
nice gay everything
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>>52883079
Why couldn't he help himself with his stalking and poo gazing?

>>52883088
fuck off fishnonce
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>>52883088
I think I'll have a wank lad but it is quite nippy. My cock becomes small and unresponsive if I don't wank for a few days, it's very strange.

Up to anything enjoyable?
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>>52883108
Not really, no.
Peep show is enjoyable I guess.
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>>52883097
>stalking and poo gazing
I deliberately did not mention that.
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>>52883088
what lovely hands.
please also see
>>37842102
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>>52883094
>>52883097
>>52883108

>responding to notorious attention seeker and mentally ill tranny nonce Cola
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Distant number two? Better than nothing. Introduce me to your paki sister. Would love to go see killswitch engage with her.
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Cola's post was literally to inform us that they're doing nothing and it's warmed up the general. Not bad going.
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>>52881976
>manlets can't be chads
what about all the manlets in Hollywood?
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>>52883157
Pipe down and accept your fate, manlet
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>>52882632
1. take that word, put .com after it in a browser address bar.
2. get a burner email address
3. sign up using 2. and have a look around
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>>52883040
What did you have to eat lad? Did you have pudding?
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>>52882314
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH7SfLIZe_s
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>>52883066
It's a good little side earner. How much do Ebay and Paypal rape you?
>>
Some old woman watching love island content on her phone really loudly. Some people are so rude.
I was trying to watch an episode on my phone, with no headphones, of one piece.
Why are normans so selfish!
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>>52883155
That wasn't me desu I've been posting on mtfg
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>>52883186
2 sausages 2 eggs load of chips phwor mushroom toast and an orange lucozade
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>>52883088
>hairy bloke arms
disgusting
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>>52883211
heard you're dating an underaged boy
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>>52883262
Well he is under my age
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>>52883194
SEXXXUAL PRIME
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>>52883272
fuck off you fishfaced nonce.
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parents wont let me have food
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>>52883304
its for your own good chumby wumby
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>>52883322
but i worl amd pay for my own food. im not even allowed breakfest

some new age crap about fasting

im gonna get in the car and eat food in there
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>>52883272
Cola the noncecase
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>>52883083
I'm in the wrong job, I'm not a "vagician". How does he stop himself burying his face in it?
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>>52883092
What did he die of? I unironically liked Len.
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>>52883364
Caught hiv from cola and killed himself. I'm not even making that up either.
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>>52883394
another win for team virgin
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>>52883415
lol

>>52883331
>>52883304
im eating a whole bag of cheesy balls to myself
food gives me euphoria. you jelly?
>>
What fags do yous smoke? Do you smoke them for flavor or just out of habit
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>>52883364
Cancer or something, he was alright for a while but got obnoxious near the end
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>>52883442
I vape mate, only buy baccy for joints and I get Old Holborn Gold.
Packets of fags are a mugs came, 10 quid for a few days worth of fags or 10 quid for baccy that'll last you a month.
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*fucks up socially in britain*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxvUncWei48&lc=Ugghz23aOkG14HgCoAEC
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>>52883455
Why roll tobbaco in weed?
>>
So whats going on with brexit? Every deal keeps getting blocked. Are we leaving or not?
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>>52882655
You can tell it's a trap because normal women would never fathom shitting marshmallows out their arses. Traps are all mentally ill and have no place in society.
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>tfw got a 2:1 in History

Ngl i am happy but at the same time idk how I'm going to get a good graduate job with this meme degree. I don't even know what to go for. I think something in finance would be great because of the money but I don't think they'll want a History graduate.

What do?
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>>52883486
Because I can't afford to smoke blunts and blunts are a ghastly waste of it.

>>52883494
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>>52883442
only smoke when im drunk for the headrush
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>>52883504

I just vaporize everything
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>>52883500
Civil Service fast stream. 28-30k, increasing to 55k after 2 years when you leave the grad scheme and become a grade 7
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>>52883500
>Wasting time and money on a meme hobby degree

I guess you can make a living posting on reddit with all posts beginning "As a graduate of history..."
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>>52883541
Good shout, although I think they might have closed applications for September
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>>52875320
>>he thinks aberdeen is expensive
I live in aberdeen, it is dirt cheap apart from pints and taxis
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>>52883541
Is that what you did fucking originally?
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>>52883541
>55k
U wot
Is this how much Andrew makes?
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>>52883573
fuck the council for blocking uber

i wanted those taxi fucks to be undercut
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>>52883584

that's if you're upstairs in the civil service
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>>52883573
I lived there too and house prices are the highest in the UK outside of Edinburgh and London
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>>52883604
yeah that is fucking bullshit. at least uber eats is here so hopefully that will pave the way for rainbow city cabs to get rekt
>>52883638
They were very bad at the peak of the oil boom, but now they are below average. Flats especially, most are advertised below market value and landlords are accepting 10% and more less than asking price for rent.
>>
how expensive and practical is it to get a small wind turbine in my back garden so help with the electricity bills? i live near the top of the first hill from the coast so theres almost always at least a breeze out
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>>52883726
local school got one recently
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>>52883726

planning permission baby
>>
https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/youtube-prankster-convicted-of-assaulting-night-manager-after-bursting-into-fareham-asda-for-dab-tour-1-8957199/amp


based. fuck asda povos. anyone who works in a supermarket is pathetic, get dabbed on boomers
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>>52883772

And what are you doing with your life, you fat useless slob
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>>52883577
Nah, I joined as an EO and got promoted the hard way. Couldn't hack the fast stream
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>>52883772
>from sturry
cunt
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>>52883788
nothing. as a neet in a rich family, i see work as shameful.

i am no ones slave. working is for mugs and my parents agree, they have enough investments and assets to last generations

i get a house to myself because they live in one of their other homes.

theres no job where i could earn more than i stand to inherit.
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>walk down the street
>Mormon up ahead handing out cards and trying to chat to people
>"Good morning sir, have you met a missio-
>"Sorry, I don't have any change"
>"No sir, I'm not a-"
>walk away before he can finish

I make myself chuckle sometimes
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>>52883852
I say Praise Be To Allah and they shut right the fuck up.

I'm white btw
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>get job
>work for few months
>go on sick pay till it runs out
>ignore all requests to meet with HR because too depressed and anxious
>rinse and repeat

its like a second bennies office only with no interviews.
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>>52883870
i did that and couldent shop at the place for a year
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>>52883852
>Not calling them a cash hungry cultist that has gone directly against what the Bible says

Get on my level mate.

>Revelation 22:18-19
>I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues which are written in this book; and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his part from the tree of life and from the holy city, which are written in this book.

>Deuteronomy 4:2
>"You shall not add to the word which I am commanding you, nor take away from it, that you may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

>Proverbs 30:6
>Do not add to His words Or He will reprove you, and you will be proved a liar.

>Proverbs 30:5-6
>Every word of God is tested; He is a shield to those who take refuge in Him. Do not add to His words Or He will reprove you, and you will be proved a liar.

>Deuteronomy 12:32
>"Whatever I command you, you shall be careful to do; you shall not add to nor take away from it.

>Matthew 24:24
"For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect.
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>>52883772
h-haha they played loud music, danced and argued with staff and police. fucking water head lad you.
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>>52883870
Honestly amazing. Getting signed off work for a month by my doctor was fucking fantastic.
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>>52883500
>2:1

What's this mean in non-retard speak?
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>>52883849
>as a neet in a rich family, i see work as shameful.
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>>52883928
i mean, it is true. i am a mentally ill fuck
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Guess what lads?

ESA Support group access GRANTED
No F2F even lol
My fibromylga, and my bad back lads....kek
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>>52883794
how come? did you get a degree prior?
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>>52883951
Basically that is the grade so 1:1 is chad tier, 1:2 is decent 2:1 is basically what not particularly smart, nor dumb(or didn't try/mental illness/other circumstance) and 2:2 is suicide tier. I think with some degrees, if you get 2:2 finding a job is really hard. I think the medical field is like that. But most degrees a 2:2 isn't too much of an issue.
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>>52883951
Basically, anything below a 2:1 is worthless
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>>52883966
Nice award lad, well done
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>>52883500
Well done lad, 2:1 is all you need. Most finance / accounting grad schemes just want you to have a 2:1 in any "recognised subject" (i.e. not womans studies) so you can apply for all of them.
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>>52883962
yeah i had to do work experience in school.

i dont understand why you would work. if my parents werent cool with me and cut me off. id just die than work

its about self respect, i dont like taking orders and frankly, im above the majority of people who work because of my birth class
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>>52883974
>1:2

What are you talking about? It goes 1st then 2:1, there is nothing in between
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>>52883698
Sucks, I studied there at the worst time
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>>52883974
>1:1
>1:2
wut? are things different in England? In scotland we get first class, upper second (2:1), lower second (2:2) and a third. 2:2 and below is a complete waste of paper
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>>52883962
he has a point lad, id rather be a benefit theif than do 40 years for a supermarket and i have more respect for them than the guy at the checkout. i just think poor servile bastards.
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>>52883928
>got signed off for a month
I've been off for 4 or 5 now lad, I reckon I'm bipolar or some spastic depression because some days I cope, others I'm totally totally crippled and can't speak to anyone.

Doctors put it down to my previous 'drug use' and say it's fine. But I first started smoking weed to cope waheyy.
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>>52883974
1:2 isn't a classification of degree.
The degrees are
>1:1
>2:1
>2:2
>third
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>>52883971
2:2 in History. I was a gormless waster in uni so I was lucky to come away with that
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>>52883989
>>52883994
I might be wrong lads, I was told that in college and it was full of fucking retarded tutors.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_undergraduate_degree_classification

Glad I'm useless and dropped out so I never had to deal with this shit
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>>52884005
how was the first sleeping in again?

its great isnt it
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Me post fedora
Me funny
Me clever
Me contribute to thread
Me have very high IQ
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>>52883994
I've never heard of a 1:2, but it might be a thing at some unis i guess?
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>>52884028
>how was the first sleeping in again?
It was nice but I thought I'd have to go back very soon for some reason. So I wasn't as at ease as I am now. Having to be a tight cunt isn't very nice but not having to worry about interacting or acting normal is very nice. DOn't want to do this forever, want to go to uni ASAP but if doctors don't want to help me, just sign me off, then what the fuck can I do? Refuse to smoke like I did because it's not good for the long run. But I was functioning really well for 2 years or so because of it.
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>>52883987

This is another low effort LARP, BritNormie just take the day off lad, I look forward to tomorrow's gimmicks
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>Me post fedora
>Me funny
>Me clever
>Me contribute to thread
>Me have very high IQ
Irony is lad I think the opposite to everything you just stated. I do it for personal amusement. If you weren't so thick you'd realise waheyy.
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So how's your love life, slugger?
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>>52884089
>fine
orig
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I kinda miss uni. I was a raging alcoholic for 4 years, did virtually no work except a couple of days before exams. Played vidya and shitposted here all day every day. it was pretty comfy
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>>52884079
It's just not that funny though lad, you just typed in "r/fedoracringe" and saved a load of pictures and now you just reply to posts that rub you the wrong with them
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>>52884110
>finishes with a 3rd
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image trying to chat up a girl and she asks what you do for a living and you tell her you live on handouts from your parents
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>It's just not that funny though lad, you just typed in "r/fedoracringe" and saved a load of pictures and now you just reply to posts that rub you the wrong with them
If you're so enlightened then you'd see why I find it funny. It's in the post. Also enjoy winding you lads up to the point you actually make OC denouncing me hahaha. There are 3 other occasional fedora posters to my knowledge too, no doubt because they see the attention I get waheyyyy. Also I just search google for fedora cringe, fuck going on plebbit.
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>>52884122
got a 2:1 lad, I think 5 people our of our class of 80 or so got a 2:2 or a 3rd. Everyone else got a first or a 2:1. Degrees are going to be completely worthless soon as every man and his dog has one
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>>52884133
Worked for this lad I went to school with. Mind you his dad owned Sage so his handouts were things like sports cars.
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>>52884157
This is why I want to go to uni and stop working for 3 years. What did you study? Degrees in specific fields like physiotherapy is what I want. It then has meaning but is it harder? Probably .
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>>52884157
I got a 2:2, I told everyone that I got a 2:1. Employers have never asked for a certificate and my family will never find out. I think I could have got away with not even attending university desu.
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>>52884178
If you have a goal in mind that needs a specific degree then do that, otherwise just do what you are vaguely interested in and pick the easiest modules. I did business management with accounting, loads of piss easy modules in there
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>>52884133
I remember a study that showed women prefer a man if he's useful, regardless what his wealth is. Obviously they'd prefer to go with a rich guy regardless but then the relationship is rather shallow so is more likely to break down.
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>>52884198
I see. I know people that used this method up to PhD level. One did an IT management PhD. He's now a Dr.... in IT management.
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How come you guys know your uni results already? MIne is released on July 1st.
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>>52884079
You're not funny at all. You are cancer.
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>>52884153
>Fuck going on Plebbit
*le fedora tip*
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>>52884157
They're really lenient on awarding 2:1's these days. Even if you get 58% There's still a good chance you'll get a 2:1. At my uni 3rd year accounted for 80% of your final grade, and you needed at least half your modules to be 2:1 to get a 2:1 even if you got like 58%. It's a doddle
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second reminder that fedoramong is avatarposting.
Do the right thing and flush this turd.
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>>52884005
>>52883870
american living in UK here. fuck your lazy country. where im from, a single day off can get you fired
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>>52884216
You can work out your overrall grade yourself you know
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>>52884232
Wait until you hear about Scandinavia
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Why do people choose to live in places that are known to flood.
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>You're not funny at all. You are cancer.
you're a fucking idiot read the dialogue you twat. I know it isn't funny to you queers but I find it very amusing and enjoyable.

>Fuck going on Plebbit
>*le fedora tip*
You're getting the hand of it now pal, can't beat us? Join us waheyy. I'll dropbox my folder of over 700 fedora related images.
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>>52884182
Kek nice. I always wondered what is stopping people doing that, they are never checked. I suppose if you got found out you would get fucked, but then if you end up with a professional qualification then your degree is worth about the same as your school grades
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>>52884243
How did building companies get authorisation to build on flood plains, you mean.
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>>52884243
Nobody chooses Lincolnshire, it just sort of happens
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>>52884243
Maybe the anticipate the great flood and think their area will turn to a nu Venice? Market value BOOMS and they move somewhere like Aberdeen where you can buy a castle for the price of a packet of crisps.
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>>52884232
>fuck your lazy country. where im from, a single day off can get you fired
that just means you are getting cucked by your employers. it is nothing to be proud of. bet you brag about not taking your "vacation" days as well
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>>52884243
Most of them don't have a choice. Most people can't just move as they wish around the country.
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>Admitting to trolling outside of /b/ too

Wow classic hahah lad im breakin up ur a master trol le epic!
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>>52884232
i slave willingly away for mister shekelburg, and you should too!
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you're a fucking idiot read the dialogue you twat. I know it isn't funny to you queers but I find it very amusing and enjoyable.
>mfw fedoraising my own posts
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>>52884269
>their employers own them
>they pay their health insurance
>without their employer, if they got ill they'd die
>so the employer threatens them to work 12 hours shifts and missing one you lose your job
America sounds cool.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/people-die-without-health-care_n_5910b4e8e4b0104c7351257b?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADaHAsqS5fuhGsCgQAzSK2ijWNqOJ7F7RBOCvPTJLU0bEv9zHondYi3Q0QZs4Bt0K0AwCxXhH-eM022E_GC2Rs9cLRNfrgDjrARtwujPBXTWNoFpLIMzlWrD18erVnZlebVOagF-9jgNUwfXdCjTjmIhgX5Yfxra_32Ti5RluIlr
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Is this an accurate figure would you say?
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/britfeel/ on TV lads
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>>52884331
as someone who is not in employed, i can more do say that 71% am me not want look be more like a 28%.
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>>52884302
>Getting this buttblasted nobody wants to read your shitty worthless posts

hahahahahahahahaahHAHAHAAHA
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>as someone who is not in empIoyed, i can more do say that 71% am me not want look be more like a 28%.
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>>52883726
Easy, you don't need planning permission but you have to think whether it's feasible and how fast it'll pay for itself. Mine runs my lifestyle so that's a laptop, TV and a washing machine and dishwasher cycle once a week.
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>he's still giving me (you)'s
this one must be especially retarded.
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>>52884327
>mfw I drew hundreds of Amerimutts.
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as usual lads, he's avatarfagging and trolling outside of /b/
just ten seconds of your time could get the attention of jannies and dose this thread with chemo.
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>trolling
Easy there friend no need to put words in the jannies mouths...
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>>52884404
very nice, saved
post more
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>>52883987
I am in the same position. What are you doing to make the world a better place or is that beneath you too?
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>>52884452
got a whole collection of 'em lad.
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>>52884462
why should i do anything to make it better? its not my world in which people suffer is is stupid poor people who make themselves suffer

like my dad says they can rot in their own filth and when the filth swells up i wont help them
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>he's telling people to report a poster
That is against the rules.
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>>52884463
just adding a few
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>>52884471
So what if it is? What are ya gonna doooo????
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>>52884478
one last one coming..
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New thread

>>52884483

>>52884483

>>52884483

>>52884483

>>52884483

stinky poo bum willy
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>>52884462
i pay for my friends drugs when we sesh
i might be lazy and rich, but i aint cheap
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>>52884491
and that's i I think
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>>52884133
Hopefully he wouldn't phrase it like that and he'd say he has a private income or lives off a trust. I'd imagine he'd be beating off shallow whores and gold diggers with a stick, he'd be better off saying he's an electrician or something.
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>>52884153
Yes, but what you find pretentious enough to call out with a fedora isn't what everybody finds pretentious, and not everybody gets it anyway.
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>>52884501
>>52884133
when you have your own place. actions speak louder than words
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>>52884170
But you worked for him so presumably you were getting paid, he must have been living off more than handouts if he had his own business?
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>>52884261
Ain't that the truth, anon.
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>>52884463
>>52884478
>>52884491
>>52884498
pretty good job, m8
saved them all, m8




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