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gianna michaels rubbing her succubi fanny on neet faces edition
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fucking end my stupid life, i just want to fucking die
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I want to learn an instrument!

I need one that will only cost me upwards of about 200 squid for a good beginner model, can be enjoyed entirely solo and not with a group, and preferably one that I can play quietly/with headphones at night, but it's not necessary
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running a D&D oneshot this saturday

if any of you lads are interested I can tell you what I've got planned
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>>53336259
What about one of those electric drum kits that are just rubber pads
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>have a type 2
>wipe
>fingers feel wet
ewwwww
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>>53336259
get yourself a keyboard my man! preferably one of the midi ones that come with music production software. You can run it all in the box (PC) and not only will you be able to learn keyboard, you'll be able to implement your keyboard skills into music production. Two birds with one stone lid!
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>>53336266
I played the drums for years as a child, and firstly those kits are utter rubbish, playing on a real kit is the only way to really play but you just can't do it unless you find a way to not disturb everyone in your house and the neighbours. Secondly, I'd like to learn something properly musical and not just percussion. I'd like to learn to play with proper sheet music and learn notes and shit.
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>>53336263
I'm interested lad, quick rundown?
Not played in ages myself.
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>>53336263
your name begin with h?
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Just shut the fuck up, lads. I don't want to have to tell you again. Absolutely ridiculous.
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>>53336263
I'm potentially interested but I don't have any 5e characters or experience.
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>>53336384
You'll never defeat God! You'll never win! Never! Never Ever! Never! And the spirit of humanity is rising and it is gonna defeat you. You think you're strong? You think you're scary? You try to mimic what you can only imagine in your mind is God's Wrath and God's Wrath coming for you and you deserve everything that happens to you trash... ...the reason the enemy's so mad is he knows he's a loser... ...But God gave us free will and this animating contest! And this is where we get tested, so rejoice to God almighty for this animating contest of liberty!
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>>53336392
I'm potentially interested in knocking your bollocks in you cunt.
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Rang dr's, argued with woman on phone, coming off mirtazapine, they want me to try CBT again.
Got kicked off the last lot because i told the truth about smoking weed. Should i just lie this time? I'm not stopping smoking weed desu
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I've got a 2:2 degree in english literature
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>>53336454
Is your sister originally cute?
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>>53336454
don't worry, I'll console your wee sister, lad
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hate the bum hair right at the top of me crack
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>>53336481
I have a 2:2 in History from an ex-poly, but none of that matters now since I have a job and nobody cares about anything but work history anymore
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>>53336241
Hey uni grads what grade did you guys get and what degree?
>>53336481 has the right idea.

I got a 2:1 Computer Science
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>>53336532
First in compsci lad dunno what to do now though.
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>Fucking nerd tier
1st

>Tryhard tier
2:1

>Based balance of work and play area tier
2:2

>actual retarded tier
3rd
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>>53336532
>>53336527
>>53336481
>Third in philosophy from Bolton
Why did I do this to myself?
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>>53336564
>Bolton
my man
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>>53336553
i wouldn't say getting a 2:1 is tryhard tier, maybe if you're a brainless monkey i did absolutely fuck all and still got a 2:1. didn't go to any of my lectures for the entirety of final year
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>>53336599
Depends on the degree what did you study?
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2:1 is the minimum you should be getting, 2:2 is for fuck ups like me who had to repeat a year and never attended a single session with my dissertation tutor

3rd is fucking disgraceful, not sure how the fuck you manage that
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>>53336542
Guess you'll have to find work or do a master's I managed to walk into a job 2 weeks after my last exam. So I'm a colossal fucking wagecuck now but at least I've got money
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>an electric company can get a warrant of entry to your house to "ensure" you have electricity if youre behind on bills

how orwellian
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>>53336605
regardless of what you study, getting 60% is objectively not difficult unless you're studying something like math/engineering at a top tier uni
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>>53336622

how is that orwellian
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>>53336631
Fair desu I don't really know anyone that scraped a 2:1 everyone I know who got one was a mark or two away from a first
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>>53336657
a company shouldnt be able to get a warrant of entry to your house for any reason
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>>53336669
Unless they have a good reason and you refuse to let them in
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>>53336674
no, a big corporation should not be allowed to break into anyones home
only the police should be able to and only if they have evidence that a crime has been committed
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>>53336664
i got a 2:2 in my second year and got a high 2:1 in my third year. a lot of degrees like mine were 25% weighted 2nd year and 75% 3rd year so even doing shite in my second year it was still easy to bring it up to a 2:1 with a bit of actual work
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>>53336392
So lads, I'm starting the one shot off with the PC's tied down in a bandit camp, with no way to escape and a mysterious stranger next to them, they can rescue him and escape the camp with or without combat and then they move on to a city/tavern where I have a constitution based drinking game planned.

they wake up in the morning (possibly) hungover and overhear dwarvern voices shouting about an 'infection' and 'crick rot'. They learn from the dwarves that the town has fallen ill, an old lady emerges from the crowd and calls upon the adventurers to go to a run down witches shack to gain the help of the witch

the witches shack is actually a dungeon! haha! first of all they have to take down a giant spider and a few giant wolf spiders, then possibly save a few victims of the spiders, gaining loot and info. They make their way to the witches hut after passing over a precarious stream to find another giant spider on top, if they kill it they fucked up. As they enter the hut they notice a Drider (half man half spider) on the ceiling of the place. They can then reason with it if they have not killed many spiders and come out with the cure unscathed, or trigger combat.

They return to the town with the cure either way and are given a heros welcome and free drinks at the tavern, they can play a few dice minigames here.

What do you think?


>>53336324
no it does not lad
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>>53336682
What makes the police different to a company? Both need a warrant, ie a judge's permission to do it. Are you suggesting the judiciary would treat your electric company more favourably than a copper?
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>>53336621
>managed to walk into a job 2 weeks after my last exam
Nice, going to apply for a master's I think. I've gotten too used to sitting around doing nothing.
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>>53336698
In the event that you owe a company money, no crime has been committed so there's no good reason for anybody to break into your house

its that simple
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got an assessement centre in fucking york next week lads, they're paying expenses for travel, accommodation and a meal the night before though so even if i fail i'll be happy with the free stuff
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>>53336716
what for bruv
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>>53336713
Well if they have a warrant then a judge disagreed with you. And on balance, I'll trust a judge's opinion over that of a person who doesn't pay their bills then claims that the electric company doing something about it is "orwellian"
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>>53336728
manufacturing graduate job, unrelated to my degree but the pay is great and i'm surprised i even passed the first stages
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>>53336743
go get em tiger x
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Wish me luck lads going for a trail shift today, hopefully my blown out ear and headache don't fuck me over.
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>>53336751
thanks m8 just hoping i don't sperg out in the presentation
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>>53336532
My degree's 4 years but I've got a 1st in every year so far
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>>53336453
what's CBT?
cock and ball torture?
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if you live in a flat then they can come and do whatever they want to your meter because it will be in a public space - they just need the landlord's permission
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>>53336532
I got a 2:2 in Computer Science.
I think maybe I should've sought a Ritalin prescription.
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>>53336532
2:1 in geophysics.
Very happy with that since I fucked my second year. Pulled it together in the third year though.
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>>53336453
>telling the general practitioner juden about drug use

terrible idea lad, i denied everything when i first saw my psychiatrist or they probably would have denied me drugs. just say you drink and smoke tobacco a lot.
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>>53336800
>ritalin in 2019
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>>53336694
Er, well it sounds fun but my question is why would I play it now I know what will happen?
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so is cassie actually sherlock's daughter or was she just lying to joan
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>take a spliff into the garden
>my neighbour is there
>smoke my decoy fag instead

I am an expert criminal lads
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>>53336838
I was never inviting people lid, just saying what I've written down for my one shot.

That being said, I'd like to make one for the /britfeel/ lads to play over discord.
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>>53336902
>neighbours in garden
>they're constantly loud as fuck all day
>smoke constantly near them just to spite them, they won't call the police.
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>>53336913
Oh, well that sounds like a good time whenever it materialises then. Got to do voices!
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>>53336922
even if they did call the police, there's nothing they can do about you smoking a joint in your garden
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Just 6 more hours my fellow wagies
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>>53336926
Yeah I might spam the thread for a bit when I'm back from my holiday. I'm sure enough of the lads here are smart enough to play dnd 5e on roll20, it's the perfect game to get out of your skin and RP makes socialising so much easier.

>>53336934
I know, what are they gonna do? Make me un-smoke it? They can get fucked if their screaming kids are out from 8am till 8pm most days of the week.
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Well I don't know what's going on here but I have to say that the idea of Gianna Michaels sitting on your face sounds like a 10/10 experience. Even if it will never happen it's still a very nice idea to think about.
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welp, that's everything I've got to do today

might as well go to bed
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There's nothing wrong with a trans person now wearing skirts and dresses
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Don't understand all this shirt terminology
what is twill? what is herringbone? what is regular fit? what is slim fit? what is tailored fit?
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>>53337000
Meant to say there's nothing wrong with NOT wearing skirts and dresses
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>>53336777
Yes. Every time you have a depressing thought somebody comes and kicks you in the balls. Most patients end up in wheelchairs so it's a somewhat controversial treatment.
Also , just incase but you probably already know, cognitive behavioural therapy.
>>53336808
Isn't the point of it to be truthful though.
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>>53336939
>mfw I finish at 2 on Fridays
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>>53337000
Probably not, but what does it have to do with you? You're not a tranny. You don't identify as one at work, don't identify as one at home. Next.
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>>53337008
twill and herringbone are types of weave, regular fit is for fat people, slim fit is for normal people, tailored is baggier than slim but less baggy than regular.
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>>53337022
not if you're going to get kicked out because you've been too truthful. you can just swap the word around from weed to alcohol and it's perfectly legal and fine in their eyes
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Fucking hell, neeted again
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>>53337063
neet or be neeted
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>>53337045
I do drink daily, so i wouldn't be lying.
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let it post increasingly more embarrassing attention seeking posts and laugh at it, not respond to it
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absolute state of some people

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-48950868
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Lads, I want to apply for a job at a coffee supplies wholesalers as a storeman. But they want me to "write down one quirky thing about yourself (yes, really!)". I've got plenty of quirks but nothing I can tell them about. Any ideas would be helpful lads.
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>>53337192
'I never wash my hands'
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>>53337192
your quirky fact is that you have a pakistani sex offender that stalks you via ps4 online
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>>53337192
just make something up. i always say i take part in competitive esports because i was in a team for like 1 month years ago
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>>53337192
"I've literally never seen a vagina"
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>>53337125
>let it post increasingly more embarrassing attention seeking posts and laugh at it,
haha yeah
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>>53337239
That's not bad; it's quirky and hip but not like having an anal fetish or anything.
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>>53337208
>'I never wash my hands'
Reminds me of a classic blog entry which he sadly deleted when it was pointed out.
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>>53337350
Holy shit poley is fucking funny.
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>>53337350

lmao 110% paki
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>>53337350
ffs this is so vile
A 'quick rinse' of plain cold water from a tap isn't going to clean that off
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>>53337309
obviously the coffee supplies wholesalers aren't asking you to disclose an anal fetish. they want something that differentiates you from other applicants.

saying that i have competed in esports is 'quirky' but also shows that i probably work well with others, am good at planning/strategies etc.

what employers really want from these questions is generally an answer that shows you have some type of skillset that they ask for, like when they ask 'what is your weakness' you don't say 'i can't plan and don't get on well with other people as i am autistic' you say 'i think i work best on my own, sometimes this can be advantageous but recently i've been trying to improve this weakness through participating in transgender orgy sessions to widen my horizons'
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>>53337192
>But they want me to "write down one quirky thing about yourself (yes, really!)"

Say you're pen pals with Ian Huntley. They'll be so curious they'll definitely invite you to interview
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>>53337350
how can you tell if there are brown stains on a brown hand?
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>>53337373
Shit, that is really good advice. I was just thinking in terms of not looking like a lunatic, but you're right, I need to use it to sell my ability to work in a team environment. They sound pretty Reddit though, so I'm not sure if dungeons and dragons, eSports etc will be quirky enough for them.
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>>53337192
I used to sell dodgy gear on ebay but had to stop when the police seized my garage
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>>53337415

tell them about /britfeel/
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Weatherfu feeding his morbidly obese cats two rustler burgers for breakfast
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Me and the boys our way to Primark, Central Birmingham.
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>>53337415
no problem lad, my interview technique has improved massively since realising that. everything you tell them you need to slip in why you'd be a good fit for them and how it relates to the skills they ask for.

and don't worry about it being 'too quirky' they literally just want anything, they're not going to analyse into it too deeply they have loads of other applicants. do you have a specific interest in something? tell them about that. and bend the truth if you want to make it fit what skills they're asking for. i always say i was the captain of the esports team for leadership questions, not like they can prove i wasn't.
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>kebab shop doesn't open until 3
Do they not know he meaning of kebab lunch or summint
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Weatherfu angrily slapping his forehead as he reads through his emails with pigeon toasties
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Sometimes the same is different
But mostly it's the same
These mysteries of life
That just ain't my thing
If I told you that I knew about the sun and the moon, I'd be untrue
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>>53337470
Yeah I always go with captaining a sports team
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Weatherfu sniffing his finger after it slips through the toilet paper mid wipe.
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>>53336241
>MFW about to begin an hour shift can barely move my mouth without extreme pain
Why today god
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>>53337529
An hour trial shift*
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>>53337529
>an hour shift
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>>53337543
Sorry lad ment to say it was a trail shift basically if I fuck this up I lose the chance at a 40hr position.
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>>53337529
If you're struggling just tell them your wisom teeth are playing up, then they won't just think you're a mong.
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Weatherfu sneaking around the house with his air rifle, pretending to clear each room like a SWAT team member.
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Weatherfu holding the boxers he has wore for five days to his face and taking a deep sniff.
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the books I ordered on how to write better are coming today
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Lost 8lb lads. Down to 13 Stone 6lb.
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good afternoon my gay lads
which roulette with multiple balls of drugs are you on this day
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>>53337598

my parents got me a bunch of books on writing because they know I like to read and want me to get a job

I also like watching TV and yet they don't suggest I become an actor despite having just as much skill in the discipline (aka fuck all)
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*opens the large window in the 30th floor britfeel daycare centre to let some fresh air in*
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>>53337639
*wind sucks you off the 1.5cm balcony british laws allow*

ahh
america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxHWtw_GZIk
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its friday ! and as every friday, i hope my scottish senpai notice me so he can add me back and watch love live movie with me and play dragon quest builder 2 with !

he is my best friend, im trying my best to get him back dont get mad at me for posting cute waifus he like
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>>53337645
this is a 2d free zone, we only post 3d porn slags here
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>>53337609
Well done lad, we're proud of you
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Weatherfu thinking about eating his own semen but changes his mind as soon as he cums.
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what ever happened to calippos?
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Heavens, she was already dead...
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>>53337729
Think they're still a thing desu, sure I've seen them in a petrol station freezer recently.
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>>53336742
The warrant should be issued to the police or more likely a balliff. Private companies should not be taking on the powers of the state. It's not really Orwellian though, more corporatist dystopia.
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>>53337776
Dick move innit
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>>53337645
are you aware the more you post the less likely he is to every contact you again, because he knows if he does then he has no exit, no one likes controlling obsessive freaks lad
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So John Leslie was a rapist after all
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>>53337856
He got to bang prime Catherine Zeta Jones, why did he need to stoop to rape?
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>>53337856
*Leslies you*
Maybe that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut, eh squealer?
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used to have a mate that went on about john leslie's flying rape castle

guess he was right
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some man is slappin some woman about outside on the road. what do?
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>Daily reminder that scea is going to get his fucking skull caved in VERY soon
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>>53337920
Go out, threaten to call the police.
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>>53337920
CaIl the poIice
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>>53337920

go out and watch, it'll be more interesting to tell us about
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>>53337920
go on and join in
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>>53337920
imagine calling the police and having to spend your own time giving them statements

go and slap her too
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>>53336564
>>53336573
Ever go to Bella Pizza near the Octagon? God tier pizza. Fortune Cookie chinky up tonge moor road is best chinkychippy in the country and Paul's Chippy up Bury Road is the best English chippy in Bolton, by far.

Entire town is an utter shitheap that needs razing to the ground though. It's the Rotherham of Lancashire.
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>>53337829
but i m not ? i just like him a lot what does this have to do with being a controlling freak ?

its the only way to get his attention, i dont know him from other places i m fucked ...
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>>53337554
Thanks Anon said as much to the staff hopefully I get the job
That being said I think I fucked up at
>What new things have you learnt
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>>53337920
None of your business. Keep out of it.
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>>53337940
>>53337946
>>53337973
luckily someone else did the people left but the fuzz brought a massive police van
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>>53337645
Lad how long have you been posting this for?
Get yourself sorted
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>used to think bangbus was real when i was 14
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>>53337479
Still don't know what his problem is.
In other news, I saw an owl yesterday.
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>>53338014
Good ole police. Did the slappee leave with the slapper?
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>>53338083

god I remember all the kids at my primary school believed wrestling was real
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>>53338083
Maybe it's not all real but sometimes they get someone that seemed genuinely nervous and inexperienced
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just cut the power to tim's flat
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>ran up a seven grand npower bill over the course of 5 years
>fobbed them off
>things got to the "we're going to apply for a warrant" stage
>looked into it
>npower have a Trust called Charis, all utilities providers have their own
>if you apply to them and pay your bill regularly for 3 months on time they wipe the debt
>???
>profit
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>>53338110
I knew a kid a few years ago who got sacked from our work, because he came in the morning after all the Chris Benoit stuff all upset about it, and he was initiating conversations all day about how Benoit was framed. We largely ignored it but he started a physical fight with someone who dared to suggest that maybe Benoit did actually do it. Lunatics in that fanbase.
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>>53338143
They forgot to send me a bill for a couple of years once, told them to fuck off when they asked for the money and they dropped it.
Such a shit company.
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>>53338097
Not him but, i hear them at night all the time by my house. Think they're tawny owls. Never seen 1 though. What owl did you see?
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>>53338143
How is that even possible? Surely they just cut off your power after like 3 months without paying?
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>>53338145
>how Benoit was framed.
there's still people like this but I like to think they're just pretending for (you)s
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>>53337644
I bet that kid on the cruise ship burst like a watermelon
Apparently it was all caught on the CCTV
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Love me bf
Love loving me bf

Simple as.
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>>53338161
It was a Little owl sitting on the barn door, all the swallows were going mental swooping round the farmyard so that's why I stopped and looked. As I turned to get my camera it was off in a shot, it's so unusual to see them in the daytime.
Made sure my camera is down in the farmyard now just in case. Pretty much guarantees it won't be seen again I bet. I've only seen a tawny owl in captivity, you're lucky.
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Realised recently that being hungover isnt a pure function of alcohol volume imbibed in a session but importantly what needs to be considered also is the rate in which one drinks leading up to the last drink of the day.
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>>53338202
Speak in plain terms you fanny
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>>53338202
its your body recovering from having shit in it that it isnt supposed to have in it, you can get hangovers or comedowns from almost anything if you have enough of it
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try cutting out sugar completely

that's a real hangover, not this pussy alcohol shit
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Dispatch this is Judge Dredd, approaching Britfeel Tower now. Situation normal, standby for updates.
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>>53338210
No this is not true. You can drink wellover your normal intake over a long time and not get hungover.
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*takes a dose of slomo*
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*takes a dose of fentanyl*
ahh
reality
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*LOADS THE /BRITFEEL/ GUN*
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>>53338244
OI JUDGE HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS? AHAHAHA!
*Waves penis in a drunken stupor*
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>roastie cousin is posting cocaine awareness things on facebook and shes a massive coke fiend anyway

fucking roasties
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>>53338239
>try starving yourself
>just another type of hangover
>try not breathing
>just another type od hangover
>try stabbing yourseld so you lose all your blood
>yet another type of hangover
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>>53338166
I blagged like a proper blagger I suppose, they fucked the bill up when I moved in and told me a load of bollocks about being put in the "special moves team" because this house used to have storage heaters but not when I moved in, they were trying to bill me a standing charge on a capped off meter as well as the normal electric and gas so I put a complaint in and I got lost in their system somehow.
If they rang I said I wasn't here and if they wrote I ignored it. For 5 years.
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>>53338256
*aims for you dick and softly mutters "Hot shot"*
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>>53338239
I did that, I didn't have a sweet tooth anyway but it's weird how the body craves fruit sugars and things like that. In combination with cutting carbs I lost 6kg.
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>>53338259
its not coke if its not crack mate
- Gordon Ramsay
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>>53338244
*peers out behind netted curtains in the kitchen while lighting a zoot*
whos that fella with the helmet?
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>>53338259
Can you not post a "hypocrite awareness" thing in return? Or pics of big piles of snow?
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>>53338244
Kikenights new outfit looking fresh
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>>53338298
Aww bless him I love KikeNight, he's a good lad.
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when is the area 51 raid happening? want to watch it on livestream
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ON MY SlGNAL, UNLEASH HELL!
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What is this lad talking about with marches? What marches? Is this an Irish thing?
>mfw no marching
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>>53338324
Awaiting signal sir, over
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>>53338337
anniversary of the battle of boyne lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelfth
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>>53338337
12th July Celebrations. Commemorating King William III winning the war against James II.
Used to be an actual celebration but now it's just Loyalist chimpouts and "muh kafflicks", even though the Pope literally supported and helped fund William.
Typical NI autism.
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I'M NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO DIE
*hides in the bin*
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>>53338196
Not seen them just heard them. Seen a few kites in the wild and member my dad takiing me to see some peregrine falcons get released up near where we lived. Best sight though was a sparrowhawk land in my mums garden and munch a sparrow. That was on my birthday as well, that was good
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>>53338347
>boyne
No. The Boyne was on the 1st July. The 12th was the battle of aughrim.
The Boyne was a pretty unimportant battle
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apparently me great great grandaddy was the one who shot michael collins
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>>53338347
>>53338350
Oh right I see. Well I'm a buddhist but I'll light a sparkler and wave it a bit for everybody if that's okay.
>burns eyebrows off
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i miss my air rifle desu
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>>53338367
Why are so many lads on Britfeel paddies or descendants of paddies?
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>>53338383
Well most of /britfeel/ is unemployed to be fair
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Could really go for some mini eggs right now, shame they're not available for another 9 months or so
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>>53338353
In edinburgh I saw a seagull eating a pigeon once.
Most interesting bird I seen in its natural habitat is a sea eagle nesting. Saw a dead puffin once too on the beach. Love swallows. Very elegant flyers. Parakeets ofcourse but theyre so common now its not even interesting anymore.
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Lads why do I recognise pic related? Feel as though its from an old tv show
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personally my favourite bird has to be the tit
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>>53338442
That's Digimon and Angela Anaconda m8.
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>>53338353
>>53338410
There are red kites nearish me and they're slowly spreading eastwards, only seen one so far. I live rural and have a sparrowhawk come every day, she's quite tame, she takes ham out of my hand, they're quite calm birds in nature but when the goss hawk comes down things get rowdy, she takes collar neck doves and spends half an hour on my lawn eating them, she knows she's an apex predator.
I'm doing a falconry course, a couple of months ago and came very close to losing an eye to a peregrine, she was not my usual bird and I was a bit complacent, she went for my glasses and I now have a scar across my nose.
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>>53338445
y'alri deano?
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>>53336241
why do her tits get more attractive the saggier and more veiny they get
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>>53338379
You could always talk to pigeon toastie again
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So my sister is going to see pic related live in a couple of weeks. Also on first name terms with her so might hang out after. Should I tag along?
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>>53338472
Looks like a bloke to me lad.
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>>53338472
What's that there, lad?
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>>53338410
Sea eagles are bloody massive. I'm too far west for parakeets fortunately, I've heard they're a nuisance.
I've got swallows, swifts and house martins here. Just before dusk they're all out, if I knew how to convert an mpg to webm I'd put it up.
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>>53338487
>>53338488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8
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>pigeon roastie SEETHEING
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>>53338472
dm fren it would make the best /tv/ post ever pls do
My google history, my google history
SOPHIE TURNER FEET
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>>53338531
What? Am I? Why? It is news to me.
>goes about my day
>with correct spelling
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>>53338546
>6 posts about him
leave him alone you sad old lady
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>>53338564
That wasn't me. I first posted at 13.44:30
I have nothing to seethe about but I do still have his gun.
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>>53338505
I'm not listening to this tranny shit in thr break room at work lad. Everyone will think I'm gay.
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>>53338410
Woah, bet that pigeon eating seagull was a crazy to see. Do we get wild parrots over here, never seen 1. I'd find it interesting seeing 1
>>53338456
That sounds unfortunate , but also great, would love to do something like that, not the nose pecking though.
Had a couple robins flying about in my garden. Fed them some grated cheese and then some chicken.
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>>53338166
isnt it illegal to cut off peoples electricity?
this is how they're able to break into peoples houses when they "ensure you have power"
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Im gonna take my hawk to the old town road gonna ride till i cant know more
pigeons in the back seat, sparrows packin mass
hueys takin xannies and a robin perch to match
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>>53338595
you get them in the south east. probably escaped pets that for some reason have thrived
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I like Weatherfu and Pigeon Roastie tbqh, hope they can come to an accord
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>someone posted the baby being shit on webm on /fit/ today
chans are so toxic lads, always bad feels
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imagine being a bailiff.. just imagine living such a bleak life
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>>53338595
Robins ate chicken? I didn't know that. Careful, it might develop like vCJD when omnivore cows were fed reconsituted beef and we'd have mad bird disease when they turn cannibal. Stick to seed and stuff.
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>>53338598
Gliding like a hawk
You will have to walk
I got all them pigeons
You aint even got a bird now
CANT NOBODY TELL ME NOTHING
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>>53338544
Hm...I'm strongly considering it. Will have to sit there and pretend to laugh for a couple of hours but might be worth it. How are you today lad?
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>>53338613
I wish people would stop slagging him off, he's not a bad lad in person.
He knows my email address... though I'd be grateful if he refrained from putting it on the Mercedes Benz mailing list again.
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Not been following the weather/pigeon story at all
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>>53338632
Herbivore, I meant, before anyone starts picking nits.
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>>53338632
cannibalism isnt inherently related to these diseases. and you do realise that there are carnivorous birda out there that eat other birds as a norm
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>>53338645
do you know if it's the same stand up set? I would die if she did the google history '''joke''' live.
I'm pretty happy. just played a game of lord of the rings warhammer with my brother and got thrashed. gonna watch a korean girl on twitch for a bit maybe
anything exciting planned for today?
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>>53338623
You'd have to be a bit of a cunt, wouldn't you? Just an unpleasant sort by nature.
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>>53338685
She hated the attention the Google bit got so doubt she'll ever do it again
>lord of the rings warhammer
who did you play as? Sounds fun desu you paint them yourself?
>anything exciting planned for today?
woke up later than I wanted been running around doing some tidying and housework. Hopefully gonna workout soon been lazy all week
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>>53338683
Yes lad I do, I'm the anon posting about sparrowhawks in my garden and being on a falconry course. I'm well aware of that.
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>>53338666
weather tired to get into pigeon, got rejected and now he seeth anonymously at her
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>>53338706
lotr warhammer is so dry.
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so other than signing pigeon lady up to a car mailing list, has weatherfu done anything else?
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>>53338706
>She hated the attention the Google bit got so doubt she'll ever do it again
aww protect demi's smile :(
I have a few small armies of 20-40 models. Today I had legolas and some wood elves vs this big fat goblin and some smol goblins
well done for being a tidy Timmy. I have a 60kg barbell in the post so I will have to consult you on how to do a bench press without doing the big decapitation to myself.
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Birds are responsible for the biggest pandemic in world history. Kill them all.
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>>53338776
Great idea Chairman Mao sure that'll work
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>>53338768
your postman / delivery man muat hate you
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>>53338792
good thing mummy always answers the door.
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>>53338768
You bought a bench press too? Hated that goblin. Here's another gross green guy
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>>53338666
They met up, Pigeon Toastie manipulated him into helping her get rid of a body, he didn't get sex out it and has started to fly more and more off the rails due to a combination of lust and guilt.
Thankfully, Pigeon Toastie is very sensible so confiscated his air rifle. Now Weatherfu is a shadow of his former self, trying to take his own life by bashing his head on any solid object near him. During one such suicide attempt he managed to sign Pigeon Toastie's email address up to Mercedes, resulting in her being aggresively emailed by the kind of retards that work there.
I think that's everything.
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>>53338701
>>53338623
>>53338701
>be landlord with a mortgage on property that you rent out
>tenants wont pay, wont leave either
>you are falling behind on the mortgage payments and are starting to incur significant costs
>Cant pay? Well take it away
>you get a call out to Paul Based Bohill
>he seizes the assets and evicts the tenants, all he asks is decent commission
Bailiffs are a necessary evil lads
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>>53338815
Not even the worst /britfeel/ romance tbf
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>>53338822
It's quite sweet in its own way
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>>53338653

It's entirely possible his email address book got harvested by adware or something and it isn't intentional
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UwU amazoni woni dewivering my boipackage~
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>>53338815

>Mercedes
>Kind of retards that work there
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>>53338725
Other way round, mate. Weatherfu dumped pigeon roastie because she's a sad old lady and now she's seething at him anonymously
Rumour has it she drove to his flat in her dad's old mercedes...
>>53338756
Wasn't him
>>53338815
Good larp but far from the truth
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>>53338818
They need a better image though. Make them a police branch with uniform. Their reputation is just thugs. Almost as bad as nonce hunters. Bald working class cunts from bolton who take a job as an excuse to be a cuntand hopefully have a little bit of a ruck
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>>53338844
shut up weathernigger stop lusting after all the "females" on here you cretin
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for me, it's bambi black's fuck a fan
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>>53338610
Ah I'm up norf.
>>53338632
Yeah they ate it. Only did it the once, was scolded for doing it, hopefully they didn't go on a cannibal killing spree.
I don't put food out usually, but had the 2 coming loads last year so put some water out then cheese then the chicken then back to a bit of cheese. Didn't put lots out though, just grated some, then chopped a few of the strands up
I've waffled on a bit but got a funny bird story. My stepdad had 2 bird feeders and got rid of the 1 in the front garden. Next day his car was covered in bird poo. I thought that was breddy funny
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>>53338808
yea, it coster 50 to get it pre assembled so I guess I'll have fun with that
>>53338839
why are there no mail order trap services?
>>53338865
/areguy/
>the weak should fear the strong
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>>53338865
I could have been him, so glad I turned her down
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>>53338784
Chairman meow the bird killa
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>>53338843
Yes.
Exactly.
Retards like you.
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>>53338875
christ, imagine if Amazon began an escorting service

I'd never be lonely again
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>>53338756
>>53338815
That is very good even if it's not true. But I have built a large vegetable bed that's thriving. Wondering if any Mercedes people are going to arrive to persuade me to dump my Abarth. Two people had that email address and only one of them is a Mercedes fan, come to your own conclusion about how I'm getting spammed.
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lads help me construct a suicide plan. Hanging would be best but dont think have an adequate place in my house to do so. What is needed structurally and what type of rope?
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>>53338818
I hope you got a court order for the eviction first or you are in a legal world of shit.
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>>53338867
you might like it then. In groups of up to maybe 40 and really loud.
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just woke up, feel like absolute shite for sleeping in
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>>53338888
>chekt
it's suprising to me that it doesn't already exist. with online dating (tinder as the worst offender) sex and relationships are already totally Commodified. AI/ realgril robot gf soon pls god
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>>53338830
Hmm, maybe, but I believe he's pretty hot on computer security. The easiest thing to do is to close the address down as it's only a .nym, Hush lets me do that but as a consequence lines of communication would cease so for now I'll just keep filtering Mercedes offering me cars on a daily basis.
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>>53338844
What do you want me to do with your gun, you terrible larper? Only one person would remember my dad's ancient 500 whatever class on here.
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Should I get an S8 plus?
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>>53338867
Haha, I've got a lot of birds here and I have to park strategically at an angle or the swallows and sparrows sit on the telephone line and crap on it.
Winter is the worst when I put suet out. That comes out very messy, I bet people in towns get plastered in it.
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>>53338966
nah stick with an s4 and flash your own updated rom on to it
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>>53338899
Here's a plan. Don't. It'll destroy your family.
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bob shit on my sleeping bag so had to kick him out
>no more bob fren
wah waaah!
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>>53338966
>samsung
>not huawei
hauwei make samsungs, but are more powerful, have better batteries, last longer and are cheaper.
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>>53339004
i like the mental song on that huawei advert and the hot chicas
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>idiot who doesn't know dogs need taking out for walks and shits regularly
>idiot doesn't know how to train something that could have been his best friend for life
>idiot doesn't know that was his only friend
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>>53338865
STATE of this little virgin
Howling at this, she must have been so turned off.
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>>53338899
At least jump off something tall if you're gonna go.
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>>53338931
whats a nym pigeon lass?
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>>53339034
I don't think she feels very much tbph mate
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>>53339034
>wear contacts
>spike his hair up
there he'd be a bit more presentable
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>MFW I had my head bashed in two years ago, right side of my head feels dead
>MFW I wake up today with the left side of my brain and entire left side of my face is in a stupid amount of pain from my head my teeth my eye to my ear
>Brain feels like it's actually dying with almost an electrical frying feeling to it all
>everything hurts feels like I'm going to be a full on brainlet within the next hour at this rate
Lads I might actually need to end it all I can barely spell I can't talk right and everything's going to shit
I'm scared and don't want to go to A&E
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i m pretty sure my scottish friend will contact me tonight i have a feeling he will do it get bored of someone else and go back to his old used toy ...

i hope it is the case otherwise i ll spend another friday week end alone
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>>53339048
I pay for my email provider and get strong security, as well as my main account I can add nyms to it, like "example AT nym DOT hush DOT com".
Anything I want, so people or businesses get individual ones and if I start getting spammed I shut it down. See?
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>>53339075
go to the hospital ffs lad
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>>53339075
Lad, go to A&E anyway. It could save you.
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>>53339075
Are you the lad with the brain injury, we've spoken before?
If so, call a bloody ambulance please, this is serious.
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britfeel saves a life
a nice arc at last
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>>53339078
Stop trying to contact me you stalker freak. If you come near me again Ill slap you to shit ya wee cunt slut.
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>>53339088
Fucking hell how much does that cost
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>>53339075
No one has intracranial sensory receptos. Whatever youre feeling has nothing to do with your brain.
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>>53339114
i d love to have my scottish plump slap me like the little slut i am telling how much of a freak i am ...

where is he again ?
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>>53339071
>spike his hair up
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>have foot fetish
>will probably never get to experience it irl

what do girlfeet smell/taste like?
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>>53339075
Have you got someone who will go to hospital with you lad?
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>>53338916
Bet it would be good to see, once. Or see a couple times hear once.
>>53338985
My nana used to get loads of house martins nesting at hers. Don't think they do now though.
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>>53339139
>what do girlfeet smell/taste like?
same as mens
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>>53339123
50 canadian bong a year, about 37 quid. It's a good service, I'm a bit of a privacy nut and don't like google etc scraping in that way they do so it's worth it to me.
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>>53338904
If the bailiffs at the door lad then a high court writ has likely been obtained. Paul Bohill doesnt go in unarmed
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https://youtu.be/KCjMZMxNr-0

What's your theme song? This is mine
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>>53339160
How do you know? That's extremely fucking disappointing if true
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>>53339150
There are so many house martins here on the farm that the last time it was painted they painted round the nests. There's also a little shelf to stop the poo dripping down the wall, they're beautiful but so messy.
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literally no one in this thread has seen a fanny irl
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>>53339200
i sort of have but it was dark so didnt get a proper look
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>>53339193
why would they smell any different? Maybe just after the shower they'd be like their body wash
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>>53339190
You didn't mention getting the writ in your greentext, that's why I asked.
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>>53339160
t.someone who's never had the privilege of having girl feeties to play with.

If your woman's feet smell like a man's feet then she's a tranny.

Apples and oranges
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>>53339200
see ur mums every night
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Female brain cells start dying off rapidly after age 16
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>>53339200
pigeon toastie was posting earlier so she must see one every day
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women's farts smell totally different bros it's science
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>>53339215
pheromones you retard

men and women have completely different smells
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>>53339034
Wow. fucking cringe. This a made me feel depressed.
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>>53339223
What is the attraction to feet? I honestly don't get it.
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>>53339223
have you played with a man's feet to make sure they're different?
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>>53339200
No but i've fingerbanged and fucked one
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>>53339256
just a typical beta male fetish
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>>53339233
maybe if she lifted her fat rolls. waheey
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Just mashing muh fanny
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>>53338001
but think of how obsessive it comes across, he stops being friends with you then you post about him daily for months, you seem like a stalker and that will make him want to be your friend less
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>>53339256
>What is the attraction to feet?
Sexual imprinting when I was a young horny lad my friend's sister gave me a footjob under the table while I did homework with my friend who was at the table aswell.

showing soles is a sign of submission

>>53339259
Yes
>>53339273
If you like to lick them sure
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>>53339254
because dudes that look like that shag more birds than you i.e 1?
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>>53336259
I've been learning/playing a ukulele for just over a year now. It's super easy, you can play dozens of songs with just 4 chords (C, Am, F, G), and learning more than the basic ones opens you up to way more. As long as you can keep a rhythm and learn strumming patterns, you can play pretty much anything. If you learn to do individual string picking, you can do even more (that's what I'm working on now, I've learned that little intro tune to No Surprises).
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Weatherfu leaving the mouldy plates in his room for just one more day.
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>>53336532
2:2 in comsci lad, currently working in software engineering at a HPC company
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I don't know how to have sex
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>>53339347
Just bend over and let him take you
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Weatherfu swearing to himself that he'll stop pissing in bottles tomorrow.
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>>53339322
what strumming patterns are there? didnt know people did string picking on ukelele. Didnt think the tuning was set up for it. Tbh I do like playing some folky stuff in the lower register.
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i am going to be without my PC for over a month soon. going to be VERY bored.
what do i do with myself? i can phone post and have an old laptop. maybe ill play minecraft or something idk.
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>>53339304
it also mean that i value him as a friend which is good no ?? its not like im m insulting him or anything or making rumor about him
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>>53339350
I'm not gay but I see nothing wrong with it
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Weatherfu tucking his genitals between his legs, just to see.
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>>53339280
And she can touch it any time she wants unlike you
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>>53339370
no if you valued him you'd value his choice to not be friends with him and leave him alone, honestly after all the posting you've done if he's seen it it's just made him realize he made the right choice
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>>53339308
Did you manage to come quietly? Where did it go?
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Is it legal for me to catch a duck and eat it?
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>>53339343
Pigeonfu zooming past his window in a classic merc and beeping the horn
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>>53339394
No but wild ones taste bad anyway
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>>53339196
For a brief moment i thought you meant like an artist came and did a painting of the farm.
Yeah my nanas bedroom window was right under them so it got covered.
Seen a few sand martins when out fishing before, that was good. Once when coming back from fishing saw a little baby rabbit running down the road then saw a stoat chasing it. The stoat got it, then some wankers in ye olde cars came by and scared the stoat and the rabbit got up and legged it. Felt bad for lil stoaty
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>>53339379
arent you being mean to me for no reason ? i just want my friend back and here you are telling me he made right choice ....

anyway he will post later the day i think ! like he does every friday ill be sure to be there
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Weatherfu scraping the scum from between his toenails and gently smelling it.
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>>53339138
always wondered where these kind of twats ended up in life
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>>53339427
no I'm being mean to you because you spam britfeel and also because it's the only way you might realize that your posting lowers your chances of him being your friend
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>>53339383
Yes not really a loud orgasm guy and in my boxers then it dribbled down my leg onto the floor.

I was basically raped by a foot of a younger weak girl.
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>>53339427
also if you put a tripcode on I wouldn't be mean since I could just filter your spam
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>>53336241
Thank you England for leaving these people in Ireland.
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>>53339394
why would you eat a duck ya chink bastard
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>meet 16 yr old girl
>she's seems perfect
>virgin
>debt free
>no tattoos
>find out she believes women should have the right to vote and be educated
stupid cunt whore. Another succsessful liberal brainwashing
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>>53339435
i only know he post on britfeel and somewhere else if i dont post i ll have 0 chance of getting him back ...

i d have anything over 0 chance to get him back at this point, if you understand me

i dont want someone else too , you probably dont understand but he was like my girlfriend ...
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>pigeon roastie still going mad
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>>53339362
Strumming patterns differ between songs, the most well known/most intuitive one is D-DU-UDU. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ73Ls36jAA

Here's a clip of me playing No Surprises: https://vocaroo.com/i/s12KaVDP30Bz

And here's a clip of my most advanced song, Trains by Porcupine Tree: https://vocaroo.com/i/s1EACZ2V4DPm
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>>53339434

i ended up wasting my life on /britfeel/
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>>53339434
right here in this thread
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Weatherfu lightly spraying his armpits with Lynx Africa before going outside after 3 weeks of not showering.
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>>53339414
Everything has to eat even if PETA don't like it. I have seen a couple of mink here but fortunately squashed ones, they're nasty.
I have never seen a sand martin but once when I lived in the caribbean an albatross landed on my boat while I was out at sea, it's supposed to be bad luck but I gave it some of my bait and after it rested it flew off again. What do you fish for anon?
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>>53339446
what is this?

sporegano commet
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>>53339454
better luck next time shippy
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>>53339490
12th july celebrations
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Pigeon toastie SEETHING
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Weatherfu tugging at his oversized t-shirt every thirty seconds to hide his breasts.
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>>53339438
Thank you for explaining, I sort of understand it now, I don't know if it's healthy or not but it seems harmless.
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>got called a "big lad" by a norf bloke
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>>53339438
>I was basically raped by a foot of a younger weak girl.
Muh fuckin dick
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Out of weatherfu ideas for now but I'll return.
Not pigeon toastie btw, just think weatherfu is funny.
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Ah, I see. It's that paki in a frock who shits the bed and wanks over his sister claiming I'm seething.
>goes about my day
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>>53339544
Leave him alone lad, he's alright.
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>>53339547
Girls on film

Girls on film
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>>53339532
>got call 'geeza' by a deano
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Had a nice magnum, chillin with my cat. Lifes good.
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>>53339577
Post pic of cat and lolly stick plx
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>>53339566
>van driver asked me to help him reverse down an alley
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Love me bf
Love loving me bf

Simple as

Carling in one hand
And me darling in the other
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did are poley get banned again
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one time when I was at uni a girl borrowed my hoodie and when she gave it back it smelled really nice lads
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>>53339595
No it's somebody larping.
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suppose a NEET looks like a 9/10 male model
how far can he get based purely on his looks?
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>>53339583
Heres the kitty, couldnt take a pic of the stick because I threw it away.
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>>53339618
Only so far, he might look okay but if he's dim and can't hold a conversation he's stuffed.
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>>53339596
>when she gave it back
50p in the larp jar lad
Girls and hoodies mate for life
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>>53339618
>how far can he get
you mean, with girls? Would get some shags but most girls dont want to date a proper NEET unless he's 'working on his music career' or something
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>>53339632
god damn it, I forgot I have to hold my phone a certain way otherwise it's upside down
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>>53339632
Is he a scrapper, is that a scar on his nose?
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>>53336489
>>53336512
I know I'm late but it's a larp post to get you to go the the discord link where they send you another link with a virus.
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>>53339645
He is Australian cat today
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Does anyone else imagine Pigeon Toastie as Lady Sybil from the Discworld books?
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>kid blowing a whistle outside like he's practising to be a referee
>this weekend and last weekend for hours at a time
>go to work on the opposite side of town
>I can hear the same fucking thing out of the window
>colleagues also complain so I know I'm not going fucking mental

Is this a thing? What is happening?
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Webchat is pretty damn comfy lads
Got my headphones on and watching the tennis while pasting premade answers to customers
Piss ez
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>>53339484
Ah I've seen a mink as well, on the river. Black slinky little thing. Think that might have been on river by me.
Go for anything really, trout are in river by me and greyling. Been for chub and barbel as well. And go for carp on private lakes a fair bit
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blogposting dont care
thought i'd try and help around the house today since i'm a useless little shit
bath drain kept getting clogged so i tried to fix it myself, parents got home and apparently i just fucked it and made it worse now the house might flood if we don't call a plumber.
this kind of shit happens a lot and is the main reason i don't ever leave my room. i know it's a big meme to say you feel this way but at times it genuinely feels like i can't do anything right

how do you overcome this feeling?
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>>53339637
I thought you meant in general, society and work. If he has the looks and a little bit of wit he'll be okay but if he's mentally dull he won't.
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>>53339649
she's actually quite docile, it was probably either some cunt stray picking a fight or got it scratched on a tree branch.
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>>53339678
Just google how to do things
It's how I learn to do everything
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my mum's going on holiday, leaving me to look after the pets (3 dogs, 3 cats) for a week. and I have to use my own holiday from work in order to do it
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>>53339667
sometimes there's a glitch in the way characters are rendered that can result in duplicates in the same area, normally you wouldn't notice but because it's something unique you pick up on it
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>>53339697
aye the eternal boomer
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What moment finally redpilled you lads? When I found out how subhuman blacks were there was no going back for me desu. All they live for is violence and rape.
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>>53339637
its stuff like this that makes me think love is bollocks lad
a woman can never love a man only for who he is, its also about how much money he makes and his resources
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>>53339729
frog memes on 4chan
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>>53339740
>he's never had girls fall for him despite being a fuck-up NEET
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Just remembering back to that time when Cr*na bullied out pigeon roastie.

Getting deja vu lads
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>>53339729
American History X lod
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>>53339753
well i dont go outside innit lad
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>>53339697
Got any nudes of ya mum lad
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>>53339666
Haha. No dragons unfortunately but if you find one I'll look after it.
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>anon got raped by tiny girl feet
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>>53339667
>go out
>slap kid round back of head
>confiscate whistle
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>>53339729
One of those work night outs you're forced to go to where people just drink and bitch. When the topic of Nige and Trump came up some tiny, harmless looking girl started REEEing about how their evil racists without any evidence. She made a point to virtual signal by mentioning she helped up at a refugee event and even said 'arabs know their way around women'

Seriously think about it, this fucking braindead whore can't refute the facts that migrants are a cancer to England and instead just fucked one to be 'progressive' and 'right'. Liberalism is a disease.
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>collar bone popping on bench press
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>>53339729
I used to be a civic nationalist but according to /pol/ that's just as bad as being a liberal so I became that instead. Never going to be a white nationalist so was my only choice
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>>53339322
yeah but Ukulele is fucking gay mate
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>>53339729
it started off as a joke, but then it got real.
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>>53339798
Agreed!!
Also, Whos the ugly bloke?
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>>53339729
Lots of things lad.
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>>53339823
>civic nationalist
The edgy guy who likes telling dead baby jokes then goes home to wank to the sounds of his little sister getting blacked in the other room
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Was in Asda earlier lads, noticed the reduced section was heaving with items but I'd left my bank card on my desk at home and only had change on me. So I found something cheaper and swapped the price-change stickers around.
Feeling good despite being crippled with guilt, but i've got a lovely stir fry for me tea.
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>>53339842
See what I mean? Why would I side with people like this
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>>53339828
That's why /pol/'s so good. Get brainlets to laugh at epic frog memes with their frens in the thread each day until their 'whoa...that's pretty deep and true bro' moment.
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>>53339674
The animal rights people let the mink out and now they've spread they're horrible little bastards who do a lot of damage, they're not a UK species.
I like trout fishing, I caught golden trout once and they were practically jumping on my line, it was a good dinner. Do you keep what you catch? I could never get my head around throwing them back.
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You can instantly dismiss the opinion of anyone who unironically uses the term "redpill"
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>>53339858
This desu then one day someone (not me obviously) will rise up and be the next Hitler and I'll get a gf
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>You can instantly dismiss the opinion of anyone who unironically uses the term "redpilI"
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gonna make meself a bagel with peanut butter

bit fucking gassed from removing a load of brambles
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>>53339876
>implying /pol/ users look any better than that
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>>53339855
Yes side with open borders instead, they'll find you some new bulls.
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>>53339678
Stick to the things you can do, cleaning etc and learn the harder things from either reading a book or looking online.
If it's any consolation I'm quite competent but whatever I do always ends up taking longer because I hit snags. Just deal with them and move on and if it's outside of your scope don't do it.
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>>53339888
We're usually tall and white which makes us 95% more attractive than anyone else.
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>>53339889
haha yeah mate hope so lol
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>>53339889
mate you were the one who thought of bulls and brought it up, that's breddy gay.
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>not white enough to be a nazi with my cool /pol/ frens
sad bros
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I'd like to suck a lady's knockers but I wouldn't want any milk to come out, that would be disgusting
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>>53339684
Aww, I hope she fought back. I discovered I've got mice so it appears my cat has retired, she used to be a fierce mouser but not any more it seems. They have eaten their way through my baking cupboard.
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>>53339928
Are you fat? Mommyposters are usually fat.
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Reminder that BLACKED is a right wing fetish for mongs who get off on women being lowing themselves to fucking subhumans
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>>53339767
Hopefully the oestrogen has settled down and the bitchy teenage girl phase has passed.
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>>53339876
lmaooo praise kekistan xD
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>>53339936
no I'm skinnyfat. give me about 3 years and I'll be fat
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>we must secure a homeland for our people
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>>53339796
>live in the norf
>just renewed my lease for 12 months
>would prefer not to be torn apart by staffies and strangely proportioned men

Can't go round slapping bairns lad
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>Imaooo praise kekistan xD
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We...are the TRUE Aryans..
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I want to shock a big breasted jewess with my uncircumcised gentile penis and put her in a baby fever where she leg wraps me to force me into impregnating her with a half-goy baby.
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>>53339981
>>53339905
Lmao seriously though why is /pol/ so non-white? I thought it would be mostly angry white manlets.
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>>53339996
Why do Americans have a tendency to grow such strange beards? Goatees seem to be much more acceptable over there, and whatever this thing is
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>>53340007
>shock
like...use it as a lightning rod?
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>When an inter-thread fight breaks out between the leftist whiteys and right whiteys
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>>53339905
>>53339981
Why are you posting a 4chan meetup as a /pol/ meetup? when actual /pol/fags turned up to hwndu the 4channers shit themselves.

Fucking poser
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>>53340011
I imagine the angry white manlets are too afraid to go outside
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>>53339843
Fair play. I filled my car up yesterday, got to the till and realised I'd left my new pin number at home, had to go all the way back for it.
The owners are sikhs and pretty based, they were like, it's okay, we recognise your car. I thought I'd have to leave my watch or something, never happened before and felt like a proper div.
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Any ovulating black women in the Banbury area?
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>>53339992
is that fuckin' Adam Lanza?
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>>53340030
kek yeah mate I'd shit myself if these pure aryan warriors turned up
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>>53340030
This they were all /fit/ milk drink studs besides Andrew Anglin.
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>>53339992
ahh a fellow /r/4chan poster ;^)
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>>53339934
*belches*
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christ, so many mutt americans have melted faces
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>>53340052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMNwJbbVRwg
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Cant believe this /pol/ Nazi got a WWE contract
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*gets boarded up*
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>>53339984
>ask strangely proportioned men to confiscate whistle
It must be driving them mental too. Or maybe it's like a dog whistle only some people can hear.
Or, ask to have a go, subtley take the pea out of it and give it him back, "It doesn't work for me!"
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http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/
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>>53340052

>kekistani's
>aryan race warriors
can only imagine the onions drinking limp wristed faggot behind this post
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>>53340107
YTMND doesn't get enough credit for what it did for the internet
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>>53340085
>literally cheer and sing along with them then stand there awkwardly while they autistically chant
woah shook
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>zoomers think that Thor was created by marvel

Jesus christ lids....
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>>53340115
Kekastinis are the front line of the /pol/ army m8
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>ahh a felIow /r/4chan poster ;^)
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>>53340091
Jesus was a /tv/ poster and has powers many consider unnatural.
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>/fit/ lads in the thread generally friendly and accepting
>fat cunts and skinny chavs are the /pol/tards calling others weak and beta
interesting
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currently dressed like /arelad/ due to the heat

think I'll mince on over to the co-op once it gets a bit cooler and get some tinnies
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>>53340101
*chews through it with ease*
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>>53340154
doesnt he literally have an exclusive gf?
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Feel miserable, lads. totally miserable. Just need to stay away from a drink eh
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>>53340085
>nonwhite holding the left side
Jesus, how hard is it to find a group of blue-eyed blonde men in America? Wew lad.
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>>53340131
>literally all have shart my pants faces and awkwardly go along
virgin r/4chan vs chad /pol/
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>>53340179
not that exclusive by the looks of it ;))
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Are we currently being raided by /pol/?
I think I'll go and do the vacuuming
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>>53339863
Bit like the pesky grey squirrels. Can pop those with an air rifle though, gotta help are reds
If on river and catch I've kept some trout if they're decent sized, had a decent 1 on line once and thought that's tea sorted, but then a pike got hold of it. Got it on bank and it was gushing blood. Threw it back for pike to have. Put carp back as they're bought by the owners for the lakes and can be quite pricey. The polish eat them though, think they have them Christmas day
You fly fish? I mainly use maggot feeder or some carp type rigs if using pellets. Don't get owt fancy though, brown or the occasional rainbow trout
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>>53340196
obviously they were awkward but they didnt run away crying. What would be the alpha response to them turning up?
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>>53339827
fuck off (originally) nonce
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>>53340205
>Has to leave the thread when /pol/chads arrive

Pure low test cuckery
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Seriously why are you lot obsessed with blacks and cucking?
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>>53340232
seems a popular thing nowadays, like to poke fun at what's trendy
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>>53340224
shouting 58% and proud over the
/pol/ chant
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>>53340227
if anyone's a nonce it's you mate with your little kiddy guitar trying to impress little kiddies
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>>53340240
if you started talking about that shit to normal people they'd either have no idea what you mean or think you're a weird pervert
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>>53340230
I don't have much T, being biologically female and all that.
It's a boring thread with you lot banging on.
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>>53339798
haha yeah sure thing lad
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>>53340269
>do the vacuuming
>biological female

Makes sense now, off you go PR
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>>53340232
it truly is the thinking man's fetish
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Which posters here are confirmed left wing?
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>>53339497

But the 16 year old I spoke to didn't think women should be able to vote
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On my way to meet a lass for a date tonight. Might see a film or might just get some dinner and chat.
Seeing 40yo chinese mum tomorrow and seeing tonights girl for lunch on sunday right after leaving 40yo chinese mum's flat.

What a chad weekend. Hate /pol/fags.
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>>53340297
Shut in? Glad things are going well hope you get a shag or two
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>>53340232
>racial self-hatred that's sexualized isn't something to be concerned about goy
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>>53340306
you and people responding to everything with >HURR BET YOU WANT A NIGGER TO FUCK YOUR WIFE WITH HIS BIG BLACK COCK
are the ones sexualising it m8
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im drunk
that is all
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>>53340306
paki sissy but white
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Shut the fuck up

Now tell me what you're having for tea
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>>53340291
All the /fit/ lads and those that have sex
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>>53340291
All the trannies, all the weebs.
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>>53340328
>Now tell me what you're having for tea
not sure, sausage and mash maybe
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>>53340291
Mayuri is a crypto Marxist, all that hipster music did a number on his brain also he's a closeted jew who says he greek.
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>>53340330
seems like plenty of right wing weebs about though
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>>53340328
burger and chips w salad on friday, can't be having anything else
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>>53340347
All a facade lad, see here >>53339838
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>>53340328
budweiser is my dinner tonight
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>>53340320
>you
I never say such shit only shitposters and spergy useful idiots do that.
>yeah you're sexualizing that sexual thing
retard
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>>53340305
shut in? more like extrovert normie blogposting cunt
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Notice how all the inadequate incels are right wing, all because they have to grasp at something to make them feel superior.
It's like a massive scale fox and the grape.
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>has pics of dudes in cuck cages
>w-what I'm not obsessed with cucking!
fucking mong
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>>53340329
>All the /fit/ lads and those that have sex
I'm a rightwing populist and both
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/wsg/ is being really slow for me despite my decent internet speed. why could this be?
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new fred for dummies (yes that's you)

>>53340390
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all bullshit aside, will having sex cure my cuck fetish?
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>>53340392
Thats a cock cage you mong, so obessed with cuckolding you spell cuck instead of cock.

wew
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>>53340387
right wing lads thing they're genetically superior left wing lads thing there're morally superior, same shit different style
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so when a cuck gets a oneitis, does he imagine other blokes shagging her instead of him? that must be pretty easy desu, just get a crush on someone who has a boyfriend already, sorted
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>>53339905
Ah yes, Shipanon is known for his dashing good looks.
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Why delete new thread bitch
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What happened to the new thread? It just vanished.
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hahah so scottish arab fag does make the thread so he can get 1st post


what a faggot
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>>53340165
Tell me about it lad. Could easily one bomb any of the /pol/ immigrants in this thread.
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i'll make a new one so dont dont yourself or there will be two
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>>53340232
Most of /pol/ is gay and trying their hardest to repress it. Take Shippy for example, dresses like a homo, but pretends to hate the gays
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/britfeel/ is cancelled
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>>53340552
doine and done up me bum

>>53340552
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saw a qt at the coop with long legs and a phat ass
hnnnnnngggggg
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ohh whats this. its, A NEW THREAD
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>>53340568
>>53340568
>>53340568
>>53340568
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Will be staying here until you lads resolve the conflict of threads




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