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>be me, older virgin
>have been talking to girl on tinder for about a week
>somehow managed to convince her to meet up, feel extremely excited about losing my virginity
>i bought some new deodorant, cleaned the taco bell smell and stain out of my car and started washing my ass again
>couple hours before we were supposed to meet up, I was feeling super nervous about coming off like a creep so I looked on the internet and everyone says to jack off before a date
>load up xnxx, I had deleted my cloud backed porn saves so i had to go back to websites
>beat my dick as quick as I can
>cum
>suddenly lose all feeling to go on a date and talk to this chick
>call her and cancel, made up some shit about needing to visit a sick friend
>open up my onedrive and youtube-dl
>time to start a new collection
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>>53369259
Eh, if she likes you she won't mind you being a bit of a creep. I'd say these are the only ones you should see, even, because otherwise they probably were just looking for validation, distraction, or free dinner.
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>I WARE DEODERANT LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD
>BBY I GOT A NEW DEODORENT FOR U
>HURHURHRUHR IM JERK OFF BEFOR DATE LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD

Retard degenerate fuckface. Smash your head through a stained glass window.
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>>53369259
>not no-fapping for a week and blowing a hentai sized load into her on the first date, and getting her excited for it
You did exactly everything wrong.




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