Moids of 4chan, do you have a nice ass? I was walking in the mall today after my job interview and this white guy passed me. He was wearing a suit and one of those tight linen pants, and when I turned to look, his pants hugged his ass so nicely. I started following him around the mall, just staring at him.I didn't talk to him, obviously, and I didn't hurt him, but it made me realise the power men hold over women by simply having nice butts.
>>83091700>I didn't talk to him, obviouslyWhy is this obvious?Why do women refuse to shoot their shot when they have better odds and less risk?
>>83091700No, but my pants have started to fit tighter since I've been running and working out.
>>83091700I'm not telling you creepMaybe stop seeing men as objects to look at you sexist >>83091744onions-ciety
>>83091700I have an god-tier 11/10 ass even though I'm 6/10 straight man. It's my only redeeming quality but it only attracts bipolar women. Sometimes I slap it because it's really satisfying
>>83091700I've got a mediocre ass but relatively wide hips for a guy. So maybe?But I've never seen an actual woman care about men's asses, it's always a gay man pretending to be a woman.
>>83091700It used to be better back when I had a bicycle but it's alright at the moment. Has some zits and dark spots though unfortunately.
>>83091700YesI have a small, sculpted bubble-butt due to lots of leg and hip workouts.I am slim/muscular otherwise.
>>83091744I'm 19 and he looked about early, maybe late 30s- I thus highly doubt he would be interested. Also, I don't really want a relationship. I just felt beastly and took advantage of the high
>>83091800>I'm 19 and he looked about early, maybe late 30sZoomer foids belong to millenial moids though.
>>83091700Define a nice ass fuji
>>83091754if men didn't want to be gawked at, they shouldn't wear such tight pants. I'm pretty sure he would have been flattered him if he knew, in any case
>...bleh (Fuji)this namefag went above and beyond she has two names, one is clearly not enough
>>83091700no sorry i have a flat asssorry
>>83091810A nice ass is something you could bite into like an apple. Refer to the attached image of my husband ( Nanami ) for ideas. Notice how the curvature, the way the fabric hugs his thighs, the symmetry between each cheek
>>83091700I have the Hank Hill booty
>>83091849Then i do have a nice ass i guess
>>83091818you disgust me Men wear tight clothing just and only because it is comfortable, there's no other reason you pig >gawkedthat's basically rape, you should be in prison
I do actually have a nice ass, any foids want to tell me what they like seeing men with nice asses wear? Legit foid opinions only please I don't need gay men checking me out.
>>83091852my condolences anon. I'll pray that your booty grows overnight, to become plump and thick so that you, too, can be gawked at and followed in public
>>83091820in my defense, I always thought I was naming the post bleh. Fuji is short for the full name- Fujoshi Warrior
>>83091846Its ok anon, I forgive you. You are more than just your ass
Are you into pegging? If not, then you don't deserve a man with a good ass, as you won't use it anyway.I really like it when women appreciate male bodies though, peak fetish
>>83091950I think fuji is the type of person to have a 30cm strap on just to larp as a hung guy ngl
>>83091700Hey there fellow INFJ. It's nice to know that you're trying to get a job, hopefully you get this one>I started following him around the mall, just staring at himThat's creepy, watch out for gfs or wives noticing you>do you have a nice ass?I guess not?? I never really checked, but once I get back to hitting the gym I might check it out
>>83091897still, just choose one then >full namedo you have a christian name too?! goddmanit
>>83091700How's your dumper looking is the real question
>>83091800Us older guys are interested in 19 year olds, but unless you are mature for your age, we just want to fuck you.I have a nice ass by the way.
>>83091950I have never done anything before. But when I roleplay online, I become pretty dominant. Im all like, 'come here slut' and yadayada. I think i could do pegging
>>83092005sorry, but I'm pretty much a godly woman if you ignore my goonerisms. I don't answer to depraved questions
>>83092053Become my dominant gf and I will work out my glutes for you every day.
>>83092071Not good eh?
>>83091962aah, you remember, how charming. I think I will get this one, because its a Christmas gig and the interviewer said I was cute and outgoing. Maybe I reminded him of santa clause, heh. Also, I dont suppose he had a gf- if he did, I would have backed off immediately. You should definitely hone in on your bum at the gym, since its a valuable asset to a mans success
>>83091800>thus highly doubt he would be interestedOkay you're a woman cause you're retarded
>>83091700It's strange that as a man, I get an erection when I think about a woman sexually objectifying me?
>>83091932Have you watched Kare Kano? I saw like 8 episodes but I found it boring and directionless. It is very, very fem-brained though, like Revolutionary Girl Utena.>>83092053bdsm quickly gets cringe, but assertive, bossy girls are very attractive, keeping beeing yourself!
>>83091700Having a nice ass as a man is literally gay.
>>83092143real life is different than 4chan, anon. Im sure people here get a major boner from the sheer idea of a teenage girl approaching them, but a well adjusted guy would look at me with confusion and maybe even disgust
>>83092071>I'm pretty much a godly womanPress X to doubt
>>83091700>whiteLet me guess, you are non-white
>>83092335pajeeta fuji would be sexy ngl damn
>>83092335I am mixed SEA, but when I wear makeup I like to larp as latina. When I used to be fat in middle school, my class called me The Mexican Bowling Ball
>>83092424>SEA qt AND dommyBecome my gf immediately and spank my butt, I beseech thee.
My internet gf said I had a nice ass. She still left me.
>>83092438My internet gf said SHE had a nice ass and left me.
>>83092463She had a nice ass too so it hurts twice as much
>>83091700>I started following him around the mall, just staring at himThat's creepy and stalking. He could have called the guards on you.I think my ass is too large. I'm not fat but I am a little overweight and a lot of that extra weight goes to my ass and hips especially.
the lust of non-white women for white men is something to behold
