>>84626848
>zero chance she's gonna consider risky degen sex with her little cousin
Cousin sex is barely riskier than sex with any other woman. I'm fact, it's probably riskier to have a child with a woman in her 40s or 50s than with your cousin. Multiple generations of first cousins interbreeding is what causes problems and sibling sex is very risky.

I have relatives (great uncle and aunt I think) who were first cousins and got married and the kids were completely fine. And these days with modern screening techniques, you can make sure you aren't giving birth to some horribly deformed retarded monstrosity.

Fuck your cousin, anon. She wants it. She wants you to make a move. You need to fuck her.

>>84626989
When I said risky, pregnancy and offspring wasn't even on my mind. I'm fairly sure our child would be a soviet propaganda poster material.

I said risky because of risk of getting caught, fucking up our relationship, regret, etc.

As for making a move, it's hard. Genuine siege of stalingrad type endeavor. I have no idea how to not risk coming off as a creep considering our dynamic.

>>84627074
All you need to do is find out when she's ovulating then get into a tickle wrestling match with her and nature will take over.
She already gave you a signal of interest, you just need to wait for the right moment when her brain is swimming in baby-making hormones to make a move.
Inevitably, she will freak out, but the key is to maintain frame. First cousin sex isn't bad for any biological reasons and it's been common throughout history and it's legal to marry your first cousin in almost half the states.

>>84626848
how do you know shes into you and why did you not escalate right then?

>>84627183
dang so situational...

guess i'll just wait for her to move out and get her own place if that even happens before she gets married lol

>>84627218
What do you mean wait for her to move out? If she's living with you, this is the best chance you've got.

File: 225798386.jpg (34 KB, 800x761)

34 KB JPG

>>84627214
"into" me is a wrong word. I said I'm the type of dude she likes to date. I noticed a pattern with her exes and then her current crush and so I expertly snuck in "what do you look for in a guy" and I had like 4.5 out of 5 things she listed. I was like haha if we weren't related I could pass your entrance exam and she just sent 5 laughingcrying emojis and I didnt wanna push it like a sperg

>>84627235
she lives with her parents dude, what are you on.

>>84627240
Yeah, nevermind, you're a sperg. Don't go for it.
>didnt wanna push it like a sperg
Too late. Just the fact that you think that was her "indirectly admitting" interest says it all.

>>84627247
That's the first mention you've made of it, what are you on?

>>84627303
>interest
Again putting words in my mouth, you just can't resist can you. Go to bed, you gotta go to synagogue tomorrow.
>>84627310
I just thought it'd be obvious that she lives with her parents after I said she didn't move out. If for some reason she lived with me I'd sure as hell mention that crucial detail.

File: fc2.jpg (45 KB, 671x800)

45 KB JPG

first and last bump in case anyone has something smart to say

>>84627961
hmm need more context
any messages more between you after the laughing crying emojis?

>>84627240
>a pattern with her exes and then her current crush
how much of a slut is she that you have enough guys to get patterns out of them?

>taking normie words at face value

she's stringing you along you dumb cattle. she knows dropping something like that will get you hooked and wondering like the dumb simp you are

>>84627961
meet irl, make her laugh, than get her drunk and you will see if she wants to fuck

File: fc4.jpg (120 KB, 677x1200)

120 KB JPG

>>84627999
yea nothing interesting right after iirc. Though on different occasions I complimented her ass under the guise of talking about gym gains and while I was wondering if I fucked my life up she actually took it like a champ and was like "really? think so?". One time she was flaunting her toned legs in the mirror wearing some leather mini skirt and I complimented her outfit thinking how can I sneak in a compliment for her legs and she ended up doing that for me by asking herself if her legs are toned now. I was like hell yes they're fire. And things just proceed to be disappointingly casual.
>>84628005
not nearly enough considering her circumstances. Maybe 3 cocks if I had to guess, all from long term boyfriends.

>>84628086
>get her drunk
yea this seemed like my only way in. Hopefully I manage this somehow during our sparse meetings

>>84628105
family gatherings are great to hangout and drink

>>84628112
yea but nowhere to fuck

>>84628095
Here's all you have to do
You just need to get her to laugh when you jokingly half flirt with her, and just keep doing it and eventually she will be thinking about fucking you.
You can straight up compliment her and her pics
Or if that's too straightforward you can jokingly say someone like you would think this is hot
>Almost like talking about yourself but you're technically talking about another guy hypothetically and it's kinda flirty and goofy

>>84628121
if been in house parties of 30 people and theres still a dark room or closet to fuck or makeout

>>84628122
On second thought an easier way is to just jokingly keep saying things like
>If I wasnt your cousin, I'd think that's hot
As an example
Post pics if you get any wins

>>84628129
Ya you just lock a door and if someone comes you stop and say you were helping her with something
>Or invite her out to a park or by the forest somewhere, bring a few drinks, fool around

>>84628130
>>If I wasnt your cousin, I'd think that's hot
damn if anything this seems too straightforward. But then again I always overthink stuff and think any compliment toward a woman instantly makes me look desperate
>Post pics if you get any wins
if I do doubt its gonna be during the lifetime of this thread anyway

>>84628150
She's hot af I'd remember that body, and this story
Don't overthink it dude, nothing you say is the end of the world
>You can always just say I was joking and then look surprised and disgusted they thought you were serious, if you had some crazy negative response, but it won't happen
>Women love flirting but you always have to skirt the edge, not be overly direct
If saying hot is too much you can try to lighten it somehow but idk you gotta get her turned on by it at the same time
>If you weren't my cousin I'd def approach you and try to flirt with you
>If I was a random guy at the gym I'd be checking you out
You gotta flirt and eventually escalate
If you're really to scared too say something like that you can be more indirect about it
>Wow, when you wear that you must have guys at the gym come up to your and flir with you right?
>Must have to chase the guys off looking like that
^^pretty sure that last one has been around forever

>>84628185
>>If I was a random guy at the gym I'd be checking you out
oml this is the killer shot I was looking for. This opens a whole branch of possibilities now. Thanks for your effort dude.

> if you had some crazy negative response, but it won't happen
yea I think I confirmed with those booty comments that I have a chad pass, aka women let bullshit slide if you look good enough, even if from relatives it seems. I doubt she'd be comfortable with me commenting some of the stuff if I was some pudgy nobody.