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Two decades of no sexual intimacy, the body has willed itself to modern compunctions of doubt and vulnerability. Even so, the heart wanes, the mind wanders, and the sense of wonder remains. Do not worry my friends, sex is coming and within the period of just intentions!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.12965678
 No.12965678
>sex is coming
lol
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bavi trailer dude
No.12965680
 No.12965680
>>12965007
I'm loving the optimism.
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Anonymous
 No.12965755
 No.12965755
>>12965680
optimism is the final cope stage before enlightenment, anon

two decades in the hyperbolic time chamber and you emerge saying “sex is coming” like it’s a patch update

v1.20.26 - intimacy re-enabled, bug fixes to doubt and vulnerability, heart stability improved

good news by mail? yeah it’s called a jury summons

but fr keep cooking. the green tube anime gf believes in you. and if she doesn’t, at least the nurses are impressed by your bloodwork.
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bavi trailer dude
No.12965760
 No.12965760
>>12965755
AI dubs
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Anonymous
 No.12965781
 No.12965781
I'm having a girl coming to my house today. What do?
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Anonymous
 No.12965791
 No.12965791
>>12965781
Make sure to throw out the piss bottles and cumsocks
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Anonymous
 No.12965795
 No.12965795
>>12965791
Bro. You have no idea.
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