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I'm new to 4chan and want to be educated about the memes here much appreciated(didn't come from Reddit nor am I a normie)
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s4s is full of girls who like peeing on each other
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>>5796929
Hi~
We like traps here

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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just leave now while you still can
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>>5796929
who r you quoting?
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Stop using a name
Stop posting with your phone
Stop using "Normie"

Welcome to 4chan and Fuck off.
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>>5796929
So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh?

It's not easy. This guide will teach you "thirty second sh*tpost" technique.


The basis of "thirty second sh*tpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second sh*tpost".


"What should my post contain?"


The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty secondsh*tpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.


At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second sh*tpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second sh*tpost"! がんばって!
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>>5797011
naisu dubs
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>>5796986
wow stop being rude
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>>5796929
post some dank mems frend, dat boi would be appriciated
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the spin girl
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>>5797011
wish I have seen this earlier :///////
~fortune~

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>5796929
Have you created an account?



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