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Lazy purple post, do what you want

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>7695883
*kills you*
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>>7695886
*You have achieved the bad ending by killing the Narrator, try again for a good ending*
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>>7695888 <<<888>>>
Trips!!!
idk why you keep posting this, but I am starting to like it!
*hugs you*
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>>7695889
*tries killing you again*
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>>7695982
*Narrator was prepared this time and has removed your toes and fingers while making them have open wounds when you try to move or attack at any time. They will be restored with all range of motion restored to them when you stop trying to kill the Narrator*
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>>7695996
*hires a hitman to kill you*
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>>7695978
fuck off faggot retard
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>>7696005
*In response to your clever way around the Narrator's initial actions towards you trying to kill them, all bullets have been replaced with bubbles, and all knifes are now rubber when being used on anything that is human or a Narrator*
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>>7696017
*instructs the hitman to use a garrotte*
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>>7696024
*You have now been promoted to spectator, your actions can only be used as suggestions to the new main character, all actions you have previously taken are now null and void with any consequences also being reversed, you can however take a spin from our lotto machine for +1 lives for being a main character or you can wait in line to become the main character again. The wait time right now is 1 Trillion people waiting with the average run time being 2 hours. Happy spinning.*
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>>7696031
*grabs megaphone*
*tells every other spectator to kill the narrator*
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>>7696039
*Your vocal cords no longer resonate sound. All other spectators have been inflicted with a short term memory loss debuff whenever they talk to you or about you. The spin machine now has gone from 1/1000 odds for an instant main character life, to 1/10000 odds for you only. Happy spinning.*
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>>7696044
*uses a text-to-speech synthesizer to record and repeat the message constantly to every spectator*
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>>7695888
>>7695973
AHAAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *wheeze* PFFFTTTTTTT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaAAhAhAhAhAhAhA
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>>7696045
*You have now been moved to your own waiting room dimension. You have no possibility to talk to others, nor can they disrupt you. You have one TV to watch the current main character complete their run. All other spectators have forgetting anything you or any machine in you own has said or told them to do. The waiting line is only 999.999 Billion contestants long. The spin machine is still at 1/10000 odds. Type spin if you would like to spin. Happy spectating!*
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>>7696053
*copies the design of the spin machine to create 10000 more spinning machines with the materials in the apparently endless waiting room dimension. Spins all of them at once*
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>>7696047
(You)
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>>7696057
*the spinning machines now have a new algorithm to have 1/10000 x Number of spinning machines in use by 1 person. All of your spins fail at once. Happy spinning!*
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>>7696074
*uses more materials to create pistons, initiating each to push down the spinning levers immediately after the spinning machine prior has finished spinning. Enjoys a hamburger and awaits his return*
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im gonna adp a big stretch
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>>7696091
*MR. Alter YOUR 20671 SPIN HAS WON! YOU HAVE EARNED +1 lives! Do you choose to redeem it now or wait to see if the current runner has found any secrets for you to use without searching?*
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>>7696101
*watches the current runner, finishing the hamburger, expecting nothing, but enjoying the show*
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>>7695883
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>>7695883
a long durag that smells like africa
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>>7696373
ok now this is epic
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>>7696403
.
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>>7696097
*do
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>>7696688 <<6688>> Double Dubs
Good idea!
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>>7695883
>Lazy purple
is that a tf2 reference?




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