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i had a horrible day with horrible people everywhere i went yet i remained pretty much a saint and of that i am proud (tho i understand the targaryens a lot better now amirite redditfriends xdddd)
anyway hows your sex life
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*teleports behind you*
THIS IS GONNA HURT ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU
*kills myself*
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>>7861370
aight
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Haha, what a great story Mark!

(Upboats if you get the reference ;P)

Anyway, kudos for being patient with folks today despite having a rough time. Don't go full Danaerys though! LOL! I can't wait for the last episode. My wife's son has really gotten into it. It's a great way to bond with him. Cheers!
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>>7861375
>cheers heres a fun bideo FOR YOU (haha clicc like if youre here for them retro maymays)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chEdH5P27G8
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>>7861378
Hey thanks for that awesome video LOL! Gonna show this to Shannon at work. Describes her to a tee XD
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>>7861389
haha is shannon by any chance me xd cause dont trust me alone with a botlel of wine
or vodka
or shampoo
or your mom and your dad
edit: thanks for the uranium
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annd i lost all of my shit in mineman AGAIN
i wanna start over but noooo every night is endermen hunt night ffs
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like you can farm those let people fucking build shit
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>>7861435
no anime itt my man
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>>7861368
>hows your sex life
just like jesus - nonexistent
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thanks bby
also i fuck bees but never without a precoitus agreement
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>>7861470
a teenage girl showed me her phone case today it had jesus on it
she watches insane amounts of weeb porn on the phone
we agreed it was perfectly balanced as all things should be
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so just when i got drunk enough to no longer feel i find this dude
then he mauls me to death
i had no idea they wewre hostile
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>>7861368
So you call people horrible and think spending time with them is horrible yet consider yourself a saint intredasting
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>>7861538
yes i was a lot less nasty with them than i shoulve been
you have no idea how hard i bit my tongue and how difficult it is for me to approach these things in a cool fashion
what definitely helped was the fact that i wont be working there next year and they can all p much suc my arse forever
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>>7861538
really maeks u thunk
i spend all day with nice people but im a fucking horrible person well how about that
they are to nice to tell me im a bad person and thats nice of them but its better to tell the truth so tell me im a worthless dumb fuck
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>>7861557
i mean im a super shit person in general too but im really good with people. everyone likes me before they get to know me and then its my job not to reveal my power level
not all people can act like people tho and they should be put in their place from time to time and not even for their own good, but rather for ours
this country hellhole surprises me every single day
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and its just very liberating to be able to say shit and not worry about the future cause my future is not here
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>>7861368
i haz LIFE

life was unavailable
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>>7861575
lucku bastid
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i hate slow decks
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You don't have to bite your tongue if people are shitty towards you, it's actually a disservice to everyone including yourself that you act nicer than you really are as at any moment you could slip and show your true face then really end up hurting someone and it's definitely not good for you as it can turn you into a nervous wreck too concerned with putting up a front just to be accepted, or to feel like you're better than them.. not worth it in either case
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>>7861612
no but you see i got so much more work done because for once i shut my mouth its one of these things where you wish you could go back in time and not even start shit except you dont have to cause you had the foresight when it mattered
dont get me wrong ill gladly stir shit when i need to but i feel like consciously picking your battles means youre an adult now
took me long enough
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I'm going to help the poopboy >:)
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>>7861637
help how and with what
if dubs i get one more glass of the gay shit
if not i drink the slightly less gay shit
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>>7861639
Haha you're such a jokester
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>>7861644
>44
wanna see my stamp collection
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>>7861646
Post tits+timestamp
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>>7861626
Oh... work. lol I thought you meant just people in general and that you went everywhere secretly hating everyone loooooole
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>>7861655
i would never
the dubs on you tho
id secretly go places
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update
walking is now hard
more news at ten
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i feel like im ready to watch the news
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>>7861666
i feel like im ready to check the trips
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>>7861658
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>>7861676
hecckin saved you just reminded me of swtor cause kenobi
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this one time my dad got excited watching a thing bout the speed of ketchup
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steve
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poopboi
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>>7861830
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ebin
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i cant sleep
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>>7862591
nice blog i read it
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>>7861480
Uuhhh wut the heccies?
Was she a fatlel or sumtin?
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>>7862654
purple rain purple rain
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just survive five hours and then we maek a pizze hows that sound
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>>7862794
yea
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its not gon be pineapple today
imma make a curry pizza with mushroomes n shit
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I vomited out of a window last night it was pretty good
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>>7863032
hella classy
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either it lands on the 8th floor balcony or I'm cleaning it up off the floor
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>>7863035
nigga its still yours to clean up
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eh it was all beer froth anyway

the birds will drink it
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>>7863035
Just claim it was a bird
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finally
we can agree birds arent important

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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jesus its p i s s i n g
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bacon bits

for when i want bacon but cannot be assed to cook it
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my ass
for when u want to bite something but youre not ready for the dust just yet
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my peenus weenus
for when you want the m a y o n n a i s e
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the m a y o n n a i s e
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>>7863066
fug off gayfish

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I'll tell you about muh sex life: I haven't had sex in 2 years and lately I started to take anti depressants and now I can only fap every 3 days
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>>7861368
Me and the chicken express lady made eye contact the other day and she started bending over for me, I looked to be nice.
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well the pizza was decent but now im too drunk too early
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>>7863066
dirtydix again!
y is dis on tokyo gore police
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azz
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sean bean how u dodoo
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>>7863420
probably getting killed
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>>7863506
i wish he narrated it errytim
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i lived in a hundred year old house for 5 years once and it was never warm enough there and constanly moist
today is a lot like those times except this building is like 27 so it should leak a lot less warmth GODDAMMIT
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uh
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