I took the Hare Psychopathy Checklist. It's the most reliable, most widely used questionnaire for psychopathy. The only person who can really answer these questions is you. Your doctor wouldn't be able to do it because if your doctor filled it out, they would only know about the character you play when you talk to them.20 questions, each worth two points. If you score 25 or above in Europe or 30 or above in America, you're a psychopath. I got a 34UmmmIs there like a Psychopaths Anonymous I can join?
>>16847105You're not a psychopath. You're an autist with poor self-assessment capabilities.Btw, the checklist is supposed to be administered by a professional because it measures observed behavior not subjective aspects of personality.
>>16847121>you're not a psychopath. You're an autist with poor self-assessment capabilities.>be you>graduated summa cum laude from web md medical school>think you understand someone based on one paragraph they wrote on 4chanhow much do you charge per session? $500?
>>16847105>Is there like a Psychopaths Anonymous I can join?It's called prison or hanging with people who should be (and will someday be) in prison. The faggy ones are the ones in politics and managerial roles - worthless, not worth your time if you're a non-selfhating psychopath, should be killed off even.I have a similar score to yours but fucking cops make me have to tread lightly. Kinda stupid following the orders of a state that's doing way worse stuff for way less reasons but here we are.Put your psycho energy into mentally fucking up any state workers like police and trying to build a rebellion
>>16847134mostly i put my psychopathic energy into fucking with people online. i'm about as far from ted bundy as you can get when it comes to violence. i don't like hurting anyone physically, i don't even like touching someone on the shoulder without their permission
>>16847121>Btw, the checklist is supposed to be administered by a professional since when would i ever want to tell a doctor the truth? they've never helped me. all they've done is give me pills that make numb
>>16847140Give that checklist a once over and check how many of those items are actually based on anything you tell your shrink or anything they would even need to ask.It's a behavioral assessment, not a personality test.
>>16847105Start a cult
>>16847152there's this one podcast i listen to. it's called behind the bastards. my theory is that the host, robert evans, is a low key psychopath because holy shit does he remind me of myself. and he's joked a lot about starting his own culti think he seriously wants to start his own cult but he's not stupid so he knows it would never work
>>16847137I think you misread the test you took. Sure you did the Hare Psychopathy Checklist and not the Fuckass Pussy checklist?
>>16847157It's quite obvious that he's autistic and has poor self-assessment capabilities.I also suspect he has no idea how the test is actually administered.
>>16847121Is unironically right>>16847137>>16847140>>16847156>>16847105're in no way a psychopath. You're just some really sad, most likely autistic guy who read about le low empathy in psychopaths not considering other causes and because psychopathy is what all cool movie and video game heroes have, you want it too. It's actually a way for you to charge yourself with dangerousness, unpredictability and a huge "stay away from me" which might even work for even bigger pussies than you because fundamentally, you know that you're a particularly sensitive sack of meat and blood. even normies who "dont care" about their meat being farmed in torture factories or their nation being terroristic(Israel/Europe/USA/Gulf states) are more psychopathic than you.Hell, one might even construct a "anti-psychopathy" with reversed traits and additional marked cowardice and you'd fit the diagnosis perfectly
>>16847164Let me give you a rare taste of my honesty: psychopathy is cool as long as you're 17 and people just think it's you being in puberty. The older you get, the more you realise that it's actually, unironically a severe mental disability (in the context of our today's society). People don't see you as a cool movie anti-hero when they see who you are - they will drop you. Police and judge-cucks dont care about your perfectly logical rationalization of what you did - they care about honouring words in a law book and want you as dead as a nazi would.Psychologists will not take you seriously either; actually they will drop you aswell when they realize you're actually one.Have gotten into a little trouble because you are who you are? Well damn, the judge-cucks wholeheartedly believe that you should get an even bigger sentence than a normie despite being more reasonable.PSychopathy is a disablity and not even one of those where you could manipulate the normies into having solidarity with you. This disorder is inseperably connected with evil, murderers, Hitler, rapists et c. in the minds of the normies.Even if you were, you're better off always hiding it
>>16847164i took it again. this time it was different? not sure why. but i scored a 29 this time, which i believe means i'm a psychopath in europe, but in america, i am one point below the cutoff.i just checked the results page. i guess i was wrong about the cutoff scores? i saw on some documentary that the cutoff is 25 in europe and 30 in america.>Your score was 29 out of a possible 44.>While there is no specific cutoff, higher scores indicate a greater likelihood of psychopathy.
>>16847105Lol. I'm literally an unemployed alcoholic sperg and I got 32 on this. This test seems to give bonus points for being an impulsive low IQ retard that can't hold down a job.
i changed one of my answers. i didn't know what the HARE meant by "parasitic lifestyle"now that i know what it is, well...i've been living a parasitic lifestyle almost my entire life, and i'm in my 30s. i've always felt guilty about it, though. i've always wanted to be able to live on my own but i just never had the ability. might be depression or autism or some damn thing.
>>16847176>>16847180
>>16847105>If you score 25 or above in Europe or 30 or above in America, you're a psychopath.hahahahaha way to go America
>>16847164surprise surprise, once again you're making judgments about someone without knowing anything about them.i don't think psychopathy is cool or a superpower or anything. i'm never going to tell anyone i know about this because if they found out they would never be able to trust me ever again
>>16847175When the test is actually being administered, it's usually because you're in prison and they want to assess your likelihood of reoffending. Hence why simply asking questions to fill the checklist isn't how it works. Nobody's gonna walk in with a clipboard and say "today we're going to evaluate if you're a psychopath to decide if you're eligible for parole. By the way, are you a pathological liar? That's one of the items on the list."Talking to you is the last thing they're gonna do. They're gonna look at your criminal history, study your responses in past police interviews before your present charges, read transcripts from court testimony, maybe even contact people who know you. By the time the assessor has said a single word to you, most of the checklist is already filled out. The rest will be filled out by having a normal ass conversation with you.Those "cutoffs" just indicate you're high risk in some jurisdictions.
>>16847185No you. If you dont think it's cool, why make a whole thread about trying to convince us of your non-existent psychopathy?>early behaviour problems>noshould be a dead giveaway that it's just some neurotic shit you're going thru, because when the fuck would you have learned to be a psychopath if not in a childhood of fighting for yourself and having to find your own right and wrong?>>16847180>i've been living a parasitic lifestyle almost my entire lifeif you're not completely draining a single person or pocket the work of thousands (=economic fags), then your parasitism is most likely non-existent.
>>16847184kek
>>16847187makers sense. my bad. i just didn't know that.i don't know too much about psychopathy. i just watched some documentaries on youtube. feel free to think i'm fucking with you, but my whole entire life, i have never met a single person who has truly reminded me of myself. well, except for one. the guy i mentioned. i suspect that he's a low key psychopath because, while he isn't completely like me, he definitely reminds me of myself more than anyone i've ever met.
>>16847189>No you.>If you dont think it's cool, why make a whole thread about trying to convince us of your non-existent psychopathy?>early behaviour problems>no>be you>see a thread someone made where they announce they have cancer>"if you don't think cancer is cool, why make a whole thread trying to convince us of your non-existent cancer?"
>>16847193Well actually, someone doing the same shit with cancer on the 4chan scientism board would be as attention-whoring as this autist, so yeah
>>16847189my parents have supported me financially my entire life. they don't mind doing it because they have lots of money. but as i said, i've always felt guilty about it
>>16847194>attention-whoringyes, i am a gigantic attention whore. everything i think about is just me me me, hey everybody look at me!
>>16847195>rich>wannabe psychoyou shoulda told me this shit beforehand. Unironically put a bullet in your forehead, it's only going to get worse anyway. Also you should try amphetamines or even methamphetamine. I know that it's very unlikely for psychopaths to become addicted; this way you could become even more superhuman! Imagine all your positives with the energy level of three whole humans. Woah!Also, you might be intelligent enough to pull off a murder, at least if you're as intelligent irl as in this thread. You never know if you don't try. Good luck
>>16847191Yeah, I kinda figured you were just confused about how the test works.No joke, though. You might want to be evaluated for a but of the 'tism. It's a much more likely diagnosis.
>>16847196>claims to be a psycho>doesn't unironically live in a "me me me"-world.Case closed. Thread finalized.
>>16847199if i told you why i haven't acted like a psychopath until two weeks ago you wouldn't believe meno one has ever believed meeveryone thinks i'm having a manic episode
>>16847200>until two weeks agoAt this point you should be paying me for pointing out your obviously flawed thinking. Could there, in this little quote, be hidden a simple truth that's opposing main criteria for a personality disorder diagnosis?
>>16847200let me put it to you this wayi've been trying to fix my golf swing almost every day since 2001
>>16847201let me clarifythere have been many times throughout my life where i've felt normal. where i've felt like myself. i just never knew how to do it consistently88v
>>16847203You're not a psycho, babe, but it's obvious that you're kinda lonely and maybe the cause of that is in fact a brain that works not like the normie brain but you're not a psychopath, for which you should be thankful. Look at Netanjewwho, American presidents, billionaires and then you'll get what psychopathy is like. It's the ability (or rather disability) to be able to destroy a whole planet and fuck with billions of people's minds for entirely personal gain.Being weird and having done a single or two bad things in your life isn't making you a psychopath
>>16847142oknow it's time for me to educate YOUbecause it is painfully obvious that YOU have no idea what you're talking aboutYOU need to do your homework before doing what you usually do and act like you're smart when really you're just a fucking retard who knows how to talk to chatgpt in englishlet me put it to you in terms you can understand>there isn't a shrink on the planet who would diagnose me with psychopathy because i've been playing a character every day of my lifei hate these people, i hate what they've done to me, and i want revenge
>>16847205See >>16847187
>>16847205>there isn't a shrink on the planet who would diagnose me with psychopathy because i've been playing a character every day of my lifethere isn't a shrink who's going to diagnose you with psychopathy because it's not a valid medical diagnosis.It's like trying to get diagnosed with Hysteria nowadays. Might as well try it with a choleric temperament diagnosis
>>16847204what made me a psychopath was my traumatic brain injury three years ago. i got a taste of it. it was amazing, but it also nearly got me arrested. i was still recovering from the brain damage so i was out of my damn mind.wanna know what i almost did?(let me be VERY clear, i never went through with it, but i seriously contemplated it)i tried to have my family murdered
>>16847208Oh well, that changes things quite a bit. Reminds me of Phineas Gage>i tried to have my family murderedunironically reported to the FBI, you should be locked up
>>16847207you know what? your'e right!no, i'm not being a snarky asshole this time. you ARE right, psychopathy is not a diagnostic term. as far as i'm aware, psychopathy is just a particular kind of antisocial personality disorder. so the DSM 5 says i have ASPD
>>16847209for fuck's sake....jesuswell once again, let me VERY, VERY CLEAR...i NEVER went through with it, i ONLY contemplated it, so if the FBI investigates, know what they'll find? NOTHING!so, you know what? i welcome the inquiry. it actually might be kind of cathartic because i've been trying to tell my whole story online for months now and basically i'm a fucking nobody online so i don't have enough followers for anyone to have noticed
>>16847210Now you just have to realize that antisocial PD is, unlike psychopathy, not some meme construct to medicalize "evil" but a genuine disablity with a what, 30% suicide rate?
>>16847211Just kidding, you fucking mongo. I hate the police and state more than anything but you should NEVER write this shit online. Are you stupid? There are people being arrested for political commentary and you go out here and post about what judge-cucks would consider planned murder??
>>1684721230% suicide rate? holy shit....well there have been a LOT of times in my life where i was depressed and completely unmotivated to do anything. but when i've been at my worst, i've never seriously wanted to end it. i was like "well, my life fucking sucks, i don't have a job, i'm mooching off my parents, i'm drinking all the time, i'm smoking pot all the time, i'm shitposting all over social media, i'm just a fucking loser. but.......eh.......whatever ">shrug>chug beer>rip bongthat was what i was like for what......10 years?well thank fucking god that shit is over. i feel much better now. these days i'm what robert evans calls "gas station sober". i buy one delta 8 vape from the gas station every month. i also drink a little, but not more than once a week.
>>16847216Good for you. Being high all the time while antisocial is a surefire way to become institutionalized. They (the Big Psych and Big Just) dont see you as a human and would take any reason to put you behind closed doors for the rest of your life
>>16847213here's how i understand itif i threaten to harm anyone (including myself) then someone will intervene. not sure who.but if you said what i said (i contemplated committing a crime), well, shit....i suppose that's the sort of thing the authorities would look at. they would want to check if i was lying or not. they'd be like "maybe this guy is ALMOST telling the truth, but what really happened is he went on the dark web and hired an assassin"
>>16847216>30% suicide rate? holy shit....I guess I wasn't honest. They do die way earlier than other humans tho, because that's just what happens when you live an impulsive life without safety and desperately need some shit to happen to feel alive
>>16847221Babe, judges and the police could (and would) turn your most innocent statements and actions into proof of your evil or your criminality
>>16847224Imagine what they'd do with>wanna know what i almost did?>(let me be VERY clear, i never went through with it, but i seriously contemplated it)>i tried to have my family murdered
>>16847225okwell againlooki picked a REALLY bad way to word that, obviously. but once again if they look they won't find a fucking thing. everyone knows what happened. guess what? there were cops there. they took me to the psych ward. there are LOTS of people who can verify my story, including my own family.
>>16847222OH....i thought you were saying 30% killed themselves. my bad, lmao....yeah that makes a LOT more sense. frankly i'm surprised i'm still with y'all given the kind of shit i used to put into my body. i am as far away from a health nut as a human being can possiby getsomehow i'm actually skinny? idk lucky genes i guess? my dad has always been skinny, i guess i got it from him
>>16847219let's say that i did what i did a few times in grad school. what i normally did was mix alcohol with benzos, but i never took more benzos than i was prescribed.i seriously think i have like fucking ozzy osbourne or keith richards genes when it comes to drugs because i have seriously done some shit that would kill you if you didn't have my genes
>>16847230If you're actually antisocial, then your drug behaviours are really not that surprising, I did benzos and opioids and all the bad stuff in my school years aswell, hell I even still smoke a lot of weed.A part of this disorder is that you don't fall for the authority fallacy at all, so ofc you have to find out for yourself after your realize all and any anti-drug-campaign is entirely built on lies and nonsensical fantasies about what drugs are like
>>16847167you sound like you're also higher up on the psychopathy spectrum than average. trust me, i know i'm not gonna talk about this shit in real life. this thread is staying on 4chan. i've doxxed myself on reddit.obviously somoene could screencap this and post but, well....there isn't really anything i can do about that
It's getting kinda weird now because I realize the similarities and dont like being categorizable. Gonna go outside and be the most humble, polite and pro-social human possible. see ya
>>16847233>this thread is staying on 4chanand 4chan knows your IP, which is practically equivalent to knowing your address
>>16847237i want to do the same. know why?i'm a guy with ASPD who tries to follow the golden rule.weird, right?well i think the golden rule is cool because it made me realize that i can understand how to treat other people just based on how i want to be treated.so i'm nice and polite to people simply because i like it when people are nice and polite with me.it's all about me, baby! lmaooo
>>16847233>>16847238Just a reminder, tech-illiterate bro, that they have a database that connects each and any of your posts to exactly you
>>16847241just so we're clear i'm not tech illiterate. i know python, javascript, zsh, bash, and ruby. i've started learning C, C++, and elvish. my dad recommended i stick to C++ (he used to be a C++ dev, he says no one uses C anymore)
>>16847242oh...also HTML and CSS. i forgot about those because those aren't languages. HTML is just markup and CSS is basically a list of rules that determine what the page looks like
>>16847131YOU are the one who doesn't know what you're talking about. The HARE is a behavioral exam. It's not a subjective experience report that you fill out yourself.Fucking moron.
>>16847245you're right i was being a fucking moron when i said that, if by "fucking moron" you mean "guy who didn't do his homework"well this thread has been a good learning experience for me, so yeah, you're right, the HARE is behavioral and completed by the examiner.i'm still 100% convinced i have ASPD though.
it might be hard to tell who's saying who in this thread, so for now on i'll be using this tripcode.as you can see, i am now a tripfag. god, i hate tripfagging. tripfagging is for people who wish 4chan was reddit. so cringe. but i think it makes sense to use in this thread in case one of you retards tries to impersonate me.the TL;DR of this thread so far is that in 2022, i had a traumatic brain injury that turned me from a guy who was mostly autistic, bipolar, and tourette's to a guy who is mostly autistic, bipolar, tourette's and ASPDhoping no one i know in real life finds out about this. oh well. it's not like i can control what you morons post elsewhere. so i am DEFINITELY not sharing my name, not even my initials. but i've given enough info for someone to find out who i am if they made the effort.
