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Welcome to /aan/ - Adopt a Neet

This is a thread for poorly housed and cared for NEETs as well as Providers with both room and desire. Also, just compatible roommates if that’s more your speed.
The ultimate goal for all participants is to move in together as flat(room)mates, friends, or something more. Your call.

If you are looking only for sex or "online only", you are in the wrong place. Shoo.

>/aan/ Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/22QDunz
Join the discord, it’s fun. *Make sure you post in #intro to get full access!

About yourself:

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space
Semi-Provider – able or willing to contribute financially to some degree (e.g. to rent/bills)
NEET – willing to move in with someone and receive some personal support (you do not have to be a NEET!)
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
As much as about you as you are willing to say. Sex and gender matters to some people. Others, not so much.
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
General location or as specific as you want. For NEETs, your location and ability to relocate or not is especially important so please let everyone know.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
just a room/flatmate, friend, F/M/T only, gf, bf, fwb, live-in maid, strictly platonic, etc, [insert your own]
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Use this space to talk about the kind of person you are and the kind of person you are looking for.

Last Thread: >>27251226
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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET – willing to move in with someone and receive some personal support (you do not have to be a NEET!)
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
male 35 straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
missouri but i cant drive
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
someone to feed me take care of me give me attention
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
you need to have a job and make money and be female and sexy
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>Status:
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
male 30 bi
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Poland, GOP area
>What you are looking for
fwb, someone to have drinks with
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
You need to be clean and into chubby guys
Post kik and I'll contact you
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Provider
30/M/MI
Looking for: A sub, can be passable Transwoman or Cis Woman
Currently living in a 2 bedroom in a nice neighborhood

I work full timeswith weekends off. Looking for someone pretty chill, I dont entertain drama. Fully stocked fridge and Cuddles are certainties, anything else you need we can work on. Not too keen on flying anyone in. but for the right person I might. As long as youre looking to better yourself, take care of house and occasional fluffing duties I'll be happy.
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>>27303088
discord is pineapple papi #6111
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>>27303088
I'm almost tempted just as a roommate. Like shit I'm fully independent you just seem like a responsible individual.
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If anyone needs someone who can work on a homestead lemme know, I'm a useless NEET in urban settings
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>>27303411
5 acres here, seeking the right neet.
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>Status
NEET

>Gender/Age
22 male, Central Florida. Whether I'm willing to relocate or not really depends on the person.

>Looking for
Probably anything. Although as a fantasy, I'd idealize of a caring motherly person (GFD kinda stuff) who I can be a boy-maid to. Otherwise, if its platonically, cool like-minded music fanatics and nerds would be ideal.

>Other info
Uh I have severe ADHD, anxiety and no car, which makes holding down a job difficult. I am an ambitious person with lots of ideas to pursue, but I get overwhelmed easily which can put a hindrance on my motivation. If I can just live near the city within walking distance of places or have someone that can help me give me rides to work and stuff until I save up for a car, that would actually rule. I am also a sensitive person who always means well and would never take advantage of someone.
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>Status
Provider

>Sex
Male

>Location
Midwest, I can cover your relocation costs

>Looking for
Cute MtF trans girl

People keep asking me if I would take in a biological female as well; the answer is yes, probably not.

>Anything else you would like to add?
5'10 / 180lbs / 30s
I am masculine, athletic, and mature. Mainly looking for a cute college age MtF trans girl sub that wants to be provided for and bond with a mature masculine male. I work a very rigorous schedule so someone that is self sufficient enough to help around the house and entertain themselves so I can focus on gym, work, and my other responsibilities is required.

Very picky about who I would take in. Someone with a calm, friendly, submissive personality is required. Separate bedrooms available, dont have to work, all of your basic necessities would be provided. Extras like hair salon, nails, makeup, a console, custom PC, small gifts, etc wouldnt be a problem as long as you are a good fit, and I have 2 cars as well. An ideal candidate for me would be an 18-22yr old trans girl that wants to focus on completing her education / obtaining certifications but doesnt want to live in poverty or wageslave while doing it.

Respect my time and effort, and I will respect yours.

http://imgur.com/a/PC88Qrd

Discord: The Carthaginian#4454
Kik: The_Carthaginian
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>Status
Between Semi-Provider and NEET – I work but could use the extra financial stability of less bills to pay and things to buy, etc.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Female (/f/), 26, and straight.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Philadelphia, PA, can't relocate because of work.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Would love a serious relationship, but also open to a friend, bf, fwb, platonic, etc.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences?
Would prefer someone with nice grammar and punctuation (a pet peeve of mine).

>Needs?
Help with rent, kindness
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>>27304685
I wouldn't mind, I might need help getting there though. Where you from senpai?
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>>27305603
USA
Whats your asl?
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if you're cute/10 i might be interested, i work at starbucks and I've been looking to relocate. discord is bored#9017
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>>27305661
>>27305466
meant to tag you
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>>27302802
Do these threads ever work out?


I feel like you're bound to get killed or house with mentally unstable people who even consider this.
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>>27305612
18/M/FL
And you?
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>>27305826

I've met up with someone via /aan/. Didn't get along well enough to pursue anything, but we're both still alive, at least.

Talked about meeting up with a few others, but it turns out making plans with NEETs is difficult to coordinate or pin down specifics.

I've noticed a tendency to be agreeable to whatever initially and then roll back hard when it comes to confirming/committing/taking real steps towards doing the thing.

Not surprising, really...
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>>27305826
I've helped some people out well enough they didn't need to be "adopted" but was pretty close to doing so. I'll add people randomly and see what their situation is and if some one really needed help I would probably adopt them if I thought it would work out(like they weren't mentally ill and actually needed help). There's definitely some aggressive and awkward people(the guys who get rejected here regularly for example) but I'd imagine it's pretty easy to dodge murderers lol. Most of the people I've helped were just dealing with really shitty situations that were desperate enough to become some ones "sex slave" if it came to it, that's what their fear was anyway(if you're actually retarded enough to come here here for a sex slave please just go to fetlife). I've dealt with more mentally ill people on the public 4chan discord servers than anywhere else in my entire life. I haven't really been here in months but it seems like the threads have been really dead since I was here last. I have heard a couple people having a success story from both sides though so I would say it's worked well enough for a few people.

Not sure if this rant answered your question but there is my experience.
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>>27305466
I'm very interested

Discord - halcyon#8301
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>>27305826
>Do these threads ever work out?
Do diets ever work out? It's a dumb question.

The thread itself has no real impact either way on whether or not two people will get together and work out long term. The same way a specific diet doesnt determine if you will lose weight or not. By asking such a pointless and obvious question I would say most things in your life wont "ever work out" mainly because you are a potato.
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>>27305466
>Female (/f/)
gay
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>>27306909
Avoid, hypersensitive and will ghost for having conjunctions at the beginning of sentences.
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>Status:
Provider
>Sex, Age, Sexuality
27, Male, Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Arizona - I am staying here.
>Looking for (pick all that apply)
A girlfriend or fwb would be fine - but a girlfriend is preferred.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I live alone in a two room house that I am hoping I'll get to rent it very soon. No home mortgage, so I'm basically debt free for now (and it's actually exciting when I think about it). I will be moving to a house being built in a new development north of me soon, so it would be nice to have someone accompany me!

My requirements is that cleanliness is a definite must. I'm not a clean freak, but I do like organization and things to be mostly clean (this includes the kitchen, nothing bothers me more than dishes in the sink). Hygiene is obviously very important too. Physical affection is also a must (this includes sex, cuddling, any form of intimacy on that spectrum).

I also ask that honesty should be one of the top things of focus. Loyalty is up there too. However, being up front is extremely important in making this all work.

I have kik, telegram, discord, but please email first. liamnalik@gmail.com
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>>27305466
Are you cute if so post email and ill tell you about myself
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>>27308063
She posted on the discord pics channel.
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Male neet, europe, straight

**Animu & vidya**anxiety**...

Can't force a romantic relationship *shrug*; cuddles are nice regardless of gender. Want to be a meaningful, wanted member of a household, really.

Requirements? We'd have to get along to be honest, and we can only find that out through talking..

h-here I go

Discord: Neet#6237
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This thread is embarrassing and I can't believe you guys are being serious
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>>27308200
they are literal wastes of o2, what do you expect?
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male 32 Provider
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Cincinnati. I might be interested in reimbursing you for travel.
>What you are looking for
Gender does not matter to me. I would expect you to clean up around the house and provide for me sexually in exchange for room board and maybe some walking around money.
>Anything else you would like to add?
I am a small business owner and work more than I probably should. I have a very large house and I'd prefer to have someone cute around to clean it.

KIK- pramable
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>Status: (Please pick one)
i need support but I'm not actually a neet. i have a job and I'm in education. The problem is my bills drain my bank account and I can't afford hormones.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
19, mtf, bi
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
im in Ohio, but i can't really relocate because of school and work
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
basically someone who could help me out with paying for stuff like hormones and food while I work through college. ofc im open to helping you in other ways, id feel bad just taking someones money.
>Anything else you would like to add?
I'm pretty cute and seem to pass to most people even though I haven't been on hormones very long. Only bad thing is my voice isn't that great.
>Contact
Kik - saigepage
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>>27302802
If any straight male neets 21 or younger who are twinks need a paypig, add me on Kik

pizzasquashers99
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>>27308531
Can't you just get hormones for free from that trans cult? Pretty sure one of the members had a giant stack and was sending it to people.
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>>27309256
wait really? I've never heard of this desu
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>>27309394
Yeah, there was a cult going around r9k. They got shut down pretty hard though, some of the leaders turned out to by 15 year old psychos and some other crazy shit. But I definitely remember at least one member that's probably still out there with stacks of the stuff, they were trying to encourage people(robots) to become trans and sending them hrt. I'd recommend being careful but I'd imagine you're already doing crazy things anyway.
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>>27309704
lol
i kind of assume blackmailing ppl into forced hrt is a silly fantasy but who knows with robots
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>>27309716
I don't think they were blackmailing most of them, just trying to convince them they should transition and some one would finally want them.
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>>27309777
they blackmailed quite a few iirc
>>27309704
yeah I know who you're talking about now, Reiko and all them. They're not active anymore as far as I know
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bump
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Would anyone be willing to adopt a minor? I'm not a minor but my sister is and we both live in a very abusive household. Shes 17 and I can't just leave her here with.. them. The abuse has gotten worse and I too want to leave (on my own) but I cant for her sake. This is a non sexual request of course. Would anyone be willing?
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>>27311423
>non sexual
Lol yeah. Totes dude. Pinkie promise
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>>27311428
Eh I guess it's legal but whoring out my sister doesn't sound quite safe..
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>>27311423
>>27311446
Location? Contact?
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>>27311446
if you don't want her to be abused this, what you're doing right now, is the worst possible option you have
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>>27311423
>>27311549
yeah I agree with this, it seems pretty irresponsible in all honesty.
Your best bet is getting a job and getting a cheap apartment or sharing a roommate that you trust.... don't put your minor sister in danger please, many people might take advantage of her especially since she was in an abusive household. That's just playing with fire.
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I've been told this is the place to go for smelly neet girls that hate hygiene
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>>27311423

When does she turn 18?
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>>27311423
Hey,
I am sorry to hear about your living situation. This board and the discord has a 18 plus rule that should not be broken for various legal reasons. Dealing with her could lead to legal problems if her parents think that she should stay with them. We strongly discourage adopting a minor and do give any support for that.
Please to not try to give her away to a stranger.
You are free to join the discord where we might can figure something out for you but adopting a minor is out of question here.
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Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Female, 25, Lesbain
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
i can move, you can move, either way i’ll pay for it, just trying to start fresh yaknow
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
girls only, but other than that i don’t really know, someone to cuddle i suppose


Discord
Kaoru#7253
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>>27311446
probably couldn't take her in, but if you're near I can put you and her in touch with some services that can definitely help.
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Provider.
24/M/Hetero
Northern Delaware. Shares a house but everybody is mature. Can relocate in future if desired.
Looking for someone to make a connection with. Female only, no trans.
Food and shelter provided obviously. I have prior experience providing. Will take time to get to know you. I would prefer someone who shares interests in common with me. Video games, anime, animals, etc. Must be fine with living with cats and dogs, we own 4 cats and 2 dogs. I work from home so you'll be seeing a lot of me.
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>>27313699
I'm retarded. Forgot contact.
EVChaos#6260
Kik: EverchosenChaos
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>>27311423
You both need to catch a ride to the nearest major city that has good supportive services for homeless individuals. The good news is that she'll be taken in immediately to either a womens' shelter or childrens' center, the bad news is that you'll probably end up living on the streets for a bit since places for dudes get overcrowded fast. Check out /out/'s homeless thread (for the love of God, don't mention your sister there), and they'll hook you up with the info to survive the winter.

If you happen to be close enough to get to Spokane, I know people that could get your sister into a place ASAP, and I could hook you up with a couch to sleep on for a couple weeks at least while you get situated.
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> Status
provider
> Sex, age:
27, male
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Canada, BC, no relocation
>Looking for (pick all that apply)
friend, fwb, gf
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I run a "fin-tech" company. Expect lots of rants about finances and tech related mumble jumble. I also attend a lot of random conventions. Feel free to tag along... or don't.
I'm too busy for my own good. It'd be nice to come home to someone to distract me from work thoughts.
I can hook you up for getting out of neetdom if you promise not to burn my bridges down.
> Contact
Ctabka#1479
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>>27311423
Where do you two live and what's your contact? I'd be willing to give both of you a place to stay.
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29 m here
I'm hoping to find an obedient girl that wouldn't mind being trained into what i want. I'm not picky, only thing that matters to me is your obedience. Hopefully your conversation is interesting as well because after i cum i like to chat.

My kik is char2101

Message me your age and how obedient you can be
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Bump
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>Status
Provider
>Sex, Age:
39/M
White/5'11"/Fit
>Location:
Chicago (Illinois) and no I cannot relocate. Please be nearby to me or willing to relocate after a few meetings (assuming we get along of course).
>Looking for (pick all that apply)
A committed relationship with a submissive (biological) woman who shares both my vanilla and non-vanilla interests.
>About me
Live on the north side of Chicago. Have a nice home, car, and job. My free time is usually spent eating out, taking out my bicycle, reading, watching movies/anime and video games. I'm kind, nurturing, though know I need to control my partner in nearly all ways. Trust and honesty are paramount to me and I will not compromise on either.
>Contact Info
Kik: AlbanyPark36
Discord: DB#5611
Throwaway Email: buffalogrove34@yahoo.com
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>status
Provider. Willing to provide for someone who needs help. Looking for a girl who can be a friend and more.
>Sexuality
36m Straight
>location
Northwest VA.
>what are you looking for?
A companion that will help with house chores. Travel with me and spent time together. So I guess I am looking for a gf.
>anything else
I live by myself in a 3 room house. Work M-F. Pretty much I have a lot of free time and not much to do. I do like to travel, cook and read.
Looking for a clean girl 25-30 who is sane that may need some help to get back up.
My kik jupiterjunaii
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>>27305466
Northern DE here. Preferred method of communication?

>>27311423
Narrow down where you are in the country please.
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>Status
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38 year old female, straight
>Location
Toronto
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
A boy I can spoil who will take care of my needs
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
In good shape, around 6 feet tall, white, good size package, funny
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>>27318457
do you have discord?
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>>27318457
The mommy fantasies write themselves
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>>27318543
>>27318457
she just needs to provide a way for contact and it won't be fantasies anymore ;P
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>>27318457
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>>27318457
It would be nice of me to have a mentor while I'm working on my degrees, if you don't mind that type of relationship.
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>Status:
Current NEET ,Aiming to get a job

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
26,Agender,pansexual
I have female bits,but am currently taking testosterone for a little while to become more androgynous. Still mostly fem.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Currently in ohio.
Will 100% relocate to Hawaii. That's all I'm aiming to do.

>What you are looking for
Looking for someone in Hawaii I can live with until I can get my own job and place. Or if it goes really well I'll just stay with you! Can be anything from romantic to platonic or fwbs.

>Anything else you would like to add?
Hmmm,I'm a nerd. I like anime and comics. Kinda weird. Love horror movies and aliens. I'm medicated for bpd,depression and anxiety. It's all under control. I have a dog,shes a goldendoodle. I dont have a preference for your gender,though if you're looking to start a sexual or romantic relationship I lean towards being more attracted to dominance. I dont have a preference for what island though itd be cool if it were Maui or O'ahu!
I have kik and discord if anyone is actually from Hawaii and serious! lolololol
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>>27319559
Also forgot to add I am by no means skinny and an actual fat cat.
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>>27311423
>This is a non sexual request of course.
>Would anyone be willing?
I mean, not any more...
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>Status:
Provider, Have two houses one Career in the music industry, and two side jobs.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Currently in Portland, Oregon.
No I will not relocate, unless it is Japan for business.

>What you are looking for
A QT shut in slightly racist girl that likes anime. (preferably Asian but white is ok)

>Anything else you would like to add?
Must like hentai and better not fucking steal my raviolis.
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>>27319559
I can't house you but I can be your friend if you come here
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>status
NEET

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
I was born Male, but identity as female.
I am currently 23, my birthday is in October.
I am pansexual or bisexual. I tend to mostly date guys.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
I live in Ahrizona, USA. Currently in the mountainous region. I am absolutely willing to relocate, I don't care where. The main issue is of course time and money. If I'm lucky, I may be able to convince some family to pay the cost.

>What you are looking for
I'm mainly looking for someone to save me. Whether that's help or living with them. I'll include my situation in the Anything else category.
However, I've also found myself wanting to form a relationship with someone who can save me. I'm not only willing, but wanting to do anything for that person. Even sexual, kinky stuff, in exchange for living with them. But that's by no means a requirement. I'll be thankful if anyone does anything, no matter their stance.

>Anything else
I'm very close to homeless. I'm pretty much broke except for a pile of change. I have to walk 6 miles for groceries because I don't have a car. Its currently snowing, and my jacket isn't sufficient. I'm hungry.

I'm pre-HRT, but I've had plenty of people say I look good/feminine. Including straight guys, which baffles me. Certainly once I get on it, my looks will improve. I've been too poor to afford it.

Oh, I know how to program.
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Hi! My name is Ryan, I am a femboy enthusiast interested in science, art, philosophy etc. I am introverted, vegan, drug/alcohol free, and enjoy the simple life.

>Status:
Semi-NEET- Currently employed but willing to give up the grind to be a boy-maid for someone. Seeking masc. tops in this case.
Semi-Provier- Alternatively willing to keep grinding and have my own maid perhaps, though I'm not super successful in life. Perhaps partnering with another semi-provider, in any case seeking a feminine bottom for this scenario.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
I am a male, aged 21 and pansexual. I like to both top & bottom although I am not overall dominant by nature.

>Location:
I currently live in Oregon, USA. I am willing to live anywhere in the US, though prefer to stay out of red states. Also willing to run away to other countries barring logistical complications.

>Looking For:
Open to finding a roommate, a friend, a fwb, being someone's live-in maid/having my own, anything really. Masculine matches must be under 50 and feminine matches must be under 30. Not interested in strictly platonic relationships so much.

I look forward to meeting new friends here. Pic is me.
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>>27320682
>close to homeless
>know how to program
you're just lazy..
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>>27318560
if I wasn't already taken, id be going to Toronto now haha
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>>27320317
I'd like that! Cause I dont think any of my friends want to move with me ahahah
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>>27321720
I'm almost the same, have the basics on programming but I'm a fucking neet, what could I do to make some cash to get by? total fucking looser btw, don't even know where to look for a job apart from google
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>>27322635

You asking for legitimate advice or a get quick rich scheme?
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>>27321876
I'll be here
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>>27320682
contact?
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>>27323335
Ahri Fox#6690
On discord. I'm in the discord server linked in OP.
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
male 23 straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Western US
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Girlfriend or cute MtF to make into GF
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I work from home so ill be handing out plenty of love. If you love cooking and want to help decorate this place (I can tell when a space is ugly but have no solutions) that would be cool.
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>>27302802
29/M/ Ontario
Is this a sugar daddy / baby thread? I'm not rich enough for that. I would only let a neet live with me in a serious long-term relationship.
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lmao are there really desperate virgins here thinking they can buy a gf or some shit lmao
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>>27324482
No we specifically excluding the sugar stuff
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bump
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I once offered to take in a neet girl I used to rent a flat with. She didn't take me up on it. I have a job and she still doesn't... eh, it's probably for the best...
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>>27304738
Contact?
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>Status: Semi - Looking for roommate

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: F, Late 20's + 15 LB pooch who is house broken and goes to work with me.

>Location and are you willing to relocate? SoCal (SD) It depends...

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
just a room/flatmate and friend

>Anything else you would like to add?

I moved out here to take a job and I dont like the housing my boss provided and is charging me for. I am super chill. Just looking for the same. Please email with price, availability and a little about yourself.


killrrunicorns@gmail.com
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>Status:
More on provider side, I'm getting enough to support living with another person when it comes to rent, bills and food, but not enough to have fancy trips or eating out so often.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 24, Straight
>Location:
Japan-Tokyo, not planning on leaving Tokyo at least for the next 5 years or so.
>Looking For:
Female only, GF, Cuddle friend, FWB, Live in Maid (I'll get you a sexy maid uniform horray Japan), Wife Material. someone to build life with?
>About me:
Computer Science Masters Student at one of the top universities in Japan, so I don't get that much free time, but when I have time I love going out to see new places, or just go to the everyday crazy Shibuya and other similar places.
I don't drink/smoke, prefer someone who doesn't as well, more tolerant to someone who drinks than smokes since the smell of smoke is really annoying for me.
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When adopt a neet becomes a cult.
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>>27328094
A bit out of context, we are simply concerned about him and his situation.
You can come and go as you like but asking why is a fair thing to do.
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>>27302802
Just putting out some feelers, I'm not even sure if this is the most appropriate venue for what I'm looking for.
>Status:
Provider, Specifically willing to change up my living situation to accommodate another person.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
25, M, Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Valdez, Alaska. It's a small town by most standards (4000 people), but it's a population center by Alaskan standards. I can't relocate on the fly, I'm stationed here with the military.
>What you are looking for? (pick all that apply)
GF, FWB, wife material, someone to take care of mostly.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I honestly have no idea
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>>27328204
Alex?
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>>27328214
Impressive, but concerning
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>>27328094
When I left the discord a mod reached out to me demanding to know why I left. It made me extremely uncomfortable.
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>>27328251
Hey there,
we never demand something like that. We also rarely go after people if they leave (it is your choice after all). Long term members are the exception here since they often leave because of some unadressed conflicts that should be dealt with. We never demand an explanation, if you don't want to comment then this is your choice.
If you feel like this has not been done properly, feel free to contact a different member of the mod team who will happily assist clearing this up
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>>27328305
The mod team I have dealt with has only responded to me in a snarky manner once I stated my issues. Rather than laughing out anyone that opposes you in the threads or otherwise, I hope you work on fixing the issues within your discord instead of continuing to let your discord be a shitposting cesspool. You have stated in your discord that your moderation team existed due to you choosing favorites, yet laughed in my face when I pointed out the blatant nepotism.

Is someone that constantly trolls and fishes for compliments when the conversation topic isn't about them a good mod?
Is the transexual who was proved to be mentally unstable a few threads prior someone worthy of being given any sort of moderation power whatsoever?
Your moderation team isn't all bad, I will give you that. Modding blatant trolls makes me uncomfortable and suspicious. What is your intent with this discord? A place to help others? Your own personal circlejerk? A drama sitcom where you stir the pot for laughs?
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>>27328364
>tranny mods
>trannies as users

This server is a strong strong avoid.
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>>27328246
Fly high, ace.
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honestly i just need a roommate because i need to move out, if you're understanding of me being always tired and super sad and lame that's just a bonus :'-)

>Status:
neet/semi-provider – i have a full time job and am totally willing to pitch in to rent, but i can't afford a whole place to myself so it'd be so great if i had someone to share rent with

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
18, female, bi

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
i am in the bay area (408) and am willing to relocate anywhere that's ~20 mins or less away from my job, preferably campbell/los gatos area

>What you are looking for
just a roommate
i like to clean and don't mind being a "maid" or whatnot, keeping the house tidy
absolutely nothing sexual!

>Anything else you would like to add?
i'm respectful, easy to get along with and laid back
i don't care if you drink or smoke or do drugs
just let me live in your house for cheap & i'll clean and do chores

my discord is stormy the rabbit#8634
<3
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Just looking for a smelly neet girl that hates showers to game with.
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>>27305826
I did help out one NEET from these threads who was in a real mess to get back on their feet.
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>>27324435
contact?
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>>27329211
I don't know my area codes well, but I assume California?
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yep!
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>>27329402
Damn it, I'm in FL.
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>>27311423

so, im probably one of the few people on here who would take you and your sister. i have a 6 bedroom house, with one free bedroom.

6 kids, wife and myself. kids around your age too im guessing, 20 girl, 17 girl, 15 boy, and it goes down from there.

problem is, my parents are having mental issues at the moment and causing ridiculous amounts of drama. id rather give my kids to you than introduce you to those kinds of issues. if things settle down, ill let you know if you leave some kind of contact info
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NEET here
Mtf but haven’t started HRT yet.

Willing to relocate depending on person.
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>>27329337
geartoaster@waifu.club
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>>27305466
Hey, ieatelectricity on kik, I'll share discord there
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34 M here in NY, looking for the right little partner friend person to cuddle and be nice to.
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20 something guy/girl couple in 919 area here. We're a couple of pervs but we're also decent people. Wouldn't mind temporarily housing a cute guy or girl around our age who would be interested in a *consensual* fwb-type arrangement. If you're interested leave your contact info and we'll reach out.
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>>27328364
Sounds like a mess
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This whole thread seems contrived of a vague desire to illustrate some level of selfless decency between people in need online but appears as if it's dedicated more towards an ideal or a fantasy than a purpose. Nevertheless there's no harm done, though there's probably countless people using the inherent neediness of this thread to make wanting loners' hearts go "Doki Doki".

>Status:
NEET I guess..?

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 21, Bisexual (as long as it looks girly)

>Location:
Everett, Washington and not exactly functional behind the wheel sadly. I love getting around though.

>Looking for:
I'll figure it out somewhere. I'm certainly not able to house anyone so how about people to chat with, friends and of course the namesake of the thread because "Online Only" doesn't work. Kind of ironic if many people here don't get past the online part though. I'd make a joke about "Come take care of me, Senpai~" but hey, all things deserve a chance so if anyone's in Washington in the Seattle/everett/puget sound area, I could use more people to meet or hang/live with. With or without a given relationship.

>Me:
Does my tone say it all? I'm usually pretty easy to be around but I try not to restrain myself outside of reasonable boundaries. I can be sluggish and struggle to get the right idea at times but I do my best and always will. I have a personal preference towards softer/feminine people even outside of sexuality. It's just more comfortable for me and I'm not great with typical "guy" things. Granted I'm not that soft myself I guess. Patience and understanding are what I give and what I hope to expect. I play a lot of games and try to stay healthy enough so hopefully you do, too.

Who am I even?
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>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male-bodied, bi, 33
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Oklahoma, I will be relocating in a few months to New Mexico
>What you are looking for
Femme boys, androgynous girls, femme girls. what i need from out of a new living situation is flexible. If its more platonic then I would ask normal roomie things. Otherwise, a stay at home maid would be cash. I can take care of everything else.
>Anything else you would like to add?
My living space is also a creative space, so if you produce music of art of any kind, preferential treatment will be given to you. Must be cat and green-friendly

discord; mlqtst
#8085
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>Status:
NEET loser
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
bio female - 18 - straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
USA (ask me through discord if you want specifics), cant relocate atm
>What you are looking for
being someones friend or girlfriend in the future. fwb or non-commited type sexual relationships make me uncomfortable. i'd like to save up some money for school.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
im free 99.9% of the time to talk to you (including vc), and i'm open to playing games with you. im average height and very thin, with depressive episodes & not very cute so no high expectations plz. also almost cripplingly shy and nervous at first so please give me some time to warm up to you. i dont have any age preferences or anything, just as long as we get along nicely and whatever.
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>>27332565
i'm brain-dead sorry,

discord - tomomi#1306
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>>27332565
added you
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>Status
Between Semi-Provider and NEET – I work but could use the extra financial stability of less bills to pay and things to buy, etc.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Female, /f/, 26, and straight.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Philadelphia, PA, can't relocate because of work.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Just a room/flatmate, friend, bf, fwb, strictly platonic, etc. I'm open. Would love a serious relationship.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences?
Would prefer someone with nice grammar and punctuation (a pet peeve of mine).

>Needs?
Financial stability and kindness

Discord: Kit#5474
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>>27329211
If real dm NoFotota#9858
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18, unpassing mtf.
Neet.
Basically just looking for someone to pay for my ffs and I'll come be a useless sack of flesh for you.
That's pretty much it.
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AAN bump
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>>27332565 I'm absolutely no use
NoFotota#9858
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>>27332783
I wish you lived in NC instead because I'd be really interested in chatting with you
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>>27333703
>>27332789
Lmao here we see someone desperate to lose his v card
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>>27332783

Does "/f/" mean something that requires a snowflake secret decoder ring, or are you a XX, biological, anatomical, born-female woman?
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>>27332783
I lived in Philadelphia up until about 7 months ago, that would have been really convenient.
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Neet bump
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>>27319744
>lives in one of the bluest states in the country in a city with gay pride flags on like, every street
>is an alt righter who wants an racist waifu
Move to utah or something dude, we don't want your kind here.

Btw, this site is 18+ kiddo
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>>27319744
are you a christian...?
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>>27332019
Oh right, Discord. Dewybmt#4226
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>>27337071
Faggot detected
Read Siege
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Bump
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>>27338465
Baste and Siegepilled




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>>27304685
I'm a 21yr old shut in. Don't even have my id. Dream job/lifestyle is farm work. As long as you have a spare room and internet id be willing to work.
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cute tall skinny 18 year old male neet lf a mommy gf to take care of me and cuddle with.
tropodite#6578
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>>27340326
where you at senpai
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>>27341214
Indiana, too autistic to look for a job because i doubt anyone wants to hire someone my age with zero work experience who is a highschool drop out.
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>>27341387
I doubt you aren't experienced enough to homestead with a fellow anon though.
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>>27341400
I fuckin wish. Pretty sure i'm only good at manual labor at this point. I love nature but i hate other people so i shut myself away from everything. I'd consider myself libertarian. Like why the fuck should i have to pay for a license to fish??? Sorry for the rant. I wouldnt be too against moving not too far. Nothing really holding me here except for family i feel like a burden on.
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>>27341414
hmu on kik senpai
katzmoor
im headed to bed
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>>27332565
Added
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>>27304685
Still looking for people? 19, Male. I have a lot of outdoors experience, I've always wanted to homestead but I'm too poor to buy the land
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>>27304685
I'm still open if you're around
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I feel like a male version of misaki
I want to be a pure-hearted angel and save a poor but cute neet from depression
But I don't trust boys anymore, even if they can be innocent neets, and I feel creepy trying to find pathetic neet girls
What should I do? I do very much want to be good to someone even more pathetic than me
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
male 28 straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
CA 714, i have a house by myself with a spare room.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Im just looking to help you get back on your feet, or get started.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I would expect you to do the household chores to pay back for rent. Anything more than that is optional.

Kik: silentswede
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>>27319559
Yikes. You do realize that T changes your body forever right? You'll get gross acne and a very ugly voice which you'll regret hopefully sooner than later.
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>Status:
Neet
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
This is complicated for me, sex-male, gender-soon to be female, 18, bi leaning towards girls
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Sunshine Coast Australia, near Brisbane, and i'm not able to relocate due to family shit.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
i'm about to transition, can't find work becaue no one will hire me because i'm too quiet. these things make me nervous as fuck but i might try it out because why not. i don't want much at all, as long as you're kind to me

Tayla#7821 -discord
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>>27344021
creepy agp fuck kill yourself
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>>27344029
suuuree, you can go with that if that floats your boat
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>>27302802
>Status:
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
male 20 straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Fort Collins, Colorado right now can move anywhere in the u.s in 4 months (lease is up)
>What you are looking for
If a dude it has to be a straight guy and be down to self improve ( hitting gym together , hitting on girls to get laid , plotting ways to get money )
If it's a girl it can be anything from just friends to something like FWB. Not really looking to date unless we really click .
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements?
I would pay rent and utilities you would have to get a job and help out in some way .
>Expectations?
Looking for whites only I'm pretty much /pol/ stormfront and looking to eventually get a huge house of like minded Bros (or girls) and have a compound .
Preferences? Just be down to self improve as long as your white I am down to help you out .
Needs?
Smart people would be good .
Just be clean and not a glow in the dark (or undercover faggot , if I let you move in and you end up being gay your getting shanked )
Post kik or snap/insta and I'll contact you
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>>27344094
Based and Siegepilled
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>>27344094
You familiar with Vex?
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Status: (Please pick one)
NEET – I'm not totally useless, I have money saved up from one of my jobs, can easily get another job, and I'm planning on going right back to uni as soon as I have a place to stay.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
F/19/straight. I’m not assuming anything sexual will happen but if it was to, I’d prefer a man who’s actually straight (as in I’d feel wicked uncomfortable doing anything with someone who’s into mtf or anything sry ._.)
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Currently in New England but from down south. I'm willing to relocate and I could pay for my own ticket as well.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
A clean, decent place in a safe neighborhood/area. It would be nice to have a sort of nurturing provider, um preferably a guy who can help give guidance and stuff like that .-.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I feel guilty having requirements considering I'm the one that needs a place to stay, but like stormfront dude ^, really only want to stay with a white person desu. I like to clean, cook, I take care of myself and have good hygiene, I'm good with kids and animals, I'm quiet, and I tend to keep to myself. With all that said, obviously I don't want to stay with someone who's a total slob and super loud and messy, but I understand beggars can't be choosers.

I can send Snapchat/discord if anyone is interested ^-^
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>>27344313
Uhmm pic related
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>>27344327
>>27344313
you realize anyone that would keep you would use you as a cum dumpster, it would be smarter for you to just, you know, find a boyfriend
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>>27344313

Is email OK? I'm a 28 y/o boomer, I don't use Snapchat or Discord. Straight white male in the Kansas side of Kansas City with a college degree, a good 9-5 office job and my own clean 2BR/2BA apartment in a safe, mostly quiet area. I'm willing to talk and see if we're compatible. ks66502 @ gmail.
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>>27344313
I’m interested. My Snapchat is mesovert
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Anyone here from Lithuania? NEET, providers, in-betweens?
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>>27344313

maxjenius81#9638
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>>27344348
Um...I didn't think about that. I mean, I just don't know where to look. I don't want to do tinder, I'm just not into that, and most people just want to hook up - no one would actually "adopt" me. Should I try one of those mature sites like match or something?
>>27344349
>>27344350
>>27344371
Thank u ._.
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>>27344391
I got experience with this just snap me and I’ll explain
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>>27344391
try church
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>>27344391
>. I don't want to do tinder, I'm just not into that, and most people just want to hook up - no one would actually "adopt" me
If youre not big into in person socializing/boyfriend hunting id probably just lurk around and add people who fit your mold rather than posting somewhere full of thirsty dudes. Probably start fishing for friends without posting photos and hopefully turn that into a relationship. This is /soc/ so any dude is going to be thirsty as fuck.
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>>27344313
katzmoor on kik, I could find a place with you.
>>27344094
You and I should start a HH together.
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>>27344411
Yeah true desu, I'm probably a rare exception
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>>27344429
Good for you my dude
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>>27344313
Feel free to add me on snap. Can always use more snap friends.

Snap: dilancuan
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>>27344405
>>27344411
Both good suggestions lol I guess it was pretty stupid to post a pic and not expect any of that. Thank you (:
>>27344422
Thx you:)
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>>27344463
Yeah I'm just extrapolating based on the first thing that comes to my own mind when seeing your post and picture. Even someone with my morals would be tempted to take advantage of you. You seem to give off strong submissive vibes which doesn't help at all. I'm not looking to be a provider though so good luck on your search.
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>>27344471
>Yeah I'm just extrapolating based on the first thing that comes to my own mind when seeing your post and picture. Even someone with my morals would be tempted to take advantage of you.

This is what you call "projection", no not everybody here is a weak, sexually unsatisfied beta with rape fantasies like you are.

This thread gets trolled way too easily by people that dont even leave contact info.
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>>27344511
> no not everybody here is a weak, sexually unsatisfied beta

Yeah but you are, stay angry and impotent.
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>>27344471
Thx m8 I’ll delete my pic now:)
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>>27344575
Actually it’s saying that “something went wrong” fucking awesome :(
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>>27344578
Delete the comment on PC. Should work. Make sure your connection is good.
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>>27344588
im so dumb :)
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>>27344601
rip
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>About Me
NEET
22/Male/Relocation depends on finances -- I'm down/Ohio (close to Cincinnati)

>Looking For
Roommate/Flatmate, GF, BF, FWB, work as a live-in maid

>The Rest
5'8", 190, pansexual, dominant until bored. I've lived most of my life in a state of constant dissociation, and I was oblivious to it -- as well as my major bipolar depression -- until just a few years ago. My goal is to treat myself, find my inner drive again, and continue working towards my goals as a programmer, pianist, graphic illustrator, and whatever comes next. Though I'm functional, I'm very quiet, shy, and reserved and often fail to speak up. Though, I act more to compensate for how little I speak.

There are a number of interests I'm omitting because I'm a regular-ass NEET with a surreal-ass brain, including: anime, video games, tabletop RPGs. Odder hobbies include: playing the guitar, playing the piano, being good at sex, cooking, meditation, music production, martial arts (specifically Taijiquan aka Tai Chi).

>Kik
emotion.lord_

>>27308253
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>>27344360
I guess I'm a NEET, but can afford to be a provider at the same time. Add me so we can get to know each other.

My Discord: 𝔐emetics#5060
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>>27344738
I just realized that 4chan fucks up the character encoding when posting my nick so here's a pastebin.

https://pastebin.com/yDN8tXsc
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>>27344313
Would you be interested in moving to Japan??
>>27327675
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>>27344313
Why not. New England bro here, Sev#7681 if you want to chat.
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>>27344313
Sup fellow Southerner in the Northeast?

You had me up until "like stormfront dude".

I don't know how much of a problem that would be, but if you'd like to meet up some day and see how things go, you can join the discord an we'll talk there.
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>>27344391

The whole concept of "adopting" someone tends to bring out people's fetishistic streak.

It's also often assumed that it's a temporary arrangement until the NEET person is able to get their shit together a bit and can move onto their own things.

If you're hoping for a forever home type of deal... I mean, it COULD happen, there are definitely a couple people on the discord who are looking for that sort of thing, but there will be a lot of attention to sort through.
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>>27344463
Kik timtams2016
We may be a good fit! =)
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>>27344313
fuck it ill bite, can you email me if youre still looking or something?
notmynamethrowawayemail@gmail.com idk what youre looking for from a guy but id like to hear about it or whatever
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>>27344313
Send me an email on newthrowawayaway@protonmail.com
Let's talk and see if we're compatible.
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>>27344988
What is the discord? :0
>>27344981
Uhm well why would that even matter? I don’t rly think it’s very unreasonable and I’m not some gonna go on some Lauren Southern-tier tirade on a pretty much apolitical discord.
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>>27344988
Also I don’t expect a forever home or whatever. It would be nice I guess to find someone like that but it’s very unrealistic and unreasonable - I’m not setting my hopes that high.
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>>27345104
> What is the discord? :0

Invite link at the top post: https://discordapp.com/invite/22QDunz

> Uhm well why would that even matter?

It might not. Thus the talking and hanging out before moving on to anything more permanent.
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>>27345108

I met a girl on /b/ and we ended up seeing each other off-and-on for several years. If distance (and being from different countries) had been less of a problem we'd probably have stayed together.

Maybe unrealistic and unreasonable, but it CAN happen.
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>>27344313
Do you have an age limit?
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>>27345684
If you have to ask this, they're too young for you.
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>>27344327
>>27344313
Not sure why no one mentioned how fake this looks.
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>>27344313
Hindudindu#8242 if you're interested
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>>27344313
Discord is halcyon#8301 if you’re still looking
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>>27345812
Shush, boy, you'll ruin the LARP we're having.
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>>27345858
larp means live action role-playing
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>>27345865
Actually it's a corruption of 'lol'
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>>27329211
Absolute shame you aren't more north, that's perfect.
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>>27345865

Yes, we're role playing that we'll get some live action from the girl in the picture. Understand?
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>>27345684
Uhm mid 30s preferably
>>27345812
It would have probably looked less fake if I had never posted the picture asdkjsks
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>>27302802
>Status
NEET

>Sex/ Age, Sexuality
Male, 19, Dont have a preference

>Location, are you willing to relocate
Latin American, yes 100% willing

>What are you looking for?
No preference

>Anything else?
To be honest Im a person willing to do anything to leave the current place Im in, and when I say anything its yeah anything. I can also send pictures on request. Im also willing to work and pay my part
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>>27345998

Post a verification pic if you're concerned about people thinking you're fake. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>27346107

Don't forget the update where she likes guys in their mid-30s.
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>>27346107
>>27346124
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>>27346129

I'm not going to sage the thread because of one low-effort catfish.

In any case, there are attractive 19 year old girls with daddy issues on 4chan, so there's a possibility she's legit.
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>>27346144
i meant her specifically
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>>27345998
Wanna move to Canada? I have some maple syrup
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>>27344313
I live in New England as well, I live a couple blocks from the beach, work, and am attending college. If you're interested, let me know and I will give you my contact info.
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>>27346172

tabernac, what manner of perversion is this?!
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>>27344313
>>27344327
Why do you need to move ? what is your current living situation ?
What is the farthest place you would move to?
Do you think you'd be capable of immigrating to another country if you needed to ?
Canada ? UK ? EU ?
what is your Discord ?

Relationship wise, are you a Virgin? have you ever lived with a guy before ?
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>>27344327

For anyone interested, based on reverse image search the pic appears to be unique in all of the usual lazy tricks people pull (pic relevant).

Based on various forensic analyses it looks like it **MAY** have been edited to remove self-harm scars and possibly to make her tits look bigger.

So, yeah, kinda the sort of things I'd expect from a real 19 year old girl who had written the post here.

Come live with me. There are a bunch of good LibArt colleges around here.
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>>27346124
>>27346432
?? K first of all, it’s my pic yes lol. Second of all, it’s not edited besides a snap smoothing filter. It’s probabky how I was too big for the dress or something. I joined the discord & I can time stamp or something there jfc -_-

>Come live with me. There are a bunch of good LibArt colleges around here

Um maybe I will ._.

>>27346172
Lol possibly yes, I don’t mind where I end up having to stay as long as I can go to school in the fall.

>>27346350
That’s a lot of questions, could just answer over discord
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>>27346509
I own a company and have several hundreds of thousands of dollars in resting capital. My company is valuated at $3.4M right now. I'm in Minneapolis by one of the best schools in the Midwest.

Come live with me and you'll never have to worry about money again.
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>>27346651
>>27346509

I own two companies and have several thousands of hundreds of dollars in resting capital. My company is valuated at $6.8M right now. I'm in the NYC area by several of the best schools in the world.

Come live with me and you'll never have to worry about money again.
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>>27346509
Hey, you can add micha19968 if you want
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>>27321712
Contact?

>>27344313
snap: vidaxd
Kik: rocknforte
stationed overseas currently if you're interested
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>>27307060
Creep.
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>>27346509
Hey anon, I don't want to post my kik or snap here, but if you want to add my kik DontStepOnSnake, I can give them to you there. I'm in the mid-atlantic and pretty right-wing, if you're imterested.
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>>27346509
I never got a Snapchat add
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Any neets or other peeps in south-west Germany looking for a roommate?

>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider, possibly NEET.
My current job situation is a little shaky, but it should finally be stable in the next month(s) or so.
Things likely wouldn't happen right away anyhow, so that gives us time to discuss specifics while I take care of things here.
Could potentially discuss being a pure provider as well, but things would really have to mesh well.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
22, male, bisexual.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
South-west Germany
Willing to relocate under the right circumstances.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
just a room/flatmate, friend, F/M/T only, gf, bf, fwb, live-in maid, strictly platonic, etc...
Fine with anything, really.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Need my own room, first and foremost. Public transit also a "must" depending on the place and circumstances, as I cannot drive and will not be able to do so for a while.
I am very clean, and you should be too. I'm not talking sterile; I only ask that you at least clean up after yourself. What your room looks like is up to you.
Would also like to add that I am not a fan of smoking, so I would prefer if that was done outside of the apartment...

Can't think of anything else to add, and I think this is enough for starters.

I know I probably seem like a huge stickler and uptight, but I'm really not. I'm just treating this seriously and not like an endless slumber party at a friend's house where you can do and leave what you want.

Interested?
Drop your Discord tag and I'll add you. Will be monitoring the thread until it closes.
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>>27348453
I screwed up on the last green text. Accidentally forgot to add a line-break after it, and some info ended up being part of the green text.
Sorry!
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>>27346327
im not her but im 18/F that wants to live in new england, my discord is lotte#6678
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Bump. Gotta see where this Asian broad goes.
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>>27349959

What asian broad?
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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET – willing to move in with someone and receive some personal support
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M 22 bi
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
831 California. willing to relocate anywhere but no money
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
roomate, gf, bf, whatever. willing to clean the house and learn how to cook
>Preferences
location with good internet
female or cute boy
>Contact
Discord: Cheese#2846
Kik: AnonymousCS
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>>27302802
Are there any people who take in neets (providers) who are vanilla submissives? I basically can't get get along with guys who aren't. Vanilla submissives are the only type of men who don't intimidate me. I have severe agoraphobia. I'm female. I want someone with common interests that way the conversation continuously flows. I like a bunch of nerdy stuff.
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>>27352408

i dont know for sure, but im willing to explore and see if i meet those standards if youd like to.
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>>27352425
Yea I'm not sure because of your post here:
>>27344371
You were replying to a girl who sounds really submissive and I am not submissive I WANT someone who is submissive to dominate. Not the other way around.
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>Status
NEET as of July

I have a good education from a private school (gifted and talented program).

4 years of college education but a lot of shit stopped me graduating (school fucked up my student record/changed the credit value of my classes, fatal car crash, violence at home, was in hospital/sexually assaulted several times).

Quit my job and moved across the country for my serious bf to get away from my toxic family in July. Kicked me out and destroyed most of my belongings bc I got scammed out of my life savings and didn't find a new job within 2 months of relocating.

Trying to get out of yet another violent situation because I stupidly accepted my mother's invitation to live with her/her alcoholic bf. He's threatened/tried to take our lives multiple times. I'm scared and need out of here.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Bio female, 26, pansexual.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Currently in Trinidad. What's left of my stuff is in the UK. If you're willing to pay for me and my stuff to travel, I will. I want to get away from bad memories.

>What you are looking for
Other autists? Animal lovers. Shy guys.

I'm very affectionate. If we click I would be interested in being your gf. I want to watch anime/read manga/play vidya/420 with you in sexy costumes.

I don't need fancy gifts or dates, just love and basics taken care of so I can work on bringing in my own small income on Etsy.

>Anything else you would like to add?
I've 14 years' experience w/ animals particularly horses; a farm/homestead would be just perfect.

I am emotionally needy but also a people pleaser so it balances out. I don't spend much time/money on makeup/clothes but scrub up nicely when I do feel like dressing up.

I have a VERY strong work ethic- no qualms mucking out your stables at 5am when it's below freezing outside.

I'm loving, smart and hard working, I've just been repeatedly fucked over SO BAD in life it's a long-winded sick joke now. Please help.
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>>27352432
Forgot to add email- you can tell I have had 5 hours of sleep in the past week
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>>27352432
What's your discord? I can't help you but you seem like the coolest person.
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>>27352432
FUCK
Tab00Taima@mail.com

Sorry, I am a wreck in my current environment
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>>27352428

If you were a vanilla submissive looking for another vanilla submissive to live codependently ever after, I'd be interested as I've been pretty happy in a relationship that was about 90% that (and 10% her wanting to do weird sex stuff when she was especially drunk).
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>Was a NEET most of my life
>Parents wanted me to be a better person
>But in truth they didn't really mind if I didn't go to school or not
>Country is a shit hole and always had dreams of leaving
>Know that I'll probably starve outside but I truly want to be better
>Learn some skills here and there
>Time to finally leave
>Life does improve but it gets equally harder every day that pass by
>I even went homeless 2 times already
>Lack skills to absolutely everything other than masturbation and video games
>I may even suck at video games

I'm not exactly complaining, I rather this to the life I used to have, leeching off my parent in a country with an already fucked situation, but I just wish I could lay off and take my time, minding my own business and doing the things I like, only pursuing interests out of joy instead of out of desperation.

I want to be a NEET again. I was not prepared for this, but it is what I choose.
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>>27352451
Thanks. my self esteem is through the damn floor right now so thanks for being interested. I literally just signed up

XxAmiatxX

Also Pokemon Showdown

XxTaimaxX
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>>27352451
>>27352428
>>27352408
Pretty sure this is Nasu/Indigo, a psychotic tranny pedophile.
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>>27352467
No I'm a gentle dom. Or a tender/kind primal predator might be a better bdsm term.
>>27352480
You have to also add the four number after your discord name. And your body is amazing, but your horse drawing is out of this world amazing.
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>>27352495
No I'm not. But surprisingly I got asked if I was just the other day too. Pedos are disgusting. I want someone 25+ ONLY; please do not message me if you are not 25+. I'm 30 myself.
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>>27352408
> Vanilla submissives are the only type of men who don't intimidate me. I have severe agoraphobia
>>27352428
> I WANT someone who is submissive to dominate.
the fist claim smelled like bullshit, then you confirmed it.
you're just a man hating feminist that want to trap a guy in an abusive relationship
Fuck you and every other woman like you.
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>>27352509
>I got asked if I was just the other day too.

thats a yikes from me senpai
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>>27352518
Uh I have no idea why people would think that I'm a pedo I find it hard to carry on conversations with people under 25 even. They have almost nothing to say and expect you to carry on the entire goddamn conversation at least 25+ people have cultivated a bit more of a personality.
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>>27352529
And I had never heard of that indigo person till I got asked that literally just yesterday even.
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>>27352502
Thanks for helping out my retarded ass. Wish I could just edit the original post but you fuck up when you're typing in desperation

Really flattered you like my body and doubly pleased you appreciate my art; it's a huge part of who I am. I also do 2D needlefelted pet portraits and 3D sculptures. Pic related is made almost entirely of dog hair.

XxAmiatxX#5117
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>>27352534
So it's like super weird someone would ask me again and from so little info too. I guess what this dude has been telling me about gfd doms being so rare is actually true; but anyone who preaches about raping kids is NOT gentle.
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>>27352544
No offense but why are you here? You are way too cool, pretty, talented to be here. Sometimes this place can be a cesspool.
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>>27352545
You both talk in a weird autistic manner, have problems with self actualized men, and claim to have agoraphobia.
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>>27352548
No offense but can you fuck right off already? Guess who's making this thread a cesspool right now? (Its you)
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>>27352544

That is really fuckin' cool.
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>>27352548
You're too nice. Like I've said I have had a really rough life. Lots of alcoholism and violence in my family. I became severely depressed at around 13 years old + anxiety, PTSD, a couple of chronic health issues and literal autism.

No one will even hire me to work in a supermarket because of how obviously damaged I am.

I have been used and fucked over by too many people put my trust in. Failed by the school system, by social services and the welfare system. My family exposed me to drug addicts and pedophiles.

I have had guys trying shit with me since I was 8 or 9 years old but nobody who wants to fuck me sees me as a human being and nobody who loves me wants to fuck me. My boyfriend lost all sexual interest in me after about 3 years despite being a virgin when we met. He gave me limping when we went on a shopping trip as a reason for throwing me out. I was limping because I had been working 11 hour shifts and commuting 5 hours a day to work in below freezing temperatures whilst he was unemployed.

They got rid of me in that job because they walked in on me collapsed on the floor and vomiting. I was willing to carry on anyway.

I don't know, I had a strict upbringing and was raised to be polite, helpful, give everyone the benefit of the doubt, work hard etc. It's just lead to me being exploited. to the point I lost 17lbs in 3 weeks from starving in a job where they didn't pay me for 4 months over the winter but I didn't want to seem 'entitled'. When I finally complained they threatened to sue me.

The last apartment I lost because I couldn't find a job within 2 months of relocating and lost all my savings to a scammer. I had been calling and emailing every farm, zoo, vet clinic, kennels, cattery etc within a 25 mile radius 6 months prior to even moving. They all loved my resume but took one look at me in person and said no thanks. I tried goign up and down the main streets with my resume; all of them just looked at me funny and never contacted me.
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Thanks so much, I want to make replicas of pets like this with their own hair as a keepsake or memorial for when they pass away as an alternative to my 2D felted portraits. I need to get fast at it though, this one took 28 hours (and a lot of stabbing my fingers) from start to finish.

I made a start with my Etsy page, but when my bf kicked me out I lost the local customer base I worked so hard to start building. I missed out on so many commissions and partnjerships with local grooming parlours. I couldn't put my stuff in storage so lost almost all my materials, packaging etc I bought specifically for the business.

Pat of the reason I am asking for help here is so I can have the means to help myself. If I'm established I can start making/selling again but not here where I am cut off from many public services and have to be ready to run for my life at a moment's notice.
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>>27352607
>They all loved my resume but took one look at me in person and said no thanks.

That's super weird. What are they seeing, do you think?
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>>27352628
If I say it's because I'm black in rural England I'll get accused of playing the race card.

Maybe because I'm so obviously nervous and uncomfortable around people even though I'm a chronic peoplepleaser. Ca be overly polite or formal. Softly spoken. Don't like making eye contact etc.
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>>27352607
Some of the stuff you've been through in childhood I can relate. I wish you the best with the art stuff. I'm also an artist so I know how that is.
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>>27352432
>>27352544
>>27352607
>>27352621
For anybody that isnt mature enough to understand this is what a bat shit insane severely mentally ill person writes like. If you let this person within 100 yards of anything you cherish in this world you will severely regret it in the worst possible way.

There is no red flag big enough to encapsulate this literal trainwreck of a human being.
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>>27352898
Was going to speak up but you said it better.
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>>27348189
Hi, this is Ryan. You can reach me on Discord!

Ryno Jellies#6023
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>>27348453
I may be interested in the future if my current relationship goes South, I already know a little bit of German so yeah
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>>27352529
It really depends on the person. That's the norm, though, so I'm not surprised.
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>>27352898
>>27352963
The self-absorption is real too, pretty disturbing.
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>>27353106
I thought you were supposed to tell people about yourself in this thread. I was asked why I was here so I thought people couldn't figure out why I couldn't just make it on my own, so I;m just providing more context/explanation in a transparent way. If I wasn't supposed to respond to questioning then I'm sorry? I have autism and yes I am mentally ill, like 50-60% of people on this site. The only idfference is that I'm being open and honest. You can call me self absorbed but half the reason I'm this fucked up is that I obsessively worry about other people instead of putting myself first. I'm a people-pleaser and that usually lands me in abusive situations. I worry about pleasing my family and that's exactly why I am scared of being murdered by my mother's boyfriend, because she REALLY really wanted me to come here. Now I'm regretting it. So here we are.
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>>27353255
It's not like that, it's the disclosure of some really personal stuff in the first person. There's a particular manner of speech associated with certain types of problems, that's all. There's no problem with being transparent, but, it's hard to explain other than you just notice it after a while.
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>>27353263
All I can do is put it down to the autism, though I suspect I may have a personality disorder as well. I really do try to figure out what other humans require of me and how to respond appropriately, but I'm not very good at it. Sorry if I rubbed anyone the wrong way. I will leave now.
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>>27353291
You don't have to leave, we're just concerned you might be touchy.
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Between Semi-Provider and NEET – I work but could use the extra financial stability of less bills to pay and things to buy, etc.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Female (/f/), 26, and straight.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Philadelphia, PA, can't relocate because of work.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
A provider. Would love a serious relationship, but also open to a friend, bf, fwb, platonic, etc.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences?
Would prefer someone with nice grammar and punctuation (a pet peeve of mine).

>Needs?
Help with rent, kindness

>Discord
Kit#5474





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