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Old IDEAL BF/GF Thread is close to dying, Time for a new one
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Chase#9827
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rev up those fryers
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faggots
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>>27305323
I think I’ve seen you in these threads but not the other two. I don’t even know why I still post in these so often
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Going to greentext because i am phonefagging.

"Ideal girlfriend"
>loves music and nature
>likes singleplayer / co-op games
>hates social media
>can play at least 1 instrument.
>we are each others best friends
>weird mix of introvert and extrovert
>capable of logical thinking instead of emotional
>not obese (Because it is very unhealthy and obese people usually have very poor hygiene)

Looks do not matter really at all for me, but i guess this is what i would consider ideal.
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Put minimal effort and it still came out worse than I anticipated
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>>27305461
Forgot to add this but, if anyone wants to talk about mundane things i'm all up for it because i'm quite talkative but i don't have anyone to talk to.
hawawa#3399
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Green text 'cause phoneposting

Me :
>Male
>19
>French
> 5'7"
>Metalhead
>Love Computer science
>Let's play vidya
>Love hugs and cuddle
>I love cats and dogs

Her :
>Between 16 and 19
>Emo or Metalhead
>Love Cuddle and hugs
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>>27305318
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Girls if you're into pegging I'm your guy
kik: memyself345
discord: RNSam349#7867
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Friends welcome! People 21 and older preferred.
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>>27305636
>tfw no one to slam your prostate into another dimension
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Devin#6666
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>>27305460
You sound so cute! Like my ideal bf, are you gay by chance haha
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>>27305820
Sorry m8ie. I'm not gay but best of luck finding someone. I have a gay twin brother but he's in a relationship.
>>27305318
Is the image flipped and tilted op?
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i wanna go home! home to my nice warm cage
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Ironjically#2151
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this how im tryna be desu
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>>27305871
>Is the image flipped and tilted op?

Exactly
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>>27306283
>tfw no wife
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>>27306368
Now just Funk#0425
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tasukete#0506
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>>27306361
>tfw no husband
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>>27306436
pls b in australia
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>>27306437
no b-but i'll travel to my husband... ;-;
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>>27306440
also a cat#3061
hmu and we can larp about our totally-real-absolutely-gonna-happen wedding
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>>27306447
sorry thats #6031
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Hey folks. I guess I'm slowly becoming a regular, but at least the people messaging me have been nice. Would also be nice if I talked to much anyone for long, but I guess that's why you keep on trucking.

The Speaker#8736
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two for the price of one
not sold separately
this is for a romance based relationship, people interested in purely sexual degeneracy need not apply.
we are both bisexual and into girls! not trans exclusionary.
Nyo#2886
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>>27306463
>>27306474
>polyamory
>calls others degenerates
begone
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Oof, never did one of these, time for version 1.0 of my picture.

Discord is Ryou#8274, tell me you added me from this thread when you do!
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>>27305318
henlo again fren.
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>>27305501
>lain
I'll add. That's all I needed.
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let's talk about being sad and getting better together
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bumb.
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Hi this is me

Discord: Shinra#4109
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>>27307165
>all animals are best animals
Pic related
Also
>try to post
>using phone data
>this ip was banned for posting dick picks
D I S G U S T I N G
I wonder what the odds are he lives near me
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>>27307205
Well to be fair aye aye are fantastic clever and amazing animals like most of the weird and wonderful things that come out of Madagascar.

Unsure about the other half of your post though
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>>27307217
>eye eye
>clever
>literally one of the dumbest primates
I just really hate these guys
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>>27307246
Lol yea same i hate it when people correct me when they are wrong.

Evolution is a form of Intelligence it may be forced intelligence but its still a clever creature to be able to do what it can do
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>>27306819
Sorry for not accepting earlier, i was sleeping.
Timezones might be a bit tricky
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definitely didnt make this while procrastinating work
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>>27305745
If I were a girl this would be who I would marry
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saffron#2147
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I had to make a few adjustments, still as cringy but had to be done.
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Icey#2815
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>>27307977
Thanks anon
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mentally ill girlfriend coming through
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>>27309116
boo?
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>>27309116
post contact, you can become obsessed with me and play vidya with me
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>>27309116
actually i'd try to repair you
you sound familiar though.
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>>27309116
i'll bite, citysnow#0332
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>>27309132
BOO !
>>27309141
I know I posted it on such a thread but I'm not looking for a partner I just rlly like the template hahahah.............. If you don't mind just talking I don't mind giving my Discord though...
>>27309146
I was on some Discord threads... I have some issues keeping discussions alive cause I get scared easily...
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>>27309181
Sure we can just talk, I don't mind that.
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>>27309181
shoot me an add~
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>>27309188
>>27309198
Here's mine CatCandle#0263
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>>27309181
not that i anticipate it, what happens if i somehow fall in love with you though?
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>>27309217
it's a trap
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>>27309208
Mind if i add you too?
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>>27309208
that name is familiar... hmm...
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>>27306477
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you
>f
>europe
>tfw no bf
>20 or younger
>looking for a male version of herself
>muse material

me
>m
>europe
>tfw no tfw no bf gf
>22
>looking for a female version of myself
>unironically working on becoming internationally famous

don't have a shareable discord tag at hand and going to bed good night /soc/cer champs
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If you fit this i will love you forever. Bonus points for pastel pink hair.

Kik: AlabastedFalkor
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>>27309294
I'd add you, but that indie/ pop is realy throwing me off
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>>27309294
And me because im phonefagging

>Physical: 6'1, blue eyes, shoulder length hair thats either light or dark brown depending on the light, idk my weight exactly but i wanna say in the 160-70 lb range (either way im not fat or skinny).
>Personality: Sarcastic, arrogant, egotistical (in the literal sense of being primarily concerned with ones self), hard working, emotionally reserved (not to be confused with distant), can be a joker when i want to, confidant in myself. Very rarely stressed. Theres also a quality that i cannot articulate but if your familiar with objectivism, youll know it too.
>Social life: Generally friendly with everyone but only really have close friends. Am either at home playing vidya, reading, doing HW or out at work or ocasionally with friends.
>One pro: I love life and all it has to offer
>One con: Have depression, although i manage it very well. Still is a thing tho so it will rarely rear its head.
>Deal Breaker: Lack of respect, especially in concerns to privacy
>Deal maker: Pastel pink hair.

If you wanna hit me up the best place is on kik (@ChilledDeath. NOT "AlabastedFalkor", thats my older kik and i posted it by accident). But if you wanna use discord my user is: AlabastedFalkor#1264
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>>27309224
How do you know
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obviously asking too much, but this is an ideal bf

>>27309353
i feel like we'd get along pretty well. used to have pastel pink hair. 10/10 would do again if not having boring adult responsibilities
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>>27309765
what % of your requirements does a possible applicant have to meet? any of them on a meet or break basis?
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>>27309765
That.. is a tall glass to fill.
>comes from a functional family
And that's just rude, girl. Nobody can control who gave birth to them.
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>>27309859
listen man, if I'm allowed to want a girl without mental issues or a emotional baggage then she's perfectly within her rights to demand I make a six-figure income lol
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>>27309858
maybe 25%? not too sure exactly, just really how much we get along. prior partners have met maybe 60% of what i posted at most, at most.

>>27309859
like i said, just an ideal partner. i never expect anyone to meet be able to meet everything. i don't hold it against them if they come from a dysfunctional family, i come from one myself. I distance myself from them and it works out for the most part. i've seen dysfunctional families destroy people i've been with it and it's exhausting/depressing. it's something i rather avoid or have a partner who knows how to manage them and set clear boundaries, which is very difficult to do.
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>>27309887
are you okay with someone who literally got the short stick in life being 165?
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>>27309880
That's not what I'm complaining about though.
>>27309887
I suppose that is fair, just feels a little rude to make it something important enough to list on an ideal (person) image. I'm almost certain that most families are dysfunctional in 1 way or another.
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>>27309893
i've dated someone who is 5'6, so probably? people cant help their height. as long as the guy isn't weirdly insecure about me being significantly taller lmao

>>27309894
it might be rude, but i know what i can and can not handle in my partner. if they're swallowed up but a super dysfunctional family, that is a bit of a deal breaker for me. every family has their dysfunctions, but to the point of any type of abuse, unnecessary and preventable stressors constantly coming up, dangerous, unwillingness to help themselves, etc is where i draw the line in the sand.
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>>27309912
Region? I have a suspicion you are American due to word usage, if that's accurate east or west coast?

I'm European myself you see.
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>>27309921
aye! southeastern US. moving in 6-7 months once i graduate uni so not here for too much longer. where in europe?
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>>27309944
We'll I'd be willing to chat with you and see if we are compatible. I'm in Scandinavia, although debating on moving to Central Europe.

Throw me your discord?
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lonely boy needs friends and attention
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>>27309625
>ackbar.jpeg
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>>27309965
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>>27310134
No seriously
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>>27310147
i was kidding anon, idk.
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>>27310136
Why did you @ me mate?
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>>27310171
accidental
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>>27305318

is this real life
or is it just fanta sea
caught in a land sliiide
no escape from ree al i tee

open you're eyes
look up into the skies and seeeeeeeeeeee
I'M JUST A POOR BOY
I NEED NO SYMPATHY

because i'm
easy come ;_;
easy go ;_;
little high
little low
ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS
DOESN'T REALLY MATTRESS TO MEEEEE
TOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27310484
i'd add if you were a femanon
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>>27310497
That's true of a lot of people here, Anon.
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7 and up but also Autistic level of nerdom and intelligent enough to be red pilled, would settle for doesn't care about politics or doesn't care.I'm a right wing troll
unless I get her pregnant needs to work full time. So basically impossible.
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discord: depressoexpresso#9573
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Please I am very lonely
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>>27309116
a-are you me? ;_;
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Hello
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>>27309765
Contact?
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>>27311521
>>27309965
memesandfaileddreams#7618 i used discord fairly sporadically so i'm not on all that often
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>>27311357
I wish to be no one else than myself, sorry anon
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>>27305893
>call it
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>>27308154
>pale with freckles
I sell my soul
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i told myself id never do this again but im bored as fuck so yeah.
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>>27305318
ideal gf
>kind
>affectionate
>smart
>eclectic interests
>crippling codependency
>emotionally supportive
>understanding/open minded

I'm these things, I want some one similar to me.
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>>27312292
mentally ill loser
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not a single girl in any of these threads is relationship material lmao
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>>27312278
Cute if real, would definitely stream games for and watch art stuff.
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>>27310484
Haha quality!
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>>27312278
Based
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needing someone to go to gigs with
ask for contacts
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>>27305318
Back once again is the renegade master
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Is an M/30 too old to post here?
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>>27312278
Do you have Discord?
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>>27312409
FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I'VE GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
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>>27312778
What are you gunna say?
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>>27312692
I hope I'm not already too old.
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>>27313421
dude, do you see an age limit anywhere?

no, so just post it lmao

>>27312778
discord pls
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>>27313421
>>27312692
No 30 year old boomers allowed, sorry grandpa
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>>27313373
I WANNA SAY IT NOW
FOR NOW IS TODAY
>>27313501
Quirinus#9987
I'm neither gay nor in the UK but your music taste is breddy good
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Need more friends :)
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>>27314680
>M*le
No friends for you.
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>>27312594
Discord dude !
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>>27314680
such a babe
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>>27314794
xoxo
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Discord: Arisu#0930
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>>27312278
I know someone who you would absolutely love I bet but he does not talk to soc girls.
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me:
>22/F/southwest PA
>biracial black/white
>seeking serious LTR
>grad student in counseling
>gfd / puppy handler / switch / little
>gets requests from 50 weirdos every time i post yet for some reason i keep doing it
>trying to get over rejection rip

my ideal (do not add me if you don't miss 2+ of these):
>18-25
>PA, OH, MD, VA, NY, WV // willing to come to me
>bisexual or at least open to it
>in college / planning on it / graduated
>majors: compsci, engineering, math, english, psychology
>very smart
>sub - into gfd / ageplay / petplay
>under 6'0"
>above average looks, feminine and young looking, minimal facial hair
>nice hair
>skinny / no muscles / not fat
>leftist but not tumblrfag
>likes cool indie music (fine with most genres besides metal)
>not going to instantly ask for sex
>understands feelings and doesn't get scared when i talk about them
>actually going to treat me like a person and work towards a real relationship

does this person exist
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I really don't know why I bother. Just being an optimist.
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>>27315431
You'll find that person! I know that person exists for sure. Sounds exactly like me when I was 18 except for the being skinny/no muscles part. You're not asking too much dude, but maybe be a little lenient on the physical expectations.
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>>27315431
Sounds like your average non-neet r9k user
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>>27315431
This is a known male LARP-er

Just so everyone is aware.
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>>27315431
pretty much me but I'm in europe oh well
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>>27315482
lmao sounds like somebody is pissed i didn't send them nudes
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>>27305323
that is literraly me except the draw thing
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>>27306474
ahahahahaha how are polys even real get

>>27315431
>do NOT add me if you don't fit my very strict ideal
>does this person not exist omfg??
ok WOMAN begone and don't reply to me either harlot

>>27309116
PTSD from this PRETTY THICK AND STRONG DICK AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA
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>>27315538
fucking kill yourself you mentally ill waste of oxygen
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>>27316019
Thundy#8413
thundy@nigge.rs
contact info for anybody, forgot to include

>>27316027
based
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>>27316019
Holy heck that was a nice joke about PTSD dude you actually made me laugh ????
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Hey Sarah, it's Justin. Give me another chance, ok? I messed up. I've never done this before. Never asked for a second chance or made a post like this on 4chan or anywhere else.
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>>27305460
Just updated mine
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>>27316338
>Asking for a second chance
Depending on the girl that usually makes things worse. I'm an optimist 99% of the time. The worst thing about being one is when you expect things to go one way, the good way, and they don't.
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>>27316480
Well things were genuinely perfect between us. We got along wonderfully and it felt really easy to just hang out. Had all the same goals in life and everything. But I made a big mistake, got really overbearing while she wanted to slow things down. I wasn't being myself because of foolish reasons and it scared her off. She didn't even make the decision, I did. I just left. I'm a fucking idiot and I regret it.
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>>27316525
Fuck it, imma go make a thread and bump it all to hell. I regret it that much. If she contacts me, great. If she doesn't, then I haven't lost anything else.
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>>27316525
I'm sorry that it had to come to an end anon, I really am. We all make mistakes, it depends on what the mistake was however because some just can be almost too difficult to forgive and never undone. I won't ask you what it was though because it seems private. If she doesn't take you back you'll have to live with what you did, maybe find a new girl to love even more, just by your post and through what appears as sincere regret for what you did I'd say you're a good person. I would say that the regret depends, some people regret things because of how it affected themselves as opposed to who they hurt which I think is a bad thing.
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>>27316546
Anon, no. It won't be worth it I think. She may view the thread but if she was timid enough to leave you over a single mistake I would imagine it will only make her more uncomfortable.
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>>27316554
>>27316550
>>27316546
You don't have to listen to this though. You know her better than everyone. Try to think rationally about the situation and not through the panic of losing her to judge if making a thread will really help or hurt in any way.
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>>27316554
She wasn't timid, she didn't leave me. She is an incredibly strong girl. So motivated and active. Really pursuing the future she wants for herself, actually doing shit about it. I left her. I am the one who went away. I was the one who was fickle and fucking stupid.
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>>27316579
Aah, in that case do you think she'd add you again if she has you in her future still?
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>>27316592
I don't know. I really don't. People with their shit together like that? People who know exactly what they want and are so put together and mature in that way? They tend not to want to fuck with someone who's afraid of commitment and could make a mistake like this.
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>>27316605
Even if you don't get back with her, at least you've probably learned some things from what you had and the mistakes that were made that'll help you in the future.
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>>27311959
>trans girl
so close
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>>27315431
warning this poster has a penis
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>>27315431
>pretends to be a girl looking for a bisexual guy
>is actually a guy
epic
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>>27316911
At first I thought you were just joshin around but then I saw the
>looking for a bisexual guy
And it made me hmmmm
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>>27315431
Holy shit, this is literally red flag: the post
Even if this wasn't either a tranny or a guy catfishing as a girl, it would still be fucking disgusting
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>>27309116
This is the kind of girl I love to fuck and then never talk to again.
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social retard coming through
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>>27317072
*vomits*
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>>27314842
Lain. Lain? Lain!
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>>27317072
Do you actually wanna live self sufficient? That's my biggest goal in life as I hate society also if you're good cook I'll literally get shot for you. Drop contact please
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>>27317096
Yes I do, I want to have a mini farm and grow most of my own food ideally. I have telegram and discord, I'll add you if you leave yours.
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>>27317072
>femdom
>emotionally unstable
>physical expression of emotion
>slow but loyal
Wow, I never expected to find one with whiskers this big! Man, I don't know whether I'll toss the bait or not.
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>>27317102
memes aside, hit me up if you'd like. I'm >>27306807
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>>27317102
My discord doesnt work on 4chan it's in cyrillic you'll have to paste it into a translator then copy it бpoдягa#8612
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>>27317072
You got kik by any chance? bulletfromanotherdim
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>>27317102
I forgot. If it's difficult to read: AtMor#2581
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>>27317102
>I have telegram
Based. Add >>27309148
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>>27317159
how do you get telegram without access to an app store?
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>>27317184
https://f-droid.org/packages/org.telegram.messenger/
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>>27317088
Lain?
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>>27317198
thanks senpai
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anyone wanna make dorky characters and draw them together? :<
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>>27317200
>arisu
I had to.
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>>27317212
Oh.
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>>27317206
>ftm
>gay
Wait, so what are you into exactly?
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>>27317243
being a mentally ill attention seeker tumblr cancer who made themselves into a living meme because they were so poorly socialized
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>>27317129
I translated it and I couldn't get it to work? I'd rather not drop my discord, but you can add me on telegram.

>>27317159
https://t.me/compsognathus

>>27317116
I'm sorry but you're way to young for me anyways.
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>>27317279
Changed it to 7474#8612 for now
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>>27317243
i dont know what im into
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>>27317072
nostra_#5465
Feel free to add me you sound pretty ideal
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>>27317312
>Mutilated own body, turning self from a female (something that can easily find love with both males and females) into an abomination that can only be loved by other mentally ill
I am so sorry.
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>>27317411
I have no sympathy left for these people after interacting with them. They hate themselves and they want to destroy you because you aren't broken like them. The personification of evil.
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>>27317411
>>27317416
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>>27317431
actually transitioned or just hormones?
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>>27317494
~3 years on hormones, top surgery next year
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>>27317206
I do, but I just wanna be your friend. Is that alright? You seem like a cool dude.
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>>27317675
Yeah thats no issue at all
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>>27317054
HMMMM kill yourself you human waste ???
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>>27309208
>CatCandle#0263
I shot an add :3 my discord is below
>>27312278
Added. Maybe you can encourage me to work on my art too.
>>27317072
>total goofball once out of shell
mee toooo
message me on Discord?

Male/21/EastCoast 6'2"
Looking for people who mesh well with me and are passionate about similar things.
Into "nerdshit", Animation/art and a lot of things. Better to actually talk about it

Discord: CreamyCone#8340
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>>27317512
I hope it's satisfying
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>>27317781
I'm sure its more satisfying than making 20+ posts in an ideal mate thread. With all this free time I wonder how you don't have a girlfriend already.
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>>27317688
Being treated as a sex object is all you're good for.
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>>27317788
Its very clear why you're single though.
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>>27317781
fuck yeah you bet it is
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>>27317818
>t. girl with crippling anxiety and depression
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>>27317072
Email me a discord e9u7wr2@shitmail.org
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>>27317072
Hey if you ever want to swap art/writing or talk Sci-Fi let me know! DanDashly#2004
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>>27317956
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas
This will be useful for you.
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>>27317959
ill be sure to use that. thanks for the link!
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>>27318035
yw but before you do please remember to never post on 4chan again
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>>27318043
not sure about that one chief. the people at /gif/ might wanna see the death
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>>27317072
Location?
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>>27305820
You've not posted yours
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>>27306474
imagine being this greedy. Fuck off
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tfw i made it because of the last thread :')
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>>27305323
Dat Boi#2450 New Account
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>>27317788
I have free time because I'm a shut in who does school work all day desu, albeit a /fit/ one
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>>27317072
You seem wholesome!
haze#7419
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>>27317072
Where are you at? Lemme know if you're on anprim/ecofash twitter too, I'm pretty active on there and my dream is to go Kaczynski-style innawoods once I scrounge together enough money working in finance. I'll drop my info if you're interested.
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>>27317072

maxjenius81#9638
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>>27309116
repair man coming through green#9626
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>>27309765
>fukken loves dionosaurs
>doesn't take life too seriously
>wants a master or PhD
>STEM major
>self deprecating
>calls out bullshit
>not fat
Wew, I fit the bill to these and to some extenct some of the others, but god damn is it a shame that you are in the US.
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>>27318884
>>27305323
Hey girls watch out for this creep
>>27318994
>>27319178
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>want to edit image
>not good enough with mspaint to try
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N E C R O B U M P

today is presentation day in german class. wish me luck, lads and ladettes.

copyable discord for those not enthused with umlauts: Hans Wälder#2529
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>>27318880
You made what?
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>posted in one of these a while ago
>added by a qt on kik
>sends me a message while I'm sleeping
>wake up, reply
>she's not been on kik since she sent that message
>feel awful, like she thinks I ignored her

Elsie, I didn't ignore you on purpose. I'm sorry.
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>>27321232

hey man, i've been there. it's a sucky feeling for sure, but in most cases it's totally fine. falling asleep is normal and anybody who spergs out about that isn't somebody worth worrying about anyway.
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>>27317072

Add me Trash#3990
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>>27321232
probably just changed her mind. sometimes people feel like talking to random strangers, sometimes they stop feeling like it again shortly after
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In Texas atm but heading to Maryland eventually for January
Kik is dreug
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Em #7237
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>>27322931
Added ya Arisu#0930
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i need to stop visiting this cursed board, yet i persist...

Austere#4635
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>>27305318
so whata rhe deal with this?
we draw ourselves or who we want?
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>>27325021
>we draw ourselves or who we want?
Yes
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this was fun and weird feeling at the same time
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>>27305318
Just made this one for fun
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>>27325682
Seems like an ice guy. I bet all the girls have a crush on him.
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>>27325692
I give you a 6/9 well memed
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i want a guy:
>taller than 5'8
>not fat or looking to lose weight
>fit or looking to gym
>nice
>not indian
>in wellington nz
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>>27325824
Gl nigger
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>>27325854
thanks
i forgot to mention younger than 25
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>>27325824
what if i'm just over the pond?
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Also lookin for regular old friends of any kind to shitpost and play games with. My chinchilla likes to have his picture taken
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>>27326363
im not looking for e dating tbqh friend
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Ideal gf: someone that I can talk to about nothing for hours. Has a great sense of humor and can tease back and forth. Someone that values me and appreciates the person that I am, rather than make me feel like shit.
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>>27326636
damn that's a shame.
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problem with this is you can't ctrl f for a location.
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hmu if you were a bully in elementary school, committed animal cruelty, were bullied in later school grades and have an obsession with the female ideal
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>>27308154
Stay away, sad manipulative obese ho alert
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>>27327291
ok eric
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on mobile sarry
ideal boyfrand:
>20-24
>Euro preferred
>Any height up to 5'7
>Not morbidly obese, but anywhere from skinny to chunky is fine
>Realist
>Will watch movies with me when we get to irl
>Is okay with my shyness
>Is okay with taking things slow
>Likes nightrunning
>Honest to a fault
>Not manipulative
>Not pushy
>Can take no for an answer
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>>27328077
>Any height up to 5'7
you dun fukt it up
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>>27328077
>nothing about self
>no contact
useful
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>>27328097
I wasn't expecting any replies honestly, but my discord's TooGoodToBeTruguu~#5032

>>27328089
That's my preference, I guess
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>>27328077
Where are you?
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>>27306833
You may not still be kicking around the thread, but on the off chance that you are, you sound super cute. Are you into men or women, anon, if you don't mind me asking?
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>>27328199
Wales
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Each day we die a little more.
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Lancelot#3020
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>>27305745
Are you a chick anon?
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>>27311221
my new discord is: reptilian#9573
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/sRVePeh
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>>27307977
Same

>>27305745
Is that pic of an armor a pic of you wearing an armor?
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>>27311383
You sound really cute, interesting, and wholesome. If I hadn't gone through a break-up recently I would have loved to talk to you. Good luck on your search.
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>>27333454
asshole, just tell them honestly how uninterested you are, fuckhead
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>>27333469
What is your deal?
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>Their gender:
Female (cis).

>Their age:
Anywhere between 25 and 32.

>Their height:
Irrelevant.

>Their body type:
A figure would be nice, but I'm not too picky. I’m trying to get in better shape, myself.

>Their race/nationality:
Irrelevant/North-American.

>Their personality:
Scholarly, with a sense of humor and an open mind. My ideal partner is someone who will learn, laugh, and love with me.

>Their interests:
I love to read, write, and play games. These don't have to be your only interests, but it'd be nice to have some hobbies in common.

>Describe a perfect day with them:
I like to go out, but I don't do well with crowds and loud noises; most parties are uncomfortable. Dinner and a movie followed by a walk-and-talk sounds like a perfect date.

>Talk a bit about yourself:
I'm male, 29 years old, and going to grad-school. I am no longer under-employed. I'm 6'0" and about 170lbs. I'm soft around the middle because I don't exercise as much as I should; I'm trying to fix that. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and I wear glasses. I have broad shoulders and a cleft chin.

I am a published author (nothing serious) and I'm working on three novels. I am at my peak when I have someone to impress.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pic related, but race doesn't matter.

>Optional contact:
I have an email address (frewqaza@gmail.com) that I normally use to talk to people I meet on 4chan, but I’m willing to chat on other clients if asked.
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Here's something sorta old.
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>>27311383
What is your sexuality anon?
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Welp, here's one of myself from a couple months ago. Tfw unwanted KHV.
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>>27327696
But is eric right that you're fat?
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>>27333138
Yeah it is.
I made most of it, except for the helmet (which i added an aventail to), gauntlets, and sword.
Also my characters suit is real too.
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>>27333454
Thanks, anon. Sorry to hear about the break up. I understand how you feel, even if only somewhat. I went through a break up a little while back too, and it wasn't until recently that I felt like I've really recovered from it. Even so, it still gets to me every now and then.
Anyway, good luck on your own recovery. Look up progressive muscle relaxation, if you feel like it. Whenever you ever catch yourself unable to shake away the nasty feelings or thoughts about the past, doing PMR and focusing your mind on it could help you get out of it. It was one of the things that helped me get through by keeping me anchored to the present moment, maybe it could help you too. I hope you feel better soon, anon.
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>>27333665
I'm straight, but I'm more than happy to talk with other guys as long as you're satisfied with only chatting. New friends are always welcome and appreciated.
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I'm bad at this and was too lazy to really do the drawing part
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>>27334005
excellent work anon
how did you make the chainmail?
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I am, on all physical levels, Yosuke Hanamura.
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hiya!
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Fuck you, nerds
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>>27317102
innominate
#2456 I want more drawing friends
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>>27334624
>the real hero of the story

>>27334736
>greatest philosopher that had ever existed

I'm afraid neither of these can be true as long as I'm around

t. currently working on my doctor's thesis, your time's ticking lads
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someone not too loud
preferably white
someone not overly energetic
someone who actually enjoys debating and exchanging ideas
someone who wont try to set me up to sell my virginity like my ex tried to :^)
additional “requirement” would be longer hair and i have a thing for hazel eyes :(
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>>27335193
>"hey that sounds like me"
>someone who wont try to set me up to sell my virginity like my ex tried to :^)
aw nvm
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>>27335213
i can make exception only if you dont do it behind my back and we choose the guy who wants to pay for my virginity then i can kill him and steal his money and we will go somewhere together
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>>27335218
im virgin to wanna make a special moment m'lady?
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>>27335235
yes only after marriage though........sir, im catholic
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>>27335193
Is your hymen intact? How much was the setup to pay out?
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>>27335218
nice i know someone with access to chloroform
A/L?
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>>27335238
I'll pass on that, I don't want to insta marriage and I'm not waiting til marriage.
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>>27335218
what if we tie the guy up and I take your virginity infront of him?
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>>27325866
Fuck, I'm 5'7
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>>27317279
Can we at least be friends / neighbors?
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>>27335243
letsgetit
>>27335252
yes and preferably record it too and break his bones after tie him up to a wheelchair and make it play in a constant loop to him
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>>27335193
w-we can cuddle up without lewds if you w-want
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>>27335265
affectionate physical contact scares me just beat me up give me a black eye i know nobody will ever want to be nice to me i am good for being a punching bag
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>>27335193
Are you male or female anon?
>quiet
Check
>white
Check
>not add
Check
>thoughtful / debates
Check
> sell virginity
Never
> long hair
Check
>hazel eyes
Check
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>>27335272
nevermind, too freaky
lmk though if you change your mind about selling your virginity
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>>27335264
goddamnit boner.
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>>27335272
Cool tradwife catholic flex
Are you down with being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen for the foreseeable future?
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>>27335264
Donald Dong time
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>>27335273
yes i am a gorl hello
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>>27335281
What he said
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>>27335281
want minimum 4 children preferably all sons desu
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>>27335283
Well. I certainly fit what you want then.
50 shades of switch when?
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>>27335287
weeelllllllll when..it depends ...are u in eu
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>>27335287
she's waiting for you dorks to drop a discord
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>>27335291
i dont use it :(
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>>27335290
No, but it's not like I can't fly.
Kik is katzmoor btw
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>>27335295
what do you use?
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>>27335297
literally only twitter now for all the left - right drama
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>>27335291
You jerk, I ended up posting a discord and it wasn't even an opton!
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>>27335295
i sense an "i have an account but i dont want this persona leaking into it"
alternatively u just weird

in the former case: middle-ish europe?
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>>27335302
Ree, get a kik or a discord, twitter literally nukes my accounts as soon as theyre made
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>>27335309
and I fucked up that post too
*option

Kill me
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>>27335310
no dear i dont have a pc at the moment so i decided i dont need discord on my phone if i only used it for gaming purposes before but if its the only option to talk i can install it no biggie
>>27335309
look up im sorry
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>>27335311
just block jack and deactivate every time you get reported, i used to get suspended every month for “nazism”
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>>27335316
No it's okay. I am not using twitter, though
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>>27335309
this failure will forever be associated with you (and your #), my work here is done

>>27335316
honestly idk what to make of you, are you at least some neet lowkey 9/10?
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>>27335319
You seem like a big dose of the crazy.
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>>27335326
im not bad looking and im not a neet i work study and play volleyball professionally but due to my work sometimes i have too much time in my hands (going abroad with boss for two weeks then two weeks off so)
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>>27335330
>im not bad looking
well you're out of my league then
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>>27335335
STOOOOOPPPPP this dont be a retard
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>>27335319
I just use guerrillamail
>>27335328
Wack.
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>>27335337
h-how are we supposed to contact you then
talking here, knowing that there are a lot of people lurking is stressful
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>>27335342
just post discord silly i reinstalled it for you bitch
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>>27335340
lol you a retard for falling into attention whore trap.
twitter only=neck yourself.
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>>27335347
You pinged the wrong anon
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>>27335330
>girl posts and talks with like 5 people
>just one guy posts his tag
how did we flip into bizarro /soc/?
anyway, mine's rollcall#0454
spoiler: i'll ask you to verify you're a chick
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>>27335344
ayylmao#6293
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>>27335254
the height thing is the least important
are you in wellington?
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>>27325824
Be my girl
t. Not anywhere near there
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>>27335784
im not a girl lole
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snil#2399

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTXaFRqjkIc
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>>27335788
You are now
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>>27328077
Added and got immediately blocked.
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>>27335151
Yuu is secretly a fag.

Also,
>I am such a pretentious sheep that I wrote a book for my educational institution.
Guess what, buddy? I can learn all that you did in your entire time in college with $300 in books and in under a year. Because you were too concerned with your grades and homework assignments.
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>>27335909
Sorry man, my doctor's thesis isn't even related to my major, just an excuse to work on my book.

>I can learn all that you did in your entire time in college with $300 in books and in under a year.
Yeah, if you had as much of a reason to as a university gives you, which you don't, so you can't. Funny how that works

more importantly though
>unironically bashing university education
Under absolutely no circumstances will you make it.
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>>27305318
Postin myself dorks
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>>27335930
My educational career:
>Went to trade school
>completed culinary arts
>Went to college not long after
>nterested in Nursing
>Did fair on grades, but was behind on math, so I self-studied after the semester.
>Decided I wanted to do a new trade, because no jobs were found
>Didn't complete, because was being harassed on the daily, but I couldn't just beat them the fuck up. Half of them were under 18 and it was a federal facility. Not risking the charges.
>Go for a semester of college, ready to try nursing again.
>Find that all my classes except for history were tainted with political agendas caused by Third Wave Feminism, that most of my classes were mostly online (these are not supposed to be online courses), and that everyone was even more pretentious than the last time I went.

Every year gets worse. In fact, the last semester was a period of enlightenment. The school system is a joke, and if you finally do become a doctorate degree-holder, I beg of you to reshape the educational system. For all the intellectuals in America.
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>>27335952
What country??
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>>27336004
Land of the free.
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>>27335952
>Dark Souls
>Ahegao
>Art Major
>Asian
Please, marry me. Or at least drop a line so I can talk with you.
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>>27335344
I'm on right wing twitter, at the very least we can follow each other if nothing else
VanDeLay Industries#9767
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>>27334454
It's actually fence wire. I coiled it up and then cut them out.
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>>27335952
Ho Lee Fuk. Add me on discord, bored#9017.
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>>27335966
>For all the intellectuals in America.
Sorry mate, not American. Culinary arts doesn't sound like a bad skill to carry around, is it hard to find a job for it?

>>27335952
日本語ができればほぼ完璧だね
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>>27335952
Add lovieboi#6051
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>>27335344
You add too>>27336032
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>>27336023
Culinary Arts was frankly a bad decision for where I was living. Not enough jobs like that for the country town I was living in. Now I'm suffering for it. I was naive when they told me I'd be a bad fit for Nursing in trade school.
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>>27336022
Hands off my wife
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>>27335952
??? I can introduce you to a bunch of my friends that are crazy into anime too. I really need to update my thingy but I'm lazy
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If tall, awkward, traveling gingers are your thing.
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>>27336099
Are you even real ?? Discord tag ?
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>>27336173
The Postman#7352
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>>27336013
Dammit, half a world away.
Oh and btw, you would need to be a goblin for Goblin Slayer to slay you.
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>>27336659
>Oh and btw, you would need to be a goblin for Goblin Slayer to slay you.
Classic Gerry
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>>27317072
>>27335952
eh why not
yoka#6183
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25 M, traditional guy, gym and training MMA, like memes, rock, meaningful books, video games...
Looking for a girl that is kind. smart, skinny preferably blonde for conversation and fun.

Kik is: BruceW47
Snap is: bruce.m47
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>>27306807
Bump
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>>27335952
Godisgr8usa4life#4550
I read punpun, seen all jojos and goblin slayer.
lemme waifu u
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>>27335952
Add Quirinus#9987
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>>27335727
No, Florida senpai
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>>27335952
Discord: fallen27#9460
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>>27338071
Addendum.
I'm willing to fetch people, I just don't have a lot of money yet.
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>>27328077
Are the typoes intentional, or are you on a Samsung phone?
I'm just below the age range, but I fit everything else.
>no contact
I hope you're still here so I might test the waters a bit.
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>>27305318
>>
On mobile sooo...
Him:
>22-27 years old.
> 5"10 + but height isn't really important
> Average, Slightly chubby, or Slightly fit just not ultra skinny, a muscle head, or 600lbs.
> Current/ex military or does blue collar work like construction, trucking, etc.
>Simple "country" guy. Enjoys fishing, camping, drinking beer with his friend
>Introverted type preferred but not required. Bonus points if you have 0 friends like me.
>Bonus points if you drive a truck.
> Lives in the south or midwest( bonus points Northwest Indiana)
> Anime.
Me:
> 19F college student, average grades
>Ugly though i can look kind of cute on a good day
> Looks for love online because im naive and still hopeful
> When i graduate i just wanna have a stable 9-5 office job
>Im a huge loner and im kind of awkward.
>I have short brown hair and blue eyes with an average build.
>Wants to join military after graduation if i end up hating my office job.
>I went skydiving on my 19th birthday.
>I was almost kidnapped when I was 5 years old.
Please contact me if you meet all or 99% of these requirements. You might just be my dream man. Discord amychan#6701
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>>27309765
sent you an invite, I think I hit on a lot of your marks but I think you will be a better judge.
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>>27305323
Sad that you didn't actually draw that. It's a website.
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>>27338204
Whoops. Figured out that that's not what it meant.
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ManaGeMenT#6305
please add me
im sad
and lonely
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>>27338255
Do you like men or women?
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>>27338267
shit that's what i forgot
im gay
but i find a small few girls attractive
so i guess bi kinda?
wasn't expecting a reply so soon.
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>>27338172
> Ugly though i can look kind of cute on a good day
> contact me if you meet all or 99% of these requirements.
you poor naive girl, beggers don't get to choose. you'll accept 50% and be happy with it.
if you are lucky you'll get someone that matches maybe 75% of your ideals.
demanding anything over 75% is unrealistic, and how girls like you end up forever alone
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>>27338612
>women don't get to choose
bruh
look at this doode
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>>27335952
100% waifu material, add me!
Ryou#8274
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>>27338612
>and how girls like you end up forever alone
Better die a wolf than live as a dog, or something
Never stop searching b
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will they ever request? bummmmp
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>>27312278
10/10 would deus vult with
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>>27338617
BEGGERS don't get to choose, don't put words in my mouth you beta faggot
>>27339171
if she ever wants a relationship she will have to settle for secondary options
those that only mine for flawless gems always throw out the diamonds in the rough
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>>27339893
The anon you called a beggar is a woman. The guy's point is that all women get to choose in nowadays society.
It's pretty clear as well tbqh, what triggered you?
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>>27339893
>those that only mine for flawless gems always throw out the diamonds in the rough
Nevermind, you're upset no girl is seeing how great of a guy you are. Adds up with your poor temper
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>>27305636
I got a bunch of discord requests but discord keeps weirding out amd won't let me friend anybody so if you sent me a request i guess try kik?
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>>27338612
Are you really going to go on and shit on the thread like an assblasted faggot?
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>>27338172
Added you, I fit your requirements except for age (I'm slightly younger).
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>>27338172
I fit most, but I'm outta country until mid next year I dunno if that's a deal breaker or not.
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>>27338071
way too far away soz
not looking for fetching etc i just want a dude in wellington
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I'm a year older now but I can't be fucked to change my shitty picture. I hate this template shit.
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>>27335952
Mobius118#1360
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>>27335952
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>>27335952
SIGH
pepper#0119
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I'm a girl looking for a guy. You must be:
>a real cuck
By that I mean you must enjoy that I'm a huge slut and like/accept who I choose to fuck. You are not allowed to choose who I sleep with only I do. No saying that he's not 'alpha' enough for you, I'm the one getting fucked not you. If you want to fuck a guy then do it yourself.
>submissive

Bonus points:
>nerdy
>similar interests

>NO /pol/tards

Here's what I'm into:
>drawing/art
>vidya
>animu
>sci-fi/fantasy
>philosophy
>psychology
>politics
>reading

I'm pansexual. I'm pretty so I'm picky af and will never ever settle unless you are perfectly submissive enough for me.
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>>27343005
I have no looks standards so if you think you are a hideously ugly monster that's just good for me because I will have no competition over you; all I care about is being impressed with your words. So you must be semi smart, this is asking for everything though and pretty much makes all my standards unrealistic.
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>>27314762
Mouttu #2409
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>>27343005
>being this retard

That's why we need nazism
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>>27343005
not even a paint template ?
you can just fuck off back to your social science college
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>>27343038
>>27343041
So many triggered snowflakes around tonight. Lol. I can peg that brattiness out of you.
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>>27343018
As hot as I find people with contrastful personalities, your interests and fetish just don't add up tbqh. Rather than a slut you sound like someone just aspiring to be one.

>all I care about is being impressed with your words
yolo: You're suffering from oneitis, haven't played vidya in a while, and are currently reading literary fiction. How'd I score?
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>>27343044
at least I'm not a horrible human being who wish she had a cock
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>>27343084
Yea... I don't think I need to defend do you how much of a slut I am. I'm used to defending myself in sort of the opposite way pretty much all of the time
>>27343041
I made a paint.
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>>27343143
i also like when someone virtue signals their ass off; pretty much this is the trick to get real sluts like me.
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>>27343084
>You're suffering from oneitis
I have a harem & every boy I accept into it I love equally. So in a way I guess you could say yes, I have a oneitis for my hive.

>haven't played vidya in a while
True.

>currently reading literary fiction
I'm reading fantasy fiction.
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>>27343203
The last game I played was the newest final fantasy and I'm reading discworld.
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>>27343143
Does retrospectively dissecting everything nice I do into the selfish ulterior motives making it up count as complex empathy? Alternatively I can offer enjoying giving people advice not out of sympathy but from thinking of them as puzzles for me to solve
(Because if so, someone with the same type minus the cuckold part should hit me up)

>>27343203
>I'm reading fantasy fiction.
That one I'm actually upset about. Right, let's see: You're from the UK.
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>>27343275
>retrospectively dissecting everything nice I do into the selfish ulterior motives making it up count as complex empathy?
Yea it could be a part of it. I do the same thing.
>enjoying giving people advice not out of sympathy but from thinking of them as puzzles for me to solve
I do this as well. But I personally think that psychology (both my own and others) is my main niche autism interest.

>>27343275
I'm from the usa.
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>>27343299
>>27343217
>>27343203
>>27343187
>>27343143
this is not Fetlife, go blog somewhere else
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>>27343005
>>27343018
>>27343143

Most of this seems up my alley. Except for the pure sub bit. I can switch a bit but that's about it. Also idk about it being an ideal mate if the understanding is we'll each have our own weird polycules.
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>>27343341
Tell me more about yourself?
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>>27343490
you are going to die alone
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what should of information should a boy put on this? been thinking about it for a while but I'm just not sure what's the most relevant information
and a lot of the men posts here seem inadequate to me, but maybe some of them are successful? what makes an ideal ideal bf?
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>>27335952
the one thing I do want to communicate is that I really enjoyed punpun, I really want to find others who like it, too
but too many @s for me
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>>27343534

think about it like selling yourself. Present your quirks, interests, aspirations, etc. in a way that you think accurately aligns with your personality.
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>>27335952
Aaaaa lets talk about punpun and Shitpost about waifus
I'm also Asian if that matters at all! cheerio#3284
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>>27309765
Here's discord if you would like to chat
Chamchow#6891
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>>27317411

this person that supposedly wants to destroy you didnt do nuffin, youre just too immature and shitty of a person to deal with their existance, theyre not even hitting on you retard, literally nothing is being done to you and youre the one inflicting shittyness upon them, they did what they did to their body and the only reason it affects you is cus YOU cant get over it, learn to live and let live and not let stuff like this bother you... fucking loser
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>>27343490
I'm liking althusser atm.
I wonder how philosophically deconstructable discworld is. I haven't read once since I was ~12 but looking back I feel like it must reinforce bourgeous liberalism to some degree.
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>>27343299
>I do the same thing.
>I do this as well.
>I'm from the usa.
Fuck offff
Just add me so I can see your face: Luck#6951
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>>27344992
Preach it.
>>27345029
>philosophically deconstructable discworld is
Very very. It was written by a genius.
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>>27345029
>must reinforce bourgeous liberalism to some degree.
You probably aren't intelligent enough to be able to keep up while reading it. Most of the jokes probably go over your head and stuff. :(
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>>27344992
>heh... its impossible for other people to affect your life in any way. just dont care about anything and everything will be good.
>fucking loser
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>>27345407
>subconsciously paraphrasing "don't let stuff like this bother you" into "don't let anything bother you"
>not having a siren in the back of your head that rings out every time you're deluding yourself
Come on now
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>>27345364
>>27345367
I mean as easy reading books for children go they're better than Harry Potter I guess
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>>27343005
Only a sad excuse for a male would be willing to have you as a partner. Those requirements are just depressing.
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>>27343005
You seems to be the kind of girl i would be a close friend with but would never have a relationship
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>>27338172
She's mine, stay away from my waifu
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>>27337736
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>>27335952
hey NERDS. I made a discord to talk you anons who seem interested in chatting. Just note I didn't realize this was a dating application thing, just a fun thing to introspect and doodle about.

Heather#8711
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>>27346073
You should have definitely added guys individually instead of posting your contact. If this thread stays up much longer you're gonna get a sea of adds and half of them are gonna spam you with dick pics.
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