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H-hello Anonymous! How was your d-day today?
Good? B-bad? I turned 26 today and d-decided to cook you all a home cooked meal b-because I love you very much!

So w-why not stay a while and t-tell me about your day w-while I teach you how to cook?
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Todays meal is a salted steak, mashed potatoes, watermlon, and a mixed drink <4
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>>27859080
>>27859075
Happy birthday!
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>>27859075
Happy Birthday!
Today's been alright so far being Friday and all.
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Alice is still here and Migrated to /soc/?

still got that patreon Alice?
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>>27859088
I'm on m-many boards dear, but mostly /b/

N-now watch me fuck up peeling potatoes!
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W-we then quarter the potatoes, so they boil faster <4
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W-we will then boil the potatos for about 30 minutes <4
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And h-here we have our lovely steak! I r-recommend using a thin london broil, not a strip steak like I h-have here, but it IS my b-birthday <4
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Alright, f-first step with the steak: beat the s-shit out of it until it's thin enough to sear properly <4
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Next Step: Salt the steaks with big heavy chunks of salt. I like to use kosher salt or Himalayan pink salt <3

Get a big chunk or three every fingerpress worth of space on the steak, and push it in a little <4
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N-now we season the steak <4 The salt will push water out of the steak via osmossis, but t-then seasoning will be sucked in, ensuring for a well seasoned steak the entire w-way through!

V-VERY good on blander cuts like top round, buttom round, or a london broil <4
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RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Oregano!
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RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Onion Powder!
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RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Garlic Powder!

DING DING DING
KNOCK OUT
wait what were we doing again
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F-finally, we let the poor steak rest for 30 minutes.
During this time, t-the salt will push water out of the steak and drag in the yummy seasoning we p-put on top, ensuring a well seasoned through and through steaky wakey!

Much delicious.
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While the s-steak rests, our potatoes should be about d-done boiling! L-let's finish up that mash!

First, d-drain the mashed potatoes of water like so...
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To our d-delicious mashed potatoes, let's add a bit of butter. I'll b-be using margarine, but f-feel free to use butter at home: it tends to taste better to me.
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N-now we add milk to thicken the potato mash and m-make it even more delicious!
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Then add a b-bit of salt, et voila! Perfect mashed potatoes!
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After 30-45 minutes, l-longer if the steak is thicker, wash off your steaks and cook them to at least 120 degrees F, or as m-much as 165 degrees F.

This steak was cooked to 130, as I w-wasn't able to get a good reading with my meat thermometer <4 The rarer the better, but everyone has d-different tastes! Don't shame s-someone who likes a well done steak!

S-simply politely ask them to lose your number~!
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F-finally, our mixed drink! Since p-people keep complaining I like Coke and Dr Pepper!

First, the Vodka.
AHHH THE MOTHER LAND
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T-then a little bit of Kalua! Spicy!
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Then a d-dash of cream for t-the perfect white Russian. I c-call it a Trump!
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Finally, a side dish! What you've all been waiting for!

Just...just cut up some water melon, it's delicious. Do it.
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>>27859084
Lolll
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>>27859075
Happy birthday! Hope it was a good one :)
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>>27859075
Happy birthday!
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>>27860680
>>27860733
T-thank you all <4
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That's a lot of effort, well done!
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this is so cute
I want to help for the next one
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H-here is the full meal <4
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>>27860888
*snugs* Happy belated birthday!
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>>27860884
W-well, contact me here if you w-want:
Email: loveoverwhelming@gmail.com
Steam: rukiarcx or Aneki Margatroid
Discord: Alice#8225
Twitter/Twitch: CeltyPlays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2/

Would l-love to have help <4

>>27860874
Hopefully I'll b-be able to keep up, week after week <4

>>27860893
Thank you kindly <4
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This was oddly cute
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>>27860888
Looks delicious, happy birthday Alice!
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>>27861052
Thank you <4
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>>27859075

Happy birthday and thanks for the lesson. Would have been better if you were topless. Sorry I lurk /b
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>>27861069
T-that's fine, my threads always go to /b/ first <4
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>>27859094
That's the single most inefficient way of peeling potatoes you absolutely cute as fuck donut you
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>>27861328
It w-was also the cutest!
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been watching you post for years and I'm still not entirely convinced you're not a cis girl.
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>>27861403
I'm a b-biological female dear. Or "cis" if you p-prefer.
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Bump
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>>27861406

Prove it, expose tits to 4chan soc.
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>>27860828
Why can't I find a cute gf like you, and even into cooking like myself

Can I make stuff with you?
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>>27861403
That's because she's a known trans
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>>27861403
This way of cutsey anime garbage talking past the age of 16 I've never seen a born female do.
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>>27863648
N-no I'm not.

>>27863680
S-sorry, not from an anime <4

>>27863496
Sure! H-here's how to hit me up!

Email: loveoverwhelming@gmail.com
Steam: rukiarcx or Aneki Margatroid
Discord: Alice#8225
Twitter/Twitch: CeltyPlays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2/
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>>27864173
You aren't cute nor endearing, stop doing the pretend stutter bullshit
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>>27864237
I think it's cute and endearing, fuck you.
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>>27864237
>LOLtCN26
Even t-the board itself is laughing at you, Anon!
Or perhaps it's exposing a d-dark secret? It almost s-says "lolicon" after all...

Regardless, cute and endearing aren't objective, so it's all in the eye of the bee holder, and t-that's me, as you c-can plainly see!
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>>27864240
Oh t-thank you <4 I s-see a promising career as an apiarist in y-your future, my friend!

*hugs tightly*
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>>27859075
Oh God Alice I haven't seen you since I left /bant/, Jesus happy birthday you sexy fuck kawaii imouto.
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>>27864263
T-thank you <4 M-my contact info is here:
>>27864173
If you w-want to talk <4

Glad to hear you freed yourself from the toxic hell hole that is /bant/ though <4
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>>27864268
Well you left /bant/ before I do, now I'm just a loser lurking and posting on /r9k/, but I do look forward to see you and your upcoming post senpai! Hope you have a great day today!
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>>27864276
I p-posted on /bant/ just last Friday <4
I m-might hit /r9k/ later in the week too <4

You have a good one love! A great one, in fact <4
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I thought 4chan was finally rid of Alice for good. Guess they missed the attention of us losers. Why won't you just go away already.
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>>27864788
I've n-not stopped posting; n-not sure why you'd think I'd left. That s-said, I don't desire attention n-nor even want it. I just w-want to help Anonymous.

As for why I won't go away, because I'm not yet done <4 Thanks for the bump!
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>>27864891
s-s-shut the fuck up you insufferable attentionwhore
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>>27864917
>going to /soc/ to call someone an attention whore

Come on dude.
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>>27859075
I'm actually a very good cook, but your presentation is a hoot. Happy belated birthday.
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>>27864917
Sorry, I d-don't desire attention <4

>>27864981
Thank you kindly <4
Maybe you can h-help me with my cooking skills at a later date!
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>>27864986
You made a post yourself saying youre leaving and I know you just want attention because those same anons you claim you want to help are the same ones you milk for cash during streams. Yeah brilliant goading lonely sad men who come to you for easy money souch for help. You are are only helping yourself. How many anon orbiters do you have huh? How many of them do you actually care about? Their life problems their painful loneliness, inability to make friends etc etc. How many of their names do you know that didn't rely on giving you a paycheck?
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>>27865245
wtf is this incel sperg shit
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>>27865253
peanut gallery who knows nothing of the history of alice. Nice.
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>>27865287
enlighten me.
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>>27864934
>>27865253
I'm sure she will appreciate that you defended thy ladies honor online, you're cool and I bet you have a lot of sex.
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>>27865307
I don't know the full story myself but she started way back on /b/ (as far as I saw). Would basically rp as a shy alice. She would offer advice to any anon posting. I even joined in.

Eventually I joined their irc and had her added on skype. realized they were just circle jerking and orbiting her like crazy and found out she was trying to recruit people for her twitch streams so I bailed. Actually ended up having to block her because she would spam her streams over and over to me even when I asked her to stop.

Not sure if any of this is what that other anon is bitching about be shes obviously manipulative. I can only imagine how many anons treat her like a god. She has been doing this for at least 4 years and there are other anons that know secrets or some shit, never looked into it myself but start looking around.
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>>27865314
As opposed to sperging out over someone cooking a steak.

White knights are bad and cringe.
This is worse.
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>>27865323
It isn't about someone bitching about a cooked state man.
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>>27865322
I'm gonna level with you:
That's pretty fucking low tier compared to most of what I've seen here.
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>>27865329
Yeah it's somehow more pathetic.
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>>27865332
Again I don't know the full story, but as a lonely trying to meet people and make friends shit like this aint cool to see on soc personally. But I don't make the rules or whatever. People need to stop whiteknighting for shitty people like her though.
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>>27865323
Wow, what a smart and intelligent guy you are, you really have your finger on the button here!
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>>27865336
Yeah, its pathetic to not defend a wonderful nice patreon whore from the evil incels on 4chan, you must get so much pussy. I'm sure you will get a gf here someday!
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>>27865358
That all you got? I mean at least more than one poster is showing that alice is not someone to be defending and yet here you are. And the best you got is to call someone an incel? We wear that shit as a badge of honor here.
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>>27865358
Yeah you're a regular old stud and not an incel compensating for his incel state by screaming incel at anyone who doesn't lick the feet of a girl online. You get lots of pussy I bet!
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>>27865368
That's all I got for him, because it's too on the nose to give any further acknowledgement. The goading is too obvious.

And as for incel as a badge of honor, >>>/r9k/ is down the hall.
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>>27865396
You don't get to gatekeep, you don't belong here you absolutely pathetic faggot.
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>>27865408
Are you saying that while unironically gatekeeping yourself? lmao
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>>27865322
You are lying <4 I've n-never had an IRC.
I also only started d-doing twitch streams after 8 years of t-trying to help people on /b/, due to popular demand. S-sorry you didn't like them dear, b-but no one forced you to come!

>>27865352
I d-don't have a patreon, try again!

>>27865245
I d-don't milk anyone for cash dear; I spend around 1K on anons a month, g-generally helping people pay for health care.

But I c-can answer your question at least: quite a few <4
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>>27859075
Aloha! My day was fine~ just worked a bunch on the farm then was bored at work at the gas station. Hope you have a wonderful day and a happy life, Chef-Chan!
Mahalohanui ohana
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>>27866325
You're right it wasn't irc it was that weird chat app either way doesn't change the rest of what I said.
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>>27866389
T-thank you, I did!
Hope you did as well <4




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