The Thursday at the Lakeside means one thing: FOUR WOMEN'S MATCHES! With the ladies' draw now at the quarter final stage, there is double the opportunity for some truly garbage darts on show. The big matches of that draw are both in the afternoon with a repeat of the 2015 final between Lisa Ashton and the now chipmunk-headed Fallon Sherrock alongside reigning dykes champion Trina Gulliver against Dutchwoman Aileen de Graaf.But back to the main action and with three matches left in the men's second round, the highlight has to be the Netherlands derby between Danny Noppert and Richard Veenstra. Noppie recorded the tournament's highest average so far with 98 against Canada's David Cameron and Flyers threw Ross Mongomery into the Frimley Green lake. Before that, Scott Waites aims to follow up his win over Dennis Harbour with a defeat of "emerging prospect" Mark McGeeney, and the crowd will then disperse as two Eastern Europeans enter the stage with Lithuania's Darius Labanauskas playing Poland's Krzysztof Ratajski.There's also the BDO Youth Final to start the day, which has Scotland's Nathan Girvan against Justin van Tergouw, who has been described by some as the mini Michael van Gerwen.Coverage starts at 12:05pm on Channel 4 before switching to BT Sport 1 at 6:45pm.All matches are best of 7 sets except women's matches (best of 3 sets) and the youth final (best of 5 sets). Women's matches are in greentext.Today's matches (12:05pm - 5:00pm)Nathan Girvan v Justin van Tergouw [youth final]>Lisa Ashton (2) v Fallon Sherrock (7)Mark McGeeney (11) v Scott Waites (6)>Trina Gulliver (6) v Aileen de Graaf (3)Tonight's matches (6:45pm - 11:30pm)>Casey Gallagher v Corrine Hammond (8)Krzysztof Ratajski v Darius Labanauskas (8)>Anastasia Dobromyslova (4) v Lorraine Winstanley (5)Richard Veenstra (14) v Danny Noppert (3)
>Lisa Ashton>Trinia Gulliver>Aileen de Graaf>Lorraine Winstanley>Anastasia DobromysloveThe Day of Cumextractors, lads.
>>73609958JUST BUST MY 16 UP
I love this sport.180!
"I am pleased with my performance" - Paul Hogan
>>73610288>maximum damage controlWhat a no hoper.
>Youth finalLook at these porkers, and they aren't even old enough to hit the booze yet. Good grief.
Inb4 these kids get higher averages than some of the men.
>putting these kids on live TVLiterally car crash television incoming
wtf is this walk-on
>>73610028Who /comeonAileen/ here?
>3 setsFucking hell
Damn this pace and the Scottish lad aint too shabby at 14.>>73610365Not since she lost the thickness.
180MVG ON SUICIDE WATCH
>this relentless pace and scoringBARRY HEARN SHOOK
LADSWe could be witnessing Autism 2.0 with this young Dutch lad here
>16 year old Dutch autist is better at darts than mereeeee
>>73610407I'm still waiting for BullyBoy to win a major tournament
Scottish lad throws too quick desu, could be a decent player
>5 perfect dartsPDC BTFOBARRY HEARN SHOOK
>>73610437Hearn is like: Yes.. come to papa in 2 or 3 years
>Mens averages literally getting shown up by a 16 year old autistkek, how will BDO ever recover?
Fitton's arse shaking in the crowd.I hope I don't draw this cunt next year.
Girvan getting humiliated here by JvT.
>>73610499Justin is two years older though
That was superb. Scores better than duzza. Counts better than half of the current pdc field. The future is looking good for darts.
>>73610514True. Still, at least he wasn't whitewashed in legs.
>darts forum literally shitting themselves due to the comedy gold of a 16 year old having a better average than the likes of Fitton Justin Credible's cunt of the week should be a good laugh on Friday
>Van Tergouw averages 88.20 in his 9-1 (legs) youth victory, which gives him a higher average than most of the men so far, including Darryl Fitton, Tony O'Shea, Jim Williams, Martin Phillips, Pip Blackwell, Ross Montgomery and Wesley Harmslel
>Tergouw's average would have been enough to win the BDO championship both years Scott Waites won ittoplel
dubbels yeah .. I think 8 out of .. uh .. yeah .. dubbels .. finishing .. yep
>>73610532I always browse there while on /180/ some absolute classics in the howlers thread
>>73610554I wush... concentrating.... on other.... yeah.... things./ourguy/
>Channel 4 have dedicated 6 hours of their programming schedule for four matches of darts, the first of which lasted less than 30 minutesFor what purpose?
>>73610589Wolfie prostate check @5pm
>Fallon is now fat>Aileen de Graaf has gone hungry skeletonwtf I hate womens darts now
Fallon legit looks like she has downs syndrome, what happened?
Is Ashton the Gary Anderson of women's darts?i.e Gameraiser
>boys averaged way higher than women and one probably better than most of the men>still get paid a fraction of what women makewhy???
Fallon now looks like every Dutch 90s kid's nightmare fuel
>>73610688What's happened to her face?
Lisa's daughter just let rip according to Walker.BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>73610737>tfw Ashton's daughter will never tell you to pull your dick out of her arse because she needs to fart
You now remember Mieke "Bambie" de Boer
The only double Fallon isn't struggling with is her chin.
>>73610853She literally doesn't have a chin, though. That's why she looks weird.>tfw I will never seduce her but I can get the same experience by buying a goldfish bowl and closing my eyes
>Busting 104>Losing immediately afterwardsMY FUCKING SIDES HAVE LEFT THE GALAXY
And that sums up womens darts. No actually that just sums up women
>>73610831Is that what passes for attractive in the darts world? Looks super manly
>Mother-daughter final in the futureI can imagine neither one would want to win that. It could go on forever.
BAH GAWD KANGIT'S EDGEIT'S EDGESPEARSPEARSPEARMAH GAWD
The announcer just pronounced Winmau as "win more". Is that correct? I've always said it to rhyme with "thin cow".
People who complain about women's darts should watch this horrendous match until they apologise.
>Scottie too jobby
>>73611123Just checked stats.>McGeeney with 0 legs done in five visits or less"Professional".
Lads... This is shit
I honestly think id have a good run at the lakeside
some random guy from the crowd would wipe the floor with these jobbers
>If Scotts gets confidence he's unstoppable, that's why he's two-time world champ
>goes for 10>hits 6 >double 18 she's going forNo
Is /our guy/ on tomorrow?
>>73611905Cadby? Hes in the pdc m8
>>73611905Phil is busy with his caravan m8, sorry.
The fact Tranny has won 10 world titles shows up just what a complete shower of shit the women's game is.
Where do they get their colourful shirts from?
>gulliver dumped out by a foreign womanThe BDO board will be angry.
KISS THE BADGE DUZZA
Gulliver is choking hard
>thiccie de Graaf
Who should I bet on lads
Trina Gulliver MBE (63.99) 0-2 (69.78) Aileen De GraafFucking hell
>>73612431Put all of the names on a wall then close your eyes and throw a dart at the wall. Pick whichever it lands on/is closest to.
>>73612462lmfao good shout
Why dont the women practice? Easiest 30k they will ever earn.
LET'S PLAY DARTS (poorly)
After winning BDO world champs twice in a row, Barney lost to Mason in the first round.15 years or so later and his grandson Mason is born.keks me every time
>>73612431I'd stick a few Bob on Winstanley t b h
YAYA YAYA YAYAKOLO KOLO KOLO
>losing a leg to someone averaging 53>women
oh the humanity
>winning a set with a 60 average>people pay actual money to see this
I actually enjoy this more than the dull men's matches (except Wolfie, Noppert etc)
>JUSTinthis will be a thing
>she actually scored a 9>women's darts
https://twitter.com/DanDartsDawson/status/819277036917321728>dressing up as olly crofttop lelThis was tweeted by Live Darts. See how many players you recognise.
Nice two bulls
>>73613911Part, Baxter next to him(?), Hankey, Barney, Burnett(?), Shirley, Mensur(?), WOLFIE
>>73613911Dat Burnett lel
>>73613911Is that Barnie two above Wolfie?
>>73613911Oh damn I missed Wright thinking about little runs
>>73613977yes and Scholten between them
>>73613911King, Part, Burnett, Chizzy, Barney, Hankey, Mensur, Scholten, Gregory, Wolfie, Shirley>When you finally recognise Ian White
Another shot of some faces who have graced the Lakeside stage.I particularly like the smirking Steve West in the bottom right.
>>73614121So THAT'S where Gary's picture in the darting dyke montage is from!
>that mardle>that gulliver>that george>that filename
>>73614249Why does George always have that cheeky smile?
>>73614267Just the cockney way
Polish Assad getting BTFO
that photospig disgusting
Fallon Sherrock more like Fallon Mydick
>Lithujobber on course to lose the set while Polejobber averages about 80
Can't believe the winner of this jobberfest gets 100 grand
>talking about niners in the BDO after the first 180baka
>need single 19>throws off the board
>>73614249That wez 3rd row 4th along?
>>73614897Zoo Tickets Man has never played at Lakeside.
>>73614909Looks like what he might have done 20 years ago
>Perhaps we should call a treble, single, double 19 a Beijing.Quality commentary
* * * LAKESIDE CLASSIC KLAXON * * *
>yfw Noppie v Veenstra is being pushed back all the time because of these Eurojobbers
good game so far lads tbqh
who are we rooting for
>>73615097not rootin for anyone but feel sad for the polish dude tbqhif he loses that is
Finally. This euro jobber will hammer duzza
>>73615217>BDO #1 v WDF #1should be interesting from that aspect
>>73615232What is wdf?
>>73615251World Darts Federation: http://www.dartswdf.com/They're taken even less seriously than the BDO.
This is a fucking awkward watch
>already making excuses
Are we /anastasia/ or /lorraine/?
>>73615387from russia with love here
>>73615400But who's hotter?
D E A N O
They are swingers, aren't they?
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Shes a big girl
CANT WAKE UP
Winstanleys throw jesus christ
Anastasia putting on a better performance than most of the men have done all week in that set.
ENGLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>73615658legit tho this set was brutal
>>73615699Which says a lot about the state of the men's draw.
>>73615710I've missed much of the week, how has the action been?
>when she beat vincent van de voortMy fucking sides
Was Anastasia's only televised match win in the PDC against speedy van eurojobber?
>>73615769DoFormMySlowBrah PDC World Champion when?
Not fair, the baby was clearly kicking this leg.
>>73615784I think so.>Ana's averaging tumbling down after a 23 dart leg
That guy in the crowd laughing in agony, lel>bought thursday tickets on cheap>"dis a good deal :D">...>4 women matches>fugggggg
>sucky score>maybe I should lick my hands more
We need a summary from all these women matches, don't let me down now OP
>>73616086The amount of sarcasm and cynicism on that forum is fucking gold. Thanks Anders!
Winstanleys technique is horrible tbqh. How do you aim when you dont finish your throw?
>>73616156You dont. Hence the multiple scoring finish of 5
Always wanted to be a world champ at something, if I get some surgery can I play with these women?
Anastasia has a free pass to the final.Hammond is fucking terrible.
Who to cheer for now?
>england in charge of having players in a sport they invented
>>73616222Well she had the toughest round 1 match I thinkah whatever, they all suck
>referee wearing a Dutch tieWhat the actual fuck. Imagine Man United playing Man City and the Scottish referee and linesmen are wearing an England kit.
>>73616517one the callers is Dutch, don't know if it's this one
>speedy van eurojobber 2.0
>>73616540no it's not this one nevermindweird
>peenstraChoking like fuck against the superior player.
>THAT BULL FOR THE SETHEARN SHOOK. MVG ON SUICIDE WATCH. AIDEY ORDERING A DOMINOS WINTER FAMILY MEAL DEAL
>>73616606If Noppie stays in the BDO for another year after Lakeside, he is a fucking moron.
>>73616619>guarenteed 100k a year for one weeks work>auto qualify for next year>dont have to do any of the tourIt aint bad
>>73616619It's nice to be a big fish, even in a small pond.
Noppert is a cracking little player
>>736166638300 pounds per month for jobbing sounds very fair indeed
>77 on the bull to take set 1>11 dart leg to take set 2>meanwhile flyers is crash landing into the ground because he can't finishVeenstra's got #noppied
Kek the players shown drinking beer in the interval. Classic
The fuck, why are they showing us the players getting drunk on yt?
Noppert on the buds. Veenstra sampling some of lakesides homebrewed
>>73616724A reminder these are professional darts players....allegedly.
Do they have a "players bar" at pdc events?
>>73616773Klaasen said that almost everybody drinks alcohol during the break (he doesn't, neither does Gando)
Veenstra does really look like Sid from Ice Age
>>73616831Interesting i always thought pdc events were clean
>>73616840kekDidn't realise he's 35 as well. Thought he was a slight bit younger.
Can't see Noppie fucking this away now like Hogan did yesterday.>four missed match darts to win 4-0>and the last one was a bust with 3 darts in hand
>averages not fantasticWELCOME TO THE BDO
How do you improve these World Championships so they're a bit more respectable?And don't say "blow up Lakeside".
>>73616916Get richie burnett involved
>>73616916bigger treble beds :^)
>164 to end itThat was fucking brutal from Noppert.
wewladthat was a good one
>Now THIS.........is what - I - CALLDOTS>DOTSDOTS>DOTSDOTS>DOTSDOTS
That's the end of round 2 and the women's quarters.There were no upsets today as all the higher seeds progressed with relative ease, none more than Danny Noppert who dropped just 2 legs in his 4-0 demolition of Richard Veenstra, with a 77 bull finish to win set 1, an 11 darter to win set 2, a fight back from 2-0 down to win set 3 and then a crushing 164 to win the match. Although Noppie wasn't at his best, he still averaged the highest of the last 16 as Flyers was too poor on the doubles to challenge.In the women's draw, the best point of note was Trina Gulliver getting dumped out by Aileen de Graaf, ensuring more asshurt from the xenophobes on the BDO board as their "darling" lost to some continental slag.The "new Michael van Gerwen" Justin van Tergouw lived up to his billing as he dismantled Nathan Girvan in the youth final by winning 9 straight legs after losing the first and averaged more than most of the senior jobbers did. Jump over to the PDC now, JvT!As the BDO are fucking morons, I don't know exactly when the men's quarters and women's semis will be played as they haven't scheduled them yet. But they'll be the following:>Glen Durrant v Darius Labanauskas>Jamie Hughes v Martin Adams>Darryl Fitton v Geert de Vos>Danny Noppert v Scott Waites>Anastasia Dobromyslova v Corrine Hammond>Lisa Ashton v Aileen de GraafGood night.