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>15:30 CET
Bayern - Frankfurt
Hertha - Dortmund
Leipzig - Wolfsburg
Freiburg - Hoffenheim
Darmstadt - Mainz

>18:30 CET
Ingolstadt - Köln
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>>74618740
first for allah
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>Shittle
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AUF GEHTS DORTMUND SCHIESZ EIN TOOOR
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>Schurrle
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Simultcast stream?
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>>74618787
get a tv you poor swine
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>Dembele, Weidenfeller, Passlack, Piszczek, Merino, Mor, Pulisic
He hates Sahin, doesn't he?
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>letting gomez score against you

lel
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>>74618800
Isn't he still ded?
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>>74618800
hes still injured
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>>74618813
Again? No idea
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>dortmund
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>>74618800
I genuinely thought he was ded
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>this city of defense..................
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>Ginter
transfer to Bundesliga 2 when?
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wtf that defending
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>ginter
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HAHOHE
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>Ginter

Of course.
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does teuchel know that teams are supposed to defend?
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Hmmmm a former PL player dominating in the Bundesliga. . . . . . . ..
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fug
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HA HO HE


HO


HE
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>hi is this /bundes/
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>>74618871

it is
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>>74618852
better striker than Giroud
no lies
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why is papa so important for dortmund? Also why did schurrle and ginter cost 40m combined? Why is Tuchel a sperg?
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HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS HUMMELS
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damn!
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HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE THAT?

Fucking Eintracht.
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>>74618795
t-t-thicc?
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Anyone has a stream of bayern - frankfurt?
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>wasting time this early
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>>74618955
THICCCCCCCCCCCC
>>74618972
literally retarded
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>2 /bundes/ threads

hmm
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inb4 cheeky bayern 97' min duselwin
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>>74618851
>new breed of meme managers
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we're all here >>74617372
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>>74618987

Are you that buttmad Sanches fanboy, who never gets to see his favorite 25 year old midfielder play at Bayern?
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DAFAQUE RUDM
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>>74618851
Why is girl sitting on the bench? Does she milk them all afterwards?
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>>74619021
She's one of the physios.
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>>74618998
Obviously not.
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>>74619028
>>74618998
i am in both hehehehehe
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KAGAWA
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don't
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>>74618983

I should have known
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>>74619036
this
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>>74619039
SHINJI
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>>74619044
it's not your fault, don't blame yourself for this
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Rate my streamu

captcha: sinanche stream
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>consumers losing to wolfsburg
>shareholders losing to Hertha

glad to be a customer
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>>74618982
More pls! This is better than slagposting.
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>>74619058

you are right
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>>74619027
So technically I was right, right?
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>bintpoltards making /bundes/ threads
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>>74619127
>being this retarded that you feel the need to post this
kc
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kagawa looking stronk
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>>74619148
>being a bintpolturd
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>>74619149
The secret to his success? Ramen.
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>>74619156
Gib jetzt Ruhe, Johannes!
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>>74619149

now he just needs to finish
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also here
>UPDATE

Aubameyang (21 goals)

Lewandowski (20 goals)

Modeste (17 goals)

Werner (14 goals)
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>>74619173
not me
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Obama will score two goals again, r-right guys?
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COSTA THO
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got £500 bet on bayern to win by at least 3 goals

how blacked am i
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>>74618851
>>74618987
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>>74619218
Wow that's a whole lot of money
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>>74619218
how many shekels do you have available for betting?
are you a richfag?
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>>74619223
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>>74619244
9/10 autist
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>>74619209

he will in the second half
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>start pulisic
>BTFO opponent
>sit pulisic
>Get BTFO by opponent

I'm beginning to see a trend
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>>74619244
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>>74619256
mind if i save this webm?
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>>74619256
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>>74619254
yeah the pattern is slowly appearing
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>>74619234
not sure if sarcastic

>>74619235
not rich, just addicted.

i NEED another bayern goal in the 2nd half
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>>74619284
no worries mate. they will win by at least 4 whole goals
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>>74618982
very nice
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>>74619266
Just try it and I will hack you.
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>>74619284
>just addicted
dont you have family that forces you to therapy?
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>>74619284

you should call the gambling hotline
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>>74619334
they don't know. i'm fairly well adjusted otherwise.

>>74619344
i only have a gambling problem when i don't gamble though.
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>>74619334
>>74619344
just keep betting on bayern and its free money
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>>74619355
>i'm fairly well adjusted otherwise.
i know someone personally that won about half a million in poker and obviously was addicted af after that. so he didnt stop and ended up in therapy with 150k of dents.
there is no control of it - no matter what you think.
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>>74619389
well, poker is something where you can actually profit from in the long term

sportsbetting not so much.
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>>74619389
>with 150k of dents
is he a car?
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>>74619413

mobsters beat him for the money he owed them
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>>74619413
hehe
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>>74618982
Do you watch the match today?
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>it's an Obama feels whimsical episode
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missed opportunity
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/ourboy/ really can't catch a break. That should've been a goal.
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>>74619457
of coursh mate.when is petko x kerber?
>tfw puig was kill last nite

(pls don't get autistic posting tons of lewd tennis fotos)
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BASED FREIBURG
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>Durm
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LEWA
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Anon won his bet.
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>UPDATE

Aubameyang (21 goals)
Lewandowski (21 goals)

Modeste (17 goals)

Werner (14 goals)
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O
B
A
M
A
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>UPDATE

Aubameyang (22 goals)

Lewandowski (21 goals)

Modeste (17 goals)

Werner (14 goals)
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BASED KAGAWA
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>>74619616

Aubameyang 22
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>>74619616
>>74619621
not up to date 2bh
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THANKS OBAMA
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DORTMUND
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OBONGO OBONGO OBONGO
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Nice goal krameric
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>>74619641
>Aubameyang and Lewandowski pulling away from everyone else
At least it looks like there'll be an interesting competition between the two of them.
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HNNNNG DAT KRAMARIC GOAL THO
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>CASTRO
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Why can't I hold all these wasted chances.
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That Castro shot is possibly the worst shot I have ever seen except Italy's benulties.
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>>74619646
>>74619649
update anon rekt you hard

apologize
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What was that castro?
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>Castro

>>74619688

I dont have autism sorry.
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>>74619665
>>74619670
Freiburg doesn't deserve this.
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>>74619682

I wasn't sure if he was shooting or trying to make a pass when I first saw it. not a great play for him
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Why is it that refs think that NOT giving a yellow card makes them "a better ref"?
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>>74619727
Autism.
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>>74619567
I think it was 19:00 GMT
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>>74619641
please accept my apologies dearest torjägerkanonenpreisträgerwettkampfaktualisieranon
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how long until boateng injury
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>>74619751
>the fuck spacing language
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Boateng is back!

>AfD BTFO
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>>74619770
maybe you want to have a look at the finnish language?
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>>74619770

>literally steals parts of other languages to form own "language"

Gypsy please...
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hoggenkamp is a funny name
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>>74619788
fuck off
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>it's a dortmund has a million chances but concedes in the 94th min episode
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>>74619768
3 games at most. It's impossible to not have at least of either Boateng, Ribery, or Robben be injured at any given time.
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>>74619801

no u
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>>74619804
delet
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>>74619788
This is one the most baffling posts I've seen here in a while.
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Where is the filthy whore poster?
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>>74619824
Offended gypsy detected
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>>74619827

in the other thread
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>Lewanchokeski choking in front of goal again
Most overrated striker. Extending his contract was a mistake.
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Someone sell Obama while he's still worth 100 million.
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>>74619827
The Romanian is right here m8 >>74619824
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>>74619843
No, I looked.
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FUCK OFF GINTER
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>>74619847
nice try shareholder

>implying he will ever go back to the shithole of dortmund
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what are krauts taught about ww2
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FUCK YOU OBAMA

I hate this episode >>74619804
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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P L A T T E
L
A
T
T
E
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FUCK YOU GINTER YOU USELESS FUCKING SHIT

FUCK YOU BÜRKI
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SUB OFF GINTER REEEEEEEEEEEE
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crap
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SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW! SELLING SHARES NOW!
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>not playing Ramos
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>>74619787
what did he mean by this?
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>>74619797
>Wearing a belt as a skirt.
I approve
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Again because of GINTER
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>>74619925
what is zis? from where does this BIG quotes come?
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Ginter is so fucking bad just play Merino Tuchel you fucking idiot
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ginter is so fucking shit lel

the shareholders will be pretty angry about this
the dortmund board of executives have to react and sell him
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>>74619873
>ermächtigungsgetz
>reichskristallnacht
>muh holocaust
>allied occupation

How evil nazis took power, killed lots of innocent people and what allied powers did after they won.
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>>74619942
>rendering
to the worst quality available?
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>>74619945
See filename >>74619853
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>>74619949
Ginter annoys the fuck out of me. He's been like this for several season now. With him on the pitch you can never relax.

He's better as a forward than as defender.
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>>74619956
t.ameribare behind a german proxy
>>74619992
i don't know who that is
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>>74620006

Youre fucking retarded m8.

Ginter is best as a rightback.
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>>74619942
>copying Klose's celebration
Why do niggers want to be white so badly?
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RELEASE THE HOUNDS.
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pulisic will save the team
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>>74619956
you sound p edgy

nazis were obviously evil.
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>>74620027
Git cultured m8
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LEAVE HERTHA BSC TO ME
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>>74620069

Good job. Youre baiting a 16 year old retard.
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What are the chances of Ginter being sold this summer?
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>buyernwinslol
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>>74619959
adjusting additional filter will take even longer.
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>>74620093
blame the consumers
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Freiburg is doing so damn well this season. It's wonderful. Streich is wonderful.
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John Brooks vs Christian pulisic

Time to get comfy and cheer on the USA greats
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>>74620099

and shareholders
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>>74620085
>calling the nazis evil is baiting

nice
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>>74620099

>ONLY 10 POINTS BETWEEN US AND LEIPZIG???
>BUY KEITA
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>>74620085
t. Kurt Waldheim
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>>74620085
isn't that pretty much what this entire website is?
>>74620073
>movies
>culture
'no'
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england 10 - 0 scotland
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>energy drink losing to VW

kek
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>>74620033
>monkey see, monkey do
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>>74620130

>this gypsy is still here
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>Ingolstadt - Köln

"""""""""""""""TOPSPIEL"""""""""""""""
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>>74620156

>Kommerzbank losing to Audi/Adidas
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>>74620166
t. Jorg 'Fuck gays literally' Haider
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>>74620176
Not going to watch
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>>74620166
No bully pls
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>>74620157
don't be racist
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Yeah, fuck off Schürrle. Waste of 30mil.
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>>74620201
they only bought him because he was available. no other reason.
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>>74620201
retard
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>tuchel resting players for lotte
>lose in berlin over it

nice manager you have there, dirtcucks
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>>74620201

His goal against RM was worth 5 million btw.
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>>74620195
Okay, paps. Oh and btw I fucked mommy last night.
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Robben just cut inside lads.
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>>74620227
Settle down Oedipus
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>Dortmund
>RB

I'm literally lmaoing irl right now.
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Thank God I don't pay for Sky.

Thoughts?
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>fakemily
ugh
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>>74620261
Stop being poor.

Streamquality is just too bad to not buy sky
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Stop calling me that, that's not my name.

Also I'm not fake.
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SEND THIS NIGGER OFF
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>>74620291

Shill elsewhere.

If I want to hear Bayern's dick get sucked non-stop, Id buy Bayerntv.
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>>74620261
same here

>>74620291
>Streamquality is just too bad to not buy sky
lol
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>Kicks player in face
>flops around on the floor
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>>74620291
I had it for a bit but It's just not worth it.
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WEISER IS THE MOST DISGUSTING CUNT IVE SEEN SINCE NO ERA PENAL.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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lel, this fucking nigger
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dembelel slipping like hes hot
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>dirtmund
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>>74620316
Gib stream that is as good as skyhd
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SLIPPY D
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Weiser is quite the cunt.
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where is the frenchman?
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>>74620328
retard
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489248762069.webm
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>>74620358

7-1 monkey
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pulimeme got exposed
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slip
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I would've sent Weiser off on the spot.
1st card for kicking the ball away
2nd for simulation

Disgusting diving cunt. Gas yourself.
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>>74620349
What did he do? I'm watching bayern.
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>>74620340
no :^)
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SELLING ALL MY RED BULL CANS AND BVB SHARES RIGHT NOW AT EXTRA DISCOUNT!
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shareholders SEETHING rn
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Weiser WEBM?
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>>74620390

You should try to get some Adidas shares. Those have been rising since 2012.
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>>74620390
I'll buy them at 70% off.
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>>74620404
>tfw revised upwards their forecasts until 2020
feels good
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>>74620371
>>74620390
this
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Holy shit Weiser what a piece of shit

I wish him a career ending injury that will effect him in his later life as well
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>>74620386
Kicks the ball away and then goes down like a bitch because Dembele touched him because he wanted the ball.
>>
Q:

will toprak help us to reinstate a defense?
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fuck Weiser that was ridiculous
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>it's another everyone behind Buyern loses and subsequently complains about the league being boring episode
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>>74620312
le mad german in austria
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Time for

>Ingolstadt - Köln

The """""""""""""""TOPSPIEL"""""""""""""""
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>Ingolshit vs Colon as Topspiel

lol no I'm fucking out. See you tomorrow, faggots
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>>74620435
This
>>
A:

maybe
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>2,5 of 4 minutes injury time were wasted

great job Hertha
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>>74620435
>>74620436
>I wish him a career ending injury that will effect him in his later life as well

How can anyone deny that Dortmunder are the scum of the earth?


Dortmund can't keep their Nigger boys in line, second time in two games that Dembele acts like a stupid fool. Deserved Red for this
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>>74620440
he will cost >us about 10 points before he gets benched
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>>74620440
maybe. definitely make him the penulty taker tho
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>get's pro refball all season
>hur dur you are losing and complaining about the league!!
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COME ON EFFZEH!!!
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>>74620473
> Dortmund unironically losing to us

Nice "Top Team" you got there.
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>>74620383
Should've been a straight red. That was complete assholery.
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Holy shit please tell me someone has a webm of that chimpout that unfolded between weiser and le blackman
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>It's a Ginter fucks up episode
>It's a Tuchel rotates all the important players out and loses when he can make up some ground episode
>It's a Schürrle doing nothing but hogging the outer line passing the ball backwards episode
>It's a Dembele gets a yellow card for complaining after getting fouled episode
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>>74620477
he wanted to get the ball before Weiser trying to waste time by kicking the ball away after it was a freekick, then Weiser stumbled on Dembeles legs. How is that Dembeles fault?
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>>74620508
i do
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>>74620504
>>74620383
The Delusion.

But what do you expect from Americans anyways.
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Wer ist an der Weltmisere schuld?
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>>74620496
will you cheer for us in the DFB semis? :^)
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>>74620521
kc
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>>74620512
>he wanted to get the ball before Weiser trying to waste time by kicking the ball away after it was a freekick

Holy fuck thats one of the most autistic posts I have ever witnessed on this page.

> Nigger has a chimpout
> "HE DINDU NUFFIN"
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>>74620482
ebin
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reckon lotte will win on tuesday desu
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SHAREHOLDERS AND CONSUMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
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>>74620537
He's right though. Calm your autism m8.
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>TUCHEL trying to distract the ref so he doesn't give Pulisic a yellow

How is this man so meme?
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>>74620534
>will you cheer for us in the DFB semis? :^)

Why would I? I hate you a little less than
> Hamburg

Aside from that there is no team I rather see lose than you desu
>>
https://twitter.com/Cnyari/status/840598667887296512

ebin
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>>74620541
>ywn know what the shit that was going through their mind
feels bad man
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>>74620521
I expect the ref to discipline the players properly.
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>>74620511
>all important players
>Weigl playing
>Castro playing
>Schmelzer playing
>Auba playing
>Bartra playing

Sokratis and Piszczek cant play every game 90 minutes. This away game was a stupid sandwich game anyway, between two knockout games.
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>>74620477
Are you blind you fucking retard?
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>>74620511
This.

Fuck Ginter and Schürrle.
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>>74620558
>He's right though. Calm your autism m8.

"The autist is right!"

t. Autist
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>>74620563
what a fag mao
>>
england 20-0 scotland
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>>74620537
I hate niggers too but Dembele unironically dindu nuffin.
>>
At least based Kagawa played well.
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>>74620563
top kek
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>>74620563
>taking football seriously in the current year
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>>74620586
Nah you fucking moron. Its a pretty clear situation.

When Euros are talking football Americans should stfu desu
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>>74620477
>t. funny kraut
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>>74620561
so you will cheer against us, because you hate us so much? Ok.
Sorry your club isnt as relevant and still in the competition. Have a nice evening then.
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>>74620563
How did the ref buy this poorly done dive? I would had carded him for kicking the ball away then another one for diving.
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>>74620477
here's the (You)
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>>74620621
this
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>>74620644
FIGHT
AND
WIN
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Schürrle is the true problem for Dortmudn desu, he does NOTHING, he cannot combine, he cannot pass, he cannot do anything but score a blooter once in a while, he's like a discount Lukas Podolski. Whenever he plays nothing happens. Pulisic is already ten times the player Schürrle will ever be.
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>>74620641
>Sorry your club isnt as relevant and still in the competition

But Dortmund is relevant? Keep telling yourself that :Joy-emoji:

You're an Average Euro Team buddy
>>
What the FUCK is Durm getting payed for?
What is WRONG with Schürrle?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74620669
>unironically comparing him to the greatest player alive
pulisic makes literally everyone except ronaldo look average 2bh
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>>74620669
yeah but we all knew this beforehand
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>>74620588
calm your tits
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>>74620552
This.
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>>74620563
>>74620597
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>>74620664
Doing a no fap here

DELETE THIS
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>>74620631
>I didn't watch the game and hate all niggers the post.
You're right m8. Didn't realize who I was talking to.
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>>74620621
>>74620621
>>74620621
>>74620621
>>74620621
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>>74620563
>soccer
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>>74620681
Durm is a decent squad player and basically the Großkreutz replacement, he can fight and is good at taking out the other teams dangerous players, on his own he does nothing and when Dortmund has to make the game (which is almost always) he's out of his element.
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>>74620719
>>74620563
I don't understand, what happened? Did he try to mock Dembele?
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>>74620719
weiser should be euthanized
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>>74620719
I mean there is diving and then there is going full retard. And then there is this ref.
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>>74620719
>when the shockwaves hit you hard
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>>74620678

>But Dortmund is relevant? Keep telling yourself that :Joy-emoji:
>Aside from that there is no team I rather see lose than you desu

I dont even follow Hertha games, and dont care if they win or lose desu.
Have fun next season in the CL, or is your club to hardcore for that?
>to elite too play with the Europe top 8
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>>74620644
he didn't buy it, otherwise he would've given dembele a red card

dembele got his yellow card for complaining
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>>74620695
Man plays one good game and suddenly he's better than Ronaldo.
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>>74620719
WELCOME TO FC BARCELONA

MES QUE UN CLUB
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>>74620563
>>74620719
Missing the build up though with him taking the ball and smashing it away. I have no idea what for Dembele got booked. Complaining?
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What the fuck would I care what Loddar and the ohter 2 did last week? Why don't they just do a fucking draw my life?? This should be about football not it's not their personal VLOG
>>
i did not do too well in my Tippspiel today

only 3 points, with the 3 points from yesterday it's 6 so far. thats ok i guess

thx for reading my blog
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>>74620798
Loddar is based af
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>>74620719
Herthaner will defend this

>>74620669
sadly this. We all had some hope in Tuchel "its the player he really wants" but holy fuck, its fucking nothing.
Too big to be able to dribble effectively, not fast enough to get himself the space he needs, and also not a great poacher.
I dont know what kind of player hybrid it is, but I dont see his strenghts really.
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>>74620814
t. dorftrottel
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>>74620719
DIVE THE GRASS, GET A PASS
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>>74620563
Mtschäll "Rusemeister" Weiser
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Some bretty good match results today, miss all the matches. Surprised to see lelzig losing to a relegation wolfsburg. Also did Dortmund's defense go full meme again?
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>>74620735
Also this, he can creat chances, is a decent midfielder with defense abilities and is pretty fast. But when the team doesnt work as team, he cant creat anything by himself.
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>>74620719
werner even bigger dive next week?
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>>74620783
I think Dembele got pushed for the shove when he tried to stop dipshit from launching the ball upfield.
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>>74620719

watch ABD's defend this
>>
Funny how Bartra fucked up so hard early in the season but turned into a machine. You can see how much he wants to win all the time, meanwhile Ginter still looks like he's about to cry. He'll never make it.
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>>74620737

>weiser didn't get a call from the ref
>dembele is fouled
>weiser is mad
>picks up ball and boots it up the field
>dembele trying to stop him slips up and runs into him
>weiser then decides to scream and roll around to try to get Dembele sent off
>pushing and shoving commences between both teams
>pushing and shoving concludes
>ref books weiser and dembele
>ref blows for dembele to take the freekick
>he slips up again
>Hertha defend the freekick
>nothing more comes from it.
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>>74620860
it were essentially two big mistakes today, but the whole defense didnt look to solid, yeah.
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>>74620888
he is also trying really hard to have some Hummel'esque influence on the build up/chance creation and is really hungry for his first bundesliga goal.
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>>74620888
Yea ginter has this permanent resting bitch face. How does that even happen? Lol
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>>74620824
hi, dorftrottel
>>
can't remember the last time dortmund won a league match after a UCL game
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I respect Schürrle's agent, what a con man he must be.
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meanwhile at Sky Sechserpack
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>>74620978especially an away game
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>>74620988

he wants to be the next mino raiola.
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>>74620988
>>74620999
nice digits
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>>74620888
He desperately needs to gain some weight though.
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>>74620890
Lol thanks, can't wait for Sportschau.
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>>74621016
He must start eating tons of pasta and bread
>>74621037
thanks
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>>74620888
they should have sold Ginter to Gladmong when they had the chance. Like Hofmann.
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>>74620978
2 weeks ago.
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who here on /keto meme/
i want off this ride
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>>74621077
are you talking about ketamin?
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>>74620551
>giving a fuck about body fat
>sacrificing gains
just suck him off if you know he's gay, he'll let you
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mainz will win the bundesliga next year

cap this
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What would be considered the big six in bundesliga analogous to the premier league?
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>>74621110
no
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>>74621039
jesus, 70kg? is this real? How can you weight 70kg with 185cm without being an auschwitz marathon runner.

Im 184 and weigh 78 kg, and I sometimes think I look too slim.
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>>74621130
okay
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>>74621125
bayern
dortmund
levekusen
gladbach
schalke
(bremen)
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>>74620888
Yeah, he's improved significantly.

With Toprak, Bender and Merino there will be 5 CBs. Either they push Ginter to the right where Pisscheck, Durm and Passlack are (who all play better) or he will be sold.
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>>74621115
huh?
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>>74621143
I was 69kg for the entirety of my 17th year. I am 189cm. I was fairly skinny but not too bad.
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>>74621125
Bayern = United
Dortmund = Liverpool
Gladbach = Arsenal
Leipzig = Chelsea
Leverkusen = Tottenham
Schalke = City
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When did Andries Jonker transform from Netherlands' biggest laughing stock to winning Buli manager, wat de fuck.
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>>74621188
leverkusen is definitely arsenal m8
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>>74621193
no worries, we are still laughing
>>
did a girl ever cheat on you?
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>>74621211
Leverkusen is Tottenham. Small stadium, never win anything, nonexistant fanbase
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>>74621193
Never?
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>>74621226
they unironically make the cl every year and get knocked out in the round of 16. they're arsenal.
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>>74621181
yeah but I bet you looked like a skelington and not like an athleate. I also weigh 72kg when I was about 18, but I was just that, a skinny fuck.
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>>74621125
there is none, just bayern, then eventually dortmund and the rest just fuck up all the time and randomly end up between 3rd and 16th, it's not like england where you have the same 6 teams that make up the first 6 places on the table every year.
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>>74621241
They aint. You can't just base a club's DNA on how they do in competitions. There are no autistic fans in Leverkusen, no "Leverkusen TV" and so on
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>this team loses games, they're Arsenal
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>>74621241
>arsenal
>13 league titles
>12 domestic cup wins

>leverkusen
>1 dfb cup
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>>74621263
dunno about their fan """"culture"""". but if you're judging solely on results they're more arsenal than totnem
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>>74621291
>>74621291
>dunno about their fan """"culture"""".
Yes, because you're a dumbass ameritard
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>>74621270
whatever nerd
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>>74621291
Nah, Tottenham are even bigger chokers than Arsenal, just like Leverkusen.
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>team x is just like team y because I said so XDdd
autism
>>
>>74621368
tbf tottenham at least managed to win the league in the past
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>>74621125
premier league clubs = wolfsburg
>>
63–64 1. FC Köln 77–78 1. FC Köln 91–92 VfB Stuttgart 05–06 FC Bayern Munich
64–65 SV Werder Bremen 78–79 Hamburger SV 92–93 SV Werder Bremen 06–07 VfB Stuttgart
65–66 TSV 1860 München 79–80 FC Bayern Munich 93–94 FC Bayern Munich 07–08 FC Bayern Munich
66–67 Eintracht Braunschweig 80–81 FC Bayern Munich 94–95 Borussia Dortmund 08–09 VfL Wolfsburg
67–68 1. FC Nürnberg 81–82 Hamburger SV 95–96 Borussia Dortmund 09–10 FC Bayern Munich
68–69 FC Bayern Munich 82–83 Hamburger SV 96–97 FC Bayern Munich 10–11 Borussia Dortmund
69–70 Borussia Mönchengladbach 83–84 VfB Stuttgart 97–98 1. FC Kaiserslautern 11–12 Borussia Dortmund
70–71 Borussia Mönchengladbach 84–85 FC Bayern Munich 98–99 FC Bayern Munich 12–13 FC Bayern Munich
71–72 FC Bayern Munich 85–86 FC Bayern Munich 99–00 FC Bayern Munich 13–14 FC Bayern Munich
72–73 FC Bayern Munich 86–87 FC Bayern Munich 00–01 FC Bayern Munich 14–15 FC Bayern Munich
73–74 FC Bayern Munich 87–88 SV Werder Bremen 01–02 Borussia Dortmund 15–16 FC Bayern Munich
74–75 Borussia Mönchengladbach 88–89 FC Bayern Munich 02–03 FC Bayern Munich
75–76 Borussia Mönchengladbach 89–90 FC Bayern Munich 03–04 SV Werder Bremen
76–77 Borussia Mönchengladbach 90–91 1. FC Kaiserslautern 04–05 FC Bayern Munich
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>>74621310
don't be so frustrated
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>>74620440
>Toprak
>Bartra
>mfw Dirtmund unironically spent money for them
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>>74620811
>got 1:1 freiburg game
>had wolfsburg winning
comunio points are probably a bit low tho
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>>74621445
sorry
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>>74620719
>cutting out Dembele's health threatening kick beforehand
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMVscR5YOo
>>
I'm going to get high now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgosr4cktrY
that's me dancing btw

goodbye
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>>74621671
You dance like a faggot.
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>>74621671
have fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UQVMjdP90
>>
>>74621762
I know ;)

goodbye 4 realz nao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWKHNWSMJ_w
>>
*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*
>>
HA HO HE
HA
HE

fucking BVB cucks hahahahah cant even score even tho having multiple chances
>Schürrle who?
we've learned from the bayern game and now we know how to waste time in the additional time, thanks to Lord Weiser <3

btw even Mertesacker is more useful than Ginter wtf
>>
now that koln scored i can finally announce that i shat behind a rewe once
i was drunk ...
>>
Is Modeste elite?
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>>74621952
ew
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>>74622059
why?
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>>74622059
hey >>74620353

what'd you wipe with is the real question
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>>74622059
rewe, einmal hin, alles raus
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>>74622142
i wanted to shit too bad (the place where i go when im in frankfurt is in the countryside now) so we took a doner from the rewe and ate it behind eat because i was drunkhunger and i wanted to shit
did a liquid

>>74622143
the type of poo which doesnt touche the arse. i was crouching too
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>>74621952
are you a girl?
>>
>döner
>from rewe
what
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>>74622317
the rewe in the small town has a doner stand in it
cousin said it was the only one in germany who did that
mental
its quite good too
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>>74622300
yes ama
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>>74622367
that fucking disgusting

>its quite good too
i doubt that
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>>74622462
nah it was top
it was clean and proper too
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Anyone here buy a kindle?

Worth it???

Here is my shoe
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>>74622769
do you read a lot?
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>>74622769
Why are you wearing shoes inside the house?
>>
>>74622814
To be h, not really but I plan to read more if I get it
>>
>>74621157
(((Bremen))) hasn't been top 6 for 5+ years. Should be replaced by Wolfsburg but they shit the bed ever since DeBruyne left.
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>>74622769

My sister has one and she seems to enjoy it
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>>74622853
I was preparing to leave !
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>>74621188
Suprisingly accurate.
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>>74622769
>Worth it???
ye...

>>74622868
don't bother
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>>74622903
not really
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>>74621211
Arsenal won titles. Neverkusen just exist to get cucked.
>>
>>74622884
Thanks
>>74622919
Gonna get it
>>
>>74622948
What would you change considering you can't get 100% copies due to history etc.?
>>
>>74623030
it is almost completely wrong
>>
So where is modeste going after this season?
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>>74623227
probably Dirtmund as Auba replacement
>>
>>74623227
Russia 2018
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>>74623227
Marseille.
And Obongo will join Halal Madrid.
>>
>>74623255
>>74623267
>>74623351
very nice
>>
1990s commercials and old book covers both interest me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL_Mqs0ccFI

>>74623227
england
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>>74623406
Are you watching the X-Games currently taking place in Norway?
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>>74623503
hello, no i am not.

thoughts about our good friend Nicklas?
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>>74623615
I feel good about the move and I expect him to get at least 25 goals in the coming season.
If he actually gets proper fit and takes the whole thing 100% seriously, we are probably talking about upwards of 100 goals in Tippeligaen alone.
>>
>>74623227
China
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>>74623661
I think you are right, never saw that transfer coming. Probably the biggest signing in the norwegian eliteserie ever.
>>
>Horn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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time for kerber vs petkovic

will you be watching this?
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>>74623414
fuck off hipster
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>>74623661
was watching FCK vs Ajax the other day, Dolberg seems like a real gem.
>>
if you have a steam for me, i will watch it
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>>74623883
Yes, he is.
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>>74624012
i was surprised to hear from Nicklas that returning to denmark was never an option, but after reading some danish news i completely understand. The hate-boner danish media/with people has for him is really odd.
>>
Sorry, I'm late

>UPDATE

Aubameyang (22 goals)

Lewandowski (21 goals)

Modeste (19 goals)

Werner (14 goals)
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>>74624212
you might as well leave Werner out of this, he's got no chance at this point
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*calls in werner back-to-back-to-back hattrick performances*
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>>74624287
can someone pls explain this meme to me?

i was studying for several exams over the last few weeks and missed the freshest memes
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>>74624109
I think the hate is a bit much too, but the truth is that FCK and Brondby simply don't want Bendtner and the rest of the clubs are probably beneath him. Denmark not being an option wasn't really his own decision.
>>
one could say you need

a quick rundown
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>>74624344
i was reading something about financial problems in brondby? I remember Solbakken talking about his physical form being under par, it seems like that is enough for them not to go for him. Yes, and the fact that they have Cornelius.
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>>74624659
Brondby's financial issues are mostly over, but there's no way in hell Zorniger would ever put up with someone like Bendtner.
I think he would still be an improvement on Pukki and Wilczek, but Brondby definitely didn't want to sign him and neither did FCK.
Neither team plays with luxury forwards either, it's hard work and pressing all the time from all the players.
>>
So was that old Hitler they showed at Hertha-Dortmund today?
>>
pls make webm also translate

https://twitter.com/stroppadel/status/771471706695274496?lang=en
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>>74625164
>I wanna use your semen as mouthwash
>>
>>74625048
yeah i guess so, there was a brondby article on bold about financial issues a couple of days ago, but i guess it was an exaggeration. Even if FCK or Brondby wanted bendtner i dont think he would have gone there, seems like a hassle. The choice he had, in my opinion was either Norway or Dubai/China for the money.
>>
>>74625261
Yes, I think Rosenborg was a great choice and I'm not saying I wouldn't have wanted him at Brondby.

I guess their financial issues seem small compared to a couple of years ago when they were literally days from actual bankruptcy.
They are still bleeding money, but they are able to pay their bills and wages, and their wealthy backer has poured too much money in now to suddenly give up, the stupid sucker.
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>>74625389
i see, well hopefully Brondby can challenge FCK in the long run. Looking at the average attendances of FCK, Brondby and Rosenborg, the numbers seems weird. According to this website: for Denmark:
http://www.european-football-statistics.co.uk/attn/avednk.htm
For Norway: http://www.european-football-statistics.co.uk/attn/avenor.htm
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just finished cleaning my keyboard. Taking every key out, cleaning it, and putting it back it. Holy fuck I hate doing that.
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>>74625389
FCK cant be that low in reality?
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>>74625164
I cant understand how you can show that much interest and affection to someone, thats cleary not interested in you.

I mean sure, I can find a celeb or pornstar or whatever hot/cute. But thats about it, its pleasing to the eye, not really an affection that drives me to "oh I should try flirting with my celeb waifu, maybe she notices me then!".

If that would be a guy trying to flirt with a female celeb you would see it in a cringe compilation.
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was it worth it?
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>>74625611
It seems about right.
Remember FCK was only founded in 1992 and even before that, Copenhagen was never particularly dominant in football so the cuæture was never really there.
Generally, people just don't watch football in the stadium here. Brondby is the only club with a proper atmosphere every home game.
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Like when Hertha can't fill their stadium... there's simply too much to do in a world metropolis like Berlin and Copenhagen. Football has to compete with a million other things on Sunday afternoon, unlike in smaller cities and towns like Munich or Aalborg, where there really isn't that much to do.
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thats not true

berlin is literally just full of hipsters who think football is "barbaric" and "sexist"
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Are they wrong?
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>>74625770
Well that makes sense i guess, Rosenborg is 100 years old this year, with 17k every game; that is 3 in scandinavia. Rosenborg from a City with only 190k, that is really good!
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>>74625694
what did she said?
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>>74625970
I just had a look back in the records and the low attendance seems to be a recent thing.
Just a few years ago and further back it was ~17k for FCK and a few thousand less for Brondby.
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>>74626045
ah i see! i guess it fluctuates, this is RBKs stats: http://www.rbkweb.no/statistikk/snitt.shtml

Still surprising that such a small City can muster such a high average!
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>>74626039
https://twitter.com/arwmera/status/773711611894829056
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yes, they are wrong
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>>74626150
Yes it's quite impressive.
I guess Brondby municipality only holds 35k, but then it also sits within Greater Copenhagen with more than a million people haha so not quite as good.
Trondheim is quite a bit further north and more isolated than I remembered.
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>>74626237
I used quite quite a lot.
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>>74625164
>literally no girl will ever look at you this way
end me right now senpai
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you used it 3 times
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>>74626260
>ever been there?
>no
>..come by
kek
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>>74626338
meant for >>74626167
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>>74626237
well well, back to talking about our boy bendtner. Nicki Bille was quite a fucked up guy, just from NOT knowing anything about football i head about him. He would actually "scoute" the streets of Trondheim for girls he wanted to have sex with. A girl that i know told me that he introduced himself to her, he said that he was a professional football player, and that he liked her. This was, not joking, randomly on the street. Another girl that i know of was impregnated by him, she ended up having an abortion. So, as you might imagine, Bendtner cant be THAT bad. (Not even adressing the biting and fighting that Bille did)
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>>74626357
Bendtner drove a few hundred meters drunk in Copenhagen. That's a very bad thing to do, but it's also about the extent of his actual criminally bad behaviour.
The rest has just been silly, immature stuff and some slightly arrogant quotes to the media.

Bille is a more fundamentally badly behaved person, from a much tougher millieu than Bendtner.
If Bendtner hadn't been a pro footballer, he'd work an honest Swedish job - work in a fashion store or be a "barrista" at Joe and the Juice.
Bille would probably be in and out of jail for petty crimes.
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>>74626588
scandis shitting up another thread
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>>74626464
yeah that seems about right, my point is that Bendtner has, compared to bille a much better chances to succeed. A shit player like bille, managed to score 11 goals in 38 games. This was BEFORE Rosenborg got their shit together. Even a Bendtner in shitty physical form can do better than this.
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>>74626588
trying to keep the bundes alive ;)
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>>74626621
Yes, Bendtner is a much better footballer than Bille. Him and Gytkjær never showed much in Denmark.
Of course that might have been different if they were playing for FCK.
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>>74626696
i think we can conclude with that Bendtner will score 30 goals for RBK, then return to a proper team in europe.
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>>74626795
I think he will get 30 and then return to one of the smaller London clubs.
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>>74626795
i think you're wrong :)
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>>74627171
1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 5
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>>74626338
girls who think it is neat to "gain more experience by traveling through the world and learn lot about other cultures" are the worst, code phrases to fuck strangers and escape from their own blant and unlikable personality.
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>>74628035
2, 4, 1 , 3, 5
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#PrayForWeiser

Hopefully one day he'll be able to play football again.

;_;
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>>74628593
And maybe one day Dirtmund will be able to challenge Bayern again.
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>>74628593
mind if i save this file as german integrity.webm (the file name is ironic of course)
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>>74628828
This train left 4 years ago. Time to look for a new victim.

>>74629762
Your humour is too predictable desu.
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>>74628035
shit taste

>>74628122
good taste
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>leverkusen
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good night
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>>74637494
>ten posts early
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>>74623227
>>74623255
the way that dortmund is playing, they just need a tap in merchant




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