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>perfect bundes OP edition
>some irrelevant Champions League games tonight and tomorrow

Neverkusen vs. Atletico ayy
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gooooooood moooorning
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Lotte vs BVB today
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ello

shit op btw
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I miss dumbers
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glad someone saved my OC. I dislike the bayern edit though.
thanks for reading
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Yes, good morning.
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>>74671035
we keep this thread dortcuck free ok
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>let's all pretend it's 2011 and BVB vs FCB is still somewhat relevant
Nigga bayern won. They're raping the league up, down and sideways on a regular basis.
lamoing at ur life rite nao
seek help
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Fuck Doofmund!
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>>74671085
>>74671130
these two
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>Die Verhandlungen um die Verlängerung des bis 2018 laufenden Vertrages von Emre Can beim FC Liverpool stocken. Experten glauben an einen Weggang des Mittelfeldspielers. Als Interessenten gelten RB Leipzig, Leverkusen und Hoffenheim


>Die aktuelle Unzufriedenheit von Bayerns Joshua Kimmich sorgt bei Manchester City laut „Mirror“ für Alarmstimmung. Citizens-Trainer Pep Guardiola ist ein Fan des Mittelfeldspielers – City will im Werben um den 22-Jährigen ernst machen


>Trotz des Interesses von zahlreichen Top-Klubs an Leipzigs Naby Keita glaubt RB--Sportdirektor Ralf Rangnick an einen Verbleib des 22-Jährigen. Im „Sport1-Doppelpass“ sagte er: „Ob er in drei bis vier Jahren noch bei uns spielen wird, weiß keiner. Dass er aber auch in der nächsten Saison bei uns spielen wird, halte ich für sehr wahrscheinlich“
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Josef Poulsen is back in training.
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Damn.
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Bielefeld have given Jürgen Kramny the sack.
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Burgstaller in the Austrian squad for the games against Moldova and Finland.
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Daamn.
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>>74671234
what happened?
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>>74671251
huh?
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>>74671253
I've forgotten to make /ekstraklasa/weekly. And this week was sicker than the last one.
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>>74671044
I will always watch over you.
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>>74671247
On paper, that's a pretty decent squad.
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>>74671259
>>74671234
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>Doesn't snow in all of January or February
>blizzard in march
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>>74671050
>>74671070
>>74671085
>>74671130
>>74671137

Customers are sooooo salty!

>nigga Buyern won
Thanks for a solid kek!
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yes?
no?
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>dumbiwumbi
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>>74671327
Dragovic has been quite shit for leverkusen. Prödl is better probably.
No idea who Schaub is so Arnautovic over him easily. Junuzovic for Ilsanker.
I think they can get to the Ro16 if they get a decent group.
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>>74671327
>Chelsea_attacking_formation.jpg
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>>74671836
this formation has been popular during the season, not just at chelsea.
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JBL after surgery yesterday
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Gutern Morgen, Bundes.
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>>74672116
who the fuck is jbl
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Berthold has lost it
https://mobile.twitter.com/dw_sports/status/841642518013980672
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>>74672301
Jacob Bruun Larsen, Danish Dortmund player.
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Prince Richard zu Sayn-Wittgenstein-Berleburg is dead.
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>>74672336
Which sports did he partake in?
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>>74672271
morning
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>>74672370
He was a hunter.
His daughter, Nathalie, is/was a very good dressage rider. Pretty sure she made it to the Olympic Games once or twice.
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>>74672307
>>74672336
rip in peice
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>>74673414
I didn't know that the game is scheduled for 6:30pm
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>Schürllel
Dirtmund is finished
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>>74673487
Me neither! I had assumed it would be on maybe 20:30, but maybe the CL games somehow interefere.
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>>74673495
yeah, that god
now I can watch both
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>>74673505
Yes
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>>74673505
*thank god
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>>74673414
1-2
Hope Isak gets to play
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>>74673538
Me too
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>can watch football for 4 hours straight
feels like it's the WC again
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>>74673549
me on the bottom right
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ARD is broadcasting the match
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>>74673602
Hmmm should I watch it there instead of TV3 Sport 1?
Maybe if the Danish commentators are bad. I don't think this station usually shows German football, but they are showing both CL games later and also both tomorrow, so I guess all their good commentators must be elsewhere soooo....
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I have access to the four German stations at the bottom. Maybe I should start watching them some more.
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>>74673630
watch ARD
I don't think that Dansih commentators give a fuck about the German Cup
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>>74673662
RTL has got the broadcasting rights for the qualifiers of the German NT. The rest is awful
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>>74673665
Bjarne Goldbæk is often co-commentator on Eurosport for Bundesliga games and he seems knowledgable and interested, but they are owned by a different media company than TV3 Sport.
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>>74673662
you're probably better of watching Ildfesten
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>>74673699
I don't know what it is, that's a Swedish station.
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what channel is lotte vs dortmund
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>>74673747
ARD
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>>74673747
Sky Sport (Germany) and ARD
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shareholders, where are you???
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>>74673538
Me in pic
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puligod will get a hattrick today
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Okay I checked out the Danish broadcast but can't deal with the accent of the commentator, so I'm going with the ARD.

>>74673804
Too afraid of the humiliation of losing to such a small club.
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>>74671327

Don't know what happened to based Almer? Other than that Alaba in central defenisve midfield and Arnautovic on the wing.
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>that BVB spaghetti
lel
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>ginter starting
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>Lukaku leaving Everton
There will be a massive fight for Dolberg's signature this summer. All the big clubs and all the rich clubs will be after him, including newly flush Everton.
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Halo
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>>74673864
Everton should sign Modeste
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>rest players vs Berlin
>rest players vs Lotte

what is taktik tuchel meaning by this?
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>>74673909
Dembele plays tho
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>>74673909
Wants to make arsenal think he is a failure so he can continue having fun in his motherland.
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Jesus Christ wtf are they doing
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>good guys Dortmund letting Lotte into the game
should be entertaining
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>schürrlel
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Sind die Sportfreunde echte Freunde?
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>>74674030
Ja
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>it's a "commentator is a shareholder" episode
Must you always?
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Muted the tv and am now listening to a cycling podcast.
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>>74674118
>always

(You)
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I BELIEVE IN LOTTE
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Dirtmund to get a shady penalty @1.3
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>>74674135
Lmao what the fuck is a cycling podcast?
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That acker though

SMART by Lotte
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>>74674209
It's like a taped radio program where they talk about professional cycling.
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>still 0-0

lel, this is getting embarrassing
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Guerreiro a lil feisty today
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Really looking forward to the pre-match CL studio.
It is extremely comfy.
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Just a reminder that /bundes/ is the home base of BVB supporters. Buyern faggots' home is /ck/-(cuck).
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is mor still ded?
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>>74674257
>when you notice that you posted at 19:09 and the 60 second timer means you can't do a 19:09 Echte Liebe post
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Which teams have Lotte beaten so far this cup run?
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>>74674266
RBL's is /bull/, then?
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>>74674266
>t.Tom
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When you make broccoli pizza do you blanch the florets first?
Have you ever tried pre-roasting them?
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>>74674285
Werder, Neverkusen, and 1860

>>74674307
>broccoli pizza
eeeeeeeeeew
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vere ist das stream?
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>>74674285
Schwemen
Shitkusen
1860
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If Lotte wins, Hamburg will descend into the 2. Bundesliga.
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>>74674285
Bremen and Leverkusen from the Bundesliga.
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>>74674285
bremen, neverkusen and 1860 munich
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>>74674236
Can I get a few lines? Genuinely interested now
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>>74674327
I don't see the connection
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HOLZBEIN
KIEL
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Shinji is too based desu
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would ginter make the first 11 at lotte?

probably not, yet at dortmund he does occasionally
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>>74674300
Since when is tom a shareholder?
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>>74674370
nope
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>>74674369

Played well past two games, wouldn't surprise me if he scores tonight
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AND A REAL HUMAN
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>>74674341
What do you mean, links?
This is a Danish podcast.
The best English-language one is The Cycling Podcast, but it's mainly good during the Grand Tours. The rest of the time it's a bit too long-winded for me.
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That bar looks comfy as fuck.
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/bundes/ should have an own podcast 2bh
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good thing it's a weekday

i can sell my shares right after the game, don't have to wait for monday
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When do yous guys have daylight savings time?
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>>74674443
Yes. Didn't Jasmine try to make one for the English /sp/ a few years ago?
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>>74674432
agreed
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Got my finger on the sell button already guys
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>>74674453
starting in 2 weeks
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>>74674453
Next weekend but one you American pigdog.
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*sells*
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>>74674473
God damn the world needs to coordinate that shit. We had it Sunday and now shit runs late
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>>74674499
No, we need to not do that shit anymore.
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>>74674508
We'll yes that would be the best scenario. Literally no point except to make me *really* tired for a few days a year
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Seriously, what do you think about Tabby?
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>>74674523
Based Russia got rid of it a while ago.
Why can't we all be more like Russia?
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>>74674531
Her man face kind of Arrests my heart

Though

Ellyse is better 2bh
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>>74674531
more like Tubby
lmao
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hehe
>>74674342
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>>74674540
Truly a first world country


Anyhow how are you doing lad? Are you watching the game? I am unable to watch so how is Dortmund doing? Puli playing?
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>>74674531
how can a woman this ugly be this adorable

I need her in my life
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Tuchel. You better win this.
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>Schürrle for 30 million Euro

Jesus
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>0-0 at HT

wtf i'm a lifelong lotte fan now
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>>74674585
don't forget Götze and Rode

what a waste of money
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>>74674612

Rode and Gotze are actually dead tho right?
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>>74674633
yeah
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>>74674612
rode is useless
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>abolish daylight savings time
>no more free roadkill for my freezer twice a year
'no'
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BIBI
I
B
I
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Hey, guys! I'm trying to get into kc. I was there for the first time yesterday. Can you tell me pls which boards you would recommend for a kc newfag?
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Real Madrid, Sporting Lissabon, Legia Warschau, Bayern, RB Leipzig, Benfica: No problem.
Sportfreunde Lotte: JUST
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Alexander Isak when?
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>poolisic
>good

lel
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PULISHIT
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>>74674751
I don't want to sound cheesy but he is grate.
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>>74674744
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>74674697
Lotte is better than Darmstadt
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>this Recuckgees welcome banner

>the state of Gutmenschentum
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Slowly but surely, the ref makes apparent he wants Dortmund to advance.
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>>74674531
She is cute in a peculiar way. Would make babies with her. Does she have any pictures in dirndl? holding beer would be bonus
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>>74674797
>the ref makes apparent he wants Dortmund to advance
>Castro getting a yellow for pulling on a shirt, when a Lotte player didn't for the same thing only a few minutes earlier
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>>74674751
>>74674759

>you
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>>74674759
>>74674751

>you
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Since when is it en vogue to not stop a counter by tactical foul? I've been seeing this extremely frequently lately.
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>>74674813
STOP
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>>74674817
>>74674818
wew
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>>74674817
>>74674818

>you
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>>74674826
POSTING
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god bless ameriga
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>>74674823
I think it's always been a thing.
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>>74674848
Not doing it? No, in the past defenders at least tried to foul.
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>>74674814
>Does she have any pictures in dirndl?

No! Tabby hates Bauerntrottel.
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And theeere comes the refball.
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>dirtmund winning because of refballing

fuck this desu
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>>74674899
GIB RUHE, ULI!
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wew
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Yw faggots
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IT'S OGRE NAO
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shirley lads
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KLARER ELFER FÜR LOTTE VERWEIGERT
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And all this to get bent over by Bayern.
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>>74674926
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STAAAAAAHPP IT!!!
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>>74674930
this
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>>74674926
>ptw vs lotte

pathetic
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>>74674854
Not that i understood what "Bauerntrottel" means, but is it a lesbian thing?
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>>74674930

he played ball and didn't even touch it with his hand after getting fouled. ABD's are delusional.
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>>74674852
Oh I missed the "not"
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>>74674957
Bauer = Farmer
Trottel = Fool

Farmerfool
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>SCHÜRRLE
>30 million
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THAT BALL FROM PULIGOAT

>schirlley

just fucking play Mor
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>>74674972
fuck off
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where is isak damn it
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>shitshow schürrle

Why did they pay so much for this loser?
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>>74674957
No, it's about the difference between real germanhood and the international marketing and perception of germanhood.
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>>74675021

thought so
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>"Why are Shareholders so obsessed with Bayern?"

Meanwhile more than half of the posters in this thread are mad Bauerncucks and paid shills who cry like babbies about imaginary refballs.
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>>74674926
>>74674926
DANCING ISN'T CARDIO YOU FUCKING WHORE! SHOWING OFF THOSE DAMN ARMS, PITS AND LEGS!!

PROBABLY SUCKS OFF EVERY GUY IN THE CLUB WHEN SHE'S DANCING! WHOOOOORE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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>>74675067
Shut up you faggot
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where is emre mor anway?
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>>74675079
On the bench
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>>74675079

Behind both Dembele and Pulisic
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>>74675079
Learning how to play and make good decisions.
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>>74675079
on the bench
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>>74675061
>only customers hate BVB
okay
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>>74675061
>paid shills

yes, bayern executives are surely paying people to shitpost against the mighty dortmund on a surinamese compound archery expert forum

>being this obsessed
>having this much of a victim complex
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hey germanbros, redpill me on Pulisic, is he actually a good player??
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>>74675061
>most bayern fans immature crybabies
big news....
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>>74674985
So it's like the old thing. Wearing dirndl isn't considered cool by young people? Is this views prevalent all across or just lesbians
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>>74675127
yes, for being 18 he's quite good
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>>74675117

>having this much of a victim complex

projection
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>>74675041
Pray tell what is 'real germanhood' is? BTW thanks for your answers so far
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>>74675127
Probably already the best american player to ever live, at least potentially

I know that isn't saying much, but still
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>pulisic got some shitty tattoo

Why?
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>>74675105
Let me guess: """Schalke fan"""? """HSV"""? """"HBSC""""? Hahahaha, stay mad Customer. You have been found out.

>" n-nn-no Im not a Buyern fan. I just hate Dortmund even more. I'm a Hamburger btw."

sure.

>>74675117
Well, it a known fact that they pay people to cheer in the stadium, so....
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there is the roach
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>letting Schmelzer score
Lotte confirmed garbage
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>>74675180
Literally bobby wood

He will be at Bayern soon.
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>dortmund scoring a free kick

wew
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The Mor Effect
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>letting schmelzer score against you

lel
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>>74675061
I kinda understand why Bayern fans still "hate" Dortmund. It's basically the only narrative left. Take that away from them and being a bayern fan gets pretty boring.
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>>74675216

true heresy. dortmund is supposed to be total garbage in set pieces
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wow, look at this swede
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>>74674744

ISAK HYPE
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>shareholders win
>some of them are still mad and talk about buyern

lamo
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>>74675202
LOOK AT THOSE LUSTFULL EYES SCREAMING FOR COCK!!

FUCKINFG WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
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>letting Dorfshit teams get this far in the tournament
Yawn. We could have been watching a proper top fight instead of this garbage. Glad I only watched the first two minutes.
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SCHEIß DFB!!!!
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>>74675180
Hes demarcus Beasley tier still
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>couldn't even complete his first pass
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>implying Isak isn't actually 23
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>only three goals against a 5th division team with 85% of your A team
Hmm if I was a Dortmund fan instead of a neutral I think I'd be a bit worried right now??
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>>74675239
>only shareholders dislike bayern
ebin
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>le black hungry skeleton man

so what is he good for?
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>>74675287
>5th division

3rd actually
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>taking spammarks bait
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>>74675294
to further delegitimize dortmund's nazi club image
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Is this a cup game right now?
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>>74675302
Whatever, anything below 2nd should be the same against a team that plays in the CL
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>>74675294
running
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>>74675312
yes
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why are there so many iberians playing for lotte

the spaniards and poortuguese I know here, all work in IT, engineering or are waiters
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>>74675287

85%?
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>>74675312
QF
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>>74675316
neverkusen lost to them
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>>74675136
>>74675179

Real german:
>personification of the Prussian Virtues
>modelled after the Nordic german appearence

Meme german:
>Dirndl
>Lederhose
>Seppelhut
>Weißbier
>Weißwurscht
>Cuckoo clocks
>Alpenhorns
>Sauerkraut
>Bierbauch
>mustache
>funny looking obese creature modeled after the incestual inhabitants of the Alpenvorland
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Schürrle is so fucking shit.

30 fucking million...
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Bayern or Dortmund, who will win the semi-final?
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>>74674926
>2048x2048
Who is this demon?
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>>74675340

Where is it?
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>>74675325
I think there are a lot of portugese immigrants in Osnabrück.
They have a fairly active social club there at least.
t. lived there for a bit
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>>74675352
in münchen
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>>74675352
Bayern
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>>74675340
Bayern is most likely to win it, but I'm going to root for Dortmund
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>>74675352
allianz arena
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>>74675328
Yes
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ugh, finally done with the two phone calls

>>74670826
good morning anon-sama-kun~

>>74671060
good morning
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>>74675332
KC tier
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>>74675362
I never realized how many poortuguese immigrants live here until after I saw them celebrate after the Euro final last year
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>>74675340
bayern
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>>74675402
It's true though...
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>>74675340
Bayern but Dortmund will win the CL
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got a breaking news from the espn app just because pulisic made an assist.

might be too much pressure for the lad.
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>>74675340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOckClf9cgg
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>>74675471
>Dortmund will win the CL
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Poland
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>>74675475
but he didn't

he scored the 1-0, but gave no assists today
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Which match?
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Kagawa is so good, why does Tuchel hate him? Shame Dortmund is gonna sell him in the summer if those report they're gonna offload him and Sahin
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Lester x Sevilla

Or

FC Porto x Juventus


Which do I watch?
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>>74675532
lester of course
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>>74675522
simulcast
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>>74675470
I disagree
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who /Apfelschürrle/ here?
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>>74675194
Normies
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>>74675530

tuchel was obsessed about bringing götze back to his old form and after that guerreiro looked promising. lately kagawa is getting more time, however, so it's a step into the right direction.
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>>74673789
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>>74675561
Usually I'm not a fan of simulcast but given the fixtures I feel tempted to give it a try again.
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FDR was a goat president desu
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>>74675590
what a great football related post that is.
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>>74675578

I'd much rather Kagawa get back to his old form before the move to united
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how many minutes was Schmelzer goalless before this match? Like 9000?
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Is there international break anytime soon or something?
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>>74675568
>t. Alois Ziegenschnachsler
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>>74675578
Where do you think Sahin and Kagawa will go to? Also heard Rode might be getting the boot
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>>74675616

His last was against Madrid right? 2013
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>>74675624
Sahin and Kagawa ain't going anywhere.
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>>74675617
yes, after this weekend

good luck against whoever your country is playing panamabro
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>>74675611

me too, he is working his ass off to regain his place in the team. hope he gets even more starts in the future, he will only get better.

>>74675624

kagawa definately won't go. the managers have not made any negative comments about him and he himself said that he wants to stay and prove his worth. he also made good headlines against hertha lately, so he should be good. about sahin and rode i don't know, though.
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>>74675681
hi
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>>74675680
Thanks senpai but I'd rather watch more bundes
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here we are
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Kagawa <3
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is Lederbusen game today?
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>>74675761
no
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>>74675332
>Sauerkraut
>meme
feck off, Sauerkraut is absolutely based and not even stereotypically bavarian
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>arguing with /bintpol/ scum
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Lester in trouble
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>>74675665
>>74675681
Is it worth it for Dortmund to keep Sahin tho? I agree Kagawa should stay but Sahin is way past it at this point. Rode also can go, I think he's one of the biggest frauds in the team. Lord knows why tuchel was playing him in the first part of the season
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>andre andre
>>
You now remember Ron-Robert Zieler
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>>74675860
no. Sahin, Rode, Kagawa, Schürrle are all just a waste of money. I guess Götze isn't anymore because insurance pays his wages.
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guess i will keep my shares

for now....
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Porto in trouble
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>>74675884
yeah I remember the dumbest transfer move of all time.
>>
>Bei seinem Abgang aus Stuttgart hatte Großkreutz betont, vorerst „mit dem Profi-Dasein nichts mehr zu tun haben“ zu wollen. Großkreutz war in Stuttgart in eine gewalttätige Auseinandersetzung mit Jugendlichen geraten. Wie die „Sport Bild“ am Dienstag berichtet, plant der Ex-Dortmunder eine Rückkehr zum BVB und soll bei den Westfalen bereits angefragt haben, ob er sich bei der zweiten Mannschaft des Vereins (Regionalliga West) fithalten könne. Laut der „Sport Bild“ wolle man das Thema in der Vereinsführung der Schwarz-Gelben am Mittwoch diskutieren. Der gebürtige Dortmunder Großkreutz wurde mit dem BVB zweimal Deutscher Meister.
wew
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Monster Trucks are so automatic holy fuck
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>>74675924
what a career
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>>74675924
Should have never left
Such a stupid transfer for all involved
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>>74675652
yeah, pretty sure about that.
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>shitvilla
>>
Wow
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Sevilla in trouble
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>>74676472
hehe
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the whistles at the juve game piss me off.
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hello i am here now
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night
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Finally
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>>74676674
Night
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>>74676649
you nowremember the vuvuzelas
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>>74676660
hello

>>74676674
good night
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>>74676674
nice kot. g'night hun
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>>74676707
I will not forget them for a looong time
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Vitolo looks good
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>>74672301

A WRESTLING

GOD
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>>74676707
I'm still trying to suppress those memories
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>>74676707
You know remember speedway from Poland
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RIP in pieces Porto.
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>>74676660
HeyGuys
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Fuck off you dumb shithead
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don't be rude
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>>74676031
Tuchel didnt want him anyway and the club was sick of his antics and stupidity.
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>>74677100
Yes, utter stupidity
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Had a look at Osnabrück on google maps with a view to doing a review, but damn...
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>>74677229
read >>74676992
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>>74677229
Didn't notice the double negative in the picture before posting it.
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>>74677229
don't say nothing means to say something though
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>>74677229
it's actually pretty nice, tobihannes

also, I used to take the train from there when I still lived in the Netherlands. so it has a special place in my heart
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>>74677160
Utter stupidty by Tuchel. Großkreutz is a legend. "Echte Liebe" personified. You can see how shit Shitmund does in matches where they'd need an emotional leader that GK is dearly missed.
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>>74677493
t. mrs großkreutz
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>>74677604
t. shareholder who is happy that shitmund never win titles any more
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wew
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>>74677604
you have to be 18 to post on 4chan
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>Sevnilla
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>>74677636
Even was an "emotional leader" they wouldn't be able to challenge bayern on the league title for at least 5 years. No one does.
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how many days until we win the champions league?
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>>74677803
You mean Lestah?
>>
no

WE
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>all these cheeky bauernfags forcing that shareholder meme itt
>>
dad
????
>>
I tell you what boys, now you brought me in I'm welling up...
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yeah i agree, it's not a meme

too real to be a meme
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>>74677919
I already said it earlier, their Dortmund obession is pretty much the only thrill they got left.
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What is the deal with Leipzig? they're drinking a lot of Red Bull to be in 2nd place, aren't they a new team also?
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>m-mooooom Correct The Share Price shills are posting mean things about my favourite KGaA again
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are you the real denmark?

post is too good to be you
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>>74678147
Thank you
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Lester would be my wish canidate for BVB
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I think that most of the anti-bayern posters here aren't even shareholders. me included.
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>Vardy
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>>74678180
Can I tempt you with four Klassikers in 16 days instead?
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>>74678233
huh?
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>>74678078
They got on a heavy doping program to make a big impression in their first Bundesliga season.
But players are starting to collapse so they had to cut back a little recently.
Also their meme tactics have been exposed
I wouldn't bet on them.
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>>74678260
If the BVB and Bayern draw each other in the next round, that is what will happen.
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>people still call the BVB vs Bayern game "Der Klassiker
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>nasri

retardo
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>the city of Nasri

Goat goading from Vardy
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based vardy
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>>74677493
>this is what people at Dortmuner pubs are actually spouting at their Stammtisch
>believing in an IQ89 as leader

Im actually pretty sure that his IQ is actually below 89
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>inb4 2-2 draw and seville advances
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worry not

i tipped 2:1
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>>74678300
that really would be something. Totally stupid but fun at the same time. So many memories. I would prefer a CL semifinal of BVB - Bayern though.
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>>74678578
ERA BENAL :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>74678578
Good tips
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>n'zonzi
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>>74678628
It sure would have a nice retro touch to it, a la "remember when bayern didn't steamroll every domestic opponent"?
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fug u denmark
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>>74677938
>>
Ugh I'd really like some extra time and pelanties, but nothing gets past the best keeper in the world currently
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LESTAH TILL I DIE,
I'M LESTAH TILL I DIE,
I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM,
I'M LESTAH TILL I DIE.
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i agree

Neuer does not concede all too often
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>>74678233
>Klassiker

Despite the fact the clash of Dortmund and Bayern is the biggest and most prominent fooball rivalry, the name Klassiker is made up by the international press.
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why is this thread still so active
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Should have scored
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>Despite the fact the clash of Dortmund and Bayern is the biggest and most prominent fooball rivalry
What did he mean by this?
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>vardy
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>>74679095
do you want us to leave?
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>this is considered """bait""" nowadays
sigh...
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>>74679093
Hmm? Seems official to me...

>Der Klassiker, also known as the German Clasico,[1][2][3][4] is the name given in football to any official match between Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund. Since the foundation of the Bundesliga, they are two of the most successful football teams in Germany.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Klassiker
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>>74679289
no i dont think so
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>In the year 2017 wikipedia articles decide if some silly marketing stunts become part of the german football culture
SAD!
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>>74679423
Official Bundesliga website...
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>>74679453
that's even sadder desu
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>>74679453
It has its own page there...
http://www.bundesliga.com/en/league/der-klassiker/
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>der """"""""klassiker"""""""""
>not even relevant
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>only three spanish teams in the last eight

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get fucked spancucks
>>
ALL TIME RECORD - Kasper Schmeichel is the FIRST GOALKEEPER to save a penalty on the 1st and 2nd leg of a ULC tie EVER
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>>74678113
kek
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>momentum
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ahh yes

thanks for the analysis
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>>74680401
cute
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good night

see you tomorrow
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>>74679716
G O A T
O
A
T
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>>74680620
good night
I'm going to sleep now too
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Yes, good night.
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>>74682426
Ya
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>>74675714
What is this from? I want to see more of Tuchel dancing and singing.
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>>74687350
Thank you for visiting us
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>>74675724
> Kagawa <3

https://twitter.com/dougcecchetto/status/841715578867986436
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gooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning
>>
good merning aswell
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yes yes good morning
>>
>Borussia Dortmund hat in Sachen Verlängerung bei einer weiteren Personalie Vollzug gemeldet: Mittelfeldspieler Gonzalo Castro verlängerte nach offiziellen Angaben vom Mittwochvormittag um ein Jahr bis zum 30. Juni 2020.
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fuck buyern desu
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yes, good morning!
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>Borussia Dortmund hat eine erste Wasserstandsmeldung in Bezug auf den an einer Stoffwechselerkrankung laborierenden Mario Götze abgegeben. Laut einer Mitteilung vom Mittwoch spricht der 24-jährige Offensiv-Akteur „positiv auf die erste Phase seiner Behandlung an“.
>Götze werde, sofern die Behandlung weiterhin positiv verläuft, voraussichtlich im Frühsommer wieder leistungsorientiert trainieren können. Aktuell befinde sich der Nationalspieler in der Reha, wo er ein „individuelles Trainingsprogramm“ absolviere.
It's official. No more football for fatze this season.

>
>>
Buyern: customers
RBL: consumers
BVB: shareholders
Hoffenheim: programmers
Hertha: ?
Eintracht Frankfurt: eagles
Köln: costumiers
Freiburg: ?
M'Gladbach: foals
Neverkusen: Pillenjungen
(>)Schalke: miners
Mainz: ?
Augsburg: puppeteers
Wolfsburg: engineers
Werder: Fischköpfe
HSV: ?
Ingolstadt: ?
Darmstadt: lilies
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>>74688903
Sorry, the meme arrow at the bottom shouldn't be there.
>>
>>74688906
you: autism
>>
HSV: HIV infected pedophiles
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>>74688906
I prefer the term GOATS for Köln.
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>>74688888
mad puppeteer detected

nice digts, btw

>>74688903
>Aktuell befinde sich der Nationalspieler in der Reha, wo er ein „individuelles Trainingsprogramm“ absolviere.

pic related
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>>74688913
I call it "dedication"

>>74688914
that's too long

>>74688918
this would cause confusion
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>>74688888
very impressive numbers

actually worth the (You)
>>
okay then

HSV: pedophiles
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>>74688941
pls elaborate
why "pedophiles"?
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>>74670824
why no brazil
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>>74688954
reading the translation, one might think that the BVB twitter guy had a stroke while writing it.
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>>74688954
shut up u filthy nazi scum
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>>74688888
Nice one tom.
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>>74688906
>implying leipzig isn't originally Dosenjungens

also: >Schalke
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>>74688954
apparently their twitter account got hacked.
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Fucking Turkey. Do they seriously think they have a shot of joining the EU?
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>Wie die Zeitung berichtet, verdient Wood aktuell rund 1,5 Mio. Euro beim HSV, was im Vereinsdurchschnitt eher einen Mittelfeldplatz darstellen würde.
Everyone always told me that Hanseatic people are good with money. I've been lied to all my life :'(
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>>74688954
>finally a real alpha male white people post from this cucktier club

its hacked

KEKS
U
C
K
S
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>>74689199
what are you trying to say?
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>>74689136
Thought so.

>SportBild | Bayern are in 'well advanced' talks with Julian Brandt (20), The player has a €12.5m clause that can be activated in 2018
This can't be true, right? That's nothing.
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>>74689310
He still is on his first pro contract, so his "low" buy out clause isn't a suprise.
>>
schnitzel with pommes

hmmmm lecker
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t. fatty
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hehe thought that will happen
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>>74689166
I think that's been dead for about a decade by now.
>>
>>74688974
>>74688974
>>74688974
>>74688974
>>
because brazil is a non factor
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just noticed the autosage
good job germany
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thx bebe ;)
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>>74689597
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Hello

I want to see Neverkusen lead 3:0 today up to the 80th Minute, then concede a goal, fall apart completely and draw the game at 3:3.
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JBL's contract extended until 2021.
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Wouldn't it be better for him to rest at home? Or maybe that goes more for someone a bit older and more mature.
Maybe this way, the club knwos there are people around to keep some control that he eats correctly and does what he's supposed to do.
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>>74689956
Maybe he lives alone? Is that at a public hospital or at the clubs medical facilities? I agree with you though, I would prefer to be at home.
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>>74688954
about time someone stood up to the orange menace
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>>74690103
Yes he probably lives alone.
There is no club branding anywhere so my guess is no, but it looks a bit nicer than your typical hospital. Probably a private clinic.
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>>74688954
>>74689136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0eKnT7e5YE
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>>74690116
it's probably just a room in a regular hospital for patiens who have a private insurance

>>74690140
what's the point of making a video like that? just write a text ffs
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>>74689463
>>74689925
>>74689956
>>74690116
>>74690103
nice
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>>74690211
Hmm, I don't think they have that here. Plenty of private clinics, but I don't think that kind of thing would go down well.
There is a clinic in one of the corners of Parken. My dad went there to have surgery on his knee and I know FCK use it as well. The doctor who did my dad's surgery was also the guy who saved Solbakken's life when he had his heart attack.
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>>74690241
Hello
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>>74690404
yes hi
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>>74690460
kek
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>>74690460
what do you think?
>>
Hello I am here now
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>>74690513
no pic?
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>>74690486
I don't think the mascot belongs there.
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>>74690532
because that's not me
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>>74690540
oh okay
>>
so (s)he is not here now?
>>
I want to lick Denmarks feet
>>
@FW_Dortmund-Einsatz beim @BVB - In der Geschäftsstelle wurde weißes Pulver entdeckt.

Die komplette @BVB-Geschäftsstelle wurde evakuiert - drei Mitarbeiter werden untersucht.
>>
>tuchlel forgot to store away los cocainas after using them
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Dortmund and Leverkusen both getting completely overshadowed due to much more interesting games on their CL evenings.
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>>74690776
I was going to make a joke about Großkreutz already moving his possesions back to Dortmund.
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Since the 12/13 season, Bayern have collected 103 points more in the Bundesliga than Dortmund.
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>>74690792
hehe
me too
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>>74690870
what is happening here
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>>74690908
See >>74690765
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I get it now. Good one.
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>>74690917
i don't know dannish

>>74690931
how good? what do you mean
>>
Hecking and Weinzierl have both stated that neither team has practised penalties ahead of their EL second leg.
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>>74690940
Well it's German, but you're right - more than a few of the words will be recognisable to Danish-speakers.

Sudpicious white powder has been found at Dortmund's administration.
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>>74690792
>>74690931
>>74690960
ehehe
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>>74690960
?
>>
I wish you could bump your previous posts like when you retweet yourself.
Move it to the front of the thread, make it a sage post or whatever it's called.
>>
#Nazialmanya #Nazihollana Bu size ufabir #OSMANLITKADI #'16NissanMicra uzere Nemi yas dim Turkce OGRE
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+++ ENTWARNUNG BEIM BVB +++ Das weiße Pulver, das zur Evakuierung der Geschäftsstelle führte, war wohl Puderzucker!
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>>74691137
made me chuckle
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>you've never had a girlfriend before? even after 2x years?!
HAHA
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>>74691156
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>>74691156
* the white powder the lead to the evacuation of the (dortmund) offices was apparently powdered sugar.
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>>74691193
oh, thanks

thanks god
>>
Denmark, make us a new thread!
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>>74691273
I have to go to the store and buy some things. Just about to leave.
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>>74691385


here new thrud




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