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tell me about Zlatan
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First lol
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>Pogba
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Blessing in disguise.
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>Pogba injured
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la?
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Was he any good?
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>fellaini
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WHERE YOU AT SLOVAK
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Pogdad?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
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Could this be the end of the 90m man?
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>>74712423
He is a big guy.
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YESSSSSSSSS POGBA IS INJURED
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>>74712423
2 balls on the post so far
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dubs and POCTOB qualify
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Is there any other signing that comes close to the waste of money that is Pogba?
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now united will be playing with 11 instead of 10
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>>74712415
link to first thread?
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>not just starting every game with fellaini

why does mouyes pretend

why must he live the lie
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>>74712415

At cup matches, united fans are the worst for not being able to coordinate the singing, so many casuals in the stadium, the regulars all have to watch the match from home or in different areas of the stadium.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>away goal
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>Owen Hargreaves
>Michael Owen
>Robbie Savage
>Darren Fletcher

4 fucking ex united players as pundits tonight. Could BT be anymore bias?
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Stream?
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Not this guy
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>faking an injury because you can't live up to your shekeltag

Tippity toppity
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>>74712420
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Inb4 an uptick in Utd's form
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>UEFA bows to OK POCTOB
>In contact with referees
>Possess psychic-like footy abilities
>Control Russia with an iron but fair fist
>Own stadiums & natural gas fields globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal russian blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Poctobgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of athletic performance-enhancing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be POCTOB players' babies. Barron Trump is one of the first POCTOB’s babies. POCTOB’s babies brains are literally an interface with the Cyber
>Manager said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of 22 angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented football progress with them
>They own Goal-line technology R&D labs around the world
>You likely have POCTOBalls inside you right now
>Recently bought all the available doping supplies in the world
>They learned fluent Russian in 3 yoctosecond
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the team. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only OK POCTOB
>The club is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, the club is an timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
>All the disruption in the space time continuum known as Mandela effect are due to their frequent training routine
>Cthulhu bows to the OK POCTOB
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imagine
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>nigs giving pogdab a standing ovation
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>fellaini
>2017
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>Slovakia
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>think yessss Pogba's injured
>Fellaini comes on

THIS MUST BE LIKE WHAT A SLOW DEATH FEELS LIKE
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Name a bigger premier league flop than pogba
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>>74712479
http://247hd.info/hd1.php
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>>74712476
Might be hard to get ex-Rostov players to do English punditry.
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>no Pogba, Herrera and Ibra for the next 2 league games
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>No Pogba

ManU will win now.
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IM NOT SHIT IM INJURED
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>>74712456
raheem sterling for 50 million pounds
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>Pogba Out
>Fellaini In

Well lads, it's not like they were going to win the Europa league anyway
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>>74712498
Shevchenko
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is martial injured or what
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>>74712498

The only thing that is soo high profile, and comes close to Pogba, has to be Torres at Chelsea.
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>>74712516
sterling is good though
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>>74712456

in the 30s hartlepool united signed a dead crow for three shillings owing to an administrative error
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>>74712476
3 fucking shit ex united players and savage who doesnt even count
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>>74712482
>shekeltag
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>>74712524
yep
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>>74712516
Wasn't Pogba much more expensive though?
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>that heel
well worth halting every attack for 50 minutes over
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>>74712493

KEK

That's our boy.
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>>74712498
falcao
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>>74712486
>Eesti post about Russia
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Smalling might as well not be playing.
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>>74712498
Soldado
>top scorer in Spain
>can't score england
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Why I got a feeling Fellaini would actually score a goal or at least make MU plays better?
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Timbo time this weekend
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dubs and Rostov wins by a cheeky 0-1 at 90'+
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>replacing black pogba with white pogba
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>Pogba out
>Fellaini in

Well that's all folks. Kiss any hope of vying for 4th place/winning Europa league goodbye now.
You chatted the shit. Now get banged.
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do NOT meme arrow ibra
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>>74712569
Assist
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how do me get american gf? beautiful like Carol from 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S.'
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>>74712544
yeh pogba was 80 mil and is realistically worth probably 50

sterling was 50 mil and is realistically worth 3 pounds 50 and a half finished mars bar
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>>74712498
Di Maria
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>>74712486
>POCTOB has 3 managers, each with IQ of 215
really makes ur grey cells activate
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>mkhitaryan was 1/4 the cost of the least valuable player on this United team
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>>74712584
>>>>>>>Le Bignose Gypsy Knockout Choker Man
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>>74712588
why do you want your gf to end up in jail?
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Ibrahimovic is 35 years old, has played as a striker in almost every top level European league...

...still doesn't know how to make runs to the near post.
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>>74712486
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>>74712565
>not Schweinsteiger
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>>74712611
whaaat

btw is it true lithianina girls are 10/10? i've heard indians and americans go for sex tourism often
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At least Mkhi can play where he wants to now without a Basketball American in his way
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>>74712415

>be mourinho
>copy conte's tactics
>have wingbacks spam crosses instead of making smart short passes
>have central centreback contribute do fuck all in a creative sense

Is there a shittier manager?
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What club is Griezmann going to join next season?
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>>74712571
Fellaini will score the winner
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you always see sir alex at all the games. do you think he regrets retiring
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Let us score, or else
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FUCK
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>>74712635
Carol was gay m8
meh, but I guess I'm used to them
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>>74712641

I know this feeling.
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ANOTHER European masterclass by Mourinho

we are ALL witness
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>>74712627
He's also been one of top scoring strikers in every league he's played so he probably knows what he's doing.
Only manlets run near post
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>>74712646
Shanghai Shenhua
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>>74712498
Veron
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>>74712654

We love you Ruski's trust me. We hate SJW's and Liberal media just as much as you guys!!!!!!!
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>>74712653
he retired at the best possible moment, winning his favourite trophy. any further and he would have tarnished his legacy.
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>>74712588
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who here /poctob/?
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>>74712659
>Carol was gay m8
wow u remember
not gay in my fantasy
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>>74712449
For you
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>>74712555
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>>74712688
Here, la.
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>>74712666
what this guy says
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>>74712476

>>Darren Fletcher
>ex united player

http://sport.bt.com/watch-now/our-team/darren-fletcher-S11374087709465

"Fletcher has been working in football broadcasting since he was 18 and joined BBC Radio 5 Live’s main commentary team in 2004."

Not the same guy.
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>>74712653


Every fucking day of his life mate. Low-key hope he comes back but meh, a man can dream
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>>74712606
most expensive player ever with only one year left on the contract
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Why dont more players try to score thru ricochet? Hit the ball at the enemy player near the gates, in hopes that it will deflect into the net...
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dont worry lads, it's international break soon, pogba is likely only to miss the match on sunday
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>>74712682
i'm bodypositive gay m8
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>>74712712
>Shots on target
>2-2
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>shot on target
>stream freeze

why and how does the jew streamers do it
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>>74712691
m8 please I could probably recite every episode verbatim
>my fantasy
how' the autism?
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>>74712728
if it fails its gonna start a fast-break ?
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This is horrible. The only stream that's working is FS1. Fucking terrible commentating.
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>linguard

No please no.
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>all these losers letting zlatan down
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>>74712728
too much to lose and not as effective as hockey
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>(You)nited
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>>74712768
hey that's Valensyia
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how many crosses has united made? is all they do
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rashford is very overrated
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post yfw these digits give rostov the goal that wins this tie
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>>74712786
acestream://46f43b81f1fc9ecc7b3103147bfe80400d207e5d
that one works for me, bt sport
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http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1489697871178.jpg
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We'll score in 10 minutes
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>>74712814
Not those
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>>74712822
Witnessed.
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>>74712810

valencia is man u player
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>Rostov

More like Roost-golf.
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>>74712822
I hope those digits confirm it.
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Is Marcus Rashford better than Christian Pulisic?
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If daebs then the 2017 UEFA Super Cup will be contested between Leicester and Rostov. You get the rest.
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>poogba subbed off
>united start looking good
I've solved manure
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>>74712822
good job lad
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pogba only out of the pitch for 10 minutes, United already struggling, conceding chances and resorting to crosses.
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dubs and rostov win it for fergie
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What the fuck is up with the commentry on fox sports
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>>74712776
>how' the autism?
bad
every time i fall into bed, in the middle of the day or before falling asleep, i wonder there is she, i love her and she lovs me, and i kiss her hands and gently stroke her hand from the inside
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>jones coming on

urrrrghhhhhhh
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>>74712500
Thanks.
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>>74712822
Which part of Rostov are you from?
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>>74712822
They actually look like they will hit Utd on the counter, unironically.
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>Daley close ups
>those dreamy eyes
>you'll never be Daley's gf
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>>74712822
The ancient meme god has awakened.
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>>74712822
>>74712844
Checked.
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I think my brain got concussed by the shakiness of that zoomed in shot
>>74712868
>gently stroke her hand from the inside
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>>74712844
oh shit PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
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>complain about the pitch at rostov
>get two injuries at old trafford

really makes me think
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>>74712862
He's a fucking mess, the state of him

>do you like away goals?
>me too, that settles it
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>>74712844
There is a black helicopter circling over my house, please can you tell him to go away
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Smalling needs to go in the summer.
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>blind going blind

Tippity toppity hehehe
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>>74712768
They know you watched delayed stream.
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GIVE ROSTOV YOUR POWER

\o/
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>>74712819
Cow chimeras live among us
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>>74712891
>stroke her hand
i mean pet her hand
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>>74712844

Leicester v Rostov?

Last 2 digits is the score
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>>74712822
>>74712844
DELET THIS
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>>74712929
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
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>Rocko
>Rocko
>Rocko
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>Jones on the left wing

Fucking hell >we deserve to lose.
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This is all very semen slurpin'

Wouldn't be surprised if Mou considers this a good result since they go through.
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>>74712929
delete these hogs
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>yfw Blind actually does have a degenerative sight condition
Pretty sad really, he's a great footballer. Hopefully United will shell out for some new treatment or something.
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>>74712929

2>5>4>1>3>5
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>>74712947
I'm concerned about the "from the inside" bit
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We are so shit. Even if we go through we're not winning this competition.
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>>74712968
delete your 4 chan account
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this is sickening
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>>74712822
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>>74712965
of course it's a good result. they go through. is it your first european competition?
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United have more crosses than a CHURCH

get it?
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The customers are becoming restless.
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>>74712832
do you think she and Lera got pimped?
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Jesus christ Jose put Jones in at CB.
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Let me get this straight.

If United don't score, Rostov go through?
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I've never been bored watching United play before.
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Rashford is one year younger than me ;_;
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is a mou goes full park the bus after the 70 min
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back the fuck off

you will NOT be warned again
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>>74713017
No. If it stays 0-0 United goes through.
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>>74713017
t. women
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>>74713017
No, United goes through.
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>>74713017
no, we scored an away goal
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>>74713017
No, united has the away goal right now.
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>>74713020
Were u in a coma?
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Fucking hell Man U are dire should have put this game to bed now they are getting dominated by a tractor team
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Wow the team is actually missing Pogba. They're so used to just giving him the ball.
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>>74713017
Winner of this game goes through
0-0 = United go through
1-1 = ET + pens
2-2 or a draw higher than this = Rostov through
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>shitting on Pogba for weeks
>pogba gets injured
>can't justify lack of creativity in United now
>commentators
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>>74712990
>They end up getting through this tie
>They win the cup
>They get fucked out of the Champions League by Leicester winning it
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>>74712984
Why? The inside of the hand is very sensitive place
Я имeл в видy нeжнo cвoими пaльчикaми глaдить eё лaдoнь изнyтpи, лeжa нa кpoвaти вмecтe.
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Rashford for mkhitaryan, rashford to assist ibra
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>>74713020
Then you clearly are a newfag "soccer" fan who didn't watch the entire 15/16 Lang Ball Boreball season.
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man united used to be the biggest team in england kids
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>no, not you, the other nigger. just kidding you fucking coon, come back here
- jose mourinho.
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>>74713046

I lost to a bunch of Norweigen plumbers laster year
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Putting aside all the memes about Pogba, look how bad United's midfield is since he went off. Completely dominant in the first half, now unable to hold possession or make any 'chances' at all.
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>>74713067
>Я имeл в видy нeжнo cвoими пaльчикaми глaдить eё лaдoнь изнyтpи, лeжa нa кpoвaти вмecтe.
?
I don't speak vodka?
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Too many casuals in the crowd, no atmosphere.
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RIP Rostov
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>>74713073
We are still the biggest team in England.
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MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA MATA
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WHAT'S THE MATA ROSTOV
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ROSTOV BTFO
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MATA
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well
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The dream is over.
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>>74713042
>>74713039
>>74713033
>>74713034
>>74713035
Cheap (You)s
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>>74713067
sounded like you want to stick your hand inside hers, touching the bone and such
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>>74713086
its not for u, it for lithuanian
in case he speaks russian
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>>74712822
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MATA GOD
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>>74713044
>>74713069
Didn't mean to bait ABUs.

Shhh
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WHATS THE MATA
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/sp/ BTFO again
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>>74712997
>0-0 at home in the Europa league

Certainly not a good result, decent maybe but since the idea is to get into the CL performances like these are a reminder they're no where near the CL
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plenty of time left to score
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GENIUS ASSIST
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ABIUT FICKING TKME
>MATA
GREAT GUY
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(YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata (YOU) Mata
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lads shall i put 100 quid on rostov to not score?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Any one have screencap of that kid?
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>>74712688

here. nice digits btw
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FUCKING CUNTS

COME ATTACK US SOME MORE

ASSHOLES
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doss cunts
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Don't wanna get too excited yet. If Rostov scores it'll go to extra time.
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That was a sexy goal.
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Lyon next round please
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LANKLETS BTFO
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The lack of creativity in the middle without Pogba is fucking terrifying. I know he fucks up more than he does well, but at least he's willing to play the ball forward.
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>>74713064
what?
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THE BAD GUYS WIN
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That cheeky assist
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KEK
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Taking THIS long to score against Rostov

Christ, this is the mighty United that deserves to be in the Champions League on "Historical Merit"?
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>>74712822
Scored almost 10 minutes later
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Ich fing an sie zu streicheln wo ich vorhin aufhören mußte. Ganz langsam berührte ich ihr Brust unter Wasser. Die Warzen waren hart und ich umkreiste sie mit dem Finger. Gabi gefiel das und auch ihre Hand wanderte über meinen Körper. Ich legte die Hand auf ihren Oberschenkel und strich zur Innenseite, wobei sie die Beine weit spreitzte und ich über ihren kleinen flauschigen strich fuhr. Sie stöhnte leise als ich über ihre Schamlippen fuhr und sie leicht mit dem Finger öffnete. Auch sie hatte ihre Hand wandern lassen und meine Eier massiert und den Schwanz wachsen lassen. Ich streichelte ihren kitzler und sie presste ihre heiße Grotte fest gegen meine Finger. Plötzlich hielt sie meine Hand fest und und zuckte am ganzen Körper. Sie atmete hastig und konnte ihren Orgasmus nur schwer verbergen. Nach ein paar Augenblicken nahm sie wieder meinen Schwanz und wichste ihn im sprudelnten Wasser. Sie umkreiste die Eichel und strich immer wieder bis zur Wurzel. Ich fragte sie ob wir in die BioSauna gehen wollen und sie sagte sehr gern. Sie ging als erste aus dem Pool und ich konnte wieder ihren sexy Körper bewundern. Als meine Erektion etwas nachließ ging ich hinterher. Wir legten uns nebeneinander und ich Speichelte über ihre Warzen die schon wieder ganz steif waren. Sie schnurrte dabei und öffnete ihre Beine ein wenig , so könnte ich wieder leicht ihre heiße Pussy streicheln, die schon ganz nass war. Diese Frau schien schon lange keinen Sex mehr gehabt zu haben, denn unter den Streicheleinheiten explodierte sie schon wieder. Sie setzte sich danach auf die untere Bank und fing an meinen harten Schwanz zu massieren und schaute immer wieder zur GlasTür. Als sie merkte das uns nicht gleich jemand stören kann legte sie die Lippen um die Eichel und verwöhnte meinen heißen Schwanz. Es war so geil ihre heißen Lippen zu spüren.
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Let me get this straight. If it remains 1-0, Rostov go through? Because of the away goal, right?
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>Mourinho giving a banana to Young

Racist cunt
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>Manchester United playing counterattacking football against some team from siberia
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Tie's over, no way Rostov can get 3 goals in normal time
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MIND GAMES
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>>74713119
no
just to gently touch iniside of her hand with my fingers
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was that a fucking banana
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>>74713144
would be terrible odds
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>>74713064
WRONG. They changed this rule. England would have 6 teams in CL in that case.
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>>74713185
racist
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>>74713131
>0-0

they're not in CL, they don't need to perform like they were. the objective is to win. to do that you have to reach the final.
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>a banana
>an inhaler

What the fuck is going on?
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>>74713194
It goes to extra time right now. But if Rostov score 2 then Manure go through
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What is Rojo eating
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>>74713155
Lol wot. Is this legit? Not watching
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>>74713185
What is that?
Also what was he talking to supporter behind him?
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>Rojo eating a banana
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THIS IS BANANAS
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>>74713185
Is that natty?
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what the fuck is going on
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BANANINHA TO UNITED CONFIRMED
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>Rojo actually eating a fucking banana

lmao
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not as good as rio ferdinand's jaffa cakes
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>Eating while playing

Jesus. United is treating this like a high school game.
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This game is some twilight zone shit.
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You'd think it would be the Russkies giving bananas to black players.
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>banana

R D D I T

M L T D O W N
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>eating a banana during the game

simpley epic
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>>74713214

No, a country cannot enter more than 5 teams into the Champions League
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>>74713194
No. Uefa remove both them and rig a spanish team in.
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TACTICAL BANANA
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argentina really is black
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Are you even allowed to eat on the field?
Like what if one player is so hungry, he's holding one hotdog while dribbling?
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>>74713185
>Man Utd launch their new dildo partnership
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>>74713265
I really really like this image
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>>74713265
NO
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This banana thing is getting old
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>>74713009

she seems ok and lera already have a daughter iirc
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>>74713265
Saved
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>>74713248
>hating on cute human behavior and actions
Typical heatless American
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>>74713265
my feeling towards this picture are very positive
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>bananas
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>>74713265
please delet
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>>74713279
I like it too
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>>74713270
This. Are you allowed to run around with a bowl of crab legs?
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>tfw I got home in time to see the replay of the goal
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>>74713262
INCOMING
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>>74713291
No! I enjoyed it very much. Made me smile. It just set in that they are in total comfy cruise mode.
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>>74713270
you can eat cooked stuff only, not fruit.
United is gonna get fined.
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>openly using performance enhancing potassium

Fucking state of the modern game. No shame.
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>>74713265

LOL XD MEME IMAGE REMEMBER THE MEME REPLIES HAT IM MEMEING BACK TO YOU FROM THE PAST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MIND IF I SAVE IT HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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>>74713291
*heartless
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THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
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They are going bananas at Old Trafford.

Literally.

Defender Marcos Rojo is a little peckish and is handed a banana by Ashley Young to eat on the pitch.

Banana dealer, that is what Young's career has been turned to.
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>>74713305
Is America white?
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>>74713293
Said the creator
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>>74713194
No UEFALONA win the champions league because of their cheating and diving tactics
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>>74713326
I really like this post. Mind if I save it?
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So let me get this straight? Rojo can eat a fucking Banana mid game ON THE PITCH and nobody gives a shit. But when a fifth division substitute goalkeeper eats a pie on the sidelines he gets fired?

NICE LOGIC, ENGLEL
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>>74713221
What? Man Utd are through now with 2-1. Rostov have to score two to win.
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>>74713326
good post
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bet some players still have a half time fag
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>>74713341
no its over. huezil 2.0
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why are the BBC so ABU
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Holy fuck, that was close.
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Is that a loud PA system? What in the actual fuck
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>Ok poctob
>not OK
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>>74713299
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>>74713305
What if the goalkeeper is so bored because none attacking, so he request a plate of steak for a snack in the middle of match?
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>>74713356
berbatov did this
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>>74713348
>he didn't put a tenner on rojo's anytime banana special
unlucky
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>>74713370

Arse fans
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well played romero lad
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Romero is actually really underrated
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>>74713354
No Muslim, if they score it's a tie, since they both would have an away goal
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what will it take for Romero to fuck off from argentina?
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>>74713364
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>>74712704
>four stripes
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>>74713370
Too busy supporting Salford City.
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>>74713370
It's run by nonces
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Can anyone who speaks /rus/ hear what that woman is saying over the PA? It's only in /rus/
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>>74713384
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>>74713386
what if the goalkeeper has some roast beef?
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>>74713348
was he paid off by Sky to eat it or something?
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>>74713333

B
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>>74713405
>where's my fucking banana
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>>74713384
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>>74713379
and it's a russian PA voice too kek
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>>74713412
>>
micky ded
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>>74713396
>>74713395
>that period when he was first choice ahead of De Gea and Valdes
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>>74713356
Gallas used to. Pires as well I believe.
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>>74713416
Yeah there was a bet that he would eat a pie and he did that's why he got fired for bet fixing
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>>74713270

Brede Hangeland considers former team-mate Emmanuel Adebayor to be an “incredible natural talent, but very lazy”.

Speaking on Norwegian radio show Heia fotball, Hangeland recalled: “I only played with him for six months but here's a quick story. I was playing for Fulham and he played for Spurs.

“We were attacking and I was marking Adebayor in the midfield. He suddenly he said, 'Ahhh, I'm hungry.' I replied, 'What?'

“I can't wait for the game to finish, I'm so hungry,' he said. Do you know a good restaurant in London, Hangeland?”
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>>74713413
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>>74713401
Yea two away goals obviously implies that one only makes it a tie.
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>>74713344

Or Halal Uefadrid win it because of the easy draws like usual.
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GIVE YOUR POWER TO ROSTOV
NOW
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we live in a world of untold possibilities
there is literally no reason to be watching this game with your life
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>all these injuries

BASED ROSTOV
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what is he thinking lads?
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>>74713413
The point is whether referee allowed players to eat a full course meal on the field?
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>>74713410
*bing bong* Lancaster Gate stop is closed due to construction, please use Marble Arch or Queensway. Thank you *Bing Bong*
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Lads should I go outside right now for a running? Trying to get in to a Sunday league and from there escalating my way up
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>>74713431
Got 3 clean sheets too I think, then lost 2-1 to Swansea.

He's a decent keeper but he's capable of some complete brainfart moments.
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>>74713413
Post it.
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>>74713405

wonder how much whisky he gets through these days
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>>74713452
>Why is Pep so shit
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>>74713427
who's this semon demon?
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>>74713441
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>>74713427

jesus christ
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>>74713445
they need more bananas
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>>74713431
That was because Van Lel didn't want to play De Gea due to the transfer saga
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>>74713452
>and i had to buy my own fecking bananas
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>>74713449
Good thing then I'm not watching it and just shitposting on /sp/ while at work
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>>74713410
away fans have to stay behind after the game because they cannot be trusted to mingle with the first worlders outside peacefully
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Fellaini, trick!
/sp/ BTFO
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>>74713449
i turned ranma off for this
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>>74713452
>where the fuck is that triple glenmorangie i ordered
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rostov equalize then it goes to et or straight penalties?
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>>74713452
>thank god my name isn't Rudolph
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>>74713459
>*bing bong*
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>>74713496
ET
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>>74713466
he's basically le "typical argentine keeper" man
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>>74713452
>I was right to sell Pogba
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>>74713452
>do they do free whiskey as well as bananas
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>>74713466
checked, he just needs regular first team match time and he'll flourish tbqh
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Is Fellaini unironically better than Paul Pogba?
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>>74713461
Yes - go out and do it, friend. Now or never. I believe in you and your ability!
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>>74712744
balls on post dont count. stats are deceiving
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>>74713496
Her tits are top tier.
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Is Fellaini better than Pogba?
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>>74713513
I wouldn't be completely against having him be first choice once De Gea inevitably leaves for Madrid. United don't seem to rely so heavily on top goalkeeping these days.
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>>74713496
SLAG
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>>74713475
random fnatic slag
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>>74713289
a daughter???
really? proof?
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Jones the mong runs out of pitch.
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>>74713496
Who is she?
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>>74713546
he has better hair
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FELLAINI TEKKERS
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>mfw feel johns
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>>74713551
He's the only reason they weren't battered on Monday.
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>>74713563
No idea why that made me lol
>>
Utd are so drab.
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>>74713569
Amanda Seyfried. American actress. Was in Mean Girls and Dear John
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>>74713562

this is what true mancs look like
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Let us score
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>Fellaini has unironically been better than Pogba
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>>74713579
That's true but it was away against the best team in the country in fairness. This season as a whole De Gea has barely had to do anything, no way near the amount of activity he got under LVG.
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rate my team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNZ02h9U7I
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>>74713601
>anime
That's NOT Ok, Poctob
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>>74713601
Have THIS!
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>>74713611
>against literally whostov fc
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>>74713615
>cs go
Nerd
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>Mou is turning Fellaini into a skillful, tricky player
the 6'5 Messi?
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>>74713601
Own Goal here would be hilarious way for RST to "Score"
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>>74713601
>anime

get off this board right now.
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Why is le dab man getting btfo'd by fellaini?
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give me one reason why united didn't win this 10-0
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>>74713615
barely top 3 in sweden
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>>74713654
>complaining about anime images on 4chan
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>>74713659
we aren't that good
>>
Is there a better player in world football than Fellaini? Serious question.
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>>74713625
russians are 3/4 mongolian, so they're allowed to use anime without being weebs
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>>74713659
ran outta bananas
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>>74713633
Heh....TOO SLOW
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>>74713588
post the rest of them pleasee
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>>74713659
shite pitch
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>>74713668
>implying its not a pepe and wojak website

and there are boards for their manchild bullshit.
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>>74713601
what part of rostov are you from mate
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REFBALL
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>>74713659
they couldn't be arsed to score that many
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>Rostov players going home to grow potatoes on their pitch
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>Fellaini
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Bailly is fucking crazy sometimes.
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nice anti-rostov bias, ref
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>4 minutes
I believe.
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I just got this, now what?
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keep the cunts out yanited ffs
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well now this baltic-SS ref is just sinking poctob
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poctob pls
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TWO MORE CORNERS PLS YOU MUNICH BASTARDS
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>>74713551
>implying this won't happen again
https://twitter.com/PeoplesPerson_/status/638607272050954240
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>>74713722
Play BotW
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>Zlatan tries to stand a player up and beat him
>fails literally every time
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>>74713722
recycle the box
save the world
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ibra pls stop being greedy
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>>74713722
do a 360 and walk back for a refund
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>>74713722
Sell it
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>yfw manure wins it all
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>>74713717
>le " .jpg" screenshot guy on /sp/
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>>74713722
>(3.5 MB)
learn to compress your images and then go back to /v/eddit
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>>74713659
Just resting la
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>+4
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>>74713659
Rostov learned how to dive non stop and literally have everyne behind the ball after getting BTFO by bayern
Look at their group stage results
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>>74713561

its possible cause she was modeling like 10 years ago fåm. i dont have the pic with me now
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1-1 please
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Anyone else been impressed by the Rostov goalie?
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Fellaini has unironically been brilliant since coming on.
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>rashford still waiting
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>>74713728
>Lithuania
>SS
nice one volodia
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>>74713766
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>>74713659
The other team wants this more
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ROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOVROSTOV UNITED BTFO
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>>74713408


Eyyy Salford lad here!!!
>>
PUT NOW
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>>74713796
medvedev to liverpool? klopp loves young boys...
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Goal here without a shadow of a doubt
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I fucking called it being 1-0 by the end. I fucking called it.

Not exactly a hard call, but ffs.
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zlatan is the most overrated player in europe

kane is unironically better than this washed up sack of piss

>muh 50 year old blooter shooter

hes lost it
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Romero is pretty good desu.
>>
TOP SHOT
>>
BASED ROMERO
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>>74713764
Not with this shit play.
>>
TOP SAVE
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIVE THIS MAN A WORLD CUP
>>
FUCK SAKE THAT WAS CLOSE
>>
OH MY DAYZ
>>
FUG
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2 hands to that bitch
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>End the game in a corner kick

Refball
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Jesus tapdancing christ. Romero has saved our arses today. Against fucking Rostov at home.
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Based Romero hope he replaces that cunt De Gay
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>>74713871
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>>74713786
>pic
That girl is my tinder date. Really.
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unironically enjoyed the game
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It's ok, Poctob
It's ok...
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Fucking cheap sleazy spic
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reminder: the customer is always right
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When is the draw for the next round?

Nice captcha
>>
Mmmm
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Is Rashford still waiting?
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>>74713899

Ended the first half on one too really fucked me off
>>
PUCCTOB
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You did well Rostov. Good luck for the rest of your season.
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>>74713929
Tomorrow I think
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This is worse than Van Gaal and Moyes
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>>74713938
Yeah? He's taking the bus home
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>>74713938

And a new meme is born.
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>>74713940

That attempt tho lads. Would not mess.
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Fellaini is unironically amazing
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>>74713929
The best captcha you can get is Calle Calle.
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reminder Romero was a free transfer
reminder Messi was a free transfer
reminder if you pay for shit (Aguero, Ibra) they turn to shit

never pay
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To the guy who said Jones was better than Rojo: Do you still think that? He was so shit.
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>>74713970
vs poktob
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Lyon through

>>74713958
Leave, you falseflagging prick
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>>74713928

One Europa League please
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>>74713976
>never pay
Commiscum detected.
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>>74713976
ibra was free too
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>tfw no Carol
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>>74713973
True
Posting the other captchas I have saved just because I'm not sure what they are
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Teams we could face:
Besiktas
Celta Vigo
Genk
Ajax
Anderlecht
Monchengladbach
Lyon
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>>74713958
>winning
>worse than van Gaal and Moyes
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>>74713990
Worst performance I've seen all season although Stoke was pretty shit too.
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>>74713901

remember to keep sucking mouyes dick.

he was a decent manager 5 or 6 years ago, now he's worthless. sack him asap

meanwhile, buy decent players, not memes
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Is it time to admit that 3 at the back doesn't work for us?

1-1
0-1
1-0

And it's boring as shit to watch.
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>>74713958

Unironically it is 50x better than moyes
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>>74714014
This is the third time I've seen you post this

FUCKING
DELETE
THAT
NOW
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>>74714033

>>74714037
Anyone but Besiktas or Monchengladbach please
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>>74713871
Friendly reminder Tottenham was knocked out in the round of 32 and manure is into the quarter finals.
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Chester survived, lads. Just because poctob had two major players out.
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>>74713659
Rostov got pretty good defensive organization and it'd be stupid to try too hard given that United was winning from the start and still got tons of games left.

>>74713871
Say that after Kane wins something. So far he's scoring for a irrelevant English club that couldn't progress against Gent or Genk.
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>>74714037

Munchy are out m8

It's >Schalke
>>
this girl will be very sad today
thanks, MU!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRpWWtJhY1w/?taken-by=lopyrevavika
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>>74714043
>Worst performance I've seen all season

Must have missed a lot of games lad
>>
christ you need your keeper to be man of the match against fucking Rostov.
the absolute state of your team..
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>>74714046

3 at the back doesn't work because we don't have a LWB
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>>74714050
Worse
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>>74714066
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>>74714037
>Ajax
Poctob kicked their gay ass 4:0.
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>>74714066
Lyon is a worry too desu, they seem to be scoring for fun

>>74714083
Oh shit you're right.
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>>74714086
post more semen demons
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>>74713871

Kane looked like a championship player against Gent
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>>74714088
I've watched em all
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>>74713989
did you even watch the game? for 20 minutes he played like Zidane
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>>74714033
>>74714066
>>74714100
Fucking checked lad
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>>74714086
Aren't you going to comfort her and eventually slip into her Poctob?
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>>74714113

>Lyon is a worry

lel they're fucking dreadful would seriously be the brest draw alongside ajax
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>>74714116
no
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>>74714164
I wish I had your confidence.
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>>74714066

>Schalke
went through
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>>74714086
would inhale feet
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>tfw no bimbo gf
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>this englishman trying to have banter about the banana straight to a blackman's face

why are english men so cringeworthy? It's not just this reporter, Englishmen has a reputation for being bumbling idiots.
>>
If Leicester win the CL and United win the Europa do England actually get 6 teams in the CL next year?
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>>74714210
i have one with black hair though you fat russian kid
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>>74714037
All of those are pretty good, except maybe Genk.
>>
I made express for ajax and schalke at 1/4.
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Bad draw:
Besiktas
Celta Vigo (I hate spanish teams in europe)

Meh Draw:
Schalke
Lyon

Ez draw:
Ajax
Genk
Anderlecht
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>>74714222
>If Leicester win the CL
Dropped reading here.
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>>74714222
Nah, just 5. 4th place gets knocked out in that case. Unless if United miraculously make top 4 of course.
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>the next round is before and after the chelsea game

fucking hell not again
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>>74714277

Still possible cmon look at the table desu
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>>74714310

Should be alright if
>*ruins the match*
isn't doing his thing
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>>74714233
whaat
post proof fag
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I like the qt POCTOB fan :3
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>>74714375

she looks class
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>>74714442
дaй мнe минyтy
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>>74714471
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>>74714277
>Miraculously
>Implying number 4 is 10 points clear
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>>74714528
Well >we still have Arsenal, Spurs and City away. Along with Chelsea at home too. Our form has recently gone to shit, the international break came at a great time.

Europa is still the best chance at CL footy.
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>>74714527
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>>74714638
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>>74714562
Point taken
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>>74714680
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>>74713522
Thnx for the sae sarcasmatic encouragement
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>>74712498
Pep
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Lads should I join a Sunday league? My best abilities are cardio and explosiveness
>>
>>74715137
11x11? experience? create thread on kraut fit




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