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Bundesliga
20:30 Borussia Dortmund - FC Ingolstadt 04 -:-
2. Bundesliga
18:30 Arminia Bielefeld - 1. FC Kaiserslautern -:-
18:30 Eintracht Braunschweig - 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 -:-
18:30 TSV 1860 München - Würzburger Kickers -:-
3. Liga
19:00 Werder Bremen II - Preußen Münster -:-
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>>74727889
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>>74727820
Finally a good OP!
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hello i am here now

shit op btw
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>>74728078
get that plant a new pot jesus fucking christ
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>>74728225
What's the best season for Umtopfen?
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>>74728267
How would I know? Probably mid to late spring?
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>>74728078
well done

mine is dying becaue i used bad soil with evil animals in them. hoping for a revival once the sun comes out and weather gets gud

>>74728267
summer of course
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>dumbers
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who /missingpog/ here
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exciting game today
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pog? more like dog
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>>74728374
hello
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pog? more like fog
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fog? more like frog
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>>74728408
evening
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ugh, you ruined it
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time to watch some bayern real highlights
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agree its a total diseaster
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time to watch some bayern fake highlights
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i think we will see a desperate Ingolstadt fighting harder than ever today.
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Arminia Bielefeld - 1. FC Kaiserslautern 0-1
Eintracht Braunschweig - 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 4-1
TSV 1860 München - Würzburger Kickers 1-2
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ingolstadt? more like owngoalstadt
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>>74728603
#tradition
#fuckkommerz
#echteliebe
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>Dortmund playing Friday
>the FC Bayern playing Sunday
Tomorrow will be a real yawn-o-rama in /bundes/
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>>74728623
ireland - england at 18:00 cet
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>>74728623
>Dortmund
nobody fucking cares
da bulls are playing da fishheads tomorrow
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>>74728643
I'll be out eating with my family by then

>>74728644
Yes that game will be okay but it will not create leben in the /bundes/
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>>74728623
>Werder - Leipzig
>Frankfurt - HSV
>Köln - Hertha

markmark pls
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>Robben is the only BuLi player in the Dutch squad
wow...
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just realized that lahm and alonso announced their fuckoffs with robben and ribéry being safe for next season so bayern are basicaly confirmed champions league winners 2017.

its a deadly combination of mature players who know their future and other imba players
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>>74728698
He will get injured.
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>>74728698
Hmm only four in the Danish squad. Would have guessed maybe one or two more but it makes perfect sense.
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>>74728708

>imba
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>>74728644
>not sure if Ronny or Alois

Anyway, everybody knows that Dortmund supporters are the core of /bundes/, you ain't fooling noone, shill.
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>>74728603
how often do you think they do a painting job on those walls? every year during summer break?
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>>74728708

>imba
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>>74728623
makes room for some films in the cue

>>74728643
what? no thanks

>>74728675
nice
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>>74728732
whatever, Johannes
pay denbts
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>>74728733
Ya
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>tfw currently watching the Miyazaki Collection
>tfw all of those movies are fucking great
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>>74728718
did you see Dolberg yesteday?

very very good, proper talent that youngster huh
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>>74728732
it's not 2012 anymore

the core of /bundes/ are anime autists and foreigners using this thread as a chatroom
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>>74728774
yeah

>>74728782
you should watch one piece instead
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how would pogba be at bayern? he and sanches would make a top tier midfield imho
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>>74728787
you should shut your goddamn mouth
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>>74728789
shit
no
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>>74728784
Yeah I switched a bit back and forth between that, United and the darts.
He's different from the low wuality Eredivisie statpadders. I'm old enough to remember br Ronaldo at his peak and there's something about Dolberg that reminds me of him, obviously nowhere near the same level yet.
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carlo ancelotti is losing his hair game
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>>74728803

k thx
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>>74728830
Yes, the calmness and control he has is really impressive. Maybe he will replace Lewandowski in the future.
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>>74727889
Saved. Both cake and plate look good.
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>>74728782
>>74728787

Pico no boku
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>>74728909
y-you too
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Six days race from Spain late tonight. Maybe a bit too far into the road season for any good names to be there.
I might look up the starting list later to see if I want to watch.
Would have liked a NASCAR race tonight. Wish they were on from like 21/22 until midnight or 0100.
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>>74728909
you look good too
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is aldi tuna pizza the GOAT or what? cheap and excellent taste i'll tell you what.
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>>74727889
whats in the background? is that a whey protein jar, a piece of chocolate and a piece of white chocolate?
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>>74728961
A what jar?
And yes, and yes. For the splinters.
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>>74729011
a whey protein jar
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>>74729046
It's a trash can.
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>>74729063
alright
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I love the outside-the-stadium atmosphere, especially in late summer when it's warm and the sun is low but not too low in the sky.
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>>74729091

what is this guy on the left up to?
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>>74729091
yes

just got reminded of the time i went to the olympiastadion in munich and chillaxed on the grass with beer and two male friends

>>74729122
probably waiting for someone
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The area outside Brondby stadium is actually okay, but it's just too far from everything.
Parken is very good. Plenty of life, bars, and the big Fælledparken.
Sometimes makes me wish I was a FCK fan haha!
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Århus stadion looks pretty nice. I'd like to visit one day. It lies in the middle of Marselisborg forest/park, not too far from the coty. I imagine walking there from the city center is nice on game day.
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Dallas.Buyers.Club.2013.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4
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>>74729142

i dont think i could go to the westfalenstadion. its too xbox hueg and would scare me tßh
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>>74729289
Because it's big or the amount of people?

Parken can be a bit scary if you suffer from vertigo since it's very steep.
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>>74729289
autist
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>>74729350
Rudeness is not aloud
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@BVB Who's gonna make it on the pitch tonight? Also, who's gonna make it on Twitter? Find out at bvbtweetleague.com! #bvbfci
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1860 didn't exactly get Gytkjær for free, yet he seems to start on the bench an awful lot.
Maybe don't fork out that much for someone who literally had one or one and a half good seasons in (no offense meant) Tippeligaen.

>>74729272
It's okay! Quit it on my first try after ~20 minutes but watched it later with some people and yeah it was fine.
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>>74729495
well im 15 minutes in and they caught my attention with this 30 day countdown. i want to see how it ends
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>Quit it on my first try after ~20 minutes
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>>74729341

the structure itself is the problem. i don't know why, but huge buildings are scary lol.

>>74729350

no u!

>>74729422

well the game might be interesting to see the literally who's in dortmund's team playing. also emre mor might get exposed, so there's that.
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>HURR LOOK AT MY CHEEK BONES AND LIPS
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>>74729552
Hmm okay I really like oversized things like massive buildings.

>>74729552
Yes I don't want to be rude to Emre Mor but I remain utterly unconvinced that he will ever amount to anything of note.
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>I really like oversized things
like yer mum lmao
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>>74729377
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Dortmund: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Ginter, Schmelzer, Castro, Guerreiro, Durm, Kagawa, Pulisic, Aubameyang

Ingolstadt: Hansen, Haderjgonaj, Matip, Tisserand, Brégerie, Suttner, Cohen, Morales, Kittel, Leckie, Lezcano
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>Johannes at it again with the deletions
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>>74729965
I'm a bit surprised nobody has tried to call up Hadergjonaj for the upcoming international break.
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HÄHÄ
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>>74730182
What are your thoughts on the look of this dressing room?
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>>74729965
Bench?
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>>74730213
looks like hell with all the visible pipes, small mirrors and paper cups. would not even take a single step into this room tbqhf
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>>74730213

where's the beer?? 0/10 room
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>Ginter
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>>74730225
Unsere Bank: // Our subs: Weidenfeller, Bartra, Mor, Schürrle, Merino, Passlack, Weigl.
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>>74730240
>>74730247
Harsh but fair!
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>>74728623
kys
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>>74730240

perhaps the designers first wanted to give the room dat dere steampunk flair and decided to fuck this shit half way through and said we /postmodern/ now
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>>74730240
>looks like hell with all the visible pipes,
Maybe they were going for the "Industrie-Romantik" look,
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Old picture I know but I prefer Dortmund's to this
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>>74729495
no offense taken, the league changed named to "eliteserien"
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dortmund is cancer
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>watching Danish Europsport pre-game stuff
>Danish speaker speaking on top of English speaker speaking on top of Tuchel
For such a massive company, Eurosport still feels like a small regional amateur station very often.
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>Pullisick

>>74730433
Oh I think I forgot that there's also some weird muzak underneath all the speaking
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REICHEL BLOOTER
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is the gay dude jared leto?
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>>74730496
look it up instead of shitting up this thread
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yeah
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>>74730433

lel
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nyland? more like benchland hahaha
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>teams with stadt in their name
do they even try?
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>>74729965
>Weigl not in the starting 11
RIP
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SHINJI
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>>74730578
I mean you know I don't like to be rude but it could sting a bit seeing one of your country's best keepers being benched in favour of one from your rival country who is not even a top five choice for the national team.

Maybe I'm wrong about Nyland, if so, I'm sorry.
The only other Norwegian keepers I remember are retired (Myhre and Frode J)
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Stream for the Dortmund match? I want to see Pulisic play
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>>74730578
hehe
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>>74730621
well we have the best GK in the bundesliga, so all is good ;)
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>>74730618
Derby can't come soon enough
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>>74730623
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/5zzbva/1930_gmt_borussia_dortmund_vs_ingolstadt/
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>>74730649
>unironically posting plebbit links
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>>74730642
Damn I forgot about him. Fair enough
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Since Fatze is out for the year, should Pulisic be given the #10?
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>>74730665

>not

>getting

>your

>football

>links

>from

>reddit
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>>74730665
their stream links are mostly pretty solid so get the stick out of your ass
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>when you hear Sebastian Rode being pronounced in German and you realise you've been pronouncing Rode wrong inside your head all along
Haha that silly soft Danish d
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>>74730665
for streams it's okay
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2 years without a loss at home if they win today.
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>>74730693
This, although I don't use them but you're right.
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SHIT, i missed the first minutes because i thought kick-off is at 20:45!
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>>74730735
Nothing happened
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Some clubs put UNICEF on their shirts, other clubs...
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>>74730752

yeah, quite low energy so far

>>74730782

truly /ourguys/
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AUBAMEYANG
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PETER EMERICH OBERMEYER!!!!
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AUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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OBERMAYER
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I blinked and missed it
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Based Kagawa.

The secret to his success? Ramen.
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I'm really not sure how Dortmund can hold onto Obama Young.
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>>74730837
It certainly came out of nowhere
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OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
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>>74730782
:(
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>UPDATE

Aubameyang (23 goals)

Lewandowski (21 goals)

Modeste (19 goals)

Werner (14 goals)
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KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN
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OBAMA!!!!!!
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ERA PENAL
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aua aua
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>>74730841

thanks, was just gonna ask how he does it every time.
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Dortmund playing so fucking dirty.
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Hi bundes

Just aced my exam
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>>74730938
just like yer mam
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>>74730960

nice man

>>74730938

NO ERA PENAL
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>>74730960
Are you now in debt for the rest of your life?
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>>74730960
good
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>>74730960
delete pls
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>>74730979
Yes most likely. Gonna be in Freiburg this summer tho :DDD
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Can't wait for Ingolshit to go down. Such a shit team.

A bunch of long balls and lots of fouls + theater.
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>>74731001
>:DDD

Back to plebbit.
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Guerreiro ain't playing shit today
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>>74731023

due to some magical reason he only plays well when bartra is on the pitch.
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any updates on gotze?
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how is puliGOD doing?
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>>74731045
he is getting bullied off the ball a lot but just almost converted a nice chance.
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When did Kagawa get elite again?
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>>74731080
When he got back from Manure.
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>>74730960
Nice bush! Who dat? Congrats on passing your exam btw
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>lelckie
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This ref is absolute garbage.
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>>74731138
Don't bully.
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>its another "dortmund becomes low-energy af and misses the record of being 2 years undefeated at home" episode
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>>74731153
Ingolstadt is the one being bullied here.
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USAbros watching the game, how are Pulisic and Morales? I cant watch because mobile :(
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Sokratis is never guilty according to Sokratis
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this spic is pretty good
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>>74731164
>Pulisic

I'm not sure I've seen him with the ball yet.
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>>74731164
>morales

spic pls
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SUPER BURKMAN
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>>74731164

his mind is somewhere else. not puligoat, but pulislip today.
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Why can't Dortmund play football in the first half?

Always steamroll teams second half however
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>>74731182
He's capped to USA you utter retard
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>Dortmund playing
>laundry man is nowhere to be found

;_;
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>>74730373
>Ottl
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>>74731206
Pretty sure they have the most goals in the first 15 minutes in the league. But I might be wrong there, the commentator said something about them and goals in the first 15.
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>>74731209
You have to go back
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If repeating numeric integers, PulisGOD will score
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Monaco are practically in the semi-finals.
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schmelzer shot a goal against lotte and now thinks he's ramos lol.
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>>74731234
Tony pulis spiele???
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>>74731240

I don't think this 11 will start against Monaco
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>>74731231
You're trying to save face after not knowing Morales is in the national team and its quite frankly embarrassing. For your sake, stop posting
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>>74731234
>off by 1
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>>74731230
Yep.
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>>74731246
Both him and Durm need to stop shooting. There's a reason they play on the sides they do, and it's because they're utter wank with their other feet. And the angle's pretty much always too tight to be scoring with their good feet.
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>>74731259
He is still a spic, pedro.
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Old man smeltzer is getting slower in his old age. Shitmund Need a spry left back ASAP
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>wasting so many chances
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>>74731293
Dortmund being Dortmund
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>>74731290
They have Guerreiro.
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>>74731278

agree.

>>74731290

but schmelle was the assist for the 1-0 today.
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Guerreiro pls stop, you're our next goat longside Bernardo
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>>74731279
He's half german and most likely whiter than you which is hilarious. Just let this squabble go because you look autistic by trying hard to fit in. Ill forgive you for being a blatant newfag to the national team
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>>74731301
they rely too much on Obama tap-ins
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leipzig>dortmund
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>>74731276
Would have never guessed.
Feels like they only play after they conceded.
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>>74731315
Even more so when Reus/Dembele aren't playing
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>banned for ban evasion despite not having been banned before
Oh, Johannes.
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>>74731310
He runs out of steam in the 2nd half
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Don't forget to get your pop and use the bathroom during half time
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>pop
>not being healthy and drinking water

Where are those halftime soccer commercials where the one British guy says "put a fiver on this guy to score in the second half"? I haven't seen those in a long time.
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>>74731388
*sodawater
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>pop
>water
>not drinking kool aid
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Also if you use the word "pop" you should use "restroom" too
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Or maybe I'm wrong and restroom is the British version and bathroom is American.
Who knows, I certainly don't
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>pop
>water
>kool aid
>not being a man and drinking beer
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drinking sprite just like Messi
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>>74731468
We just say toilets. Because we're not weirdos who get embarrassed from saying toilet, and have to use a euphemism.
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>beer
>wanting to torture yourself with a shit taste that society tricks you into thinking if good when it actually isn't
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plebeian: beer
patrician: whiskey
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>>74731507
you: 16 year old
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>>74731493

thats because American "beer" tastes like piss water
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>>74731491
Yes we say toilet too, sometimes even wc (w pronounced like a v, veh)
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>>74731511

>16 year olds drink spirits

i forgot we live in russia
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>>74731512
>saying this when european soccer is literally monopolized by Heineken, which is arguably just as bad
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>whiskey
lol

Patrician: sherry
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If you are drinking liquor
>whiskey
>not superior tasting Rum
shiggy diggy
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>>74731536
Don't forget about Carlsberg

Awful beer, important cultural institution.
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>Leckie
>Ginter
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>>74731541
You are so right
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>ginter
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>Ginter again

How is he so shit at defending?
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>this meme situation
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why is ginter starting
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guerreiro OUT
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>Pulisic
just hit it already

>>74731576
and its so versatile too, if you got visits and they don't like drinking it straight.
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Dortmund should buy Anthony-Brooks for the defense desu
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>Ginter is playing for a quarterfinalist of the Champions League

just think about this fact for a second
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>>74731600
No one else available and Bartra needed a break I guess.
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>>74731615
Or move him out wide and get Weigl or Merino on.
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>>74731625

is toprak perhaps the final solution for the ginter question?
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>>74731627

How dead is Bender?
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>>74731617
Exactly right
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>>74731625
Ginter and Durm are world champions
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>trying to get the GK sent off instead of just scoring
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what the fuck referee
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>>74731649

Top kek
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that's a clear penalty
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fucking refball
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>needing refball to beat Ingolstadt

LEL
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fucking hell dortmund, get your shit together. this not being a pen was almost uefalona tier luck.
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>>74731617
Do authentic people drink dark and stormy or is it a gringo drink (sorry if I'm being inadvertently racist)
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>this fucking ref
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>>74731649
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ERA
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Finally. Based Julia in.
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>>74731691
that looks like one decent looking end result
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Daily reminder Julian Weigl is a race traitor
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>tuchel for once sees a problem in the field and does the correct decision

hope
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>>74731701
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>>74731728
COLONIZED
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>>74731728

someone got BLEACHED in her family line..give him the benefit of the doubt.
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>>74731728
wtf why do they look related
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>>74731728
>>>/pol/
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>>74731728
That caramel cutie will turn anyone into a race traitor
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>>74731729
He should have started Merino in the first place. Whenever Weigl can't play, Merino should be starting.
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night
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>>74731681
I've never seen it in a bar, mostly because ginger beer is not very widespread.
Cuba libres is probably the signature drink with rum; daiquiri and mojitos also present, piña colada for women and Long island for gringoes
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WEIGL
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>>74731728
POO
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>>74731746
they have the same smile
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>>74731701
he good tho
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>>74731754
what race are indians?

are you independent from blacks?

you have their skin color, but your facial features are more european
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>>74731728
They don't call him Julian "see a nigger, pull the trigger" Weigel for nothing.
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>>74731782
>what race are indians?
POO
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O
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>>74731754

lol

>>74731757

i agree. also keep in mind that ingolstadt is relegation tier, tuchel could have easy put in second tier players. they would have power and spirit to play like dortmund and not like manu kek
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>>74731764
Yes, well all those same drinks are very popular here.
I'd never heard of dark'n'stormy like a year ago, but it seems to be all the rage lately.

>>74731779
Yes
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Never got around to checking the lineup at the Spanish six days race but watching it now none the less.
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There's nobody cuter than Weigl. You need not to apply.
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>81k spectators for this game

""""topspiel"""" der woche confirmed
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>tfw no bayern or dortmund tomorrow

how dead will /bundes/ be?
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>Buyern Presse at it's best
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>>74731862
that was a clear penalty, though
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>>74731862
they're right tho
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ginter ded
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>>74731782
Bit of everything. I am from the east tho.
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>>74731862

even as a fellow shareholder i have to agree with this. DFB09 saved the day.
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>>74731468
We say both bathroom and restroom. Usually I use bathroom
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>dat friendly smalltalk between bürki, lezcano and the ref

:3
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>>74731921

:3
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>>74731883
are you from near darjeeling or have you been there? i have some interest in visiting north-east india in a couple years
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>>74731921
:3
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>About too cook a tasty ass sausage pizza
>remember it's Friday

Damn you memory
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The refs clearly have been ordered to make the league more "exciting" by letting Dirtmund win.
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I don't know about yous guys but I just LOVE the haircuts of these players<3
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>>74731961
That's because you're a black man.
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>>74731947

>sausage pizza

one of us
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>>74731921
how was lezcano communicating with them?
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>>74731974
I imagine he speaks some German.
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>>74731974
he's been living in the german-speaking world for 9 years now (2008-2016 in switzerland, since last year in ingolstadt)
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>>74731974
caveman grunts
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This german commentator in Skysport is really the embodiment of boring. Does german commentators really common like this, like machines?
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Friday night
https://youtu.be/3j7nyRKKsbg
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>>74732023
Not just commentators but in fact all Germans
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>>74731931
My mother's side is from there. Have been meaning to visit but never had a chance to yet. Darjeeling is fine but if you want to go further, You would need a special permit from the government to visit the 7 sister states.
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tuchel in interviews and press conferences is the typical german tfw to intelegent to show emotions autist, but on the pitch he is another simeone.
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>>74732023
no, that dude always does the friday night games

but usually these are the least watched matches, so nobody cares
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>>74732030
>>74732023
Some German commentators try to be "hip" these days. It's annoying as fuck.
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Sokratis and Schmelzer arguing with each other, dortmund meltdown inc
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nooooooooooooooo not pulisic
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dubz and Ingolstadt win 2-1
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>>74732050
he did fuck all as usual
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NO ERA PENAL for that handball. With this we are even and I don't want any cries of refballs from media tomorrow.
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>>74732053
dubz and Ingolstadt win 3-1
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>>74732041
>but usually these are the least watched matches
How does the average fan feel about Friday night games? Seems p cozy but I know that in Britain many hate the idea
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>>74732069
dubz and Dortmund win 1-0
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>>74732070

cool in summer but garbage in winter. the worst time for performance when it's winter.
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>>74732043
>>74732041
Well thankfully I found FS2 stream. It's American but at least their commentator are having a nice conversation and flowing talks.
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>>74732069
Not even meme magic can save the masons tonight la.
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>>74732084
I'd love a commentator that ONLY talks about the game and not some meme stats or other meme stories.
Markus Gaupp is the closest I've seen. He did Braunschweig-Heidenheim today.
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>>74732070
same here

national football is a saturday/sunday thing, this is why they usually pick shit teams for the friday night games, but it's still good for them since it's an extra live game, which brings sweet ad €s
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Merino finally getting some playing time in these last few games.
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feels like this match could go on forever without Ingolstadt ever scoring
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>>74732114
baaa
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>>74732105
Yeah, I hate Roy Hudson commentary with passion, making me annoyed whenever I watch La Liga. But I just simply don't find enjoyment in machine commentary, no matter how accurate they are talking about the game.
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>>74732105
Even if they only talked about the game, they'd just pad it out by calling everyone Ex-[Insert former club] player, no matter how relevant it is to the match at hand.
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>>74732142
>fucking
this is a SFW board
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>Matip

You fucker.
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Jesus... Dortmund is fucking awful today.

At least they are still winning. Ingolshit needs to get relegated.
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Honestly, I think Ingolstadt doesn't want to win.
They probably just want back to the 2nd league where they can be comfy again and win more games.
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Dubs and Dortmund wins 2:0
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I feel like we're blessed with good commentators and co-commentators in Denmark especially compared to the UK, but I would still prefer if they just ditched the co-commentator in most cases like in Germany.
I would miss Jan Molby and one or two other guys, but they could just move them to studio punditry instead.
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Why do BT hate Dortmund so much?
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dubs and schmelzer scores

>>74732257

probably >muh spurs
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>>74732257
>liking Dortmund
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>>74732257
autism
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>>74732257
What are they doing?
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Hahahahahab, that refball again!
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>>74732034
im not sure would i want to stray too far, my only experience of travelling in asia was a week long holiday in oman
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>>74732285
They're slagging them off every other sentence. Everything else is an Ingolstadt wankfest
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FOR FUCK SAKE
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>>74732238
Good scenario: Darmstadt, inglelstadt relegated
Stuttgart and Dresden promoted
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>The city of Australian players
>Leckie
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
ingolstadt's finishing is horrible
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Enjoy relegation you fucks. Pathetic.
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>>74732257
edgy people are the same everywhere
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>be Uli
>buy ref
>Dortmund still wins
>go to jail because you funded the ref's bribe trough tax evasion

wew
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>>74732325
It's pretty much why they're that low down the table. They create plenty of chances, they're just atrocious at putting them away.
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>>74732257
Raphael "FC Bayern" Honigstein is a prominent employee of theirs
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well..at least we didnt lose. 2 years undefeated at home now.
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>this much luck against the second last team

Monaco will rape them hard.
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burki almost killed ginter
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Amalie Dideriksen dominating again.
If you had told me just two years ago that my favourite athlete was going to be a woman cyclist I would have called you mad, but here we are.
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>>74732352
Nah, >we always perform better against strong teams than against weak teams

But yeah, today's performance was embarrassing

Good thing Ingolstadt is too dumb for the bundesliga....
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>>74732352
Literally not gonna happen
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If this was a EPL game everyone would be saying how good the team in the relegation zone was.. BT sport has been saying how shit dortmund have been all game... give Ingolstadt some credit
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>>74731862
Now you can say they're being biased, after they should have had a penalty too.
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>>74732389

they did that with leicester and sevilla, too. english media is really too cunt-y. or BT at least.
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I have never seen worse finishing by a team ever in my life. MLS literally has far better finishing than Ingolstadt. Truly embarassing. I hope there aren't any other teams in the Bundesliga that would fuck up that badly
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Kagawa must've felt like David Moyes was in charge again
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Marc Gomez after winning Milano - Sanremo in 1982.
I'll be watching the 2017 version on Sunday.
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>>74732302
Its beautiful up there, nice weather, People are quite friendly, you shouldn't have any problems than usual.
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oh these fuckers. they will talk without end about that bürki incident while conveniently ignoring the other denied pen.
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>>74732435

holy fuck, best comment
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>>74732389
Haha
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I'm seriously losing interest in football because every game the refs make horribly wrong decisions.
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>>74732460
Fucking hate when they start to act like the referee was one sided, instead of just being shit.
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What's funny is that Ginter is unironically world class at crossing and when he played on the right for the first half of last year's season he assisted shitloads of goals but Tuchel never played him on the right again.
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>>74732408

German press is full of oportunistic pussy faggots who go beta mode on each occasion:

>they got lucky there
>it has been a controversial decision

Only when it's aganst Dortmund they write shit like this.
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>>74732485

yes it's the worst. sky just went into this denied pen and our largest football site "kicker" also only mentions this incident. they literally act as if this was uefalona.
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Wow... the last time Dortmund lost at home on a Friday, Ebbe Sand scored the scored the winning goal
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>Ebbe Sand

His son Flut Sand will be the next Danish Messi la
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it's flut wasser, duh
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I get it.
He actually moved his family to Dubai because one of his sons is severely allergic to mold. Living in a humid country like Denmark was unberable for him, but the dry desert made his symptoms go away.
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All ends well then I guess. Ebbe Sand kept true to his name and became one with the sand.
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>>74732860
Yes
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Wild prediction: Leipzig will choke tomorrow and become Hoffenheim II: Electric Boogaloo. At the end of the season Werner goes to Liverpool and Keita to Monaco which will by then have won League Huh.




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