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>>74795766
Was Gretzky a bitch?
Couldn't even play into his 40s
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1st for flams winning dac up
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>>74795792
What if he was Finnish?
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>>74795766
uh, too early
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>>74795792
literal twiglet
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>>74795792
really hate him for not playing 2 more seasons and getting the 3000pts
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>>74795792
Was Lemieux a bitch? Couldn't even play through lymphoma.
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@GoldenKnights
Marty McSorley says:

*NHL free agents will be attracted to Vegas
*He better see YOU at @TMobileArena
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Buffalo Sabres @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread

>>74795826
>>74795826
>>74795826
>>74795826
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>>74795816
Crosby will play untill he's 55

Cap this
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>>74795822
literal jagr babby
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I'm in a hotel and I thought the pens played tonight for some reason and now I'm bummed. Gonna go get drunk
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>>74795805
would you look at that another manlet going bald before 30
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>>74795805
What is this kids ethnicity?

Looks italian but his surname is french
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>>74795824
Do they let this crazy fucker near hockey sticks anymore?
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>>74795858
That mean you have more games to look forward too, than you would have if they had played today :)
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>>74795880
Looks like a generic southern France/Northern Spain. Probably some North African in there. That wholer region is a mixed mess tbqh.
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>>74795910
But I could've watched them tonight. Now I'm just here with nothing to do but get drunk
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>>74795766
1. New York
2. Michigan
3. California
4. Massachusetts
5. Wisconsin
6. Minnesota
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THEY'VE NEVER DROVE THROUGH INDIANA
MET THE MEN WHO PLOWED THAT EARTH
PLANTED THAT SEED, BUSTED HIS ASS FOR YOU AND ME
OR CAUGHT A HARVEST MOON IN KANSAS
THEY'D UNDERSTAND WHY GOD MADE THOSE FLY OVER STATES
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>>74795974
There are other games on, Boston/Toronto could be a pretty good game. And you'll always have /hoc/ :)
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that feel when the Penguins are repeating and Crosby will win the Art Ross, Rocket Richard, and Conn Smythe again
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Fuck off Kevin
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Fuck you
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>>74796008
>last time the Rocket Richard went to someone who scored less than 50 goals (2012-13 season excluded) was the 2003-4 season
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Kevin you should go $@#% yourself you dumb*** ?#%$@$&
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TOM NEEDS TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Charles is a cunt
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Fucking Sean
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BLUE
JACKETS
BLUE
JACKETS
BLUE
JACKETS
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kys Ryan
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>have a swedish feed with no commercials
>during them the feed instead stays in the game
>sometimes you hear the announcers talking about whatever they talk about during commercials
>for example Mickey Redmond was just now talking to someone on the phone and giving her (I think) directions to some place
I like it, you get to hear a side of them that they don't mean to show to the public
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>>74796006
Problem is I'm travelling to Pittsburgh so I was hoping to get their game on the TV in the bar where I'm at.

I get game center so I could watch another game but then I'd have to sit alone in my hotel room for that
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Are you ready lads?
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>>74796270
Kong will be kill
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>its a mathews does nothing in an important game episode
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>>74796071
Crosby should manage at least 10 goals these last 11 games.
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>>74796220
Oh, I see. Well, that sucks. I hope you'll be able to find a way to have a pleasent evening anyway :)

Here, have a possible meme pic

>>74796332
Possible, yes. Far from guaranteed though.
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Bergeron just got bopped.
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>>74795766
Picks:
Bruins
Sabres
Predators
Sharks
Oilers
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every time I watch a laffs game they lose
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>>74796421
with the predators you never know. i wouldnt put it past them to lose to then yotes.
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>that marner pass

apologize right now
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post yfw you are Bettman and the Kongs miss the playoffs
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>>74796512
Fucking oilniggers
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>piggy trying to kill his Finnish teamate

v v rude
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Clinched Jackets
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>>74796512
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>>74796360
I'm used to it on the road for work. I'm back to the room I'll throw on some game center game what's the best game right now
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why cant the Kings make the playoffs? letting the Blose in seems like a waste of a berth.
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>>74796613
Fair enough. Boston/Toronto is probably the best one tbf. Have a nice evening
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Did Armenia kill himself when he realized the Kongs werent gonna make the layoffs?
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holy fuck the bruins have the worst announcers in the league

I'm getting angrier and angrier I have to root for them
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>>74796646
ok. Damn do tonight's games suck
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>>74796668
We can only hope
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Why does everyone hate Pierre? He seems like a good fella.
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>>74796617
kangs are one of the worst teams in the league now, stop thinking this is the same team as those fluke years
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>>74796721
You want some company anon? I can be whoever you want me to be tonight.
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jackeks
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chawchuck got two games
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>>74796854
who's your team anon :)
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>>74796805
He is socially unaware.
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>>74796854
can you be 02-03 marty turco? the stars need you back
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>>74796967
Avs :(
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>>74796936
Because Poo Doughty took a dive? Fuck that when Marchand is slew footing all over the ice and gets fined peanuts
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>>74796998
I like the hershey bears and that was their farm team growing up so we can be friends
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Marchand back to being a rat nosed fuck.
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who's the black guy the toronto broadcast just interviewed?
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>>74797124
your dad
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>another game against a team that just finished playing the Flames the day before

McSecondary secondary hattrick incoming
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>hendricks and gryba back in the lineup
are the oilers trying to lose this one? i mean its just the kangz but still
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>>74797188
>Gryba
Why? Who did they take out for him?

>Hendricks
Meh, the 4th line hasn't been spectacular without him anyways.
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>>74797228
benning sits for gryba and slepyshev sits for hendricks
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>>74797181
>implying any help is needed to beat the kongs
They're as slow and shitty on game 1 as they are on game 2. People easily adjust to their style of get the puck and shoot it from the blueline hoping for a tip, seriously no talent on that team. They have volume shots and that's it.
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Viktor Arvidsson king of all manlets
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too easy
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>kongs
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>Jonathan Slow

LELMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>Maroon

So who's leading your team in scoring /hoc/?
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why does toronto have the worst crowds in all of canada?
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>>74797188
Chiarelli needs to take away MacLellan's toys
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>>74797295
Liberal shithole
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>>74797295
Stuffy rich people and casuals
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Are the kongs done?
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>>74797295

fuck

who is this titty bitty
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>>74797295
Is that you?
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>>74797314
theyve been done for two years
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>>74797345
I notice the 5 bandwagoning tripfags they had left are gone too, they haven't had a game thread in months
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>>74797368
five new hawks tripfags i guess
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>>74797318
Kippers
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>>74797314
The Kings are an Oilers farm team

>kongs trade a first round pick for Sekera
>Oilers sign him the next offseason
>kongs trade a first round pick for Lucic
>Oilers sign him the next offseason
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>>74797266
Great post!
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>>74797410
Toffoli when? I know he's an RFA, but maybe Oilers offer him 5mil - 6mil for 5 years.
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>>74797469
Don't want that overrated fag especially at that price
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>>74797469
That's a horrible contract, he peaked once when he had a 40 sh%, now he's back to his usual shit pace
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Kongs getting memed on
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>>74797486
>>74797478
Ya I figured it was a bit too much, but I also think LA would match at any price lower.
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LOOOOOCH
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Sutter is legitimately ass blasted so bad that his team is garbage and he's getting fired next year, telling people who say his team sucks ass that they're living in their mother's basement
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The Kings are total poo. They used to be able to easily get out of the zone but now the Oilers hem them in. Even when the Kings get it out the Oilers' neutral zone play is so solid that the Kings can't go anywhere and the puck goes right back in.
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"Lucic is a bust"
>on pace for 20 goals

Tell us more about our busts, BettShills.
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>>74797659
Lel that autistic rage
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Quick has the worst lateral transition in the league right now. He seriously needs to rehab his groin.
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What did Doughty mean when he told Maroon this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CF-X9mhiGg
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>>74797691
>pays gazillion dollars for a 20 goal scorer who is bad defensively
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>>74797709
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>>74797709
Kek I love that video. I just imagine him shit talking Doughty whenever they meet now.
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is the stors uniform the worst in the league

oh no wait nashville exists
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>>74797762
Shit taste detected. The Stars home jersey needs a yoke like the road jerseys have but that's it
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>>74797709
little cringy because doughty is not that good himself.
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I think playing on McDavid's line is sorta overshadowing how fucking good Draisaitl is. He's elite as fuck.
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>>74797793
>on pace for 60 points
meh. good but nowhere elite
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>>74797709
kek Maroon is a bad skater and is still skating circles around Poo Doughty and the kongs this game, really makes you think
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>>74797813
>65 points with 10 and 2/3s game to play
>on pace for 60 points

Finnish "posting"
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Rest of the league are you even trying?
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McDavid I would say is the MVP, but we have Talbot to thank this season too.

Thanks Connor and Talbot
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>>74797786
looks like it belongs on pack of chewing gum tbqhwy
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>>74797843
hmm wonder why goals aren't there...
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>>74797859
Personally I wouldn't associate a sharp shape with something I want to chew
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>>74797843
>assists
why don't you separate them to primaries and secondaries.
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>>74797872
>>74797889
Get back to sucking Nosferatu's dick mongols
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When is kongs elimination game this year? Can't be long now. When the kongs are eliminated does every team ahead of them clench?
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>>74797813
If a Finnish 2nd year full time pro had those numbers you'd be ecstatic
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>>74797900
Eichel would be elite if he has any vision at all.
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>>74797843
>le secondary assist man
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>>74797934
Yesterday and today is the unofficial elimination day

Mathematical elimination is still a few games away
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>>74797956
Oh that's right because it's their Alberta trip
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Toronto is going to get another loser point aren't they?
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>>74797982
its what losers do
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>>74797715
>bad defensively
He rarely makes mistakes on the breakout or gives the puck away in the dzone/neutral zone. So your just wrong.
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>>74797941
>le ugly autistic one season wonder guy
which finn am i describing?

hint: all of them
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>>74798028
Pulbust won't even have one season
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>>74798050
as an oiler fan i hope he gets atleast one, but the precedent isnt good for finns in the nhl
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>>74797813
>Barkov is elite
>is worse than Draisaitl
>somehow Draisaitl isn't elite

Fuck of Finn.
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>>74798050
Pulju will be the best of all three of them. He will get to play with McDavid, so he's already a step ahead of those other mongols.
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reminder the pulju is actually swedish so hes ok
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>Kongs
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go make a gamethread you faggot oilniggers
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>>74798122
>most mongol
>actually swedish
what did he mean by this
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>>74798139
lick >our nuts, faggot
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>>74798142
pulju was kidnapped by finnish hobgoblins at birth and raised to be a finn, but deep down his swedish hockey knowledge will emerge and he will be the next forsberg
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>>74798139
Hahahah get cucked, oilers dominate /hoc/ during gametime.
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>>74798139
/hoc/ is Oil Country
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>>74798179
>>74798182

Reminder that all of you are fairweather fans except for buttblastedoilersfan, he was a beaut.
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>>74798190
Fuck you
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Yet, somehow, leaf fans are still the most cancerous fanbase on /hoc/.
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>>74798190
>reminder that idgaf
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Iginla fights like a nig
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>>74798125
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Another thread dedicated for Finnposting

You guys really like to talk about us.

Most relevant hokki cuntry
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>>74798190
>complementing a tripfaggot
Not even once.
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>>74798234

hELLO fINNBRO
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>>74798246
lol why does he eat like a retard
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>>74798234
Henlo brother
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>>74798272
He's Finnish
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>>74798272
Idk, I havent smoked weed in a year but i still eat like a stoner. food is good shit man
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>>74798297
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Iginla should have waived to a real contender
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>>74798246
>>74798289
Hi xdd fine buljus gentlemen
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>>74798329
No else wanted him. Also, this SN broadcaster on the Oilers game sounds monotone as fuck, reminds me of NHL 2004
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HAHAHAAHAHAHA
BIG
FUCKING
WILLIE
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Points per inch:

>Brad Marchand: 1.15 (79/5'9)
>Sidney Crosby: 1.13 (80/5'11)
>Connor McDavid: 1.12 (82/6'1)

Makes me think
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2 manlets have scored all of predators goals tonight
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Lucic is so bad defensively

~~ Finland
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Lucic is looking great tonight lads.
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Kind reminder that the Leafs have Sundin to thank for Marner :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l686-K6pPJg
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>>74798372

Points per inch pound:

>Brad Marchand: 0.0063 (79/(69*181))
>Sidney Crosby: 0.056 (80/(71*200))
>Connor McDavid: 0.0059 (82/(73*190))
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>>74798412
Finland will never ever recover.
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>>74798495
Now we're getting somewhere!
This really boggles my noggin'
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>>74798495
Crosby is fat as fuck
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>>74798525
Hes thicc af boi
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>>74798525
you mean thicc
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>>74798514
>Recover
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>>74798587
I remember that bullshit. I think Bettman gave up on the Kings this year though
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>>74798587
Revenge for the Yakupov goal
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>>74798615
He sees a sinking ship since most of their fans have to go back by next season
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>>74798631
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>>74798376
We are manlet capital of the NHL
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The Sharks offensive coach needs to be fired
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Which team is the tallest?
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>>74798708
Winnipeg
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>>74798708
probably some shitty team like the Avs
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>>74798708
not sure, but probably the Sharks or Bruins
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>>74798708
Being "the tallest" or "the shortest" or "the heaviest" is meaningless. A 6'3" first liner shouldn't count the same as a 5'9" fourth liner
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DUDE

GRYBA

LMAO
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>>74798743
>tall 1st liner
wot, 1st liners are typically pretty short, 4th liners are always 6'2+ except like Tootoo
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>>74798716
This should be almost common knowledge. Jets have a fetish for height.
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>>74798487
Damn he was always cute eh
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>>74798743
>not using inches per 60

pleb
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>>74798756
Gryba is a better option than Benning unless you are so worried about offensive production from the blueline
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When was the last time Boston blew up this badly lads?
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>>74798787
Gryba is pure shit and the OIlers are lucky the >kongs are so offensively incompetent that this PP didn't convert.

>but muh toughness

Benning is a better hitter and keeps the puck out of his zone way better. I don't care if you're better at clearing the crease if you suck so hard that the puck is always in the crease
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>>74798631
This tbqh
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>>74798787
Il est si grand lent et inefficace pas un bon joueur
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The biggest dick list:

1.Pulju
2.Simmmonds

you continue
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>Laffs actually beat the Ruins
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>>74798819
>I don't care if you're better at clearing the crease if you suck so hard that the puck is always in the crease

let me guess, you also like Benning better because >muh corsi
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>>74798819
Oh the oilers are lucky eh
>for fans playing oilers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
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>>74798842
if you want to make money bet the exact opposite of what's predicted here

I did that tonight and raked it in desu
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>>74798834
3. Gerbe
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>>74798843
dude
dude
dude
stop

benning is so much better than gryba it isnt even worth discussing
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>>74798792
There is material for a tasteless joke here, but I wont say it
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>>74798834
what is this pulju big dick meme, pulju has a tiny micro penis
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>>74798757
http://www.nhl.com/stats/player?aggregate=0&gameType=2&report=bios&pos=S&reportType=season&seasonFrom=20162017&seasonTo=20162017&filter=playerHeight,gte,72&sort=points
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>>74798875
>He doesn't know
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>>74798842
For the forth time this season.
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>>74798875
He seems too happy all the time for that to be true
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>>74798875
ive heard some shit out of bakersfield that puljujarvis dick is like an elephants trunk
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>>74798870
only analytics faggots like Benning

Gryba is a good dman who provides a necessary element for any successful hockey club. Chiarelli acquired him for a reason dumbass.
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>>74798843
Name one thing Gryba is better at than Benning other than MUH SIZE and MUH VETERAN
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>>74798893
>forth
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>>74798819
Benning can only rock people around his size whereas there are a handful of opponents bigger than Gryba. For breaking up cycles I choose Gryba every time and that all this fucking game has devolved into.
>>74798824
That's just simply not true he's a bona-fide bottom pairing defender, a major upgrade to the stop gap options put in place before him.
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>>74798888
Quads confirm big dick Pulju
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>>74798900
>le give the puck away and take a penalty guy
his awfulness is only eclipsed by matt hendricks being way past retirement
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>>74798900
>Gryba is a good dman who provides a necessary element for any successful hockey club.

The Oilers already have that covered with Larsson, Nurse and Benning.

>Chiarelli acquired him for a reason dumbass.

Yeah, to have depth in case of injury.

>>74798924
>that all this fucking game has devolved into.

Only because Gryba lets opponents into the zone like you let men into your mom's room
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>>74798908
Yeah you got two. Size+good vet.

Also much more physical, better hockey sense.
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>>74798888
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#ouryear#dynasty#fanforlife#theyhatecuztheyaint
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>>74798944
>better hockey sense.
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>>74798930
>>74798942
Fuck this fanbase is fucking retarded at evaluating dmen.

Thank fuck you retards aren't in charge of the organization.
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>>74798955
This
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>>74798955
>delusional hawks fans think they can beat big bad Wild
heh
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>>74798942
>Let them in the zone
WTF I love blueline stacks now

Benning is a better offensively inclined defender but that's all I'll give him over Grubs
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>>74798967
I eagerly await your anger when Gryba is let go this summer.
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>>74798959
Great argument moron.
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>>74798967
gryba plays like once a month, doesnt seem like chiapete or mclel like him too much either
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>>74798983
>tfw a pylon that can't skate and has no gap control
>but I'm big so I gotta play coach!
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>>74798984
He will be re-signed faggot
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>>74798981
>big bad wild
i kekd lightly
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>Oilcucks continuing to use this thread as their game thread to stage their moronic a
/hoc/ really has gone down the shitter
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Post underrated player:

Lehterä (two-way beast)

Hall (he's still legit top-6 winger imo)
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>>74799043
Size matters

Just ask ur mum lol
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>all this arguing over a bottom pairing dman

SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>74798842
Doesn't matter to me. That game was literally lose-lose for me as a Snes fan.

>Boston wins: 2 points back of Ottawa, their next opponent
>Toronto wins: 3 points ahead of Isles to hold WC spot

I guess I'm just thankful it didn't become a 3-point game, but fuck off Laffs, I really want the Isles in the playoffs this year.
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>>74799079
Granlund
Haula
Komarov
Maattaa
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>>74799073
>oilbulls absolutely cucking /hoc/
its not fucking fair that they can do this

MOODDDDSSS
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>>74799061
You'll see in 3 or so months
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>>74799091
>this mad
>at oilers
Welcome to the next decade faggot
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What's his name again?
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Is 50 bucks alot for a 30min fug. Asking for a wifes sons friend.
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>>74799144
jizzy poopinajarvi
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kek the fucking sharts lost to dullass, thanks!
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>>74799144
Bonaqua Bulju
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>>74799164
50 USD = Paper bag tier
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>>74799164
Not if you actually use all 30 minutes
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>>74799144
>yfw they draft this guy so they can have poopoo and peepee

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=312680
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>>74799164
paid 50 and got chlamydia, would not recommend
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>>74799199
Wew lad
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>>74799251
back to plebbit faggot
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>>74799134
I am an Oiler fan you dumb fuck. Stop arguing over literally nothing. This is the perfect game for Gryba anyways. Yes he's a fucking depth player, but he still needs a few reps every now and then to stay on his game.
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>>74799266
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>>74799189
>>74799197
>>74799216
Noted. I think I'll tr... tell that to my nephews dads son.
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>>74799279
>Alberta's Capital City is the best they could come up with
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>tire fire in the oilers end
>gryba is out there

demands cognitive function
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Who's dancing with their hands here?
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>russell without his stick

So no change?
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>>74799394
russlel
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>Benning absolutely invisible on every play

Really forces you to pontificate
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>that 70s line is still a meme despite being shit
hmm...
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talgod vezina when?
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>>74799437
Legit could be a Hart candidate tbqh
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>>74799437
Oilers will never have a good enough Blueline to support vezina tier numbers

Essentially >we will live and die by our offense
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>>74799460
Good meme
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>black guy getting cucked in the ford commercial
do the jews know about this?
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>>74799414
Don't think you know what pontificate means
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>>74799437
>>74799454
>all this delusion

He's not even the best goalie in the division.
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>>74799477
Who's coming up the pipeline? Jones and Bear aren't exactly the second coming of Vlasic.

Hedging your bets on Reinhart?
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>>74799514
>elite numbers
>more starts(and finishes) than anyone else in the league
>has never been blown out
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>>74799515
jones and bear are both tearing it the fuck up
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>>74799523
.917 sv% is not anywhere near elite.

>starts
Well no shit, Oilers basically have nothing at backup.
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>>74799502
>Implying it didn't force you to explain your position in a dogmatic fashion
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>be shutout by Deadmonton
>kongs
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>>74799542
Got me
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I'm legit excited to bandwagon the Oilers for the playoffs
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refpuck
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Doughty is fucking awful why is he so overrated
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>niginla chooses the wrong team yet again

KEK
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>kongs fans still using the "they've played too much hockey, they're tired" excuse for the 3rd consecutive year
holy fuck kek
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>>74799515
Klefbom and Larsson will be only 24 at the start of next year, Benning will be 23 and Nurse will be 22 and all 4 are regulars already. Old Man Sekera will only be 31

>Jones and Bear aren't exactly the second coming of Vlasic.

They don't have to be. If one of the Oilers D prospects becomes a second pairing defenceman then they'll have a deep as fuck blueline. Talbot is already posting a damn good SV%
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Imagine being a kongs fan right now and hoping the worst team in the league beats the blose tomorrow to not effectively end your season
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just give us the fucking cup
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>Kongs
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>>74799665
doesn't feel as satisfying with all their fans gone

you now remember spencer
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Is it >Kongs time yet?
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>>74799746
When isn't it >Kongs time?
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coyotes and avs games shouldnt even count for points anymore
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>>74799746
it was always >kongs time
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>>74799762
Or at the very least just Avs

They're historically inept
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>>74799762
t. laffs fan riding on loser points
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does matthews do anything anymore? sportsnet never talks about him lately
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>>74799728
What happened to him? Did he get deported?
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>>74799784
>historically
The 74-75 Caps had 21 points. 21.
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>>74799833
they were a first year expansion team in an already watered down league rapidly expanding to try and compete with a rival, that's the ultimate exception. the avs are an established team with two stanley cups that's three years removed from a 112 point campaign who are the worst team in over twenty years in an era of unprecedented parity. there's no excuse for being what they are
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>>74799870
Ya that pretty much spells it out. Fuck the Avs
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>>74799833
The Avs are the worst team since the salary cap/floor was created. >>74799870 is right.
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>Avs have gone consecutive months without winning a single game
christ, how do you even get out of bed
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>>74799870
and for joe sakic to just sit there and do absolutely nothing all season is hilarious

there was never even an attempt to salvage the season
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>>74799454
>.921
>hart
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>that moment when you realize your team is not going to make the playoffs this year
>when that moment is the second time this season you've had this realization
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>avs before November 23

9-9-0

>november 23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms-xR94uwUU

>avs after November 23

11-38-3
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>oilers are good for the first time in recent memory
>all their fans have autism

A shame. After all this time they deserve better,
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>>74799989
but i thought matt benning couldnt make big hits?

wtf i hate gryba now
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>tfw have a sinking feeling >we will collapse horribly and miss the playoffs for the third year in a row

if they do sweeney better burn the team to the ground
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>>74799935
He overrated his players so fucking much, asked for ridiculous prices
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>Western Conference playoff race basically over

boring tbqh
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>>74800039
>trading players midseason

gg, no re

>>74800047
Still lots of jockeying for seeding. SJ is 5 points from being a wild card team
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>>74800058
>going on a losing streak in the middle of march
Mild and Sharts are blowing it
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>>74800058
every tanking team offloads during the season for picks because they know they will get hosed at the draft
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>>74799961
why does it hurt worse the second time around?
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What happened?
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>>74800115
quack came back, he's team cancer obviously
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>>74800101

For me at least I thought I was immune to hope.
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>>74800094
You can't offload a player with term at the deadline, no one has any cap space
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>>74795822
Hahaha. I was diagnosed with hodgekins lymphoma and when the doctor called to break it to me he said: "Its no big deal Mario Lemieux had it and he turned out just fine".
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>>74800141
expansion draft too
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>>74795819
Or 900 goals
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>>74800115
most of their d core is gone, they traded some young guys for rentals (like versteeg) who didn't do shit in the ploffs, their clutch that the had in the past is far gone, and they're WAY too slow for today's NHL
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>>74800154
based america
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HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
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>>74800225
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR brought to you by the DiscoverIT card
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>kongs
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https://ilovenz.me/culture/40-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-new-zealander/
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>>74800035
McKenzie was saying they have no intention of trading guys like Bergeron. They want to "rebuild on the fly" with guys like McAvoy coming in and augmenting what they have.

Will probably end up like Deadtroit though
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>>74800292
Why would you believe what some woman has to say about hockey?
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>>74800291
>poopeeland
>culture
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Meanwhile, on bizarro /hoc/...
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>>74800357
I MISS THE TRIPFAGS, WE WERE ALL WRONG
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>>74800357
>Kings fans smell great!
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>>74800357
>Science has not advanced enough to allow us to move to a Pulju planet
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>>74800357
There are too many Flames fans on /hoc/ and it's ruining everything
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>>74797889
He leads the league in primaries too you fucking nob gobbler
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>>74800525
leading the league in primary mcsecondaries is nothing to proud of, faglet
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>>74800741
Wow way to prove youre an idiot
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>>74799515
John Marino.

>Harvard, so he's smart
>right hand shot dman
>+19 w/ just under .5 ppg

Looks like he might add some solid defensive depth in a few years. Jones and Bear seem more offensive minded. Then there's the big Finn they drafted last year and the long shot Swede. Both could potentially add depth down the road.

Definitely a better prospect pool on defense than it was a couple of years ago.
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>blew our chance at President's
>not even going to finish 1st in the central
>Dubnyk is gonna lose the Vezina to Boobtitsky when he had the award all but locked up before the All-Star hame

At least Staal is guaranteed to do 60 points as advertised by /hoc/'s elite hockey minds though
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>>74801423
>waaaahhh were in the playoffs after years of mediocrity and failure but that isn't good enough
choke on a girthy cock
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Please tell me trashville lost tonight
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>>74801467
>losing to the yotes
anon you know in your heart the answer to your question
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>>74801423
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
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>>74801483

>Blose playing Avs tomorrow

TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>74801423
"PDO doesn't exist" - Minnesota Wild fans circa February
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>>74801461
We've been in the playoffs like 6 years now
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>Jest have one non-rookie NHL dman left
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>>74801513
>memestats fags trying to pretend an extra 20 seconds of puck possession is the reason for dropping 7 of 8

I may be upset and mad that they are playing slow and not burying chances. But I'm not a stupid enough retarded faggot that I actually live and die by "y-yeah but the other team had 15 more seconds of possession and they shot 2 more pucks into your defensemans shinpads"
Memestats fags are such stupid cocksuckers. Go kill yourself and report back
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>>74801520
JUST
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>>74801513
>muh PDO
>muh corsi

Kys
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>>74801551
>over 30% of """"top teams"""" are literally sitting at the lottery table

Will """"fancystats""" fags ever recover?
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>>74801534
>>74801551
Nothing gets (you)s like PDO.

>get lucky goals
>get lucky goaltending
>we're legit I swear!

>stop getting lucky
>you don't know anything!
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>>74801576
>add shooting percentage and save percentage
>call it an advanced metric
>shitposts about it when >>74801551 exists

Goddamn you are thick
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>>74801576
Weird how the low PDO high Corsi teams like the Kongs and Bombston have no chance of winning shit this year
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>>74801587
>no, we're special! We can create scoring chances better than anyone since the 80s and our shitty goalie totally won't fall apart after his hot start
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>>74801575
>based on Corsi the Kongs should be an unstoppable dynasty

Kek
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>>74801520
>>74801541
Did Buff eat the other ones?
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>>74801607
Washington, Chicago, Pittsburgh, and San Jose. None of those teams will win the Cup due to their regression xD
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>>74801520
yes, lack of organizational depth is a hallmark of garbage franchises such as the jests.
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>>74801607
>do well: it's luck
>drop a few games: see, I told you! I couldn't tell you when or how or pinpoint it but I knew that somewhere along the 82 game season they'd lose these games. It's just math!

I hate talking to """"""""""fancy""""""""""stats cucks because they already have an escape plan in their back pocket before the conversation even starts.
Truly the most euphoric of all /hoc/ posters
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>>74801653
Washington won't win the cup this year, cap this right now.

>>74801673
>that goal >we scored from centre ice was just a high quality chance we can reliably generate
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Did Steve Moore deserve it?
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>implying the Kings won't make the playoffs
What a bunch plebs around here
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>>74801696
>what about that one empty netter!!

Yeah Nahh cunt. No use talking to """""""""""""""fancy""""""""""""""""" stats faggots because everything has a escape door. You simply can't make jack shit of a claim until a bad week "fulfills the prediction"
Literally everything is packaged around "well teams should be roughly even and so good teams will have bad times and bad teams will have good times and just listen to me on that, trust me it'll happen during these 82 games!"

Fancystat fags somehow are able to say absolutely nothing substantive but are proud for knowing an abbreviation.

Way to go lame ass.
Hey dude. I bet somewhere in the remaining season, over a course of between 2 to 10 games, your team goes .500.
I call it the Dubs metric.
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hoc has the freshest memes
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>>74801745
>PDO
>abbreviation

lol

>I call it the Dubs metric.

How's Staal's 60 point season going Chubbs?
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>>74801760
Very well, my expectations were very linear and will be met. Something fancy stats fags won't ever ever say because everything they say revolves around damage control until it isn't.
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>>74801743
>cucks going to the WCF
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>>74795766
How are there four teams with worse records than Detroit?
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>>74801798
Detroit is really good at collecting meme points.

https://www.sportingcharts.com/nhl/stats/team-wins-by-type-regulation-overtime-and-shootout/2016/

Without meme points Detroit is tied for second worst with Arizona, only ahead of the legendarily bad Avalanche.
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>>74801814
But with Vanek gone they can lose shootouts, drop even further and get better lottery odds I hope
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>>74801829
There's no catching the Avalanche (their magic number to lock up last overall is 4) but second last is still achievable.
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Fuck off Scott and Travis
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>>74801839
Should I go for liljegren princess heiskanen if I get 4th overall pick?

Rasmussen doesn't seem "elite"
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>>74801877
I don't remember typing the word princess but I tried to type "or"
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>>74801877
When talent/knowledge of talent is equal

>Always build D before forwards
>Always prefer righties over the more common lefties

The prototypical rebuild of the modern era is the Blackhawks. Seabrook, Keith, Byfuglien and Hjalmarsson were all drafted before Kane and Toews. Byfuglien didn't play D in 2010 because they added Campbell but the point remains that D need to be in the system before the elite forwards are added
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>>74801896
I know Liljegren had a bunch of illnesses this year but I don't see that effecting his ability to be a good D man

Tell me if I'm wrong
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>>74795766
How comes hockey teams dont got women
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>>74801908
Mono is a bitch to play through since it kills your stamina so his draft year will be less impressive but it won't affect him long term. Pietrangelo, Couturier and Saad all had it in their draft years causing them to drop in the rankings before becoming quality NHLers.
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Who's a player that has carved out an 8+ year career being a bottom 6/bottom pairing

He's /myguy/
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Youre in the club and this guy hits your girl low and flips her over. What do you do?
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>>74801957
Go to /fit/ and manlet post
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have the >kongs been eliminated yet
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>finnish goaltending suc-
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>>74801941
>couturier
>quality
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>>74801957
Let him do what he wants, he is too powerful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad-1Spo4WxU
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>>74801951
Kyle Brodziak
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>>74801989
Yeah he's a disappoint for a top pick but he's still a good player
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>>74801951
Ben Lovejoy
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>>74796583
god sakic is truly the hockey equivalent to Brendan Frasier
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>>74801951
Garnet Exelby is l i t e r a l l y /ourguy\
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>>74796512
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>>74801951
matt martin
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>>74802125
Matt Martin is too much of a chad to be /hisguy/
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>finnish hockey opinions

into the trash it goes
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>just found out the world championships is in paris
>players are literally going to get beheaded by muslim terrorists

good work europe. nice continent you got there
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>kongs have been shutout more times than any other team except the avs
Is there any bad stat the avs aren't leading in? This fucking team
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>>74801936
something something sindy crosby
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>>74802324
>shutout more times than fred flinstone
>hey lets go out and pick up another goaltender at the trade deadline

Everything has been downhill since they got rid of Budaj
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Anaheim has 41 fighting majors this year, while the Carolina Nordiques have only 6. Fighting is slightly up from last year, but still the second least in this millenia. Too many soft yuros or why don't the players fight anymore?
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>>74802401
90% of those for Anaheim are Jared Boll
>make 1m a year to play 3 minutes a game and goad other people into getting in a fight with you
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>>74802401
Manletism
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>Carolina could have had Cam Talbot if they werent stingey with a 2nd round pick
>Instead chose to trade for Eddie Lack

Is there a more punished franchise?
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>>74802798

Still one more cup than the cantpucks
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Detroit lost to Buffalo last night. Knowing Detroit that means they'll win against Montreal tonight
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>>74802798
>trading for a goalie with a last name that literally means "leakage"
They brought this upon themselves
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>>74802798
>go from SCF to missing the playoffs twice to winning a cup to missing the playoffs twice

thats a weird punishment
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>>74802441
Boll can bang though. Watching him and prout put it down for the Jackets was sweet.
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>>74802913
Is it Karma for uncle gary giving them a cup?
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>>74802909
Lack means leakage?
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>>74802995
Nah, läck does. See pic.
Lack means lacquer, and is also a slang word for being angry
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TAPPARA - ILVES PLAYOFF SERIES STARTS TODAY HYPE HYPE HYPE battle of Tampere
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For me, it's finnish music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
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>>74803009
Oh, learn something new everyday. Thanks Sven
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Couldnt stay up for the laffs v ruins game
2 Empty netters for the laffs? wtf?
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>>74803096
No problem, glad I could help :)

>>74803104
Yup, why not?
it's not impossible to score two goals in the last minute or so. So why give up after letting in one empty netter?

Yesterday a team in Sweden scored two goals in the last minute (19.27 and 19.53 I think) to tie up a playoff game in the second division and take the game to OT for example.
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>>74803104
Was a great game. Bruins pulled Rask and the leafs just first hale mary's into the open net.

The greatest part of the night was that the Bruins posters had the audacity to claim they lost cause of refpuck.
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>>74803104
had to get an empty netter eventually
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>>74803104

but muh laine is a empty net babby
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SWEDEN will Växjö and Frölunda win tonight?
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>>74803243
No idea tbf. Could really go either way.
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>>74803243

Nordic languages sicken me to the core
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>>74803256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APhiMp2JkUw

:)
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>>74803260
Why does he sound so American? His accent is completely gone
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>>74803342
Because he's lived and worked in USA for a while. Same thing goes for some of the swedish hockey players. I can't explain it very well. But scandinavian languages and english are quite compatible, which probably is why scandinavians are able to do away with the accent
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>>74803342
Also. As for him, being able to talk with an american accent makes it easier for him to get roles in films. So he might even have worked on losing his accent (he can probably switch it on though)
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I hate this autistic manchild but he kept Marchand from achieving anything notable.
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>>74803255
>>74803255
I betted x
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Really makes one ponder..
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Kongs
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>>74803486
Good luck!

>both previous VÄX/FRÖ games have gone to OT
>betting on a third straight OT
Wew lad, bold bet!
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>>74803128
except >we did
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>>74803601
Even if you did, you have still had them on your side for the season so who cares

>implying Marchand shouldn't have been suspended for 10 games or so by now
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Jesse Lake
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>tfw the bluejackets win it all and there is nothing anyone can do
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>>74803635
>poolumbus poopackets
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>>74803547
Where can you find the updated rosters for ehm? Been a while since I played it, wanna get back at it
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>>74803792
Steam workshop or download from their site
TBL rosters
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Where did all the Kongs fans go?
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>>74803798
Thanks man!
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>>74801951
Daniel Winnik.
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>>74803614
Marchand's advanced stats are great

Best Slewfoots-gotten-away-with per 60
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>>74803104
you'll like this stat: the Great Dane is now a career 8-0-0 vs the bruins
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>>74803922
if they were to award a trophy for this, what would it look like?
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>>74803938
A broken ankle covered in gold
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>>74803966
where would the tears dispense from?
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>>74803577
ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit (YOU) theAbIaZoLUTEMadMaN IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy fuckingTIme he POSTs it haHAzhAHa OPErATOR give mE The pLice thEre's a MADmaNmaKIN MEmES in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe
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>>74803842
>kongs fans

Its not plural. Its only Armenia.
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>>74803938
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>>74803977
ahshah he posted ìt again h0ly shit (YOU) theAbIaZoLUTEMadMaN IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy fuckingTIme he POSTs it haHAzhAHa OPErATOR give mE The pLice thEre's a MADmaN poStiN BUlJuuUUUUUU in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe
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>>74803976
From the shattered ankle bone; supplied with actual tears from people who whine on NHLs facebook posts
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>>74804047
i want to be the guy running around collecting those tears
seems like my kinda gig
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>tfw favorite band is canadian
>tfw they're laff fans
>tfw heard one of their songs on the TV playing at the ACC last night
why am i cursed to like leaf music
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Post cute boys.
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>>74803966
your bants are actually very witty, I 've been watching you.
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>>74804076
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>>74804070
What band?
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>>74804090
Billy Talent
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>>74804032
AhEhEHEEEJEJ wHAT's wrong WIth his faCe??? LOL!!!!! hE posted ìt again h0ly shit Jesse Puljujärvi theAbIaZoLUTEMadMaN IT JUSTKEeps geeting FuNniER EVERy fuckingTIme he POSTs it haHAzhAHa wHAT's wrong WIth his faCe OPErATOR give mE The pLice thEre's a MADmaNmaKIN MEmES BuLjUJUJu in oUr MIDsT and I CAN'T bREATHe
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Flames will qualify for the play offs
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>>74804105
good taste
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>>74804116
why cant the cucks just lie down and let the battle of alberta happen
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>>74804105
CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN
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>>74804076
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>>74804105
lmao billy talent is your favourite band?
HXC INTO THE RIVER BELOWW XDD RUNNEJJ FRUM DA INDERNO XDD TRU PUNX
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>>74804130
THE RED FLAG WAVIN NEVER MEANT THE SAME
>t. NHL 06
>>74804135
>river below
>not insanely overrated
almost as overrated as fallen leaves
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>>74804127
They are really butthurt about not drafting tkachuk

I really want a BoA though
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>>74804145
don't listen to them muxh but devil in a midnight mass is the shit
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>>74804145
That's how I heard of them lol
>>74804135
>He wasn't edgy in 2006
Faggot
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what did the wild mean by this?
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>>74804181
Dubnyk is garbage now.
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>>74801999
He's been shocking since he came back from injury, literally 4th line tier
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>>74804181
Can't tame the wild, they do what they want, when they want
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>>74804105
Oh sweet, I've liked them since middle school, didn't know they were leafs fans
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STANLEY CUP WINNERS 2017
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For me, it's Young
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>>74804209
they are from mississauga, its like a prerequisite to be a laffer
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bonaqua
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NEW
>>74789198
>>74789198
>>74789198
>>74789198
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>>74804222
>tfw Young will never serenade you in a manitoba forest prior to being whisked away to a jets game
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>>74804223
What other bands are into the NHL?
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>>74804216
Turn off the xbox LOL
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>>74804246
simple plan likes the habs
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>>74804236
wake me up
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>>74804246
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>>74804259
Nice.

Also, NEW:
>>74804260
>>74804260
>>74804260
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>>74804259
>posting an image of a tranny
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>>74804246
safe to say the fratellis are into the hawks
likewise with dropkick murphys and the b-ruins
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>>74804274
pic related

>>74804272
>hating on based shania
HAND YOU YOUR FUCKING MOOSE LICENSE YOU FUCKING HOSER
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>>74804248
>Bustju
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>>74804181
slumping right before getting red hot in the playoffs
teams do it all the time




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