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do you think Goatse even cares about football anymore
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Eis Eis Tonne
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>>77164666
>being able to cum in ice cold water
Truly the next GOAT.
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>>77164666
exalifitin
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>>77164666
>mfw USA wins da world cup
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Do ice baths help with fat loss
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>>77169924

they have nothing to do with fat loss

they're also just a placebo for inflammation, they don't do anything for that either. hasn't been proven
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>>77169987
this, there is no proof that ice baths do anything beneficial
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>>77164565
>jumping in the ice cream cooler because he's too short to reach in and grab one
LMAO what a manlet
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>>77164728
Saved.
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>>77164565
I claim this thread for /beschissen/
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>>77173441
h-hey 5'9 isn't that short
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>>77164565
>losing hair at a young age
>tfw I know this feel
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>>77164565
DOCTORS HATE HIM
>this flubby fat manlet has found a new method to lose weight
*HOW? check it out NOW*
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>>77173441
>american "humour"
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>>77177909
yes hello
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>>77164728
Nice meme, have an upvote
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>>77178052
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mfw no "granate" transfer except James
>mfw James severely underachieves coming season and ends up on the bench

Bayern won't win shit again this season
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>>77178089
okay
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>>77178052
>Ich möchte daran erinnern, dass die deutsche Nationalmannschaft auf dieser Position mit Thomas Müller 2014 immerhin Weltmeister geworden ist.
really activates my head almonds, it all makes sense now.
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>>77178052
Granatabry > Alexis
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>>77178084
this photo of a Rüsseltier makes me a bit anxious
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> Der Klopp-Vergleich zu Liverpools Transfer-Frust: „Du siehst draußen ein Auto, von dem du schon dein Leben lang geträumt hast – und du sagst: 'Hier ist das Geld'. Aber sie sagen dir: 'Ich möchte das Auto nicht verkaufen'. Du sagst: 'Aber ich habe das Geld' – und sie sagen: 'Wir wollen nicht verkaufen'.“
'>„Diese Dinge passieren im Leben, nicht nur im Fußball“, so Klopp weiter. „Sie sagen: Kauf dir ein anderes Auto, in einer anderen Farbe', aber du antwortest: 'Ok, aber ich will dieses.' So einfach läuft das ab. Wir wollen die richtigen Dinge tun und nicht einfach irgendetwas tun.“
Is Kloppo finally loosing it?
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>>77178220
loosening his screws yes

(you dummie)
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>RB Leipzig can hold their best players which means they are already more successful and bigger than Liverpool and Dortmund
fgsfds
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>>77178238
:'(
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>>77178256
And Bayern (Kroos)
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>>77178256
And Kopenhagen (Delaney)
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hehe
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>>77178220
Kloppo has a screw locker
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no bullying pls :_:
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>>77178371
ok but you stop bullying first ;_;
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wiping the tears off my 4chins and go grocery shopping, you guys want anything?
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>>77178377
never
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hello are leverkusen not in shambles yet
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>>77178385
I need some cream
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>>77178455
No idea. Herrlich is the big x-factor for the next season.
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i've some cream in my pants for you ;)
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>>77177330

real /bundes/. pls migrate
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>>77178488
neck yourself
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>>77178488
see >>77178321
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>>77178485
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>>77164565
T H I C C
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>>77178455
But havertz is going to be the best player of his generation
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there is literally nothing wrong with bayern tho
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>The year of our lord 2017
>bauern fans still pretend that they're are the good guys
>everyone who disagrees is a jealous shareholder
truly the scum of german football fans
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>>77178555
out:
calhanoglu
toprak
kampl
chicharito (?)

in:
bender
kohr
???
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>>77178503
true
>>77178504
true
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>>77178590
2 -> 3 isn't detailed enough for me.
>tfw too stupid to neck myself
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Today's status: yawn-o-rama
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>>77178610
there are a lot of buli related transfer rumours.
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not the RB poster but I actually think that they might snatch the title.
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>>77178649
there is a snatch in my pants. ;)

But seriously, I wouldn't be suprised if RBL is getting into trouble because of their international inexpirienced team/coach and the trouble of playing their power pressing two times a week over at least the first half of the season.
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>>77178649
No way, (sadly) they are going to end up on sixth place at best.
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>>77178649
which one?
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>>77164565
Is he the most out of shape footballer?

I mean it's like him and Rooney right? Anyways they look guys who never work out.
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>>77178690
I think that you're right
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>>77178788
what about higuain?
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>>77178590
>t. mad shareholder
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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>77179377
looks like a place where some Sören would complain about muh Gentrifizierung
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>>77179411
That was 15 years ago, now the gentrificators are complaining about noise if there's a bar within 300 meters of their apartment.
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>>77179377
where's that?
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>>77179442
denmark
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>>77179442
Near Dybbölsbro station in the Vestebro neighborhood in Copenhagen.
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>>77179377
nicer than any place ive ever been
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>>77179449
have you taken that pic yourself?
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>>77179458
cant you see the reflection in the window?
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ahh found y'all
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>>77179458
Yes, I am travelling by train as we speak
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>>77179442
>not recognizing Dybbölsbro's unique landscape
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>>77179462
I don't know how the Danish guy looks so how should I tell
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>guy
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>>77179510
where are you headed?
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>>77179519
Holbaek
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>>77179519
I'm headed west from Copenhagen
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>>77179540
why
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>>77179544
My parents are going on vacation tomorrow morning so I'm moving in while they're gone.
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>>77179553
Brondbyoster station?
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>>77179553
they live in Roskilde?
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>tfw still living at home
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>>77179566
Much further west than that
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>>77179573
how old are you though
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>>77179572
No, Roskilde is right between Copenhagen and their place.
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>>77179579
19 and studying
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>>77179583
what happens in denmark
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>>77179589
People just go about their day
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>>77179595

Why are you posting all this shit, Jan-Aage?
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>>77164565
Hello yes I am here now, where are the bundes?
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>>77179614
I'm bored on a train and you guys are bored at home or at work.
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>>77179637
thank you
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>>77164565
>tfw canadian
>tfw never done an ice bath

am i missing something
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>>77179684
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>>77179710
is she an Olympian Track cyclist?
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>>77179584
Going to uni in your hometown is always a mistake.
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Last stop before mine

>>77179725
It's actually the home city of both Michael Rasmussen and current Danish road champion Mads Pedersen, so there is something about that town and cycling for sure.
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>>77179741

Where are your refugees, Denmark?
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>>77179741
hard to imagine a place where normal people ride bikes and take public transportation
seems like a dream
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>>77179747

that's the most common and unspectacular thing you can do in Europe...
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>>77179733
t. dorftrottel
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>>77179745
the German and Swedish ones?
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too many germaniggers itt
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>>77179777
how are you today Sören
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>>77179589

what happens in denmark stays in denmark you snooping asshole
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>>77179782
that's like going to a nfl thread and complaining about there being too many Americans
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ihr dummen mongos
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ruhe kevin
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>>77179777
No
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>braindead customer bumping his shitty Buyern thread
embarrassing
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Is this bundes?
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>>77179934
stop giving him more attention than he deserves

>>77179941
no this is /./
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUNDES???
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here
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>>77179967

>>77177330
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>>77179967
this is /bundes/
[spöiler] pls don't tell the mods :_: [/spöiler]
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I told you (s)he's taking the train to Holbaek (or Kisserup hehehe)

Proof: >>77179532
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>>77180000
Quads confirm Denmark is a crossdresser.

>>77179741
Denmark pls visit me I need it bad.
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>>77180000
>Kisserup
up what O.O
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hello lads

finally found you guys
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>>77179747
the municipal governments here have been stepping up the installation of bike lanes and massively improving the underground/light rail over the last 10-15 years. it's great, but the public caterwauling over bike lanes fractionally slowing down vehicle traffic and having to pay slightly higher taxes to afford it all has been astounding, even in a loony lefty environmentally-friendly region, and it's no surprise to me that most NA cities really struggle to move in that direction at all
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>>77180015
>(s)he didn't watch 7bundes/ episode #9656
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75047452/#q75069643
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UM CEPO DE MADEIRA
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>>77180045
Sabe pa
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goodbye. I'll be back in ~3hrs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTCvV7-f7nE
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>>77180045
UMA DELICA
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Wie zur Hölle heißt nochmal dieses Spiel????
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Watched the women's football last night. It was OK. Might watch again tonight. Also going to start learning Spanish on duolingo.

>>77180009
Where do you live

>>77180000
Holbæk
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>>77180127
Autoteppich aufm pc bilschrm
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>>77180127
Töff Töff
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>>77180128
Que eres loco esé
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Look what I'm standing on right this very moment
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>>77180171
you are not standing on it tbf
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>>77180042
>going to some /bundes/ threads of the past year
>all those deleted posts
mfw
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>>77180187
I stepped off to take the picture but I was standing on it when I wrote the post sooo....
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Denmark looks like Germany without Turks
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>>77180200
hmmmmm.....
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>>77180204
Germany is more diverse when it comes to different landscapes.
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>>77180204
in reality it's Mecklenburg-Vorpommern with turks
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>>77180216
Yeah sorry I should have said Northern Germany. But these train stops look exactly like the ones I pass every day just without the vandalism, graffiti and shady brown people loitering about.
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>>77180204
Denmark is 90% this >>77179583
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>>77180234
yeah, just look at the breathtaking beauty of Dybbölsbro >>77179377
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post feet on street carpet or i dont believe oyu
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>>77180171
is this for babymark?
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>>77180247
It's the first small station right after Copenhagen central station, so tbf it's not really representative of much
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>>77180255
Yes
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>>77180151
>>77180153
NEIN
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what are you doing at your parents' house on a monday? are you stealing their booze? don't you have to work?
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>>77178220
based fucking RBL
team of the transfer window so far, cucking everyone
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>>77180419
Uhm you ever heard of vacation, German workerbot lol (just joking) but year I have the week off.
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show feet
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Beep boop beep I'm the Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen~ bot.
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>>77180508
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reminder that Johannes never paid
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fetti detected
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>>77180517
that's what happens when you don't use the mobility scooter, fatty boom boom
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>>77180517
>having chubby feet

Classic Ameriblub
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>>77180522
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>>77180522
not only did he never pay, he also drove away pog
;_;
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pog? more like pig
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it's dog
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVLUeXkzUjM

Nevermoooooooooore
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Anyone wanna form a progrock band?
Possible band names:
- at the dinner table
- 5th place with helmsman
- i sintomi neurologici
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>>77180664
Eminent Domain
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>>77180664
ask /cric/
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>>77180517
it's gangrene dude, rip your foot
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>>77180560
Johannes was the good guy here.
>tfw I can't remember his pre-GOATZE trip
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>Johannes was the good guy
t. johannes
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Praise the sun.
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t. RazorHoeneB
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recommend me music like aphex twin - 14th avril or more blissful music in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI
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Christian, don't steal our booze!!!
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Hmmmmm
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Hehe you can't stop me
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>>77180734
pay denbts, Johannes
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Don't you dare to invite any girls!

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/23436961/#23439876
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>>77180845
*cuddles
N-nya~
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anime = mental illness
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wrong
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being German = mental illness
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>>77180850
Real based trip
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cringe du hässlicher türke
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>>77180879
>t. Sören Benn
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>>77180883
Yes, that was back when I hoped RB would get Magath as a coach. Back when we were young, so young.
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>Turn- und Sportgemeinschaft 1899 Hoffenheim e.V.
Sure rolls off the tongue
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>>77180850
I think Johannes actually managed to leave this shithole.
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>>77180885
cringe
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Another German has drowned at a Danish beach today
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>>77180898
At least you tried, Johannes.
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>>77180906
"""German""" or German?
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""""""""""""""""""german"""""""""""""""""" or german
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>>77180906
lyl

>>77180910
I'm the anon that likes your cakes ;_; I never tripped
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>>77180879
back to Aleppo, Achmed
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>>77180906
How is Grenen, Denmark?
The interference of the two seas looks amazing.

>>77180919
Wew. I do rarely bake these days. Too warm anyway.
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>>77180889
kek
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>>77180915
German

>>77180927
Ya it's pretty cool and Skagen nearby is a really nice town. Northern Jylland in general is a cool place for a vacation with some nice nature.
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>>77180949
I sort of want to go for a swim there but I feel like the waves coming from both sides would be dangerous as shit, not to mention the currents.
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>>77180962
I don't think you're even allowed to swim there due to the currents. It's actually pretty dangerous.
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>>77180975
I'm German, I go wherever I damn well please.
Except possibly Russia.
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>>77180989
I think the reason so many Germans drown in Denmark every summer is that they often live so far away from the ocean and they don't consider the fact that the Danish western coast is actually the North Atlantic. Here you can never be more than 52k from the sea and it probably gives you some awareness of the dangers when you go there so often.
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>>77181006
And because Germans are usually stupid.
Having fun with the sea (or even a lake) is one thing, but one should never stop respecting it.

Hell, even the lake I cross once or twice a week has some idiots drowning in it every year.
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>>77181018
>Germans are usually stupid.
Try harder nigger.
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88 Germans drowned while visiting Denmark between 2001-2011

>>77181018
Germans are a bit strange when they are out and about, especially abroad. All foreigners are strange in their own way, but Germans are strange in a way where it makes sense that they end up drowning.
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>>77181010
User was arrested for this post
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>>77181033
Danish people are strange when they are abroad too btw, I don't want to sound like I'm dissing Germans in any way.
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>>77181033
That's not even 9 per year, that's not a lot, I feel.
And anyway, good riddance.

I always like thinking about how many people lost their lives in the water when I am looking at or swimming in the Baltic. And how many corpses are probably floating in it currently.
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>>77181068
I don't know, nine Germans drowning every year at Danish beaches? It feels like a lot to me. I know millions come here on vacation, but I doubt that many Danes drown every year in beach-swimming related accidents. Probably a lot more when you count fishermen and drunk people on a night out, but still.
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>sörenbennmark
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>>77177982
>>77177982
finn genes my norther
though Kimi R. have good hair!
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>>77181088
No idea how many Germans drown on the Baltic isles (Usedom, Rügen) every year, especially not from other nations. Probably several dozen though.

People just aren't careful if there are big waves about. You go in some metres, just so you can smash against the waves a bit, but you don't go for a goddamn swim unless you're trained or got someone watching over you.
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>>77181088
>>9
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>drowning in the baltic
lmao it's just a little pond baka
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>>77181116
A lot of good places for swimming where I'm from. Protected from any ocean both by the immediately surrounding land and also far away from the Atlantic with Jylland and afyn in between.
It also keeps warm long into late summer. As long as the oxygen levels don't too low, but it's a bit too big a mass of water for that to really happen.
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>>77181153
*afyn = Fyn
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>>77181153
>wanting warm and/or calm water
Denmark, I used to respect you.
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the water is like 3° anyway why would i bath in that
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>>77181166
I don't want to drown
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>>77181149
don't underestimate the currents and the Brandungsrückstrom
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Jessy Wellmer will host Sportschau this year.
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>>77181191
Well be careful.
But dead calm water with 8°C is the GOAT experience for a cheeky dip.
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At my parents' summerhouse the water is wuite a bit colder and choppier since it faces Storebælt. Not quite Atlantic conditions, but still more than enough for anyone who's a bit adventurous.
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>>77181198
>currents and the Brandungsrückstrom in a little pond
k
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>>77181239
>t. Kevin aus Hessen
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Konichiwa where are the bundes.
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>>77181270
t. weak pussy getting btfo by a little pond
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I have a little pond in my pants ;)
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>>77181200
ugh, I know

Trivia: Denmark's parents are rich
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>>77180850
pineappletable post
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Lineups for Germany - Sweden
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>>77181337
>no brown girl in lineup
>lets make the one with the non-German surname the captain then
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>>77181337
Tom BTFO
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>>77177991
kek
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>mfw ppl continue to bully Götze
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>>77181337
reminder that Doorsoun-Khajeh and Kayikci are only in the squad because of intern "quotas"
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>>77181468
r u fatze's mum?
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>>77180989
come see me in the favela tough boi
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every dane is rich
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i rarely ever wathc movies but this is the second movie in 2 days
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>>77181549
even babymark?
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>schmelzer dislikes löw

aww, too bad he can't get him out like tuchel
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>>77181639
huh?
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>>77181639
>Auf Nachfrage der „Sport Bild“ deutete der Dortmunder unter der Woche entsprechend ein angespanntes Verhältnis zum Bundestrainer an. Zwar könne er sich eine Rückkehr in die Nationalelf durchaus vorstellen („Das wäre immer ein Thema für mich, weil es nichts Schöneres gibt, als für Deutschland zu spielen.“), „aber es soll irgendwie nicht sein. Und dadurch, dass der Bundestrainer seinen Vertrag nochmal verlängert hat, wird es eher schwierig für mich.“
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Lelzer confirmed top
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Quick post german music
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Kurdo - Ya Salam

:^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSdCSEKp1Jg
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>>77181996
>>77182005
>
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handjob
lolicon
mind control
moral degeneration
nakadashi
piercing
schoolgirl uniform
swimsuit

>>77181521
Qoutenkanaken?
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>>77182021
piss dich, du fette aminuttu
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Summing up german music in one song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVxZ2WhZCL8
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>>77181115
It's a transplant
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>>77182049
>Gock gock
>>77182038
xD
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Christianmark?
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>>77182082
you rang?
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they're out for dinner
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>>77182129
Kek. Saved.
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>eating dinner this late with my parents
It was on the table at 18:30 as usual
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>>77182337
will you invite your crush over?
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I thought you guys went go out.
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>>77182374
No

>>77182392
No, they are leaving very early tomorrow
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>>77182406
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/23440251/#23441362

I think it's number 7, am I right?
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Hi where are the transfer?
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I can't open the picture
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>>77182536
me neither

later you said it's either 5 (she's got a nice popo) or 7
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>>77182552
I'm not sure I even know those girls. I doubt I've ever put numbers on a photo.
This was back in the day of the tinychat group, so who knows what was going on.
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>>77180879
this
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>>77180870
not true
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>>77181447
>You now remember Lil Debbie
I never asked for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNnxl65Ulc8
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>>77182588
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>>77181972
official /bundes/ hymn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU62THtzoFM
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>>77181468
hes a fat manlet m8
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>>77182771
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8V94SCJ4NGc
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>>77182533
According to "AS", Ath.Bilbao is interested in Merino.
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>>77182801
>AS
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as more like ass
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damn
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>>77183027
Heh. good 1
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Denmark do you know Hvide Sande?
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>>77183183
yes
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>>77179377
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Bauer means peasant?
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>>77183261
it means builder
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>>77183261
Yes. Although the way I see it, Bauer is also the most fitting translation for pleb.
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>>77169987
>implying placebo effect isn't the greatest medicine
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>>77183315
Ah that makes sense. Thanks bby.
>>77183308
t. dummkopf
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>>77183376
okay, dummkopf
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just came home from work. time to open the beer now

>>77180807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNwYtllyt3Q
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>>77183261
ughhhhhh go get your own cultu... oh wait nvm
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>>77183410
based beer poster
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>>77183183
Yes

>>77183253
Nice
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>>77183424
Very rude, muhammad
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>>77180778
watch out with that Black Sun/Thule-Gesellschaft shit, m8
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>>77183183
kek i'm like 20 km from Hvide Sande
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>>77183562
Really? Where?
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>teleportmark
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>>77183578
Ringkobing
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>>77183551
Kraft durch Freude
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for me its Ringkobing IF
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>Holmsland Klit
eheheh
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Kraft durch /bundes/
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>>77183610
be careful, evil denmark is here
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explain this shit denmark
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i-is this /bundes/? this isn't supposed to be /bundes/
why is this /bundes/?
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>>77183678
Me on top
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>>77183678
>when you fell for the THICC meme
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whats going on in this thread?
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>>77183678
It's called something like Survival of The Fattest.
I was originally put in the city for some stupid event. People and business' bought the statue and now it's stuck here. We used to shove apples up in the ass of the woman
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>>77183685
yes
depends
mods
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>>77183610
How often do you go surfing?
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>>77183875
Never, i don't live here anymore. Just home because of holidays.
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it's schlafi time for notbundes
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>>77183974
Night night
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>>77183711
we are bullying fatty boom boom
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>>77183678
>Götze for BVB.jpg
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>>77184001
Well, you know what they say, better to be fat than import millions of migrants per year who will destroy every remnant of culture that ancestors spent their lives enjoying
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>>77184040
yeah, the Atlantic slave trade was a mistake
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>>77183974
but I don't feel sleepy yet
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>>77184062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7z8Id9eJx0
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>>77184056
I mean the Mediterranean migration :))))
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>>77184069
zzzzzzzz..
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>>77169924
It's for muscle recovery
But shivering does burn a lot of calories
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yes good night
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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning
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>>77188400
Good morning
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>>77188421
see >>77183095
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>>77178534

>there are Sip Boys™ on /sp/
>they're posting in /bundes/ and Bayern threads

what the fuck
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>>77188431
Thanks!
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Billig und gewillig
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>>77164565
Why are there two of him
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>>77183678
putting the art in entartet :^)
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>this thread right now
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choo choo
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>>77189293
how up
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>>77189377
Updog
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>>77189400
what's updog?
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Will Leverkusen become the next Schalke and Schalke the next Leverkusen?
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>>77189421
Nothing much, how about you
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>>77189428
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>drunkmark
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>onlychildmark
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>>77189461
One fine day Roberto Firmino was a bit lazy and did not run the required 100 km per. Kloppo took the boy aside and screamed: "Do you have a crossbar shot? This here is a full throttle event!" In the next game Firmino ran 200 kilometers. Cult motivator Kloppo!
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she has a brother, you dumb freshie
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what if Denmark is Johannes?
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>Laut „Bild“ beschäftigt sich mit Borussia Mönchengladbach allerdings auch ein Bundesligist mit einer Verpflichtung Choupo-Motings, der seinerseits lieber weiter in Deutschland spielen wolle. Max Eberl, Sportdirektor der Borussia, hatte erst am Montag im „Kicker“ gesagt: „Ich weiß doch, was viele Außenstehende denken: Gladbach muss endlich einen Stoßstürmer dazu holen, die brauchen eigentlich schon seit Jahren einen klassischen Mittelstürmer, um einen Plan B in der Tasche zu haben.“ Dabei werde aber unterschätzt, „dass auch so ein Spielertyp in die gesamte Spielweise integriert werden muss.“
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>"she"
Autistic virgin
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>>77189490
Gladbach will finish 7th
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just like denmark, i also left paris for a while to join the countryside!
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>>77189504
post pics then
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>>77189504
yes post pictures of your habitat
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>arrive in house with a garden
>weather is cold and grey
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>>77189887
dhl guy just told me that bayern are playing arsenal today?
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>>77189902
Tomorrow.
Milan - Dortmund 13:20 today, Arsenal - Bayern same time tomorrow
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>>77189919
okay, thanks
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>>77189902
Why would he bring up that kinda topic?
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>>77189938
i was wearing my arsenal shirt
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>>77189943
And what've you ordered?
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>>77189988
a dildo lolz xD
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>Dass er nun wieder angreifen kann, ist das Ergebnis von harter Arbeit und eines ausgeklügelten Comeback-Plans. Götze: „Ich hatte ein spezielles, individuelles Programm. Wir haben das von Tag zu Tag und Woche zu Woche gesteigert. Ich habe viele Läufe gemacht, war regelmäßig im Kraftraum und habe mich so auf die unterschiedlichen Situationen eingestellt. Ziel war es, jetzt im Juli wieder einzusteigen, was glücklicherweise auch geklappt hat. Ich habe in diesen fünf Monaten also ausschließlich trainiert. Jetzt geht es mir besser, ich kann spielen – also alles gut.“
I thought he had some special work-out to overcome his illness. Reading this, one might think that he was just out of shape and needed some extra hard work to catch up with the fitness level of his teammates.
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What's why nobody like you
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>>77190054
fatty got his stomach stapled
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>>77190074
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>>77190054
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Is this the milan vs bvb thread?
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dummer fidschi
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>>77190130
it is now
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Stream
http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
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englisch stream
genti.stream/hd1.php
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>these grey people walking in the background
>chinks shouting "MILAN"
this is surreal
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>schmelzer
literally who
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>>77190220
some mean bully
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>>77190215
rly meaks u think
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Sahin scored
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>invest 190 million
>still have a shit gk

PELUNTY
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why are they celebrating
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>>77190289
are you talking about dortmund or ac?
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>Buttgart bought Zieler
that's news to me desu.
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>>77176087
>>77176087
>>77176087
this is the match thread
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>>77190326
uhm no
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>>77190322
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Match thread.

>>77190323
>>77190323
>>77190323
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>>77190326
>>77190344
kys
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>Weidenfehler
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>>77190356
slut
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>>77190365
no u
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>tfw europe
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Auba staying in dirtmund confirmed
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>>77190431
given that there isn't a decent replacement available, it's a smart decision.
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Rot weiß rot, bis wir sind tot!
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>>77190431

Did he get cucked by Watzke and Zork? They probably outsmarted this dumb moneynigger quite hard...
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Was there ever a statement about Marios return or has he just returned low key?
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Antonio Cassano has announced his retirement, eight days after joining Hellas Verona.
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>>77190687
He's always been a faggot.
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>>77190687
>eight days after joining Hellas Verona.
what happened?
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>>77190699
He got homesick apparently
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>>77190325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EULdXDdYuXs
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>homesick
k
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>>77190733
Yeah you're right, that's pretty far, especially if you have a family and you're old and on a short-term contract so it doesn't make sense for your family to move with you.
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>>77190709
hmmmm....
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>>77190675

low key.but that's probably the best thing to do in his situation
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>>77190748
your wrong
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>>77190709
Rüsseltier shit! Hellas supporters are pretty badass. He probably shat his pants when he thought what might happen after his next outsperg.
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>>77190765
Uhhh no

>>77190766
Yes I like Hellas. My favourite footballer-before-my-time is a massive hero there.
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does anyone here how Milan is able to ignore FFP? I asked in serie a and they said 'they don't have to follow it this year' which makes no sense
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>>77190220
still dont understand why dirtmund hasnt sold him already. he's either injured or plays like utter trash, yet acts like he's hot shit
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>>77190801
>FFP
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>>77190814
good answer. thanks bud.
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>commentator bullies manlets
hehe
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*sets up 3 goals*
heh

>>77190874
Thanks. what a retarded regulation.
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What do soccer players need to take an ice bath for? There is no physical contact and it's mostly jogging around and faking injuries like a retard.
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Götze looks so happy to be on the field
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>>77190905
see >>77182038
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>>77190900
Yeah, FFP is a joke and everyone knows it.
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>American announcer calling Pulisic Pülisic
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>>77190963
Isn't this how he calls himself?
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>"Die deutsche Nationalmannschaft braucht ihn [Reus] natürlich dringend. DRINGEND!"
uhm no
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>>77191050
they need more boipucci tbf
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>>77191009
Poo-lisick
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Wow people still give a shit about this meme club?
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>>77191050
Fit Reus is better than any other German player on his position
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>no one wants to buy le pacy mercenary nigger
>KGaA thinks this is somehow good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77191138
>fit reus
lel
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>>77191138
>fit reus
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>>77191138
so is fit Matthäus
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>>77191145
>>77191148
>>77191219
Of course he is never fit you dumb cunts.
But that is why the German NT needs him if he ever managed a season without breaking his legs.

Jesus, it's like talking to brain-damaged 13 year olds some times.
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>>77191302
reus detected
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heh

good one
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reus is shit desu, muller is better
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lol
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>>77191520
why was she so angery?
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>>77191529
thingken of rake
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Could Hoffe play Salzburg in the CL playoff?
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>>77191666
yes
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hello where are you
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>>77179702
Just jump in some nearby lake in like September
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I'm so lonely weini
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>>77192655
Götze is a big guy
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Guys is this /bundes/? If yes, could you tell me about Renato Sanches, please? Is he a good player?
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>>77192759
he's not good and he isn't talented either.
>>
he is right

sanches is literally a regional one hit wonder
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>>77191666
You're habitat looks like a big pile of shit. Nice trips tho.
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>>77192921
shh don't summon him
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>>77192921
That's Berlin löl
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no it's not
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>>77192976
>let me tell you about where you've been
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thats clearly not Berlin
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>>77191666
your country's embassy is right around the corner if I remember correctly
and a Dunkin Donuts
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>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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damn
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>>77191666
Such a powerful and emotional place. Never again.
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>>77193037
chegg poind Charlie :DDD
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>""""again""""
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>>77193062
lol nice bait
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>>77193078
It happened and you know it
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>>77193062
It never happened, but it should.
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>>77193095
victors justice is what happened
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>nrwers
>>77193062
I would kindly recommend that you don't (you) me again you homo
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>>77192723
no he's a THICC GUY
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>>77193156
4U
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Wow, actual nazis in my /bundes/? I guess that's it for me. Have a nice life.
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>>77193102
>>
bye
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>>77193123
Victoria justice?
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>>77193172
we prefer the term national socialist you shitlord
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>>77193123
>victors justice is what happened
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>>77193201
see >>77182129
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Augsburg vs FC Tokyo starts in 3mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGgVfKOOaH8
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>>77193254
first loss of many this season for Augsburg
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>>77193287
they'll unironically get relegated this season
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>>77193221
Why are german women so whorish yet so bad in bed?
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>>77193351
don't know I'm a virgin
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What does this have to do with VJ?
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>>77193351
the opposite is true in my experience
german women dress like shit and don't flirt much but are all secretly lewd
maybe you have been doing it wrong?
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>don't even allow a qt3.141 to take a piss on you
>wonder why she's like a dead fish in bed and call her a killjoy

the absolute state of burger """intelligence"""
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>>77193433
>
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>>77193433
this tbqh familia
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Hello, where is /bundes/?
>>
yes
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augsburg is real bad
too b a d tho bc it seems a comfy place
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>>77193123
stop posting that whore
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I got tickets for the HSV - Augsburg game. I hope we don't lose.

t.Hamburger Jung
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Who /calc/ here?
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>>77193572
comfy af
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>>77193607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUIkIx2fX5o
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>>77193607
hmmmm
>>77193619
good nip
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kc tier
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>>77193689
t kc double agent
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Japan-san which /bundes/ team do you like?
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>>77193815
I heard he likes HSV
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did augsburg even sign anyone to replace bobadilla and kohr?
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>>77193957
Gregoritsch.
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>>77193815
Based Nagelsmann
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>>77193957
does it matter?
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I'm back

>Malmö out of the CL in the first qualifying round
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Still a bit of shame to miss out on FCK - MFF in the next round
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>>77194099
lamö
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>>77193976
do HSV fans rate him?
>>77193992
ebin
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we're all here now >>77193140
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>4 posters
>2 (at least) of them samefag
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>>77194183
hey don't forget me >>>:(
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Cheeky new thread with an ananas camouflage. Janies will never find out: >>77194208
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