Monday morning editionold: >>77175087spicybangers.tk
why is the GOAT fw?
Is Ponzonibio going to take the divisision by storm? Can anyone take his punch? Would be nice if he did the same as yesterday but to Tyrone desu
>>77177686>tfw no gaunt fashion model looks
>>77177800>>77178065That weigh in outfit was pretty hot though.
>>77177840his striking defense isnt great
>Campos vs. Brandon from Bellator>some people are saying fight of the year candidate>Fight ends between rounds due to a cutweak
http://www.snappytv.com/tc/5262508/3389977IT'S NOT UP FOR DEBATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rgm6eRENIsIs he the most exciting grappler in all of MMA?
>>77176841Cynthia won the decision, but Calderwood won the fight.Disregarding the result, Cynthia failed to submit the most submittable fighter in the division. This was a clear victory for Calderwood and you're moving the goalposts like you're being paid to promote this Goober.
>>77178207>http://www.snappytv.com/tc/5262508/3389977NOT MINOWA MAN FUCKING DROPPEDAlso I'll never forget Imanari literally rolling face first into hellboys knee and getting instantly KO'd in seconds. Can't ever take him seriously after that.
>>77178216Really was 29-28 Calderwood
Post your favorite female fighter right now!
>>77178194How does Conor get away with keeping his hands low where someone like Gunni failed? Head movement? Surely he can't rely on that alone
>>77178246Conors footwork is a lot better, he's a lot faster, he has better head movement, he is more accurate and he throws more combos instead of single shots.Besides the stance gunni and conor are not really that similar.
>>77178216Cynthia won the fight, but Calderwood should've won the decision.I got a bit disgusted by Cynthia desu. "just hope i dont get robbed", the girl was unsuccesful for 14 minutes in that fight.
>>77178246Movement in general. Definitely from his cleaner boxing technique from his amateur days. Especially when coming forward. Conor also doesn't overextend and come in as much as Gunnar does
>>77178246Gunni got clipped in the eye moving in. I belive he wouldve won with full vision. A couple of nice punches from him before he got caught, hard to see them coming.
>>77178246By dwarfing almost all of his opponents and keeping his distance
>>77178298He was a fool not to pull guard or shoot for the legs
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Conor Mcgoober. I've lost interest in all MMA fighters, besides him. MMA fighters who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.Goobs really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.
I'm 95kg, low body fat.How do all you sub-heavyweights justify your existence? I could throw you out of your own home.
>>77178331Get off the internet Dee, you got a baby to take care of
>>77178246its almost like conor fights exclusively manlets
>>77178246Considering both Gooby and Gunni walk around at the same weight of 175lb while Gunni is two inches higher than Gooby's 5'9", I'd say the reason is because Gooby kills his organs to cut down to 145 so he can fight goes two inches smaller than him while Gunni cuts 5 pounds and fights people two inches bigger than himself.There is a reason Conor only memed on Alvarez and didn't try any of that shit with Nate.
>>77178342because i'm slowly on my way to heavyweight. i'm 80kg lean atm trying to get back to 85 and higher. 6'2 so im still fairly skeletal right now
should gunnar nelson retire? it is sad to see him getting KO'd by a jab
>>77178519nothing wrong with getting kod by a jab tb hthere are people who get kod by female slaps
>>77178529this.chinlet shaming needs to stop
>>77178331me too anon, me too
>>77178519Was he ever KOed before? I think he only lost two decisions
>>77178519I don't think his chin is deleted, it's just not very good. He's still young and 170 is as shallow as a kiddie pool
>>77178194Savage Mike>you're good at reading teleprompter but we are fighters
>>77178589Is there a list of non-memey wmma chicks ?
>>77178611>>77178606hes just going to be more likely to be KO'd every fight now. its not worth it to take brain damage to keep the gate at welterweight for a few more years.he took damage before and was lucky to stay awake, but now his chin and his style of fighting is just getting his brain scrambled. its time to hang it up. no one comes back from being slept like that
>>77178618Yeah, Bisping is an expert with hands-on experience sticking his chin up in the air
people on the sherdog forums defending karyn and getting angry at people saying bisping is right are hilarious. bunch of buffoon white knights
>>77178641Yeah he does
>>77178641I know you are memeing but he clearly is qualified after taking 2 hendo bombs in the re-match and surviving because he kept his chin tucked.
So Pozzo cheated, right? You can't poke both eyes out of your opponent, blinding them
>>77178687What are you talking about
I missed the show yesterday, any must-see fights?
>>77178634Well the jab finished him off but he got nailed with a huge right and stood in front of Ponz taking more shots before then. I don't think his chin is gone yet and he can still fight smarter the way Reem did when he came back from far worse.He's got the Goober connection in a thin division so he could be a contender again if he puts another streak together
>>77178675He survived because Hendo was a seventy five year old cripple in the rematch.>>77178750Calvillo Calderwood was FOTN imo.
>>77178628answer my question lol
>>77178760He was 38 when they first fought.
>>77178750Henry - TeymurBofando - WardRoberts - Nashmain card was good sans claderwood - cynthia
>>77178675He does have it tucked away a bit better, but a younger Hendo still would've put him away
>>77178750Man, Calderwood vs Calvillo was fuckin awesome, such a hype fight
Is Bitchping the only person who could give Conor a run for his money on trashtalk?>ywn experience the hype of a Bitchping- Goober pre-fight tour
>>77178767He was also on TRT.>>77178776They're both garbage compared to Chael.
>>77178770Am I the only one who noticed this?>Hendo on TRTPulls off one of the most devastating knockouts in the history of MMA.>Hendo off TRTManages to knock Bisping down twice but ultimately unable to finish him.
>>77178750>>77178769ThisFelder-Ray is also worth it and Leslie Smith did her Chick Diaz routine
>>77178770I thought that hbomb landed on the cheek bone?did I jump timelines again?
>>77178781And Bisping was no spring chicken himself in their rematch.
>>77178786The existence of TRT exemptions was ridiculous and never should have happened, but I don't buy the idea that roiding suddenly stopped with USADA.
conor got knocked out in sparring lmaooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm7j65FTcC0
>>77178839they said the same thing before the eddie fight and guess what eddie took the bait lol
>>77178850Literally not the same thing
>>77178786no. trt and roids has been bispings kryptonite.. its why he is the natty goat
>>77178839> random spic claims claims he heard rumoursNever happened.
>>77178687nigga the eyepoke is a fucking lieponzi just squashed that whiteboi
>>77178827Bisping was on the best run of his career, Hendo had gone 3-6 in his last nine. Come the fuck on.
>>77178880>australian says something correct about mmaNever happened.
>>77178839you can tell he is just fibbing, i saw this yesterdayi want footage or i dont care
conor is going to look like a complete ass in a boxing ring
>>77178902Bisping>Beat CB Dollawho>Split decision'd Thales Leites>Beat the shadow of Roid Silva>Lucked out on Luke RockholdReally, his only truly great win so far is Rockhold, and most people think he got lucky there. Dan Henderson was having a bad run leading up to the rematch but he only lost to killers. Every bum he fought got brutally KO'd. The fact of the matter is both of them were past their sell-by-date in the rematch.
Mirin that bunda on baby CynthiaDana has good taste
>>77178975Can't call the rockhold win lucky. He said he was going to go in swinging old school and knock him out. He did exactly what he said, hardly luck. Took the fight on short notice, was confident because he'd sparred rockhold before and chose the best gameplan for the fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SKn60joIPwI didn't realise Machida was pretty much winning this fight until 1 takedown that Jones took full advantage of
>>77179000He was lucky that he got the fight, lucky that Rockhold didn't take him seriously, and lucky that Rockhold was injured.It wasn't a lucky punch, but the idea that there was no luck involved in getting the win is beyond ludicrous.
>>77179008Jones-esque in his Eyepoke technique, Joe
>>77178967But his bank account won't
>>77179008after that """eyepoke""" cucknni landed two more clean punches.he just got BTFO by a non-meme fighter.
>>77179023Bisping knocks out Rockhold 9/10 times. The luckiness is Rockhold got away with a headbutt and eye poke the first time>muh injury!!!Bisping fights with one eye
>>77177686AYEEEEEE LOOOOOOVE YOUUU JESUSSSSS CHREEEEEEYEEEEEST
>>77179042>Bisping knocks out Rockhold 9/10 times.You think that on a full camp Bisping knocks out Rockhold 9/10 times?Fo' rizzle?
>>77179023Rockhold being stupid is bisping's luck?Nah. But yeah you can say he was lucky to get the fight. I agree with that. He straight up smashed luke, nothing lucky about it.
>>77179071>Rockhold being stupid is bisping's luck?Yes. He capitalised on the opportunity, but getting the opportunity (all of the opportunities I mentioned) was luck.
Who is your favorite woman UFC fighter? Or Invicta.
Hey Round 1 of DC/Jones is much closer than I remembered
>>77179108Hang on a minute, so is Round 2What the hell. As I recalled Jones dominated the Rounds and took the last one off since he knew he won. I could see Round 2 even being scored for DC
>>77179158two judges gave dc round 2
>>77179158>>77179170Get your academics in order young man.
>>77178342I'm 93kg cutting down from 103kg with 84kg as end goal. If shadowrealm you and your boys.
>veronica macedo will never fight again
>>77179170Honestly if we had a shitty judge I could see Rounds 1 and 2 going to DC. Round 1 was really close.I've just got done Round 3 and that's a more decisive Jones' win. If I'm not mistaken DC wins Round 5, so that's 3 rounds you could give to him if you judged poorly, which does happen
>>77179158The fight was a lot closer than people remember for some reason. The later rounds Jon pulls away but even then it's not like he dominates. Him taking DC down and DC crying afterwards gives the impression it was some one sided fight. 2nd toughtest fight of Jon's career from start to finish.
>>77179018tbf he barely won the first one, and arguably was already losing the second when jon landed that flush punchthe finish is so brutal though, straight up savagehad never noticed before, BJM tells Machida>"You're okay baby. You're alright. Do you know where you're at baby?"what the fuck did he mean by this?
>>77179202>If I'm not mistaken DC wins Round 5Keep watching.
>>77179195Who is this sultry semen demon?
I hope Machida stays retired when his suspension is up in October. In karate once your reflexes have gone you're finished and Lyoto's only going to get slower as he ages. Fighting at 39 as a karate guy is not a good idea in a division like middleweight.He is gonna just receive more brutal heems if he returns.
>>77179211My memory of the fight seems to be shit. I was so sure Jones decisively won the first few and then took the 5th off. I'm into the 4th and this is where Jones is dominating, maybe considering it's a pretty decisive round it shaped people's memory>>77179204Him taking DC down twice in a round is quite a statement though, I'd say that 4th round was pretty heavily in Jon's favour.Priot to that DC does insanely well in plodding forward and staying in the pocket to try and mitigate that reach advantage.
>>77178342Trying to get my 6 pack for the summer so I'm cutting down now, I'll try putting on some more mass for next year.
>>77179236I hope the UFC releases him and he goes elsewhere. PED's can turn back time.
>>77178342But tbchwyf I'm nowhere close to a 6 pack yet heheh
>>77179217>mfw some slutty heemer doesn't know who Tsuruko is
>>77179209Just making sure he's OK, baby
>>77179195>>77179260>literally caked in makeupabsolutely disgusting
People that think fatfuck DC can beat Jones are really stupid. DC is a fatfuck. He's too old and slow and stupid to beat Jones.
>>77179277Jon is gonna get heem'd eventually
Gunnar's chin got deleted from sparring too hard. I hear they go hard as fuck at his gym, which is the best way to delete your chin and get CTE.
can't wait to bling up my skull ladsall the cool kids are doing it
>>77179277Post USADA Jones is not the same fighter, Anon.
Would you rather fight for Pride during its height or the current UFC?
>>77179281Wow what a brilliant and insightful observation.>>77179291Hi little r/mma bitch!
>>77179294PRIDE. Get juiced to the fucking gills and take part in Grand Prix's in front of 50,000 people. Also, sponsors.
Am I too small for Men's Flyweight?
>>77178975he plastered cung le, that was a pretty spectacular domination. cung le isnt too bad either.and he beat anderson silva era chael.
>>77179309you should get that engine checked boss
>>77179289god i remember the cracking sounddreadful
>>77179309What's wrong with you?
>>77179305They still made less money than champions of today
>>77179309also is that an accord?
>>77179158the fight was close in the sense that not much happened besides jon jones jabbing dc and taking him downdc needed more power to make his clinch work and uppercuts count
lol Jamal is here. Don't say anything bad about DC, guys. Jamal doesn't like it. Especially don't say anything about DC's dead daughter. That makes Jamal sperg out and spam scat and gore.
>Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise? That I dance like I've got diamonds at the meeting of my thighs? - Mya Angelou Muay Thai Fighter
i hope mackenzie talks shit about womens bodies and breast size when she gets more high profile fights. i want some bitchy rivalry from someone who is actually hoti think thats why ronda hated miesha tate so much, though her tits are just implants.
>>77179331>the CITY of Italian education
>>77179331I'd let her clinch me anydaYKnow what I'm sayin'?
Jamal, how obese are you? Are you fatter than Adan?
Jamal, how does this make you feel?
>>77179350Tbf, american civil rights movement is not a very big focus of our school system
>>77179237Watched the fifth yet?>>77179376Even in the tweet you copied and pasted that from it was clear that she was quoting someone.
>>77179362>watch webm>think "I bet I could take you down">read filename
>>77179378I got thrown off by that fact that she quoted her as Mya and her name is Mia.I did find it odd that she'd be adding her own name at the end of her quote.
lol there he goes! Here comes to scat spam
After rewatching the fight I actually give DC a better shot at getting the job done against Jones. It's the minor adjustments, the cardio, the grind. It's a lot to ask but he's been active and knows what he did wrong in the first one. Not saying he will win, but the preparation from the first fight could favour him quite a bit >>77179378Yeah my bad, Jones took 3, 4 and 5 definitely so even if the first two were close I don't think even a shitty judge could give DC the fight.
>>77179397One of the judges unironically gave DC the third.Not the second. Not the first. The third. 49-46 and he gave him the third.Believe me, this could have been a split decision and I would not have been shocked.http://mmadecisions.com/decision/5796/Jon-Jones-vs-Daniel-Cormier
Is it true Cormier missed weight at the Olympics? Why is he so unintelligent and undisciplined?
If DC beats jon jones this time around will he get recognition for it? or will there be enough reason to blame ring rust and legal trouble rather than praise DC?i.e. "yeah but dc couldnt beat THAT jon jones" "jon jones pre cocaine was unbeatable!"
>>77179410>If DC beats jon jones this timelol youre really stupid. You dont earn good money, do you?
>>77179351shut up goober
>>77179410He'll get recognition from anyone who's not got their tongue up Jones' butthole, just like Conor gets recognition for majority decisioning the fuck out of Nate from anyone who isn't in the Diaz cult.
>>77179423>majority decisioning the fuck out of
>>77179435Are you suggesting that Conor McGregor didn't majority decision the FUCK out of Nate Diaz in their second fight? I was stunned at the brutality on display.
>>77179410People just don't want to cheer DC on that much.He could have been a moralfag and acted all honourable in this run up, and if he had done that I think he'd have more fans, but he's been much more bitchy, and I think that's why people won't really be behind him if he wins, although the angst between the two fighters certainly ought help the viewing numbers.DC will win and people will stop caring about the division as much until Gus gets a title shot.
>>77179405What the hell
>>77179487Can't wait to cap this post next week. It's gonna be even better than when I got to cap all the posts about how cruz was gonna destroy cody.
>>77178901"eyepoke is a fucking lie"Sure bud
>>77179514*two weeksWideman-Fatstelum is this weekend.
>>77179514Fucking do it. I'm 3 out of 3 on my predictions. I'd start betting some money but the autists in this general don'ttell me what a good betting site to use is.Disclaimer: I haven't made a full analysis of Jones' most recent fights, so my prediction isn't yet final. But I've watched DC's latest fights and he is strong as hell with almost no flaws.
>Heather Hardy is the Queen of HeemHARDY WORK!!!
Can Weed-man pull it out of the bag? Or is he going to get just'd for the 4th time?
>>77179541>but the autists in this general don'ttell me what a good betting site to use is.Bullshit. Everyone here is more than willing to share a referal link. You dont bet money cause youre a low income scrub.
>white bois ditch boxing after all the great white hopes lose>black men now taking over MMAWhere all da white bois gonna run to now?
>>77179551I think the latter. >>77179558Whites are above CTE sports these days.
>>77179554I need to start betting money BECAUSE I'm a low income scrub. A severe shortage of friends means I'm not spending it, otherwise. So jokes on you.
>>77179568You won't be able to scrounge the $50 minimum deposit.
How does reem still look so smug?
>>77179586That's his fetish.
I asked my gf how much I can put on Floyd and she said zero and I said wait you dont think conor is going to win do you and she says "I think he has a chance" and I said dont be telling that to other people or theyre gonna think "____ is dumb why is ____ with her" and she told me fuck you.
>>77179586>my ancestors smile upon me Croatian, can you tell the same ?
>>77179609This isn't your blog you fucking dork. Beat it
>>77179575Yes I will you bum.I have thousands saved up.
>>77179609Don't tell your girlfriend that she's a dumbass unless you're clearly making fun of her you fucking dumbass.How do you socially illiterate motherfuckers even get in relationships.
>>77179586>implying you didn't tap >implying I'm not the champ already
>>77179632Ok so make an account on 5dimes and post your bet on DC. It should only take a few minutes.
>>77179645>>77179632Don't use 5dimes, they've either sold or leaked personal information repeatedly.
>>77179645What betting site do Bongs use?
Yoel dresses the best in ufcAlways bringing fresh fitshttps://www.instagram.com/p/BWpixkwgoTm/?hl=en
>>77179541Don't you have bookies running retail operations in the UK?
>>77179658This. Whenever I watch a british stream every other commercial is for a betting website and this fag is whining that no one will tell him any sites. He must be really stupid.
>>77179523Gunny threw two punches after the eyepoke and was going back and forth for a while, then himself started to engage Ponzo.Gunni a bitch
Connor Ruebusch scored MayPac 115-113 for Pacquiaolmao
>>77179692You whathow in the fuckLink
Its all over! Pay your RespectNo more boxing.Heather Hardy goes full Gracie MMA modeHARDY WORK!!!
>land spinning elbow>high five opponent
>>77179666This is the SECOND time I've bitched about this topic.>>77179658Betway might be good.
>>77179706get a fucking job
>>77179706this shit is embarrassing desuat least schaub is a character of sorts
>>77179715That's fucking absurd.Just started watching the post-fight group discussion he participated in and will report back with what the hell he was thinking. Linky for anyone else wondering what went wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u28x9Ck2Zo
>>77179791WHAT THE FUCKHE GAVE CANELO FOUR FUCKING ROUNDS AGAINST MAYWEATHER?I can't believe I listen to this fat fuck.
>>77179819Guaranteed it has everything to do with the fact Floyd beat his wife
>>77179654Yoelito is a saint
>>77179831He didn't outright state that. Just that he thought Manny landed better shots that were being ignored by the judges.That's absolute horseshit, but I can see someone being retarded enough to believe it.
Cynthia getting her butt slapped last night
>>77178864well they said Conor got knocked out in sparring so go ahead and tell me how this is different
>>77179883lmao I wonder if she thought it was Marc givin her a little touch
>>77179715Imagine mma judging was this consistent?
>>77179883SHE WANTED THAT HOT MMA LESBIAN DYKE ACTION!!!!!!!!!!
Is Floyd by stoppage the safest bet ever?
How high is Romero's IQ, realistically?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTuNwzXWSMU
>>77179938bet the wife and kids on it m8
>Calvillo sucks.She's boring af.She's gonna get heemd in the next fight>Aspen Ladd sucks.She's fatty afOnly Heather could save heemHARDY WORK!!!
>>77179938Yes and I feel like an idiot for wasting money on the straight win at -500.
>>77179968Fucking kill yourself already. i don't want to read your faggot HARDY WORK posts for the next six months only to have her get blown the fuck out and then you move on to the next shit tier wmma fighter.just fuck off you no life faggot.
>>77179968Filtering you rn
>>77179947His english is getting betterProb as high as a gangster druglord
>tfw when you haven't trained in months
Mayweather's daughter is cute.CUTE
>>77179994How does filtering work? Is it done by IP address?
>>77180002>he even wears high heels at homeWhen will they learn?
>>77180003You can filter all greek posts for example, you can filter trips, you can filter image names, you can filter words in posts but you can't filter by specific user IP
>>77179938>>77179957>>77179969How safe do you think the 5M+ PPV buys is? It's -200 right now
>>77180021Thank you Polan friend.
>>77180050I don't know I use decimal odds. I don't know if that number is good. Also, they call it gambling for a reason. Also, if you're asking for tips on 4chan, in /heem/, on a monday morning. You shouldn't be gambling.
>>77180074>I use decimal odds.Faggot.
>>77180096I also measure temperature in degrees Celsius.
The Queen of /Heem is hereHARDY WORK!!!
>>77180050Man these props on bovada are ridiculous
>>77180139bookies love him
Mayweather IS MMA.
>>77180131I think you mean "hardly work"
a friendly reminder that WMMA = wgaf
>What does public humiliation look like from a teammate
>>77179994>>77180021can't he get permabanned? i got banned for supporting white fighters while that loser spammer keeps fucking up the thread with no consequences.
>Only people who took Woodley down were steroid abusersMaia doesn't have a chance against this natural beast
Ha ha haTime for Sumohttps://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/
>>77179998why'd you stop?
>>77180242Are manbuns mandatory ?
>>77180302I'd love to see Cormier doing sumo
>>77180272Working 11 hours a day of hard labour, and having to train an 1 1/2 hours after I got home. It just wore me out, I love it and want to get back into it. I was training in muay thai but wanted to cross train in boxing and BJJ.
>>77177840He doesn't hit hard he hits accurate No genetics just skill
>>77178634You're an idiot, just because you have a quitters mentality and will never achieve anything doesn't mean he can't come back
>>77180438He looks unstoppable
>McGregor by TKO: +1200>Mayweather by Disqualified Opponent: +1000
Just a little heeminder, sorry Poland nothing personal
>>77180562But UFC een Polan is happening.I'm gonna be disappointed if she doesn't headline however, seems weird to campaign for something but then have no part in it
>>77180549bookies love him
>>77180586UFC will assign her to Poland card where she will pull out due to injury
This looked gay as hell real time but in hindsight Calderwood may have been apologizing for the blow to the back of the head
>>77180633Didn't GSP and Huges do something similar, anyone got gif?
>>77179654How salty would MMA fans be if bisping decided to fight Romero now instead of Whittaker?
>>77180676Whittaker is easier fight for Bisping
Isn't sumo openly run and enjoyed by the yakuza?Must be hard being a sumo wrestler with the added pressure of upsetting yakuza if you win or lose a match
>>77180633haha, you don't seen that often.
>>77180698why? just choose not to push as hard
>>77180676redditors love romero theyd call it the real title fight
>>77180728Romero is /heem/'s guy you fucking goof
>>77180741Maybe for /r/mma dorks like you
>>77180742Go circlejerk over Ngannou you loser
>>77180633I just found out that Cynthia Calvillo is 30 years old, wtf??
>>77180749>d-d-d-dont insult my big black yoelito!!!!Pathetic cuck
They do hi-5 during the fight and they call themselves fighters hahahahahahahaWhat PATHETIC shit is this CuntilloLearn from the best motherfuckers.Heather is gonna shook the worldHARDY WORK!!!
>>77180698Sumo has had gambling-related issues like virtually every other sport. I doubt anyone can be forced into doing that kind of business but you never know
>>77180773either you're a shill or a beta orbiter she'll never fuck
Poopy Pants is getting almost as salty as Cokchold, and he didn't even lose to Bigbong lol
>>77180805All English fighters are bums
>>77180820Good thing that Mikey is Californian then
>>77180852>Good thing that Mikey is Californian thenLmao he's from dumbfuckistan
Will Floyd knock Gooby out?
>>77180878Floyd will decision him m8, lmao bud gooby lol
>>77180878probably not unless he figures him out really quickly
Post fighters that just bleeds will never be patrician enough to appreciate.
>>77180663I can see where her pussy would be.
>>77180886>>77180887Do you think Gooby's chin can take a clean shot buds?
>>77180773>hi-5 during the fightI hate that shit too. That's why Floyd did nothing wrong when he heemed Ortiz.
Even Moroz beat the shit out of JoJo and all you losers here were watching Cuntillo doing hi-5 and shit hahahahahahahahaha WTF and it gets better.2 judges scored 30-27 for this shit hahahahahah HARDY WORK!!!
>>77180914Mini mendes had him in deep waters early, I think the Bigg gloves may do more harm to goobert
>>77180914floyd doesn't really throw many bombs as far as i can tellmostly stinging shots
Thoughts on this man?
*blocks your path*
Who /Charlie Ward/ here?
>>77181008I like his stache
>>77180957Conors gas tank is definitely suspect, but honestly in all three fights where he looked tired (both Nate fights and Mini Mendes) I thought it was mostly a combination of both damage absorbed as well as energy out. He won't have to wrestle obviously, but it takes more energy to miss than it does to land, and Floyd will probably both make him miss as well as capitalize on it when he does. >>77181003Yeah but neither does Nate dude. And Floyd certainly hits harder than Nate, albeit with much larger gloves. My gut is telling me that Floyd might be able to hurt him if he catches him clean. Boxers punch hard lol
>>77181120That stance is literally unbeatable
Nothing better than Christmas food in the middle of July
Is Blubert Schurbert a good fighter?
>>77178786Anyone else noticed that Hendo was 6 years older and may have lost most of his athleticism. TRT or no TRT Hendo is a better fighter than Bisping, most ranked MWs are.
>>77181180Brad Tavares is a beast for sure
Can someone please post the webm of Gunnar getting eye poked by Santiago please. I'm I'm an argument with a guy on another forum. Just tying to tell him it did happen. Help a /b/role out.
>>77181186I don't think Tavares is ranked, but yeah, he's also a better fighter than Bisping.
>>77181204Absolutely my man those angles he uses are a beast
Brad Tavares would drag Bisping to deep waters my guy
Ryan Janes is a nightmare for Bisping
>>77180549Conor is going to be too busy getting punched in the face repeatedly to get himself disqualified.
so have you apologized yet?
Only reddit dorks hate Bisping
nate deleted conor's chin :(
For sure this stance is the best in a boxing fight my guy
I'm going to kill the asshole who invented captcha
>>77181283finding her attractive is mental illness adjacent
>>77181120>>77181144A side step hook would do the trick.
>>77181295Switch to legacy captcha.
>>77181120>the jab will land
>>77181295Which is why I'll gladly pay for a pass
>>77181295YOU WONT DO SHIT
>>77181307I use it for quick reply but for making a normal reply it takes fucking forever.
>>77181319Check settings in top right of the page then click on the quotes and replying and enable it
>>77181276What would shook the world more>if Gooby knocked out floyd in turdteen secunds>or if he tooled him like Alvarez for 4 rounds ?
>>77181003Floyd doesn't throw many bombs, when he's fighting world class boxers. Against Conor, he can do whatever he wants. McGregor isn't going to last four rounds.
>>77181276why would anyone willingly want to sit for an hour and listen to his opinions about stuff he doesn't know much about (which is almost everything)?
>>77181353For comedic entertainment. First and last time I listened to a big brown breakdown.
should i start picks for the Tuesday Night SnoopCast now? or wait until tomorrow so its more low-key?
>>77181350If Goobs wins, it'll be the greatest sporting accomplishment in history. Definitely more impressive if he wins Alverez style. If he gets a quick KO, people will say it was a lucky shot.
>>77181350Pure knockouts rarely happen in boxing. He would have to catch him extremely clean and then for him to still be unconscious after the 10 count.
Floyd will heem Conor in 12 seconds, will be a sweet revenge for Aldo
If Floyd is blasting Conor but Conor isnt falling down, witll Kavanagh throw the towel?
Who is your least favorite female fighter?
Conor McGoober has singlehandedly make me love the shitholeo of Ireland
>>77181414if he dies, he dies
>>77181414Corner stoppage is definitely possible.
Who is Benton Spooge?
>>77181462biggest queer in /heem/
>>77181462Benton a beast
dude, cynthia lowkey got some serious bunda
>>77181462*spreads legs*Heh what's the matter kid? Too awkward for you?
>what are you doing after school Nelson, other than sucking my dick in the woods? I was driving in the car listening this and started laughing so hard at this. Does TRT cause all your jokes to be laced with homoeroticism?
>>77181197Happens fast but if you pause it you can see the fingers make contact. Nelson immediately paws his eye afterwards. Hate to say it but eye poking is really part of the current meta, it's hard to see and you're pretty much guaranteed at least one without a point deduction anyway. They need Pride-style gloves but they'll never do it
who is LITERALLY free money on this week's UFC card?
Anyone have webm of Schaub demonstrating how to get heem'd in fights?
>>77181513Gunnar looks like he wastes so much energy with his movement. I kinda see why Conor has ido and I'm not even memeing
>>77181513Punished Gunnar will have his revenge
Have these 2 ever sat down and talked?
If Conor heemed Floyd with an akward stance would /heem/ be PERMABTFO ?
>>77181574He literally isn't lol
>>77181550Economy of movement is a real thing. If that's what Portal helps him with then he's worth the money, but I don't know that that's the case
>>77181571I will eat moi wuuds but that's highly unlikely. He won't be fighting like the sneaker expert who got heem'd multiple times that's for sure.
>>77181462Thanks for derailing the thread
>>77181571On one hand I want Conor to winOn the other I want Bilbo Scabbins to look like an even bigger moron than usual.I'm conflicted
>>77181571They already have been permabtfo with the success of Schaub.
>>77179947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTuNwzXWSMUlol you need to respect....as he's stepping on the flag
>>77181667That literally could have been recorded on the streets of Miami.
Based ReebokThe full UFC Fight Night 113 UFC Athlete Outfitting payouts included:Santiago Ponzinibbio: $5,000def. Gunnar Nelson: $5,000Cynthia Calvillo: $2,500def. Joanne Calderwood: $5,000Paul Felder: $5,000def. Stevie Ray: $5,000Jack Marshman: $2,500def. Ryan Janes: $2,500Khalil Rountree: $2,500def. Paul Craig: $2,500Justin Willis: $2,500def. James Mulheron: $2,500Danny Roberts: $2,500def. Bobby Nash: $2,500Alexandre Pantoja: $2,500def. Neil Seery: $5,000Galore Bofando: $2,500def. Charlie Ward: $2,500Danny Henry: $2,500def. Daniel Teymur: $2,500Brett Johns: $2,500def. Albert Morales: $2,500Leslie Smith: $5,000def. Amanda Lemos: $2,500
>>77181734Reebok pays the UFC and has no say in the amount that filters down to the fighters.
>>77181734>$2500B A S E D
When does reebok contract end?
>>77181828Never you goof
>>771818282021 I think. I wouldn't be surprised if they returned to allowing sponsors, Reebok has a ton of heat for the deal and the UFC basically threw them under the bus for the revenue split that was outside their control. Hard to imagine anyone's going to want to plunk down another $70 million to get ass reamed
Never seen gooby this mad lads
>>77180641Good memory. GSP nailed him with the same exact kick in their first fight and had him in trouble, so they had some history there. I'll let you draw your own conclusions as to what it means
why does she take such terrible pictures?
>>77181946Why are you stalking her insta you weirdo?
>>77181946Someone post the /fit/ copypasta about girls taking stupid pictures with cute faces.
>>77181946she tries to get the least horrible angle of her forehead
>>77181952>someone puts something on a social media platform >looking at it makes someone a weirdoi don't understand anything anymore
>>77181967You're going on her page, copying the pictures she posts, then posting them here weirdo.
>>77181180If that's the case how come he managed to knock out Hector Lombard literally right before he fought Bisping?
>>77181995Because Lombardo had that fight until that headkick, he should be at WW hes
>>77181995He landed a sharp elbow that no one could have survived, he was getting beat up in that fight too, goes to show how horrible Bisping is.
>>77181995Also, Bisping aged himself too. He was 37 for the rematch IIRC.
>>77181980Jesus fucking Christ
>>77182007>He was winning until he lost.>>77182013Yes, and how was he capable of landing that sharp elbow if he was too unathletic to fight?
>>77182031Lombard is too small for MW, should be WW. that headkick was too easy for o'l man hendo
what's the worst excuse for a loss in ufc history?
>>77182031Lombard is like 5'6" and Hendo threw the first headkick he's ever thrown in his career. Bisping is horrible just admit it already, you know this to be true.
I'd Whittaker pulls out of fight with Bisping will UFC have Romero step up or reschedule?
>>77182040Henderson is pretty small for a MW himself though.>>77182048Bisping might be bad but it still annoys me when people act like Henderson being on TRT had nothing to do with that knockout of Bisping in their first match.
>>77182069It had nothing to do, Hendo got old plain and simple. He almost finished Bisping few times. Was supposed to be any easy fight for Mikey
>>77182084Now I know you're just trolling. He also came nowhere near finishing Bisping in that second fight. He got knocked down, yes, but he got back up again almost immediately. Also, Bisping was 37 in their rematch. Hendo's not the only one who ages you know.
>>77182018>>77182050Reckon it was accidental?
>>77182101He was close to finishing many times but didn't because he's old as fuck and gassed
>>77182101>Bisping was 37 in their rematch.Hendo was 39 when they fought the first time in 2010, no excuse for that performance buddy.
>bisping is horriblelol what a keyboard warrior
>>771821054 eye pokes in a minute ? That's as accidental as having 4 kids while never wearing condoms, if you didn't want it to happen you could had stopped it easily
>>77182115>Many timesHe only knocked Bisping down twice and like I said, he got back up again almost immediately despite Hendo raining a barrage of punches down on him. Honestly I think it's more likely Bisping just lost his balance than Hendo actually damaged him in that fight. I know he got a cut and an eye swelling but other than that he looked brand new.>>77182117Also, on TRT. Stop being deliberately obtuse.
>>77182136>Also on TRTEven without TRT he was able to knock that bum down twice. He even took him down in round 5.
>>77182131Only 2 are eyepokes, the other 2 is just grasping at straws with bad pixels
>>77182146Yes and he was unable to finish him then. That's my whole point. Hendo without his TRT is a bum. TDs also don't count for shit unless you do something with them, which Dan Henderson definitely didn't do.
>>77182067Bisping-Whitaker hasn't been made unless I missed something. I think he's still gonna wait for GSP>>77182105A guy at that level punching with one finger extended? No way in hell. Maybe it's time for some kinda lenses or something, I bet these types of fights happen all the time.
>>77182153>>77182153Santiago's right index finger agrees
>>77182159You're not understanding me when I say that TRT-less Hendo is still a better fighter than Bisping in his prime.
It was a good right hook thoughshame it was preceded by a poke in both eyes
>>77182178>t-t-rollI accept your concession
>>77182167That was the 2nd one
>>77182185That's no concession. That's just me pointing out that you're not even trying to refute anything I say so you're obviously trolling.
>>77182179Don't blame the eyepoke, if it were as bad as you say Gunner would have stayed back or been neutral
I refuse to believe
>>77179523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrrAbjNbF7I&feature=youtu.bethe piece of shit should be banned
So Cuntillo got paid $2500 and JoJo $5000??? hahahahahah JUSTICE for that BS fightYou aint go anywhere with those hi-5 bitchesHARDY WORK!!!
>>77182136>but other than that he looked brand new.Why didn't Bisping get 1 point deducted for 2 illegal nutshots? Oh right cause the fight was in bongland
>tfw a white boi is trying to act tough
>>77182194You're rightI really just wanted an excuse to post the webm>>77182199He talked about it in post fight interviewsSays he chased and continued the fight because he felt like he had the upper hand after the uppercut. Got greedy but was punished for it.Admits he should've reacted towards the ref and gotten time to recompose.
>>77182215>Cuntillololher and joanne should have to pay for putting us through that shit """""""""""""fight"""""""""""
>>77181980>>77182167>>77182179THAT'S WHAT YOU GET CUNELO
>>77180741No he isnt.
>>77182224bisping is an american
>>77182264both those cunts have to pay every fuckin guy in the audience
FRANK MIR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS
>>77182225Thanks for reminding me, I meant to webm thisTop lel
beautiful work champs
>>77182321Brock Lesnar got a horseknee up his ass
>>77181566Yes, maybe not formally on a show before. They regularly promote each other's work and often say they respect the other.
>>77182321I PULLED THAT SUMBITCH OUT
>>77182335How was work today?
>>77182347Good, I just got home and I'm exhausted. Thanks for asking bro.
>>77182366Hope you have a good afternoon lad
>>77182372He's my favourite lhw
>>77182366do you ever get to tell anyone to fuck off at city hall?
>>77182325wtf joanna as tall as woodley? isnt joanna like 5'6"?
>>77182398Tyron is leaning and she's wearing heels
>>77181980Someone explain to me why this wasn't a no contest?
>>77182398she's a big girl>>77182410>wearing heels>joanna>dressed like that>in the att gymlol
I'm a little lost. Could anyone point me in the direction of the easy work?
>>77182322>>77182372Love Khalil, he is a fucking savage and a cool dude too.
MCGREGOR WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77182395I'm not Springsbro, I don't think I've ever been to city hall in my town.
>>77178770>but a younger Hendo still would've put him awayDecision Dan? lolHenderson was a boring shit fighter until the last couple years of his career, when he adopted the technique of fucking around doing not much until there was a chance for an overhand right. At least Chuck Liddell was entertaining when he used this stone-aged technique.A young Hendo would have lost to Bisbong. Young Hendo was worse than old Hendo, not better.
I was at the UFC Glasgow event yesterday. Was pretty fun desu.
>>77182427Heeled reeboks dipshit not high heelsAnd yes girls wear jean shorts with high heels a lot
>>77182410>Heels with that outfit
>>77182458you're seething lol relax
>>77182451Thoughts on all the scottish fighters losing?
Is he correct?https://youtu.be/W0NL0v7r5JU
>>77182398>second name is literally Lanket>born a manletcruel irony
>>77182466I MEANT SNEAKERS WITH HIGH HEELS BRO
>>77182449>A young Hendo would have lost to Bisbong.You're wrong and should feel bad.
Daily reminder Tim Sylvia has the most heavyweight title defences in UFC history#GOAT
>>77182477Danny Henry won. I don't mind, I'm English just made my way up from London for the event. Plus I kinda like rooting for the away fighter, the crowds went silent after the Craig and Ray knockouts.Also how did JoJo/Calvillo look on TV, in the arena I thought JoJo was gonna get a clear decision but then checked media scoring and was kinda surprised.
>>77182467Sorry bro it's all good I'm chill now>>77182466Heeled trainers they have a legit name but i don't know it. She showed them on her ig the same day And yes girls wear high heels with slut shorts.>>77182486Lol you're seething relax
>>77182427>she's a big girl5'6 and 115lbs. she is many things but not big. I would fill her filthy goblin holes tough... the sexiest ugly girl I have ever seen.woodley is not 5'9 now it is confirmed. conor is not 5'9. they look the same height so 5'8 at max.
>>77182488i actually found connor's insults to be as cringy as mayweather's YEAAAAAHS>there's abewt 5 grand in ere, is dat it?>why you got a schoolbag for, you're 40>you dress like a 12 year old breakdancer>take off them heeels
>>77182519alright we're all calm now>>77182513it looked like i don't want to watch either of them fight again
>>77182504and he got knocked out by a fat, retired boxer in one punch
>>77182214Wow.If this isn't doctored then someone should send this to...the UFC or whoever.I've never seen so much eye-poking in my life.
'Scuse me while I fuck the sky
>>77182540Wasn't prime or focused, no training
>>77182487I'm right, and I'm feeling your mom.
who wins claudia or andrade?
>>77182532fuck I hate it when ugly girls wear heels. you are not going to look better bitch. its like when a scrawny skinny nerd wears a big V-neck muscle-shirt.
>>77182583do you really have to ask?
Have you ever been heemed by a girl that weighed 100 pounds less than you?
>>77182611no i've never been heemed by a girl who weighs 156.5 pounds
Last one. Rountree isn't really that good, but he's fun as hell to watch. They should just let him crush cans for the memes and not even worry about him moving up the rankings
If Gunnar gets turned into a nc do the bookies have to give u ur money back? Even if it's a month later
>>77182630she looks like a dwarf
>>77182638Do you have the full card saved?
>>77182641no, initial ruling stands.
Are there very few cool Canadians in existence?
>>77179654>Always bringing fresh fitscould you BE any more of a faggot
>>77182670Does she have dentures? Serious question
>>77182479>luke "my wife's son" thomasdive into the nearest trashcan
>>77182690Yeah, high tech fancy ones
>>77182641No they don't
>>77182641No, and there is 0% chance the fight gets overturned.
>>77182720It probably should
>>77182720>0%you ever hear of USADA boy?
let the THREAD WARS BEGIN!!
>>77182741This is the thread, fuck you spammer!
>>77182686being both nice and cool is hardplus their accent is more derpy than sexy
Well, this was an excellent thread filled with much discussion to really consider, a lot of wise insight and deep thoughts about the future of the sport and where it's headed now.HAHAHAHA just getting, take your roids.
>>77182740>>77182741Remarkable how these 2 spergs think alike. Same timestamp even.
>>77182782We are kindred spirits. We both make great OPs and just want to help people out.
>>77182736>>77182736>>77182736NEW THREAD IS HERE
>>77182686>Are there very few cool Canadians in existence?GSP?Ryan Gosling?Wayne Gretzky?Howie Mandel?Sidney Crosby?James Cameron?Mario Lemeiux?Hayden Christensen?Bobby Orr?Norm MacDonald?Lennox Lewis?Drake?Jacques Villeneueve?Seth Rogen?Gilles Villeneueve?Michael Bublé?Gordie Howe?Steve-O?Steve Nash?Nathan Fillion?Neil Young?Patrick Roy?Ryan Reynolds?Mike Myers?Brendan Fraser?Dan Aykroyd?Jim Carrey?Kiefer Sutherland?Keanu Reeves?Justin Bieber?Lorne Michaels?Martin Short?Will Arnet?William Shatner?