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Women doing the 50km for the first time because of equality.
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>>77611848
oh ya 10 bings
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Isnt 50km just like, 20 miles?

Whats so hard about walking 20 miles? Just relax and pace yourself lmao
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>>77611882
10/10
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The absolute madman!!
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So we're going to see women shutting themselves all for equality?
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dat hip wiggle, gets me every time
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>>77611906
ITS CALLED FREEDOM
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where is everyone?
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So 9 women are competing so do they place 1 2 3 as women or are they just going to be classified in the last 9?
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>Diniz
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Swear to god i can walk 20 miles in like 3 hours what the fuck why is this a sport have I really gone this far in life missing out on easy sponsorship money?!
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Why is there a meme women's event with 7 walkers?
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>>77611931
CANT FINIZ THE DINIZ
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Anyone have a livestream? Unavailable here
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>>77611933
It's 30 miles.
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>>77611938
Equality m8. We'll gloss over the fact it's anything but equal with the women lagging behind already.
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>>77611949

On the IAAF website it's marked as literally as a different event with 7 participants.

It's literally don't die and get a medal.

EQUALITY THO
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>>77611946
check eurosport gb
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It's just so ridiculous it's impossible to take seriously.
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>>77611948
Oh noooo 30 miiiiles

Good golly thats soooo hard to do

Cmon wtf
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>>77611981
it gets more serious as time goes on and they start to die
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I missed Diniz since London. Hope he does another hero run,he's literally /our/ guy
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actually its unlikely we will see any KO's today since its prob not hot enough in london to really knock them out :(
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>>77611981
>4 hours of looking at loads of huge union flags

Bless the Queen this Sunday morning.
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>>77611981
It's comical but the most gruelling event by far, waddling for 31 miles, trying not to die en-route and all with the constant threat of a red card for rule violations.
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The Master Poop, the Absolute Madman, the French Hero, ladies and gentlemans... Our boy
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>>77612007
He takes the lead!!!
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Based Diniz already taking the lead
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our guy at it
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>>77611902
Can't chinese the Diniz
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>>77612019
>>77612007
When russian walkers was competitive Diniz cannot even get a medal.
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>>77612050
They were all EPO cheats Russia.
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>>77612058
Yes, but whatever
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>this kills the chink
>*let the bodies hit the floor* playing in background
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First yellow card issued to Germany.
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He already has to take a shit!!!
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Cunt went to the toilet lmao
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someone went to the toilet
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wtf already toilet D
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>>77612019
The Conqueror of Caca
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Diniz talking with fans? Lol, what about breathing?
Race is only starts and he already need poo? WTF?
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>going for your sunday morning dump mid race
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>>77612098
The walk has the most kino of slow mo shots.
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>>77612096
The Destroyer of Dump
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The hips don't lie.
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>>77612098
absolute gold
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This feces slurping sport isn't for me
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people might not know this but this is the
ALPHA CHAD sport
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>>77612192
It's the ultimate sport. It's /sp/ in a nutshell
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>women
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America cheating.
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RED
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Just joining now.

So, Diniz has already pooped? And not his pants?
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American's cant walk
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USA BTFO
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>women
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>>77612275
Yeah he peeled off in the lead and went into the toilet then steamed back to the lead like an absolute madman.
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I love this and I can't even explain why. What a patrician event.
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Why getting red card? What did she do?
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>>77612275
He pooed in the loo.
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>>77612275
Yes, he also try to push american woman, but it was very weak
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>>77612291
She sprints
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Red card doesn't mean DQ, a red paddle does though.
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>red card in 46 minutes

the city of burgerland
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>>77612291

In theory because both feet left the ground at the same time. In reality, they all do that and it's just super made up. Basically it's more like a random elimination. So not only do the most fit athletes win, but also those with the best fortune from the gods!
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>>77612310
Another one is so slow that Diniz passed her
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Can you imagine how it feels to be STRONG INDIPENDENT AMERICAN WOMAN Erin Talcott, threathen to sue the IAAF unless they put a 50 Km meme death walk for women, compete with 6 other atheletes so it's easier to get a world championship medal and still get DQ'd because you keep forgetting how to walk?
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>>77612320
chasing group also raped her since then
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>>77612098
>>77612158
CBC did an amazing job with the Brazil Olympics, but their deathmarch footage is unparalleled. The sunglasses reflection shot, the slo-mo sponge. It's like art.
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would be funny if less that 3 wimyns would make to finish line
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>>77612336
How much was on the start?
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>>77612343

7
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>>77612343
seven
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how evil do you have to be to wake up one day and say "i'll be a deathmarch judge"
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DINIZ KINO
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>>77612357
former nazi camp guards need jobs too
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>>77612357
Deathcamp guard tier.
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>>77612357
I would love to regulate on these cheating bastards. rules are there for a reason
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Diniz leading even after taking a shit?
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>>77612412
the others slipped because of the poo
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here we go again
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>inb4 cheating aussies
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Just joined, can't find a stream. Let me know what happens, boys
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no deaths yet? sad!
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>>77612436
This is your reminder that just like the global elite, they ALL CHEAT.
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>>77612438
Your women can't walk
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>>77612438
Diniz, the madman is far out in front, even after taking a poo break.

One woman has been banished to the depths of hell so far. 6 left.
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Diniz gonna beat this american again
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>>77612452

Oh shit, I forgot they whined their way I to this event. I'm going to laugh my as off when like 3 finish.
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are women competing in the same competition?

how long will 50km take for them?
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r8 Diniz's missus
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get those womanlets outta the way
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>one and a half hour
>30 posters
>96

/sp/ confirmed for casual scum
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>>77612523

Hard for many of us to get a stream
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>>77612523
the race is pretty boring compared to 2012 and 2016 tbf
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>>77612523
Some just lurk.
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>>77612530
this
also shitty scheduling of the event
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>>77612523
Might be a new concept but sometimes people are just watching.
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>>77612532
yeah well, nobody's gonna die at 10 am in 17 degrees
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>>77612539
This. It's early as fuck for most and it's Sunday.
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>>77612530
Ha vou tried the France 3 website?
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>not running behind a woman for extra motivation

if only they weren't slow as shit you'd be on to something
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>>77612530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9W1MDoEm8w
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>>77612551
>It's early as fuck
No, it's ok
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>>77612552
No way, tout sauf Patrick Montel
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gender neutral race
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>>77611848
anyone have the 2016 version
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>>77612569
no, the women are awarded separately
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cheeky queen watching it from her window
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One of commentators now on Russian eurosport is former walker. Pretty charismatic with interesting stories
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comm just went full liberal chuck mode
should be banned for that this is sport not politics
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>Diniz son screaming go daddy go daddy on the sidewalk

It's beautiful ;_;
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>>77612593
*wife's son
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Right I'm gonna go make a coffee

Nobody die/shit themselves whilst I'm gone
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>>77612593
That was his son? I thought that was random boy
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>>77612561
You cannot watch the Deathmarch without suffering yourself, that's the game
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>>77612597
>Right I'm gonna go make a coffee
It's you was DQ right now?
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>>77611933
>>77611993
no, you can't.
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>>77612276
under-fucking-rated
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>>77612605
maybe he doesn't know that mobility scooters aren't allowed
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>>77612583
>that time diniz sharted
>that time diniz collapsed
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>>77612597
sorry I just shat myself
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>>77611993
The human body struggles to walk efficiently at high speed. It's why you naturally want to break into a jog. This is harder energywise than the fucking marathon.
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Someone give me a fookin stream
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>>77612641
BBC sport website bruhh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/athletics/40535030
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diniz is gonna get red carded right before the end isn't he?
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>>77612641
with french proxy it should work

http://sport.francetvinfo.fr/championnats-du-monde-d-athletisme/direct
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>>77612641
Bbc red button la
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>>77612641
Turn your tv on
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>>77612645
*blocks your path*
>psh nothin personnel, kid
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>39 year old guy leading the race with three minutes after stopping to take a dump
Nice """"""""""sport"""""""""" you got there.
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>>77612645
Not like that, it will be a wild ride
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OJALA OJALA OJALA OJALA
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Wait, he really stopped to run to go to the loo ?
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>dat booty-shakin
mmmh
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DID SHE SHART???
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>mexico
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henriques did shart herself right?
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Why does this event cause sharting?
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>>77612695
the movements fucks up your bowel or something like that, making you shart
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>Partanen DQ
nigga just walk lmao whats so hard
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How do you end up doing this sport?
Seems like pure torture to me
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IT STARTS
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>>77612695
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner%27s_diarrhea
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get fucked france
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>>77612706
>when you're a weaklet but you're an absolut madman that want a medal so you go straight to hell
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>>77612706
They all start out as postmen, forced to adhere to a strict rapid walking pace to deliver their parcels and letters to the waiting public each day and then over the years of working their route they begin to wonder what the true limits of the human body are with respect to walking and thus begin the slow descent towards the death march.
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>>77612708
>At the 2005 London Marathon, winner Paula Radcliffe, in desperate need for a toilet break during the race, stopped by the road in full view of the crowd and live TV cameras and passed diarrhea. She later blamed a meal of grilled salmon from the previous night for the incident
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>>77612559

>not available in your country
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that manlet on the left was literally running
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Is the course literally just a giant thin loop? Jesus christ how fucking depressing.

Why can they not lay out a proper fucking route?
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STREAM WHERE
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>>77612725
Works in Canada. Why the hell would it be blocked in the middle of the night in the Us for an event only 10 people in the whole country would want to watch. kek
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>>77612732
They won't close off half of London for the worlds. Not an olympics.
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>>77612732
for what? plus you'd have to place LOOS all over the city, fuck that.
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>>77612732
You have to block more roads. You need more judge and people around the race.
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>>77612720
POO
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ECUANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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CHOCHO AYY LMAO
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>>77612732
It's the mall m8, nice road.
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>>77612732
I think 50km walk needs to be very flat. The marathon route had some climb and descent
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>>77612720
Pls where can I see this?
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1 bong 40 bings left roughly
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>>77612757
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>>77612757
>tf
>tp
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>>77612757
scheiß-piefke xd
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>that shot of the racers reflected in that cute Japanese girl's glasses

dope, need a webm of it
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>>77612757
>germans
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>>77612751
This is nice road
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>>77612769
Kino
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>>77612559
>>77612757
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>>77612757
Never in doubt Hans

>>77612769
She was Chinese lad
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Ojala
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Ojala puking
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what's the difference between yellow and red?
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FUCK
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>That guy in white throwing up
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>>77612757
eurosport
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fuck
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How our boy Diniz doing? Still way out in front? Also did some chick actually shit herself?
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Why can't amerisharts win this ?

>>77612788
kek
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Ojala continuing the Finnish tradition
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>>77612788
Damn, that's a lot of food.
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>>77612789
>yellow
They're warning you they're watching you
>red
Formal complaint, you can get 3 before DQ
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>>77612792
Oh shit, was it Diniz?
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>>77612795
henriques appears to have shat herself senpai
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>>77612795
3minutes 23 second lead
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>>77612732
the actual reason for the oval course is to allow the judges the maximum time during a race to monitor the participant
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>>77612808

Glorious, what a world sport

>>77612811

Thanks bro
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>>77612811
D O M I N A T I O N
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will we see a wr?
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>>77612820
>>77612822
gone up to 3:28 now. The boy's flying
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So when will he collapse? And how?
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>>77612817
How do judges communicate between each other, with an app or something?
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>walkers overtaking the jogger
KINÒ
I
N
Ò
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is that manlet the running roach?
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OJALA OJALA OJALA
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>>77612838
I WISH I WISH I WISH
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they should have race walk relays
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>>77612851
>final walker fumbles the exchange
fund it
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>>77612851

Lmao, and they take like a whole day. Hell, should be a 16+ person relay and have it truly be a death race
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>>77612834
the individual judges are not in communication with each other, only by radio with the "head" judge. they all submit cards individually.
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1 K M A H E A D
K
M
A
H
E
A
D
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>>77612831
Now 3.49 lead. Diniz is a kilometer ahead
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get hype for wr
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>>77612851
this, we need hurdles too
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Who /absolutemadman/ ?
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ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>77612788
me on the left
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Easy for our french poop god Diniz
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Diniz can't even drink like a normal person

They all look like they have cerebral palsy
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It's Diniz's Toulouse
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Will he crack?
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based diniz goating it up
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>>77612879
Kononen the OG JUST hair man
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was sent here from /int/
heard there are good gimmicks here
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pace is well off, right?
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>>77612895
Go back stupid John
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cheeky frog
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I'm only ten minutes away, should I go along? Maybe I could hand out poop sponges.
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>>77612902
settle down comrade, i just want to see people shit themselves
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>>77612851
And instead of the stick they pass on a sponge?
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>>77612908
Make a sign for based Diniz.
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just joined in
anybody ded?
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just woke up las
any moments as kino as this one yet?
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oh wow that bunda on that grill tho
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>>77612916
Diniz is on his final way to hell
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why just water your genitals?
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>>77612895
it's too cool and early for maximum death
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>>77612908
go shill to the judges that you saw some guys running
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>>77612908
How are you like 10 mins from the Mall? Rich cunt?
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I could LITERALLY fucking DESTROY every cunt in this thread in a fist fight. None of you faggots would even stand a chance.
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>>77612884
Fuck off Carlos
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>>77612922
godspeed
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>>77612924
it burns down there with the repeated movement
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>dat brown goop
do I want to know?
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>>77612931
Wrong mate.
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>>77612936
spray from running behind diniz
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watching the race walk at work la
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>>77612936
someone shart on him or what?
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>>77612931
FIGHT ME
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>>77612936
HE EAT DA POO POO LIKE ICE CREAM
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why is this a thing
why do they inflict this upon themselves
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>>77612936
Turboboost from diniz
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>>77612930
I'm Theresa May
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NONO CHOCHO

>>77612943
>working on a sunday
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>>77612950
blood for the bloodgod
poop for the poopthrone
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>ARAI
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Ok Canada bro make sure you dont get tackled by the japanese again.
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>>77612950
autism
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>>77612757
>Scatrepublik Deutschland
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How do I become a deadwalk judge?
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>london august average temperature is 19 C
>tokyo august average temperature is 26 C
can't wait for 2020 sudoku march
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>>77612950
competitive atheism
the good lord tries to stop them with sudden bowel movements yet they push through
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>>77612950
to keep us safe
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Diniz just doper
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i found a stream
fuck yeah
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>>77612050
He is the world record holder.
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Japan will be fucking epic
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>>77612973
he finally found some with no sharting side effect
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>>77612973
Russian flag, nice bait
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already hyped for sudoku stroll
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why no american men in this nor in the 20?
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why don't brits volunteer to work at this championship ? you could see qt
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>>77612050
>all russian 2012-walkers were caught doping afterwards
KEK
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a km to go indicator would be nice
the time means fucking nothing.
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>>77612990
had no idea it was even happening before it started and I have a job lol
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>>77612990
Everyone did the Olympics
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>>77612988
using an SUV isn't allowed, obviously.
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Best sport.
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>>77612994
about 15 left
so like an hour
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feels good being the only yank on /sp/ watching shartwalk
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r8 my Sunday lads

Deaths marches
Weed
Comfy /sp/ threads
Munchies
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HE'S GETTING FASTER
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>>77612050
>russian walkers
>russian
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''competitive'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
hmm
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is it painful 4 Yu
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>>77612988
There is an american able to walk 30 miles in 2 hours but he's too busy posting frogs on the internet
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>>77613008
11/10
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>>77613008
Depends on the munchies lad, what you got?
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Ce blaireau de Montel qui répète pour la 3ème fois "seul sur la planète Marche"
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What if you had a bunch of water bottles to pick from but one of them was spiked with laxatives
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>>77613019
12 boiled eggs
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>>77613004
diniz is on pace for 3:30
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>>77613021
you'd probably suffer from loose bowels i'd imagine
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>>77613010
YOU CAN'T DENY THE DINIZ
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>men' and women's at the same time
>men constantly distracted by jiggly booty
NOT FAIR
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>>77613005

Nah I've been here for a good while
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>>77613023
Keep a poop sponge handy
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When you realize Qatar is hosting the 2019 World Championship.
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>5min 14 seconds lead

Absoloubte MADMAN
He's gonna tire and shit himself 1km from the end isn't he?
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that jap is fucking running
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>>77613034
>women have to deathmarch in burqas
brutal
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>>77613034
F
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>>77613034
what a dumb idea
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Just woke up. What has happened so far?
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>>77613020
Insupportable ce fdp
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>>77613034
Holy shit
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>>77613030
free test boost midrace
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>>77613031
how are you watching it?
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>>77613034
We're going to need more mist
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>>77613034
>Dates 28 September - 6 October 2019

>have to postpone almost two months because contrary to popular knowledge it's actually fucking hot there during summer
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>5 minutes in front
seems legit
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>>77613034
Qatar Canter is gona kill some ppl
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>>77613055
not even locals leave the house in the summer
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>>77613055
Fuck that shit
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>>77613034
It will probably be inside some air conditioned convention hall.
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>>77613048

I was the one complaining I couldn't find a stream, still haven't. Just been following the thread on and off
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gwan jav lads
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>>77613066
>outdoors world championships held indoors
really activating my almonds
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>>77613019

6pk pic related (I can only find these at a certain Tescos, nowhere else sells them), 4pk Boosts, Morrison's chocolate chip cookies
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>>77613070
http://cricfree.sc/euro-sports-1-live-stream

here you go dude
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>>77612992
Not all, only 50km men
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how many laps are they doing?
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>>77613076
>Not all, only 50km men

>russians
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>>77613075

Ah thanks bro
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>>77613077
2km laps, let's do the maths
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>>77613077
25 I think

Track is 2km
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>>77613074
Very solid selection m8, you're in for a comfy afternoon. Might go and get some cookies myself.
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YELLOW CARD
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>you'll never have the heart of Diniz

You must be unstoppable when you're as strong as him mentally
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>>77613074
pretty disappointing lineup to be brutally honest with you lad
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>Diniz is almost able to outlap the silver medal at the end
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phwoar the rump on that one
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I came here for memes where the fuck are the runners shitting themselves and dying
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>>77613130
It's like 17C. You need high temps for a death march.
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>Henriques will never sit her sweaty ass on your face after winning gold
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>>77613129
post rump
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got to blame the jav team desu they should have told them how far ahead he was
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>>77613130
they have mandatory buttplug now
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>>77613130
deathmarch is finished on spee unless somebody drops soon
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>>77613130
Diniz killed the race, there is no point in going too fast and getting still btfo. Also >>77613136
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>>77613130
only happens if it is hot outside
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>>77613020

Le pire fdp de la terre.
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surely the competitors in this event need hip transplants at like 35 or something
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>>77613130
Wait for Qatar 2019, there will be at least 1 dead runner, screenshot this
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>>77613115
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>>77613020
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Walking a marathon in less than 3 hours...
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diniz might as well do the 20 km afterwards and win
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>>77613156
I bet my daughter on this
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>>77613034
The Marchlocaust
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the camera shots are top notch
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>>77613153
Il se croit drôle en plus ce triso
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these women are literally otter mode
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how does this guy didn't win anything before desu
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>>77613180
Rio deathmarch slow-mo was pure kino
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>sqouare
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>>77613020
just watch it on eurosport lad
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what to look for in the afternoon?
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where's matej toth?
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>>77613205
20km deathwalks
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>>77613187
http://lawm.sportschau.de/london2017/nachrichten/IAAF-Anti-Doping-Delegate-burdened-by-credibility-issues-,lawmlondon1520.html

>From the values in the database there's no question in my mind that athletics world championships and olympic discipline events have been contaminated by blood doping. Some of the results were simply grotesque. In their extrimity they were quite easily the worst I've ever seen.

>A conspicuously large number of the suspicious values came from Turkish and, above all, from Russian athletes.
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>>77613034
love those qataris desu
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Such a comfy gold medal. I thought Mayer was going to be the comfy one but actually shitted myself during pol vault.
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>"walking" a kilometre in 4 minutes 12 seconds

literally how
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they should have race walking sprints
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>>77613212
I know, but for him it's also the dq and collapsing

>>77613221
well that's now walking
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>>77613221
just be urself
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Will he do a stupid interview like Bosse and Mayer ?

>>77613221
>tfw can barely run a km in 4mn
he would be great to follow for a jogging
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This guy is an obvious world class nutcase, why the fuck didn't he just get a bike and make some money?
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>he doesn't throw hammers around on the reg
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>>77613239
>Froome
>people throw piss at you

>Diniz
>shits on himself

Diniz is the alpha male desu
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the way he pass other competitors
kek
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>>77613239
Diniz is a freaking commie. He doesn't care that much about money.
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What I like about this sport is that if you see it in Slow motion you can see that EVERYBODY cheats
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Why doesn't Diniz try the 20km ? He would kill the race
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>>77613273
dumbfuck IAAF put it the same day baka

should have made the 20km the first even and 50km the last or vice-versa
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>>77613271
that's the art of it though, it's only cheating if the judges can see you with the naked eye, so you gotta do just enough avoid going over that threshold
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inb4 redcard
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>>77613273
Coz he's not a fag.
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>>77613273
not enough suffering
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>>77613281
don't jinx it
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I cant tell is ARD live right now?
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>>77613289
that's not how jinxing works
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that portuhuese girl is a leglet
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double lapping the leader of the womens race
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the madman at work
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>>77613290
the current race time is 3:24:35
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any closeups of the mexican shart
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>>77613302
>not patting their heads as he passes them by
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>>77613302
Beautiful
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WR?
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>>77613305
Is there any way to watch it live then lol
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>>77613319
eurosport
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>>77613168
Didnt you already lose your daughter?
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>>77613318
Finnish commentators said that at current rate he is going to miss it by around 30 seconds.
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>>77613318
Eurosport thinks he will miss it by 25s.
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>>77613329
indeed
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>>77613318
CR for sure and WL
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Japanese team orders?
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DOUBLE RED CARD
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cheeky lad
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H Y P E
Y
P
E
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Just moved the laptop to the toilet so i can take a shit when he crosses the finish line
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>>77613329
Only one of them on yesterday relay
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>>77613322
Eurosport shows moto2 for me desu
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MADMAN
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>>77613344
very symbolic, bravo anon
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>DQ'd for foreign aid
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Hhaha what an absolute nutcase.
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No one likes a show off
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>>77613344
kek
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all_smiles.jpg
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Didn't even notice our guy had been DQ'd. Was 9th at 35km.
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>>77613354
salt
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will he do a victory lap?
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>>77613354
he's just happy, this isn't bolt tier stuff
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fucking cunt not trying to break the wr
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VAS-Y MON PETIT
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>>77613303
Actual speed blur
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>>77613362
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based
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SHART KING
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NO WR
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high fiving people and taking a flag
dude looks happy as fuck

what kind of drugs are they putting in those water bottles?
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he should have went for another poo before finishing
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>stop the race to poo in the loo
>finish 30 sec after his WR

the absolute madman
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DEAD
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ukrop laying an ambush
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3 gold medal for france in athletics, All of them won by white men.

immigration was a mistake
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fucking 7'30 in front of the japanese, godiniz
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BASED SHART KING
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>>77613400
>Diniz
>white
hmmm
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BASED DINIZ
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>>77613400
all medals by whitey

>that laugh of the girl
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BASED DINIZ
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>>77613400
Diniz is Portuguese imbecile
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>>77613400
All our golds were won by blacks :/
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>the absolute state of women
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>>77613414
they are running aswell right now right? Seems like nobody cares
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MULTITRACK S-S-S-SLIPSTREAM WALKING
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>>77613400
And if Lavillenie hadn't fucked up...
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Diniz already making a Nike deal for $100m.
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>>77613405
t. alberto barbosa
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>>77613421
diniz took 3 laps over the leader
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wait, diniz is fucking 39? what the fuck?
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>>77613430
>Lavillenie
>not fucking up

let's hope michon wins another medal
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>>77613421
being lapped over and over again isnt very funny
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>>77613442
GOD
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>>77613442
he spent all those years loading carbs
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the money shot
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>>77613442
Roidiz
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>>77613442
creatine
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happy for the two scwinty eyed lads
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R I G G E D
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>>77613413
>danny talbot is black
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>>77613460
>scwinty
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>>77613455
>me
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HA HA I BEAT YOU HIGH FIVE
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>>77613465
>a relay
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>coming 4th again

Absoloute Glavan
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REMINDER
These guys WALK at speeds that would easily pass military running fitness tests
Literally how
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>>77613442
Endurance athletes often peak near their forties.
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>>77613467
FABULOUSSSS!
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>>77613476
>Glavarsenal
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>>77613471
hey I'm happy that it wasn't 100% black
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this female french commentator laughs like a retard wtf
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>>77612930
I live in kilburn. Its like 20 mins in sunday traffic on the bus
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>a fucking postman
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Just went for a (bike) ride, and holy shit, I just made it home in time

Diniz is truly >ourguy

GOAT confirmed?
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>>77613479
>walk
>funny balding man hold base bat
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>>77613484
jej
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>>77613487
would gf desu
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>>77613490
btw these guys WALKED almost as far as I biked in the same time. I'm somewhat of a lardass, but still, literal wut.
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We 3rd of ranking nao
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>>77613504
thank god mo got cucked on 5k
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THIRD PLACE IN THE MEDAL COUNT. WE DID IT LADS.
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>>77613500
Damn you're slow as fuck
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>women
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>>77613508
can you win more gold medals today?
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Fuck you frogs
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so when are the womyn going to finish
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Ojala dead
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>3rd of ranking
>All medals won by white athletes
Sounds unreal
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>>77613514
nah unless we win at disk which is unlikely
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>Hnnnngriques
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>>77613516
American will not
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>>77613515
Three gold medals, and Poland?
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wtf is wrong with her legs
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>>77613530
If Poland wins another one we're fucked
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>>77613514
maybe Michon at Disk
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Why do these asian women have tape over their bellybutton?
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>womyn spraying themselves with water
that's a watershed infraction!
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>>77613533
Keep calm, Croatia will win discus
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those retards french commentators saying men didn't want to let females walk the 50km. Why are they still doing 2 sets matches in tennis then ? Nobody is preventing them to do 3 sets. Oh yeah because they are too weak and because nobody would watch it.
Bunch of hypocrit
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>>77613500
Thats a speed of some shitty single gear steel bike suffered from city traffic.
Otherwise youre slower than a girl on her period.
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>>77613540
too lewd to show on tv
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>>77613544
no poles there either way
1500 and relays thats where it could happen
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Damn I would tap on that walker Henriques ass
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>yin and yang
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>>77613510
Okay looking at the time again, that wasn't quite true. I thought I left when they were at the 10 km mark, and made it back after doing 50 km in time to see them finish. But that can't have been the case. Still feels like these dudes are WALKING far faster than what should be humanly possible.
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>ywn apply lotion to the sore inner thicc thighs of your walkingfu after a 50k deathwalk
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>>77613544
i know, but what i said is true with others cunts as we have 0 silver medals

south africa might pass us with semenya
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brit eurosport commentators with the bantz
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>>77613550
disregard that I suck cocks see
>>77613571
>>
FINAL LAP , LADS
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>>77613571
Diniz was going at around 14 km/h
Pretty insane
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>Yin and Yang together

beautiful
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what other sport has wheelchairs waiting at the finish line for near-death athletes?
alpha as fuck
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>>77613597
4x100
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>>77613597
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>>77613608
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>>77613608
heh
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>>77613608
Kek
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PORTUGAL CARALHO
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Will this be the only world record set at this meet?
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>wake up
>diniz won
B A S E D
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>>77613617
I-is he dead?
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New thread
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>>77613628
yes ;_;
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How many wymin are going to finish?
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>>77613640
rip in peppers
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>>77613641
might as well ride this one out
and make a new one shortly before the 20 starts
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>>77613642
Unless semenya breaks the 800m record...
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>>77613608
savagé
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it's so boring watching these 20-50 km walks. But it's so impressive
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when is 20
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>>77613658
Current WR is held by a literal lab experiment. I doubt even Semenya can break that.
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>>77613673
in two bongs
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>>77613673

~30 minutes
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>>77613675
>lab experiment

explain
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>>77613673
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-08-13/world-athletics-championships-2017-day-10-schedule-and-tv-highlights--what-to-watch-this-sunday-13th-august
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>>77613677
ok
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>>77611848
the guy shitting himself is from a marathon, not a deathmarch. Really ruins the whole image.
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Your flags too big for you
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>>77613681
>>77613658

Oh wait, shit. I was thinking of the 400, which is picrelated

Dunno about 800 tbqh.
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>>77613608
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someone make a new t&f diniz deathwalk thread im at work
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>>77613692

Pictured: Current 800 m """"""""women's"""""""" world record holder.
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does mekhissi run the 1500 tonight?
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why does she have a sticker covering her belly button?
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>>77613707
LEWD
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>>77613707
Still much less testosterone than semenya
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>>77613709

According to Finnish commentators, the Chinks believe that covering your navel with a tape prevents nausea, or something.
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/ourguy/
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>>77613708
No, he didn't even pass the heats.
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>>77613725
>his tactic on the heats of the 1500
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>>77613717
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holy god damn what find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t8C4h-ZwFs
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>>77613777
>>77613777
>>77613777
>>77613777
>>77613777
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>>77613412
retard
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>>77613430
dude.....lavellenie supports Clermont, it's his nature to fuck up, his gold medal in 2012 was an accident




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