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>>78240269
This is definitely the thread
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>>78240318
Anything is better than a bisping thread
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Thiago Alves was going to win me money
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>thread wars
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Is this gonna be the thread or what?
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>>78240403
Yup
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>>78240403
i really hope so
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Favorite female fighter?
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>>78240419
>>78240424
Just keep posting like normal
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is Tuesday Night Contender Series coming back ever?
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>>78240318
This is the thread.
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"Gus beat Jones"
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>>78240469
i honestly don't really think he did but what if the judges gave it to him? i think that if Jon would have lost one of his fights he would have had the confidence to stop fucking up is life on purpose
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>>78240469
He didn't lol
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How long until the mods delete one of the threads?
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>>78240488
I don't understand how anyone thinks Gus won that fight, at best it was 2-2 going into round 5, and Jones clearly won round 5 so where's the logic coming from exactly?
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>>78240511
i dont think the heem police is on so it might be a while
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>>78240514
It's probably desperation more than anything. You can view a fight any way you want if you skew your vision hard enough
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>>78240549
How long ago was that fight again?
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anybody else still bummed about McMann losing?
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>>78240591
Nope. She's a towelhead loving dyke.
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>>78240610
does saying that make you feel like a big man?
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>>78240591
Yes cause I lost money
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>>78240620
You really wanna see a big man?

*unzips dick*
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Why is there 2 threads again?
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>>78240643
autism
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>>78240644
How long ago was that again?
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>>78240679
what a goof
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>>78240643
OP matters a lot to the spastics
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Is heem going to collectively watch the rockhold card? I'm not a boxing fan but this GGG fight is supposed to be so big that I don't really wanna miss it. Is there even gonna be picks for rockhold branch?
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>>78240705
why not watch both?
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>>78240705
I'm gonna watch it because I dont really care about boxing. I don't know about the rest of heem
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>>78240705
>is the mma general going to watch boxing or mma?
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>>78240705
I'll watch both pal
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>>78240440
Right here my guy
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>>78240819
that doesnt look healthy
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>>78240842
Very healthy
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>>78240842
>being healthy doesn't look healthy
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<------------------*record scratchy*
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Can't wait for the GOAT to come back in 2021
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>>78240495
>>78240469

I mean if were taking a look at Jon's career, I'd think a lot of us would say that Gus was his biggest challenge. If we're willing to entertain the notion that Jon has been using PEDs for the majority of his career then I'm willing to put forth Gus truly may be the superior fighter. Of course we'll never know whether or not Jon was using at the time but at the same time you can't give him the benefit of the doubt at this point either. We just don't know.
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>>78241291
>I'm willing to put forth Gus truly may be the superior fighter
The same Gus who was running away from DC or another one?
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>>78240679
i guarantee he fucked his toes after that backflip
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>>78240889
>At such low BF% she probably doesn't get her period
>"healthy"
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>>78240761
I know, right? Obviously we're watching box.
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Holy shit my guys I just watched Swanson Choi at UFC 206 that was the best fight I've seen a long ass time. Why isn't this Korean more popular?
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>>78241505
That whole speech was in context to the Gus and Jones fight I don't know where you're getting DC from. DC is better than Gus, I know and support that.
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He's going to be the next to be USADA'd
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>>78241729
because he lost
and because he hasn't fought since
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At least it's not a Bisping op
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>>78242149
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THE REIGNING DEFENDING 55 POUND GUY IN THE WORLD
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>>78240474
oy vey

>>78240705
watching the main event for the virgin sacrifice and chicano tears
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one last time?
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>>78244855
Might as well make a fourth fight with Ken Shamrock if you're gonna go that route
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You tried buddeh. Gotta admire your dedication of advertising and talking to yourself to out bump the other thread but unfortunately it wasn't enough. I'll be sure to link your thread when the other one hits the bump limit
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>http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/20695900/demetrious-johnson-ray-borg-fight-rescheduled-ufc-216-oct-7

thoughts?
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>>78245488
Calendar BTFO
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784

http://www.strawpoll.me/13924784
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>>78245488
Bispchad - 7
(You) - 0
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Who's asshole would you like to put your fingers on and in more: megan olivi or paige van zant?
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>>78246670
Overeem vs Ngannou
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>>78246674
Does it get awkward referring to yourself in the 3rd person or nutriding other anonymous users?
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>>78240679
Imagine if he KO'd himself during the first fall
His chin looks to hit the top of the Octagon
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>>78246692
This is a mandrama loser
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>>78246701
>instantaneous reply
IMA NOT THE BISPING SPAMMERE!!1

What did he mean by this?
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>be mean
>h8ers revv'ed

>be nice
>h8ers revv'ed

>don't make a single post
>h8ers revv'ed
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>>78246726
I meant that it literally isn't me
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i hope the bisping poster gets fucking killed very soon
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>>78246738
What do you think that does? Show some proof if you can.
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>>78246709
worked by bispingposter. worked into a seething hateful existence.
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>>78246727
>be an obsessive loser who is here all day
>people ignore you
>you keep being an obsessive loser
>"hey why are you being such an obsessive loser"
>lmao revved you up buddeh lmao
>*keeps posting for 12 more hours before passing out from a cheeto induced coma*
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>>78246755
What kind of proof would you like to see?
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>>78246757
This is a mandrama sperg
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>its another sperg talks to himself episode
we need a coral sperg ignore feature
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>>78246747
>>78246760
*vroom vroom*
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>>78246776
We need IDs so you can see it's not me and you can blame it on someone else.
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>>78246747
im with you
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Anthony Pettis and Jorge Masvidal are underdogs

I agree with Masvidal but why Pettis?
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>r-r-r-r-rda!
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>78246784
you're a schizo that doesn't deserve (you)s
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>>78246776
This is the proxy-hopping spammer.
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>>78246777
People didn't care when you made the first 4 Bisping threads, but then you kept making them over and over, and that's when they noticed how much of a loser you are. If anyone is revved here, it's you cause your life for the past week or so has revolved around this place.
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>>78246785
thanks
>>78246777
kill yourself you fucking loser. i hope this reply leaves a lasting impression and you feel sad for 24 hours you useless windbag you are a burden on humanity, the only thing you give us is more shit in the ocean
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>>78246796
Says the guy who think's I'm literally every personality here lol
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>>78246793
Because Poirier could just decide to hold him down for 3 rounds.
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>>78246797
post the scat and fuck off already
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>>78246797
what does that prove? that I saved an image off google like other people?

rofl, you need to calm down coral sperg.
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>>78246793
he got USADA'd. where have you been my man. bookies know this, we know this.
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>>78246806
Isn't Pettis quite good of his back? He has some good submission wins
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coralschitz is really going today
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Jesus christ, h8ers are so revv'ed up. Go discuss MMA for God's sake. Here is a topic

UFC Fight Night 116.
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Who is more autistic, the guy who wants to make the OP or the guy who wants the OP to be something specific?
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>>78246827
Nah, it's just you.
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>>78246834
the guy with 19 personalities that (You)s himself all day and night >78246829
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>>78246850
you moron, you know that speaking about him is giving him attention too right?

shut the fuck up
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>>78246850
>we will never get post IDs on heem
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>>78246824
Dustin gets heemed easy though
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coralschitz you need to calm down
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>>78246850
>Who is more autistic
the people who constantly talk about other users on a fucking anonymous MMA forum. Yes i realise the hypocrisy of this post.
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>>78246869
pettis doesnt heem. heems about as much as bigg rigg. its cool when he does but... he doesnt
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>tfw no polish sticc gf
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>>78246896
Her face is literally nightmare fuel
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This semen slurping sport is more semen slurping than ever before.

Something must be done to counter all the usada let-downs.

Every fight should be booked with replacement fighters or something, I dunno. I'm just getting tired lads.

>>78246829

At least there is one fighter, and champion, we can all 100% rely on not to let us down by roiding. Based Bisping, the sport needs more men like him
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>>78246896
I want to make out with her belly
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What a coward
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>>78246915
bisroid is roiding
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>>78246826
He lost to Eddie Alvarez because he doesn't know how to defend takedowns still. Maybe it's gotten better, but Poirier could do to him what he did to Joe Duffy.
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>>78246829
You've been posting here since 6 in the morning, that has to be worrying
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I want the opposite of USADA where fighters are punished if they don't take sterons.
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>>78246938

shambles mate
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>>78246811
He's paranoid since people started calling him a Schizo, I don't know what to say.
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>When Bisping beats GSP, the same people who call GSP the GOAT will start saying he is just a shit old retired fighter

lel
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>>78246811
>>78246969
This is the same person
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Coral Springs died in Irma.

There are only imposters now
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post old memes
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>>78246948
Archive detective?
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>>78240705
>be me
>have to be in my old friend's stupid fucking wedding
>have to miss Rockhold/Branch card and GGG/Canelo

But hey! At least I got to watch the Nunes/Shev II card in its entirety am i right
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>>78246984
You wish.
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>>78246951
worked. im actually a bisping fan
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>>78246987
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>>78246982
You're wrong tho but I'm not going to open paint.
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>Whe GSP beats Bisping, the same people who post his force will find another fighter to meme here 24/7

Not even funny
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>>78246948
protip: there are multiple bisping posters
i've made one of these images and yet i'm not the one posting it most of the time
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>>78246972
you can be both
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>>78246650
Load of fucking shit. After all the crying and excuses DJ gave for ducking TJ he's gonna reschedule with this pullout merchant?

I really just hate DJ, I think he might be my most hated UFC fighter. And the fact that he's most likely gonna beat Anderson's record makes my blood boil
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>>78247014
His face here*

Shiet
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>>78247014
you newfags haven't felt the wrath of the canuck casual
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>>78247010
ya sure I am
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>>78246811
>>78246969
yeah hes overly revved and making poor decisions

soon the scat with start
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>>78246686
I'm not into bestiality so Megan
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Without meme bullshit, how do you guys think GSP will do against Bisping? Will the size difference be that important?
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Scotcuck > coral springs
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>>78247037
You mean you will start with the scat soon just to push your narrative like a mandrama script writer.
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>>78247047
Yea he's gonna struggle to get him down and Bisbong will win with another controversial decision.
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>>78247022
If by multiple you mean at best 2 of you who are spending on average ~18 hours a day spamming here then sure.
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>>78247047
It'll be a good fight but Bisping will win. Bisping is just too big for him and has fought bigger people. GSP has no KO power and he probably won't be able to wrestlefuck Bisping.
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>>78247055
>mandrama
>narrative
>t. scatposter
you're fucking crazy, dude. seek immediate help.
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>>78247027
>I think he might be my most hated UFC fighter
Cause you're a casual
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>>78247072
Maybe I am a bit crazy, but not nearly as crazy as someone who posts scat and gay porn all day on a blue board.
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>>78247078
>the shitposting schitzo comes out in the open about it

good for you coral sperg
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>>78247064
can't be true, i've seen multiple other flags and posting styles, not including myself
please continue getting irrationally angry though, you're def not encouraging it at all hahaha
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>>78247090
Wish you would come out in the open and stop framing me for your own actions.
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>>78240903
yet he still beat goobs guess goobs is just overrated then
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>>78247090
>78247078
LOL I knew it was something new.

Have you taken your pills, Coral?
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>>78247093
They're too Blinded By anger. Just leave them be
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>>78247093
>If I say there's other people posting the exact same images as me maybe I can look less of a loser than I already am
You're really not fooling anyone. It's not that hard to force anything on here, you just need to become a dedicated NEET autist for a week or so.
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>>78247096
>already admitted to being a schitz
you're delusional m8, you're seeing things that aren't there
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>>78247010

Reminder that its the same person

>>78247010
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>>78247047
I literally cannot seeing this going GSP's way whatsoever. He's not going to be able to get Bisping down, GSP will have to finish Bisping and I just don't see him doing it.
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Who thinks Bisping is just going to retire after the GSP fight and him throwing his belt at Whittaker was letting him know he had no intention of unifying?
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>>78247134
You just linked the same post idiot lol

Maybe you need a break before you sperg out.
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>>78247124
You were literally calling me the bisping spammer in the previous thread when I'm not, you're the schizoid.
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>>78247121
hahahahaha
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>>78247141
>He's not going to be able to get Bisping down
You don't get to get Bisping down to beat him, you just need to be a slightly better than average striker and that's it, that's literally it.
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>mfw the bitch complaining about Bisping is being more annoying than the Bispingposter himself

M8, just let it go and discuss MMA
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>>78247147
intentional
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>>78247027
There are still 2 hilarious possibilities here. Borg misses weight, DJ beats him and than he fights Cody after he beat TJ and loses. That or he simply loses to Borg somehow. Both equally satisfying.
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>>78247154
what the fuck are you even talking about?
the other thread? rofl
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>>78247155
>i-i-if I pretend theres more of us i wont look so pathetic
I'll stop bullying you now, something traumatic must have happened for you to be posting on 4chan all day to cope.
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>>78247163
For sure
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>>78247163
You do realise we're talking about Georges "Take people down and wrestlefuck them" St-Pierre here?
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>>78247047
Absolutely no way to tell how ring rust will impact him so we'll see
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>>78247165
what about it has you so revved up?
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>>78247176
please dont stop lol!
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>>78247169
This post right here that you made thinking I was someone else >>78246690
Schizo much?
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>>78247190
Against Bisping "wrestled LHW fighter Chael Sonnen to a draw" Bisping
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>>78247201
definitely not me, schitz

but I can see how you got your name now
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>>78247190
Yes and I'm talking about Michael "Got outstruck by Thales Leites" Bisping
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>It's another Coral Sperg replies to himself in hope of building his """online rep""" episode

So unbelievable sad, this crazy guy is ruining /heem/
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>>78247243
What more unbelievable are the people who still bitch about him
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>>78247243
You think everyone is me, but somehow I'm a schizo.
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>>78247243
>this guy is running /heem/
ftfy
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>>78247251
He takes up 250 of the posts on /heem/

He's unavoidable, makes every thread.

Casuals don't realize they're interacting with the lunatic until it's too late 99% of the time.
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>>78247261
we're the same guy according to schizo-sperg lol
recent bisping interview https://youtu.be/13B4tbxEUeE
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>>78247266
At least 300/500 posts in this general are made by the same loser spamming the same thing and talking about one thing over and over
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>>78247266
>makes every thread.
I never make threads, but whatever you say schizoid.
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>>78247266
You take up half of the 250 arguing with him. Jesus christ. OP doesn't matter. Last thread was good, this one is filled with whining.
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>>78247274
>I have never made an OP
the sperg just said this
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All you have to do is filter like 5 words and you won't see most of his posts because his vocabulary is so poor lmao
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Whats next for Luke if he loses?
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>>78247275
lol I am never here, idiot. this is the first time I've been on /heem/ in 3 weeks that sperg has been here for years.
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These generals are essentially 5 people, with 10 people making up each personality.
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>>78247303
Bellator
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>>78247296
This. Same sperg posts and vocabulary makes it easy to filter.
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>>78247310
I could see him fighting Weidman again
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>>78247327
and beating him. again.
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what the fuck is happening on /int/?
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>>78247320
Still hasn't sunk in yet that Conner got whooped by a turbo manlet who used to weigh 126 lbs?
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>>78247332
No doubt about that
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>>78247307
Grow up and take your L
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>>78247270
lmao he must be losing his god damn mind.

and thanks for that link buddeh.
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anyone else worried for platinum because of the short notice guy?

30 year old on a 12 fight win streak with the last 4 being by submission coming in with nothing to lose and everything to gain......

god I hope he doesn't catch Perry
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>78247345
>I never make OPs
>t. Oralschitz
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>>78247335
?
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>>78247367
Who is he fighting
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>>78247367
Not at all. Perry has this ez pz
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>>78247368
You still think I'm the Bisping guy?
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CWFC Featherweight Champion
CWFC Lightweight Champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Interim Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
WBC Moneyweight champion
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>78247381
>78247345
lol you couldn't be a more obvious faggot if you tried could you?
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>>78247375
spammed with cp
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>>78247378

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alex-Reyes-24199#/slide/3
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>>78247381
The "Bisping guy" never goes to sleep and is here all day and night.
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>people are so infuriated that they are accusing anyone and everyone of being a Bisping poster

/heem/ police, I need back up
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>>78247386
>let's take fighting and handicap the rules so that you can only punch!
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>>78246811
>>78246969
>>78247368
hmm looks right to me >>78246982
>>78247010
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>>78247396
>the bisping guy
>never sleeps
>never rests
>is many
>and one
Bisping confirmed for 4chan in its purest form, Redditors wouldn't understand.
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>>78247411
one of those are me
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>>78247394
Oh yeah Perry about to get Gadooshd and Flushed
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>>78247416
You're referring to yourself, right?
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>>78247411
and me
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>>78247403
I'd buy that PPV
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>>78247424
>tfw you hate "The Count" so much you end up becoming him
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>>78247394
>>78247394
>Fighting a LW

Short notice fights are tricky though and he could get KO'd
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>78247418
>78247398
>moral is getting revved again
>turning up the bispingposts
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>>78247431
and me
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>>78247436
Neither of those posts are me you lunatic.
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>>78247424
was probably referring to you cause you took offense to it when no one else did
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>ITS NOT ME
>ITS NOT ME

you never leave lol it's always (You)
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>>78247443
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>>78247460
and me
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>>78247435

again just works in his favor, no weight cut, nothing to lose, expected to get KO'd.. has all the ingredients for an upset. I don't see Perry getting KO'd, I see him knocking Alex down but and getting caught on the way down with something cheeky.
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*GADOOSH*
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Bisping posters = Homer Simpson
Bisping haters = Frank Grimes
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>>78247372
>>78247385
Why the fuck would the producers pair two people with such a huge height difference? Somebody must've had some beef with floyd or something
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>78247464
>78247460
>using his pass to post quicker now
>coral is at maximum rev at this point
if any little thing goes wrong for him at this moment the scat with fly
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>>78247473
i agree to whatever you just said
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>>78247482
This is what a real schizophrenic sounds like.
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>>78247456
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Why was the last thread much more comfy?
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>>78247490
When was the last time you ever made $300 million doing 30 minutes of work?
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>>78247492
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>>78247500
I legitimately think he's Schizophrenic.
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>>78247494
less people were upset
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>>78247512
there is no question he is man, just look at his posts and what he spams and its clear as day
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>>78247526
No but there was actual MMA discussion
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>>78247534
Break down your prediction for rockhold v branch
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>>78247534
it's hard to have consistency in generals. the other thread featured breaking news, which is now old news.
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>>78247534
The spergs are all home from school
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>he's still talking to himself
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Puke cuckhold will commit suicide on the 17th of September
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>>78247540
Branch 100% round 3 and beyond. Luke might be able to pull it off in the first 2 rounds if he doesn't strike like an idiot
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you now remember pico de gallo
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>Perry fighting a fucking lightweight instead of fighting another welter on short notice at 185 or catch-weight

I thought he was supposed to be a hard man?
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>>78247603
He's fighting on this stacked Bellator card next week.

http://www.sherdog.com/events/Bellator-183-Henderson-vs-Freire-61647
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how did floyd survive the angles?
if the ref hadnt saved floyd and then stopped the fight early i guarantee you he would have gotten knocked out eventually
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>>78247603
Reminder that lellator literally paid him a salary
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>>78247603

Pico is fighting again on Sept 23
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>>78247608
>7-3 opponent
for sure that guy is a YUUUUUUGE 145'er my guy

>>78247615
>
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>>78247610

he looks like a chimp right here especially when he shakes his head
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>>78247608
That card is literally better than the ufc card on the same night lel
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>>78247360
based floyd

>>78247456
same desu
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>>78247540
Branch is too good and too tough for little chinlet Luke. Bisking proved Rockhold was overrated everywhere and a terrible fighter/chinlet. I expect Branch 100% to heem Luke in the first my man
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>>78247540
Branch gets clipped and subbed
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>>78247608
>daley vs larkin
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>>78247656
This
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Reminder that natty lord bisking predicted rockhold to beat branch on his latest podcast
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>>78247655
Gabi might be attractive but she literally sounds like a man. I think she has a deeper voice than wanderlei
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>>78247615
For 3 years.
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>>78247682
Bisping is going to retire after the gsp fight, he's just relieved he won't have to give Luke the rubber match
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>>78247655
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>>78247656
>>78247680
>>78247682
>>78247577
>>78247575
>>78247567
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How many bings until tuf
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>most of /heem/ is picking against Rockhold
>guaranteed Rockhold win
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>>78247743
>Hillackhold is guaranteed to win
>Drumpfbranch can never win!!!
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>>78247761
what the fuck was that
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>>78247709
>mfw
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>>78247743
Floyd won and all of heem bet on Floyd
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Funny that all of /heem/ hates rockhold because he's tall, successful and handsome

Remind you a bit too much of your highschool bully ey lads?
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>10/10 in potatoland
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>>78247802
>all of heem bet on Floyd
Wrong, I bet on Floyd and made $500 but most of these casuals don't even bet.
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>>78247743
It's fucking crazy I mean the guy beat fucking everybody except TRT Vitor. And it's not like Bisping was dominating him in their second fight, he just caught him clean and had really good follow-up strikes. It's mma, literally anybody can get caught like that if they're not careful.

I think Punished Luke takes Branch, stops him on the ground early.

If somehow he loses, I think he retires.
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>>78247802
>all of heem bet on floyd
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>>78240269
Big Brown usually releases on Tuesdays OP
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>>78247849
>>78247835
>>78247802
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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/13/16301866/ufc-217-mma-news-interview-luke-rockhold-michael-bisping-georges-st-pierre-fight-joke

Is rockhold P4P #1 salty son of a bitch on this planet?
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>>78247824
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ugly!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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>>78247863
t. hope solo
>>78247893
t. roastie
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>>78247888
Hard to debate between him and Jose but he is definitely top 5 at least
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nina hartley is 58

i just fapped to a 58 year old
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>>78247922
best mommy desu
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>>78247931
41
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>>78247575
Never count the Cock out.
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>>78247931
older you than you buddy (29)
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>>78247931
20
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anyone want any fight webm's? Might be able to make some later
Might not though, I'm not guaranteeing anything so don't get pissy with me if I'm not able to do so
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>>78247931
22
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>>78248032
Offensive wrestling, I like it.
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>>78247961
>older than my mom
a year but still, wew.
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>>78248032
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
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APOLOGIZE
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>>78247931
25 next week

>>78248032
if you have the will to slam someone head first into concrete you're the kind of person who'd shoot someone if they had a firearm

that shit is guaranteed death or at least permanent brain damage
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>>78248062
Damn, you must be young then.
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>>78248062
>Having a 40 year old mother

Did she get knocked up in high school or are you 12?
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>>78248032
>when a nigga just wanna fuck a van but the van fucks them
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>>78248076
>>78248079
Not him but if his mom had him when she was 20 he'd be 21. Nothing abnormal about either.
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Is TUF on tonight?
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>>78248076
>>78248079
she was 20 when she had me, I'm 20 now
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>>78248070
I apologize...to absolutely fuckin' no one! The champ does what the fuck he wants!
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>>78248110
>>78248062
Any pics for proof?
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>>78248110
no ones gonna believe this without pics of at least the woman mentioned
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>>78248110
>I'm 20 now
so why don't you have a kid yet?

Kind of fucks me up tbqh. I'm 20 too.
I have cousins who are married yet I only lost my virginity 2 weeks ago.
I feel like I've grown up slower than normal.
In 5 fucking years my mum was at the age when she got married.
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>>78248106
lol wow he got FUCKED UP
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>>78248134
>>78248142
<--- mummy

>>78248143
>why dont you have a kid yet?
because, I'm 20 nigga wtf. Ideally, early 30's.
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>>78248181
your MUM had a kid at 20 NIGGER
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>>78247743
Literally making shit up
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Can't believe someone spiked Jones's water before the fight
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>>78248106
>shots the back of the head

DQ'd
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>>78248166
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>>78248218
Ignore him he's jelly you were raised by a young mother not some saggy ass middle aged woman who made a Mexican nanny do all the work.
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>>78248181
MAMMA HAVE MERCY
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>>78248247
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>>78248231
my sister had a chinese nanny, your funny bro.
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>>78248251
I wanna grab those pussy lips and hold that shit like a hotdog my dudes
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>>78248231
Yeah because young mothers are known for being caring
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Will Cormier accept the belt back or will he retire? Place your bets
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>>78248288
>filename
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>>78248293
That woman looks pretty caring.
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>>78248293
who's the qt?
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>>78248293
who is this ayran goddess?
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>>78248303
>Only guy he's ever lost to has been a doper
>Fights are worth way more post-reebok deal
>Nobody to challenge him for his belt
>Still needs to certify himself as the GOAT

There's no way he'll retire.
Only if he thinks he's GUARANTEED a commentator/punditry job by Dana or Fox.

Even then you can be tossed away like Goldie.
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>>78248306
>>78248322
nunes concussed her so bad that she had to quit, now she wants to comeback, absolute madwoman
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>>78248344
>>78248363
too muscular
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jones btfo
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My boy Chad returns next summer. I am fucking hyped
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>>78248376
how about this
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>fake champ again
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>>78248431
Lmao what the fuck kinda of defense is that from Cormier? Fucking idiot, no wonder his daughter died
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>>78248410
Of course Luke would back up his training partner
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>>78248431
is it possible to go a day without being reminded
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>>78248442
Life must suck when you're 5'4" and 144 eh little guy?
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>>78248464
I'm not fighting TJ no matter how much you insult me
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>>78247656
still here spergy?
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>>78248475
You have babby hands and yet work in a dock, how is that possible?
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>>78248442
what race is his wife?
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>>78248475
Neither is DJ
btw I'M 5'3 138, I'd murder you faggot
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>>78248489
>Replies to a post made hours ago

Who is the real sperg?
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How can any heavyweight compare to fast hands like these?
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>>78248510
hispanic
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>based Bisking revving the h8rs again
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>>78248533
Archive detective is obsessed with you lad. You have given his life purpose
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>>78248447
>>78248410
I wonder who could have set Jon up?
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>>78240368
>>78240549
>>78240794
>>78245488
>>78246984
>>78247186
>>78247386
>>78247472
>>78247610
why is every /heem/ thread exactly the same?

>>78247308
>These generals are essentially 5 people
oh right
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>>78248544
Everyone is obsessed with Coral Springs. He is the greatest poster here.
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>>78248550
You missed my point though. It's 5 groups of people, each being roughly 10 people who are similar.
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Is there a single woman in the UFC with a decent looking face right now?

>>78248550
>why is every /heem/ thread exactly the same?
Because its the exact same person posting
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>>78248550
someone watched too much wrestling and tries to act like a wwe heel on 4chan
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AKA = clean, nice guys
>cormier
>rockhold
>cain
>khabib

JacksonWink = roiding ugly scum
>jones
>holm
>gadelha
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>>78248533
so you still are, just making sure ;)
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>>78240705
Ill have both pulled up but im only watching th Canelo GGG fight
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>>78248571
>>78248429
>>78248414
>>78248394
>>78248378
>>78248363
>>78248344
>>78248322
>>78248306
>No cat fappening pics
I'm only delaying my suicide until the inevitable release
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>>78248583
This is the most accurate description. The spammers are always using wwe terms to describe their autism.
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I miss the Laddposter
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>>78248550
>i'm going to post this every day until you like it
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>>78248611
he's banned
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>>78248611
I don't miss getting spammed with pictures of an ugly chick desu.
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>>78248606
I bet she has a prime pussy
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>>78248628
she doesn't. i used to date her in high school. huge meat curtains.
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>>78248611
He just got banned you just missed him lmao
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>>78248628
Probably depends if she had her kid via c section or not
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>>78248032

makes me wish I was a big guy

also

>challenging someone who does manual labor all day

top jej
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>>78248635
How could anyone find Aspen attractive?
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https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/13/16303364/jesse-taylor-flagged-for-usada-violation-bout-vs-belal-muhammad-removed-from-ufc-sydney

USADA still undefeated
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>>78248694
HES TAKING THAT STUFF THAT MAKES YOUR HEAD GROW
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>>78248694
>implying brock didn't defeat them
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>>78248694
Nosferatu!
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I honestly can't wait for Gustafsson to knock out Cuckmier live on television and to see him crying like a bitch once more before he retires and is totally forgotten 3 months later.
Say it with me: "THE PAPER CHAMP!"
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>>78248729
you loser
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who is the more based fighter?
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DC IS CHAMP AGAIN
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>>78248729
why do you dislike him?
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>>78248729
>paper champ
>only guy who could beat him had to cheat
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>>78248743
>>78248743
based
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>>78246916
Finally, someone who can relate.
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>>78246650
If borg pulls out again it should be TJ or strip for mouse.
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>>78248075
Whiney gangster faggot tries to pick fight with guy just trying to do his job
>gets GADOOSHED and dealt with
>literal retards like you still have to stand up for blackie because he dindu nuffin
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>>78248762
only if he gets paid 3 million dollars
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>>78248762
I kinda hope borg gets in an accident or something so mm has to go up
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>>78247027
First of all, you're an idiot.
Second, if you're not a champ you gotta get in line, just like everyone else.
Third, TJ has NEVER made 125 in his professional MMA career. Borg has, despite being a pullout merchant.
Finally, nice plebbit spacing.
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>>78248743
Great news!
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Ahhhhh after 10,000 years I'm free, time to conquer earth!
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>>78248808
>Finally, nice plebbit spacing.
jesus you faggots are insufferable with this
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>>78248762
Not really fair to give Borg another shot while Khabib loses his sot to Lee
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>>78248745
>boring wrestler
>known cheater (towel gate)
>almost certain roider (olympic wrestling, i mean come on)
>couldn't beat the actual GOAT twice and had to be given the belt by the UFC rather than actually winning it himself
>acts like he's on some kind of moral high ground (I'M A GOOD PERSON WAAHHHHH) and is preachy and generally cringeworthy
>is reddit AS FUCK
>is a fat fuck and still chose to body shame Jones (i know whose physique I'd rather have)

I probably forgot some other things as well, but the point is that if you actually "like" Cuckmier then you should probably move on over to /r/mma :^)
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>>78248743
APOLOGIZE
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>>78248842
fair enough.

in other news, have you noticed how many Pride fights ended with ""soccer kicks"
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>>78248808
>tj says he wants to fight for the belt, would be more of a draw than the manlets at flyweight
>DJ says "I-if you don't make weight I'll take your purse and mine and the fight is cancelled(bullshit terms that he knew they wouldn't agree to)
>Schedules fight with a person who has missed weight a number of times
>misses weight again
>DJ says its just part of the game and rebooks the fight
What did he mean by this?
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>>78248808
are you asian and 5'3 by any chance?
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>>78248743
#FakeChamp
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>>78248835
>gets knocked out by a future up-and-comer
>legacy boils down to "has-been that got knocked out by a promising prospect"
Ah, I can see it now.
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>>78248808
No but I am. No joke.
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>>78248032
So what would a Jiu Jitsu black belt do against a slam like that?
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I'm not gonna make it, /heem.
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>mfw people thought DC wouldn't get his belt back
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>>78248898
He FOR SURE would not stand up straight, pushing his pelvis into his assailant's face for the easy takedown.
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>>78248743
>he's actually gonna take it back

Show some respect and fight for it you fat turd
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>>78248913
Get over your addiction.
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Is there a biological reason why lanklets suck at fighting?
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>>78248923
he got backed into a car he couldn't get away
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>>78248934

He said he wanted to fight to get it back but champions earn way more money so it's financially a smart decision
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They don't, you just save the very scarce amount of webms they do win so you can feel better about being a manlet
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>>78248940
I don't think that's a good enough example
This is better
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Is this the #1 p4p fighter?
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>>78248961
lanklets have schaub-tier chins
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>>78248971
He's among good company
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>>78248940
Having low muscle mass and being unathletic is detrimental to fighting.
This is universal regardless of height.
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>>78248971
idk
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>>78248959
Riley cooper-esque with his heem radius, Joe.
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>>78249001
>some American Patriot badass is revving negros
based af
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>>78248959
This one's unfair, the nord started with his shirt off which we all know gives +5 to dex
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>>78249012
>revving negros
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>>78248971
>age advantage
>height advantage
>reach advantage
>still had to hop on the bicycle
tip top zozzle, in a just world this nigger would be hanging from a tree.
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kek
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>He is the current UFC Light Heavyweight Champion

APOLOGIZE

NOW
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>>78249046
Jones heemed his entire career.

That has to one of the more devastating knockouts ever right Joe?
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>>78248913
whats up man? i recently ended a two week binge. fucking horrible withdrawals but some valium helps.
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>>78248940
Most just don't crouch down enough so their chin is high and exposed and if they get hit it heems them.
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I like what Bisping said regarding DC's title desu

He said DC should refuse to take the belt back, and instead say he wants to fight for it, which gives him a good look, when the reality of the situation is that his next fight will be a title fight either way, whether it's vacant or he has it.

The only objection I can think to this is if DC is keeping his previous consecutive title defences stat, anyone know if that continues?
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>>78248940
Shit sense of balance
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>looking for picks of crying Jones
>find this
This is now my new Jon Jones avatar. Hope you all enjoy.
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#ProudChamp
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>>78249104
The NC should technically mean that he stills holds consecutive defenses because that fight is effectively erased from the record.

But it will probably reset because that's a hard sell.
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>>78248940
Big target/ blood takes longer to reach the brain, thus slower reaction time/ overconfidence due to towering over most people
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>>78249104
>refuse to take the championship cos muh honour
>smaller payday next time he fights
>all this to please a lucky journeyman and some neckbeards on the internet
I think not my man
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You literally can't stop this man. He is the indisputable LHW GOAT now. I never lost faith in him. I've never been so proud of one of my boys before. Damn it feels good.
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Jon Jones career is becoming a parody of itself.
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They should just give DC an interim belt. Make him the Interim LHW Champ and have him hold and defend that belt for 4 years until they can set up a unification bout against Jones. Giving DC the real belt when he got gadooshed, flushed, and reduced to tears is just embarrassing for everyone.
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>>78249157
>smaller payday next time he fights
Would it be? He'd be fighting for the belt either way. Surely Bisping knows more about UFC contracts than you or I, if he does take a pay cut for that then obviously there's no point.
But if it's not going to make a difference it's just a good look for no effort
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>>78249178
see
>>78249129
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>>78249193
You don't know much about MMA
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>>78249211
I think you'd be surprised.
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>>78249231
I think YOU'D be surprised.
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>>78249197
Had to hop on the bicycle just to rival an old man. Sad! Many such cases.
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RDA is #5 now.
Woodley is FUCKED.
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>>78249184
He's going to set an all-time record for redemption storylines gone wrong. Maybe he can come back in 4 years to shoot himself in the foot on last time
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>>78249231
Faggot cheaters don't deserve shit.
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>>78249197
Lmao stay mad, cuckboi
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Who decides the performance of the night awards?

I really hope it's not Dana because he's made some terrible decision if so. Giving Ponzinibbo a bonus for poking a guy in the eye.
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>>78249251
Kind of funny how quickly RDA and Cowboy hotshotted into top WW positions
Cerrone especially, 3 good wins but I'm not sure any of them were in the top 10 and he got to #4
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>>78249251
>THICK RDA vs. any of the top 4
yes please
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>>78249262
>0 (Zero) Brazilians

What happened to them?
There's like one Irishman and one Englishman in the entire UFC and both of them have belts.

Meanwhile Brazilians are everywhere and all they have to show for it is some dyke and a tranny.

Sad!
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>>78249262
>Since 13 Sep 2017
That's so strange>>78249262
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>>78249262
so fucking close to having all american champions

conor needs to vacate, holloway is the real champ

bisping has yet to defend the belt two years on, but either way, romero and whitticker are not american

perhaps 2018 america will take over the sport again
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>>78249278
Everything is set up pretty much perfectly for RDA, everyone but Flushed Robbie is booked and 3Steak RDA would absolutely dumpster Robbie.
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>>78249294
>Slavic immigrant
>Black
>Black
>Pacific Islander
>Native American
>Black
Why are White Americans so bad at fighting?
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>>78249285
USADA
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>>78246777
Dude you really are pathetic. The joke has run it's course and you're just taking away from discussion. To continue at this point would be to signal to all of us that you're going through something mentally right now.
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>>78249330
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>>78249178
He can only be beaten by treachery so I rate him.
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>>78249311
just not many at this time, but they have been dominant overall

>matt hughes
>randy couture
>tim sylvia
>brock lesnar
>chuck lidell

plus all female champs before this ugly dyke have been white american women
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>>78249311
Remember when a white american heemed the middleweight champion ded?
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>>78249330
*responds 3 hours later*
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>>78249292
Pretty strange that a fighter in the prime of his life couldn't beat a 40 year old man that he's bigger than without taking steroids
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>>78249376
>still here
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Women's Strawweight:
>Gadelha (1) vs Andrade (3) - Sep 23
>Jedrzejczyk (c) vs Namajunas (4) - Nov 4

Meanwhile my waifu Karolina (2) is doing fuck all

I really really really want her to get the belt lads.
Reallllllly.
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>>78249262
cool source bro
ufc.com/rankings

>>78249294
>tfw if chad had beat aldo in their rematch we would have had 100% murcan champs
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Daniel "Cornbread" Cormier is once again the Champion. A champions champion. The true people's champ. Like the great King of MMA Daniel "About That Cake" Cormier is often maligned for his losses to gutless cheaters and steroid abusers. Once again he has proven his mettle and risen above petty criticism from obese neckbeards living vicariously through steroid cheats.

The truth can never be daunted and Daniel "The Natty LHW GOAT" Cormier is back atop his throne is the UFC's marquee division. He has one (1) loss on his record that should be overturned in an otherwise unblemished career. Daniel "Kingsmen" Cormier only left the HW division because his best friend forever Cain was taking over, and since his injuries Daniel "Detective Comics" Cormier is also arguably the best Heavyweight of all time as well since Steepee has become a retarded wannabe boxer.

All hail our Natty LHW King. He's the Champion we didn't deserve, for his purity rains upon our sport and elevates us all to be fairer men and athletes.

Bless this man.
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>>78249350
The sport is just going through the typical cycle. Whitey invents a sport, only whiteys do it so only whiteys are good at it, whitey thinks they are superior athletes in this one special sport, black people finally start bothering to play, and then after a few years black people dominate. Football, basketball, all major sports went through this. Boxing went through this. MMA is just about to reach the era of black dominance with Kevin Lee, Aljimain Sterling, Ngannou, Tyron, etc. In a few years there will be no white UFC champions.

Even whitey sports like swimming and hockey are starting to have standout black athletes now that black people have actually started becoming involved. White Americans are just less athletic than black people, it's a simple fact.
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>>78249392
Karolina is fighting in Poland mate
The Cowboy/Till card, she's fighting some chick from Invicta

Get informed
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>>78249392
I wonder why lad
*taps in the first round*
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>>78249407
yeah no shit. nobody here thinks race is a social construct.
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>>78249394
>Th-They haven't updated th-the website yet, s-so technically Jones is s-still the champ, r-right?
Hi Jon, when's your next fight?
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>>78249417
Claudia is sOOOOO ugly. I don't think I've ever seen a woman so repulsive.
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>>78249434
it'll be in about 4 years when i heem you again
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>>78249434
You have cte Daniel
I literally gave you cte
Literally.
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>>78249444
Fag
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>>78249457
Bestiality
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>>78249451
>Implying that Jon isn't going to be in Bellator in 4 years.
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>>78249454
>this niggas dick don't even work
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>>78249410
The fuck?
I've never heard of this girl in my life.

How did she secure a fight with the #2 fighter in the division?
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>>78249454
>nigger can't even take on a grandpa natty
wew lad, his dick don't even work either lel
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>>78249444
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>>78249486
I don't really know, someone here told me she was legit but I don't follow Invicta much so I've no clue
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>>78249475
>implying DC won't chase him there out of desperation for revenge
but seriously you DCfags are so salty its hilarious
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>>78249517
>: Jodie_Esquibel
She's kinda garbage and lost to Grasso of all people. But she's scrappy (lots of SDs)
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>>78249506
>woman
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>>78249475
Everyone will be in Bellator in 4 years. UFC is going under boi, I though you knew
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>>78240269
>>>/asp/
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>>78249506
Mexico has some cuties but Brazil is just embarrassing itself with these """women"""
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>>78249538
>>78249538
NEW
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So when is Rousey going to kill herself like she promised on Ellen?
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>>78249498
>be me
>see megan
>sex megan
>goodbye
>the end
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>>78249545
lol aruba is so butthurt he's posted this like 50 times now
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>>78249517
>>78249486
I just looked at her record and apparently she's an atomweight, was on TUF Gadelha/JJ and lost in the opening qualifiers.
Seems like an easy win for KK desu, weird matchup but it's probably because they want her to have a strong showing to keep the Poland crowd happy
>>78249534
Weird they'd bring her in to fight KK when there are other strawweights that really KK should be matched up with. Maybe they weren't available or something
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>>78249486
Got to feed someone to karolina
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>>78249562

pathetic. heem yourself
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what to watch this saturday

chad vs canelo or
ultimate high level chess tournament
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>>78249691
wrong thread
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>>78240457
I really hope so. They should do 2-3 seasons a year
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>>78240469
Gus beat Jones
Condit beat Lawler
Hendricks beat GSP
Maynard beat Edgar

aka "the guy I like lost and I can't accept it"
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>>78241729
Can't play defensively. It was fun to watch though.




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