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LAUGH AT USA: OFFICIAL THREAD 2

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T&T's main sport isn't even football and they only needed a draw LOL
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>>78885601
T&T had lost 8 of their previous 9 qualifying fixtures
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LMAO nice sports club you got there america. maybe stick to first world sports
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they're not actually out of the world cup you utter retard

you think the US would actually not qualify?
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>defeated by Tobasco

Too spicy for you?? hahahahahahaah
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>>78885718
Anon, I...
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/usa-eliminated-from-2018-world-cup-in-following-shocking-loss-to-trinidad-and-tobago/
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>>78885718
>they're not actually out of the world cup you utter retard
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hello you cunt
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did america kneel before the game, is that why they lost?
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>>78885718
Burger I...
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T&T BTFO the burgers
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>>78885718
>Another one of my fellow countrymen in denial about actual facts.

1. We actually didn't qualify. That happened. It's over. There's no contingency plan.
2. The President is a White Supremacist.

Welcome to the conversation.
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>>78885932
How do we fix this semen slurping nation?
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Look on the bright side at least Hillary didn't get elected.
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>>78885932
>le the president is a white supremacist maymay XDDD

>>>/r/eddit
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>>78885573
It’s coo, dawg. We still in.
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>>78885718
Cool alternative facts.
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This is the equivalent of Great Britain getting BTFO in a basketball tournament. You don't wouldn't give a shit. No matter what /sp/ tells you. We don't care.
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>>78886004
yeah you do
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>>78885993
These people are factually and objectively wrong because the so called men's teams are not strictly men's teams as they do allow women to compete, it's just that no woman would be good enough. The women's league do not however allow men do compete as it's a "handicapped" league for people who of a certain gender that are not good enough.

But I guess it's sexist to state how the rules of sporting competitions work.
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>>78885993
For some reason this legit triggers me

Why do Americans always have to force equality on issues like this? Nobody gives a shit about women's soccer, we just pretend to because Boomers wrote it off as a girl's and kid's sport
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>>78886004
It's not just that. It's losing to a tiny country with a population of 1 million that doesn't even have that sport as a main sport.
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>>78885993
I don't remember the women taking part to try and qualify for the 2018 world cup
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>>78885993
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSS QUEEEEEEN
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>>78886031
soccer is like our 8th most popular sport, what's your point here?
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>>78885573
>President Trump hasn't Angrily tweeted about this yet
I'm disappointed.
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>>78886021
There has once been a trans person play for Tonga in the qualifying
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>>78886014
>yea u do
>no I don't
>yea u do
>no I don't
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>>78885718
IT WAS ALL FAKE NEWS
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>>78885573
What happened? Did we lose something important like Olympic Bobsledding or speedwalking?
...oh, no nevermind it's just one of those meme-sports that nobody really cares about
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>>78885993
*loses to 15 Year Olds
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>>78886050
You create champions in sports that people don't even know exist but you want me to think that soccer is too "unknown"?

> we don't change, and I mean 'we' — everyone in U.S. Soccer — then what's the point? Because that should have never happened with the billion dollars-plus that is going into U.S. Soccer and youth development."
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>>78886079
you couldn't possibly have thought this made sense
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>>78886030
i dont get it either , i see my share of virtue signaling in all country but america seem to have a huge problem with it , its like theres a competion about who can do it the most in your country
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Firing Klansman was a mistake!
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>>78885932
The president is also best friends with Putin, you really think he's not going to invite us to his soccer party?
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>>78886031
Football
Basketball
Baseball
Hockey
Tennis
Golf
NASCAR
Soccer

This is the pecking order in US sports Neymar. We will be ok
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>>78886089
Look dude, you didn't lose against a big team. You're the mighty USA. Soccer is big enough there to make losing to Trinidad & Tobaco embarrassing. That's my point.
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>>78886079
>people don't care about

Since when does Brazil speak for the rest of the world?
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>>78885573
>Trump gets elected
>The US fail to qualify for the WC

A nation has never been so BTFOd.
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>>78886079
It's not my fault that for some reason the rest of the world only enjoys one sport, while the US values (real) football, basketball, baseball, and hockey far more.
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The US approach to international soccer is so ass backwards. I honestly believe the people in charge think that if we suck really bad we will get a really high draft pick. Zero fucking accountability as well. If England failed to qualify by losing to Moldova or some shit those players wouldn't be able to go outside without being harassed for years.
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>>78886126
>Flag
>Thinks getting an Anti-immigration President is getting btfo
Enjoy the next 200 more years of frau merkel hans, I know your women won't you pathetic cucks.
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>Laugh at USA
>Get thrown in jail for speaking about Muslims
>Can't have even have a knife to eat with
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>>78886113
i guess it's probably embarrassing for the 10000 soccer fans in america, yeah

in reality, the embarrassment is on the level of brazil losing to the US in baseball or basketball... do you guys even play anything besides soccer?
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>>78886113
More embarrassing than losing 7-1 in a World Cup final in your own country?
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>>78886113
Is it worse lossing 7-1 to a mega team in your own country or worse to a bunch of islander no one knows about?
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>>78886155
Last time we failed to qualify for a tournament, it destroyed a managers reputation and killed a few players international careers
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>>78886110
MLS gets more viewers that Hockey Cletus.
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>>78886021
>These people are factually and objectively wrong because the so called men's teams are not strictly men's teams as they do allow women to compete, it's just that no woman would be good enough.

Is this actually true?
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>>78886179
BTFO
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>>78886113
oh, i'm embarrassed. Unfortunately none of my irl friends even knew there was a match last night, so they aren't available for my whining
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>>78886110
>>78886195

And baseball has recently passed basketball again in viewership. I get the feeling you live in a Midwestern flyover.
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>>78886179
>>78886192
7-1mind
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>>78886179
Yes, because we lost in a semi-final against Germany. You didn't qualify because you couldn't draw against triniwhere & tomato
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I'm predicting for the next 2 weeks we will get all the sports journalists asking questions about how this could have happened and what needs to be done next, then no news about soccer for the next 2 years.
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>>78886192
>Reaching the semi-finals is more embarrassing than failing to qualify against the biggest literally who nation in football

Amerilard logic, everyone. No wonder Trump got elected.
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>>78886226
You were ranked top 5 in the world. You literally had women and children crying in the crowd. Soccer is your only sport in your entire country. You knocked down poverty stricken neighborhoods to build divegrass stadiums. Elderly people that attended that game are probably dead now and will never see that team when a World Cup. What can possibly be more embarrassing than that?
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>>78886275
>What can possibly be more embarrassing than that?
Not qualifying at all after losing to Trinidad & Tobago.
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>>78886176
>do you guys even play anything besides soccer?
Volleyball. We won many titles in it.
I'm not saying volleyball is good. I'm just answering the question.

We also had 3 champions in F1. Two won 3 titles and one two.
Senna is considered a legend.
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>>78886262
Go watch gretel get gangraped by the mudmen you so love having around.
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>>78886262
>reaching the semifinals
>getting completely ass raped in your own country

Not embarrassing, ok Hitler
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>>78886226
>I still think Neymar through that game.
I mean come on you guys are obsessed about the sport. displacing hundreds of people and wasting millions on all those stadiums that will end up being taking over by the jungle.
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STOP IT!!!!!!
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>>78886283
Is it really embarrassing if nobody cares?
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>>78886315
>nobody cares?

Is that your argument?
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Reminder that San Marino has more CL winners than the US.
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>>78886176
>do you guys even play anything besides soccer?
americans always dig the hole bigger themselves in these discussions, literally using their ignorance as an argument when they're tried and failed other responses.
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>>78886315
It is when you lose to a literal who nation that most people here probably don't even know exists.
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>>78885573
To be honest I really want America in the WC.

Its great for bantz when they inevitably go farther than England. They also have the luxury of going insane when they win, but then instantly turning off with butthurt and saying they don't care when they lose.
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This is how the US looks right now from orbit
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>>78886323
Not really an argument. You notice all the threads about USA losing were made by Europeans and spics? Oh let me guess we were so distraught we couldn't even make to 4chan to express our displeasure.
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It's weird, I got some yous of burgers saying that would qualify easy. Playing some literally who country who were out anyway.

Why did they not qualify? Why is a canal going to the world cup instead?
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stop it

we're trying with what little we can
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>>78886330
i'm sorry. i'm not going to go google which sports are popular in a country just to try and look smart on red..4chan.

without googling, would you have known Brazil played volleyball with success?
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man, that nigga taylor twellman sounds mad
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>>78886192

Reminder that Iceland would absolutely destroy the USA if they played
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>>78886330
It sucks because I care. It’s not a meme,most Americans can careless about soccer and I’m sure after last night that interest will even grow more.
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>>78886302
>implying wc in brazil was made due to popular demand
there were any poor person watching games there, I guarantee you
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>>78886357
You're unironically gay if you don't watch women's volleyball at the Olympics
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>>78886353
>You notice all the threads about USA losing were made by Europeans and spics?
Like the dozens of threads of "we don't care about soccer" that were made by burgers?
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>>78886427
>implying we're going to just sit back and take the banter
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>>78885993
The women's WC is not the WC
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>>78886202
Yes. In pre youth categories (U11 and below) you often see girls playing in some teams
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>>78885993
How do we fix progressives?
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>>78885573
I'm far more upset the Dutch aren't going to make it.
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>>78885993

Someone reply that the men’s tournament is called the World Cup and the women’s is called the Women’s World Cup. The angry replies from fatties would be glorious
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>>78885993
>lots of people explain that the World Cup is one thing and the Women's World Cup is another thing
>also explain that women are allowed into the WC but they can't play there becuase they suck
>hundreds of people calling 'mansplaining'

The absolute state of the US. Holy fuck
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>>78886725
>mansplaining
Women just hate being told anything
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>>78886021

FIFA actually outlawed this a while back. Club and international teams are not allowed to be mix gendered after some Mexican 2nd division team pulled tried to sign a woman player
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>>78886776
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>>78885573
I'm so glad these faggots are out

this is not a sport for the fat
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>slippy wet ameri poops
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>>78886859
FIFA can only outlaw it from FIFA competitions, surely. Swedish FA definitely allows women to play for non-women teams in lower divisions.
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>>78886110
Football
Basketball
Baseball
Hockey
Tennis
Golf
NASCAR
Olympic Swimming
Olympic Gymnastics
Olympic Track & Field
Bowling
Pro Gaming
Drone Racing
Lacrosse
Field Hockey
Divegrass
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>>78886193
Exactly. Except here Bruce arena will keep his job even after saying we don't need to change anything despite this failure and will probably pressure us players to stay in mls despite the best players we have playing Europe where they actually have a chance to develop
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I came here to hue at you
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LOL
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>>78887680
kek
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>doesn’t qualify for a competition that the entire world takes part in, the entire world cares about, a competition bigger than the olympics and a shot at the ultimate geopolitical dick measuring cup

W-we don’t care!
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THEY LET IT SLIP
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>>78885573
>USA
>93%
As accurate as the prediction for the USA 2016 elections
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>>78888382
>99.9% for Costa Rica
>when 5 points ahead of 4th place

>honduras ahead of USA on -6 GD
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>>78885718
lmoa
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>>78888382
They beat the odds
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>>78887680
completely believable
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>>78885993
LMOA
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>>78885993
>misses WC since 1986
Matter of language I presume
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I don't care about povertyball
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>>78886004
>equivalent of Great Britain getting BTFO in a basketball tournament
And losing against Sri Lanka. ABSOLUTELY !
AHAHAHAHHAHHA
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>>78887680
Bit accurate
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>>78886315
Is it embarrassing to shit your pants in a supermarket if no one cares
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>>78887680
Pretty jej desu
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>>78886315
is it really murder if nobody cares?
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HAHAHAHAHA!! It's because of Donald Drumpf.
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>>78888418
They were actually on 10p. The image is wrong.
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>>78885573
what's going on? Why are you guys laughing at us?
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>>78885902
Can you IMAGINE not qualifying in a group containing Panama and T&T
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Seriously what's going on. We've got all these laugh at american threads and I have no idea what's going on.
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>>78888614
We're laughing at how irrelevant you are on an international stage when you think you're a big sporting nation
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>>78888614
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>78888614
HAHAHAAH DONT CRY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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whatever, it's not like we liked divegrass anyway.
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>>78888661
>>78888666
>>78888684
I have literally no idea what's going on. I've been off spee a couple of days. Well whatever makes you guys happy go with it.

peace out y'all
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>>78888728
Stop trying to take the high road and pretend you don't know what's going on.

It's embarrassing and cringe.
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>>78888728
>>78888708
>W-w-w-w-w-we don't c-a-aWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>ITS NOT FAIR
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>>78888614
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>>78888764
This, it's really fucking cringy.
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This means I don't have to hear about soccer AT ALL summer 2018 and I'm fucking psyched about it
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Guys just got back, had to buy new H's and A's for my keyboard, they were worn out
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now no one can drag me into watching a boring 1-0 semen slurping sport because merica. A win for americans everywhere.
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>>78886176
27 million americans watched the world cup final.
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>>78889057
>new H's and A's for my keyboard
Trinidd nd Tobgo
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>>78886293
>Not embarrassing
He didn't say that, he said that it's less embarassing than not even making it to the WC, bonus for being from a group that's rigged to make you qualify and you still failed.
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>>78889187
hehe
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>>78889587
>That gut on no.8
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i'm impressed with the level of butthurt the burgers are, i thought they didn't care. did football finally found a place in their greased little hearts?
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>>78889950

I honestly have no idea what's going on, I just saw a "let's laugh at the US" thread and assumed there was another shooting.
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>>78887725

I didn't even know this was happening until I saw this thread. This is true for 95% of Americans.
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>>78889950
/sp/ is a euro sport board. Any Americans here actually care about euro sports. I'm quite sure their neighbours or Uncle Cleetus don't give a fuck...but anon..anon cares deeply and the damage control is delicious!
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Most popular collegiate sports in america for men:

>Football.
>Basketball
>Baseball
>Hockey

>power gap

>900000000: soccer

Most popular for women:

>Soccer
>Volleyball


The best american male athletes are busy being paid millions of dollars to catch touchdowns and hit baseballs into parking lots to give a shit about 3rd world ball.

Our women seem to like soccer best, and hey wouldn't you know it, they're pretty fucking good.

Calling it now. With the rise of the MLS in america, america will win a world cup within the next 30 years. All it takes is our colleges to start funding soccer teams to the level they fund their basketball teams. See you then, boys.
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>>78885573
Also last thread
>>78872408
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10 Greatest Sport Events

>1- FIFA World cup

>power gap

>the rest
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>>78890023
>caring this much about what sports another country cares about
pitiful
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>>78890298
Based serbia
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>>78890075
>The best american male athletes are busy being paid millions of dollars to catch touchdowns and hit baseballs
So this.. is the power of america's best athletes..
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>Be American
>Travel to Latin America
>Every girl is a prostitute
>TFW fucked a lot of Latinas
>TFW all these Latinas want to get married to American

Honestly, South Americans, by how much does prostitution inflate your respective countries GDP? 30% 40%?

If it weren't for American tourism, you guys would be rolling in mud asking for handouts
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>>78890298
>if you want to see USA being elite one day in the most popular sport in the world...
and if no one gives a shit?

I mean really, who gives a shit about the rest of the world?
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>>78890359
>that much butthurt
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>>78890406
>S
>O
>P
>A
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>>78890359
>gets surrounded by prostitutes cause he was obviously in a red dristict looking for a tranny
>receives marriage proposals in exchange of a greencard

Esses gringos KKKKKKKKKKK
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AHAZHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAA

>AMERISHITS

USELESS FAT BURGER MUNCHERS
B T F O
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>>78885921
good one
Shura is clearly USA
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Fuck you
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dumb fat shitmericans
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>be american
>get shot
>cant shoot into a goal
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>>78889950
I'm irritated by the volume of foreign shitposting, but if I hadn't come one here for football season, I would not have even known World Cup qualifying was going on, let alone almost over.
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>>78890742
lol made me think
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>>78886110
Like you win in any of those sports, retard.
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>>78890742
They can shoot into their own goal tho.
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>>78890023
I like that now we can bait with posts like >>78885993
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hehe
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>losing to Tingatongo and Timbojombo
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>losing to Thessaly and Tartessos
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stop bullying the US!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>78890742
Heh
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>>78892564
WoooooooW it takes 2 of them to beet us
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>>78891579
Top kek
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>>78894638
You're a hero
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Can't decide which is better, Chile kicking themselves out of the World Cup or USA losing to goddamn T&T
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This is all a bunch of crap and it's a false flag.

Fuck off.
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>>78896429
see
>>78894638
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>>78885749

fake news
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>>78885718
Sad!
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>JEW - ES - AI
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>>78896429
>I-it's a false flag
Kek
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>>78894638
Based T&T
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soccer is gay
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Imagine actually being an American
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ETERNALLY BTFO
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>>78894638
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>>78894638
Fucking mad man
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>>78887680
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>>78885573
I'M FUCKING CRYING
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Can this be an eternal thread?
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>>78886168
>tfw no nice national politics and no emperor
I miss the good ol times..
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>>78905598
CHI
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>>78885573
Pls delete or consequences
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>>78894638
Devastating
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>>78885573
You lost to WHO?
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>>78885993
holy shit. lemme retweet that real quick
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>>78887680
I wish this was real
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>W-we d-dont c-care!!!

American damage control is hilarious. Failure in the worlds most relevant and popular sport.
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>>78909469

>Always claims that we "watch only one sport"
>Also claims they don't care about their fifth most popular and fastest growing sport in the country

Really makes you think, do Americans only care about 4 sports, that's not very many.
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>>78909532
Soccer isn't even the fifth most popular sport though. Football, Basketball, College Football, Baseball and Hockey are our five most popular sports. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Golf and Nascar were more popular then Soccer
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>>78909555
>WE DONT CARE PLS BELIEVE US!!!!! HERE IS A LIST OF THE SPORTS WE DO CARE ABOUT, PLS 4CHAN BELLLLIEEEVVE USSSSS!!!!!
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>>78909555
>football and college football are different sports
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>>78909555

> Football, Basketball, Football again, Baseball and Hockey are our five most popular sports

So Soccer is the 5th most popular sport then?

Going by TV ratings soccer is #5
NASCAR attendance is falling every year.
Soccer attendance is rising every year.
Not sure about golf.
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The world cup qualifiers have been glorious. Scotland fail to qualify first, then Wales, then USA, its the gift that keeps on giving.
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>>78888888
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>>78885902
why do they get 4 potential qualifiers and our group got 2?
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>>78909555
How are Football and College Football different sports?They have the exact same rules.It's like saying the Premier League and the Championship are different sports.
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USA didn't qualify? But they were playing a team that were already out! Wtf mate. Some anon here said it would be easy becasue I said I was going to laugh at them they went out

Hahaha it turns out I was right. USA lost the game HAHAHHA and they are out. I should predict the scores and win money hehehhehe
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>>78909555
So the only sports you care about are the ones played within the USA so you can't lose internationally.
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>>78909620
Because the Concacaf has five phases of elimination (all Caribbean islands), in fact before of the hex there was a phase of 3 groups of 4 teams and only the first 2 qualified to the hex, see this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_(CONCACAF)
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>>78894638
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I'm never sure how to explain this to the rest of the world. People around here don't get excited about soccer. Ask them who their local team is they probably cannot name a player.

I'm in what the US would consider a Soccer town, I am a sports fan, I don't even know what day they play on.
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>>78910512
And you just fucking lost to a based island that couldn't care less with a hobby team while you invest billions.
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>>78910580
Its hilarious, mighty USA lost to part time sugar farmers
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>>78910512
Thank god for that cos you're fucking shite
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>>78910580
and your country is being taken over by muslims while you post on a image board
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I'm glad we didn't make it desu the LE SOCCER IS GETTING MORE POPULAR HERE XDDDD spam has failed. No one here gives a shit and nobody quit the team
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>>78910580
>>78910676
We will unite again to make fun of retards like this >>78910751 spreading fake news.
The /pol/tard propaganda will eventually cause a reunification of the union.
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>>78910751
53% white lol
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>>78910751
T O B A S C O E D

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>>78885993
the only sport that matters even less than soccer in the US
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>>78885573
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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top kek
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Is it safe to post on /sp/ yet
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>>78885902
Christ how do we not get out of that group
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Let me just confirm I've got this right - the USA finished 5/6 behind Panama and Honduras and lost their final game at home to Trinibab and Tobado who were already eliminated?
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>>78913821
Nigga, it's soccer, who cares?
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>>78915217
Yes, they played in TT though
JUST
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>>78915217
Yep, all thanks to 1) a goal that never went over the line, 2) US scoring an own goal 3) Mexico scoring an own goal
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>>78915217
Yes, it's exactly that
See >>78885902
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>>78885718
>I-It's fake news
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>>78885718
:^(
It will be okay
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Ahahaahhahaha putos
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>>78915182
The superpowers of
>T&T
>Panama
>Honduras
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i was going to root for england. now that i know you are mean I will root for the part time dentists
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ITS STILL FUNNY HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HUUUUUFFUFUFUUFUFUFUF FEEE HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
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>>78885718
>that flag
>that post
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>>78910512
>>78910751
>w-we don't care!
>y-you're just obsessed!
>m-muslims hahaha!
Every. Single. Time
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>do something noteworthy in football
"YEAH! USA USA USA! PULISIC PULISIC!"

>fuck up and embarrass yourself
"It's only soccer! We don't even care"
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>>78885993
>female football
i'd rather watch a rick and morty episode
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>>78890075
women are better because we're the only ones that give a fuck
when France, Germany, even England start putting more money we're fucked
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>>78931494
There is literally nothing wrong with Rick and Morty
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>>78929722
Almost like there are thousands of posters from the US with varying interests. Implausible, I know
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>>78931816
Last episode was garbage. Basically no different to a new south park episode
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>part time crab shellers
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It has been several days since the US failed to qualify for the World Cup...

It's going to be at least 5 more years since they're gonna play in a World Cup...

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH AH AHHAAHAHHA HAH HAHAHHAA HAHAH HAHAH AHAHA HHAAHHAHA HAH HAH AHA HAH AHAH HA
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>>78931816
This is what Reddit actually believes
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>>78885993
Oh god, those replies....
I weep for America.

https://twitter.com/shaneferro/status/917936324916797440
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>>78931816
Its actually unwatchable
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>>78931897
Fucking this
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>>78894638
<3
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>>78931816
True
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>>78885718
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>>78885718
(You)
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>>78894638
Thank you, Tobasco man
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>>78894638
Based
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>>78885573
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm learning French. Can anyone tell me how fluent am I?

Honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon
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All we need to do is set up some slums, favelas and banlieues and we'll be ok. Need more poverty.
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>>78936664
Think you have more than Trinny and Tobbo considering your population is 300x more
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>>78936664
43 million Americans in poverty
1.3 million people in total in T&T

WOW
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>>78936742
American poverty is not the same as barbarian poverty.

How's Italy's World Cup campaign going? Surely they're in by now, right?
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>>78936864
Luckily we don't have to play the mighty island folk of Trindaddy & Tabangbang
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>>78936889
Be prepared for a repeat of 2010 paisan, That team is old and shitty.
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>>78936915
Your team doesn't exist any more
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>>78936664
You have plenty of poverty and ghettos my friend.
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
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>>78885573
хaхaaaхххaххaхaхaхaххххaAa
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HAHAHAHA
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>>78885573
top lmao
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>>78885573
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>thinking they won't disqualify a lesser team to allow the US to compete
>thinking (((FIFA))) will turn away one of the largest emerging football markets in the world
Or we can just raid your offices and throw your executives in prison again. Your move.
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>>78944932
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>78944932
?
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>>78885573
holy shit you are still laughing
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We're still winning the Super Bowl though
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>coming 5th in a 2 horse race
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The world cup is above the sport. It doesn't matter how much your country doesn't care about the sport, the world cup is the biggest international festival in the world, and now your country isn't invited. Yeah, it's bigger than the Olympics. And all USA had to do was to not get beaten by Trinidad and Tobago, a country 300 times smaller, whose favourite sport isn't even football. The entire Concacaf is set up so that USA and Mexico get an easy route to every world cup forever. It is unthinkable that USA should ever not qualify. And yet, it happened.
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>>78947802
This gook obsession

Get off our dick !
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>be in some shit joke group where half the teams qualify out of 6
>4th gets into playoff
>last match against bottom placed team
>lose and finish 5th

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>78944932
You're joking right? If Fifa cared that much, they would have refballed China and India into the world cup in their federations but they don't. What makes you think we would be an exception for Fifa refball?

Also, it's better this way because 1) we can unfuck everything that's wrong with My Little Sawker and youth development which led to our current garbage team of losers aside from Pulisic and 2) it maintains whatever integrity this sport has left.
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>>78944932
>FIFA WILL LET US COMPETE
>NOT THAT WE CARE OR ANYTHING
hahahahahahhahahahahah this is the best thing that happened in years
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>>78894638
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Are we still doing this?

Let me clear my throat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One sec.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Just woke up, can I just clarify that the huge poverty stricken nation of United States of America lost to the tiny island paradise of Trincity and Trababy?
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>>78947815
It goes further: Trinidad & Tobago fielded a B/youth team, without most of their recognizable stars, seeing as they had nothing to play for and wanted to experiment with the next generation.

They literally lost to T&T's B team.
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>>78932535
what the fug.
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>BURGERS BTFO
>SCOUSERS BTFO
>ARSENALFAGS BTFO
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>>78948432
>losing to T&T&B
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>>78949217
amazing
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>>78949217
It makes sense if you think about it. Only virtue signaling leftists would watch soccer because it's the "world's sport," but why just stop there when you can one-up everyone and watch the WOMEN'S LEAGUE?
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Huehuehuehuehuehuehueheueheueheueheueheueheueheuheheueheuejeheueue
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>>78888551

apparently the US has a team in some obscure sport that lost? I'm not really sure but i guess we're supposed to be upset about it. i think it might have been cricket
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>>78894638
You so cool!!!
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LMAO NO WAY
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>foreigners think this is some kind of major defeat

nobody here cares about soccer except a few metrosexuals in cities with MLS teams

>MLS
>major league
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>>78949217
only dykes and numales watch soccer
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>>78953736
>nobody here cares

I've seen this posted a lot of times, the amount of times its been posted seems to contradict the statement. What did D'Jamaaaaal mean by this?
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>>78949256
>the Best timeline
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>>78947802
>losing to Panama to leave the burgers out of the World Cup
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>>78894638
Based Tobogan
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>Trinidad and Tobago is a dual-island Caribbean nation near Venezuela, with distinctive Creole traditions and cuisines. Trinidad’s capital, Port of Spain, hosts a boisterous carnival featuring calypso and soca music.
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>>78948123
Afraid so mate. These are truly the darkest of days.
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>>78949217
and they talk about gender pay gap
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>>78885573
AHASUASHASUASHASUAHSAHSHSHAHASUASHAHAHAHAUSUASHAUSUAHSUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
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I'm pretty glad we're not going to the WC, even if its for the wrong reason.
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lol
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nobody here cares
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>>78885573
Reminder
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>>78958668
>they posted it again
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>>78958668
Whatever you say
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>>78909296
Is this a CG porn set?
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>there's nothing wrong with MLS in our national te-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0163CbyTtfU
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>>78958668
>w-w-w-we d-d-d-dont c-care
>going to these threads multiple times to post this
You have a mental illness.
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>>78888418
>>78888547
The image is before the match CR vs Honduras of the round 9 (it was postponed one day by tropical storm Nate)
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>Tranny & Taint
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>>78889178
12% of the total US population.
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>>78966294
But 26 million people than the entire population of T&T
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>>78885902
I'd like to see how one of those hotshot european teams would do in killer group like that
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>>78966361
Top kek
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>I'm glad we lost, now I won't have to hear about SOCCERBALL next summer
Except it'll still be promoted on US tv for all the hispanics and because Fox coughed up $400m to broadcast it there.




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