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>>78918088
FIRST
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jays
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>>78918058
>>78918058
>>78918058
GET IN HERE DODGER BROS!!
>>78918058
>>78918058
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Nats desu senpai
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R cubs gonna pull this guy? Kek
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Hendricks is done, get him out
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lmao fuck all of you obsessed faggots. The Cubs will win this game and you faggots will be crying to sleep lmao
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New pitcher when?
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>cubes """pitching"""
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>>78918105
BIRB BROS
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Dinner is served.
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>There’s always last year
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108 MORE YEARS
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>50+ pitches
>2nd inning

WEW
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I'm scared guys
it's too soon
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>>78918119
can't wait for the salty beaner tears
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>hendricks is still pitching despite throwing 50+ pitches in 2 (TWO) innings and allowing 9 hits, 4 runs, and seeing 15 batters in that same time

The cubs WANT to lose at this point.
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Nats bats are woke now.
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dat fucking bunt though
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D O Y E R S
O
Y
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P A P I
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BLOW CUBS BLOW
BLOW CUBS BLOW
HEY SHITCAGO WHADDYA SAY
YOUR FANS ALL LEFT
BANDWAGONERS YAY
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>tfw the nats and doyers break their curses and the indians are the new chokers
feels good
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flubs are done
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Just got to get one more out Hendricks, you can make it out of this.
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>>78918180
>>78918180
The Dodgers OWNED the Nats last year in the playoffs. The Dodgers only got better and Nats got worse
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HEY
WHAT IF I JUST
WHERE'S
WHAT IF
HEY
WHERE'S MY
HEY
HEY
WHAT IF I JUST HIT A
FUCK YOU
HEY
WHERE'S
HEY
WHERE'S MY
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
HEY
FUCK YOU
HEY
WHERE'S MY
HEY
MY RING
FUCK YOU
MY RING
HEY
HEY
FUCK YOU
HEY
WHERE'S MY WALK OFF BOMB
HEY
WHAT IF I JUST HIT A WALK OFF BOMB
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>>78918161
would eat with knife and fork
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Welp, what a wild ride this season was. Thanks, Dinosaur Man.
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CUBBIES
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Walks harper for Zimm.

kek what is he thinking
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do the nationals even have slags? that wrinkly bodypaint whore doesn't count.
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>We live in a timeline where Dusty Baker will actually close out a postseason series.
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>This inning never ends
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Can the gnats do it?
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>Werth actually got a hit
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reddit the manager
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>>78918230
he's about to strike him out your kraut faggot lmao that's what he's thinking lmao
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Maddon drinking piss bottles
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hey chicago what do you say
cubs are going home today
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>>78918191
Thnx for Wooters.
>gib machado
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How will Harper hit a walk off bomb if Maddon IBB's him everytime?
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HOW DID THE CUBS FUCK THIS UP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW DO YOU LOSE AN NLDS TO THE NASHITNALS
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its almost like murphy knew he was gonna hit a homer
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>>78918243
Idk but post cubes slags if you can't find nasty natties
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>>78918230
dusty'd
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>>78918277
Is that you resdbro?
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wha'ts joe got in that bottle kek
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>Fall of the Ottoman Empire
>The Titanic sank
>2 World Wars
>First trans-Atlantic flight
>Hindenburg disaster
>Digital watches
>Microwaves
>Color television
>Harry Caray was born...and died
>Theory of general relativity
>Commercial aviation
>British Empire dissolved
>Quantum mechanics
>Nuclear power
>Mickey Mouse
>Haley's Comet passed...twice
>Man went to the moon
>The NBA, NHL, & NFL were formed
>Chicago teams from each of those sports leagues have won championships
>4 states were added to the Union
>3 US Presidents died while in office, 1 was impeached & 1 resigned
>Soviet Union forms...and falls
>Every current MLB ballpark has since been built
>The Red Sox began, and ended, their curse
>The Boy Scouts were founded
>Pluto became the ninth planet...and then had the planet label revoked
>The moving assembly line is introduced
>League of Nations was founded...and eventually replaced by the United Nations
>Talkies
>First World Cup is played
>Women's suffrage
>Segregation ended
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>>78918255
To be fair you have to have an extremely high iq to understand Joe Maddon
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>>78918237
Miss Iowa is about the best we can do.
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Redpill me on joe maddon
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>>78918230
platoon advantage
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>>78918255
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>Cusb down in flames

Was Ross the engine to their hotstreak or were they doomed the moment they won last year
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Why do people confuse the Nats logo with Walgreens?
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>>78918258
>trusted Zimmerman
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damn it ZimZam, you got fimflammed
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>>78918299
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>>78918268
Someone needs to edit a statcast on that gif
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Fuck bros, i dont want to miss even one inning of this game but me and my wifes son are starving

Cant run out for food and ive got nothing left in the fridge either...what do?
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Soon...
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>>78918255
Only people with iqs over 162 understand madden
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It's amazing to think that Wearth is the only decent player left from those great Phillies teams in the late 2000.
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>>78918299
>>78918352
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Hoping the Cubs bats get hit again. They really need to step up.
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>>78918243
He won the NLDS in 2003.
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>>78918389
cole hamels
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>>78918243
He won the NLDS and NLCS in 2002 with the Giants
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It's only a 3 run deficit. Cubs came back from this against the Gnats in the NLDS last year. So I'm not throwing in the towel.

Plus there's still plenty of baseball left.
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Why can't starting pitchers last more than 3 innings this year? It's insane. These guys are supposedly top of the end rotation starters.
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>>78918370
soy sauce on olives
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>>78918370
>me and my wifes son are starving
cuck or jsut awkward grammar?
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>>78918237
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Cubs will win
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>>78918384
mistyped whoops, meant people with iqs under -162
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>>78918374
Give me the quick rundown on this guy
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wow good back up
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>>78918370
>me and my wife's son

(You)
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>nats already choking the lead away
oh wow
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>>78918428
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
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Rub one out to Chery Cubs bros
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>>78918268
>I've been a diehard fan since 2016
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>kris bryant
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>>78918424
Mistyped again guys I meant +200
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>Bryant not striking out
>Bryant XBH

wait........what?
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>>78918410
>top of the end rotation starters
Gio is the #4
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That big meaty double was just what the Cubs needed.
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Let us have this one Cubs bros: you have the Bulls, Bears and Blackhawks to look forward to.
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who is nats reporter and what does her butt look like
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>>78918355
Maybe they could use this webm instead. More room to work with.
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>umpball
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Anthony Rizzo was that kid that was given literally everything he asked for.
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incoming collapse of the year?
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Wew that Rizzo face, someone cap pls
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>>78918428
Here's an appetizer
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Holy fuck, umpball
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What a garbage ass call.
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>>78918495
RESPECT REEEEE
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Guys Cubs transformed the game of baseball and sports in general, winning is now bad and low score is best
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>>78918523
BRAAAP
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>>78918495
>childhood cancer
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>>78918479
the bulls and bears are both awful and will be for a long time
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they should vision-test umps
got those fuckers some glasses

>>78918495
he asked for cancer eh?
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>These are the teams that are supposed to beat the Dodgers

K E K

E

K
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>babysitting so i have to fucking watch cloudy with meatballs while following via quiet radio

shiggidydiggity
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whats considered a 10 in washington?
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>>78918542
When he was like 18
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why do i get the feeling gio is going to be left in too long and give up the lead
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>>78918542
probably asked for that too
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>>78918495
he was a cancer kid so i hope so
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Baker factor in full effect
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>>78918558
Not important
The dodgers will beat the dodgers
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>>78918478
Bull. What the cubs need is runs.
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Tying run at the plate!
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>>78918564
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>>78918558
we all know it's gonna be Doyers-Stros for an ultimate spicfest WS
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TAKE HEEM OUT
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tying chub to the plate
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A makeup walk from the ump
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I would put in crazy jew soon, he was the mentality to end this game
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If these guys don't score now they'll be fucked
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>>78918559
>Getting cucked by 5 year olds
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>>78918564
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>>78918565
cancer at any age is bad retard
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>>78918607
wrong, it'll be a repeat of the 2014 stanley cup
finals and the dogs are going to win
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>cusb
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This has been the worst cubs postseason for me. On break at work watching live. Only got to see one game because im cucked by wages. Pls win cubs
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WHOS READY FOR ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS
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I go to pick up some beer and the Nuts scored 4 runs??? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
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I won this bobblehead in a contest and don't really want it. Any takers?
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>>78918548
Bears and Bulls you say?
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>>78918650
Michael A Taylor
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To for Almora to hit one out of the park and tie this game.
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>>78918654
ill take it
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How about some rally feet?
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How do you fix the Cubs? Get better starters?
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>>78918607
I think it'll be yaks and doyers, wild card meme teams seem to always make it there
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>>78918683
kill yourself
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>>78918686
Change the pilates regiment
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>he thinks the cubs still have a chance
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>Have the Expos ever won a World Series?
No. But soon they will. :^)
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damn mexican narrator saying cachorros and nacionales
build that wall already
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It's over, Gnats are finished.
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GET HIM OUT DUSTY YKU STUPID OLD FUCK
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>>78918564
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>>78918686
team doesnt need fixing but could use a big bat
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>>78918564
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>Nats are gonna blow it

DUSTY'D
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Bases loaded :')
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Just don't swing and you get free walks.
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>>78918659
Nice reference.
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LMAO YOU FAGGOTS JUST LOADED THE BASES FOR THE MOST CLUTCH SS IN BASEBALL
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>>78918649
we have to win back-to-back first
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>>78918729
fyi, i have seen this girls asshole
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ultimate blowup incoming
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Nats really need to pull this hack
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Good thing it's just Heyward
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>not getting the force at second

It would be a mistake if anyone but Squidward was up
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holy kek, i can't wait for the dodgers to go against either of these teams
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more rally feet bros
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give me the rundown on gnats bullpen
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>heyward up in a crucial spot again

fuck
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Get scherzer up for fucks sake.

I literally can't even another Cubs NLCS
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Heyward please
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Woohoo! This inning was a success
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Dammit Dusty I want you to win.
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>>78918752
did it have a dick in it
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I've had enough of Gio's shit. get him out of there.
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Cubs aren't dead yet!

Still 2 in scoring position and cut the lead to 2.
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>>78918726
Underrated post
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it begins...
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alright, but let's try not to trade runs for outs
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>>78918683
moar
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>>78918752
Bleached?
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good thing it's just heyward
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>>78918752
Everyone but Allah has as well
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NATS BTFO
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FAT ALBERS WARMING UP
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hr incoming
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>>78918726
Moar
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>>78918787
>>78918792
imagine if they spent $180m on a real right fielder lol
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>>78918783
Thanks. Doing god's work
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Any other manager in MLB would've pulled this fuck out already
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>Albers warming up
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Fat albers warming up to replace Gio cuck Bonzaless
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come on heyward
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>>78918851
>Ferrel
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RALLY HAT
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WILBON ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>78918804
But your waifu is
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>>78918861
kys
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Fact: Expos haven't won a World Series since 1922.
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>>78918352
Way she goes bubs
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JUST
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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J U S T
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get Gio out
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>walgreens

This team understands choking
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>foot faggots
>whore posting
>anime posts


Alright im out. See you later 12 year olds
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>>78918851
Mattingly would wait until the lead was lost.
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the feet are working
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LUL
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WEW LAD
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JUST
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FUCKING GIO

I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN HES A PIECE OF SHIT THAT DESERVES TO BE ON A SHIT FRANCHISE LIKE THE MARINERS
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GET
HIM
OUT
U
T
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nice backhand lol
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-_-
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>GIO
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Some perform the maneuver, nats are choking on balls
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i feel really depressed and suicidal
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lmao gnats
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Come on Heyward :-(
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>>78918479
>it's a competition on who can choke harder
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>>78918932
mest desu
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>>78918922
mattingly would leave him in until the game was unwinnable
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He'll put him back out I'm sure of it.
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>2nd wild pitch by Rio

3-4

NOT SO FAST
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Wtf dusty. Take him out already.
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I still have a bad feeling about this.
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>jee-oh
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AYY LMAO
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>>78918821
>didn't account or the wild pitch
fuck off gio
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Please Cubs
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>"dumb asshole"
He is ain't he gio
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That inning was a gigantic failure for the nast. You just let them right back into the game when they are hitting like a shit
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Thanks Gio
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>>78918916
Have fun on Reddit then. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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>wild pitch
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Only way they can score w/ Heyward up
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>god damnit
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and Heyward SWINGS AT BALL 4.
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>the pitcher acting all cocky
fucking dumbass nearly blew the lead
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>>78918976
Albers is already warming up
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>Gnats
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will the madman actually leave gio in for the next inning?
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>>78918977
>strikeout
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Heyward can you please not swing like that? The guy is imploding but you have to do that.
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I fucking hate Heyward so much. What an absolutely useless nigger at the plate.
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What the fuck was that swing
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heyward should just go up there and close his eyes
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>>78918992
Go jerk off to cartoon children
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SO GOOD
>SO GOOD
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>Walgreens

If you win it will be through sheer luck
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>>78918646
Where you work at bro?
Currently working from home and watching the game
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why do all you retards think that was on geo? he shouldve blocked that instead of backhanding it
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Fuck you gio, it's gonna be THAT game all over again.
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>the nationals giving up 2 runs like that
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this is a terrible game, both teams deserve oblivion
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Heyward is opting out of his contract, right?
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>>78918987
JESUS
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dubs and cubs bat through the order next inning
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more rally feet plz
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Gio got something NO other nationals pitcher got this series (help from the batters) and he fucking shits on it
what a fucking prick
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>>78919036
he would have a higher BB%
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>Heyward is shit

He should have 2 walks at this point
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Is it time yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veI9v98s_xI
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Why do people post pics of Anthony Recker here?
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>>78918861
moar
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>>78919064
why would he
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>if heywards useless nigger ass giant contract wasnt here we could get hooper
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this sport is so stupid
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>>78919028
That was pretty fucking awful as everyone else had hard fighting at bats he swings at a ball 50 feet off of the base
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Does Maddon stick with Hendrick for one more inning and pull him for a regular reliever and then go to Q after the next at bat where the pitcher spot is up.

This should be interesting.
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>>78918987
post more of this, it's good
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pinch hit for Heyward's next AB
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>>78919096
*kneels*
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>Cusbs
>Gnats

This is gonna be like taking candy from a baby.
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>>78919096
t. injnus fan
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>>78919043
>he doesn't jerk off to loli while shitposting on /sp/
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>>78919084
Quick rundown on recker?
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>>78919126
>doyers
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>>78919126
>gnats
Giants aren't playing

>mum jints
That's an official nickname, not the /sp/ name
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>>78919096
You alright, Klubot?
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>>78919069
Hendricks needs us. Post feet
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>>78918987
Good lord, her poor back.
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stay in yo lane
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*saves the thread*
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>>78919154
t. Feminist
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>>78919161
who is she
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strange interview
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Do you guys think Sam Ryan has a thong on?
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>>78919161
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>78919161
Reckerposting brought a trannie out of the closet during the ALDS game last night
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Hendricks getting back on track
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>>78919183
>we need to stay in our lane

Maddon confirmed Big Baller
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>>78919185
absolutely
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When do we see Lackey?
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>>78919098
Not to mention his weakass 2nd pitch groundout with the bases juiced and Gio not finding the plate all inning in the first. Godfuckingdammit dude, make him give you a couple pitches first. Make him throw it down the middle. This ab was decent, but wailing at ball 4 on the outside after he just threw a wild pitch? What the hell happened to him, he used to be a decent hitter?
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This one is less salacious
Enjoy
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Weiters looks exactly like Bruce Willis
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>>78919253
who dis
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Will Maddon bring Quintana or someone else to save this mess?
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>>78919203
>Reckerposting brought a trannie out of the closet during the ALDS game last night

What does Recker have to do with trannies?
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>>78919253
this man is a tranny?
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Nice Taylor gonna get em 2 runs here rn.
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Taylor sounds like a good guy
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>>78919286
Jose Quintana is official Barves property.
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>>78919232
We might not, the mind of Maddon is mysterious


Come on Hendrick, put some ice water on this bugger.
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Stop posting feet you autist
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>>78919293
>>78919294

>>78899059
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If Taylor tators again, I will eat a box of frozen tator tots
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HEY HEY HEY
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Looks like Geo is out
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For me, it's Matt "You gonna eat that?" Albers
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Hey guys how do I get a gf?
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>>78919342
If Taylor tators again, I will force feed you a box of frozen tator tots
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>>78919316
when the cubs stop scoring runs i'll stop. for now it seems to be helping
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>>78919363
post recker
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I'm pretty depressed lads
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I just don't get the foot fetish. Your girl should have clean feet, yes, but obsessing over them is borderline homo.
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>>78919317
bout to start countering this with thinspo bois
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Dusty didn't wait until too late. This is a good sign.
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>Getting hungry
>All food in my house requires preparation
>Don't want to cook during the middle of the game

What do I do ladaroos?
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>>78919317
STOP POSTING FEET YOU DISGUSTING PLEB
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>>78919363
Just be yourself.
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>>78919347
WHATCHU GOT TO SAY
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>>78919374
Can do!
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>>78919363
take a weight
lift clues
get a shower
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>>78919363
walk up to one with a guy and say "hey you, get your damn hands off her". Then post results.
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>>78919294
>>78919294
>this man is a tranny?


Same question. He's a tranny?
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>>78919399
Order pizza. Yell at your mom to get more tendies
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>>78919399
take slice of bread, small amount of butter, put jam on it, cut up a bit of cheese really quick, maybe some crackers and a cold drink
faggot
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>>78919431
that's my gf
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It's only the 4th
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TIME B B FOR B B FATB ALBERB
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schwarbs coming in for hendricks
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>>78919453
I think "tranny" got brought up because when I was reckerposting yesterday I got a trans person perturbed.
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I thought scherzer was a starter
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>>78919466
THAT TAKES TOO LONG REEEE
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>>78919517
>trans """""people""""""
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I see you footfags
Two can play that game
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>>78919396
Stop posting twinks you faggot
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>>78919517
>I think "tranny" got brought up because when I was reckerposting yesterday I got a trans person perturbed.

Why did that get him/her/she/him perturbed?
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SUSPECT
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>>78919529
Make some toast, or order some food.
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>>78919549
Hooves? But this isn't /mlp/ ^:)
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>>78919549
post the roast
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>Interviews with coaches (players) during game
This I absolutely hate about american sports
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what are you boys drinking?
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>>78919556
because it gave xim/xer a boner and they liked it
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>>78919556
xe/xir*
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>>78919579
holy water
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>>78919374
>post recker

How will posting Recker get a girlfriend?

Incel here.
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>>78919579
Newcastle
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>Hendricks still in

absolute madman
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>>78919466
Believe me, if I had a normal selection of food this wouldn't be a problem.

Shrimp (currently frozen and need to be peeled and deveined)
A whole fish (needs to be gutted and cleaned and cooked)
A bunch of dry beans that haven't even been soaked yet
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>Hendricks batting
I'll never understand how Maddon's mind works.
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>>78919552
>you faggot
That's not an insult buddy.
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>sabbathia
>this guy
fat pitchers are the future
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Holy shit how hammered is Dusty Baker right now?
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>>78919529
how long, realistically speaking, does spreading two things on a piece of bread and cutting a couple pieces of cheese off of a brick taste. come on guey
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Nats winning is revenge for 2010!!
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>>78919579
3 gallons of water a day
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>>78919600
It signifies to girls that you have good taste.
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>pitchers batting
NL fags will unironically defend this
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>>78919571
does that seriously trigger you that much? fucking faggot
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So Hendricks is staying in because???
>>
Is Turner a twink?
>>
CANT FLIM FLAM
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You can only reply to me if your a girl because I need pusy thanks
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Cubs bullpen keeps blowing games.
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ALBERS IS EVEN WORSE THAN GIO

WHERE IS SCHERZER

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>78919648
>he doesn't want to see Fat Albers at the plate again
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>TBS announcers claiming that was a great play at first base.
Jesus Christ, could they be any more biased? Rizzo's made some plays where he practically has to do the splits.
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>>78919474
>that's my gf

Girlfriend? That's not a girl.
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>>78919571

I've always disliked them as well.
>>
So hat is This???
Even innings is Nats game and
Odd is Cubs???
I dont like this.
>>78919650
Yes. I want my tream to be 100% in it not give sports trash level of interviews with dumb blondes.
Let the guy focus on the game .
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>>78919579
>>
Whats up with these cunts running around with signs?
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>losing 9 straight clinchers
>the shitty of dirty boker
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>>78919727
autist
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>>78919579
water
>>
So Dodgers/Nationals would be a chokefest, right?
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>>78919732
bad fanbase
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>>78919720
Rizzo's constantly doing splits. I'm amazed, honestly, for such a big guy he's flexible as hell.
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YES YYEEESSSSSSSS cubs suck
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>>78919585
>because it gave xim/xer a boner and they liked i

Why would Recker give a tranny a boner?

Why would Recker give a straight guy a boner? Does Recker give you a boner?
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>>78919732
trying to force memes...
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>>78919727
>Yes. I want my tream to be 100% in it not give sports trash level of interviews with dumb blondes.
>Let the guy focus on the game .
dude, a football match is 90 minutes of action, a baseball game in a series final can take like 4 to 5 hours. he has time.
>>
>>78919753
I thought that was apparent with the flag
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>>78919760
Only if it reaches Game 7. It goes to the 18th inning where they score multiple times in extra innings but still keep it tied.
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>>78919760
darvish and wood would be there to clean up the mess that kershaw and the others make
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There's a new Big/Sexy in town.
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>>78919753
>t. triggered homophobe
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>>78919579
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>burning Scherzer

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>78919727
the guys a manager, it's not like he's preparing for an at bat, fuck off foreignfag
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>this is the power of the NL
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>>78919579
canada dry diet ginger ale
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>>78919732
People dont want to clap for the [s]Racists[/s] Nationals
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cubs are gay
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>>78919812
DOGGERS
>>
>implying either of these teams can beat the Yankees
Plebs.
>>
I've never eaten at Sonic. How is it lads?
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>>78919820
1-20
16 strike outs
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>>78919846
fastest fast food in america
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>>78919846
Tastes like air
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>>78919841
neither of these teams are going to be playing the Yankees.
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>>78919820
enjoy having your ass reamed by a manlet
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>>78919841
See
>>78919852
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>>78919846
Usually shit. Sometimes it's alright.
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>>78919820
>Number of buildings lost to terrorist attacks by Chicago and Washington DC in their history
Zero
>Number of buldings lost to terrorist attacks by New York in the last twenty years
3

The nazi frog posting shithole of old york.
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>>78919841
>implying the Yankees can beat the Astros
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>>78919846
it's okay
slushies are their strong point
>>
was that a gyroball?
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who /dip in the lip/ here?
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>>78919846
salty as fuck, i get high BP headaches after i eat there even if i didn't eat any salt and took my potassium supplement for the day
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>>78919902
/chaw in the jaw/
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>>78919882
lame
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>>78919884
>lol cleveland is totally gonna sweep you guys!!!

Shut up bitchboy
>>
>>78919798

He’s a big guy
>>
sometimes you get a qt to bring you food and you get to slap her booty
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>>78919862
>>78919867
>>78919880
>>78919894
>>78919912
Good lord
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>>78919882
Pinga
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>>78919894
every drink from sanic is a fucking slushie. always ask for no ice
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>>78919846
its a shitty but satisfying fast food joint
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>>78919882
Nobody ever talks about building 7.
>>
>werthless does something
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>>78919939
Dude it sucks Burger King is better, the only thing good is the presentation and the girlies on rollerskates
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>>78919934
for
>>78919846
>>
>>78919912
You can tell when your BP is high?
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>>78919927
>cleveland being chokers having anything to do with the Astros
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>>78919902
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>>78919946
2, 3, 1
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>>78919946
2, 3, 1, duh
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>>78919956
burger king is legitimately inedible, definitely not better than sonic
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>>78919966
i mean yeah, my circulation feels weaker and my face gets hot while my hands get cold. i also develop headaches
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>>78919902
>>78919918
/chew under my jew/
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>>78919902
stopped after I got a weird cyst and I freaked the fuck out
now I just vape like a faggot
>>
Harper's going yard here
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>>78919971
based Outlaw
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>>78919956
Are you serious? I'm not even a huge Sonic fan, but Burger King is the worst fast food joint by far. I don't even understand how they are still in business. They taste like trash.
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>>78919846
i love it
>>
harperbomb incoming
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>>78919951
It was a controlled demolition.
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>>78920002
this

>go to bk
>the meat is smaller than the bun

absolute garbage
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>>78919946
1 2 3
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>>78920002
how many abandoned burger kings are near you, /sp/? for me it is three
>>
SCHMENDRIIIIICK
>>
any lesbians in here
>>
Come on Hendricks, bend. But don't break.
>>
DEVIN FUNCHESS HEEEEERE
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F
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>>78919971
Who is this this champion dipper?
>>
Zim zam clutch hit incoming
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>>78920026
There's some shitty Burger King in a crusty gas station near me. Still going strong somehow.
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the way harper turns on a ball gives me a boner
>>
Suck it Gnats
>>
>>78919990
Yikes. I had extremely high blood pressure once and I didn't feel anything from it.
>>
zimmerman has a nice swing for a righty
>>
>OH for 15
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>>78920054
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Incoming no-hitter for Max!
>>
>>78920073
(You) give me a boner.
>>
>>78920104
He got under it, he was on it though
>>
>that music for Max
Let's go baby!!!!
>>
flim-flammed
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>>78920082
lucky

i started getting high bp when i was 20, but to be fair it was after 10 weeks of testosterone enanthate and EAT BIG TO GET BIG where i ate junk food a lot
>>
Isn't Hendricks supposed to be smart because he went to Dartmouth?
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Max coming in. Game OVA. Cap this pubes fans.
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>>78920016
Regardless, nobody ever talks about it. Makes my noodle wriggle.
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Is Scherzer on short rest?
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Bend, but don't break.

This is going to be it, if the Cubs can't beat Scherzer, the odds they can take this game will be slim.
>>
>Pharmacies
>Pubes
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>>78919814
xenophobe
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>>78919902

snus inside, dip outside imo
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>9 hits for the Nats
>Not even the 8th inning
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>>78920026
The original one in my hometown caught fire back in 2011, its now a Chik-Fil-A.
A new BK actually just opened up close to the old spot. They've dropped off in quality over the years.
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>>78920085
Do lefties usually have the best swings, in your opinion? Top 10 swings in the MLB today?
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>>78920130
Wow bro how did you figure this out?
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>>78920119
>he fucked up but he didn't fuck up
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>>78919846
Love their shakes, especially when they do their 2-for-1 deals.
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>>78920159
don't reply to the avatarfag, not sure why it isn't banned yet
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>>78920158
>Do lefties usually have the best swings, in your opinion

hands down. Dont feel like making a list but i think utley has the best one
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>>78920124
Mine was from a kidney issue. Shit was dangerously high, like 200/140
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WHO THE FUCK ARE THE NATS GONNA START GAME 1 VS THE DODGERS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>>
>tfw the best food where you live used to be a Jiffy Lube.
>>
scherzer is a total meme and is gonna choke this game
>>
The hordes of hell are upon us!
To battle!!!!
To battle!!!!
>>
>>78920209
what
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>>78920147
Since they dumped the King, I refuse to go there
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*stares you down*
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>>78920172
enjoy the cubs loss
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>>78920206
Roark
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>>78920200
I know Griffey is usually considered the sweetest swing there ever was, but I never heard this idea that lefties generally have the nicest.
>>
>>78920002
Taco Bell, Burger King, and Jack in the Box are probably the 3 worst fast food. Fast food places that openly pander to stoners usually don't have to pretend they have good food.
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>>78920206
its looking like another diamondbacks situation
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>>78920206
me
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>>78920235
ROARK VS. KERSHAW?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>
>>78920231
desu desu desu desu
>>
>>78920231

>knows he's one bad dude because of all the people he had to fight in his life for "looking at them cockeyed"
>>
>>78920258
>inb4 m-muh k-kerchoke
>>
scherzer is pitching 5 hitless innings
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>>78920231
desu
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>>78920280
(you)
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>>78920280
Became false as soon as you said this
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>>78920258
>dodgers win g1
>dodgers win series

what about when kershaw is against verlander though
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>>78920280
well that's not gonna include this one.
>>
>>78920292
>>78920292
>>78920292
>>
>>78920139
based.

what's the best chew and can I buy it online?
>>
COME ON CUBBIES, TIE THIS BITCH UP
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>>78920280
scherzer is pitching 5 runless innings
>>
>zobrist
>not schwarmeme
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>>78920231
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>one blue eye and one brown eye
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>>78918370
Clean the bottom of your fridge you nasty cuck
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>>78920231
boku boku boku
>>
C U B E S
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>>78920406
>0 eyes so can't even reply properly
>>
Max really hasn't changed since the Detroit days
>>
THANK YOU MAX
>>
>GNATS IN CHARGE OF A LEAD
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>>78920280
>scherzer is pitching 5 hitless innings

ahahahahahahaha
>>
Who's that blonde beauty
>>
JIMMIES = RUSSELLED
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did someone scrcp that cute W girl??
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R O F L
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>walk one in.
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Did all the Nats fans just leave?
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>>78921008

No, I'm just too busy dry-heaving to post
>>
>nationals defense




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