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Max champ
Tony champ
Tyron champ
Robert champ
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300 posts early

end yourself
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Schaub
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thank god, i liked this thread
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all the nerds will be mad to wake up and find out this is the thread, like when they woke up and found out bisping got gadooshed again
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Go Vegan
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already loving this thread lads
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reminder
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What are your Christmas plans?
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>>80177464
drink a bottle of vodka alone and stare at the pill bottle, favorite female fighter?
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This thread sucks
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>>80177475
Fuck you!
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>>80177475
Are you booing me!?
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Reminder, Ngannou didn't win the fight, but Overeem lost it.
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>>80177475
WHERES YOUR KID AT?
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>>80177475
>>80177480
MAKE A BEAT TO IT
*bangs table*
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>>80177476
Nah fuck you leather man
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Thiccenkzie should make a video giving herself an enema so she can make weight, I think this would be good for the fans
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Any Magana fans in the house?
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>>80177575
Hello Ms. Magana, I'd really like to see inside your butt haha
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>>80177575
She's a cute sort of trailer trash, I'd let her sit on my face
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>>80177609
what if she farted haha
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>>80177628
What's your malfunction, bud?
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>>80177589
>>80177628
good posts
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hello fellow mma connoisseurs
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Gay guard moose assy
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>>80177679
>i-im a yuge Gegard Mousasi fan
>we're going to get a deal done.
>Trust me!
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STIOPIC
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can I get an invite to the heem discord?
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Did anyone listen to Joe's MMA podcast today with Justin Wren?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk2jKc2U2Z0
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>>80177744
imagine being so shook by not having a dad that u abduct boys and haul them to UFC events

just imagine that faam
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>>80177771
why would I do that
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>>80177794
Because it's two white men having a nice dignified conversation like white men.

>>80177777
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>>80177807
Yeah but it's also a literal retard stoner talking with some redditor literal who
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Does Joey really can't remember any of the fighters names?
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>>80177807
this
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>>80177856
Bryan was terrified of the fact that he enjoyed it.
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>>80177856
>jokingly fingering another man in his ass
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>>80177589
>>80177628
DELET
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>>80177856
wow this guy is a total FAG
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>>80177876
Rose stronk
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https://youtu.be/KaYEFHcnUIg

Hate these guys as much as you want but this shit is legit hilarious
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>>80177865
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>>80177898
Can you post Schaub homosexual .jpg
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>>80177919
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Why even have "MMA show" when it's basically the same chit chat as JRE?
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>>80177891
"I never JACKED a guy off"
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>>80177929
Thanks bud, that's a fine picture
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>>80177946
cuase his stoned ass needs more time to talk about head trauma and weight cutting
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How would Brock do against Ngannou?
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>>80177856
>>80177865
>>80177871
>>80177882
If u think fingering your BFF is gay, I don't want to be your friend
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Ngannou really should have fought Werdum or Hunt. It know it's a shame that Cain is injured and JDS is suspended, but Overeem was literally the easiest target.

Even Stefan Struve had a better chance at beating Ngannou than Overeem.
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>>80177976
>Reem loses and all of a sudden hes the worst
love this meme
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>>80177992
EVERYONE has been saying this all along.

Hunt can take a hit or two, he's shorter (which works better in this fight) and punches hard.
Werdum always has a trick up his sleeve, could have taken him to the ground submitted him.
JDS would probably have been competitive. JDS might even have got lucky like he did against Cain.

Any of these people would have made a good match. But no, Dana goes for the worst match up in history - the strongest punch vs the glassiest chin.
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>rousey finalizing deal with WWE

What did she meme by this?
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>>80178033
>What did she meme by this?
Probably something along the lines of
>I was never even good and was pretty much a can crusher for years and got BTFO as soon as my division got any kind of competition
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>>80178023
they tried to do JDS and it fell through, Reem was ranked #1 at the time and he got G-G-G-GADOOSHED
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LMAO if it wasn't for that matt hamil fight jon jones would have the longest win streak in UFC history and if it wasn't for that the shit that happened outside the sport he'd have the longest title reign and defenses in UFC history also
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>>80178080
My point is that even though Overeem is ranked #1 contender, just because Ngannou beat him, doesn't mean he should instantly get pushed to #1 spot. ESPECIALLY because it was a terrible match up. It's like putting the best BJJ artist with the guy who has the worst TD defence. It's obvious how the game ends, it's boring for the viewers, and it should hardly affect rankings.
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>>80178088
Too bad he's a roiding cheater
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>>80177929
He's so gay
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>>80178104
So where should ngannou be ranked Fedora boy?
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Good morning heem

Hope you've had your steaks and trained in your gi. August bless this thread
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I think T-City might have picked a hater too big for him. Will Lukas stop posting when T-City is exposed?
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>>80178231
Will you stop friend simulating?
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I'm gonna heem each and every here
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What does this body language signify?
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>>80178281
bullet 125 champ when??
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Imagine getting gaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHed
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>>80178327
It is a beast my man, one hunnert persend
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Will Tiger follow in his father's footsteps and get heemed a bunch until he gets cte and then get a free ride from his bald stoner """comedian""" friend?
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>>80178319
Second crack at the title after PVZ
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Never forget.
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>>80178363
Toger won't make it out of infancy
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>>80178319
Very soon my guy.
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When does Gooby get stripped ?
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>>80178393
Do you know Brendan shuabs firm stance on peaches my man?
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>>80178414
Of course, as a big fan of Bungo Splob I know that he is not a big fan of peaches until he finds out that Joe Rogan likes peaches, therefore making peaches, in Bumbo's eyes, a beast
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>>80178319
SOON.
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>>80178424
Bless.

Every flag should have at least one valposter
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>>80178413
>That picture
This is genuinely fucking terrifying, who draws this shit?
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>>80178457
If only there were some sort of clue on the picture.
If only, for example there were a name in the bottom right hand corner
Ah well, guess it stays a mystery forever.
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>>80178281
It signifies she's a stupid quasi-Peruvian cunt who has boring fights and then acts like she can't believe she didn't get the nod.
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>>80178267
what weight class would he compete in?
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THE TIME IS NOW
GO BIG
UNSTOPPABLE
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Any webmasters from the Hueboy vs Yancy fight lads?
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>>80178551
Top 10 webm for sure.
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>>80178604
kek what
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>>80178634
It's Frank
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>>80178572
Leave Ngannou to me
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>>80178572
H8rs in shambles!
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>>80178655
Yeah, I know it's Trigg, it's just weird seeing his face pop up like that
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>>80178677
What went wrong? Why did he just give up like that?
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>>80178681
His nose got smashed early and was gushing blood, it might have been a Lawler-MacDonald situation where his body just couldn't take any more
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>>80178681
Did you see the fight? He was taking elbows to his skull for 10 minutes
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>>80178693
>>80178694

There was a fucking horrendous elbow from top mount that Yancy landed clean across his forehead at the end of round 2. It was so sick I almost got a headache from watching it.

I guess it was a bit of a let down to see him go out like that when the fight was so back and forth. Still love based hueboy though.
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>>80178245
Docksperg is the friend simulator
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>>80178711
Stop trying to friend simulate me
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>>80178715
But i'm not
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>>80178738
>tfw ywn bang her in the mouth if you know what I mean
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>>80178739
>le minimum wage face

What's dumber than letting someone give you CTE for shekels?
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When are we going to have another heem meetup?
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>>80178738
>swn passionately kiss your anus and nutsack
Why live
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>>80178831
At the ortega holloway card
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>>80178621
The Chin of Glass
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>>80178831
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>Ngannou's dad was a world famous streetfighter in Cameroon

It all makes sense now
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>>80178677
what happened to cowboy at the end here did he just gas?
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>>80178875
>When betas get together and there's no alphas to lead them

They just needed one Chad...
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>>80178875
You don't do these meet ups sober.
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>Stipe is way too technical for ngannou!
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>Ngannou will run right into one of Stipes counters!
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>Ngannou is too slow for Stipe!
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>And Still!
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>>80178905
>>80178912
>>80178916
>>80178921
I enjoyed this.
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No click zone
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>>80178941
Oh it's a beast my man, 100%.
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>>80178941
For certain my chap
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Imagine being a chinlet
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>everyone will discredit Demetrious Johnson's accomplishments if he loses to TJ
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>>80179090
He is a manlet after all
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>>80179090
you can't discredit his achievements if there were none in the first place
>b-but he beat cans for his title defences and armbarred one of the cans in a cool way(in the fifth round)
Kek
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>>80179120
They wernt all cans
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>>80179123
A solid amount of them were, it's why no one cares that he beat the title defence record
Joey b and Dodson were alright though
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>>80178088
mat hammil was beating him so bad he needed to use cheatmoves to win the fight

hes a cheater through and through, and a bad one at that
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>>80179002
damn that webm is creepy. Around blacks never relax...
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>>80179133
He will ko TJ for sure my guys
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>>80179147
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@80179147
what's with the racism?
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>>80179148
I think he absolutely mauls tj in the clinch
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>>80179148
>>80179261
TJ is too big and too strong. Not only that but he has the wrestling to force DJ to stand, the reach to control the distance and a big power advantage. DJ is getting slept and his paper division will hopefully get shut down with him.
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>johndodsonsleepsacan
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>>80179280
>bang TJ
>""""alpha""" male TJ
>remotely comparable
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>DC and Stipe will get heemed consecutively
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>>80179280
That was a pretty bad stoppage
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>>80177876
Rose Nama-cuteass
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>>80179336
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>>80179336
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>>80179349
Pat Barry's lost a ton of weight
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>>80179349
I can't unsee Bisping's face
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>>80179349
>pat barry is a cuck
sad!
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Khbabibedded
https://youtu.be/BsAin-NJRUM
https://youtu.be/BsAin-NJRUM
https://youtu.be/BsAin-NJRUM
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>>80179359
Mirin buddeh?
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>>80179360
how?

Someone post the youtube email reply of Pat Barry calling out whitebois
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>>80179369
Damn, Mike looks like THAT? Maybe my hatred of Bisping has been thinly veiled attraction this whole time
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>>80178551
Amazing camera work.
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>>80179336
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kek
Same will happen to Conor when he gets darced by Tony
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who will play Conor and Nate in the inevitable biopic,Gooby:the rise and fall

For my part I can tell that Artem will be Jason Statham
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>>80178621
I love Soukhamthath, but I'm sad to say that I think myboy Sanders is going to win on Saturday.
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>>80179415
>Not Peter Dinklage
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>>80179415
Jake gyllenhaal = Nate
Michael B. Jordan = Conor Mcgregor
Tony Bellew = Nick
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>>80179370
>lets his wifes full ass, side tit and near pussy to be seen by the world forever
>not a cuck
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Hey you guys used my thread thank you!
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>I'm not impressed by your performance
Why is this so polite yet so memorable? One of the best hype lines in UFC history.
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Joanna younggaychick cam after getting ko'd
https://streamable.com/qf9ba

Cody no chin cam
https://streamable.com/p66js

Pissping cam after getting choked out
https://streamable.com/vqtty
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Who you got for Eddie vs Dustin 2?
I thought Eddie would win the 1st fight but Dustin just fought like Conor to spook him.

Dustin takes the rematch
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>>80179485
It's just the GSP mystique, nobody else could pull of that line
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>>80179504
>mfw GSP died and RUSH was reincarnated to heem pissking
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>>80179493
Eddie did win the first fight. It's honestly embarrassing how Dustin acts Like he didn't get his ass beat until he quit, foul or not. "he was looking f-for a way out" Sad!

Also eddie's no longer Shellshocked, he was unbelievably FLOWY against justin. Peahead better hope he doesn't bring the dawg outta him
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>>80179493
used to hate porier but he's been spicy as fuck lately

actually same with eddie
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>>80179491
each link is more satisfying than the previous one
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>>80179520
How did YOU feel when Eddie told the crowd
>This was for the most violent man title. That's the only title you guys care about.
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>>80179536
I was proud of ourguy Edward. He's right I don't give a fuck about muh belts. I just love watching Gladiators simulate death. only reason I care about belts is 5 minutes rounds, It'd be cool if fighters chose whether it'd be 5 or 3 rounds beforehand but at the same time it'd probably cause a lot of Unsigned agreements and Conrad would only fight 3 rounds
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>>80179536
>be justin gaethje
>get to 18-0 with loads of spicy fights
>get to the UFC and have a fantastic debut
>matchup with Alvarez
>say you're going to prove that you're the most violent man in MMA in front of this huge UFC crowd all over the world
>lose
>Eddie says "guess im the most violent man in the world"

how will he ever recover from this?
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>>80179491
These are great wish ou could hear more
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>>80179566
He's gonna heem dustin and pettis then lose to barboza
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Eugene and Schaub are picking Ortega. Bet accordingly.
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>>80179585
if biggles skibbitydoo told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
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Find a flaw
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>>80179594
Depends if that bridge was a close personal friend 100%
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>>80179310

>Aaaand neeeeeeeeew...
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>>80179553
>>80179566
Has a single person fighter or fan contested Eddie and Justin's right to have claimed that title? I'm not, frankly.
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>>80179629
You forgot to the whole sentence
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>>80179608
If that happens, I hope Rumble comes back to fuck him up.

I don't know, DC seems different since he got slept by the roidking. I'm interested how different he will be in the octagon.
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>>80179640
No I didn't
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>>80179624
volkan touches people with slow hands and they fall asleep, has to be No Time
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>>80179608
Is that an actual Swiss name?
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>>80179715
He's half Turkish

>>80179310
>DC
>heemed
Neither a JBJ headkick that he even leaned into nor a Rumble bomb could heem him, you think a meme Volkan ear punch will?
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>>80179736
How did a leglet like jon jones rock DC with that kick when humble rumble literally punched DC across the octagon and then broke his nose with a kick in their next fight without even scrambling his brainz? Was it the accumulation? Was this rumble's plan all along?
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>>80179782
I don't think you understand MMA
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>>80179782
What you said doesn't really follow logically, a kick breaking your nose isn't going to wobble you as much as leaning into a shin kick to your temple
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>>80179782
rumble = natty role model
jbj = roiding hypocritical cunt
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>>80179598
>women’s flyweight
lol
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>>80179792
explain to me britGOD i forgot how british mma champs dominate the UFC
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>>80179813
It's on the same skill level as the men's flyweight division
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>>80179841
we had more champs than the uk yet have less fighters in the ufc than the british isles combined
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Name a worse moment in MMA history
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>>80179841
I really hope you didn't think that was witty or in anyway a good retort
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>>80179858
Who? I can only think of Bas right now.
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>>80179860
Easily DC v JBJ 2, it was like watching a lovable uncle get heem'd by a junkie
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>>80170665
lmfao you kept this thread alive? that's unreal
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>>80179863
Insecure much?

Maybe Brexit this thread then LOL
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i have so many heem webms now i could be the new spergop
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Stop doing armbars. The armbar is a meme move of the worst variety. It's the 9mm of submissions. The armbar is not a 'fight ender'. Just don't tap, and you'll probably be fine and you'll escape to superior position. It's not as easy to break an arm with an armbar as you'd think, which is why there are so few breaks in competitive grappling and MMA (where guys really crank 100% of armbars). Hell Gordon Ryan just won EBI with the classic Gracie armbar defense of 'just don't tap lol'. How are armbars even real?

Focus on:
-Takedowns
-Getting/maintaining top position
-Chokes
-Stronger jointlocks, like kimuras and heelhooks (has anyone just 'lol don't tap' to a kimura and not got their shit fucked?)

Thanks for reading.
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>>80180028
Ah just baiting, glad you're not actually that thick kek
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>>80180059
Are you real?
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>>80180080
>glad you're not actually that thick
Lowtest
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>>80179782
A headkick is immensely more powerful than a punch, especially with gloves on. A headkick is like a baseball bat to the head.
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>>80180105
What is a punch like then?
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>>80180087
Yes, and if you put me in an armbar me not tapping will be real too unless it's in the dojo where I don't care that much about tapping.
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>>80180105
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>>80177643
Reminder that Jones the Juiceman needed 'roids to beat a grandfather.
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>>80180115
It's like a fist to the head
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>>80179782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luPcXDoJZaI
Just GOAT things
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>>80180169
>GOAT
>juicemonkey criminal piece of shit

Pick uno
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>>80180169
Can't wait for Ngannou to fuck Jon up once he returns from his new suspension
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>>80180169
>if DC's reflexes were a little bit worse he might have beaten jon jones
>Daniel is too good to win
>Too pure to be loved
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>>80180186
He won't take a fight with any strong punching HW. That's one of the reasons why he called out Brock and not Stipe
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>>80180226
>still using a pic where JBJ is champ and not the biggest fuck up in the history of sports
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>>80180238
Oh I'm sorry did he lose to somebody ? Did somebody heem him with perhaps a head kick ? No ? I thought so
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>>80180238
This is correct, thanks Greekposter
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anyone have the webm of kookie crying?
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>>80180272
He got headkicked by usada
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>>80180272
The only time when he wasn't roided to the gills was the OSP fight, and we all know how shitty JBJ looked there. Natty JBJ couldn't heem DC.
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>>80180288
Innocent until proven guilty
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>>80177684
mousasi is a can crusher barely a tier above bisping
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>>80180299
>Jones looked SHIT against OSP
>ring rust
>DC is so much better with age, he's got this for sure my man 100%
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>>80180321
>implying he didn't have it until the roids kicked in
Jon had a mile reach advantage and was still getting tagged by someone a decade older
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Current LHW champ?
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>>80180321
JBJ was ducking DC all these years, hoping DC would get too old and retire. And even when he decided to fight old man DC, he still wasn't confident he can win, so he had to roid hard. True GOAT my man, 100%.
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Paper Belt Crybaby ?
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>>80180359
Sleep tight Daner!
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can't believe august ames died lads
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>>80180288
>you didnt lose against DC and I
>and I
no understanding of person pronouns
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How did a mediocre comedian of average intelligence like Joe Rogan get such a huge following? Is it because he's the cool pothead guy of the UFC?
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<---champ (and my boy)
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>>80179860
Silva v Weidman 1 and 2, respectively, were the worst moments for me anyway
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>>80180386
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>>80180378
I can't believe my fightfu is a chinlette
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>>80180368
JBJ roiding is like bringing a baseball bat to the UFC fight. If you think that win is legitimate, you're either: 1) a retard, 2) trolling.
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Is conduit a meme fighter
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>>80180321
>ring rust against can
>looks great against GOAT after an even longer layoff
he knew he couldn't beat dc without gas
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>>80180099
His face looks different. More masculine, more determined. Man, I think Johny is officially the most USADA'd fighter in the UFC
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>>80180398
>if you ever get ko'd or tko'd it means you're a chinlet hahehaeh

don't know if i subscribe to this belief / meme
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>>80179860
Schaub-Crocop
DC vs JBJ II

Rockhold was a cocky fuck, he deserved to get brutally heemed by a hardworking gatekeeper like Bisping. That was the only fight I've ever cheered Bisping on.
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>>80180386
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>>80179860
Jon Jones’s entire career.
Also that one Bellator card where Royce and Shamrock came out of their retirement homes and fought, after Kimbo and some other nigger looked like they were fighting underwater
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>>80180417
If you get heemed cold by a 115lb pixie, you're a fucking chinet. Keep in mind her chin is going to be even worse now because your chin gets weaker every time you get heemed.
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>>80180417
Tapping to strikes after being dropped by a telegraphed left hook in the first round isn't exactly a sign of a decent chin, plus JJ has been dropped by other seemingly not that hard shots before, not saying she's necessarily a chinlet though, I'll have to wait until her next fight to judge that
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>>80179608
>pretends to be Swiss
>actually an ethnic turk

Disgusting, say what you like but our champ is 100% Irish threw and threw
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>>80180432
Like him or live him, you must respect him.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BcVzqP1BLWS/?taken-by=blessedmma
Max Bless
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>>80180432
Like him or Hate him you Must Respect him
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>>80180461
Doesn't have Scottish ancestry?
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Any other Invicta FC fans here?
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>>80180444
Cody is in no way a chinlet. He took a flush head kick and a bomb right hand, never went out and stood straight back up
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>>80180507
His chin is a meme though.
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>>80180461
>McGregor
>Irish
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>>80179969
>lmfao you kept this thread alive?
No I didn't post in it scroll up
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>>80180476
*Love him or like him
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>>80180483
c-cute
heem made me like women with muscles
now i can't go back
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>>80180432
Grow up you're not a kid anymore. You just gotta grow up.
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>>80180479
That's just a surname he'd pass a d&a test no bother
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>>80180507
I agree, this is the face of someone with a good chin
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>>80179860
conor beating aldo, if chael wouldve beaten anderson or jones, would've been just as insufferable.
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>>80180532
Callen is the kid my guy
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>>80180432
Respect him or like him, you must hate him.
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>>80180461
he was born there
and his mother is swiss
yet he has a turkish name
ibet his mother even wears a hijab
the state of the western states lmao
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If you were watching that Goobs vs. Max fight in 2013 and someone told you that both of them would be future champions would you have legitimately believed them?
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>>80180461
Volkan
>pretends to be Swiss
>actually an ethnic turk

McTapper
>is 100% Irish
>acts like a nigger

I don't know what's worse.
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>>80179310
Truly the blessed era
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>>80180559
Goob yes
Max no
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>>80180565
You wanna know what's worse, the number of chekoslovakian ufc fighters aka zero that's what.
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>>80180559
Not just that, but also Max becoming dominant and Goobert becoming a supernova too. In just 4 years.
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>>80179491
I enjoyed every single title fight that night. Watching their post ko antics is always fun, ty and gsp bless
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>>80180559
>0 defenses
>champion
I don't think so
Max has already defended his belt btw
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>>80180608
he does behave like a nigger
leave the beermaker alone
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Does Conor beat Tony?

Feel like Tony is way too slippery for Goobs
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>>>/asp/3539005
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>>80180656
Conor would light him up. I think Conor is a bad match-up for Tony. Conor's hands are just too good.
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are we okay with gsp ducking whittaker and woodley to fight conor?
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>>80180656

Gatcjehe has power on his hands and couldn't rock alverez, Connor put alverez down almost at will, he also dropped Nate 3 times in the first 2 rounds of their rematch (I think it was a blunder for Connor not to go for the finish in the second), Tony is too reckless and thinks HIS chin will be the one to withstand the left, which is foolish.
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>>80180691
yep

I do not give a flying fuck what GSP wants to do with those divisions

I want Conor vs GSP before GSP turns 39 for fucks sake
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>>80180656
>Tony “El 90 degree Chin” Ferguson

Yeah, no. Khabib is still Goob’s biggest threat
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>>80180588
oy Poland I thought you were a DoDaDamnTing-er
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>>80180657
Man imagine if Condit actually learned how to wrestle
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>>80180656
If Tony can find a way to get out of the first and second round while making mcgoobz work, Tony wins the fight. Conor's cardio is a real problem
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>>80180670
>>80180656
What about Conor/Max at 155?
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>>80180691
If I had to guess, WME or whatever they're called wants Woodley vs Diaz, and would prefer Diaz wins, then Diaz vs GSP, and would prefer GSP win, then GSP vs Conor, there's your 3 big money fights.
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>>80180443
Not entirely true, you just need to take more time off, smoke some green and run for a few extra miles per day.
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If Tony fights Conor he should just employ the Ryan Hall gameplan.
How hilarious would that be
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>>80180710
I like them both and Max honestly didn't look like a world beater that fight. He was outclassed standing and then wrestlefucked by somebody who everybody claims can't wrestle
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>>80180691
GSP is going back to 170. Definitely ducking Bobby Knuckles, but he could still realistically fight Tyron. Honestly he should just do whatever the fuck he wants though, he’s earned it.
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>>80180724
People have eve talked about Max/Tony matchup. Wouldn't Tony smoke him?

I think Max loses to Conor again.
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salty salty salty
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>>80180755
Salty about what though
Luke/Whitaker hasn't been made, he's just throwing shots
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WHERE RONDA ROUSEY FINE ASS AT?
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>>80180723

If Tony doesn't mind getting punched in the forearms a lot and can take a body shot or two he can just let Conor punch himself out, take him down and butcher him, I don't see Tony sticking to that game plan though.
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>>80180691
Yes, I want him to get healthy and go back to 170 where he belongs
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luke needs to get in the fucking bin
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>>80180740
>this 6 year old boy is more Chad than I've been in my entire life
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>>80180656
conner has better boxing and tony does seem sloppy awkward at times, pretty sure if tony doesn't force him to scramble tony will have a hard time in the first 2 rounds, after that tony has better chances of wining
it's a tough fight for gooby nevertheless

khabib would ragdoll him tho
no doubt about it
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>>80180771
great post
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>>80180745
then he shouldn't have fought for the 185 belt, fuck this mandrama shit.
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>>80180776
i'm quite a good poster so its natural that i make good posts
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>>80180755
For sure a retired Vitor and a deleted Bisping after 2 weeks of getting choked out are worthy victories, and let's not forget about that title shot earning victory over Weidman
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>>80180755
>get choked out by Weidman 2 fights ago
>only claim to fame is ko'ing fighters past their prime
>has a loss to neil fucking magny
>w-wheres my title shot
Can't wait for this fat burrito eating fuck to get brutally heemed
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>>80180755
I like Kelvin but has this retarded forgotten he literally just lost to a post-usada weedman?
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https://youtu.be/V0B5R-ixlVg
comfy chael
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>>80180771
only a faggot or his girlfriends fan would fluke cuckhold
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Such a normie ass video but I can’t get enough of this shitty channel, kek

https://youtu.be/VBJHN7JljUk
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>>80180788
It's a weird situation because he's won two fights since then, and 1 fight ago Luke got knocked out cold.
So they're both practically coming off losses
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>>80180755
Ferr serr this is the record of the next title challenger in one of the deepest divisions in the ufc my guy
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stipe will sleep
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>>80180814
didnt expect to kek

kek'd
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>>80180826
For sure Overeem isnt a chinlet my guy
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>>80180839
for sure ngannou doesnt hit hard at all my man one hunnert persen
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>>80180755
>#OnAMissionForGold
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>>80180814
I like this one the best

https://youtu.be/FOguqCd20Wk
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>>80180826
Your daily reminder that Overeem was winning that fight until he got caught with the lucky left. It can happen to anyone.
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>>80180826
you mean sleepay
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>>80180845
for sure stipe doesn't hit hard at all
that short left hook to werdums chin was a fluke
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>>80180818
david branch > deleted bisping and old man vitor
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>>80180847
>>80180814
I had a good laff with this one lads

https://youtu.be/o2ixOYLJ790
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>>80180845
and outboxing and knocking out jds was also a fluke
lmao my guy
maybe take out mgumbas dick out of your face and you'd actually see stuff
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>>80180858
>WE WUZ STIPE AND SHEET
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>>80180868
>we wuznt a country full of immigrants
wew
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>>80180858
>>80180867
Not even talking about stipe you massive idiot. Other bong was implying that reem got knocked out because of his chin and not nigganogs power.

reading comprehension

>2 (two) posts defending stipe when he wasnt even mentioned
perhaps remove Stipe's fire hose from your mouth and you'd actually be able to read stuff
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Ngannou would get slept by both Stipe and Werdum. We've seen many times in history that being retarded brawler isn't enough to be the HW champ.
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>>80180897
- quote from man slept
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>>80180890
>the conversation started with stipe will sleep
>gets revd up for me standing by my guy
get fucked you manlet bong
id heem you into the astral realm
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>>80178941
lmao did he really "gadoosh" that zombie?
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>>80180897
>retarded brawler
>easily heems the best HW striker in MMA

hmm...
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Rip springsbro
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>>80180914
>you're rev'd up!
>argghh get fucked m-manlet!
lel
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>>80180925
For sure Overeem wasn't shook and had the best game plan of fighting in the pocket with ngannou instead of fighting on the outside and outboxing him
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>>80180858
>>80180867
>its a x country boasts a fighter of the same ancestry as him
have you learned nothing from brazil
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>>80180943
For sure Stipe won't be shook and will keep to a better game plan when Overeem couldn't
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HEEM THE REEM INSIDE
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>>80180956

if you took a look at the HW rankings, Stipe is probably a shoe-in for the guy that sticks to a gameplan the best

also, his chin hasn't been cracked. although he did get slept by Struve lol
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>tfw i could heem every here
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>>80180964
literally dropped by an overeem jab
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Big Nigannou will destroy Peepay McPoobitch
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>>80180964
My whole point is that he'll be too shook to stick to it
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>>80180964
Struve is the HW GOAT, he's just too depressed to train properly and his depression makes him gove up fights right when they start.
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>>80180969
>>80180969
Which one of you wrote this?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6166933/bookmarks

>Let's replace Joel with Sarah for the Last of Us. Who just so happens to be a lesbian. Who can heem every here.
>Who can heem every here.
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>>80180982
it was (You)
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>>80180979
heart of a fucking lemon
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>>80180964
>>80180979
Struve eye gouged Stipe
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For sure Gaethje is a munster my guy
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>beat stipe the champ
>beat ngannou in training
why havent they handed him the belt yet
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>>80180897
Stipe has blundered from one fluke to another, he's the equivalent of that guy who found a bunch of winnig lottery tickets
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>>80180997
Stefan Strudel will climb the ranks again
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>>80180814
https://youtu.be/zuLSp0TGBvU

W E W
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>we never got to see stefan strudel vs bleepin shmbleb face off in their prime
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>>80181049
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>>80180943
For sure, my guy. Trying to outbox a guy with a massive reach advantage and absurd power is best done from the outside. 100%. Beast plan, my dude.
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>>80181049
>still targets UFC title
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>>80181049
He has such big dreams because he goes to sleep so much
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>>80181049
For sure my guys Lyoto will be champ
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>>80181059
Would be a war for sure, true heart and grit squaring off against eachother
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>>80181059
If Boingle Shits ever fights again who should he fight?
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>For sure my guy xD

Neck yourselves
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>>80181107
Oh hundred percent I'd heem myself but my granite chin would get in the way my man
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>>80181107
>Neck yourselves
Reminder Americans don't say this
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sexy
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>>80181107
>this troll is being annoying
>better let him know he'd bothering me
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>>80181101
I think it's only fair Beethead gets the rematch
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>>80181101
I think he could dethrone ngannou desu, he just needs to butt scoot until big nig gasses and then ko him
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>>80181049
it's still the machida era my dudes 100%
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>>80181107
For sure my guy
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80181127
>giving a free (You)

haha

ha
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>>80181107
It was just starting to annoy me too but now that you've posted this I think I'm going to start saying it as well
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>>80181107
This is the spammer
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If this went down, would Conor be dead?
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>>80181154
based
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>>80181126
>miesha looking line an uncut penis

hnnnnnnnnng
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>replying to off topic posting
Enjoy your 3 day bans.
Favourite female fighter?
For me it's vagina rousey
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>>80181181
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>>80181172
>w-w-whats oop
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>>80181172
Please stop talking about McG. He's just a mandrama queen and he's never gonna fight anyone worthwhile again. He's irrelevant to MMA.
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>>80181172
I don't get how tyron and others acted like he came out of this situation looking dominant.

maybe it's just me or I'm getting worked by cuckposters but he really got punked hard
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>>80181204
dont worry bro end of the day mandramafags always get btfo
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REEMinder
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>>80181049
>185
maybe
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>>80181247
How shook was Stipe watching this?
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>>80181260
He was probably mad that Reem didn't go after him so retarded
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>>80181247
>no damage and all healthy thankfully
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>>80181247
but for sure though its just because reem has a weak chin
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>>80181247
fluke win overeem would win 9 out of 10 times
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>>80181185
why is her vagoogo wonky?
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>>80181247
>>80181260
Look at that overhand right and how it just freezed nigganew up. Why did reem stop it in mid air then follow up with the littlest left hand ever? I'd call a fix if Reem didn't proceed to be heemed dead for 5 minutes.

ENGANO has no skill all power
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>>80181107
Look my guy, cut those cheetos out of your diet and get yourself a peach 100%
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>>80170665
i really like this op
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>>80181295
big brown beat that shit up right senpai
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>>80181295
Taking Brendan shuab and travis browne dick long term took its toll
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>>80181302
It is fantastic I just got off the phone with my mother and we were talking about how great it is.
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>>80181309
>>80181305
BIG DICK BANDITS although browne has a small dick for being such a big guy
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>>80181310
same
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Ngannou is a punchlet
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>>80181049
wasnt he supposed to fight recently? was he injured?
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>>80181326
t. sleepay
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>>80179860
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I AM UNDEFEATED AND COULD HEEM EVERY HERE
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Why is Binky Slob so fun to talk about? The memes are just too good
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>>80181344
I physically and mentally cannot be shook by brits or asians. Don't know why
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>>80181361
I'LL SHAKE YOU IN A MINUTE CHEEKY CUNT
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>>80181075
You're my guy and I agree with you 100% but I disagree.
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>>80181357
He's just a peach my man 100 percent
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>>80181372
Great post
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>>80181375
All jokes aside when is Tiger fighting Tony?
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>>80181375
Can CTE be inherited? Tiger looks like he did.
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is toger pex a good fighter
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>>80181394
for sure Just a bad picture
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>>80181406
For sure my guy did you see that suplex he landed?
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Listen man *brings microphone closer* you're just not a good fighter, you're a big guy sure but there's lots of big guys who shouldn't be fighters, you call yourself big brown and this reflects your fighting style quite accurately, watching you fight is like watching a big turd with hair and bad tattoos flail around the octagon. I've never seen anything so grotesque and it's never been an honor calling any of your fights. Your fight with Travis Browne was a literal nightmare, after he landed the first jab I just knew you were done for, you just don't know the basics of fighting at all, and I'm not saying all this to be mean, I'm saying this cause I'm your friend,

>Oh I agree 100% for sure you're my boy but I disagree

You honestly should have just become a male stripper, you're not a funny comedian and you're a garbage fighter, I've seen you hit pads before and I wanted to claw my eyes out but out of respect I stayed behind. I doubt your commitment to anything, you have a glass chin, skidded footwork and non-existent head movement, you shouldn't be fighting at even an amateur level, I don't worry about you at all, you made a horrible career choice and should rethink your life
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>>80181421
Why is blendall sploob holding his baby like that?
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>>80181421
>>80178423
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>>80181449
That's how you hold babies who have exaggerated soft spots
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>>80181468
What the hell is wrong with Braxton's hairline?
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>>80181440
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i see coral springs is unbanned
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I'm fucking dying, lads
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Speeb received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match.[50] During the match, Skleb refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, butt-scooting away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor.[51] During the post-fight interview, Bronden Sweeb, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "Oh for sure my man 100% they don't understand what they were seeing." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him like schlobmeister was".
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I like to think coral springs is reading these and smiling up there in heaven
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WHEN YOU GET YOUR ACADEMICS IN ORDER YOU CAN COME BACK TO THE CLASSROOM
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>>80180755
He's so delusional. Luke has one of the most impressive resumes in the MW division leading up to when he won the belt. He got overly cocky and got KO'd in a fight against an opponent he would beat 99 times out of 100. I think, compared to the others in the top end of the division, Luke is by far the most deserving of the title shot. I mean, realistically Luke rightfully should've gotten the immediate rubber match against Bisping.
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>>80181479
You're not paying attention are you
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>>80181512
More like creating new screencaps to present to you Schaub h8ers
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Like father
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>>80181557
hate it when he btfos us like that
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Like son
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like father like togert
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>>80177744
Codybum is paedophile confirmed
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post yfw Dern makes weight
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Is Togr Scob a good fighter?
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>>80181617
Wow, props to Brandon for taking responsibility and raising someone's child.
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>>80181440
Did Joe finally go too far when he said this?
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>>80181617
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Heeminder
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>>80181659
your boy gonna lose
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>>80181659
Cub is gonna headkick Ortega unconscious
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>>80181637
He didn't go far enough, Breldon is still doing stand up comedy these days.
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thoughts?
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>>80181673
>comedy
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>>80181689
I would unironically have sex with both of them
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Well heem?
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>>80181718
I'd fuck her so hard you could see my dick in between those abs.
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>>80181718
i'm bulking atm. currently 149lb but i'm aiming for the heavyweight belt
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>>80181731
>bulking
>149lbs

The state of /heem/
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Is Bryan Callen worth watching standup?
>http://www.cobbscomedy.com//EventDetail?tmeventid=1C005333F0156407&offerid=55621
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>>80181539
why? because he acted like he was above fighting Bisping? He got KTFO the same way he would be 99/100 times, because that's a habit he has that Bisping knew about.
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>>80181746
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UFC 219 poster
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>>80177771
I did. I liked the part where Rogan said he had a shitload of bitcoin on his phone thats hes been holding.
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Ngannou
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>>80181767
>khabib barboza
muh diqque
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>>80181767
Holly is lovely but I kind of want to see her get BTFO just because of her boring style
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>>80181767
I keep forgetting how good this card is, you've got Khabib Barboza, Lineker Rivera, meme Cyborg fight, Usman fight, Condit vs Magny for battle of the justs, Cynthia memes. All around fun.
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>>80181810
I want Cyborg to have alot of success so that Ronda sees what she missed out on
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>>80181810
*hishes at you*
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>>80180656
you all forgetting that Goobs is high on coke all the time and cant even beat bums right now

He may need a tuneup fight when he returns
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>>80181767
>hmm, Cyborg has 1 loss on her record i wonder who beat her
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The Lawler/RDA fight card looks sweet as FUCK.

If Cruz hadn't have pulled out it would be the best fight night card of the year.

Sad.
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>>80181876
who are you quoting
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>>80181893
Cruz was on the 219 card
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>>80181876
Cyborg is extremely susceptible to submissions. She's been put extremely deeply into submissions in ever fight where she faced a grappler but she muscles or punches her way out of them. She hasn't faced a high level grappler in a while tho so maybe that has changed
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>>80181897
Thank god Holly is amazing grappler.
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>>80181904
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>>80181931
i would
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imagine being a reemlet
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>>80181942
anybody that says they wouldn't is meme'ing
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>>80181949
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>>80181953
Lady in red
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>>80181953
Only if she's really aggressive in the bed and tries to literally destroy my dick.
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>>80181962
>mfw people dont rate Chuck
Before his chin gave out he was a munster
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>>80182013
Post your face when
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>i feel great in mw
>fake colitis to not defend belt
>gsp going down to ww again
>stripping his belt
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>>80182068
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>>80181953
I bet shes a savage in the sack
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>>80182070
it is what it is
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>>80182070
>i feel great in mw
when did he say that
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>>80182086
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>>80182086
>>80182086
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>>80182087
He said that he is gaining this 7 kg of mass slowely not like the others. He don't need to wear that weight like a bag.
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>>80181689
steroids




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