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leave Australia to me edition
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Thanks for making a new thread
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Reckon Australia might win the series.
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>August Ames committed literal pooicide

Execute all homosexuals
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pavement
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at least we'll have Tendies vs Poo peeland this weekend
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How do I shave my balls lads?
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>>80177733
don't
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some proper shit weather out lads
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Brisbane next week lads, who wants to meet up for a few jugs and watch the test?
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>>80177761
let me know when you're here, I'll come over and knock you out cold
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Thinking domino's for dinner lads. Might get a second pizza so I can have lunch tomorrow
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>>80177777
poo peeland btfo
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>Thinking domino's for dinner lads.
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>>80177777
Yank popping in to check those sweet 7s
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>>80177780
Takeout pizza is quite literally uneatable once it cools down.
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>>80177225
done

>>80177761
>>80177777
see you lads at the strathpine jb hi fi
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>>80177777
Bring your best pair of New Balance lad, I'd hate for you to be buried in a dirty pair.
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WE DID IT GUYS

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?
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hate vaginas
love willies
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>>80177844
fuck off stuart
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Love my bed
Hate leaving my bed
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asked my mum to bring me home a Camembert and she literally just bought the coles one dumb bitch
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Mahela Jayawardene named his daughter Sansa Arya Jayawardene
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>>80177873
gay
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>>80177702
S
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>>80177868
What did he mean by this
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>>80177789
whatever, it's a literal minute drive
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>>80177932
he makes little sense
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>>80177941
Based raji, transcending language, truly a cerebral guy
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begged mum to get me chinese tonight as my early christmas present but will almost certainly be using the same excuse several times this month
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pphffffuffffff phfff pppphhhffffffffff
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love kiwi banter, never fails to disappoint
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>>80178066
SEETHING
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>>80178061
frippity frappity brippity brappity poo peeland is a fart. frippity frappity brippity brappity and they're not very smart
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for me its bradman by paul kelly
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>>80177868
What did he mean by this?
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reckon australia are in with a chance of regaining the ashes lads, lump everything you have on them at 1/20. you can send me a little bit of the winnings as a thank you gift when the bet comes in.
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>>80178061
geez what went wrong with this guy?
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>>80178128
3, 4, 1, 2
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Will 400* ever be surpassed in the age of cricketing decisions being optimised by larger backroom teams and technology?
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>>80178134
dont watch cricket, total reddit sport
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>>80178134
Shaun Marsh 401* third test.
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>>80178134
yes
very soon
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>>80178108
think he wants only the girl pic from the faceapp
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>>80178103
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
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>>80178139
What was it looking at?
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>>80178143
lmao
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>>80178157
Reckon that's a bit racist mate
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>>80178134

Will 400* is an actor m8
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Just had a cheeky gander at all time batting averages.

Love how Voges manages to statpad the 2nd highest average of all time by averaging 95 against shit like Windies and SL and then averages only 21 against England and South Africa.

Was it a tactical retirement?
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>>80178159
the ashes
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>>80178103
actually an awful song, based dad used to always skip it on his paul kelly cd
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>>80178159
me
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>>80178125
What do you mean? That's the Captain of the Australian test cricket team
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>>80178254
What happened to his face
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>>80178255
it collapsed in on itself due to being empty
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>>80178258
Bloody hell
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>>80178260
mm nice bro
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>>80178260
2, 4, 1, 3
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>>80178260
I'd unironically throw one up top right
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Buy high, sell low.
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>>80178260
bottom right is how i imagine the indian posters here look
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anyone wanna wank me off?
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>>80178276
really?
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>>80178276
based walkie
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>>80178277
Indians are a funny bunch
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cold curry for breakfast
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>>80178276
Ask your mum for an early Christmas prezzy
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india = proud lions and tigers.. pakistan = stinky shit ahahaha fuk pakis
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haha
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East or west India are best, north or south, Aussies shut your mouth!
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pakistan is unironically more civilized than india overall
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Test cucket
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developers at work keep inviting me to pakistan
should i go lads?
ps i am white
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reckon we need to import some more saffers
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reckon someone needs to wank me off
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Reckkon I should snap someone's cock off
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>>80178304
should do it lad, how fars the walk?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaVOeKLLm_c
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reckon i should fart lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRo3PwhPeV0
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>>80178304
Unless you're going to get paid twice as much or something I wouldn't.
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*farts*
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>>80178328
fuark
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love maltesears merryteasers
love toblerone
hate cadbury dairy milk
hate dark chocoate
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>>80178271
I'm not bald
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>>80178328
el, dare i say, justo
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>>80178331
>no milky bar
Sad
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love quality street
love celebrations
love heroes
hate roses
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>>80178331
>>80178354
fuck off to /brit/
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Prediction is in
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mentally mashed today 2bh

drank too much lastnight
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I for one am looking forward to the next test and its completely lifeless pitch. Going to enjoy muscular AusGODs railing my nation in the most boring and one sided manner possible.
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>>80177829
I only wear top range Asics you disgusting Maori peasant
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>>80178301
t. BBC
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Does anyone here actually have less than one whole bitcoin?
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raji v straffo: the great debate
when will this happen?
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>>80178365
have a beer
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>>80178379
Me. Zero Bitcoins to be exact.
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me: the poster above
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Reckon Stokes is a bit of a nobhead.
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>>80178380
Any news on Straffo?
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>>80178391
eating a steady 3000 calories a day
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Only 2 weeks until there's BBL on the telly every night lads
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>>80178385
It's not too late.
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>>80178399
Probably eats more than that since he is 6'3" or something, judging by his stature.
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>>80178401
Honestly looking forward to the Big Brainiac League.
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>>80178408
it's shit to go to, but as something to put on the telly every night it's great
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I've not been following cricket for a while but when I heard and saw the clip for Stokes I assumed it was just one punch. Then I saw the full video and he's pretty much trying to beat a guy to death.

2bh I wouldn't let him back into the team. He's just another member who gets out early 90% of the time and averages a ton with the ball anyway.
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>>80178415
Yeah that's it
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Just shaved my d and b's lads, gonna have to have a wank to christen the ol' cut
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stokes and hales picked for the one days (the series that REALLY matters)
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wont watch the one dayers
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Will be attending the Melbourne ODI specifically to shout abuse and throw objects at Ben Stokes
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>>80178419
the outrage over stokes is hilarious considering hales has already been cleared to play and he was stamping someones head in which is way more dangerous
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Stokes dindu nuffin
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Her name was August Ames.
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>TFW can't attend the game next month
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>>80178361
>tough choice
Is rajibul, dare i say, a casual?
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For me, it's Bailey Jay
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pour one out for August lads

;_;
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i want to go go-karting
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dropped the chai lads
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>>80178455
Now what?
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https://youtu.be/mXrlirUp7nQ
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_national_cricket_team
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reckon stokes is violent and dangerous
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>>80178462
reckon japan would produce world renowned groundsmen
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just made my girlfriend cry lads
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For me, it's CS:GO surf
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>>80178455
arty
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>>80178462
>losing all their games including a 380 run defeat by Fiji.
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>>80177777
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>>80178462
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_women%27s_national_cricket_team

>losing all five matches and giving away an incredible 104 extras in their match against The Netherlands.
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Mike Oldfield - Far Above The Clouds
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these guys are my guys
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>>80178486
hey kabil
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>>80178486
me top second from left
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>>80178455
At least it's not masala chai
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>not putting your life savings on an England comeback
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>>80177633
Garton a cute CUTE!!!
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>>80178466
hot.
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La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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>>80178361
its like talking to an exchange student
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Only 5 months until ireland make their test debut laddy lads
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>>80178508
Looking forward to it
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How's Netherlands Cricket these days?
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>>80178462
Actually feel kinda bad these people travel across the world just to get ruthlessly smashed in 20 minutes.
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>>80178271
>implying i'm bald
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>>80178518
>t. kalu
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why is it great britain at the olymics but england and ireland in cric
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>>80178518
t. Rahul Dravid
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desperately searching for my own subcontinent prophet
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gonna be good and wait till midday to start drinking today
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>>80178522
because we invented them
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>>80178528
Find a qt Indian
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>>80178528
where u looking lad
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ireand 22/0 from 3.2 overs
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is ashes cricket worth buying for the PS4

looks buggy as shit
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BASED Afghanistan
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ireland 28/0 from 3.4 overs
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>>80178538
a good fisherman never tells his spots mate
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>>80178546
It's garbage just like their game earlier this year
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKV8PK-wEjY
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nevermind shit link
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I hope Australia has a series against Ireland soon

Tired of seeing the same old countries play against each other.
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Play a series against Afghanistan up north during winter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv2imP-k9z0

watch with me unless you'e a casual
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>>80178582
>watching these pleb country teams play
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>>80178582
I'm watching
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For me, it's Stirling
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNcOMsm6oM
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mujeeb zadran is a wrist spinning off spinner
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loving these afghan ads
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these wholesome arabic adverts
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afghans are naturally the best athletes of all the asian teams
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Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I

Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
Untill last Christmas night
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
When I looked up into the sky
I saw this sleigh comin' outta controle
Headin' straight for my place
Crashed and burned in my backyard
Woah Santa was off his face

Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess
When he dropped in outta the blue
In a bettered old sled full of whacky way
And six bent reindeer too
Now you might think
That I'm makin' this up
But you can think what you like
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And so was I

Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
Shit faced maggotted stoned
And
When I helped him untagle his reindeer
He offered me a cone
Well then I strapped him back
In that battered old sled
N'after one more toke of the bong
And a crack of the whip
and a 'Come you bastards'
Santa Clause was gone

Santa was stoned at Christmas
How'd he get that high
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
That makes the bastards fly
I shared a cone with Santa
A happy Christmas high
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
And, so was I
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How did Afghanistan get reasonably decent considering their eternally fucked situation?
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>>80178582
is stirling, dare i say, elite?
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Two tests vs Ireland WHEN?
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>You now remember Heath Streak
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>>80178614
a love of the game, big brains and fit bodies
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>>80178612
"I'm gonna wait 30 years and then get this guy fired for that"
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>>80178627
kek
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For me, it's Andy Flower
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>>80178528
>not looking for an african messiah
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I watched The Fellowship on Tuesday night, The Two Towers last night, and about to watch The Return of the King now.
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Stirling on ELITE watch
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Is Rambo playing? I shan't be watching if he isn't.
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Will Stirling get a century?
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>>80178638
met henry olonga once
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GOOD over
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why is ireland sponsered by turkish airlnines
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Why is dipping tobacco banned in australia? Better for you than cigarettes by the look of it.
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this stream's a bit pants boys
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>>80178642
never understood the hype for them desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRXP2ifnntY
better stream
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>tfw afgahn qt gf
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r8 my bum please guys
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My girlfriend called me the love of her life and I didn't say it back and she cried
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stirling getting exposed by this spinner lads
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stirling's a big guy
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>>80178638
>Gaand flower
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>it's another non-western match looks like it's filmed 90s equipment episode
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>>80178736
Damn she got BTFO
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>>80178740
he was out imo lbw
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>>80178743
teri maa ki chut
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>>80178751
nah it was impact out of line
still getting exposed though t bh
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Stirling's a big guy
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>ywn have a qt afghan wife to cook you mutton curry
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do the Taliban like cricket
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>>80178761
jdimsa
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>>80178764
No they are brainlets
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>durka durka durka batting durka durka slower ball mohammed jihad durka nice garry

WTAF is this commentary?
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>>80178772
a step up from NZ commentary
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>>80178735
that bat's not covering much....
>i-it was cold
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Is Lady Bird good?
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>>80178777
he said commentary not standard of play
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>>80178772
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bit racist there lad
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>>80178753
Tatti khale sale :^)
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>>80178777
Pretty rich from the fourth best test side playing in the southern hemisphere right now.
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>>80178764
unironically yes, it's the only non haram sport in their eyes
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love thick nicks behind to a wide slip or gully
hate thin ones
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>>80178786
Can you please rephrase this in the form of a sweetie post.
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he's well home POOR captaincy reviewing it
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porterGOAT
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>>80178792
love kiwi banter
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stirling is irelands best player
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How can I achieve the Muscular Stirling physique
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impact outside again
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>>80178724
rajibul is obsessed with afghan girls
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zadran genuinely looks really young
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DLF MAXIMUM
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tipping tajikistan to become the next odi powerhouse in the next 7 years
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>>80178840
Where can I bet my life savings on this?
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are afghans seen as white gods by indians
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>>80178840
What are the grey arrows supposed to represent?
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Are Afghans, dare I say it, the ideal Aryan?
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>>80178844
stealth fighters passing overhead into afghanistan
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all you shit skin maggots better watch out
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Elite opening partnership so far
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>>80178848
Scared
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stirlGOD
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Does this guy post in /cric/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbFGZcIRRlo
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50 to Stirling
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>>80178848
me the left
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>>80178787
Kek'd
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Damn that woman on the first ad is a QT
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>>80178865
>>80178867
Literally this
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time for based rashid
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>>80178865
would you save her /cric/?
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i went to school with an afghan girl but she was called Pooneh and she didnt look hot at school now she looks like >>80178865
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>>80178879
You should have been nice to her lad
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiice naaaaaabi
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>>80178881
she had poo in her name what was i meant to do
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>zabardast batting
WTF
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is yash shah, dare i say, a prophet?
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lethal
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>>80178840
uhhhhh its gonna be PNG and nepal
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>>80178909
Literally Slurm
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a ginseng is a carrot with arms?
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What's the big guy on the mic saying?
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remember when isis tried to get a team into the icc world cup? just shows you the types of people that cricket attracts tbqh
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>>80178918
something about shahzad
>>80178925
t. nation of pedophiles
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>>80178925
Pissoff English teacher
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>>80178925
OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU
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>>80178894
Its a heating rod, plug it in put in the bucket of water to heat.
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>iran will win inshaa Allah
what did he mean by this
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>>80178925
toire wa doko desu ka
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>>80178814
You don't get that sort of Banter in Iran M8.
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>Khatarnak saabit
OMG they dangerous now lads
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>>80178933
interesting
>>80178935
means if god wills it or somethign
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she's back
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test
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>>80178955
kek
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>>80178955
>LIKecOcKKk
KEK
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actually laughing
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>>80178966
Took me by surprise (the name, not cock)
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who speed weed
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rashids googly is very hard to pick
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who dis don in the youtube comments typing out the result of each ball?
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>>80178955
keep it
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one more time
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yash shah DEFINITELY not a casual
>>
OUT
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Collapse incoming
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good bye dear bro porterbro
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MIGHT go to the cafe for lunch and have a bacon egg and sausage sandwich
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This has been a sterling innings from Stirling

He will have some currency in test cricket
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>>80179023
Black pudding is unironically great in a bacon and egg sandwich if you can get it.
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Any of you ever watched baseball? Their batters don't even bother sprinting to next base, they lazily jog and sometimes get close outs they could have made if they had a bit of urgency.
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>>80179032
Did you pack your SPF400 when you flew into Australia mate?
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>>80179023
make it yourself
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>>80179048
I'm not English????
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>>80178301
the educated indian is more uncivilized than the educated paki
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Nathan Lyon is Australia's leading wicket taker in 2017 so far.

I GUARANTEE you cannot name number 2 without looking it up
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>>80179052
i am at work
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>>80179053
My mistake, you're the only person outside of fucking england that likes black pudding.

I was thinking about rehashing my sunscreen joke as well, but you're a tripfaggot so literal cancer is a subject you're well versed in.
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https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-akiko-kawabata-s-nipple-lwry1t7/answers/new.html
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>>80178143
>wanking to your own female version
rajib has patrician taste
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>>80179070
Mike Munro.
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>>80179082
Black pudding is great

bacon, eggs, black pudding and rice = elite meal
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yh big fan of black pudding
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storm outside
shan't be walking to the cafe in this
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literally never had black pudding or drunk tea
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>>80179114
t.mohammad akram
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i like black pudding
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>>80179118
Whiter than you kid
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whatever you say mo
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Very progressive mates. Congratulations on the gay thing.
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>>80179144
Thanks mate
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stirling looking solid
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>>80179154
he also looking obese
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watching jingle all the way
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whoa where's that plane going
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too many extras
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>>80179163
To it's destination lad
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PAKISTANIS KEEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OR ELZ WE WILL SEND RAMRAHIM BABA.. HE LL FUK THE ENTIRE PAK
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>>80179180
its*
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>>80179182
YOU ARE THE LOVE CHARRRRGEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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>>80178582
de betsmin hetting
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TERI JAAN
MERI JAAN
RASHID KHAN
RASHID KHAN
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>>80179185
its's
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that was missing off
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>>80179218
tits's
>>
OUT
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OMG ON A HAT TRICK BALL
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UAE pitches make for shit cricket.
>>
Are Niall and Kevin O'Brien related to Derek O'Brien ?
>>
OUT
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>>80179250
Arabs are no good at anything what do you expect
>>
absolute collapse
>>
the absolute state of ireland
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>>80179258
t.brainlet
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>>80179267
you wanna go me huh?
>>
>>80179258
they make good food bro
>>
i would beat the shit out of any of you losers
>>
no u wouldnt
>>
>>80179305
Don't think so m9. I'm a magenta belt in krav maga.
>>
Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs
.
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
.
Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.
.
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
.
Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.
.
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
>>
>>80179305
>Beat shit out your constipated mom
>Get new sibling
>???
>profit
>>
Would you?
>>
i get the feeling have maybe 2 or 3 very good players and the rest are fuckin shit?
>>
tipping them to be al out for 230
>>
>>80179361
What would Rajibul do?
>>
This guy could use a few poynters on how to bat
>>
>>80179405
Is poynters relates to poynting?
>>
>>80179412
are you related to a dirty stinky poo monkey?

oh yeah it's your mum
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>>80179421
No I'm not related to Symonds
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>>80179421
go fuck a kangaroo bogan dickhead
>>
>>80179387
reckon 18 might be too old for him
>>
>>80179433
>Low energy
>Poor use if the word bogan
Definitely not Australian

>>80179447
I'd like to know what he thinks of Jayden
>>
>>80179426
t. Harbhajan Singh
>>
250 is enough at Sharjah IMHO
>>
Love random English language cricket terms thrown in with sand monkey language gibberish
>>
craving some ginseng energy
>>
love chinks
hate niggers
>>
>>80179484
>>80178772
DAS WAICIST
>>
https://youtu.be/ECli6Eiq_bU
>>
You cunts better be watching the Apollo 17 livestream - 45 years ago today.
http://apollo17.org/
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>>80179530
Please come down to 2032/2033
>>
>>80179556
is that a jav reference? i dont get it
>>
Love watching the associates

SEETHING that the next wc will only have 10 teams
>>
>>80179562
Postcode
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>>80179542
space isn't real lad
>>
Why does divegrass faggot ball have 32 teams playing and Teadrink fence paddle only have 16 play?
>>
STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM
>>
>>80179597
Because 32 countries don't play cricket at a level where watching it just wouldn't be saddest thing in the world
>>
Watching Dunkirk desu lads.
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>>80179601
You're literally watching the former soviets play the potato munchers on youtube please defend yourself.
>>
reckon india is a bit shit
>>
>>80179616
Rude
>>
>>80179615

Actually I'm not, and they're still borderline teams. If you expand to 32 you'll have teams like >>80178480
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Don't think Afghanistan will chase this total down
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should be 270 minimum
>>
Mohammad Shahzad is back in 6 weeks lads
>>
Nice knock from Dockrell
>>
U S A? More like poo S A haha am I right lads
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no, thankYOU
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>taking the single
should've kept the strike the last 2 balls imho
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>>80179688
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
>>
absolute beaut of an over
>>
Think I've been worked into a finna shoot
>>
>>80179641
Hory shet, is you a wizard?
>>
>dat Afghani music
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVBPDZhbCg

Honestly think i'd be good enough to play
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_at_the_2014_Asian_Games_–_Men

some of these results are funny

>Kuwait 20 (13.2 overs)
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Dubs and the Mujahideen chase it down inside 40.
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>>80179831
Rolling for this Inshallah
>>
POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO
>>
Reminder that Afghanistan was BASED as fuck up until the dirty yanks wanted a piece of the pie after the soviet incursion.
>>
>>80179856
i am sorry mods i didn't mean to make this post and on reflection and i have released it was a bad post to make

please don't ban me and i promise i will only make cricket posts from now on
>>
For me, it's Afghanistan all out for 248
>>
>>80179856
now this is the quality of posts I come to /cric/ for
>>
Afghanistan 209/8 from 50 overs
>>
tell me about the IRA's bowling prospects
>>
Tell me about Scottish Cricket
>>
>>80179908
they're explosive
>>
>>80179916
they lost to png
>>
>>80179873
Funny thing is they couldn't overcome afghan tribesman with all their modern military and weaponry and are now too embarrassed to leave because that will be seen as a defeat for the US troops.
>>
>>80179856
4deep8me
>>
10 days until the Nepal Premier League begins lads
>>
are the gays to blame for the death of that pornstar?
>>
>>80179978
Must have some good scenery
>>
>>80179954
What are you talking about m8?

Pretty sure they won in 2003.
>>
>>80179983
They wouldn't be sending more troops if they had won.
https://web.archive.org/web/20171018193454/http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41314428
>>
>>80179983
Tony Blair on pooicide watch
>>
>>80179978
for me, it's the Colors X-Factors
>>
>>80179979
yes
>>
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Big match between Netherlands and Namibia tomorrow chaps
>>
concerned with the state of English cricket
>>
>>80180052
>>80180052
namibia are cooked
>>
The world cricket league division 2 starts in 2 months
>>
>>80180127
Will put a reminder on my phone
>>
>>80180052
What's the state of Netherlands Cricket right now? They looked solid 10 years ago.
>>
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>>80180027
K U R D
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>>80180140
they just qualified for the world odi league (along with the 12 test teams) so i guess the are the best associate atm

team's full of coopers and saffers tho
>>
>>80180154
Nice one

Will have to do some research on their current team.
>>
can't WAIT to have a gander at this irish attack
>>
>>80179997
https://web.archive.org/web/20171111101543/https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/america-is-relying-too-much-on-military-power-in-afghanistan/2017/08/10/102a565e-7d19-11e7-a669-b400c5c7e1cc_story.html?utm_term=.23f75b9fe0a0
>>
>>80180165
a jest, my smelly friend
>>
Haven't been keeping up with the Big Brainiac League signings in the off season, who has the best squad right now?
>>
t20 > test > odi
>>
>>80180235
INTERESTING viewpoint
>>
>>80180235
''no''
>>
you now remember venugopal rao
>>
you now remember mohammed kaif
>>
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You now remember BASED Lakshmipathy Balaji
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>>80180222
Why do they sign so many English players?

>KP lol

looks like he's aged 20 years last few years 2bh
>>
I feel like Andrew McDonald deserved a better crack at test cricket
>>
>>80180271
I dunno

You would have thought they would try and get some Indians considering a shitload of them live here now and actually like Cricket unlike the English.
>>
lol the chilli body suit episode of nathan for you
>>
you now remember dinesh mongia
>>
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You now remember the BASED turbo manlet Parthiv Patel.
>>
>>80180271
Why has Luke Wright never been given a crack in test cricket?
>>
>>80180316
He's no Tatenda Taibu
>>
>>80180323
for all the obvious reasons
>>
>>80180271
i hate no ''''cricketer''' more than mitchell mcclenaghan
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watching undressed on sbs
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Went 600 over kJs over on Thursday lads, about to kj myself tßh.
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Afghanistan aren't up to the chase here lads
>>
LOVE Roy
for me it's the Sixers
>>
somebody shield me, shield me nowwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>80180362
kek I swear there is always at least one guy with a Toll shirt on at these things.
>>
>>80180362
>144 calories

literally nothing
>>
reminder i campaigned for Roy's inclusion in the ashes squad
>>
bloody well miffed
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>>80180477
New thread lads
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>>80180435
he's too old and he would just go out on the piss again
>>
>>80180490
he's 27
and going out on the piss is what the ashes is about
>>
>>80180485
Pls ignore threads made by irrelevant cunts
>>
>>80180510
it was a silly joke about andrew symonds
>>
>>80180548
sorry
i didnt get it
>>
Good night /cric/
>>
>>80180575
goodnight dear bro
>>
imagine Roy at #6 under the lights for the second innings
would've scored a tonne at least
>>
night /cric/

hoping to wake to news of a successful afghan run chase
>>
>>80180575
>>80180646

G'night lads
>>
>>80180485
yeh ignore
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Settle down Kamar
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don't think afghanistan are up for it lads
>>
Just finished Return of the King.
>>
>>80180848
At least you watched the extended cut judging by the times.
>>
>>80180841
this one is going down to the wire m8
>>
I haven't really warmed to the extended editions. This was my fourth time watching them, but I still feel like the pacing is off. And some of the changes in the delivery of certain lines from the theatrical versions isn't very good.
>>
>>80180899
Only time I saw the theatricals was when I was a lil kid watching them at the cinema.

Legitimately only ever watched extendeds since.
>>
Giving ireland test status was a mistake
>>
>>80180908
same bro
also just has a really nice memory of my mum taking me to see return of the king at cineworld
>>
enjoyed that afghan military advert
very insightful
>>
Dunkirk was alright desu lads
>>
>>80180938
i fell asleep a few times during it desu was still good tho
>>
i'll kill myself if afghanistan don't win
>>
don't know how to feel about the ashes now desu
>>
Stanikzai is a punk. not a fan.
>>
IT'S
>>
JUST
>>
NOT
>>
CRICKET
>>
ireland's keeper is a loud mouth
>>
game over, time for bed
>>
>>80181389
>>
>>80181257
all the youthful beauty fades and those are some nice boobs for the moment.
>>
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>>80179091
Sounds more like a recipe for anal catastrophe.
>>
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>>80179997
Pretty sure you're gullible.
>>
>>80179539
this is very good
>>
Bump
>>
fag fag faggy poo bum lolol hehe xD
>>
*pees*




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