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Canucks desu
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>>80174010
>>80174094
>>80174164
>>80174721
>>80176096
>>80177778
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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comfy is just a code word for superior desu
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>>80178030
>Canadians
>On
>My
>Fuckin'
>Yacht
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Anaheim is white
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>>80178063
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>>80178063
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>>80178067
>>80178069
>guaranteed (you)s
You've been bamboozled :^)
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>>80178070
classic beaner
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>>80178069
A white, Jewish, mexican?
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Mexico City expansion when?
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>>80178083
mexico already has 3 teams
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>>80178091
>kangs
Who's the 2nd?
Who's the 3rd?
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>>80178091
probably stolen
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>>80178105
cucks and stors
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>>80178107
Texicans aren't exactly Mexicans and Anaheim is white
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>>80178091
Canada has more than 3 teams, why not Mexico?
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>>80178111
you have to go back
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>>80178117
Back where? Ireland I guess.
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ANAHEIM IS WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>80178115
We already have to export all our players to the states, we don't want to have to do the same for a bunch of Mexican teams too
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>>80178122
>says the aboriginal
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>>80178123
The leagues getting more and more diluted anyway. The only reason most players are Canadian is because that's where hockey started. Now that it getting more popular it's slowly becoming more diverse.
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>>80178132
Almost all American players come from the same state, it'll be at least 10 years before that changes.
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>>80178122
i hear you lot are a bunch of queer lovers now. any truth to that?
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>>80178137
Doesn't change the fact that it's happening. With the downfall of football it'll happen even faster.
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>>80178137
What is that the state of?
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>>80178126
100% Ashkenazi blood

>>80178138
I always was
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Why aren't arenas built like the Gahden anymore?
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>>80178150
Those second and third tiers on the right look great
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>>80178147
State of Hockey, silly.
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>0 cups
>state of hockey
?
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>>80178150
They found better ways to make arenas
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Tell me about hockey in New Brunswick
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>>80178153
Yep. Steeply pitched tiers and close to the ice is just the way to do it.
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MUST
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>>80178174
i don't know fuck all about that place lad, it could fly off into space and i wouldn't hear about it for months
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>>80178174
Basically a meme. People go to watch their local shitty junior B team in their small town barn and get smashed.
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>>80178161
How can the state that's produced 80% of all the US NHL players not won a cup yet. Get your shit together Minnesota.
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Tell me about Hockey in Nanavut
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>>80178185
Do people actually live in Nunavut?
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What state or province would come second to Ontario in hockey state of origin?
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>>80178185
Some Inuit (Arctic abbos) might skate around on a makeshift rink outside their fishing village, but aside from that it doesn't exist
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>>80178190
I think so

>>80178193
Thanks mate
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>>80178191
BC or Alberta, depending on the year.

Then Quebec.

Then "the prairies"

Then the meme-itimes
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Tell me about Hockey in the Northwest Territories
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>>80178199
Same as Nunavut basically, though there might be an actual arena rigpigs and miners play at
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>>80178205
Thanks mate
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Tell me about gold mining in the Yukon
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Tell me about Hockey in the Yukon
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>>80178211
>>80178213
Tell me about both
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How did he not make it to the nhl?
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Tell me about the flying V
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>>80178180
>>80178181
Why is it its own province?
Start a petition to clump all the Maritimes as one province.
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>>80178227
nuck jersey that looked frighteningly similar to one of my junior footy jumpers, only with sleeves.
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>>80178237
Looks good
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>>80178211
There's gold in them thar hills
>>80178213
Best out of any of the territories, has actual hockey system but is still governed by BC Hockey. The Yukon is essentially folded into the British Columbia hockey program
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>>80178232
Acadians basically. Meme half french canadians who thought they were there own thing. New Brunswick is the most french province outside Quebec
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>>80178244
Have any top tier players ever come from any of those three areas I mentioned?
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>>80178227
Flying W a best.
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>>80178248
No Elite players, but a few meme ones. Most notable would be Jordin Tootoo (who wore 22). He came from an Inuit fishing village.

Of course any player who actually wants to make it in hockey moves to somewhere with a developed hockey system. Its not like he spent his youth playing in Nunavut.
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>>80178261
Thanks mate, I was legitimately interested.
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>>80178259
looks more like an X desu
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>>80178265
Always happy to share with my Aussie friends. I appreciated your earnesty in last nights /hoc/ thread
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For me, it's helpful /hoc/
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Why can't they settle on an identity and colour scheme?

nucks branding is a disaster.
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>>80178291
For me, it's second from left.
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1974-75 I think
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>>80178291
the V unis are the best, because they tried to do something different.
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>>80178291
I'll break it down for you.

The Canucks originally had their ideal colour scheme of blue, green and white. Then in the 80s the team was so bad they were looking for any kind of solution that might help them win. So they actually went to a sports psychologist who told them the cold colour scheme and traditional striping were too passive, and if they wore an aggressive colours with a very dynamic design, they would psychologically want to play better. This was based on meme stats like teams in black jerseys committing more penalties on average.

Then the jerseys came out and people were horrified, but they had their first cup run in them so they kept them. But ultimately they were too ridiculous so they started to tone them down.

Then in the 90s they were bought by a company called Orca Bay who brought in new management that wanted the Canucks to go back to looking "west coast" so they brought blue back and gave them a meme orca logo like their company.

Then the Canucks brought back the blue and green uniforms as alternates, and they were so popular they got promoted to second home and away, as opposed to simple "third" jerseys. When reebok took over the league manufacturing contract they offered to redesign every team's uniforms, and Vancouver finally decided to go back to their original colours and traditional striping. Of course the vancouver olympics were coming up though, so they kept the Orca and added 'Vancouver' over the top in the hopes it would sell more jerseys to people looking for souvenirs than if it was just the traditional stick and rink logo.

Now we're just waiting for the orca to be dropped and we'll have come full circle.
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>>80178322
That logo looks like shit.
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>>80178325
Agreed, it ruins an otherwise top 5 uniform, like I said most Vancouver fans hate it and want it to be dropped for the stick--in-rink, johnny canuck or a re-coloured blue and green flying skate logo. People have different preferences over which one they want, but most people hate the orca
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>>80178317
The black one was the best of the vees.
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>bulju benched after one period
Fuck you McLellan I hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
Get my boy Pulju OUT of that FUCKING team
Pulju doesnt deserve any of this. FUCK YOU FINNOPHOBES
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>>80178333
>>80178291

I like the top second from left.
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>>80178333
I wouldn't mind the orca if "VANCOUVER" wan't plastered above it.
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>>80178346
Yeah that's most people's favourite. Thats what most people here want them to go back to. A few people don't like it because they say the logo is "boring" and they want Johnny Canuck. I don't get it, its no more boring than the Habs or Bruins or Laffs or whatever logo, they just have history behind it. Johnny works better as a secondary logo anyway.
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>>80178352
Its just too overdesigned and 90s for me. It doesn't look like an NHL logo, it looks like a Junior C lacrosse logo for a team called the 'Canuxx" that was founded in 1995 and folded after two seasons.
Also it looks obviously copypasted onto the old jersey, because it was.

Plus it completely misrepresents the nickname. It would be like if the New Orleans saints had a gator coiled into an s for there logo because "durr there are alligators in louisiana"
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>>80178291
Spaghetti skate > stick > V > whale
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>>80178356
I don't mind that other one either but yeah I agree.
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>>80178370
I'd agree but its hard to find a recoloured blue and green skate that looks good.
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>>80178322
Thanks la

I think the orca is a decent icon to build around but the current looks fooking shite. Maybe if they came up with a new orca...
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>>80178366
I didn't say it was my favorite of them, I just think the uniforms would look better without the city's name right above the logo. Imagine a team like the Blackhawks or the Avalanche or whatever having their city/state name printed as big as their logo right in the center of their jersey, it would look like trash.

If it were up to me I'd bring back the c in rink design, if only because that logo has history too it. Johnny Canuck isn't a bad design either.
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>>80178394
I think the idea of an orca just doesn't fit. Like I said here
>>80178366
it misrepresents the name.

They should just use the stick or the skate, or if they want a more specific logo use johnny canuck because its speculated that 'Canuck' meant lumberjack before it was slang for Canadian and logging was to BC what steel was to Pittsburgh or oil was to Edmonton.
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>12 GP 1-1-2 -11 3% Shooting

Great trade, dorion.
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>>80178734
>getting matt duchene was a no-brainer
kek
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>rags
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>>80178757
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>>80178734
>/bant/
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>>80178869
Fug off binlan im so tird of ur negativity
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I'm back, had a shower
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>>80178892
Embrace the negativity my friend
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>>80178899
Do you have cool showers or warm showers in Australia?
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>>80178964
Having cool ones lately
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>>80178969
What exactly does head full of zombie mean?
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>>80178980
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=head%20full%20of%20zombie

head full of zombie
You are very intoxicated from a very large quantity of marijuana.
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>>80178986
Do you ever go to brothels or fuck hookers? Whats legal prostitution like?
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Fuck off Matthew.
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>>80178988
Never done that in my life
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I can find someone to fuck for free if I wanted to
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>>80179011
Whats the fun in that?
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>>80179018
More shekels in my pocket?
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>>80179022
Do you ever fear a koala will drop down and rip up your face?
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>>80178964
Had a cool shower this evening.
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>>80179027
Honestly never been close to one in my life
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>>80179035
Have you ever been bitten by a venomous animal?
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>>80179035
Do you frequently check your toliet for snakes and spiders?
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>>80179040
>>80179042
no I live in the middle of Melbourne basically
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These must be very disappointing answers
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>>80178899
>>80179000
>>80179011
>>80179022
>>80179044
>>80179055
dubs trips
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>>80179055
Makes me think Australlia are just as big of pussies as the rest of us tbqh
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>>80179055
A little but honestly I'm more interested in finding out what stereotypes are true and which ones are overblown
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>>80179058
Well yeah probably these memes aren't really true unless you live in the bush or something which like 10% of people do.
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>>80179055
Have you ever seen snow in real life?
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>>80179065
Pretty sure inuits have it tougher than Aussies now.
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>>80179071
Inuits are literal abominable snowmen. They have it tougher than everyone
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>>80179071
Like 80% of Australians live in Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide which really aren't that different these days culturally to a big city in Canada or most western countries apart from the weather tbqh.
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>>80179069
Yes there are a few places you can go snowing in the winter in Australia.
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>>80179081
skiing even
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Make the wings red again

MTWRA
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>>80179084
nty
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I bet they're actually great friend in real life.

And I bet, despite neither of them being Canadian, they are both sad that August Ames has taken her own life.
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>>80179080
Explain bogans. How are they different from rednecks or hosers?
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>>80179098
died before she could take it in the brapper on camera

F
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>>80179103
I don't think there is a difference apart from the vocabulary

Bogans are usually harmless though and are generally nice guys.

Derro = violent drug addicted bogan, now those guys should be avoided.
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>>80179115
Are there problems with particular drugs in Australia? In the prairies theres a big meth problem and lots of issues with opioids in BC
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>>80179113
Gays ruin everything lads.
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>>80179122
There's a huge meth problem here, hospitals have to hire a shitload of security guards to keep the doctors and nurses safe because they are totally off their head on it.
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Will he marry a good Canadian girl who will keep him grounded?

Or will he ruin everything by marrying some American slut who only wants fame?
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>>80175827
Getting rid of Lazar for a 2nd
Getting Condom for a 5th
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Numbers 1-10 ranked

10. 6
9. 3
8. 10
7. 5
6. 2
5. 1
4. 9
3. 4
2. 7
1. 8
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>>80179142
...or man?
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>>80179155
Controversial opinion
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>>80179155
1. 8
2. 2
3. 6
4. 10
5. 4
6. 1
7. 5
8. 9
9. 3
10. 7
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uuuguuu kawaiii ^_____^


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80yigWSXq1M
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>>80179155
>overrated 7 that high

>>80179173
The correct opinion
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>>80179142
Hopefully an American because he leaves Trana.
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>>80179178
>mad
>at the number 7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hkTKOsdi0
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>>80179201
Its a shit number dummy. Also your list makes no sense altogether. Seems like you just randomly picked numbers.
>rating 2 below 4
I mean come on?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmU4hWnjdd0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDsQuGV2Jho
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>>80179216
2 is a garbage number. Name 1 thing good about 2.
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>>80179242
It's not as lonely as 1
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>>80179242
Its the smallest even number.
It is a base for every single even number.
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>>80179252
2 can be as bad 1.
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>>80179253
Terrible reasoning kys
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>Canada's greatest porn star is dead

Press 'F' you sons of bitches. Even europeans.
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>>80179262
its a prime number
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>>80179265
Knowing porn stars is beta as fuck. I just put on a video from the front page of pornhub get it done quick.
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>>80179272
Also terrible reasoning considering you ranked the other 3 Prime numbers in 3 of the 4 last spots. You obviously hate Prime numbers. Stop clutching straws.
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>matt duchene 2 points in 12 games
>kyle turris 12 points in 13 games
>also threw a 1st, 3rd and last year's 1st in the trade
Dorion surely knows what he's doing I mean he was a GM of the year candidate.
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>>80179277
>t. jacked off to August Ames and her perfect tits 100 times

I love you, Finland. But you're not fooling anyone.
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They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.

I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.

-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
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>>80179302
heheheheh he posted it again :DDD
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>>80179277
What videos are hot in Finland according to their site?
Here's canada's
>SisLovesMe - Slutty Stepsis Fucked on Halloween
>Public Bathroom and Highway cumming
>BANGBROS - PAWG Eva Lovia Returns Her Perfect Big Ass to Miami
>Cute Teen Fucking Before the Shower -
Amateur Couple Leolulu
>TUSHY Anal like you've never seen
>Horny
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I would still do August Ames lifeless body tbqh.
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Will August Ames' face turn up on the next generation of canadian dollars?

Can /hoc/ start that petition?
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For me, it's August Ames.
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>named after a month
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>>80179320
Unironically blacked
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>>80179277
The Virgin wanker
>just puts on the first video he comes across
>tries to get it over as quickly as possible
>thinks porn is disgusting but can't stop watching
>low test, has trouble keeping his erection up
>cums only few drops


The Chad Master Masturbator

>spends hours trying to find the perfect video, not satisfied until he does
>his penis has a mind of its own. literally
>knows all the pornstars personally
>edges for hours, finally cums like a volcano
>high quality sperm, sperm banks have wars over his spunk
>dick is left severely bruised after every session, heals in hours anyway
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFR31pyxjSU

>Russians
>Swedes
>Czechs
>Finns
>Slovakians
>Swiss

Please react to this.
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>>80179357
The Ascended Masturbator
>only jacks off to non-lewd pictures of his waifu
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I only jack off to pictures tbqh
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>>80179380
*frats*
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my duck wont defrost fucking hell. bought it yesterday frozen and popped it overnight in the fridge but it was still frozen in the morning so now i took it out of the fridge and put it on the counter but six hours later it is still frozen. what the shit is going on
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>>80179391
*farts in frat*
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>>80179393
Put it in the sink with cold water
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>>80179393
It's still three weeks until Christmas. Be calm, Switzerland.
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>Finland wins, Sweden in the bin.
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>Still no EHM roster update for this season
Yrjö is getting upset
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>>80179419
i want to make duck rillettes
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Do finns even masturbate?
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>>80179463
Just did.
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>>80179468
Proof?
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>>80179468
What did you do it to?
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>>80179454
Give it 36 hours.

The duck will be defrosted by then, and you won't have to live in a nation filled with blacks and browns.
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>>80179468
Did you masturbate to August Ames?
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Just woke up
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>>80179499
>>80179499
Have you taken care of that morning wood by masturbating yet?
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>>80179499
>just woke up
>a fucking leaf
>your nation's most famous citizen (August Ames) is dead

React to this, Leafs.
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>>80178340
he wasn't benched he was replace by leon and got sent down to the 3rd line in the 3rd period
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>>80179470
>>80179474
>>80179482
fags
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>>80179523
hot
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>>80179531
No i mean you people are fags for wanting to know about my jerk offing
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Finns and Swedes, please react to this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf4xxV0e0-4
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>>80179538
No need to be ashamed /hoc/ is gay friendly
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>>80179511
She wasn't hot and our most famous whore is still Pamela Anderson
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>>80179538
Virgin
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>>80179543
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>>80179543
>laffs
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>>80179569
>literally just said i ejaculated
>someone still calls me a virgin
Okey dokey
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>>80179584
I dont believe you
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>>80179543
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Alright I'm back
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Why the FUCK is Edmonton still allowed to be a team?

They have the next best player in the world and who knows how many top 3 picks, and yet they are 3rd worst in the league contending for another 1st overall.
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>>80179642
What the h*ck is in the tapwater in Edmonton? Mindboggling
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>>80179642
would it make sense money-wise to intentionally keep tanking to get high picks and feed the talent to the rest of the league?
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Occasional reminder that Australia rightfully deserve the 32nd franchise.
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Canadian teams dont need to be good. Westerners and Ontario/Quebec are all dumb as shit and actually pay to to see losing teams, so they owners get paid no matter what
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Stamkos to be desu
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>>80179687
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>>80179568
her tits were real and amazing, her face left something to be desired
but she was a porn star not a model
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>>80179696
is he still running that gig on fiver?
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>Knowing the name of pornstars
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>>80179667
>talent
They seem to ruin high picks more than develop them
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>>80179734
>not knowing the name of your mother
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>>80179755
Rude and uncalled for
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>>80179755
rekt em
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>>80179755
Aussies btfo
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me on damage control
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>>80179755
Wtf i love brazil now
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>>80179755
top huebants
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Will Montreal vs Calgary be a good game to watch?
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>>80179926
No you tard
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>>80179929
Thanks
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>>80179642
They need a real goalie
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>>80179937
>implying any goalie would survive more than 1 season with McLellen playing them 75 games behind edmontons D
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>>80179302
Fuck off I like rick Nash he was my captain for 5 years
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>>80179955
There is a reason why the jackets are so good with the worst faceoff in the NHL and worst power play
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>>80179975
>liking dick rash
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>>80179975
How did that go mate?
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>>80179986
>so good
at the regular season?
who the fuck cares
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>>80179988
Very well he is the bluejackets best all time played
Also met the guy at his own house and played guitar hero with him
He was a real nice guy
He have me a hockey stick and a puck both signed
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>>80179986
Bobrovksy has played the same amount of games as Talbot despite talbot being injured for a week and a half. Goalie fatigue is a real thing
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>>80180009
That’s literally because the bluejackets have a solid backup and he played 8 straight games
Talbots is garbage
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Please watch our league
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>>80180031
>finn
>good goalie
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>>80180038
whats in it for me
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>>80180048
>good
I said solid not good you are stupid
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>>80180038
what happens in northern Australia?
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>>80180058
They eat kangaroo tails up there
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>>80180057
>solid

Solid means good you moron. Korpisalo on Edmontons D would have worse stats that Broissot or however its spelt
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>>80180058
Desert, rainforest and aboriginals.
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>>80180050
Top tier Hockey to watch at a different time of the day.
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>>80180038
>brave
fuck teams named after intangible things
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>>80180111
Shit name for a shit city
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>>80180079
>solid means good
Where the fuck did that come from? The fact that the Edmonton defense was solid last year? You fucking retard solid means you are average, being good means you are good dumbass
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>>80180111
t. leafs fan
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>>80180128
is it autism?
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>>80180128
>primal autistic rage over a word

Lol
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>>80180133
my favorite team is Tappara
which is both tangible and manly as fuck
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>>80180146
A fucking axe
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>>80180146
>not pelicans
Pleb
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>>80180146
What do you think about the deck arena?
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>>80180213
needs more Kanada-malja banners tbqh
gotta seperate >ourselves from those Turun Palloseura dogs
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>>80180109
>top tier
doubt.jpg
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>>80180038
>that one asshole organisation in Perth forcing everyone to travel that far every now and then
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It's Pearl Harbor day, don't forget to slap a jap
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>>80180350
Nook the gook
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>>80180334
Probably uses half of the budget for these teams having the travel there.
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>>80180334
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#EnslaveFinns
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>>80180416
e l i t e
l
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>>80180427
Chad sniper v.s virgin playmaker
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>Leafs scored only 2 goals in 2 games

Thoughts?
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>>80180468
Except they both have the same goals per game
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>>80180480
Connor pls
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>>80180542
I get that you only have your grade 9 but its simple math
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>>80180480
>Being cucked into assisting on another mans goal
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>>80180569
Do maths have an explanation as to why only one of them is smiling?
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>>80180630
Autism
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Freddie literally won that game for >us
The sudden lack of offense is starting to get a little worrying; Matthews still recovering from his injury?
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>>80180644
from both i assume
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Reminder that if /yourteams/ captain doesnt have severe autism, you will never win a cup
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>>80180623
we can go a layer deeper
>being so cucked you only assist the assistant to the goal scorer
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>>80180671
But oilers have the most autistic captain in the league and they are not even making to the playoffs.
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>>80180038
For me, it's the nzihl
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crikki
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>>80180680
>have the most autistic captain

Not even top 2

1. Crosby
2. Toews
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>>80179937
>devan dubnyk
For
>elite sniper pulju + a second round pick
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>>80180698
umm think again honey
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>>80180671
Wild confirmed
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>>80180701
dubnyk is trash and was already run out of edmonton once
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>>80180708
>his life doesnt revolve around a number

He cant even compete
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>>80180009
ok kid
https://www.hockey-reference.com/players/b/brodema01.html
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>>80180712
Trust he he's good now, that deal would totally fleece >us
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>>80180708
his cock must be enormous judging by those skis
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Post husbandos
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>>80180725
>a trap babby with 2 literal GOATs on D

Alright lil guy.
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>>80180569
Calm down and go watch your animes Connor
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Even strength goals are reddit
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>>80180756
I’m 6’4” with size 12 feet and my penis is tiny. Doesn’t mean shit unfortunately.
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Pls post more anime
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>>80180803
my stats are the same but my dick is gigantic
connor would be high test like myself
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Is crosby still the best? Do we give him a pass for his lack of production this season?
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>Sean Avery Says Henrik Lundqvist Is The "Most Well-Endowed Teammate" He Had Ever Seen

>https://twitter.com/GardenFaithful/status/919732378150604800
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>>80180827
His time is over but he's still a #1 centre most nights
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>>80180843
Normal nordic cocks seem huge to mixed americans i'm sure.
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>state of hockey
>zero cups
i dont get it
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>>80180827
wait til the post season shakes out to pass judgement
currently everything can be attributed to the cup hangover
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Leafs are unstopppable :)

Feels like stan lee is already ours :)
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>>80180762
>robbing the cradle
>not robbing the grave
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>>80180827
>Crosbys """"lack"""" of production still puts him at a point per game and top 20 in points

Still the GOAT
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Sabres general? Huge win last night, Eichel showed up big time
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>>80180827
the best overall? yes
the best this season?
pretty sure that's kucherov.
shame. russia was gonna win the gold finally.
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>>80180901
>Kucherov

I think you mean Stamkos
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>>80180879
ill start planning the parade
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>>80180870
>texas is the football state
>pittsburgh has more titles
RMYT
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>>80180843
Sean Avery is the biggest faggot I’ve ever seen.
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>>80180907
This, nothing is stopping stamkos from winning the Hart .
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>>80180935
>texas is a football state
>has more stanley cups than the hockey state
explain this, /hoc/
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>>80180946
Uncle Gary intervention
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>>80180935
i have never once heard texas called the football state
are they even in SEC?
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>>80180946
>new york is a football state
>more baseball titles than anybody
fires those neurons doesn't it
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>>80180957
A&M is.
You've never heard that football is king in Texas? Do you live under a rock or something
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he ded
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>>80180961
>detroit is hockeytown
>actually a hockey city
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>>80180967
i figured it would have been a southern state like alabama since they win and have ridiculous turn out for all things football
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>>80180995
>brand new arena
>nobody shows up
>"""""""""""""hockeytown"""""""""""""""
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>>80181017
That's new since bama started winning
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>>80181041
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>>80181062
>emptyseats.jpg
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>>80181062
wow selling those tickets sure means there's people at the game
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>>80181086
>attendance is sales
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>>80181086
They all get shot after buying a ticket
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>>80181092
exactly, just cuz corporations buy all the tickets doesn't mean people actually go, as i said
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>>80181048
fair enough
im reading an article now that has data putting texas as the best source of football talent across all the states
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>>80181100
>
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>>80181110
yeah they produce by far the most college and pro players
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Who here /topoftheconference/? The Sunbelt is dominating all these "traditional market" teams.
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>canaretards
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>>80181140
all off the back of non-sunbelt talent
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>>80181112
woah
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>>80181170
>"""""""""""""""our game""""""""""""""
>all players leave to win elsewhere
how cucked can one nation be?
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>>80181192
>have to pay other countries to win you cups

Cucked to the max
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>>80181192
yeah having a draft is a terrible system
should just let the laffers have first crack at the new talent every season and let it trickle down from there
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>>80181199
>slaves were the true alphas, their owners were the cucks
lol?
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>>80181213
>overpaying """slaves"""" to take the trophy back to their home country to celebrate

Lol
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>>80181220
>the team name etched on the cup is an american one
wew
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>>80181231
noice
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>>80181231
Be sure to periodically take screencaps to form a timeline and document her degradation.
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>>80181224
>the cup spends most of its time in canada
>americans literally worship the chad canadians and buy their merch
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>>80181231
Make sure to keep a blog detailing ur thoughts on each video. We're counting on your autism leaf
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>>80181255
and yet the local fans will never see their canadian team win, stuck having to cheer for individuals like dirty yuroscrubs
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What did they mean by this?
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>>80181303
Montreal is finally getting a team
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>>80181303
O M A H A
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>>80181303
sens to baltimore confirmed
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>>80181348
cringe
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>>80181348
do we know anyone from Antigonish that would have already tore up that pussy
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This is your left winger tonight
Say something nice about him
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>>80181231
>as I slowly watch her deteriorate from a cute small town slut, to a soulless hollywood megawhore
You could just watch your moms homevideos if you want to see that.
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>>80181417
BEE
TEE
EFF
OH
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>>80181417
FINLAAAAAANNNNNNN
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>>80181417
ohshitnigga.jpeg
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>>80181391
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>>80181417
im liking this trend of absolutely obliterating fools today
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>>80181417
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>>80181455
oh shit
the walrus definitely treated her like a helpless seal
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>>80178174
i think the closest rink is in union county
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>>80181391
Of course shed be from antigonish. Vapid whores are always from that university party town
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>>80178174
Basically the autistic lovechild of nova scotia and quebec

T. Hal
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quebec on suicide watch
>>
Gaybeck Shitty BTFO once again
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>horvat out for 6 weeks
rip canucks
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>>80181545
>>80181540
FROGS BTFO
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>>80181417
gottem
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>>80181566
NOOOOOOO
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>>80181566
Kipper on seppuku watch
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>>80181580
it just means hank is the 1c again since gagner cant do shit. typical canucks though, they get fucked by injuries to the point where they start an ahl team like last season
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>>80181581
I think she already did it
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so a texan just bought the hurricanes? I thought the only carolina fan in existence said they weren't going to move
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>>80181604
the article on sportsnet suggested gagner would center for boeser
i pray green doesnt actually do this
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>>80181639
They aren't going to move, you know a guy from Vancouver owns the Stars right?
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>>80181639
Are you retarded? This further solidifies the fact that they're not going to move.
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>>80181657
>>80181661
>if it aint broke dont fix i-
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>>80181656
no other choice, can't split up the sedins with eriksson and sutter is still injured too. gagner is going to actually have to start trying again, dude got 60 points last season but cant seem to do much this season
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>>80181680
She seems so happy
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>>80181690
>frog damage control
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>>80181680
wew
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>>80181680
i'm so desensitized from porn that this doesnt even do anything for me
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>>80181680
>this is the face of depression

Truely comes out of nowhere
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>>80181680
her very next scene could have been up the dumper
why did the good lord cut her life short before her true calling
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>>80181690
The sale has always been about Karmanos' kids not wanting to take over the team when he dies and him looking for someone to take their place. Your chart only shows that the fanbase is smart enough not to pay for a shitty product and reward failure.

You'd better get back to shitposting about Arizona moving.
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>>80181680
mainstream porn is so shit
who watches this garbage
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>>80181776
they havent had a quality product on the ice since 2009
your theory doesnt add up when you consider their peak attendance was smack in the middle of a eight (8) season playoff drought
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>>80181417
holy fuck
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>watching porn
ISHYGDDT
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>>80181811
nope, i've watched too much porn so all i can get off to is anal. i avoid porn all together now, all i fap to is pictures of chicks, mostly amateur
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Funny how everyone on /hoc/ is 6'4 and has a 10 inch dick, especially leafs. Really makes me think.
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>>80181886
A daily jerk since puberty has really fucked up my sex drive. Real life women can never match the expectations porn has set for me.
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>>80181811
>>80181811
God damn sex is gross
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>>80181889
fite me you fat fuck
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>>80181913
you gotta stop watching porn. i'm only trying to fap once a week as well, but it's fucking hard. so far i'm on day 4 without nutting
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>>80181809
It's not about making the playoffs, just having actual promise for the future to be better. Progress is worth rewarding even if the wins aren't there. They need a meme trade for Tavares imo.
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>>80181707
;_;
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>>80181913
Fapping isn't the issue. The constant visual/audio exposure is what's fucking you up. Pulling from memory is healthier.
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>>80181886
I've watched porn daily for years (and haven't been able to quit) and I still don't like watching anal
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>/hoc/ is a bunch of degenerates
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>>80181981
>on 4chan
i bet you get mad at anime too
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>>80181930
>shit product
>top attendance
>promising product
>attendance still in the dumpster
keep digging
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>mad
>at degeneracy
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>>80181974
anal is gay to be frank
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>>80181981
no fucking shit sherlock
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>>80181913
>>80181958
This. Do the patrician style of fapping using your imagination.
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>>80181995
They aren't promising and haven't been for several years. Haven't had a strong first line since Semin fell off and they cycle through cheap backup goalies instead of getting a real starter.

Why don't Canadians know shit about hockey?
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>>80181974
probably because you've never been exposed to it, and it's probably better that way since it gets pretty degenerate. i fucked my girlfriend in the ass when we were in highschool and it was pretty cool

either way, stop watching porn. that shit is a virus to the brain
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>>80182009
only if its performed by a same sex couple
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>>80181925
Sorry don't want to face hate crime charges for heeming a fag
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>>80182029
>only if it performed by a different sex couple
ftfy
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>>80182021
why the fuck do you think the fanbase will return then lmao
obviously the attendance problems are going to continue if you cant even consider the current roster as """"promising""""
relocanes WHEN
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>>80181690
Just bring 'em back to Hartford.
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>seattle franchise confirmed
>houston talks going strong
>carolina has a new owner
Damn. Can you burgers stop raping the frogs please?
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>>80182073
>carolina has a new owner
>literally nothing changes because nobody still attends or watches the games
>cycle repeats in a few years
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>>80182073
>seattle franchise confirmed
source me my man
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>>80182050
something is wrong with the internal philosophy tbqh, new ownership should mean some changes start happening

and even with bad attendance they were profitable last year according to Forbes, no need to move
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>>80182073
>Now now anon, why would Canada need another team? You have plenty of teams already
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>>80182045
Unironically this. When you fuck a guy anally, you have no choice to fuck him in the ass, but when you fuck a girl anally, you could have fucked her in the pussy instead. You made the conscious decision to fuck a girl the typical way homosexual men do it instead of having typical straight sex.
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>>80182096
seattle arena was approved for renovation, that means seattle is expected to get an NBA and NHL franchise. of course that doesn't mean expansion as that was never said, a relocation is more than plausible. either the yotes, panthers, canes, or for whatever reason flams will end up in seattle
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>>80182098
lmao this damage control
really looking forward to FREE points off the backs of the houstan hurricanes in the near future
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>>80182145
>quebec SEETHING at facts
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>>80182126
not one word of what you just spouted was confirmation of a xeattle nhl franchise
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>>80182124
that's like saying getting a blowjob is gay because homos can do it too. if you don't wanna stick it in her ass because youre not into then just say so, but trying to jump through hoops by saying it reminds you of homo sex just makes you look like a closeted homosexual tbqh
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APOLOGIZE
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>>80182158
nigger where have you been, it's been talked about all week. houston talks are heating up too, so what we'll most likely see is an expansion in houston and a relocation to seattle in about 2 - 3 years
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>>80182180
*no shows in the 2nd round*
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>>80181924
It really is
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>>80182071
WHY?
>>
Quebec Flames when?
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>>80182199
Houston Flames
Quebec Senators
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>>80182199
After Seattle and Houston get their team.
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>>80182152
are you privy to the internal atmosphere with the hurricanes management? Or are you seriously gloating about 3million dollars of income
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>>80182163
Decent finn
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>>80182182
again securing a renovation for an arena is not confirmation of an nhl franchise
stop spreading misinformation
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>>80182249
it literally is, their shit arena was one of the main points for seattle not getting one in the first place. nhl is expected to make an announcement in the coming weeks
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Just ate the new Timmies sandwich

Rate
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>>80182276
this is softcore by today standards
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>>80182276
Please stop
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>>80182276
Kys
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>>80182282
Did you get it double toasted?
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>>80182163
Miss you bb
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>>80182282
i like their blts but half the time it's like 80% bread. i haven't eaten in timmies in a while now
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>>80182282
>no picture attached
0/5,5 kill yoself dog
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is it reddit to put sour cream in chili?
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>>80182279
when that announcement comes you can claim confirmation
until then you are doing the same as all the xheattle reporters
spouting opinions
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>>80182337
Just being alive is reddit
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>>80182282
I like the Oilers going back to navy blue. Navy and orange is a good look.
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>>80182337
breathing is reddit. guess you might as well stop breathing now
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>>80182239
citing actual information is better than your fanfic that they're in shambles and desperately needing to move, $3mil is comparable to others like Minnesota

Quebec is the new Kansas, meme to threaten but never getting a team
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>>80182311
c'mere you!
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>>80182370
>roastie
holy fucking yuck
>>
Omaha Oxen
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Id love it if someone posted my favourite gook bum
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>being ethnic
lmao why tho
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>>80182398
Jannies would unironically ban you for posting that, but not that.. which the other Canadian is currently posting
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>>80182375
>post actual attendance records of the franchse
>get told that these figures stating the ongoing problems with filling seat is a fanfic
the damage control here is off the charts
you are delusional
this is the last (You) ill be giving
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>>80182370
Reckon some people might be at work and you are ruining their browsing
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What's the source on that last WEBM pls?
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>your favorite player gets injured
what an awful feeling. god damn
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Will he be fired if Chicago loses in the first round again?
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>>80182482
maybe, but the GM is the problem there
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>>80182482
>firing your most successful coach just for the sake of change
i hate this meme
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>>80182476
>Being a Canucks fan
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>>80182313
>goofers
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>>80182482
>implying they get even to wc spot
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>>80182505
miles better than being a laffs fan desu
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>tfw lost my virginity three years ago today
AMA /hoc/
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>>80182482
>chiredd1t
>playoffs
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>>80182504
Coach Q plays stale hockey and doesn't use his players properly anymore. Chicago needs energy and confidence so a coaching change wouldn't be for the sake of change alone.
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>>80182522
Why are you so behind the rest of us?
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>>80182530
didn’t hit puberty until 24, damn thyroid.
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>>80182425
>"filling seats matters more than money earned"
>not fanfic

k
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>>80182546
do you even lift?
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>>80182530
because i needed to use omegle to find a grill
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>>80182440
>browsing 4chan at work
That's not acceptable in civilized societies, regardless of the porn Juuka

>>80182459
PornFidelity - August Ames (Rough Enough) - 27.02.15
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>>80182522
not that important to keep track unless you married her or something
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>>80182522
True story, I lost mine in a hotel room in Calgary
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>>80182528
i just don't buy it. i saw highlights of their game yesterday and the entire team just plays lazy as fuck. one of their goals was from kanes ovechkin tier of lazy defending where he lets a pass get right through him and then barely checks the shooter with some of the laziest stick defending
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>>80182522
congrats
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>>80182522
How much was she
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>>80182522
>not losing your virginity at the age of 17
>>
>porn"star" makes homophobic comments on twitter
>twitter responds to homophobia by calling her out for that garbage
>quite literally "cant hant the bant" and suicides
whats even funnier is watching /r/the_donald and /pol/ actually defending a woman. so just a note to women out there seaching the attention of those pathetic incels. just be a homophobe and they will defend you
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>>80182575
>PornFidelity - August Ames
Thanks senpai. Just found out she died yesterday though. Fuuuuuck do I fap or not?
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@80182551
the mild spent an additonal 21million on wages compares to the hurricanes
comparing their operating incomes and determining that carolina is somehow doing well is asinine
stay delusional
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>>80182610
>homophobic
she didn't wanna fuck a gay pornstar so the same liberals who spout "her body her choice" and "muh consent" bullied the fuck out of her because she didnt want to fuck somebody
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>>80182610
>not wanting AIDS dick in you is homophobic
Found the fag
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>>80182528
They just don't have any kind of defensive talent right now and no depth on offense. Changing the coach isn't going to fix that, but GMs usually do the firing first to distract from their own mistakes.
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>>80182610
>you HAVE to fuck this gay aids ridden fag
retard spotted
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>>80182640
>>80182626
and here you come hiding behind the vale of ignorance. the porn industry REGULARLY TESTS FOR STDS. this is a red herring the health argument because there is NO RISK to her.

gonna be a bigoted piece of shit? youll get called out for it
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>>80182616
>@
Retard
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>>80182609
I lost mine at 15 and got fucking crabs.
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Lost mine at 20 and wish I didnt tbqh.
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>>80182661
sorry finland i refuse to get that retard a proper (You)
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>>80182672
This is why losing it in high school is not that big of a deal, girls don't know how to take care of themselves that young. College is much better. If you go past that you fucked up though.
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>>80182660
>the porn industry REGULARLY TESTS FOR STDS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. Faggot porn industry doesn't test worth shit. Not that it would even matter since it takes weeks for an HIV infection to be seen, every one of them could have HIV before anyone would even notice it.
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>>80182660
You're a moron
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>>80182687
>tfw lost my virginity to a girl with severe daddy issues who probably dated me because no one cared for her
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>>80182518
Thats like having cancer and saying atleast its not AIDS
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>>80182522
>remembering the exact date
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>>80182784
cancer can be cured
unless youre magic johnson aids is not
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>>80182815
>radiation therapy
>cure
Shouldn't expect better from a worst coast faggot
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>>80182836
>chemo is useless you guise
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>>80182815
The cure is suicide chinky
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>>80182836
There are many more options than chemo now. Read the Emperor of All Maladies if you want a in depth look at cancer and the history of treatment.
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>>80178185
It's just a game they sometimes play when they're not getting drunk, raping preteens, or attempting suicide




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