Kanna a CUTE! CUTE!
I like that DC is our new /heem/ guy
*zooms into a title fight*
>>80687822Bullshit. Flyweight is barely above paint drying. Heavyweight is sloppy and they gas but at least there will always be the chance someone gets heemed out of nowhere which all we are all here for anyway. It's the reason alistair makes 800k and ray borg makes 20
this is the thread
honestly i dont have an irrational hate towards flyweight like many of these guys but it is definitely one of the worst divisions along with 205 and hw
w-was Pride really as good as you guys say?
>>80687874Flyweight fighters are abnormally small men. It's like a freakshow in there.
>>80687836Id have sex with Kanna if you know what im saying.
>>80687912it's rizin except the fights actually mattered and there were way more tournaments. Good times.
>>80687912go watch some old pride fights my dude
>>80687810How the fuck?
bruh look at tj wife bruh...
>>80687952She looks good, just a bit aged
>>80687942he defended his belt against the greatest boxer
>>80687842Me too bro. Also DJ bless my man.
>>80687942>conard at #2come on lad everyone knows this list is the biggest joke
>>80687952TJ looks like a teenager and rebecca looks like she is about to start menopause lmao
>>80687952grandmummy give cheesies
>>80687942p4p rankings are a mostly meaningless marketing tool.
>>80687842Based Jones is being given a small ban by USADA. They're already setting it up, with the excuse that it will probably be treated as a first offence, and his other negative tests around the time will also be used as mitigating factors in lowering his suspension. They're desperate to get the undisputed GOAT back fighting asap and there is NO chance he gets more than a 2 year ban.My prediction is he will make Cuckmier cry for the final time before the end of 2018.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVK46mUpmPs
Cerrone used to be a monster
>>80687927She'd submit you my man
>>80688043For sure my guy He’s just not a drawl
>>80687942>Whittaker below Cody*inhales*
>MFW USADA took away Jon Jones from us but left all these obviously roided bums
>Wonderboy's brother is married to Chris Weidman's sister>Paige VanZant dated Cody Garbrandt>Megan Olivi is married to Joseph Benavidez>Ronda Rousey dated Brendan Schaub and then Travis Browne and the two of them fought>Nate Diaz has the same mother as Nick DiazWoah
>>80687942wow the journalists and pundits who make these rankings are absolute spergs
Why did they break up?Is it because Cody isn't a 6'5 Cameroonian man?
>>80688083This is the spammer
>>80688062>the effects if steroids are something that I can see
>>80688091Um... I don’t think so sweetie
>>80687874Don't you at least find DJ entertaining, even if you think he's just beating cans?
My boy Shane burgos is on the main card next ppv. If he manages to beat kattar he definitely deserve a ranked opponent
>>80688064>Brenden shaub did Bryan callers wifeIt’s a small world
>>80688096>you can't tell if someone is on steroids by looking at themFor sure my guy
>ywn spit roast the gym whore after a good training session
>>80688120>>Brenden shaub did Bryan callers wifethis isnt true
>>80688127Picking up girls at a fight gym is difficult unless you're a pro. There's too much competition
>>80688127Paige is a good girl she didnt do nothing
Holy shit guys I think I’m actually gay. I was just watching this Gunnar Nelson fight on FS1 and I then imagined him laying on top of me and I unironically got a little hard. Just thought I’d let you guys know.
mark hunt to start twitch streaming soon
>>80688203What will he play? Demetrious is annoying and plays shit games
>>80688197Ever done bjj?
>>80688203What’s his name on twitch?
>tfw no Dr. Rhonda Patrick gf
>>80688221Nah bro, I’ve only done a little striking. Why?
>>80688247Hunts been a CSboy since the 90s, was the only way he could escape his pysho abusive Dad, have a little empathy
>>80688241U might enjoy it all I'm saying
>>80688239>>80688245>>80688258WHAT’S HIS FUCKING NAME?
>>80688271Won’t they want to beat me up if I get a boner? How common is that?
>>80688291Nah it's pretty normal most of the time they don't even notice. I always like to roll with this thick silver fox dude and he's got no idea why, just thinks I respect his skill lol
>>80688258Is he better than weidman? I wouldn't mind watching hunt rage at cs kiddies
>>80688197mma would the perfect sport for you then. heck if you weight 175ish or so you may even be able to fight at welterweight and realize your fantasy
>>80688327I'd imagine he's better because Weidman so far as I know hasn't been playing as long. Maybe CTE plays a factor? JLB definitely demoted Hunt from a World Elite to a Silver 4. Those fights were brutal.
hunt vs ngannou is the real fightname one better battle
When Sage wins the Austin Fight Night vs Gouti will he finally be ranked?Daily reminder he's UN-DE-FEATED at 155.
>Tony mad at Rogan for wearing Khabib's hatLiterally shook
>>80688366ngannou vs stipengannou vs jdsngannou vs struvengannou vs derrick lewisngannou vs werdum
>>80688366nigannou v novitsky
>>80687874>at least there will always be the chance someone gets heemed out of nowhere which all we are all here for anyway.Why do you watch mma when you obviously enjoy boxing?
>>80688367le 1-3 french bumSage Northcan will be heem'd by anyone with a winning record at lightweight
>>80688318Wh-What’s a silver fox, bro?
>>80688366Why do you want to kill Hunto?
>>80688405I watch both. You don't have to pick a sport
>>80688339I think I’m too small, my guy. Are there any 5’8 welterweights?
>>806884455'9" is the cutoff for manlets. Even girls are this tall these days
>>806884546’1 is the real cutoff, manlet
>Post YFW DJ heems TJ
>>80688454>Even girls are this tall these daysAre you retarded?
Is this the
if Choi gets heemed by meme man then I'm officially done with this semen slurping sport, lads.
Besides Gooby, who is the worst champ?
>internal wheelkicking intensifies
>>80688551can someone edit this into a gif where khabibs head bobs up and down.. asking for a friend thx
>>80688550Curse your hateful soul
>>80688559I'm not sure I agree with your artistic vision.
>>80688559good idea, hvac
So whens mark hunt streaming?
>>80688599motion blur is the best part about these 30fps< webms
>>80688599>Ngannou hits faster than most flyweights with more power than literally anyone on Earth>heem will claim that stiopic has any answer to this whatsoever
>>80688619>What is wrestling
>>80688628>replying seriously to someone that said he hits faster than flyweights
>>80688421Nobody said to pick one sport. Sounds like you only enjoy stand up though. Why waste time watching ufc when you could be watching kickboxing, muay thai, etc.
>>80688411A hot older guy
>>80688519100% my guy
>Schaub is a commentator for E! during the Golden GlobesLike him or love him, you MUST respect him. The man is k-k-killing the game you can’t deny it.
>>80688671are you serious right now
>>80688633this gif has to be sped up to >>80688666match the regular speed of ngannou
>>80688677100% my man. He broke the news on the Big Brown Breakdown that was just released. The man is conquering the fashion world. Prime time exposure. H8rs in shambles! GADOOSH!
>>80688671Please don’t lie to me
Can someone help a brother out and post the three steaks image with Johny at the table eatin a bunch of steaks
>>80688671I'm a fan but I had to turn off his last breakdown podcast. It was embarrassing listening to someone perform the audio version of swallowing a fighters load (conor).
>>80688693My man, listen to the newest Schaubcast that we were just graced with. https://dfkfj8j276wwv.cloudfront.net/episodes/53584a2e-8359-4d54-a57b-3ab70148f799/a12f73e0ae53d2555d4764b561becbe7b47c232aabf043a5eeb25208863e233591c79046a57dda8438d71c5d73878984bd935f65f8940a341c9b24c5b7376711/BBB60.mp3
Herb Dean is the worst fucking ref ever
>>80688445yeah Rafael Dos Anjos
>>80688689I was literally thinking 5 minutes ago that I don't understand why fags here hate you besides using a tripcode. Filtered for being a dickhead.
>>80688723Kim Winslow existed
>>80688723He's the UFC's inside man.
When can we see more of this in the UFC?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrwKdoiiP6A
>>80688717>long ass url with random letters and numbersNice virus homie
>implying conor wouldn't KO khabib in the first round if the price was right
>>80688754If you don’t use the RSS feed you’re not getting Schaub as fresh as possible my guy. Your loss, wait for YouTube or whatever’s if you want.
>>80688771the only price is right would be the price on conor's head when khabib cuts it off!!!
Schaub also has said that he has big news coming up with Showtime. What could it be guys?
BREAKING: Schaub confirmed Jimmy Smith to the ufc.
Hi, we are the blandest champs of all time.
>>80688830Rogan + Smith = GOAT announcing duo in any sport ever, I'd tell you to prove me wrong but you literally cannot
>>80688839Tito Ortiz literally entered a relationship with the most famous pornstar of all time even though he's rich and tall and could have anyone.What would drive a man to do such a thing?
>>80688854tony romo and al michaels will be GOAT
>>80688867Could you actually imagine that shit? Jesus christ.
>>80688855Lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0QDyPFYi9sIf he dies he dies
>>80688854there the same person pretty much, whats the point
>>80688855Never underestimate the reach and power of pornography and its effects on the human mind.
>>80687912Pride sold out an arena with 90k attendance. That's the same as Klischko vs Joshua
How is it possible to lose to Dan Kelly, then follow that up with a loss to Sam Alvey?Also, to do this as a former UFC Champion who beat some of the greatest ever LHW fighters
I've returned. New trip, recovered most of my /heem/ folder thanks to the archives (thank you Leaf, thank you Amerimutt who directed me to the archives and gave me the idea) and now I back, es normal.
>>80688877It would be hilarious lol
>>80689063Wtf, it's not working?
>>80689023Error: You must wait 1 minute 21 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
>>80687912Imagine Rizin but everything is bigger and better.I can't even imagine what it was like to witness this shit in person.https://youtu.be/mlCWzmJxlcs?t=1m
>>80689095>when the Pride theme starts
Anybody know the walkout song for Joe Son in this video? https://youtu.be/5h3DvJqO7No
>Shael no hespeck nuteeng
How did pride die? Mismanagement? UFC getting more shekels behind it?
>>80689194It turned out Pride was connected to the Yakuza.
>>80689194I am pretty sure there is documentary on it somewherehttps://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/12/25/1219520/the-top-mma-stories-of-the-decadethe funniest thing was the threads on sherdog before UFC bought pride people in the denial phase it was going under
>>80689194A journalist exposed their Yakuza connections, the catalyst of which was having armed men threaten a promoter who had booked Fedor for a date that conflicted with Pride's schedule. The journalist was found dead in an apparent suicide in a Filipino hotel room a few years later.
>>80689126The japanese still pop for the Pride themehttps://youtu.be/Jdc7j_g8nbA?t=9m14s
>>80689237I should add that the expose cost them their major national television deal and meaninful sponsorships (so basically, their major revenue streams) and that's how it led to their death.
Id heem everyone itt, every single one of you fat sad fucks
>>80687942>Whittaker beats to elite boogeyman in Romero and Jacare >Cyborg above him Lol
i have an iron chin ngannou couldnt even wobble me
>falling for the p4p memeStop posting about this nonsense, srsly. I can't actually do anything to stop you but surely we can mutually agree that it is a detriment to the general
>>80687912It was creme de la creme. Loose weight classes and rules so the fighters can represent better they discipline and compete vs other martial arts. It was about the fighters. It was about honor, discipline, respect, courage, humility etc.Fight cards where stacked af.The fighters had movie star status. People who went to see the events where from young kids to old farts. No one was going BOOOOO like retard. Even when Cuck Liddell came from rival promoter to fight Rampage one of the crowd favorites from 50k people not a single BOOO because they respect anyone willing to fight. It was good because martial arts are in Japan culture and history they look at this sport in a different way. Also it help that Japs can make literally anything to look bigger than life. Pride FC lay the road for modern mma. At that time ufc was bunch of faggots with no gloves or regulation punching each other in the dicks.
>>80689303what about nigganou picking up demetrious johnson and then hurling him at you?
>>80687942>TJ back to being #6 when he got booted off for """"""""losing""""""""" to Dominick
no gloves > gloves dont reply to me unless you agree
>>80689410>had to fight two killer brazilians in order to get a title shot again after dropping a controversial split decisionHe had every right to be pissed.
>>80689419t. rogaineFighters do not want it.
>>80689402id heem that midget midair
>Cruz won the decision, TJ won the fight
>>80689445>>80689419the worst part is that joe himself pointed out how hard it is to throw a punch without gloves because of no stabilization and it hurts and then asks why fighters have gloves. Does he want people to fight once a year because they keep fucking up their hands?
>>80688619>Barboza literally kicks faster than most lightweights punch>Nurmagomedovfags think he has an answer for thisso lmao
>>80688628Having that cunt sprawl on you would be a nightmare, and Reem had no luck in the clinch. Ngannou seems ridiculously strong.
>>80689419The old UFC with no gloves was so barbaric. Still member how one nigga was smashing his opponent head between his knee and elbow the guy was out on the second hit but he hit him like 10 more times raw before big John stop it. 110% brain damage also pretty sure you can go to jail for something like that in today world
Oh for sure my guy Edson "heemed by a featherweight" Barboza is a perfect analogy for Ngannou and literally undefeated Khabib is just a lw Russian Stipe 100%
Post your P4P list
Is he faking his injury until he cycles off?
>>806895921. Jon Jones2. Demetrious Johnson3. Daniel Cormier4. Yoel Romero 5. TJ Dillashaw 6. Tony Ferguson7. Conor McGregor8. Jose Aldo 9. Stipe Miocic10. Tyron Woodley11. Cody Garbrandt12. Max Holloway13. Cain Velasquez14. Dominick Cruz15. Stephen Thompson
Now that the dust has settled......was Anderson Silva a can?
>>80689619>4. Yoel Romero*inhales*
>>80689641ur a can
>>80689641Yes canderson loses to anyone that doesn't play le chin leading shoulder punches game
When will he pop?
>>80689641if anderson was a can wtf was bisping
>>80689646Need an inhaler there amerifat?
>>80689693Pretty soon if he keeps yelling like that!
>>80689693Pop your cherry?
>>80689508joe doesnt really thing through his arguments
Best divisions in order:1. Welterweight2. Lightweight3. Middleweight4. Heavyweight5. Bantamweight6. Featherweight7. Light Heavyweight 8. Flyweight
>>80689725We did this last thread, shit list btw
>>80689725>BW above FW
>>80689725why do you have welter over light?
>>80689619How is Holloway above Garbrandt?How is Aldo above Woodley?I could probably go on nitpicking but these two stand out to me, apart from the laughable inclusion of Yoel.
Future weight divisions125135145155165175185195205215225HW
>>80689619what the actual fuck is this list? heem yourself.
>>80689725>8. Flyweight>8.lanklet detected
>>80689769>3 title fights a card minimum
>>80689768Cody is the best striker in mma history he got caught against tj doesnt happen again
>>80689766>Tyron, RDA, Colby, Darren, Jorge, Perry, JoubanHow could it not be?>>80689755Call the Janitor on me then
>>80689795>Joubant. Karyn Bryant
UFC will institute cruiser weight in 2018 probably
>>80689768i meant how *isn't* holloway above Garbrandt.Honestly Holloway is criminally underrated. On a huge winning streak, absolutely dismantled Aldo twice in a row, almost never looks in danger.He's easily top 5 p4p currently.
are there actually people in this thread who enjoy watching 5'3" """""""men""""""" who aren't even strong enough to knock each other out?
>>80689725>heavyweight at number 4>literally no new contenders other than nigganou and volkovheem yourself
170 needs to be split into 165/175, and 165 would be the GOAT division
>>80689824Our boy J-Will
>>80689810do NOT insult my waifu
>>80689829>splitting one of the best divisions upThe reason LW and WW are better than most divisions is because of the amount of people in them.People can't win one fight and ask for title shot
>>80689769no way 215 happens imo
>>80689824why are new contenders important?Werdum, Velasquez and Hunt are all old as fuck but they still entertain more than top level fights in other divisions.
>>80689821Uh Lineker has heem'd plenty of guys my dude
sup lads im just waiting for them to 400lb+ weight class in the ufc to show off my potential keep an eye out for me
https://youtu.be/e1528NypvXQ?t=6m6s>Are you going to fight the winner of Conor/Eddie?The reason why conor hasn't come back is because they are waiting for Khabib to either win the title or get the #1 contender over Ferguson.
>>80689820>>806897681. Jon Jones2. Demetrious Johnson3. Daniel Cormier4. Max Holloway5. TJ Dillashaw 6. Tony Ferguson6. Khabib Nurmagomedov8. Stipe Miocic9. Conor McGregor10. Rob Whittaker11. Jose Aldo12. Cody Garbrandt13. Yoel Romero14. Dominick Cruz15. Stephen Thompson
>>80689766Also not to mention:We now have Khabib's brothercousin in Welterweight.It is STACKED.Only thing that's missing is Rory. </3
>>80689843165 would be litty, trust me
>>80689860Because the division is largely stagnant and lifeless. Why do you think Nigganou was fast tracked to a title shot? All those guys you mentioned are legends but are past their prime it seems and the division needs new blood.
*shoots you with my gun*Guess your MMA didn't help you this time, huh?
How many natural 265ers are there in the UFC?
>>80689769>185>195>205>215>225this would be shitThe gap is bigger the further up you go to establish quality.Most fighters are around 145-175 which is why those divisions are so stacked.They have to make the gaps bigger the further up you go because the talent pool is more shallow.
>>806898761. Jon Jones2. Demetrious Johnson3. Daniel Cormier4. Max Holloway5. TJ Dillashaw 6. Tony Ferguson6. Khabib Nurmagomedov8. Stipe Miocic9. Conor McGregor10. Rob Whittaker11. Tyron Woodley12. Cody Garbrandt13. Yoel Romero14. Dominick Cruz15. Stephen Thompson
>>80689882I thought his brothercousin was smaller than himHe's WW? That's great
>>80689876>Wonderboy @ 15>No TyroneWhat did you mean by this?
>>80689619>>80689876Jon Jones isn't in the UFC anymore. It's bizarre that you would list him and not GSP - who is in the UFC.
>>80689725Heavyweight should be lower. Bantam and Feather are both alright; HW is either a lucky KO in the first or 15 minutes of fat guys breathing heavily.
>>80689949FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TEST.
>>80688740what is that costume of?
>>80689920He's got multiple brother/cousins.The guy who just got signed, Abubakar Nurmagomedov, is a welterweight. https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/65871-abubakr-nurmagomedovThe guy you're probably talking about is Omar Nurmagomedov. https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/134206-omar-nurmagomedov
>>80689975i meant the character, is it disney or something?
>>806895921. Jon Jones 2. Daniel Cormier3. Demetrious Johnson4. Robert Whittaker5. Max Holloway6. Stipe Miocic7. Conor McGregor8. Tony Ferguson9. TJ Dillashaw10. Tyron Woodley11. Khabib Nurmagomedov12. Georges St-Pierre13. Rafael Dos Anjos14. Cody Garbrandt15. Francis Ngannou
>>80689945wow my CTE must be flaring up
>>80689985that's the little mermaid
Could Mayweather’s stance be successful in MMA?
>>80689985that's from the lion king
It sickens me posting around anon's that have never watched pride.
>>80690002the philly shell will never work in mma. begging to be head kicked from the dominant leg
>>80689989>13. Rafael Dos AnjosBASED NipFinally someone other than me recognises his greatness
>>80689999thanks, that was my MK ultra trigger i just needed to read it. i am set free and now understand jesus christ is the way the truth and the light, ur quads confirm this Praise kek
>>80690002>instinctively turn your back in the clinchI think he'd be in for a rough time my dude.
>>80690027the state of your childhoodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA
>>80690002>could bending over ass out turning your back to someone work in mmaoh thats peaches for sure homeboy
>>80689989Interdasting. I would replace RDA with Wonderboy, but pretty good list. Why put Mcgregor above Ferguson though?
>>80689989>13. Rafael Dos AnjosWhere's Yoel?
>>80690046>Trying to wrestling in a boxing matchFor sure Cannor knew what he was doing my man clinching is legal in boxing 100%
>>80690026>Fucked up by Alvarez>Great
>>80690059roid shop>>80690047Interchangable really, can't say I put too much thought into the list. If only we could see that fight between them though
>>80690076>Fucked up by extreme weight cutftfy
>>80690070If Yoel isn't in your p4p list you're a casual
>>80689063work on those filenames my guy
>>80690088he is he's just in the 400s next to carla esparza
>>80688440>mfw I've done thisfun as hell
>>80690076And GSP lost to Matt Serra.And Silva lost to Weidman.And DJ lost to Cruz.And Conor lost to Nate. And Tony lost to Johnson.RDA fucked up Saffiedine, he fucked up Magny and then he 5-0'd Lawler despite being the underdog. His greatness goes underappreciated. 170lbs fits him like a glove as >>80690086 proves.
>>80690117>And Silva lost to Weidman.not a good example. He never recovered
>>80690117>And Silva lost to Weidman.Wow cheeky
1. Jon Jones2. Demetrious Johnson3. Daniel Cormier4. Tyrone Woodley5. Stipe Miocic6. Max Holloway7. TJ Dillashaw8. Tony Ferguson9. Khabib Nurmagomedov10. Robert Whittaker11. Conor McGregor12. Cody Garbrandt13. Jose Aldo14. Yoel Romero15. Stephen Thompson
>>80690106How's California Callum? Tell your dad to man up and fight Yoel
>>80690152Again, Jon Jones is no longer part of the UFC.You may as well have Royce Gracie up there.
>>80690167you mean rickson the goat
>>80690167Oh for sure my dude the UFC isn't working as we speak to find and exploit some loophole in order to bring him back and have him heem poor ol good guy DC a third time and make the tub of lard cry again.
>>80690153why would you want your fellow countryman to get shit on three times in a row
Jonjones is the greatest human athlete of all timeBrock LeSNORE does not have a chance in heck against Jonjones.
>>80690117>And GSP lost to Matt Serra.GSP slipped on water in the cage and got fucked over, not to be blamed on his lack of skill. He avenged his loss.>And Silva lost to Weidman.Silva literally let himself get KO’d, had absolutely nothing to do with skill and everything to do with cockiness.>And DJ lost to Cruz.Cruz is the better fighter.>And Conor lost to Nate. LMAO fuck off.>And Tony lost to Johnson.Are we seriously going to pretend that Tony is one of the GOAT right now?>RDA fucked up Saffiedine, he fucked up Magny and then he 5-0'd Lawler despite being the underdog. >He fucked up cans, that proves his greatness!>Muh bad weight cut!Fine, what about Tibau, Tony, and Khabib?
>>80690201it's not shit Bisping has to worry about, it's the elbows
1. Jon Jones2. Demetrious Johnson3. Daniel Cormier4. Francis Ngannou5. Yoel Romero6. Tyron Woodley7. Kevin Lee8. Alistair Overeem9. John Dodson10. Santiago Ponzinibbio 11. Edson Barboza12. Derrick Lewis13. J-Will 14. Mike Perry15. Neil Magny
>>80690221I like this list
>>80690221No women? Ugh... come on man.
>>80690195Why would they make Jones fight a former champion? We all know DC is getting heemed in a few weeks.
>>80690152>Conor under KhabibTry again
>>80690221>Mike PerryUmmmm, excuse me? This is very problematic...
>>80690221STOP POSTING JON FUCKING JONES YOU RETARDS JONES COCKSUCKERS MUST DIEDC IS THE CHAMP, DC ALWAYS WAS THE REAL CHAMP, DC IS *REALLY* UNDEFEATED.HE'S NATTY, HE'S LOVEABLE, HE'S BETTER P4P.FUCK JONESUCKJONES
>>80690241>9-0 in the UFC>Goobs lost to Nate
>>80690265this is the spammer
>>80690261Jonathan Dwight Jones is the GOAT
Maybe last test for tonight, let's fucking hope it works, boys.
>>80690274Conor has won 2 belts and beat Aldo, Alvarez, Mendes, Diaz, and Holloway. Khabib beat...Barboza I guess?
>>80690300spainbro you like DC.Tell the Bones cocksuckers to stop
1. Robert Whittaker2. Anderson Silva3. Khabib Nurmagomedov4. Max Holloway5. Rose Namajunas6. Stipe Miocic7. Jose Aldo8. Tony Ferguson9. Conor McGregor10. Daniel Cormier11. Stephen Thompson12. Rafael Dos Anjos13. Tj Dillashaw14. Jimmie Rivera15. Brian Ortega
>>80690302RDA who some people here unironically have on their p4p listsHe lost to Diaz.
>>80690300what are you trying to do? i never used a name or trip
Is Demi /ourgirl/?
Kevin Lee and Gaethje have sort of been calling each other outThat fight will probably get made
>>80690321>5. Rose Namajunas
>>80690346She's a nightmare match-up for Cyborg my man
>>80690346nah shes Luke's
>>80690356hopefully they heem each other
>>80690356Gaethje is a dream match up for most of the top 5 Guaranteed 50k and and spicy banger
>>80687912It gave us Anime Overeem
>>80690346Girls who are fight fans are trouble.>>80690369she ditched him for some lellator can topkek
>There are """"people""""" posting on heem right now who haven't watched all 4 seasons of THE REEM
>>80690324RDA is a meme. See >>80690214>He lost to Diaz. In a fight that he took on short notice against a bigger guy in a weight class he had never fought at before. Also, he avenged that loss.
>>80690356Whoever loses that fight is fucked
>>80690369despite his chad looks Luke is so off the charts autistic it stunned me when I found out he got her
>>80690401>topkekis winter the new summer?
>>80690411>he avenged that loss.
>>80690446>haha watch me use this finnish imageboard meme guys
>>80690307They can suck my fat chode for all I care. >>80690316Check the archives, wasn't me. Kys. >>80690336Tryina post with a trip and see if it works. If it does, I'll never post without it again because I'm making copies of it to my emails and shit.
>>80690441>>80690453Wow, epic arguments. I am truly BTFO now.
>>80690490>using costanza in the year 2011+7who is your favorite bantamweight my man?
>>80690504>watch this two second gif to prove my point
Almost feel disrespected when people post shitty quality fight gifs on /heem/
>>80690504There's no excuse to losing to a 19-11 can my manTony is 10-1 at LW in the UFCKhabib is 9-0 at LW in the UFCMcgregor is 1-1 against a LW in the UFC
>>80690494Uh, what exactly is the problem bro? It looks like the trips are working just fine. Btw, if it really is you, I’m glad big daddy /heem/ is back, it wasn’t the same without you.
>spainsperg is back to get shadowrealm'd againahahaha
>implying spainsperg isnt also scatbro
>mfw anons on the rizin payroll start spamming renahttps://youtu.be/LR4XNqrqxrU
>>80690526I’m not using the gif to prove my argument, but rather to supplement it. Besides, you didn’t provide a counter argument anyways, so how about you shut the fuck up?>There's no excuse to losing to a 19-11 can my manYeah there is, I just listed them. Explain why they’re invalid excuses.>Mcgregor is 1-1 against a LW in the UFCFirst of all, this isn’t even true. He beat Diaz and Alvarez, that’s 2-1. Secondly, we’re talking about P4P rankings.
Let's do a survey /heem/, who do you like more?Conor or KhabibWoodley or RDARomero or BispingDC or JonesStipe or NgannouDJ or TJWonderboy or Colby/Good or EvilDarren Till or Mike PerrySage or PaigeSilva or Sonnen
>>80690614>so how about you shut the fuck up?
>>80690633Once again, good argument
>>80690621LhabibWoodleyBispingJonesNgannouDJWonderboyPerrySageBOTH (Reason I started following MMA closely)
>>80690621KhabibRDARomeroJonesNgannouTJWonderboyMike PerryBoth garbage but if forced to pick ill take the chimpAnderson
>>80690627Tony is 10-1 at LW in the UFCKhabib is 9-0 at LW in the UFCMcgregor is 2-1 at LW in the UFCWho do you think is the real champ?
Are there only like 3 people in the thread right now?
>>806906682/10.See me after class.>>806906742/10. Disappointing.
>>80690693theres 3 bongs alone
>>80690685We’re talking about P4P rankings. Why are you even bringing up Ferguson right now? We’re talking about Khabib and Conor. I agree that Ferguson should be above Conor.
>>80690693i got every here DQ'd for nut shots, they're just having downtime
>>80690695HOW BOUT U GO AN FUCK OFF MY POST THEN U PEICE OF SHIT U THINK i NEED A STUPID FUCKWITT LIKE U TELLING ME ABOUT WHICH UFC FIGHTERS WHO THE FUCK ARE U TAKE YOUR WORTHLESS GRADE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>80690621conorwoodleyromerodcngannoutjcolbytillpaigethere are like 50 silvas who are you talking about
>>80690747WOAH DUDE CHILL OUT DUDE JUST CHILL OUT MAN
>>80690779>there are like 50 silvas who are you talking about
how about Magny vs Lawler
>>80690812you missed out romero/bisping
>>806908400 rivalry, on opposite ends of the division, absolutely no contestI don't think you get how this game works
>>80690823there are two silvas that shael had a feud with alone
>>80690840Magny heems him
>>80690621KhabibTy <3RomeroJonesNgannouDJWonderboyTillSageLiterally anyone over Sonnen, that guy is triple-distilled cringe
>>80690823He's right, is he talking about Anderson or Candylei?
>>80690850#8 vs #4, both have wins over conduit, both got tooled by RDA, I think it makes sense for them to fight next
Cruz or Faber?
>>80690871Both based but faber
>>80690852>>80690867He's not right.Chael's main feud was one of the biggest and the best feuds of all time.Of course it was all for show but when I attribute the Silva name to Chael - the CORRECT one should come to your mind without hesitation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8TkxIU0lIk
>>80690867I CAN’T LET YOU GET CLOSE
>>80690614You seem like the worst
>>80690868The bong is a known WWEfag who cares more about drama than fights, best not to even (You) him
>>8069089Recency effect is real. Also I never hear anyone call anderson, Silva
>>80690871Urijah had 4 title shots and squandered them all.It breaks my heart.Then there's Cruz with his broken arm.Why do Bantamweights just disappoint?
>>80690894I’m sorry you feel that way. What exactly did I do wrong?
>>80690897I don't care MORE about drama I just KNOW that drama ADDS to fights.I guess I'm wrong though.Oh what's that?Jones vs DC was the biggest PPV of 2017?Oh I'm sure that's a coincidence.Like how the biggest shittalker in the UFC is also the biggest star.No doubt everyone is dumb but you though my friend.No doubt indeed.
>>80690915>Barely beat marijuana man who has lost like 10 times
>>80690920>Jones vs DC was the biggest PPV of 2017no it wasnt m8
>>80690932oh shit 217 overtook it.Whatever, 2nd then.Besides Bisping shittalked more than anyone this year so my point still stands.
>>80690915Your replies all make you sound like a bitter person who isn’t happy with progress in life so far and wants to keep others down.I suggest you avoid going to threads or anywhere where discussion is expected and reevaluate your life.
holy fuck boys i just went and checked the 2017 ppv buy numbers because of the argument these two autists are having and my FUCK was this an awful year. no cards sold more than 1m. only two cards did more than 500k. UFC 215 only did A HUNDRED THOUSAND BUYS.the absolute state of this semen slurping company.
This manlet could heem your favorite fighter
>>80690621KhabibWoodley Romero Like them both equally Ngannou DJWonderboy TillSageNeither
>>80690993I wouldn't be surprised if 219 does like 95k buys or something hilarious
>>80691004100k seems to the absolute floor of ppv buys. Even with midgets headlining and all female fighters
>>80690993>UFC 215 only did A HUNDRED THOUSAND BUYS.Justifiably as well.Nunes/Shev was the worst title fight I've ever seen.
>>80690959It seems like you’re projecting honestly. There’s no way you could have logically concluded any of that from me discussing MMA. I feel like you’re just trying to rev me because you can’t actually argue any of my points. I doubt it’s going to work though, just a forewarning.
>>80691004one of the worst ppv cards of this past year. wmma was a mistake
>>80690993Wtf 217 didn’t break a mil?
>>80690993>UFC in 2004 outperformed 215
>>80690974Ah yes, when all else fails, and when you realize you’ve backed yourself into a corner, call the other person a spammer. Very clever of you indeed.
>>80691059youre based bro dont take it as an insult
>>80691049thats nice uncle Dana, don't you have to go bang Cynthia or something?
Truly the GOAT
>>80691041literally the last time a UFC ppv sold worse than 215 was 2005.
>thinking Gooby's popularity comes solely or even mostly from his trash talkIt's mostly his finishing ability, this is how I know you only care about drama and don't pay attention to the fights. Keep sperging out to try and convince everyone otherwise though
>>80691078cyborg is a DRAW she shattered fs1 records for september for a wmma fight
>yfw fedor vs chale in the heavyweight grand prix finale
@80691097Well according to your theory the quiet non-trash talking Ngannou should hit at least 800k PPVs because of how hard he punches.We'll see if you're proven right sweetie.
2017 has been the best year in the history of the UFC, stop being stupid everyone. .This post brought to you by BRIGHT©. Available on Netflix™ now!
>>80691083this is what dana meant by defending his title
>>80691109she also got paid 500kThere must be something to her
>>80691125it had some great fights i have to admitif you were just a fight fan you enjoyed the year
>>80691083The true reason why Dana will never strip Conor
>>80691131shes got some leverage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VqGQCYiODo
>>80691111all these ufc fucks
legit can't believe 215 was sold as a pay per view>split decision wmma fight>RDA flushing Magny>midget fight>literal who LHW fight>Stephens fighting the ghost of Melendez100,000 people paid good money to watch that shit
>>80691111This is literally the least likely outcome
>>80691163It's because Tito is her manager. People talk shit about tito but one thing that never happened to Tito is you never heard him complaining about his paydays
>>80691190>>Stephens fighting the ghost of Melendezthat shit was pretty fun thoughWith those legkicks it was like he was fighting a crippleHilarious
>>80691190i paid for seats....
Who is your least disliked female fighter?
>>80690621KhabibRDABispingJonesI like them equallyDJWonderboyPerrySageSonnen
>>806902211. Dj2. Max3. Tony4. Tj5. Stipe6. Dc7. Tyron8. Whittaker9. Khabib10. Gussttafson11. Yoel12. Frankie13. Usman14. Nunes15. Cyborg
When does Nunes move up to challenge Cyborg?
>>80691257never. desu I think she'll sit on the belt all year just to spite Dana, don't really blame her tbqh
>>80690997> Tf robbie my main boy
>>80691257Honestly think Nunes can taker her
>>80691281I think she could gain 5 pounds of muscle and ko her, she has the reach advantage
>>80691163Nobody can beat her so they have to suck it up and keep her away from Coker. There may be quite a few fighters going to Bellator on long losing streaks in the next year
>>80691257>>80691281>>80691306has cyborg ever been wobbled?no she hasn't fucking idiots
If you could see any fighter get gadooshed by your boy, who would you choose?
>>80691382jon "she told me she was a supplement" jones
>>80691321Nunes will kill Cyroid
>>80691382>blew not one but two (2) chances for the belt>got meme'd by Rumble>genuinely believes he is entitled to another championship fightGustafshit should never get another top 5 opponent tbqh
>>80691426cyborg would stop nunes despite her man chin
who is the biggest failure in UFC history?other than Luke Rockhold
>>80691440losing to rumble at LHW is no shame. It's the phil davis fight that you need to get on him about
When do you guys think the meme that the UFC is the organization with the most talent will end?
>>80691440leave my boy alone he beat jones who was roiding at the time
>>80691458if rory gets defeated then you can pretty much say top 5 guys in the ufc can't cut it in supposedly second string org's
>>80688038Next fight, I hope DC bumps coke and fucks him in front of the world, just to wipe that smirk off of that cunt's face.
>>80691473Bellator's female divisions, LHW division, and possibly MW division are all already better than the UFC's. If WW gets added to the mix then the only thing the UFC will have going for it anymore are the constant "super"fights.
>>80691546lightweight is pretty good as well
>>80691450Conor McGregor, because he exposed not only himself but the UFC and MMA as a whole.
>>80691450TUF - Andy WangComing from another org hyped up as the next big thing - Cro CopPure Hype that went absolutely no where - Brandon VeraOne trick wonder - Gabriel GonzagaFailed before it even began - CM PUNK
>>80691583[bicycle horn noise]
>>80690261Juiceman Needs to be tied up by his feet from trees.
>>80691450rhonda lol but I guess she got rich
>>80691452>2010Even Cyborg got meme'd into tapping once in her early days
>>80691673it's phil fucking davisKing of the gatekeepers
>>80690633- grabs you by the throat -Heh, nothing personal kiddo- explodes your with the force of 1,000 Suns -
>>80691083khabib could bring these numbers if he wasnt always fucking injured
NOW IM ABOUT TO BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>80691842>those t-rex arms
Sorry Tony, but McGregor vs Khabib in Russia is the fight to make.
>>80691860>what's a jab to a god?
>>80691896>inb4 Tony tosses a lawsuit at the UFC for it and the company goes under
>>80691904ummm no sweetie the UFC isn't obligated to do shit for Tony
>>80691943And that's why so many people are associating the UFC with WWE.
Anyone know how old TJ's wife is?
>>8069205847 yeah bit of a milf
>>80692058shes unironically 33
>>80690504He only fought him once, retard
For sure McGregor needing 2 tries to barely be the 11th person to beat Nate Diaz is a real feather in his cap.
>>80692263also submission > majority decision
>>80690862>Literally anyone over Sonnen, that guy is triple-distilled cringeKindly leave heem.com and never come back.
They’re gonna make Ngannou’s fight with Reem the free fight on Youtube for 220 aren’t they? I feel really bad for Reem
Post Diaz getting BTFO
>>80690621conorrdaromerodcstipeTJColby (memes)Perry (memes)sagesonnen
>>80692325reddit is that way my guy
>catching up on Rizin>Juju has an 8 inch height advantagelmao i love rizin so much
>>80692429and that other chick only weighed in at 117? wtf
>>80692429The womanlet almost won if i recall correctlyAre there any other notable fights with a huge height difference aside from Hunt vs Struve and Giant Silva vs the jap?
>>80692443yeah that chick is a natural atomweight. this shit is so stupid. Juju is basically beating up a slightly large baby
>>80692336They might make Stipe's fight the one with Reem, too
>>80692456>The womanlet almost won if i recall correctlyHAHAHAHAHAH Juju is caught in this sloppy short legged triangle
>>80692460100% It's the best fight Stipe's got
>>80692488I looked her up and this is literally her first pro fight. She only had 3 fights in amateur too. Jap matchmaking is hilarious I bet they just randomly selected her to be a can
>>80692458They picked her because she has a DQ win over Auclair in the amateurs. Rena and Reina beat up cans at first too, but like them she will eventually get tossed into the deep end of the pool, probably against Rin
>>80692145You sure about that homie? This is weak bait my man.
Is he still a hot prospect?
You now remember Michael 'The Count' Bisping.
Casuals are beginning to turn McGregor. Can he possibly JUST himself harder than Ronda if he gets beat by both Ferguson and Khabib?
>>80692616Oh yeah. Isn't he that guy that got slept by two welterweights in less than a month?
>>80692616How could I ever forget the MW GOAT?
>>80692626just losing his title will get him justed
>>80692616how could I forget his elite striking abilities
>>80692627Which welterweight will Bisping fight next? Will he go for Woodley?
>>80692626He's already JUSTed himself. He doesn't even need to lose to both of them, a single loss is all it'll take.
>>80692644he will never fight woodley. Even GSP was smart enough to fight woodley. Look at what happened against hendo while hendo was a billion years old
>>80692616Who? Isn’t he that analyst guy from FS1?
>>80692626Why would he lose to both?If one of them beats him, he'll fight Diaz for the third time then retire after losing to GSP for the middleweight interim. Or the other way round.
>>80692660>Middleweight interimNigga are you high right now?
>>80692679No, just drinking. Middleweight, welterweight, they're all the fucking same.
>>80692660Conor vs GSP for interim women’s flyweight title
>>80688060What in the world
>>80692643>the chin has to be tucked buddehSeen image and remembered him saying this
>>80692771Damn, actually made me a little nostalgic. Bisping-posting was pretty funny tbqh.
real new>>80692832real new>>80692832real new>>80692832real new>>80692832
Who would win, prime mark hunt or Maui from Moana?