Olympic 2018 Webm thread.
wtf is OAR?
>>81492065Olympic Athletes from Russia
>>81492095What is it with Celestials and surgical masks?
>>81492211who knows. Asian tourists wear them here too
>>81492484Who are they against? OAR?
>>81492581Officially Assigned Russian (at birth)
>>81492581>>81492605Sorry. I meant originally assigned Russian.
>>81492095That's not like my animes at all
>>81492630>>81492605OAR is for "Olympic Athlete from Russia". its because of all the doping theyve been accused of. this is Russia's punishment.
>>81492095me in the red coat
>>81492211>>81492095They are just very respectful of other people, they don't want to get others sick/be shamed for doing so.
I hate Korea now
>>81492037hahahahahahaha what is this shit flinging sport?
>>81492534Winter Marble Olympics looking comfy af.
>>81493673Actually, most people who wear masks don't want to catch sickness.
>>81492362people don't understand how dangerous curling can be
>>81495198Actually, that's the common misconception. It's actually to stop others from being sick. At least in Asia
>>81494924so pissed about this
>>81492534They were supposed to have banned drones over the competitors following the Marcel Hirscher incident...
>>81492122>>81492154"he" is a tranny right?
>>81495263Jesus that shot is kino as fuck
>>81492063needs a reverse camera angle desu
>>81492332>>81492299>>81492225>>81492037Fuck, I never knew this sport could be so aesthetic and enjoyable to watch. This is a new feel.
>>81495038People in glass houses etc.Your country has a professional hand-holding league
>>81508223A true Astronaut
>>81492063the people that compete in this, and similar events, are incredible.
>>81492095korean chicks always hide their faces. have been since the days of major esports. too kawaii i guess
>>81495038That was actually a fucking sick shot. you just don't know why.
>>81507916IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>81511672>>81511618>>81511560>snowboarders in charge of carrying speed
>>81492211>>81492362It's a germs thing, marketers convinced them that it'll protect people from colds and coughs. Apparently tourists wearing them caused trouble in Britain once, people thought they were suspect.
>>81512442What did the Finn mean by this?
>>81494924Koreans are cheaters, sorry man.
>>81512647He (she) misses her refugees.
>>81512442truly an insane people
>>81512237The way he looks at the American's feet before falling almost makes me think he tried to do that on purpose.
>>81508086>just fuck my shit up
>>81513806My catholic waifurina
>>81513752that's fucking sublime. maybe i should start watching figure skating
>>81492037really only taking 2 out still sweet throw
>>81513563this makes me nervous
>>81492225are they making it curve at the end somehow
>>81511461that run was shit tbf
>>81516004why do you think they sweep?
>>81508223>sniping the gold medal at the last second
>>81512783reminder that this guy is a literal amateur who only does this for fun
>>81512124KEK i knew women couldn't handle hockey
>>81492211dont listen to the casualsasian women wear the mask because they are too lazy to wear makeup, this is the majority reason why it is done throughout asiadont fall for the idiotic germs reason, that is only why it was initially introduced (bird flu)
>>81519690Makes perfect sense.Thank you for redpilling me.
>>81512124It's a conspiracy. She was just the fallman.
>>81520082one who would pun would pick a pocket
>>81508223>>81508304i hate how the us are always OP in olympic games.
>>81521061Check the medal statistics frenchbro.
>>81512160Has North Korea declared this an act of war yet?
>>81512783They way it loops makes it seem like it keeps happening over and over
>>81492225she's even hotter in black!
>>81492037>>81492037>>81492037someone please explain what's going on herei have no idea what she didalso, what is the goal of the game?
>>81526429you get points for the number of stones you have inside your opponents best stone within the rings. So you want to have the most stones closest to the centre. While the top two were not necessarily in scoring position they acted as guards, or blocks, that would impede future shots. she removed both of those while also taking out the red stone that was in scoring position, with one shot without hitting her own yellow in the rings
>>81526429the goal of the game is winning
>>81527503>your whole life has been leading up to this moment
>>81512783don't you risk having your calfs cut up by the sled if you put them under too much
>>81519607>>81519668Th-theyre virgins right?
>>81513682She has a nice butt
>>81512580Actually it's the other way around. People who have a cold use it in order not to infect thepeople around them. There also are masks imbued with some sort of solution that prevent your throat to dry and stuff like that
The reason eveyrone is wearing masks and not shaking hands is because a stomach bug is going around the olympic village.
Not a webm since I wanted commentary too, but here's Red winning US gold: https://streamable.com/kl7lxI think Streamable's being a bit slow right now though.
>>81528548honestly it's about time /sp/ should be allowed sound webms
>>81528548How big is this video?Loads like shit for me.
>>81528779learn to read
>>81528854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN8cobMoMIIFound it on youtube before it loaded.
>>81524202Fuck that was close.Impossible to call without modern technology.
>>81528779streamable's just being slow, under heavy load
>>81528897That's with shitty NBC commentators, the Streamable is CBC
>>81528897this is cool but its not a sport. also, how do you practice for this? do they build identical courses all over the world?
>>81508223such a hard trick, absolute last chance, landing it perfect, the deep satisfaction of nailing a trick like that, and then immediate realisation you've more than likely won the gold.can you even imagine how fucking good that must have felt?
>>81515973lmao losing to a wall
>>81521242Tfw no Yugoslavia
speed skating is fun again
>>81521242Stolt over vårt lille land.
>>81529675would pic related work here?
>>81529167>CBCI heard they were really salty when he won gold.
>>81529675Fug I wish I watched that live. Instead I stuck with the long ass ski cross.
>>81529810You didn't have fun watching Norwegians blowing everybody else out?
>>81514518if you think that's sublime, you should go watch this girl >>81513806
>>81527899Too bad they're only doing this because all of their families have been threatened.
>>81529804tip of the skate that counts.
>>81529805no, they were really excited and fine
>>81508223So freshSo clean
>>81521347Poor guy can't catch a break
>>81521242How many asthma pipes per medal?
>>81527899>"ask your slaver for a pee break, come to the toilets in 5 minutes and I will help you escape to Finland where we can start a family"Would it work?
>>81529239>the state of Swedistan in 2018
>>81516004you spin the rock, it's like bowling
>>81492452wtf i love yurop now
>>81530652holy crap it looks freezing
>>81527903kim jong personally selected and had sex with every single one of them.
>>81527903>anyone going to the olympics and not getting railed every night
>>81527528that's luge, not skeleton
>>81492452TÜRKIYE ES WHITE
>>81527903You have an Olympic Village full of athletic, beautiful superhumans during their period of peak performance, constantly being told they're the best of the best by everyone, and you think these people aren't fucking like rabbits whenever they have the chance?Everyone fucks everyone during the Olympics. There's people who walk around the village who's sole job is to make sure every athlete has enough condoms.
>>81532018that's only true for the summer olympics. winter olympians are notoriously spergs and losers and don't get laid
>>81495198No, they're not effective for that. It's purely to keep other people from getting sick. If you're coughing and don't have a mask, people will think you're an asshole.
>>81524202>>81529675Do you guys think a strategically timed BRAAAAAPPPP would have given Norway a slight boost in speed to get the win here?
>>81532258Hockey players, snowboarders and skiiers are all Chads and Stacies, though.
>>81512284what round/event of moguls was this?
>>81533889first qualifiers, I think first run
>>81534071have a cbc link?
>>81515973So cool if done on purpose
>>81534137thanks a ton anon
>>81529675Best moment of these olympics so far.
>>81527599is this how they pebble the ice?
>>81529675at least he got third. imagine losing a medal by 0.002 seconds.
>>81538705that bit was pre-recorded. still impressive tho
>>81538705the opening ceremony was 4k HDR kino
>>81538705You shouldn't call Koreans that.
>>81538705incredible that one starcraft player was controlling all those drones
>>81538705There were so many CGI and recorded moments in the opening this was just surreal when they said it wasn't fake.
>>81508404Women's curling is top notch. I mean where else can you get a sport that teaches women to excel in handling a guy's rocks and to sweep
>>81541241for a second i thought i saw CS:GO at 0:09
>>81540863>le cringe meigh meigh xD XD XDkys
>>81492095is it autism?
>>81548361>>81548385>>81548407>>81548431>>81548452keep em comin bro
>>81527899Saw this in person at the Sydney Olympics. Hive mind race.
>>81508136>the chinese girl's waistfugg
Does anyone have any Alina webms?
>>81502090goddamn it why did I laugh as hard as I did
>>81508086in slow motion, you can actually pinpoint his moment of utter despair
>>81516004They brush the ice on one side of the stone's path to rough up the surface so the stone curls that way. They can slow the stone's travel down by brushing across all the ice in it's path. The other side of the broom thing has a kind of squeegee-thing on it which smooths the ice's surface (and thus lets the stone keep its momentum up).Try to imagine someone trying to smooth/rough up the felt on a pool table as their teammate makes their shots.
>>81492037Fiona Apple is an Olympic athlete?
>>81512023This is 100% pure anime irl
>>81527599Why does this guy look like such a bad ass? He's swinging those pebbles looking like he doesn't give a FUCK.
>>81512166Damn, the FootKnife's been pretty brutal this year. Girl fell in the dancing with her fingers spread a few inches ahead of her partner's blade.
>>81512730fuck off, amerimutt
>>81548452whats this trick called
>>81530762Plus, you'll never need to meet your in-laws
>>81492095>that sleeping child next to the guy in redFucking hilarious. This is like one of those pictures where every tiny details is funny and you always discover something new.
chloe's 95.50first placehttps://streamable.com/q1441
>>81492362>>81495479Man, that poor gook's wrist bent the wrong way hardcore when his hand slid on the ice... that's fucked up.
>>81549667alpha as fuck
ebin finnish memers
>>81495038You would know, right?
>>81508660>professional hand holding leagueWhat?
>>81492037So she's some type of refugee?
>>81554537Always knew men aren't needed
>>81532258Vancouver was considered understocked with 100,000 condoms. Your little chink waifu isn't pure, accept it.
>>81557837right >> middle > left
>>81557837thanks ive got a new waifu now
>>81557871yes i agree the one on the right is by far the ugliest
>>81514812This makes me happy
>>81530762Unlikely, every athlete and cheerleader that they sent probably had their entire families stuck into a gulag temporarily as insurance they will return.
>>81557924you must be high if you seriously think right isn't objectivley better looking than left
>>81557871>imagine having taste this shit
>>81557980the right is just a generic (ugly) asian face, the other two are cute af
>>81512074that was a beauty
>>81554537I love how he casually nudges away a rock at the end as if no one would notice.
>>81553985I'm in love
>>81558089the round was over
>>81492225"DO THAT SHIT"
>>81526272>>81526272>>81526296who does she play for?
>>81558194>Canadian safety and infrastructure
>>81557854>100,000 condomsit's ten days, with the athletes being a minority among journalists, staff, training teams
>>81557871objective rating desu senpai
>>81493673>They are just very respectful of other people, they don't want to get others sick/be shamed for doing so.Yes, yes, the well-known legacy of Asians being considerate --wut??!Have you considered that it's because they don't want to catch other people's sicknesses?
>>81495263Ah, Brazil...what memories.
>>81513682THICCCkest olympics ever and i am loving it
>>81558487and that's supposed to be bad?
>>81558546t. Neapolitan shitholer
>>81513563Fuck this shit, had to throw up when this was on
>>81558546I guess Canadians have different standards than Italians and Brazilinos.
>>81558827that's supposed to be good?
>>81558708are you sure?
>>81511775Whats going on here?
>>81511560>that dab at the end
>>81492362Please, for the love of god, SOMEONE add a "YOu ARE DEAD" or "WASTED" effect to this ASAP! Preferably with sound, too.
>>81492581>>81492605>>81492630That's RUSSIAN for you, BITCH.
>>81492211 There's a norovirus outbreak in Korea so everyone's wearing masks as a precaution
>>81559051Held onto the rock past the line, like an idiot
>>81519690I wish the west would adopt it too. I don't always want to shave my beardlet face.
>>81513563thought she was going to go over the edge
>>81521242That's right, we don't need your faggy World Cup.
>>81555552>That last dude is me when 'muriphatrs won gold by overall score in team figure skating
>>81557837>Pure Arian blood
>>81492581russia was banned but some people were allowed to participate
>>81512359Andi Naude sounds like a porn name
>>81495038shuffleboard on ice
>>81559455masks don't help against noro
>>81557837Who got more webms of my waifu Sara Takanashi?
>>81508086I love how his hands go limp lmao
Maybe a weird question but has there ever been a wild animal that ran on an Olympic track and attacked an athlete? I seem to recall that happening during the Sochi olympics but that's probably a false memory.
>>81492581It's the 90s Of A Revolution. After their music career went down the tubes, they all took up winter sports.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvlQgh7aDDA
Didn't a skaters titties pop out or something? Anybody got that one?
>>81563886it's not much, her top slips when she's doing spins, so her hands are holding it on for a bit
>>81558546No, it's supposed to be fucking terrible
>>81494924Wasn't it Koreans who fucked this up at the last Olympics as well?
can we just talk about kim jung's sister? wtf did she come from, she just looks like an evil spy bitch that'll tie you up and fuck you
>tfw only have Sochi 2014 gifs
>>81493237Whata weird sport
>>81565266and of course flags
>>81565446wish I had hq webms of these but the shitposting quality was low 4 years ago>tfw still here
>>81511560>tfw could heem every here
>>81565446>>81565462>>81565479sauce of this?
where is Russian A N I M E
*falls in Russian*
>>81565479if I tilt my head it looks like 3 french flags
>>81550881It's the opposite, sweeping speeds it up by melting the ice, nobody uses the other side, don't make shit up
>>81558827>no tandem kayak with gf
>>81565462>>81565479If I was there I'd be booing. I know it's a dick move but I fucking hate white people
>>81495479BAN CURLING NOW NO MORE WRIST INJURIES AND ARTHRITIC KNEES SLIPPING ON ICE IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK THEY SHOULD BE WEARING HELMETS AND PADS AT THE VERY LEAST
>>81566624>making a mocking of serious injuriesfucking mutts i swear
>>81530652Best run of the day and she had to interrupt it.
>>81564705because that's literally what she is.
>>81495038Pajeet wondering if ice brooms will clean designated streets.
>>81566186I want to protect dat ass.
>>81492122>>81492065Why doesn't it just say RUS for Russia?
>>81527899Those 3 who started clapping early are gonna be sent to some labor camps for sure.
>>81492848Are people actually saying that only Russia is doping and everyone is natty? I don't believe any Asians in strength sports don't dope.
>>81527899do south koreans find this as hideous as we do? they have to, right?
>>81492299dafuq is OAR?
>>81574062Of course other athletes dope, they just didn't get caught like Russia did because one of their scientists ratted them out. "Olympic Athletes from Russia" is just a fucking slap on the wrist anyways and one the IOC only did because everyone else was butthurt. Everyone is corrupt as fuck.
>>81574499Olympic Athletic Refugees
>>81508223Who is this?
>>81574437He didnt have to joust the cameraman
>>81530652steven gerard reincarnated in a walkie talkie?
>>81492095snoozin' on deez hoes
>>81513806god she's perfect
>>81492404wtf are these mole people from subterranean korea?
>>81529675do they cut the medal in half?
>>81575164haha I get it the skeleton is doing skeleton. That's pretty lame actually
>>81559811What's that? It's kind of hard to hear over our national anthem being played at the podium, something you wouldn't know anything about you dope pushing mong fuck
>>81575590thats a long tongue
>>81575590>korean>sluthuh?oh, she's american
>>81559344some 4chan borads, such as /sp/, don't support sound
>>81553726was it autism?
>>81507916>you are now carrying my child>"but how">IT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE DANCE
>>81575768>I AM IWON MAN>WUNNING ON ICE WITH SLED IN HAND
>>81566300Those flags arent white
this is a good thread. please post more of the russian curling girl and the russian figure skater girl. hotties
>>81577030I guess KPOP wasn't all fake after all
>>81577042lel that roll in her hair
>>81577683It's a trend here. Some kpop artist (a kind of expensive escort) made it popular.
>>81512783oh my fuck, he could've literally died holy shit
>>81577042>those pupilsis she wearing contacts or on drugs?
>>81553996Their mannerisms are so cute even if they themselves aren't much to look at.
>>81579666that's rape right there
>>81577087Any serious accidents / deaths yet?
>>81508223>>81508304I miss playing Coolboarders 2001 now
>>81539493Finally they're useful for something
>>81555552I'm pretty sure Ahonen would die if he ever changed his facial expression.
>>81580441>Cool Boarders 2001>Worst game in series>Miss playing itI always knew Brazilshits had worst taste in picking games.Cool Boarders 2 was the pinnacle of the series and Cool Boarders 3 was the last entry that was any good. After 3, series died the fuck out, just to be reborn as SSX later. And then there's also entire separate case of Tricky Sliders existing out there...
>>81529804god i hate monkeys
>>81580938sending so many hotties to the Olympics, great tourist marketing move
>>81577001where'd her tits go?
>>81582063>Cool Boarders 4 doesn't exist You have 0 credibility to me la
>>81527899This will never not look dumb
BASED RUSPOSTER, thanks for all the cool webbum's my guy.
>>81575590>chloe will never be a cosplay slut that post ahegao pics
>>81586098am not russian ok.
>>81575678utter kek my friend, i immediatly thought of this too
>>81508086is he died?
>>81492605Kek ruskies btfo'd
>>81492484someone make her the new girl who laughs at you meme
>>81495038DO THE NEEDFUL AND POO IN THE LOO, RANKATESH!
>>81508223i've actually landed this myself, but i was by myself, and didnt have a camera
>>81574499Olympic Athletes from the Country Formerly Recognized as the Russian Federation.
>>81530652the slow mo just adds to it
>>81575103Man I love this shot.
>>81580938all the brunettes are fire. blondes uninteresting expired roasties.
>>81507916is that Justin Trudeau?
>>81507916>Ballroom Dancing and Cha-Cha in the summer games when?
damn there's a trailer playing for shaun white. dude got fucken wrecked in a crash
>>81565325>bet i could beat you at skiing on mostly flat ground>bet i can shoot a gun better than you while doing it
>>81521242>1.3b people in china>only 6 medalsbetter cull the weak there
>>81513542yea most definitly specially on a turn like that when you can hard stop to shoot your leg out like he did
>>81549043more like brain washed since they were children
>>81594712Think of it like this:The competitors have to shoot both quickly and accurately in what may well be subzero temperatures, while their heart is racing and they're still gasping for breath.They also might not be able to feel their fingers.
>>81557694this sport is trippy af>who can literaly glide in the air better
no webms of the luge death?
>>81591991wow, mongolians are violent
>>81596501Which? I haven't heard anything about one
>>81599813the american girl hit her head at like 100 km/h and was screaming in pain, the worst of the olympics so farit was the final round of luge
>>81572908russia was banned from this olympics. only the athletes who weren't part of the scandal and got separate testing can compete this year, and they can't do it for their country of russia, only for the olympic body. medals don't go toward total russian tally, and the russian flag and anthem are not shown when receiving a medal. btfo idiots
>>81580938what event is this?
>>81559455They're fucking stupid because norovirus is contracted from having shit go into your mouth. Just wash your fucking hands and don't touch your face.
Found a good copy of it, so I made the webm of the luge accident.With sound>>>/wsg/2107288
>>81492063based Finnokoreans and their winter war sports>>81511963seriously, its proabably one of the most challenging ones just mentally and physically
>>81601120She break her ankles?
>>81601179I don't think so, since she was able to walk slowly to the ambulance
>>81601120Multi track drifting
>>81508223NOW THIS IS PODRACING
does anyone have a webm of the polish guy in the luge with no visor?
>>81577042perfectly normal in Korea dbh. it keeps that fringe curl.
>>81600914You can pinpoint the moment that Fin gave up his ghost. 10/10 webm.
>>81555552finns are cute, CUUUUTE!
>>81557837>>81557871left > middle >>>>>>> great leap forward > right
>>81564644>me skiing the greens