What sport would you add to the Olympics? It could be summer or winter. For meMotocross (Only MX1 and 2)Ski jumping mixed teamParachuting
Hunting. Release some wolfs or something in the carefully planned "forest" location and have dudes with bows hunt them. Hard mode is you release bears.
>>81576488This. If a horse is an athlete, a dog is an athlete too.
>>81576449ChessTug of warAnd of course Staring contest
milking cows100m crawllosing weight
I would remove all the X games shit first
bring back lacrosse
>>81576637How do you not slice somebody's hand off in that
>>81576449for summer ekiden ( from high school runners to middle aged runners)It is going to be pretty fun to watch
>>81576449Mountain climbingIt should last for several days with each competitor starting at his/her preferred point of the mountain.First 3 to reach the top get the medals.
>>81576680the same way you don't slice off somebody's hand in ice hockey or short track speed skatingby being careful
>>81576773Isnt that adding from 2020 summer olympic?
>>81576449Mixed Race Intercourse
Horse races but it's just horses with no humans
add trials to the cycling competition desufor winter uhh snowboard trials could be cool if it exists
>>81576449if anything they should take sports ourt of itall the dancing/acrobatics "sports" don't belong. they should have a "judge olympics" where they could host all these hobbies at once
>>81576906>judge olympicsWouldn't that include most sports. Boxing is mostly decided by judges, hockey/football/handball/etc can be easily won/lost with a bribed referee. Even in the death march a bribed referee can take a guy out of the race as a penalty
>>81576982only if you can't differentiate between "judge can influence" and "judge dishes out the final score"
>>81577014Judges do dish out the final score in all martial arts unless there was a KO though. So what, martial arts should all be banned? And does it matter if they influence of dish out the score if they still have the power to swing the final decision in their direction?
>>81576449Floorball so we could have better chance to get some kind of medal in summer olympics
>>81577067Why don't you just learn to play hockey?
Squash mother fucker
>>81576449Tokyo should add Dance Dance Revolution to 2020.
>>81577035so can't differentiate between the two poor little brainlet. i guess mama drank a bit too much vodka when she was pregnant with you
>>81577143I wish there were enough people here who would be interested playing it.One of my fav games in summer olympics :c
>>81576767>>81576804>>81576948>>81577107>>81577146good ideas>>81576773already added to the Tokio games
>>81576637do they have a world cup or grand prix of this or do they only do it on certain occasions?It is pretty fun to watch.
Ice Speedway. It's like cycling in olympics but with engines and no brakes!
Climbing or hiking or maybe snowshoe scramble
>>81576803No sport climbing is in, indoor rock wall climbing.
>>81577197>muh ad hominemImagine literally not having the mental capacity to have an argument on the internet
>>81577308the argument is right there. if you can't discern the difference between different things there not much i can do for you. i can't undrunken your pyanaya mama
>>81577210There is basically just one competitive series sponsored by Red Bull, they tour all around the world.
>reminder the IOC is unironically considering adding dodgeball, pole dancing, poker, and foosball
>>81577459>pole dancingwould those threads even be allowed here? Looks weirdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dA4WQdsCyU
>>81577500well it isn't that badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2-wRT5DuLY
>>81576449MotoGPMotocross is fine too.
>>81577459e-sports are next and you know it. there's so much potential for money in it they won't let this opportunity slip by
>>81577500I guess they think of it like gymnastics or something.
>>81577535>>81577585honestly I don't see how this isn't a olympic sport already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9rXaumSf0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms--tqm3pMg
>The Olympic Charter indicates that in order to be accepted, a sport must be widely practiced by men in at least 75 countries and on four continents and by women in no fewer than 40 countries and on three continents. There's people from more than 75 countries on here. Let's start a sport. Any ideas?
>>81576975Australia would dominate, Asian countries would not stand a chance.
>>81577581I bet the olympics view themselves as "above" video games.
>>81577581there's no way, it'd just be such a fucking joke to have kids sitting on computers playing video games. how would you decide what game is a "sport"?
>>81576449Snow volleyballBandySpeed skating without skates
Folding and throwing paper planes, winner is determined via a point system based on time spend folding and distance covered by the paper plane. >>81577459>pokerall other are legitimate candidates tho
>>81577801Definitely some winter olympians I want to play poker with
>>81577412I am now all in on Team Smugheads. God I would love to see the Olympics add a sport dominated by kids with Aspergers.
>>81577759>Bandythisbut if this >>81577653 applies to the winter olympics i don't know if it'll make the cut.
>>81577801I don't know about the rest of the world but poker actually gets decent tv ratings in the States. If it's like that elsewhere I could see them giving it a test run.
>>81577877>Poker players enter drug testing pool>All fail for amphetamines
>>81577972>tfw no olympics for goofy sports
Ice horse dancing
Eukonkanto aka wife carrying
>>81577157>DDR lol is it 2006?
>>81577653I'm not sure if I believe that 75 countries widely practice curling...
>>81576449>Motocrossare there any other olympic sports that involve machines?
>>81578265Swimming, it involved Michael Phelps ;)
Kin ball It's kind of like a 3 team volley ball with a giant ball and no nethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eK7TXu-Bcc
>>81578265Archery? Shooting? Cycling?
>>81576449Skating long jump. Off a ramp, go for distance, have to land on feet.
>>81576449Inline speed skatinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORXwIZ3ce4
>>81578959>Suck a dick you slovenian virginThe Olympics require that the sport be practiced in at least 75 countries on 4 continents and I feel like that is only practiced in one country.
110 m wrestling
>>81576449potato sack racing
>>81576449Ice climbing for winter olympics and sport climbing for summer olympics (might actually happen in 2020), so that slovenia would have guaranteed medals.
squash for summertelemark for winter e-sport for the special olympics
>>81576804Car isn't an athleteDriver isn't an athlete
>>81580488>>81580488f1 drivers are more athlete than fucking curling
>>81576449ChessSkateboardingWhy are these not Olympic sports?
>>81577210it is getting more popular, with competitors from many countries. and they are trying to set up an international federation to govern the sport. (first step to becoming an Olympic sport is, you have to have a international governing body)
>>81581883skateboarding is in for 2020
For the Summer games:Starcraft 2League of Legends Dota2Overwatch
They also need to reimplement tug of war.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ3A-TPnoo
>>81582513If they ever make e-"""""sports""""" olympic they're going to develop their own games, not use established ones.
>>81576449All summer combat sports on ice
>>81582903Is golf a “””””””””sport””””””””””? If golf is a real sport (and an Olympic sport too), I don’t see why esports aren’t a real sport.
>>81582513Best played inside during the cold and dark months.Those are winter sports.
>>81583664Summer games are way bigger than the Winter games, and I think we can all agree eSports are the future over tSports, so they belong in the Sunmer Games.
Cricket and Rollerblading disciplines for summerIce Cross for winterI could also envision a kind of mass freestyle skating race held upon a vast frozen body of water, though the course would have to be artificial with little depth below the ice for safety's sake.and for total meme sports, maybe throwing disciplines like darts, knives and tomahawks for the summer and snowshoe tundra marathon for the winter
>>81576488do doggos get medals too or just a treat?
>>81576508fuck lol i was thinking about this same idea this morning
>>81587450the horses in equestrian don't get medals
Y O U CRAB COCKU M U R O U T
>>81576449let's add minus 8 speed skating events
how about fucking. you can havecouples fuckinggay couples fuckinggangbangsmixed couples fucking (blacked)
>>81576637This for winter and MMA for summer please
>>81577862This requirement is valid only for Summer Olympics
>>81588745MMA is too bloody for the Olympics.Olympic boxing is a babby version of real boxing.
>>81576508Or even better, hunt each other. Surviving team gets the medal
>>81588614Why americans love Counter Strike so bad?
>>81582513>Overwatch>Not Counter-StrikeOpinion discarded.
>>81583237golf at least involves a physical component. it's very difficult to accurately and consistently drive a golf ball hundreds of yards, and it requires years of physical training to get to an international level. i think a big problem with e-sports at the olympics is that videogames come in and out of fashion. what would that look like? just rotating games every four years as needed?
>>81589670CS will go the way of quake, it's just a matter of time.
>>81580488Whoa there medalet let's cool it on the gatekeeping of who's an athlete.
>>81590277What about tactical paint balling? And we use real landscape and each country puts forth one spec ops squad.
>>81576672This is the correct answer.
>>81581624Maybe the cars are.
>>81590434Thought of that after. Could work too but I want laser tag.
>>81576449A coin drinking game. You'd have these huge fucking alcoholic dudes stumbling around to the table and flipping coins into glasses and the last person not to throw up or be unconscious wins the gold.It would last for hours and hours and it would be fucking glorious.Seriously though: skateboarding half-pipe, skateboarding freestyle and skateboarding game of SKATE.Also dodgeball.Downhill Wingsuit racingStarcraftReal life rocket leaguetug of warchessninjaTeam Snow Shoveling raceKaratéFree for all King of the Hill on a humongus snow mound.Snowball fight (teams of five, 10 minutes to build a fort around your flag, the first team to knock down the opponent flag with a well placed snowball wins)Obstacle course (different courses every olympics)MMABlowjob competition (Couples compete against each other, the woman performs a blowjob on the opposing male contestant and the first one to ejaculate loses)A "biggest splash" competition that parralels 3 metre diving but the one who wins is the one who sends water the highest.Waterboarding competition. How long can you be waterboarded before you die or give up? You are strapped to the table and as soon as you drop a pencil placed in your hand, you are released.Darts8-ball and SnookerStrong man comeptition eventsGladiator fights to the death
I would like to add ice skating to the summer olympics.
>>81590434>each country puts forth one spec ops squad.I am okay with this
>>81576449Bring back polo, you fucking niggers.>mfw the world is so scared of Argentine players we have to put a handicap ceiling on our national squad players>The three main tournaments of the sport are in ArgentinaIs there any instance of a single country absolutely DOMINATING a sport as Argentina does with polo?
>Summer-Billiards-Chess-Croquet>Winter-Sled dog racing-Shovel racing-Competitive polar plunge
>>81591119America and basketball.
>>81576449Ice Crab Cock. U cum ur out: on skates
>>81576449ROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBINGROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBINGROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBING
>>81591323ROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBINGROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBINGROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBINGROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBINGROCK CLIMBING>ICE CLIMBINGYou could do it with real ice or do simulated ice as they do in existing competition ice climbing. Since they're adding some climbing in the summer olympics, it seems only appropriate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJlpI1s53XU
Counterstrike on fy_iceworld
>>81591534Looks very unappealing to watch. Too slow
>>81591565have them roll barrels off the cliff, makes it more interesting.
>>81578356No engines though
>>81577972Is this a joke?
>>81576587tug of war used to be in the olympicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ3A-TPnoo
>>81577146>Squashwow this looks fun as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOL_M3nw6a4
>>81592020It's in the commonwealth games already.On a related note to that, I'd like to see netball in the olympics, which is also in the commonwealth games.
>>81576449i would add junior sports to the olympics.like max age is 15
>>81592020I looked up the rules and tried to play a game at my gym. It was hard.
The fact that this isn't an Olympic sport is troubling to me.
Sumo would be cool too. It would basically give Japan a free gold but I'd still like to see it.
Turkish wrestling when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw
>>81592122Netball is interesting as a sport where the Men's version is basically a non-entity whilst it's bigger as a sport for women.>>81592166Squash balls barely bounce, you have to properly slap the shit out of it.
>>81592195Most of the top sumo wrestlers are Mongolian now.
>>81592137There's already a Youth Olympics for that.We are hosting this year's edition.DESU I didn't even know this existed until we became hosts.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youth_Olympic_Games
>>81588885already added for Tokyo in 2020.
>>81577217>Those spiked wheelsIt's a paramedics wet dream.
>>81577217Goddamn why are nords always trying to kill themselves.
>>81576449Snowboarding gymnastics. They start by going down a hill (SLOWLY, but not /too/ slowly) and have to do tricks on these rings and areas, i.e. a ring goes around a jump and they can either go off the jump or grab onto the ring and do that thing gymnasts do with the bars and then launch themselves off of it and do a few turns in the air for maximum style points. Pic related is what I'm thinking of. Kind of like an obstacle course but you can't just get through the obstacles to win, you have to do unique, stylish shit with them and utilize the objects however you see fit. And there's always options so each run is a bit different.
>>81576587 Good list. All that's missing is darts.
boxing doesnt need to be in the summer olympics anyways.
>>81576449add back the armored sprint and pankration to the olympic games
bring back chariot races
WHAT EVER THIS IS https://youtu.be/b0Qm86F8GdQ
>>81576449Skateboard halfpipeBaseball/softball (permanently)
>>81576449Ten Pin BowlingLawn Bowls Bocce
>>81601075Unironically this. It fits right in as an equestrian event.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLAvtsiduA4
>>81576449As a serious response, I would like to see trailrunning. It would be the epitome of kino seeing guys kill themselves running through the mountains, although it might be difficult to film if it was on a serious track.
DodgeballAmerican football but that's impossible
>>81576449Winter:>Speed skiing>Deer/dog sled racing>Snow RunningSummer:>Bungee jumping>Paragliding >Monopoly
Bandy for Winter
>>81601075>>81601182You retards realize this shit is choreographed like man drama, right? People regularly died in medieval tournaments, it's not coming back.
>>81592218>free medals for an historically shit countryI like this ideaIt's what made me have fun watching Fiji 7's last Olympics.
>>81576449Casino games (poker, blackjack, roulette and even slot machines).Sure, it's luck based, but at least there's no risk of doping.
>>81587450they get bitches, nigga.
Female Double luge
>>81576449I think they should switch all the diving and swimming events from the summer games to the winter games and have them compete outdoors. Watch all the swimming records fall because everyone wants to get out of the fucking freezing water faster
>>81606468Or... everyone dies from hypothermia
>ctrl+f >no ballroom dancingyou fucking plebs
>>81576449Jousting.If we have to allow horses at least make it good.
>>81576637>what injury do you want >just knock my teeth out senpai
Which one of these would you guys add?
speed mountain climbing. deathclimb would become the premiere winter olympic event.>Nepal wins by a day and a half every year
Ski mountaineering would be cool. Something like this, but some ice climbing, you have to camp out and all equipment muet be carried by the athletes.https://youtu.be/cWGxjTHafu4
>>81611624why not add all? Olympics should be for a whole month not just 2-3 weeks
>>81578213This. I'm pretty sure that no more than 40 countries have the equipment, and it's probably "widely" practised in 5-6 countries only.
>>81576488YES, dogsled racing
>>81576557Horses are athletes for sure. So are dogs pulling sleds. The dogs that run around that course in madison square garden are athletes as well. I'm sure there's at least a few australians here who could make a cases for a kangaroo being an athlete as well
>>81576449Competitive Team Fortress 2
>>81611624Pétanque of course. (gib medals pls)
>Inline hockey>Ice cross>some form of motorsport, whether it be karting or a standard open wheeler like F2>motocross>T20 cricket>15 man rugby>darts>pool & snooker>pint drinking>speed smoking>thoroughbred horse racing>kabaddi
>>81603073I watched a match at a renasssance fair where a woman jouster got absolutely blown the fuck out. She got caught square in the chest, lifted up a a few feat above where she was sitting, and then crashed down to the earth. It took her about two minutes to stand up and walk it off. Pretty sure it wasn't fake because I saw her later with a EMT and they were talking about going to a hospital.
>>81612824Might be grandfathered in. In fact most winter events could be the same in terms of how widely played they are
Bandy. It's a travesty its not in but skateboarding on snow is.
Ice cycling (preferably in an ice velodrome)
I'd rather remove sports from the olympics, especially the summer olympics.>remove all teamsports>remove all sports with judges>remove all memesports
>>81613343Lol then they fucked up the choreography. Accidents still happen.
>>81583923I want darts just to see all those fat fucks like autism and Barney together with all those buffed and roided atlethes
>>81577500>>81577535>>81577599+>>81592137>>81592621FUCKING DO IT!!!
>>81613510while we're at it, let's cut having multiple events for the same sport so certain countries can't abuse them
>>81576852Sweden would medal everything
>>81577690They are. Esports is cringe incarnate
>>81613773Partially agreed, sometimes a simple difference leads to a completely different approach and technique required to be competitive at it.
>Lacrosse>Bandy>Rugby League 9s>Remove all events where judging is the determining factor
Rally but with a triathlon sorts or thing like snowmobiles, motocross and another way of moving on ice/snow.