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What sport would you add to the Olympics? It could be summer or winter.

For me
Motocross (Only MX1 and 2)
Ski jumping mixed team
Parachuting
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doggochariot
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Hunting. Release some wolfs or something in the carefully planned "forest" location and have dudes with bows hunt them. Hard mode is you release bears.
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>>81576488
This. If a horse is an athlete, a dog is an athlete too.
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>>81576449
Chess
Tug of war
And of course Staring contest
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milking cows
100m crawl
losing weight
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I would remove all the X games shit first
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elephant polo
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Ice Cross
https://youtu.be/TWvOCceuWlM
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bring back lacrosse
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>>81576637
How do you not slice somebody's hand off in that
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>>81576449
for summer
ekiden ( from high school runners to middle aged runners)

It is going to be pretty fun to watch
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>>81576449
Mountain climbing

It should last for several days with each competitor starting at his/her preferred point of the mountain.
First 3 to reach the top get the medals.
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>>81576680
the same way you don't slice off somebody's hand in ice hockey or short track speed skating

by being careful
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>>81576773
Isnt that adding from 2020 summer olympic?
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>>81576449
F1
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>>81576449
Mixed Race Intercourse
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Horse races but it's just horses with no humans
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add trials to the cycling competition desu

for winter uhh snowboard trials could be cool if it exists
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>>81576449
if anything they should take sports ourt of it
all the dancing/acrobatics "sports" don't belong. they should have a "judge olympics" where they could host all these hobbies at once
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Dodgeball
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AFLX
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>>81576906
>judge olympics
Wouldn't that include most sports. Boxing is mostly decided by judges, hockey/football/handball/etc can be easily won/lost with a bribed referee. Even in the death march a bribed referee can take a guy out of the race as a penalty
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>>81576982
only if you can't differentiate between "judge can influence" and "judge dishes out the final score"
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>>81577014
Judges do dish out the final score in all martial arts unless there was a KO though. So what, martial arts should all be banned? And does it matter if they influence of dish out the score if they still have the power to swing the final decision in their direction?
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>>81576449
Floorball so we could have better chance to get some kind of medal in summer olympics
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Futsal
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>>81577067
Why don't you just learn to play hockey?
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Squash mother fucker
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>>81576449

Tokyo should add Dance Dance Revolution to 2020.
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>>81577035
so can't differentiate between the two poor little brainlet. i guess mama drank a bit too much vodka when she was pregnant with you
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>>81577143
I wish there were enough people here who would be interested playing it.One of my fav games in summer olympics :c
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>>81576767
>>81576804
>>81576948
>>81577107
>>81577146
good ideas
>>81576773
already added to the Tokio games
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>>81576637
do they have a world cup or grand prix of this or do they only do it on certain occasions?
It is pretty fun to watch.
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Ice Speedway. It's like cycling in olympics but with engines and no brakes!
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Climbing or hiking or maybe snowshoe scramble
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>>81576803
No sport climbing is in, indoor rock wall climbing.
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>>81577197
>muh ad hominem
Imagine literally not having the mental capacity to have an argument on the internet
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>>81577308
the argument is right there. if you can't discern the difference between different things there not much i can do for you. i can't undrunken your pyanaya mama
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>>81576449
Combat Juggling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq2GTr2tyyY
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>>81577210
There is basically just one competitive series sponsored by Red Bull, they tour all around the world.
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>reminder the IOC is unironically considering adding dodgeball, pole dancing, poker, and foosball
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>>81576449
>MMA
>Darts
>Chess
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>>81577459
>pole dancing
would those threads even be allowed here? Looks weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dA4WQdsCyU
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>>81577500
well it isn't that bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2-wRT5DuLY
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>>81576449

MotoGP

Motocross is fine too.
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>>81577459
e-sports are next and you know it. there's so much potential for money in it they won't let this opportunity slip by
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>>81577500
I guess they think of it like gymnastics or something.
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>>81577535
>>81577585
honestly I don't see how this isn't a olympic sport already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9rXaumSf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms--tqm3pMg
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>The Olympic Charter indicates that in order to be accepted, a sport must be widely practiced by men in at least 75 countries and on four continents and by women in no fewer than 40 countries and on three continents.

There's people from more than 75 countries on here. Let's start a sport. Any ideas?
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>>81576975
Australia would dominate, Asian countries would not stand a chance.
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>>81577581
I bet the olympics view themselves as "above" video games.
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>>81577653
Kabaddi
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>>81577581
there's no way, it'd just be such a fucking joke to have kids sitting on computers playing video games. how would you decide what game is a "sport"?
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>>81577575
Speedway
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>>81576449
Snow volleyball
Bandy
Speed skating without skates
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>>81577653
Bo taoshi
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Folding and throwing paper planes, winner is determined via a point system based on time spend folding and distance covered by the paper plane.


>>81577459
>poker
all other are legitimate candidates tho
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>>81577801
Definitely some winter olympians I want to play poker with
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>>81577412
I am now all in on Team Smugheads. God I would love to see the Olympics add a sport dominated by kids with Aspergers.
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>>81577759
>Bandy
this
but if this >>81577653 applies to the winter olympics i don't know if it'll make the cut.
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>>81577801
I don't know about the rest of the world but poker actually gets decent tv ratings in the States. If it's like that elsewhere I could see them giving it a test run.
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>>81577877
>Poker players enter drug testing pool
>All fail for amphetamines
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>>81577412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jFS-XI6UE
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>>81577972
>tfw no olympics for goofy sports
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Ice horse dancing
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Eukonkanto aka wife carrying
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>>81577157
>DDR
lol is it 2006?
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>>81577653
I'm not sure if I believe that 75 countries widely practice curling...
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>>81576449
>Motocross
are there any other olympic sports that involve machines?
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>>81578265
Swimming, it involved Michael Phelps ;)
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Kin ball
It's kind of like a 3 team volley ball with a giant ball and no net
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eK7TXu-Bcc
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>>81578265
Archery? Shooting? Cycling?
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>>81576449
Skating long jump. Off a ramp, go for distance, have to land on feet.
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>>81576449
Inline speed skating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORXwIZ3ce4
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Competitive Eating
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>>81578959
>Suck a dick you slovenian virgin

The Olympics require that the sport be practiced in at least 75 countries on 4 continents and I feel like that is only practiced in one country.
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>>81576449
Sepak takraw
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110 m wrestling
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>>81576449
potato sack racing
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>>81576449
Ice climbing for winter olympics and sport climbing for summer olympics (might actually happen in 2020), so that slovenia would have guaranteed medals.
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squash for summer
telemark for winter
e-sport for the special olympics
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>>81576804
Car isn't an athlete
Driver isn't an athlete
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>>81580488
>>81580488
f1 drivers are more athlete than fucking curling
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>>81576449
Chess
Skateboarding
Why are these not Olympic sports?
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>>81577210
it is getting more popular, with competitors from many countries. and they are trying to set up an international federation to govern the sport. (first step to becoming an Olympic sport is, you have to have a international governing body)
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>>81581883
skateboarding is in for 2020
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For the Summer games:
Starcraft 2
League of Legends
Dota2
Overwatch
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Baseketball
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Bandy
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They also need to reimplement tug of war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ3A-TPnoo
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>>81582513
If they ever make e-"""""sports""""" olympic they're going to develop their own games, not use established ones.
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>>81576449
All summer combat sports on ice
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>>81582903
Is golf a “””””””””sport””””””””””? If golf is a real sport (and an Olympic sport too), I don’t see why esports aren’t a real sport.
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>>81582513
Best played inside during the cold and dark months.
Those are winter sports.
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>>81583664
Summer games are way bigger than the Winter games, and I think we can all agree eSports are the future over tSports, so they belong in the Sunmer Games.
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Cricket and Rollerblading disciplines for summer
Ice Cross for winter
I could also envision a kind of mass freestyle skating race held upon a vast frozen body of water, though the course would have to be artificial with little depth below the ice for safety's sake.
and for total meme sports, maybe throwing disciplines like darts, knives and tomahawks for the summer and snowshoe tundra marathon for the winter
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>>81578145
this
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>>81576488
do doggos get medals too or just a treat?
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>>81576508
fuck lol i was thinking about this same idea this morning
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>>81587450
the horses in equestrian don't get medals
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Y
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CRAB COCK
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>>81576449
let's add minus 8 speed skating events
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cameltoe contests
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how about fucking. you can have
couples fucking
gay couples fucking
gangbangs
mixed couples fucking (blacked)
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>>81576449
Counterstrike
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>>81576637
This for winter and MMA for summer please
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>>81577862
This requirement is valid only for Summer Olympics
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surfing
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>>81588745
MMA is too bloody for the Olympics.
Olympic boxing is a babby version of real boxing.
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>>81576508
Or even better, hunt each other. Surviving team gets the medal
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>>81588614
Why americans love Counter Strike so bad?
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>>81582513
>Overwatch
>Not Counter-Strike
Opinion discarded.
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>>81583237
golf at least involves a physical component. it's very difficult to accurately and consistently drive a golf ball hundreds of yards, and it requires years of physical training to get to an international level.

i think a big problem with e-sports at the olympics is that videogames come in and out of fashion. what would that look like? just rotating games every four years as needed?
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>>81589670
CS will go the way of quake, it's just a matter of time.
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>>81576449
Laser tag
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>>81580488
Whoa there medalet let's cool it on the gatekeeping of who's an athlete.
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>>81590277
What about tactical paint balling? And we use real landscape and each country puts forth one spec ops squad.
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>>81576672
This is the correct answer.
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>>81579085
this
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>>81581624
Maybe the cars are.
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>>81590434
Thought of that after. Could work too but I want laser tag.
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>>81576587
>chess
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>>81576449

A coin drinking game. You'd have these huge fucking alcoholic dudes stumbling around to the table and flipping coins into glasses and the last person not to throw up or be unconscious wins the gold.

It would last for hours and hours and it would be fucking glorious.


Seriously though: skateboarding half-pipe, skateboarding freestyle and skateboarding game of SKATE.

Also dodgeball.

Downhill Wingsuit racing

Starcraft

Real life rocket league

tug of war

chess

ninja

Team Snow Shoveling race

Karaté

Free for all King of the Hill on a humongus snow mound.

Snowball fight (teams of five, 10 minutes to build a fort around your flag, the first team to knock down the opponent flag with a well placed snowball wins)

Obstacle course (different courses every olympics)

MMA

Blowjob competition (Couples compete against each other, the woman performs a blowjob on the opposing male contestant and the first one to ejaculate loses)

A "biggest splash" competition that parralels 3 metre diving but the one who wins is the one who sends water the highest.

Waterboarding competition. How long can you be waterboarded before you die or give up? You are strapped to the table and as soon as you drop a pencil placed in your hand, you are released.

Darts

8-ball and Snooker

Strong man comeptition events

Gladiator fights to the death
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I would like to add ice skating to the summer olympics.
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poker
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>>81590434
>each country puts forth one spec ops squad.

I am okay with this
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>>81576449
Bring back polo, you fucking niggers.

>mfw the world is so scared of Argentine players we have to put a handicap ceiling on our national squad players
>The three main tournaments of the sport are in Argentina
Is there any instance of a single country absolutely DOMINATING a sport as Argentina does with polo?
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>Summer
-Billiards
-Chess
-Croquet
>Winter
-Sled dog racing
-Shovel racing
-Competitive polar plunge
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StarCraft
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>>81591119
America and basketball.
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>>81576449
Ice Crab Cock. U cum ur out: on skates
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>>81576449
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
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>>81591323
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
ROCK CLIMBING
>ICE CLIMBING
You could do it with real ice or do simulated ice as they do in existing competition ice climbing. Since they're adding some climbing in the summer olympics, it seems only appropriate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJlpI1s53XU
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Counterstrike on fy_iceworld
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>>81591534
Looks very unappealing to watch. Too slow
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>>81591565
have them roll barrels off the cliff, makes it more interesting.
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Darts
Snooker
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>>81578356
No engines though
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>>81577972
Is this a joke?
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>>81576587
tug of war used to be in the olympics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ3A-TPnoo
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>>81577146
>Squash
wow this looks fun as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOL_M3nw6a4
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Pokemon.
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>>81592020
It's in the commonwealth games already.

On a related note to that, I'd like to see netball in the olympics, which is also in the commonwealth games.
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>>81576449
i would add junior sports to the olympics.

like max age is 15
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>>81592020
I looked up the rules and tried to play a game at my gym. It was hard.
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The fact that this isn't an Olympic sport is troubling to me.
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Sumo would be cool too. It would basically give Japan a free gold but I'd still like to see it.
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Turkish wrestling when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw
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>>81592122
Netball is interesting as a sport where the Men's version is basically a non-entity whilst it's bigger as a sport for women.

>>81592166
Squash balls barely bounce, you have to properly slap the shit out of it.
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>>81592195
Most of the top sumo wrestlers are Mongolian now.
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>>81592137
There's already a Youth Olympics for that.
We are hosting this year's edition.

DESU I didn't even know this existed until we became hosts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youth_Olympic_Games
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>>81588885
already added for Tokyo in 2020.
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>>81576449
potato sack racing
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>>81577217
>Those spiked wheels
It's a paramedics wet dream.
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>>81577217
Goddamn why are nords always trying to kill themselves.
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>>81576449
Snowboarding gymnastics. They start by going down a hill (SLOWLY, but not /too/ slowly) and have to do tricks on these rings and areas, i.e. a ring goes around a jump and they can either go off the jump or grab onto the ring and do that thing gymnasts do with the bars and then launch themselves off of it and do a few turns in the air for maximum style points. Pic related is what I'm thinking of. Kind of like an obstacle course but you can't just get through the obstacles to win, you have to do unique, stylish shit with them and utilize the objects however you see fit. And there's always options so each run is a bit different.
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Gymwheel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdAS5NyjANU
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>>81576587

Good list. All that's missing is darts.
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boxing doesnt need to be in the summer olympics anyways.
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cricket
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>>81576449
add back the armored sprint and pankration to the olympic games
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bring back chariot races
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WHAT EVER THIS IS

https://youtu.be/b0Qm86F8GdQ
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>>81576449
Skateboard halfpipe
Baseball/softball (permanently)
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>>81576449
Ten Pin Bowling
Lawn Bowls
Bocce
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Jousting
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Paintball
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>>81601075
Unironically this. It fits right in as an equestrian event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLAvtsiduA4
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>>81576449

As a serious response, I would like to see trailrunning.

It would be the epitome of kino seeing guys kill themselves running through the mountains, although it might be difficult to film if it was on a serious track.
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Dodgeball
American football but that's impossible
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>>81576449
Winter:
>Speed skiing
>Deer/dog sled racing
>Snow Running

Summer:
>Bungee jumping
>Paragliding
>Monopoly
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Bandy for Winter
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>>81601075
>>81601182
You retards realize this shit is choreographed like man drama, right? People regularly died in medieval tournaments, it's not coming back.
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>>81576869
ponygirls?
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>>81592218
>free medals for an historically shit country
I like this idea
It's what made me have fun watching Fiji 7's last Olympics.
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>>81576449
Aerobatics/Aeronautics
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>>81576449
Casino games (poker, blackjack, roulette and even slot machines).

Sure, it's luck based, but at least there's no risk of doping.
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Combat Sambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJd9gvUL4G4
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>>81587450
they get bitches, nigga.
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Professional Wrestling
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Masturbating
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>>81601468
bandicoot?
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Fishing
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Female Double luge
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>>81576449
I think they should switch all the diving and swimming events from the summer games to the winter games and have them compete outdoors. Watch all the swimming records fall because everyone wants to get out of the fucking freezing water faster
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>>81606468
Or... everyone dies from hypothermia
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>ctrl+f
>no ballroom dancing
you fucking plebs
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>>81576449
American football.
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>>81610288
no
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>>81576449
Jousting.
If we have to allow horses at least make it good.
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>>81576637
>what injury do you want
>just knock my teeth out senpai
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Which one of these would you guys add?
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speed mountain climbing. deathclimb would become the premiere winter olympic event.

>Nepal wins by a day and a half every year
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>>81611624

crabcock
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Ski mountaineering would be cool. Something like this, but some ice climbing, you have to camp out and all equipment muet be carried by the athletes.
https://youtu.be/cWGxjTHafu4
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>>81611624
why not add all? Olympics should be for a whole month not just 2-3 weeks
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>>81578213
This. I'm pretty sure that no more than 40 countries have the equipment, and it's probably "widely" practised in 5-6 countries only.
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>>81576488
YES, dogsled racing
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>>81576557
Horses are athletes for sure. So are dogs pulling sleds. The dogs that run around that course in madison square garden are athletes as well. I'm sure there's at least a few australians here who could make a cases for a kangaroo being an athlete as well
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>>81576449
Competitive Team Fortress 2
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>>81611624
Pétanque of course. (gib medals pls)
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>Inline hockey
>Ice cross
>some form of motorsport, whether it be karting or a standard open wheeler like F2
>motocross
>T20 cricket
>15 man rugby
>darts
>pool & snooker
>pint drinking
>speed smoking
>thoroughbred horse racing
>kabaddi
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>>81603073
I watched a match at a renasssance fair where a woman jouster got absolutely blown the fuck out. She got caught square in the chest, lifted up a a few feat above where she was sitting, and then crashed down to the earth. It took her about two minutes to stand up and walk it off. Pretty sure it wasn't fake because I saw her later with a EMT and they were talking about going to a hospital.
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>>81612824
Might be grandfathered in. In fact most winter events could be the same in terms of how widely played they are
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Bandy. It's a travesty its not in but skateboarding on snow is.
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Roller Derby
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Ice cycling (preferably in an ice velodrome)
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I'd rather remove sports from the olympics, especially the summer olympics.
>remove all teamsports
>remove all sports with judges
>remove all memesports
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>>81613343
Lol then they fucked up the choreography. Accidents still happen.
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>>81583923
I want darts just to see all those fat fucks like autism and Barney together with all those buffed and roided atlethes
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>>81577500
>>81577535
>>81577599
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>>81592137
>>81592621
FUCKING DO IT!!!
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>>81613510
while we're at it, let's cut having multiple events for the same sport so certain countries can't abuse them
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>>81576852
Sweden would medal everything
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>>81577690
They are. Esports is cringe incarnate
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>>81613773
Partially agreed, sometimes a simple difference leads to a completely different approach and technique required to be competitive at it.
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>Lacrosse
>Bandy
>Rugby League 9s

>Remove all events where judging is the determining factor
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Rally but with a triathlon sorts or thing like snowmobiles, motocross and another way of moving on ice/snow.




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