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Bless bros
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Bless
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>JONES POPPED MONTHS AND YEARS AFTER THE FIGHT, THEREFORE HE WAS ON THE JUICE FOR THE FIGHT

Pure speculation. I'm ashamed of you, Spainsp*rg. You should stick to posting facts, like how DC was such a shitty father that he couldn't keep his daughter alive.
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>>81584680
>>81584687
Bless bros
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Trust me we never forgot
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>>81584698
BASED
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>>81584695
Dude get over it already, Also Nunes beat Schevchenko
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>Tfw I missed the Tenshin fight
I keep missing all the rizin events. Is there a schedule or something? It's impossible to not know when a UFC/bellator thing is happening but rizin always gets me off guard. Also did anyone upload the fight yet/post webbums?
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Jones is the GOAT natty LHW and there is literally zero proof otherwise. Those drug tests could have been faked by anyone, just ask Russia.

>>81584721
Nunes won the decision, Shevchenko won the fight.
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>>81584695
keep the discussion about fighting, you're so revved at the point to include personal things in it?
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<-------

LHW and HW GOAT
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>>81584766
All I'm saying is that Jones is both a better fighter than DC (as evidenced by the fact that he beat him twice) and a better father (as evidence by the fact that none of Jones's kids have died, and the obvious reversal of that by DC).
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Just imagine being so devoid of a father figure you become a “fan” of a fighter”
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>>81584766
He's irrevocably angry because he has no answer to this: >>81584656

I revved him to the point where his tiny, dull dome in which I reside permanently for no charge has CTE in it. I live inside a "man"'s brain and that brain is rotten with CTE. Wanna know why? Because I gave it to him by tormenting and bullying him non-stop with facts.
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>>81584797
>(as evidence by the fact that none of Jones's kids have died, and the obvious reversal of that by DC).

Why are Australians so edgy? No need for this at all.
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Jacare Souza
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>>81584799
Nick Diaz is a hero.
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>>81584772
>do enough roids and drugs so you never get to fight and people make shit up about you

Jones Smart man truly the smartest of monkeys
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>>81584815
You should know by now that heem is mine and you will never have it.
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Everyone keep calm and Schaub Bless!
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>>81584815
>Spain
>tormenting anyone

Weren't you the one who was suicidal and cried to us?
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>>81584818
When people are losing an argument they'll jump to extremes
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>>81584835
>Made Shogun tap to strikes when he was 23
>Beat a whole myriad of former champs
>Embarrassed DC (twice)
>Would embarrass Stipe given the opportunity
>Hardworking natural family man

The evidence is all there.
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Travis won the decision

Travis won the fight

Schaub won the war
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Who writes these fight pass descriptions? This shit is unprofessional.
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Imagine being so very stupid that you

a) Assume that a fighter who pops for steroids ONCE was using them their entire career

b) Refuse to entertain the idea that an elite athlete in the dirtiest sport of all time was on PEDs (without which he could not possibly have competed at an elite level)

c) Are unable to reconcile these two ideas without simply arguing that one is pure speculation and the other is a FACT

Could you imagine being that stupid? I find it difficult to comprehend.
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>>81584867
Yoel is 42 look it up
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>No arguments
>No points being made
>Just an autismal flurry of pure CTE'd brought on by me to these losers, some of which I sent on a forced retirement trip for half a year and others who have developed an unhealthy obsession with me for almost 2 years and counting

Get help, kids. You certainly ain't worthy of (You)s.

>pops for steroids ONCE
Rofl, four times.
Contradict this:
>>81584656
No evidence? No arguments without resorting to fallacies? Nothing new that I haven't debunked yet?
Good to know. I rest my case, much like I rest my balls on your forehead.
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How many more fights does Yoel have before he gets caught/retires?
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>Weight classes

so gay,either you can or can't
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Imagine being so stupid that you can't understand an argument given its classical form.

Imagine.

Imagine thinking clomid is a steroid.

Imagine.
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>>81584917
lol poor little dockie go get help my guy and stop larping online
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man,you faggots are annoying today
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>dad gets me body armor
>try some
>fuck up my wrist and shoulder in training

This shit really is cursed.
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When all is said and done Stipe's HW legacy will look really weak

>KO'd by struve
>1st defense is against a deleted Overeem and he almost lost
>2nd defense is against a USADA'd out of his prime JDS who didn't want to even be there
>3rd defense is against a literal who newcomer who never trained any grappling in his life
>4th defense is a deleted old LHW MANLET with a huge reach disadvantage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7WywdwqK3o

the lads
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>>81584695
why is this guy so rev'd
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>>81584977
does megan olivi have a permanent news anchor voice
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>Did he pop for a banned substance?
>"YES"
>Then it counts as popping?
>"NO"
Imagine trying to use selective reasoning on a dude who's been blasting you with nothing but facts since moment one.

You will never, EVER debunk this post >>81584656. I rest my case, you've been CTE'd and bullied into irrelevance once more.

>>81584985
Sorry about that, senpai. It was my fault.
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>Did he pop for a steroid?
>"NO"
>Then it counts as popping for a steroid?
>"NO"

Shit, that was easy.
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>>81584972
>>81584865
>>Would embarrass Stipe given the opportunity
Someone came off the island and got slapped around by a slav
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>>81585016
Lol don't get revved by britbro my man
btw favorite ortega strangle?
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Are these spergs really going to keep going at it again for 500 more posts?
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Derrick Lewis said Ngannou made 500k against Stipe
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>>81585033
>moving the goalposts this much
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Welp he's revved. I always know the right buttons to push when it comes to the dockdwarf and spainsperg.
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>>81585047
see:
>>81584911
>>pops for steroids ONCE
>Rofl, four times.
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>I'm so sorry daniel
>I've failed my fans
>I would never cheat
>I put my family's lives on it
>can I get a tissue?
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>Did he pop for a banned substance?
>"YES"
I rest my case.
Gentle heeminder this happened >>81584656 and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>81585047
Right? I fucking called him on it here: >>81584656
He's a failure. I absolutely decimated him and all I had to do was post facts. He's this CTE'd, irrationally angry and obsessed because I keep humiliating him ROFLMFAO.
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>>81585068
Why is he saying Jon has popped 4 times? Does he not know how to count?
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kim bless
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>>81585083
Can you sperg out over Laura Dern? That was more entertaining tbqh
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luke, wake up to recover, go on
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>If you pop in 2017 that means that you were using in 2015
>this is a FACT, not speculation!
>also a guy who was an elite athlete in the dirtiest sport of all time never popped and therefore never used steroids
>this is a FACT, not speculation!

this is literally what stupid dumb spaniard scum is posting in this thread right now
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I'm a samurai, give me a chance to be a warrior
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>>81585083
Thoughts on Brian "T-City" Ortega?
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Bisping would have heemed Yoel
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>>81585130
one hunnit percent
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>>81585128
Not natty, can never be the FW GOAT by definition.
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Is Luke proof that pure boxing is better than kickboxing?
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>>81585152
Why didn't Rockhold go to the body?
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>This post hasn't been contested yet >>81584656
>He's going back to the same ""arguments"" I already debunked when his new ones failed and he got outed for using fallacies and moving goalposts non-stop
>Goes back to accusing me of being Spaniard, soon enough he'll be asking for pictures of me
Imagine being this riled up. Imagine being this easily angered and this easily brutalised by my words alone, so much so he develops CTE.

Easy, as always.

>>81585130
>We'll never see Mike fight Yoel
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>>81585152
>hammerfist to the lead leg
>jab to the lead leg

Truly boxingkino
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G-G-G-GADOOSH
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>>81585041
They really are lol
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>>81585167
Opinion on ortega having popped once?
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>>81585168
>thigh jabs
>hammerfists to the side of the leg
>spinning back fists to the knee
Unstoppable, true next level MMA right here
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Spainsperg is probably making a collage of post thinking he won this argument.
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>he still thinks people believe he's white
>he still can't see the massive gaping contradiction in his posts
>he still believes that DC never touched a PED despite having been an elite, world class wrestler for more than a decade

This is seriously amusing.
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>>81585167
What are you doing in Spain anyway?
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Israel Adesanya
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>>81585183
At least Ortega admitted it and accepted his suspension desu
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Good fighters
>Nick Diaz
>Nate Diaz
>Darren Till
>Brian Ortega
>Khabib Nurmagomenov
>Demetrius Johnson

Bad fighters
>Conor Mcgregor
>Max Holloway
>Michael Bisping
>Luke Rockhold
>Francis Ngannou
>Jose Aldo
>Eddie Alvarez
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>>81585195
calm down my man, why are you so vehemently defending a known roider on an online imageboard, it's getting weird
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>>81585239
But I'm not defending a known roider. That's what the Spaniard is doing. This isn't complex.
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>>81585188
There's no "thinking" I won, I know I humiliated him. He stopped making any arguments and went back to accusing me of being a Spaniard. Him believing DC isn't natty doesn't change the fact that he popped 0 times against Jones' 4 times.

This hasn't been contested yet >>81584656
This bogan boy is still seething, having a spergdown because I further gave him CTE through my words alone. I exposed him as a casual tourist newfag with an obsession over me and no knowledge of the sport.

>>81585183
Sucks he'll never be in contention for GOAT, but he's good. What can a nigga say? Yoel popped once and look at him.

>>81585216
Studying, training and working mostly. I'll move out soon enough but for the time being I'm relaxed. Got a gf, a routine, I'm chilling.

>>81585239
He's not doing it because he likes Jones, he's doing it because he hates me because I exposed him and gave him CTE.
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>>81585233
You couldn't be anymore wrong my guy
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>>81585258
calm down bud
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>>81585170
Weidman always gets me.
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>>81585279
>he took the time to make this
You're bent m8
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>mfw you have to shave your beard for amateur boxing

Why is MMA so much better?
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What are they trying to prooove by yelling MA TI MA TI OE OE MA TI MA TI OE OE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXIXKW5v5ko
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Can you imagine being unable to understand what an argument is given the most basic form of an argument broken down into two premises and a conclusion?

Can you imagine being that retarded and also pretending that you're white and in school?
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>>81585277
Post your line up with the same fighters
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Can someone post that /heem/ comic? I forgot to save it
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>>81585272
Jon popped twice. B-tests don't count since the results match in 99.9% of cases and they're testing the same sample.
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Jones exposed DC as a bum Spain, deal with it
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>>81585127
I was gonna say someone needs to shop the JUST hair on to Luke here, but his hairline is already fucked
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>>81585306
calm down
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>>81585340
I am cool as a cucumber wrapped in liquid nitrogen, buddeh.
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https://youtu.be/vtSQSbJzGAM

Reminder that BJJ is literally retarded
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>>81585358
woah cool it friend
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HEEMINDER that the JRE MMA Show with Brendan Schaub is live today after Joe's current guest
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>"Y-YOU J-JUST DON'T G-GET IT DO YOU???"
Refute this >>81584656 or stop posting, kid. You accusing me of being a Spaniard won't change that I exposed you as a petrol sniffing bogan with severe CTE (courtesy of me) and a severe obsession over me.

Also,
>Filthy monkey tryina chime in
Sit down, kid. You're done with this sport.

>>81585314
>B-tests don't count
Lol. Even if that was the case (it's NOT), he'd still have popped 3 times. Four when you count the cocaine, going up to a grand total of 5. But I'm fair and generous and only count 4 of them.
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>>81585367
I am so chill that you could keep six steaks inside of me for a week, lad. I am so cool that I am a human air conditioner. You need to stop projecting your raging homolust for DC onto other people.
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Le Kangaroo Aussie and Le Better Greek are fighting right now

Le Kangaroo Aussie is fast and furius and Le Better Greek is a cooler from what i understand

Get your picks
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I don't even like this sperg but Bones pissed hot twice involving the same fight. Inexcusable and it indeed tarnishes his legacy.
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>>81585399
regain your composure friendo, please
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>>81585385
Not an argument. I accept your apology, and you can stop grovelling now.
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Could you beat this kangaroo in an MMA fight?
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>b-but your flag
Don’t forget to add me to the collage buddy
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>>81585385
He failed the pre-fight test at UFC 200 and the post-fight at 214. That's twice. Nobody counts the cocaine, and officially Nevada shouldn't have been testing him OOC for it.
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>>81585442
Nice filename lad but you used the wrong image. See >>81584772
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>>81585449
Nice back take into a front head-lock there. My jiu jitsu is better though.
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>>81585489
control your temper bub
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>Has to go back to immitate my "I accept your concession" phrase (https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73132300/#73133898) when he gets cornered (again) an has no other argument other than "U-u m-must be Spaniard xD"
>>81584656 hasn't been refuted yet. Sit down, young man.

>>81585461
>Cocaine
>Clomiphine (with its implicit uses, which hinted officials to other substances)
>Letrozole
>Turinabol (twice)
Sit down, young man.
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>if you a single drug test with multiple different drugs, that means you popped twice

Spanish math, everybody.

In advance, I accept your apology.
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>>81585514
Counting cocaine makes you a fucking narc. B-tests also don't count. You aren't even counting them, since his tests failed the B-test for every sample. You need to double your total.
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>>81585449
That's more a d'arce than a RNC, tbqh
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You tell em. You're truly making a difference, international jewry will soon fall thanks to your efforts spamming the mma subreddit on an anime imageboard
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>>81585006
idk but I loved when she asked ufc fans to send nudes
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>>81585565
>counting cocaine makes you a fucking narc
Funny you say this, jones was the biggest bitch admittedly snitching on stoners
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>>81585597
Jones is a sociopath piece of shit and I'm not apologizing for him. Spainsperg's math is just inexplicably inconsistent.
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>>81585449
>
grappling beats striking every single time
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CAN I GET AN INVITE LINK TO THE HEEM DISCORD
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>Further moving goalposts
>Still hasn't refuted >>81584656
>Still unapologetically copies my phrases in attempts to sound cool, effectively proving he has an obession with me, his daddy
(https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73132300/#73133898)
>Still no new arguments
Sit down, young CTE'd "man".

>>81585565
>Makes you a fucking narc
Lol. He held on hope (him and Malki Kawa) that the B-test for the Turinabol sample would come out negative. That counts for something.

Stop defending a drug using, PED abusing cheater online. The Aussie does it because of his obsession with me, you have no excuse.

Anyway, I'm gonna go trane now. Gentle heeminder that >>81584656 hasn't been debunked yet and that I'll return in three hours to see the sperg still seething over me after I delivered permanent CTE damage to his brain some more today. The boy's done.
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Is the sperg incapable of making a post that doesn't have at least 5 paragraphs?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0J7VAagijA

Perry and his gf are kawaii~~~ :3333
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>>81585673
It doesn't need to be debunked because it makes no sense. You're counting B-tests for no reason but not in the case of his first fail at UFC 200. Every sample that fails a test gets retested. 100% of the time. It happened at 214 and it happened at 200 as well. It was just more publicized the 2nd time around. So by your numbers Jones has popped around seven or eight times. See how dumb that sounds?
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>>81585717
>Repeating what I said to you 20 posts ago.
What? Did you reply to the wrong person?
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>>81585699
Is the spammer capable of not posting gay porn?
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holy have u guys seen r/heem?
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Michael Bisping
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>>81585739
he posts straight scat too
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>>81585514
post flags, faggot
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>>81585770
What the fuck, I'm so confused
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>>81585704
>Doesn't wear a seatbelt while driving
>Americans
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>>81585739
Whenever he's on his mommy's laptop he always starts sperging out about Jews and Laura Dern. He has serious brain damage.
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Do you actually think that anyone reads these walls of text faggots
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>>81585704
When did his gf become attractive? She used to look like a trap
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>>81585847
Are you seriously typing these huge responses one after the other? Also I don't know who adan is, explain
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Brain damage worse than Diego Sanchez this minimum wage earning dock manlet has.
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>>81585880
wtf don't post my private pics
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>>81585896
He's spamming by copy pasting walls of text from archives
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R8
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>>81585848
She's always been attractive
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>>81586040
Spicy/10
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Tell me about Joanna. Why does she wear the mask?
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>>81586040
In order:

>spicy
>who cares
>good fight
>who cares
>who cares
>meme fight

>good fight
>who cares
>who cares
>who cares

>who cares
>who cares
>good fight

Overall 4/10 card but
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>>81586145
>>81586145
You're casual'ing it up big time if you think that's a 4/10 card
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What are the technical aspects of throwing a decent right hook /heem/ teach me
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What is your go-to self defense move if this professional fighter started something with you at the pool? Keep in mind, you probably have your shirt on.
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>>81586163
>>81586138
Sorry I revved you little guy. Gain height and more importantly grow up.
>Tried to get me banned last week
Lol dumb loser
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>>81586195
tuck your chin
moves your hips
follow through
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>>81586197
Pull guard, go into spider guard, star sweep and go for the toe hold. Respectfully release it before I hyper his foot completely, secure in the knowledge that I could have snapped his shit, then tip my fedora and moonwalk away.
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>>81586195
Watch what Bisglass does and do the opposite
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>>81586040
>on sunday at 9PM
lol sorry gotta get up for work at 5AM

good card for not being $65 fucking dollars (that's a meme redundancy)
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>>81586225
what are you quoting me for i fucking adblocked the report arrow
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>>81586252
>Still butthurt about the natty GOAT
Is bisking too white to your liking muhammad?
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>>81586353
>revved for no good reason cause I made fun of Biscan's striking technique
>/int/ posting
Lol @ your life lad
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>>81586249
this meme has potential

I would expand it if I wasnt a lazy fuck
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>>81586445
holy shit I just realized Bisping went full Ronda in the span of 3 weeks
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>>81586195
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EMBEDDED!
https://youtu.be/LrB8ensjcNc
https://youtu.be/LrB8ensjcNc
https://youtu.be/LrB8ensjcNc
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>>81586549
I love you Laura pls giv mommy milkies
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This general truly is >50% spam.
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>>81586249
i read that stockton is giving every poor resident $500 a month how long before they apply, or get in trouble for abusing it
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Cain Velasquez
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Favourite 144 lbs strawweight manlet dockworker that spams, works in a van, and lives in California?
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Who is your favorite serial killer? Which one would make the best cage fighter?
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Who is the BEST featherweight prospect?

>>81586932
The Brits FAT NIGGER STATE LOVING DADDY
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*gadooshes you*
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Which female fighter would put up the best fight against YOU?
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>>81587270
priscila cachoeiro
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i hope Kunitskaya didn't watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZpZGBGR0bc
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Yoel Romero is 42
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>>81587405
He;s 24
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>>81587417
No man, he's 42 look it up!
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>>81587321
Kunitskaya is going to have some prime bunda at the weigh ins, especially considering shes moving up a weight class
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>>81587500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5yQOGrIlMQ
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SUCKA
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>10-4 on UFC/Bellator main/comain events
>19-14 on main cards

Can you compete?
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>>81587828
>19-14 on main cards
congrats you're the Ross Pearson of picks
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>>81587442
He's actually 800 years old.

He's an alien from another planet.
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>>81587023
Imagine getting bullied so hard online you resort to gay and feces spam. Shouldn't have posted those elf hands if you didn't want US to make fun of YOU, you brittle beta.
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>>81587828
>>19-14 on main cards
>Can you compete?
Shouldn't Vegas odds come into consideration?
Picking a heavy fave to win and picking a heavy underdog should have the same value?
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jessica "fag" aguilar just got flushed from this sunday's ufc card

one less PISS BREAK
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>>81584721
Do you think Amanda let Yoel smash even though she munches the rug?
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>>81588273
That was a decent fight against the former Invicta champ you cazie
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>>81588546
that fight being cancelled is old news they were looking for a replacement but now she's off completely
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>>81586145
>Black Beast
>Thiago Alves
>who cares
>Sage
>meme fight

Cazies out strong tonight
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Rate this card:

Tony Ferguson (ic) vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov
Rose Namajunas (c) vs. Joanna Jędrzejczyk
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Felice Herrig
Al Iaquinta vs. Paul Felder
Joe Lauzon vs. Chris Gruetzemacher
Ray Borg vs. Brandon Moreno
Michael Chiesa vs. Anthony Pettis
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>>81588273
>triggered by women
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>>81588693
I still wouldn't pay to see that card. I'll just watch it on twitch for free.
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>>81586445
Jacare should be ahead of Luke, why is the UFC so dumb
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other than doorstopper breakfast defector drying her up rose must have soaked her seat at the nba game
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>>81588535
How dare you, Yoel is a loyal husband and Christian
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>>81588693
10/10 if Joanna goes to the Schaubrealm again
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>>81588723
twitch is a honeypot
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>>81588782
>le doorstopper peepee man

I literally made this meme back in the day on /nba/
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>>81588782
>white men in charge of not promoting cuckoldry 24/7
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>>81588910
Who cares you loser boxing is a shit sport
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>>81584749
Natty? Senpai, did you miss the part where he literally popped EVERY TIME HE GOT TESTED?
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>>81588910
>go check /box/ thread
>literally dead in the water
>was made 2 days and hasn't even reached 300 posts
>needs to come here to beg for (you)'s
>only time it was ever active was when an mma fighter made it relevant
>118-110
>Adelaide byrd
>Quitting on the stool cause of a sore thumb
>99% of the "fights" are just can crushing
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Imagining being so mad about your sport being boring that you have to go to other generals to try and validate it.
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>>81588960
Why did the biggest star in the history of your little """sport""" come over to boxing just to get whooped then?
He gave Mayweather his first knock out victory in nearly an entire decade.
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>>81589014
Boxing as a sport, in this current age, is a joke. The Canelo/GGG fight and scoring proved that it should never ever be taken seriously again. Worse than WWE.
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>>81589025
Hmm I wonder why

How much of a brainlet do you have to be before you start enjoying boxing
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>>81584972
he wouldn't have won the belt if cain was around
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>>81588916
>white
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OHH NO NO NO NO
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>>81585127
>Weidman smiling in the background
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>Everyone falling for the bait

/box/ is a dead general lads, that's all you need to know
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https://www.mmamania.com/2018/2/13/17007776/incredibly-joanna-jedrzejczyk-found-yet-another-person-blame-for-loss-rose-namajunas

Is not taking responsibility for your actions high test? Is deflecting blame alpha?
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>>81588960
>>81589086
Why are you posting in /box/ right now you monkey eating spic shit
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>>81589251
>Is deflecting blame alpha?
absolutely.
dindu nuffin is a thing for a reason
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>>81589014
And MMA is entertaining?
Last championship Heavyweight match in boxing ended with one man seizing on the ground while the ref had to ride the winner like a fucking bull just to get him under control.
Last championship Heavyweight match in MMA ended with a white man mounting and slowly humping a big black African until time ran out.
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>>81586249
This is a stupid post man ur stoopid
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>>81589281
There are more than one Brazilian on this site, fucking dumb anglo
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>>81589014
but muh power-amplifying gloves
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>>81589281
I never opened a /box/ thread in my life you moron
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>>81589383
>>81589424
samefag
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>>81589383
>>81589424
Sure, just so happens that one Hue is posting about Boxing in /heem/ and another is posting MMA in /box/. Kill yourself.
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Jesus lads, I just played UFC 3 for the first time and it is a disaster. I had more than 100 hours in UFC 2 and the new control scheme for the striking is fucking dog shit.If you want to throw a spining elbow the input is R2+L1+Triangle+<. It is like that for all the signature moves. They completely removed the parry system in favor of the shitty sway system that everyone avoided using in the last 2 games because I guess whoever programmed that had their feelings hurt. Instead of R1 to block high and R2 to block low (a natural setup that only requires moving one finger) its now R2 to block high and R2+L2 to block low, which means you are constantly having to move two fingers up and down, wich is extra shitty because the only way to throw hooks is with R1 and L1 when it used to be a very natural combination of a button and a movement. Also, Uppercuts are now X+Square for left and X+O for right. Fucking why? Why are they trying to map the controls to as many spread out buttons a possible? Its genuinely awful design that seems to be designed to make it as unfriendly to fighting game players as possible. I went out of my way t call PSN customer service and get a refund because it was so shitty. The worst part is, they did it just so they could say they "Innovated ". You dont see Street Fighter changing its basic control scheme every installment, because then it would stop playing like fucking street fighter. EA took a game that was good, and turned it into a worse game with the same name. Man fuck western developers
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>>81589450
What about the grappling?
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>>81589438
>>81589443
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i see a lot of posts here with boxing reference and i want to say that my lovely Kim besides being a ufc and apparently an mma fighter,she is also a boxing instructor
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>>81589492
Its exactly the same as it was in the last two games, except now there are these distracting semi-transparent arrows that tell you which direction to block a transition in, because scrubs got mad that they had to actually learn what was going on rather than just follow onscreen instructions.
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>>81588819
you dont get in trouble for viewing twitch streams, you dolt. its not a honey pot because there is no trap even if mr. fbi is watching. only those that reproduce/redistribute/download are in risk
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Lmao at this
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>>81589660
And this
>regular champion
>SUPER champion xD
>interim champion
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>>81589617
Even downloading is whatever
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>>81589502
uh
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>the state of these predictions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SYnT9N4Z9o
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>>81589907
fuck this racist loli angel
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>>81589854
Whatever... I'm the one who posted in /box/ but the other dude you were replying to is not me. Why the fuck would I gain by faking this?
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>>81589812
yeah, i dont think they care too much about the people downloading the products. they mainly care about the people hosting the stream/download. but you still run risks by downloading things, because thats where you can actually get into legal trouble, if im not mistaken. but i know for certain that watching someones stream on youtube/twitch isnt illegal
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>>81589998
*what the fuck
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>>81589907
mini khabib doesn't know shit
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>>81589907
how about predicting more than 2 fights
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>>81589907
this kid makes me wanna bet my cardboxhouse on ferguson
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>>81589998
ok bro just don't take their bait
Notice how their thread was made three days ago?
Boxing is a dead sport
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Man, the way Yoel grabs Rockhold by top of head and decapitates him with a clean fucking uppercut
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do you know what rhymes with Box?
do you?
it's cocks
cos only faggots do it

BTFO'd
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>>81590420
will /box/ ever recover?
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Gustafsson wants Rockhold
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>>81590517
who wouldn't
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Holy fuck JRE blowing out /sp/ right now
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>>81590517
gus has a good chin, great boxing
pretty sure he would heem luke too if he puts pressure on him
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>>81590517
What an asshole, call out Rumble and not some concussed fighter you puss
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>>81590517
Kind of just a little risk fight for him
He's huge compared to Luke, saves him fighting an actual LHW
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BRENDAN SCHAUB IS UP NEXT ON THE JRE BOYS
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>>81590517
Gus would ACTUALLY LITERALLY kill Rockhold, I would unironically bet on the death of Luke Rockhold in this fight. Rockhold is a middle of the pack middleweight at best, he could not win a round against a single guy in the top ten at LHW
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>>81590554
What's the bald, snake oilsalesman, roid monkey, cuckold midget talking about now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft2IS-3Xyac
K I N O
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTkpbOq8Sg

>deontay wilder thinks he could heem stipe
>boxers punch harder
>couldn't even heem charlie z

kek no wonder their general is utter crap
heem will take refugees from /box/ if they behave of course
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>>81584772
Dana should bring Brock back to fight him so Jones can see what it's like to fight a professional juicer
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>>81591006
Jones vs Lesnar is unironically happening this summer.
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>>81590517
hahaha what a sad call out
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How do you deal with cazies in real life?

This fucking cazie yahir fan was talking my ear off today with his verbal diarrhea, saying that memewondo was an effective martial art, that wrestling is like wwe, asian martial arts good, west bad, etc. I kept trying to tell him that yahir got wrestlefucked last time but then he would just say that "the other guy probably had great judo". It was like talking to a wall.
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>>81591248
yair is so fun to watch tho
his meme kicks are of the world and you never know whats coming next
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>>81591248
is it just one person trying to force this 'cazie' shit
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Western Australia Today reports that some fans exiting Perth Arena, at around 3:00pm, allegedly attacked public transport authority officers on their rides home. According to a police spokesperson, there was an incident involving a large group of people on a train on the Mandurah line between Perth and Wellard.

The group were allegedly “intoxicated and becoming loud and abusive.” Public transport authority officers asked the group to calm down and requested that they leave the train at the next available station, which in this case was Bull Creek Station.

When the group got off at Bull Creek, it’s alleged that the group engaged in an altercation with transit officers. During this scene, it is claimed that a 32-year-old officer was kicked in the head, causing him to lose consciousness.
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>>81590517
BASED GUS GIVING LUKE EXTRA CTE
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Artem Lobov vs Alex Caceres at UFC 223
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>>81590517
I like both of them but Gus has that in the bag if it ever happens, which I hope it doesn't
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>>81591466
Bet the farm on alex
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>>81591466
>south paw
>taller
>McGregor levels of reach

ARTEM IS FOOKED
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>>81591466
battle of the JUSTed, thought Artem had gotten cut
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>>81591466
memes
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>>81591248
That's not a cazzie but your average west-hating bruce lee fan.
He probably thinks wingchun practicioners hit harder than boxers
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Prime Rockhold would heem gus
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>>81588764
Jacare is shit, he got DECISIONED once and he'll get DECISIONED again
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>>81591646
I enjoyed it more when he got GADOOSH'd and FLUSH'd
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>>81591712
Based Whittaker, shame we'll never get that Whittaker-Rockhold dream fight we always wanted tho
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>>81591745
>fight
You mean Whittaker heeming Rockhold in the first round in an embarrassing manner
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>>81591772
We'll never know
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>>81591777
I mean...its kinda obvious man
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>>81591745
>>81591772
>>81591777
yeah but what if it would have just been a tko, what Yoel did was next level
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JRE MMA SHOW WITH BRENDAN SHAUB IS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgResrM_LoA
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>>81591627
not prime gus that almost heemed jones
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Which female fighter should I wank to this time lads
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>>81591840
Yoel did the same thing Bisping did.
>left hook
>Rockhold sit on the fence
>continue unloading on Rockhold's bouncy head
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>>81585272
where are you from really? and donde estas exactamente en españa?
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>>81591919
>where are you from really? and donde estas exactamente en españa?
He claims to be a norweigian on vacation so he's probably in costa del sol or some shit like that
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>>81591943
so we are only 2 spaniards in /heem/? sad!
why is he such an autist?
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holy fuck shut up about Asken nobody cares
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>>81591985
I tapped askren in training

Hes good but not khabib or dc good
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For sure Luke would be a LHW champion.100% my guy
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>>81592044
>Schaub says something
>Rogan disagrees
>Schaub changes his mind

rinse and repeat
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>>81592044
There has to be a plastic surgeon in mexico that can make chins tougher
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Be honest Heem, could you beat Schaub in a fair fight
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>>81591879
>gus that almost heemed jones
lol no
jones was murdering him at the end of the fight
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>>81592098
he can not recover from that fatal podcast

its Stockholm syndrome all the way
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>>81592098
>be you
>schaub or rogan says something
>lol they're dumb right guys?!
grow up
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>>81592099
chloe moretz dad is a chin plastic surgeon in california
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>>81591966
I don't know.
There's also the mayweather fanboy that guy was alright
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>>81592153
SAVAGE

M M M M M MUNSTER
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BEST MARTIAL ARTS FOR PEAK MMA PERFORMANCE
Striking: Thai kickboxing/ western boxing
Grappling: Freestyle/folk style wrestling, Sambo, BJJ
Thoughts?
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>>81592153
>be you
>Anon says something
>lol he's dumb right guys?!
fuck off
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>>81591879
Prime Gus was Glover fight, he looked so fucking clean.
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>>81592205
>best martial arts for mma

>martial arts

handsome, elite, muscular, analysis lad
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>>81590750
How bitter non-pussy getters such as yourself are.
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>>81592230
don't know it depends on what he said that's why i asked
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>>81591840
>next level

What? Hitting hard? Never seen that before!
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>DC beats Stipe for the HW title
>Jones comes back clean
>DC heems him in the first round
would he be the goat?
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>>81591466
Why do I feel like this fight has already happened? Alex won by decision
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Hunt is not 40
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Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
James Vick vs. Francisco Trinaldo
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Brian Camozzi vs. Geoffrey Neal
Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti
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>>81592284
Cowboy
Lewis
Trinaldo
Alves
Neal
Gouti
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>>81592267
Absolutely
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>>81592284
Cowboy
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Neal
Sage
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>Stipe will lose.... THIS time!

Joe & Schlub are fucking morons
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>>81592274
He's 48 look it up
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>>81592101
thumbnail looks like ariel helwani who got buffed after coming out of auschwitz and is in the last stage of getting ready to go on a revenge mission against hitler himself
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>>81592284
This isn't trustworthy
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*loads up a right and bucks at you*
what you gonna do pussy?
*bucks at you again*
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test
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>>81592453

never understood the point of bobbleheads. americans are weird man.
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>>81592453
first 5000 Die Hard blu ray box sets will come with a Bruce Willis bobblehead
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>>81592453
You are no aware Randy Couture never won more than 4 fights in a row at any point in his career
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>>81592497
Chael said he was one of the greats tho
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>>81592267
Literally not even brainlets would be able to argue otherwise.
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>>81590517
>posting a fight he lost
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>>81592101
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>>81590749
>he could not win a round against a single guy in the top ten at LHW
For sure Luke would lose to Villante and Manuwa my gee
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Jones comes back this year 100%, just listen to Rogan sucking him off on Dana's orders weeks before he even sits down with USADA. UFC is a joke.
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>>81592561
When is Jones’s hearing?
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>>81591281
Yes
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>>81592532
This picture is dumb, get a single shot of Rumble not an action shot. Since the other two are by themselves. It would be the best to have them all like the JJ pictures.

I agree with the premise, but the execution is lacking
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>>81592561
well bad boys generate revenue
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>>81590517

Gus is the most overrated LW on the planet, zero killer instinct, slightly above mediocre boxing, Ngannou-esque in his ground game.

Look for Luke to secure a takedown and send the Swede to Valhalla, I'd bet the house, car, boat, and cash out my 401k on it.
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>>81592583
I'm not positive, but i think the picture is supposed to include Gus as well.
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let's be real khabib has taken no brain trauma vs. tony's massive brain trauma

so khabib can just walk through tony's shots, probably even floor him with one of his own meme strikes

and 10th planet will be exposed for the meme it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb3A72Gw4g4

khabib is just gonna make tony look like shit!
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>>81592597
>Luke surviving even a somewhat decent striker, let alone a top tier striker like Gus

Lmao, cazies man
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>talk about DC
>''Oh for sure my guy Jones is a MUNSTER though my man 100%''
>''He could beat Stipe and Cain at the same time''
>''Ignore that he's a cheating reachbaby lanklet that popped 3 FUCKING TIMES and that he looked like absolute shit against a gatekeeper the one time he didn't''
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>>81592570
Early spring I think, I don't remember whether that's USADA or CSAC though. Either way, Rogan's fucking blatant, pumps out bullshit constantly instead of just letting people forget about it a bit. Curious what his "friend" DC thinks about that.
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>>81592639
>popped 3 times
>Jones' haters in charge of counting
>The only thing they have to hold against him is a fight he won 50-44 when he was supposedly natty, implying he hasn't been natty his entire career

You can talk about DC but inside your head you know that Jon beat him twice, and not just beat him, but embarrassed him both times and made him cry.
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>>81592639
>Jones looked like shit against OSP

I hate him as much as the next guy but this is such a dumb meme, just because he didn't finish him
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>>81592677
Right, my bad, 5 FUCKING TIMES.
>Jonescucks proud their fraud is fucking scared to death of a 40 year old manlet
>popping 3 times against a guy half your fucking size and twice your fucking age
The only things i know are that DC is the undisputed natty GOAT and that Jones will forever be remember as a fraud and a scumbag.
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Fact: If Jones hadnt gotten popped for steroids he would be double champ and undisputed all time GOAT

He threw all of that away
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>>81592668
Can't believe he actually trusts Jones so easilly after his constant fuckups
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>>81592677
PEDS
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>>81592721
He lowkey wants the BBC, just like Dana. That's why he sucks off Tyron as well.
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>>81592721

Drug addicts are thick as thieves
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>>81592720
Nice job outing yourself as a dumbass, stipe would heem him
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>>81592719
>That gif was made before the first fight
>DCan fans actually convinced themselves Jon was scared of him
Lol if they sent Jon to the Olympics instead of DC he'd have come back with the gold.
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I unironically dislike Schaub less now that Coral isnt here to shill him 24/7
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Try and defend this "decision"
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>>81592760
What do you agree with Schaub on?
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>>81592750
>noodle legged lanklet shrugging off a human cannonbal olympic wrestler like a baby
>popped several times later against him
For SUUUUURE my guy it's all talent and genetics.
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>>81592764
>No worries, Pettis will murder "Lay n Pray" Haboob! FACT
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wow CM Punk is a BEAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjv6THVPne0
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>>81592777
I liked his analysis of the Tony/Khabib fight
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>>81592781
>Make fun of someone's leg genetics
>Get KO'd with a head-kick
>Roids give you better wrestling technique over an olympian
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>>81592794

Phil would be the kind of guy that has a home gym because he hates being recognized in public that much.
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Caption this
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>>81592794
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>>81592835
Oh come on man
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>>81592811
Jonescuck stellar ''''''''''argument''''''''''
>performance enhancing drugs don't increase performance
>wrestling technique
>literally just Jon shrugging DC off with the strength of 10 men
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>>81592850
>with the strength of 10 men
>literally caught his kick then tripped him up
>took him down again after that
>Ferrr sureee it's all roids bee look it up

Why couldn't Josh Barnett do that to DC? He has better wrestling credentials than Jon.
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>>81592835
I would unironically demolish him.
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>mfw DCucks are acting like DC won a single fight against Jon

Even DC admits he got his ass kicked twice
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>>81592686
>can
>broken arm for 4 rounds
>decisions him

Pretty shitty
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>>81592869
>talking about Jon shrugging off DC's takedowns like a child was attacking him
>he talks about Jon talking down DC
>Forgets to mention the part where Jon just ignored physics to toss fucking DC of all people
For sure Jon popped against Daniel 3 times for the memes.
Barnett was fighting a HW DC.
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>>81592889
Maybe because Jones was roided to the gills in those fights (unlike OSP fight)
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Tony v.s. Werdum in an impromptu street fight during a presser, nobody around to break them up.

Who you got?
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>>81592920
Get over it
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>>81592911
>Blatantly refuses to acknowledge that Jon is a better MMA wrestler than DCan
>3 times
>Still can't count
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>>81592925
Werdum via boomerang
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>>81592934
I am over it, just letting you know how Jones pulled it off. Jones will be remembered as biggest fuckup cheater in MMA history, can you get over that?
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>>81592944
>performance enhancing drugs don't increase performance
Imagine being THIS much of a desperate brainlet.
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Based Serbian putting these dickless Jonesfags to bed
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>>81592950
Literally this. The only ones who will claim him as ''the real GOAT'' are fucking losers like the ones in this thread, the majority will know the truth.
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>>81592950
Better than DC can get over the CTE
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>>81591466
what a funny fight
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>>81592958
>PEDs increase wrestling technique and fight IQ
You need to accept that Jon is objectively the better fighter. If they fought 100 times, Jon would win 98 times, DC would win 1 split decision, and the other would be a draw. You don't have to like this, you just have to accept it. The same way I had to accept that DJ is the MMA GOAT, even though I don't like it.
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>>81592971
Based burger
>being so fucking SCARED of a 40 year old manlet that you juice to the gills against him every time when you're the ''''''''''goat''''''''''
JUST IMAGINE
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>>81592988
Bisping has CTE, not Cormier. Jones has a useless limp dick from all the drug/PEDAL use
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WHO SHOULD MY BOY KEVIN LEE FIGHT NEXT?
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>>81592999
>>PEDs increase wrestling technique and fight IQ
As for technique, otherwordly strength is not technique. As for fight IQ (the argument Joneslets always jump to when everything else fails, so every fucking time), there are PED's that increase recovery, allow one to train harder, longer and more often (but you already knew that). So yes, if you're able to train much more then your opponent, in addition to being enhanced, that's a BIG fucking advantage.
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>>81593032
Barboza
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>>81593032
Edson Barbosa
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>>81588061
He's actually the spirit of Shaka Zulu, unable to find peace in the spirit realm without being reunited in combat with Bisping, who's the avatar of a british colonial soldier
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>>81593032

Dewey Cox for "teaching" him "standup"
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>>81593043
Jon is able to train longer and harder cause he's the younger more talented fighter. I said this before both fights, I said it during, and I'm saying it after. Jon has a higher fight IQ that's why he didn't gas himself out in the 1st fight, that's why he has legit wins over MMA legends, that's why he made DC cry (twice)
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>>81584662
What kind of fighter is Bisping introduced as by Buffer? I can never make out what he’s saying
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>Dan Hardy tries to shittalk Woodley but is too afraid to tag him
>Woodley finds the tweet
>directly responds
>Hardy is silent
based T-Wood
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>>81593085
Why does he need to cheat if he's more talented,younger with a higher fight iq? Seems a bit insecure
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>>81593006
(You) in denial

>>81593085
Based bong bro
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>>81593085
>being this much in denial
I guess that's all you have left. As sad as DC's losses to Jon are, he'll be remembered as one of the greatest fighters of all time. Jon will always be a cheater and a waste of potential.
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>>81593108
I don't like woodley but good on him calling that faggot out
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>>81593108
wow dan hardy is a pussy
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>>81593108
This just shows that deep inside Woodley knows he's a whiner.
Else why would he assume it's about him
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>>81593108
>world champion fighter literally begging for sympathy is based
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>>81593110
Tainted supplements isn't cheating, it's bad luck. AKA spiked his drink after weigh-ins so they can have a fall-back in case they lose, they're a scummy camp like that.

The funny thing is how Jon held DC's head against the same way Romero did against Luke this past weekend. Almost poetic justice.
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>>81593108
I swear people would like Woodley more if he literally said nothing
Every time you read something about this guy it's negative, he's complaining about something or another
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>>81593154
I'd give you benifit of the doubt if it were just one time (like romero) but no, jones is an eyepoking,steroid using,cheating faggot.
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>>81593175
It amazing how such a badass fighter manages to come off like a gigantic pussy every time he opens his mouth.
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>>81593181
Break Bones and Beta Hearts

Jones is the CHAD's fighter of choice
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>>81593108
Woodley is such an unlikeable cunt
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They should merge LHW and HW after July.
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>>81593108
Can't wait for RDA to heem him
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>>81593108
Dan Hardy's response
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>>81593300
LOL
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Muay thai > boxing
BJJ > wrestling
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>>81593303
LOL dan hardy is a fucking idiot, DC was hated and meme'd on but he didn't address it or care. Fans grow on you
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DUDE IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL TO BELIEVE IN BIGFOOT LMAO
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>Woodley continues to make the crackers mad
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>>81593408
>the state of JMazzetti
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>>81593303
It's not that hard to figure out why people hate Woodley

1) Black...this already a negative in the eyes of MMA fans who are mostly white trash
2) He deleted a fan favourite inside 1 round, and then went on to beat another fan favourite twice
3) He does the bare minimum to win fights in the eyes of many casuals who look at him and see "big tough black man" but instead he fights like a women's strawweight
4) Even though he's one of the only champs to fight contenders, he asks for money fights more than anyone else and fans take this as entitlement even though everyone else is doing it at the moment
5) He loves to drop truth bombs and this rubs people the wrong way cause 90% of what he says is just criticizing circumstances.

The only way fans would like him is if he changed his race and lost his next 5 fights
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>try to rip out your opponent's eye
>get a FOTN bonus

is Dana trying to tell us something? is the UFC shifting towards a vale tudo ruleset?
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Who do you guys got in this one?
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The only reason mighty mouse has never been popped for roids is that he doesnt have to take doses large enough to be caught because hes so small
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>>81593559
Image if Dong Hyun Kim dropped to 155 and we got Dong Hyun Kim vs Dong Hyun Kim
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>>81593557
>DURRRRRRRR HURRRRRRR TAKE AWAY HIS BONUS FOR A REACTIVE EYE GOUGE THAT EVEN MATTHEWS DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT

t. bloody elbow statist
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>>81593408
white people btfo?!!?!?! Again?!?!?!
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>>81593559

Only a cazzie would say Sanchez.
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>Aussie & Fancy doing post-ppv recaps now

thoroughly based
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>>81593644
uhhhhh no sweetie

Bloody Elbow's 6TH ROUND POST FIGHT SHOW has been doing that for YEARS
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>>81593662
>bloody elbow

lichrally who?
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>>81593695
mma website of 2017
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>6 views
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>>81593559
sanchez
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Official list of fighters only cazies are fans of

>Jon Jones
>Randy Couture
>Luke Rockhold
>Francis Ngannou
>Eyrk Anders
>Jeremy Stephens
>Brian Ortega
>Cain Velasquez
>Tyron Woodley
>Brock Lesnar
>Fedor Emelianenko
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>>81593785

Honestly not a bad list.
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>>81593785
Force it harder young man. Don't think you've been trying.
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>>81593785
Other than Niggano no gas tank i love almost all on that list thanks!
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>>81593818
t. revved cazbong
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>>81593175
I'd like him better desu. Just shows up, dominates, collects his check, and goes home
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>>81593785
>>81593817
>>81593832
Yikes
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>>81593849
At least get to 100 results turbosperg:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/cazie/
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>>81593785
>my guy isn't on the list
based
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>>81593877
Literally 3 of those are me lol
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Proof Artem Lobov is the Greatest martial artist of all time :

Artem Lobov > Martin Svensson

Martin Svensson > Morten Djursaa

Morten Djursaa > Alan Carlos

Alan Carlos > Petras Markevicius

Petras Markevicius > Gegard Mousasi

Gegard Mousasi > Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou

Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou > Matt Hamill

Matt Hamill > Jon Jones
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>>81593408
>a male groupie
what a pathetic man
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>>81593946
Weird how LHW went to FW
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Schaub is obsessed w/ fingers in ass
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>>81593430

It's got nothing to do with the fact that he's black you left leaning cunt, he's just a piece of shit.
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>>81584662
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>>81592826
I luuh u
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>>81594312
>Americans in charge of being creative
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How long before Rocksalt starts drunk texting Demi Lovato looking for emotional support?
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>>81593430
>sat on the bench for a year crying about a titleshot in order to earn a titleshot
>put on one of the most boring fights of all time and said a rematch wasn't warranted after a DRAW (the only time a rematch is warranted)
>Cries about fighters taking money fights but as soon as he had the belt was calling out Nick Diaz (hasn't fought in 3+ years) and GSP (hadn't fought in 4 years) instead of trying to fight contenders.
>Begs fighters to beat his contenders for him (begging Usman who is not highly ranked to fight the higher ranker Colby after Colby destroyed Maia in better fashion in 3 than Tyrone did in 5)
>Constantly talks about what he's owed despite being shoehorned onto fox broadcast so people have to stare at his face for hours, an opportunity that isn't given to many fighters.
>Talks shit about rory the last guy to beat his face off but only after he leaves to make money in bellator.
There's some actual facts and reasons why Tyrone isn't a fan favourite.
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>i dispise jones and his faggot fans

>somehow DC and his fans are even bigger faggots

HOW
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>>81594451
Not to mention all of that would be forgotten if his fights were actually entertaining
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>>81594422
my face needs to go in her butt
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>>81594422
She's too busy with a real man from Bellator
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>khabib is 18-0
>didnt he fight on a ppv last? it mustve been a ppv because i called it... what card was that?
does joe have cte?
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>>81594422
he probably already did that, imagine touching those thighs, his life is complete.
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K-K-K-G-G-H-HADOOOSH
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>>81594589
Which is the crux of the issue, because he can certainly deliver when he tries and has big punches. But I feel like he's gotten gun shy after winning the belt. He doesn't want to put himself in any risk to lose it.
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>>81595051
>he's 42 look it up
>schaubs face at the end

priceless
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I never hated anyone in the UFC as much as I hate Woodley. What an annoying cunt. Can' wait to RDA or Covington to beat his ass
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>all my boys are btfo

This sucks.
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>>81595133
tu odeia mais o woodley q o covington fdp?

>>81595140
i would fucking marry this cute filipina.
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>>81595051
>yoel is 42
Cubans always lie about ages, ask anyone involved in baseball. It's literally retarded that the MMA media keeps pushing this stupid fucking meme while knowing jack diddly shit about sports.
I am triggered by this bullshit more than I should be.

Anyway my thoughts? Luke was straight up against the cage with his hands down. Basically the same thing against bisping, standing tall with your hands on your dick.
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>>81595051
Why does he treat Bryan like shit?
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>>81595171
Colby's gimmick is way too fake and desperate but I don't mind him as much.
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>>81595203

Because Bryan, who is not a pro fighter, knows more about fighting than him so it hurts his ego.
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>>81595178
so why not pretend to be 35 instead of almost 41?
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>>81595323
Why pretend at all?

Ask the cubans. They all do it.
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>>81584897
kek i want a webm of that
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>>81585152
pure kino
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>>81585168
>almost knocked down with a thigh punch
the absolute state of Stockton
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>>81585449
kanga-chad
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leave yoel alone
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>>81596209
SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA
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On gym WiFi for a bit, how’s everyone been doing?
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>>81596209
Fucking kadryov
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>>81596568
Dont fool with my heart is that you Springsbro?
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>>81596209
Damn Yoel was handsome as fuck
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>>81596677
Indeed it is. On my phone so can’t really prove it but just take my word.
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>>81596744
Fucking based, bless bro. Come back soon. Even the h8rs fawn for your return
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>This is a fight being talked about

How would we react? Personally I don't know how anyone respectable /heem/ster would NOT want to see this, it would be absolutely side splitting. Reddit/Sherdog/BloodyElbow/BleacherReporter would of course disagree
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>>81596839
My second appeal got denied, don’t know when I’ll be back. My IP is static and I have no idea how to use a vpn. Mods REALLY had it out for me, as evident by the trivial nonsense I was permabanned for. I’ll be honest I’ve stopped lurking heem because I get very sad not being able to post.

Anyway, love you bros I’m out of time.

If you see an Australian that goes by the name of Casey Jones please tell him to check discord.
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>>81596943
could floyd even weigh 170
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It’s incredible how humble Schaub is consideringn he can Heem anybody in any room he walks into.
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>>81596985
Theyll get rid of it in the near future. Phonepost when you can bro. Bless
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>>81596943
Punk has 0 chance against the mayweather.
I hope they do it but i'll stream it
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>>81597125
My phone has been rangebanned for quite some time now, I’ll post when I’m out for dinner or at the gym and can use WiFi. Won’t be able to appeal again for a few more weeks. Be good brother. Sometimes I run into you guys on /tv/
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*gallops toward Floyd Mayweather*
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Never stop being positive!
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>>81597176
How does he have 0 chance? Punk is massively bigger than Mayweather, if he can get it on the ground it would literally just be two guys on the ground, with punk having the advantage because of size
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>>81596985
If you’re posting on a phone used private browsing mode and turn off WiFi. IF you get et banned close the browser, turn airplane mode on/off and repost. Schaub bless.
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>>81597429
Testing private browser mode off WiFi.
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Holy smokes how did I never know about this private browser mode?

Ehh beats not being able to post at all I guess.
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>>81597526
I saw dockie post a screenshot once of his phone and he was using private browsing and I wondered why. Then I realized it must have been to ban evade and spam scat. Tested it out and voila.
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>>81597526
dude I had to go private browser mode for like 2 months and its actually annoying as fuck for reasons you may soon discover, I'm back on the regular program now tho
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>>81597423
Remember this?
>Size doesn't win fights, fighting wins fights
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>>81597365
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>>81597578
lol figures that lunatic must’ve been good for at least something.
>>81597595
Yeah I hate posting on mobile and rarely did it, but to be able to talk to you guys from time to time helps lift my spirits.
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>>81593430
>) He deleted a fan favourite inside 1 round, and then went on to beat another fan favourite twice

Once.
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>>81597423
Floyd bullied McGregor in the clinch, how does Floyd get him to the ground?
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>>81597760
Are you coral?
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>>81597864
>bullied
>had to get the ref to pull Conor off
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>>81597760
for the record I was having problems with the captcha, thats why I was using private browser mode
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JUST
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NEW
>>81598205
>>81598205
>>81598205

haha there goes your heart rate
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>>81598096
CANT WAKE UP
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>>81598242
based
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>>81592267
>dc heems anyone
He's a point wrestler trying to wrestle fuck for 25 minutes as fans boo. he's not heeming anyone in one round, ever, unless the UFC feeds him another can for an free title shot. Dc knew Jones wanted to set him up with a highkick in the later rounds, weeks ahead, and Jones still knocked him out. He's not even too 5 greatest lhw, no where near lb4lb.
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>>81597423
I unironically believe Punk's ground skills are more then sufficient to absolutely demolish an untrained goof,
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