>SATURDAY 3/10Columbus Crew vs Montreal Impact 3-2New England Revolution vs Colorado Rapids 2-1Real Salt Lake vs LAFC 1-2, HalftimeChicago Fire vs Sporting KC, 6pmHouston Dynamo vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 6pmNY Red Bulls vs Portland Timbers, 7pmOrlando City vs Minnesota United, 7:30pm>SUNDAY 3/11Atlanta United vs DC United, 3pm ESTNYCFC vs LA Galaxy, 5pm>Implying NASL>USL 1 (USL 3 coming 2019)http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule>NWSL (all the flavor, half the calories)https://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule>AYY lmaoa-league.com.au>CPLcanpl.ca>Fantasy BullshitL95KHZEJ MP9FU5SEPrevious:>>82102707
First for TFC beating tiggers
Second for based Chicago
who /ChicanoFC/ here?
4th for 500 post bump limit
>its another LA wins weekend
>>82154317>potatoSixth for I don't get it
>>82154449its a joke about MLS' volunteer refs
>>82154597lmao, get rekt scrubs
Love watching MLS on Twitter with one of my favorite players, CARLOSH BAYLA.Jesus Christ this commentary.
I hope the cute mormon girls aren't sad.
>That one RSL fan laughing at the LAFC player getting taking a ball to the faceBased mormon 12 year old
Wow, that looks like a 12 year old. Bashing his head in early, Taylor Twellman would be proud.Also lel nice miss.
Okay now I really hope the cute mormon girls aren't sad.
LA might be pretty fun this year. I don't think their roster depth's going to take them very far, but they'll at least be fun to watch.
I have lost hope. I feel their collective sadness.
>The Reality of Salt Lake
Fire this announcer into the sun
lmao they're making Benny Feilhaber look good. Salt Lake is shit
>Getting trashed at home by the new spic team
>5 minutesFinish this game Toledo
That does look like a real comfy place to watch a game though.>High 50s>That sun>Those mountains in the distance
Stop doing thisJust stop
>>82155381Make MLS anime again
fantasy is fugged, fucking mormons.
>>82155381Based Rev weaboos
>LgAy GaYlaxy blown out
SKC scored a goal!
>>82155555witnessed and truth
friendly reminder not to cross the line
>TFW the good guys don't play this weekend
>>82156171>good guys>bad soccer players
>chicago is shit againand all is well in the universe once more
>literally letting Brek Shea score on you
what’s the least plastic MLS team?
>>82157011>not letting Brek Shea fugg ur boipussy
>>82157020Big Strong San Jose, objectively
>>82157020Now that LAFC is in town, and Galaxy have spent 2 seasons purging fans, its never been safer to be a Galaxyfag.
>>82157165klein was a former goats plant
fuck tim weah, ben mines for national team
wew lads this game
i've never even heard of a lot of these red bulls players
>>82156376oh no no no, Andre Blake is the second best keeper in the region behind Navas
>>82157350>our goalie is goodlel
>>82157362>this mad he doesn't have a god fearing jamaican lanklet on his local team
>>82157192>thought >we might actually be good again>turns out portland is just a dumpster fire
>>82157338>de academy raßenballspört Literally Who's (can't stop us)
>NYPD navigation skills
>>82157520>>82157338Reminder that Red Bull, RSL and Union form the holy trinity of youth development, Dallas once held a spot but has since lost it to the Union since they were exposed to be memes
>dat Chicago late game implosion
>>82157587the more things change, the more they stay the same
>only time in my life i wish i was at shitty toyota parkOh well, going to cooler MLS away games this year. That game was fucking tits, makes up for last week.
Ladies and gentlemen, your Orlando City SC MVP
>>82156704zardes is scoringsome of us are still in bizarro world
Etienne plays like a high school kid lol
Worst homer commentators in the league: nyrb or revs?
What did they mean by this?
>>82157910>played seattlel and rslelI'm not convinced
>>82157910>when your league tries so hard to cash in on millenial nostalgia, they bring back Chivas
>Rivas... not close, with the final hitSome things never change
Minnesota is now FUCKED
For me it's the loon s
>>82157933what team would you need to see them beat first.not a fan, just curious who you think the big dogs are now.All teams seem kinda forced to be mediocre due to the salary cap.
>tfw no qt physio to carry you off the field
>>82158127Literally none of them. MLS is shit.
>>82157933flyovers on suicide watch, amigoswe've already won, the playoffs are just a bonus nowand how bout this rain? Its gonna be a comfy night
>>82158282shut up ya fucking virgin, we're the best league in the americas at the very least, don't make me bully you
>>82158127Mediocre in the world wide top level view? Of course. Don't forget all 3 MLS teams beat their mexican counterparts while both being younger and spending less
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fucking loonsmy fantasy team is on suicide watch
i wish the supporters shield was held in higher regard. it's more impressive than mls cup in my opinion. being the best team over 8 or 9 months is harder than picking off ducks in a knockout tournament who may not even be in form still.
Finlay is fast, and that orlando defender is not
>all those cucks saying that ocsc were contendersThanks for all that Dom cash. He's gonna dick you around, not finish, pick up random knocks, then fuck off to the Championship ASAP.
based loo ns
Why does Ibarra look like he's 40?
It normally is, it's just in a weird position right now with the CCL realignment only having two spaces per year for USOC & MLS Cup. Been some highly contested years like 2013.
based homegrowns and random euros
orlando is so bad, poor yotun
>>82158407The "Supporter's" Shield is meaningless until every team has the same competition.Some fucks who get regular games against DC and Revs and only have to take a train or bus to most games don't deserve to be considered champs over those who don't
>>82158433Was in response to >>82158407
>>82158461On paper they are a great team. I don't get it.
Is it the year of the Bull?
>>82158492ummm sweetie, the east is stronger than the west, basically anyone playing in the west since last year shouldn't be in contention for the SS
Wew this is too close>5'
>>82158352I was actually joking, t.b.h.I think 2 games is pretty early to judge an expansion team, especially with seattle still in ccl, and rsl being ass, especially defensively. That being said, it looks like they'll be able to score goals, so who knows.
>>82158514Red Bulls are a good team, don't get me wrongBut the West is pretty bad, other than maybe LAFC
>>82158515Because there is actual competition in the west instead of getting to play meme teams like Philly, Montreal, and Orlando multiple times a season.
>>82158418It's two games in, and Kljestan hasn't played for them yet.
>>82158492so you're suggesting toronto had the easiest regular season schedule?how would you balance the mls season? 23 teams means 44 games home and away in a balanced schedule seems like a lot.and you haven't addressed my criticism of mls cup which is only 4 rounds. a 4 round tournament is more important that a 8 month (or whatever) regular season? i don't think so.
>>82158557Rivas scored twice tonight. You can stop now.
thank you based ref for not further fucking my fantasy team
>that obvious benuldy getting sent the other way
No eraLoons please
Big dick Bendik does not deserve his shit defenders
Ty based loons
>>82158515>east is stronger than the westBTFO
>>82158578What does that have to do with what I said?
>relegate orlando to hell>tear down their shitty wall
>>82158585Lolno. Dive as fuck. Good no call, and good card.
>>82158544shhh lad if you're joking don't respond, I'm just bully baiting all the anti-mls posters
>>82158549The U would unironically shit on just about any western team aside from the LAGs desu
is kreis finished?
>>82158492Even if Toronto had an easier regular season schedule, they had 10+ more points than any other team. No question that they deserved it.
>>82158678His best players are out. Portland's coach should be more afraid of getting sacked.
>>82157594Ey pal, you gotta problem with what i said you gabbagol?
>>82158711>winning on meme pensI was there for that actually, to SKCs credit they just hit a chain of near perfect free kicks. Though that Union squad was much shittier than what we field now, they just ended up playing one of their best games of the season in that USOC final which is pretty indicative of how they were that season.I take solace in the FACT that at trophy-less union is still more relevant than SKC at least>WEare just naturally more relevant than flyovers and right under big city franchises
>>82158680TFC had a good season last year. The Red Bulls shields where they won on goal differential or by two points were bullshit though.
>>82158561>implying DC deserves to be in the top division
>>82158752I was there too & SKC still won, yep. Not quite sure how they're more relevant when your ownership is gonna look to bolt as soon as that clause pops into effect. Damn shame but some players would probably rather play in USL than get shanked outside the Harrah's by the prison.
>>82158766That 2013 one still pisses me off. Won on GD, then got dicked by that Houston squad who went to back to back MLS Cups so they could throw it for LAGs.
>Orlando City are so shit they can't win even with heaping helpings of refball
https://mobile.twitter.com/MassiveReport/status/972557348135989248>11,098 is today’s #CrewSC announced attendance.Remind me again why they shouldn't move to Austin.
>>82158793Grant Wahl thought they were gonna be the most improved this season, kek.
>>82158561Not that anon, but there should be little to no inter-conference play. Then each conference has its own SS.
>>82158780Kansas City is just a less relevant sports market than Philly in all sports, and trust me, most Union fans dream of the Ownership group leaving because anyone with money could make the Union one of the biggest franchises in the US
>>82158812Because its just as easy for the MLS to give Austin a team as it is to move a team
New Rule: The Supporter's Shield cannot be awarded to the top team if it is in the same conference as the worst team.
>>82158902New Rule: pro/rel between two 16 team leagues, no playoffs, more money for US Open Cup, no Executive or suit wearer can earn more than $100,000
>>82158941>we need free market competition where poorly managed teams are fall, and well run teams rise>we also need strict executive pay capsMake up your mind NASLanon.
New Rule: Winner of MLS cup plays A-League winner
New Rule: run-up shootouts are back
>>82159005I like this
>>82158977>executive talent is a free market without any restrictions on competition where the most skilled and desirable people get the highest pay and it is not merely a revolving door of well connected rich children who all met each other at a small section of prestigious universities and who recieve Executive titles in exchange for outside investments, favors, or plain nepotism lmao, drink more Business School kool-aid u cuck
who here /undefeated/
>>82159030Eurosnobs ruined MLS, and will never let us make it great again.
2 game days in, is it safe to say Will Ferrell FC is CONCACAF bound?
>>82158964thanks>>82159001EH YO FUCK YOU BUDDY YOU CAN GAG ON MY COCK
>>82159256who even knows how you get a concacaf spot this year
Did the loons win?
>>82159308Supporter's Shield, MLS Cup, USOC, Non-MLS Cup Winning Conference Champion
Red Bulls with a comfy 4-0 tonight, awesome MLS debuts all around. Kaku and Etienne Jr impressed the most while BWP proved he's the best striker in the MLS again
>>82159118Feels good man
God damn what a game in Chicago. God gave you talent Katai, but you wasted it & now you're playing a retiree league in your best age. Fuck you bitch, and hope you don't get a call up for WC.
>>82157536I've been to 3 NYRB away games, and on 2 of those the bus took us to Giants or Metlife Stadium (the latter was during a Taylor Swift concert and we missed the start of the game as a result). I assume the driver just says "take us to the stadium" and they plug the Meadowlands into GPS.
>>82158941Love when a retail chud making 35k pretends 100k is appropriate for an executive of a 200 million dollar business. Did Twitter shadow ban #ProRelForUSA or are you just jerking off between Rocco's replies?
>>82159376>Non-MLS Cup Winning Conference Champion>Supporters ShieldNot a thing this year because of the realignment. Instead, it's the team with the highest point total combined between this season and last that does NOT qualify as either this year's MLS Cup champion or this or last year's USOC champion. Because CONCACAF lul.
WHO>ass bracedFOR TOMORROW
did the separation start halfway through the 2nd week already?
>>82161147>nyc logo in the leaguealright who the fuck is it
>>82160371love when fellow wagecuck is okay being exploited and even willing to lick the boot because maybe he might possibly someday be first in line for the scraps
>>82160120Thank you for watching, but mls is no longer a retirement league, we are the youngest league in our region, perhaps he can’t cut it against even competition?
>>82161625>people who get paid to manage the backroom side of an entertainment industry are exploiting everyoneYou have a choice just so you know anon, MLS will continue on its current path regardless of your choice
>>82161710and the sun will eventually balloon, eraditing all life in the known universe might as well spend life licking the taints of the rich then, since i suppose all things are meaningless
>bye weeks im bored and i dont want to watch the Plastic Sunday games fuck this gay league
>>82161061Not after next Saturday senpai.
i just thought about this this morning; the CPL (once it starts) will either not have a draft, or have to draft from U Sports or Canadians from NCAA. All of those options are memeworthy
>>82165153>CPLHate to break your bubble leaffag, but you're gonna have to get a new acronym because CPL is registered trademark of the California Premier League.
>>82165153CPL is clearly a long term project so having a draft is an acceptable lose until academies get set up
>>82163958please watch our league
>>82168071Give me my Olympique New Orleans already and we'll talk
>>82168370>Olympique NOLA>Wenger is manager
>>82162944It’s sports my dude, you should channel this passion towards things that actually matter, if all you can think about is rich guys who work for these teams you probably aren’t in it for enjoyment They’re paid what they are for their ability, if you were a high level manager at some business and a person who isn’t educated in your field started saying all people in your position should be paid less, does that make much logical sense?
>>82158813Grant Wahl doesn't know a single thing about soccer
>>82169096Is that you Wynalda?
DCUNITED(please don't be as bad)
>>82170665>DeLeon as fullback>left winger not marking at allDon't hold your breath tripfriend
>>82170665DC is the bane of atnalta United for some reason
>>82166629I'd fuck it.
nobody in this atlanta stadium is actually from atlanta. can't be. georga is college american football country.
>>82170801>DC is the bane of atnalta United for some reason>DC is the bane
>>82170920>illegals bussed in from elsewhereTHIS FUCKING MEME IS EVEN INFILTRATING /SP/
>>82170920Theres a decent tailgate scene at United games, lots of sec\soccer overlap
>>82170930FIRST ONE TO SIGN A DP GETS TO STAY IN MY DIVISION
Atlanta looks like it'd be a p fun place to watch a game desu
>>82170920Atlanta is a city town now desu>>82171051when its packed with 70k plus im sure its one of the better atmospheres in the world
>>82170985southern people hate soccer. they like lots of food, the bible, nascar and most importantly, "real" football.soccer is for tricking little girls into exercising, not watching grown men do.
>>82169017read a book ffs
>>82171145You mad pussy?
No wonder DCU can't make a successful pass in the attacking half, Acosta's on the bench.What's the fucking deal?
>>82171145then explain a team in Georgia being more well attended than the majority of soccer teams in the world
>>82171145An Atlanta United game is the whitest ticket in town
>>82171473because the majority of atlanta soccer fans are from some place else. they didn't grow up or go to college in georgia so they have no allegiance to the local college football.i'd probably do the same thing. i live in a city i didn't grow up in. but the nearest mls team is too far, i don't feel like driving all the way out there.
>>82171618they all lived in williamsburgh in 2013 and now they live otp but will tell you they are lifelong southerners
>>82170761I 'member when DeLeon got traded, seemed to have potential as an attacking winger>>82170801Bane?
AM I WRONG HERE IAN?
>>82171051Going down there in May for SKC @ ATL, Wednesday night. I just hope the lower bowl is full & there is some sort of atmosphere outside of the supporters.
>>82171727STOP IT MARTINEZ
LMAO HE DID THE AR-15 CELEBRATION, SUSPENSION INCOMING
rip in piss DeeCee
>LGTSS COONS OUT>>82172222CHECKED
Taylor “PERFECT” twellman
>mls is just becoming another south american league with north ameican water carriers
>a soccer field, a fucking soccer field
Carleton looks like he picked up a haroin habit during offseasom
No commentary on the nycfc game baka
>12 year old ballboy taller than MoralesKek
BASED Tinnerholm saving my fantasy team
>>82173124this game is shit
>>82173124>oh its just preseason, everyone's going to suck shit and there will be a bunch of ties>just do the same shit you did last seasonOnly Villa can save me from this disaster
he scores these
I'm so fucking happy I abandoned this dumpster fire of a club and now support lafc instead. The Galaxy are fucking bad
>>82173241>LgAy GaYlaxy on suicide watch
fuck these young south american playersthey are taking minutes away from our homegrowns
>>82173241must have been a tough three years for you, m8
For me, its LAFC
>supporting a bob bradley team
>>82173241>>82173272>>82173309>>82173309KYSGalaxy just need a good coach hopefully we can recruit Bielsa or Pizzi since he fucked up in Chile
Did they somehow manage to make this "soccer field" even smaller?
>going through twitter>guy is explaining how pro/rel would mean a specific teams twitter would send out tweets in multiple languages to reach all their fans rather than only using english in a closed systemhow far down the rabbit hole can some of these guys go?
>>82173241>being this fair weather. You’re what’s wrong with this world.
>>82173449hey man, I wasn't trashing the Galaxy! Just the asshole abandoning them after three years of relative decline. We can still be MLS bros!
>>82173513It's simple really.>Live in a city>Support a club in that city since they have been the only club here for some time>Lol who cares about Chivas>A new club forms>Decide to give them a go since the other one currently isn't doing wellI think I've made the right decision and so too have thousands of other Los Angeles citizens. It's just what happens when a new club forms. Surely you won't say no one can be a fan of lafc will you?
Jesus Medina seems very legit. Looks real good for MLS, bringing in kids like him.
If FIFA had any balls they would step in and say MLS can't sanction adult professional matches on this AYSO field.
>>82173787>tfw the world cup final will never be hosted at yankee stadium
>>82173590It's almost like giving LA a second team was a fucking stupid idea and it should have gone to a city who actually deserved a team
>>82173931But LA deserves a team
>>82173931>inb4 some smart ass implies LA didn't have an MLS team
SIGI OUTall these skillful players but we still have a MLS hoofball tier coachJDIMSA
>people thinking pro/rel could truly come to mls when the reality is if it did, lags would be relegated two years in a rowGet real folks.
so close, yet so far away
>>82174804If there was pro/rel MLS would be exclusively a Cali-Tex-NY league, and half the teams would be in LA and New York.
>playing better without gio.
When does zlatan get here? Asking for help
>nobody beleebed in us
>The Portland Valeris only team with no goals
>>82174927>all of the teams would be where people areIs that a bad thing or something?
>>82174927Thats stupid and obviously not true, but I am interested in your bizarre paranoia about being dominated by Big Strong States Do you also worry that Wyoming isn't a global leader in technology? Do you spend your nights shaking because Kentucky isn't respected? What drives a person to worry so much about irrelevant flyovers? Greed, hatred?
>>82175231No, especially since there would be zero leaf teams. I actually believe its preferable, but /mls/ gets irreparably bootyblasted any time a team goes to a metropolitan area with more than a million people in it.
>>82175231to flyover country probably, who cares really?
>>82175315Sorry, when I said people what I actually meant were bags of money, because that's all Americans will ever be.
American prorel would be hilarious corruptionball like it is in mexico so i hope it happens*buys ur city's promoted team and moves it to my city*Heh, nothing personal kid
>>82175339>city doesn't fund stadium>purposefully tank team to get "relegated">move
>>82175339>>82174927>>82158977is this the work of an unprincipled shillor the rantings of a principled lunatic either way, pathetic
I for one can't wait for pro/rel to destroy the sport here
>>82173931you're not wrong
>>82175691just for thinking that, garber has added 2 more teams ahead of sacramento on the list
oy vey, now they've done itLAFC? more like DrumpfC way to support fascism you fucking racists
>>82175941thank for you for defending the latino community, mr Rosenblatt.
>>82175941they paid for advertising segments on univision local news. only fags get bent out of shape about a spanish twatter account that is inconsequential in comparison to the OTA TV
I've never watched soccer in my life but I guess I'm an LAFC fan now. Tell me mlsbros, how do I learn more about this sport and how can I watch my new favorite team play?
>>82176139when they kick the ball in the net that's when you cheer
>>82176139Just bee yourself
Has there been a worse DP signing than Gio Dos Santos? Galaxy look like an actual soccer team the second he gets off the field.
>>82173523You type like a fucking faggot, kys.
>>82175941>it's a faggot numale liberal soyboy bitching about minoritiesEsts gringos le gustan chupar pura verga.
>>82176139welcome friendgo to twitter.com, register an account, and follow user @MattDoyle76and most importantly, the score doesn't matter, we're here to have fun!
>>82176503>these newer fans forgetting denilson & jeferson
>>82176503not even the worst mexican dp lol
>>82176785He is legit worse that Rafa Marquez if that's what you're suggesting. At least Rafa had the decency to be injured half the time.
>>82154317Wanna get baked?
>>82176239>>82176282>>82176714Thanks for the shitposts I guess. All I know is that LAFC has a cool uniform and that there undefeated. I guess I'll pick things up as they go along.
>>82177274That's the spirit
>>82176007>>82176602Guys, I don't think that was an sjw tweet. I think he was just saying it's a bad business move.
>>82177274its a very simple sport that is on television at all hours of the day and which 20% if YouTube is dedicated to idk how to help you
>>82177451I am sure that Mr. Rosenblatt and his MLSsoccer.com friends were merely remarking upon the most successful methods of social media engagement
>>82177522Yep, that's what I'm saying
>>82170665mars? what are you doing here?
holy shit we won?
>>82177535Hey, if a guy comes up to me and says, "Shalom, my name's Mr. Rosenblatt, I know the secret into using social media to trick minorities into giving you money," I'm going to listen because I bet the guy knows what he's talking about
>>82174926points don't get set until monday morning, but i guess it is all downhill from here.
How is someone like Rasmus Schuller with Minnesota United able to get a Green Card after only being in Minnesota for like half a year?
>>82177664Where's clingingmars from? Sounds familiar
>>82178276What are these ranks you keep posting and where are they from
>>82178496overall mls fantasy league that has been bleeding users.only the 16 of us in the /mls/ league would get it.
>>82178167Interesting. Not sure how that applies to the situation we are discussing, though.
>tfw no MLS stars as famous as any MLB/NFL/HOC/NBA starsSolve that problem, and MLS wins.
>>82177765Don't get used to it.
>>82178544only those of us in the Kool Kids Klub would get it
>>82179501>famous MLB starsSince A-Rod retired is there even one? Which baseball "athlete" attends film premiers or eats dinner with politicians?
>>82179628mike trout, and the media is trying to push Judge hard
>>82180120if A-Rod was a B+ lister, Mike Trout is a D lister Sid and Ov probably B but other than that only gridiron and basketball can produce A list celebrity The idea that MLS will benefit from celebrity is how we got League Office FC and all the faggotry and wasted energy that the Beckham fiasco brought literally MLS 1.5 idea
Friendly reminder that >we are the good guys of MLS, and >we are making the playoffs this year.
>>82181786Friendly reminder your vile city and all its pointless history will be washed away by the flood waters of the Atlantic before our deaths and I will stand ashore as the wailing women and children slip beneath the waves of our ruined future and I will only call out to them, "doop in hell"
>>82181961No, that's why we keep New Jersey around, as a sea-level rise buffer area.
>>82179628>>82180120>>82180162It's the offseason, but once the season begins you can count on some player or another getting the most press or showing up on Colbert/Fallon/Kimmel. It's an off-year because media outlets don't consider the Astros "marketable" but if the Doyers had won you can bet your ass you'd see their players making a Big Bang Theory cameo or some shit.Back to soccer: Get your shit together, LAFC.
>>82181786>Union>playoffsRemember the part where you're Philly
>>82182743Is Drogba still owner/player for the Risings?
>>82183667"Phoenix Rising FC"
>>82183748Still not getting it.
I'm bored, so here's an obligatory power ranking of every club name in MLS(1/2):1. Vancouver Whitecaps: Clever as shit2. Colorado Rapids: Solid. Too bad everyone forgets they exist.3. Portland Timbers: I know what timber is, but what are timbers? How do you have more than one?4. San Jose Earthquakes: Not bad. Relatedly, Garber's just announced the next expansion club will be the New Orleans Katrinas.5. Seattle Sounders: Leave it to Seattle to name their team after the act of shoving something up your urethra.6. Los Angeles Galaxy: All these collective noun nicknames sound kind of stupid, but I get what they were trying to do with Hollywood and stars and all that. The effort's decent.7. Philadelphia Union: Trying to ride the line between American-style name and Euro-style name. Forgettable but inoffensive.8. Chicago Fire: Already made the Katrinas joke once. How much do MLS 1.0 clubs hate the cities they're from?9. Houston Dynamo: Hello, WNBA.10. Montreal Impact: Sounds like a bad mid-sized sedan trying to pass itself off as a sports car for people who can't afford a sports car11. New England Revolution: Like Twin Peaks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and that logo, needs to go back to the 90s where it belongs
>>8218394512. Los Angeles FC: At least LA has a sizeable population of people that actually call it football.13. Columbus Crew: Sounds like upper middle class white kids from the suburbs rapping about riding the rough streets of their housing development in mom's Dodge Caravan14. New York City: Congratulations on successfully identifying where you play. I guess that's important?15. Minnesota United: The only thing Minnesota's going to be united with is Canada16. Orlando City: Just in case you thought they might mean Orlando State or Orlando Cabrera17. Atlanta United: United with...?18. DC United: Too bad all their fans live in Maryland.19. Toronto FC: When Americans didn't like soccer, they made it into American football. When Canadians didn't like American football, they made it into Canadian football. When Torontonians didn't like Canadian football, they made it into Toronto football...which is apparently back at soccer.20. FC Dallas: Y'all know, like one of them there wetback teams.21. New York Red Bulls: We named a team after an energy drink. That's not even joke. That actually happened. And somehow it's not even the worst name in the league.22. Sporting Kansas City: Which is, in fact, not a sporting club, not really a city, and up until recently in their history, not actually in Kansas23. Real Salt Lake: None of that imitation salt lake like you'd find in the NASL.
>>82183956>>82183945What a brainlet
>>82183945>>82183956You have to go back.
>>82183945this is terrible
>>82183945>>82183956:3 thanks for ur contribution, u are appreciated
>Weekly soccer has begun again
>>82183976>>82184013>>82184781>>82185329>>82185383lmao all these asspained <12 supporters op is absolutely correct btw, your team's name is fucking SHIT
>>82181786we don't doopin' give a crudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MizI90UV1w
Join the /mls/ and footy serverhttps://discord.gg/SPTMN2y
>LAFC doesn't play again until 3/31WHAT THE FUCK
>>82190066Fuck off, new kid
>>82190066fuck, should go to the stub for that one.
>>82190066Why LAFC now and not >LAGs earlier?
Who's getting relegated this year and who's going to the Champion's la
>odd number of teamsIS MLS COPYING /HOC/
>>82191058It would be even if Miami had gotten their shit together 5 years ago like they were supposed to
>>82191225It would be even if Jewber got his shit together and let Sacramento join the party already.
>>82191292yall niggas need to realize garber doesnt run the league, hes an employee of the owners, he does what they want, his position is just the lighting rod designed to give people to take their frustrations out on
>>82191292>mls>ever 2 sacwhat a good laugh
>>82191292I'd rather have Cincy desu.
Are you ready for ConCACAf anons? What are your thoughts on tomorrow's games?>Tigres (1)-(2) Toronto>NY Energy Drinks (2)-(0) TijuanaFor me, the game on NY is decided unless there is some early Xolos goal. The other one seems interesting enough but I fancy Tigres to win this 2-0.
>>82192004Tigres goes to extra time, they knock out LeafsBulce get BTFO, 4-0
>>82192004but can we count on you when the chicano menace rears its head again
>>82191225>Nashville and ATL have their shit together better than MiamiHow does that make you feel?
Don't look now but Minnesota has a non-negative goal differential for the first time in their history and the fifth longest active sell-out streak in MLS
>>82192135>no molinoHad a nice run Loons.
>>82192004Dog Eaters and Tiggers will win, but a good showing by the MLS and they'll tell themselves they earned respect or whatever and make no more investments and be content to never win
proof that MLS>Polish League get fucked haters
>September 9th: Toronto vs LigaMX Clausura winner in "Champeones Cup""PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAGUE BIG, STRONG LATINO FRIENDS"They don't even have the balls to give it an official English name like the Gold Cup
>>82194434ok I thought it was pretty common knowledge that that guy's draft stock slipped because his interest in a Poland move was broadcast well in advance
Guys...is this a big deal?>https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2018/03/13/mls-and-liga-mx-join-forces-new-landmark-partnership>MLS and Liga MX join forces in new landmark partnership>Major League Soccer and Liga MX announced a long-term partnership, designed to strengthen the sport in North America.>The alliance, bringing together the three nations involved in the United 2026 FIFA World Cup hosting bid, will focus on creating new competition to fuel the rivalry between the countries on the field as well as sharing best practices and prioritizing social responsibility efforts.>Campeones Cup>In the first of the newly created showcase competitions, the leagues will hold an annual Campeones Cup between the champions of each league, building on the growing rivalry between both leagues in the CONCACAF Champions League.>This year's edition will see Toronto FC host either 2017 Apertura champion Tigres UANL or the winner of the current 2018 Clausura Liga MX season at BMO Field on September 19.>“Major League Soccer is proud to come together with Liga MX for this unprecedented partnership,” MLS Commissioner Don Garber said in a statement. “Together, we have a vision to elevate the popularity of our game to even higher levels in North America. We are excited to have the MLS champion take on Liga MX’s top club in the Campeones Cup this year and build further programs in the years to come.”>All-Star Showdown>Among the components of the initiative, a future MLS All-Star Game presented by Target will feature players in both leagues squaring off in a match long desired by fans throughout North America.>In addition, the annual MLS Homegrown Game presented by Energizer will include a Liga MX Under-20 club team as the annual opponent, continuing a tradition established in past years.
>>82195905nigga i ain't reading that
>>82194434You mean proof that MLS is so incompetent with scouting talent that bigger european clubs take away academy products and "rejects" here who become better in a competitive environment. We are probably English tier when it comes to scouting so it's no wonder shitters like Zardes and Morris made it to the national team.
>>82195905Yes major deal, Liga MX and MLS are smartening up and realizing they can both help each other and themselves grow
>>82195905>designed to strengthen the sport >fuel the rivalry>social responsibility efforts>newly created showcase competitions>a match long desired by fans Garber go fuck yourself in your fat ass
>>82196731threadly reminder to please stop and think before you post, my stupid fucking idiotic cunt hater friend
business idea:more international friendlies
>>82197425Never heard of them.
>>82194434just goes to show people will always slip through the cracks and the point is to fix that
>>82195020>At the draft in Philadelphia, he fell far below expectations and was eventually selected by the Colorado Rapids in the fourth round – a level where few are awarded pro contracts..“I was disappointed,” Iloski told ASN from Poland. “I was not expecting to drop that low, to be honest. Just as in life as in football, you can't get too high or too low. That was definitely one of my lowest moments in awhile. But I was able to bounce back and take advantage of another opportunity.”
>>82196904Campeones Cup and the MLS - MX all star game legitimately sound fun and are good for growth >>82198334Exactly, many teams even outside of mls let things slip through considering he can play in Europe and nobody was trying to sign him before the draft
>>82198347Look at Jake Elliot for the Union, drafted in 4th round and has solidified himself as the best defender on the team, scouring is more art than science
WE DYNAMO NOW
>>82198347>>At the draft in Philadelphia, he fell far below expectationsThis statement applies to really any Philly team, honestly.
>>82199199Yeah, especially the one that just won a superbowl
>>82199199>yfw Philly has been a football, basketball, hockey, AFL, Rugby, college, soccer national champion
>>82201841wait wut happens tonight
MOST IMPORTANT GAMES IN MLS HISTORYCOMING RIGHT UP
>>82201848red bulls choke against xolos
CUADRENSE PINCHES GRINGOS
>37 minutes to page 10GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, LADS
Who ready for endless CHI tears?
>>82201979this is what a big strong white man looks like
>>82201870who or what is a xolo
>>82205076spic dog w no hair
Time to satisfy some autism with the mickey mouse cup
>>82205611who is our team this year?
>>82205611>united soccer league (division II)Feels good
streaming for tonight's friendly?
>>82198382>Campeones Cup and the MLS - MX all star game legitimately sound funperhaps>good for growthobjectively wrong and has been shown so time and time again the league doesn't need gimmicks for the fans, it needs to expand that fanbase. it needs better television deals (live twitter/Facebook games are a meme and anyone who thinks that's the future is drinking kool-aide) and it needs more roots in local development
>>82205076a tasty delight from our fine friends South of the border
>>82207038Anything to get the league in the same conversation as liga mx is good when we have millions of chicanos who can't name three mls teams
>miss an opportunity>immediately get scored oneverytime
I thought these were semis already
>>82207312Chicanos will never watch mls or care for it when the Mexican league appeals to them
>>82204651>this is what a choker looks like. Know when to act and call 911
CUTE MEDICAL TRAINER
>spics already throwing themselves to the groundpink cows got this
>>82207312>still believing the CHI memethis is like still believing that Trump is actually a secret genius. its over, its been found outadults who don't watch MLS aren't going to start in mass, and the way to get kids is to have actual games be watchable and have teams actually participating in their region
>>82208136yeah I'm gonna be honest, most of the time I watch a PL game those are about as unwatchable as lots of MLS games, just gotta give it time for the younger generations who don't give a shit about baseball and football as much to make more money so they'll be spending it on MLS/soccer as their sports entertainment option
>>82207990yeah but their children might. As the future generation give less of a shit about who their parents supported, if they're into soccer they'll be more open to watching their local team rather than watching a team in a country they don't identify with as much. This isn't really so much about the present for either league but the future growth.
are they gonna really do it?
chicanos and anti-mls shills getting blown out hard in 2018
We did it lads
obligatory Sosa gets wasted to celebrate and gets fucked by a stranger prediction
>our year la
>the American vacation colony of tijuana
>>82208961>gets fucked by a stranger is there a precedent for this?
I'm extremely excited to see how the Mexican press reacts to this onehas an MLS team ever been 5-1 up on a Mexican one in CCL?
>>82209020>the prostitutes of the american fraternities of tijuanahas anyone been to hong kong in tijuana?
So what kind of excuse will CHI’s come up with?
the state of me
>>82209165do you live in Idaho?
>>82209179might as well
>>82205611>naslel btfo before the tournament even startsPerfect
>>82209034>>82208961Arwasy drunk fucking a team if mexicans
>>82209038not that I remember>toronto's MVP
>>82209034Sosa has "met-up" with fellow /mls/ red bull fans in a thinly veiled ploy to solicit anonymous sex
haven't been here in 2 days, what'd i miss
>the kid giovinco brought out was taller than himMIND GAMES START ALREADY
starting you fuggs
>>82208939/we/ are literally one of the best leagues in the world la's Mexicans BTFO (also please watch our league)
Toronto about to get frenched
>>82209272Drive into the median at then entrance to a tunnel :)
>>82208939Holy shit that's empty.
i wonder how many cartel members are in the audience right now
I love Creedence Clearwater
>>82209616>muh cplWhat is going on over there?
>>82209567I live in manthattan i don have a carI didnt fuck the kid i met he posted in here a couple days ago. I only fuck bears guys, cmon.I hope all the other mls teams lose idc
>>82209696It got moved back a year because they didn't want to rush things. Cities are currently bidding but I don't know how strict they're going to be.Also it's going to be the best league in North America>Soon
>>82209699Is that a drawing from a child you kidnapped?
hola putitos de emeles>>82209659they definetly have a booth
>>82209778i hope ottawa/any shitty town near here gets a team in the can PL i hate the fury
>>82209892if you don't mind my asking, why do you hate the fury
>>82209910i'm a leafs fan and they're sens fans
HOLY SHIT DREW MOOR YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE
>>82208939>viking army"WE DON'T GIVE A CRUD ABOUT SHOWING UP"
Holy shit how the fuck is that not a red
Mavinga is God
>>82209970yeah its not actually personal or anything hate might be a strong word to use there
Holy shit Bradley is world class sometimes
>>82210084>world class>doesn’t qualfy for 2018 WC
>>82210128>soccer is a 1 man gameplease tell me you're just shitposting and not actually a brainlet anon
>>82210148>Bradley is so world class he failed to lead he’s team to the 2018 World Cup. Your post is too ironic in the current year.
>canadian team vs mexican team>burgers still manage to draw a line to failing to qualify for the world cup
Oh looks like the chicano cucks are back
>>82209699>tripfag is gaywho could have guessed?
>>82210270>American coachAre there any Canadians playing for toilet fc?
>>82210269Whats your point.Right now he is playing like the best player in the region.
>>82210338The point is his mediocrity over shadows what quality he some times shows. I wouldn’t give him the benefit of the doubt. World class players are ones who protect their spot on a team and not a safe space dp spot.
>>82210313learn the lore fag
>anti-mls insecure fagotos so booty blasted they run to the Liga MX in search of safe haven only to get bullied morelmao, I will never stop bullying you faggots
>>82210483Dude how much of an insecure faggot do you have to be to come into MLS threads and say "lol no mls sux, the team i support 200 thousand miles from here is much better bro"
>Itt anons to butthurt of a little criticism and facts
>>82210543I actually have no personal problems with them, I just like bullying them in the only outlet they think they have power in
guys your negativity is powering tigres, please be more positive
>tfw glorious /mls/ apex bully meta>tfw clearly beating mexican teams>tfw signing better players>tfw developing more playersEXTREMELY good time to be a domestic soccer fan, lads
Why are tigres treating Osorio like he's actually goodUnless.....
>>82210454yeah we need more people like bocanegra and keyra and arugilla and arugilla 2 and barigllastop talking like the american national team ever accomplished anything beyond getting that colombian shotyou're shitting on people who have made your country more relevant than it's ever managed to be in this sport based on some golden past that didn't even fucking happen
this free kick is perfect length for giovinco, watch out
>>82210582Canadians are not legitimate mls members so who cares?
>>82210601thank you canada, retarded americans will hate you, but I know you are our greatest ally at heart
>>82210601>>82210631look at the US national team before MLS and after, once you realize how much better the national team has been since MLS was started you'll realize that the retarded >muh past players and >muh superior euro based players is just a meme by people being misdirected by millionaires who hate the establishment/profit off of shameless tv supporters
>>82210601>you're shitting on people who have made your country more relevant than it's ever managed to be in this sport. What are you even talking about?
>>82210601Bradlel and Altishit have done nothing but embarrass us. Altishit was voted worst striker in the Premier league history by some British magazine iirc and Bradlel was a meme.
>>82210665> how much better the national team has been since MLS was startedThat's objectively wrong. You clearly weren't around before 2014, Doyle.
>>82210708I've been watching soccer since 2007, also MLS started in 1996 my insecure friend, the US was notoriously terrible at making world cups before mls
>>82210693>Altishit was voted worst striker in the Premier league history by some British magazine iircoh wow a britishmagazine? god knows how great the columnists in those areyou lost this entire argument a week ago just stop shitting up every single thread with this nonsense>Bradlel was a memeyeah and random africans with american citizenship sitting on benches in bottom rung euro clubs is the result of sound analysisenough out of you already
>>82210693you ever watch Lampard or Gerrard here? Absolutely terrible. Doesn't make them terrible players though does it?
>>82210725Almost every single great American player had a decent career in Europe. This is literally factual. Bradley and Altidore will never be recognized as top American players because they failed in their careers early and failed with the national team too many times to count.
>>82210731Just because they tear up the mls doesn't make them good national team players. Bradlel and Altishit were never good. I would go down their list of failures if I could but I really can't be bothered to type paragraphs
>>82210745yeah those hamburg SV and fulham cunts are top player compared to someone who played for Roma right
>taking out the player that's saved tfc's ass too many times to counti love hagglund as much as the next guy, but come on
>>82210763he has to be injured wtf im scared
>>82210760Bobby Wood isnt even close to being a great American forward. Dempsey literally scored against Juventus in the Europa League while Bradley was benchwarming for De Rossi and quit like a pussy bitch instead of coming back home with decency like Deuce.
>>82210759Didn't Altidore absolutely destroy the dutch league with a mid-table club?
>>82210745explain Donovan, terrible at Bayern, less than a seasons worth of appearances in England, best American player ever
USA USA USA
>>82210775you're honestly just an idiot
>ANTI MLS SHILLS BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>82210777The dutch league has a bunch of fraud strikers come through like Bony and Altidore for every Ibrahimovic and Suarez.
AND SAWKER'S COMING HOMEONE LEAF ON THE SHIRT
>>82210802Stop embarrassing yourself leaf.
So this is that brilliant Mexican soccer I keep hearing about
>the state of Liga MX
>>82210802You're honestly just a retarded leaf but that's to be expected.
Based fucking manlet
>B-B-BUT MLS ISN'T GETTING BETTER I P-P-PROMISEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>82210828like how much of your identity did you wrap up in being le contrarian footy lad in real life that you'll cling to such a stupid argument
>>82210867> le contrarian footy lad in real life Is this bizarro world? Mls shills are the minority in terms of soccer viewers in North america, you do realize that right?
>>82210731I watched most of altidores games for Sunderland. The fans absolutely hated him. It was a victory if he didn't lose the ball immediately upon receiving it.
nice goal, not gonna liebut at the same time, FUCK
>>82210894it goes straight to pens
UNO MAS PENDEJOS CANADA
>the sad state of team fortress classic
>>82210903>straight to pensThat is actually extra meme
>>82210828>>82210845>>82210885>>82210886>if i keep double replying everyone will forget last week when i said bobby wood was better than jozy altidore!seriously My Little Sawker you're the worst poster on this entire faggoty board
i think /LigaMX/ is a lying propaganda machine, because when I look into the crowd I see no attractive women
>>82210935you mad pussy?
>>82210935>being this butthurt.
>>82210950no i think you're a lonely faggot that can't even make friends on the internet
>>82210935Literally only two of those are mine so idk what you're trying to imply with your sperging out.
THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN THE MANLET DOES IT AGAIN
Holy cow! I think he scored!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>82210945If you look closely at the women in those pictures you can see they're caked in makeup/out of shape. Mexican women are not attractive.Literally the exact free kick he scored against atl last year
>>82210945the ones in their pics are paid to be there.
Anyone have webm?
I T A L I A NTALIANM A N L E TANLET
>the shitty of pumas
You pretty much can't hit a free kick better than that
i guess its official, the wall is going up
anti mls shills continually blown out... god bless 2018
>trump becomes president >mlels beats mexican teams consistentlybased trump
Jesus h christ"My little sawker, doyle" fagsBT FO
>>82211102Lol actually its only 1 faggot here all day calling everyone doyle.
>>82211102>>82211118calm down doyle teehee
>>82211118I think its maybe 2 or 3, but yes they're a vocal minority that I take pleasure in bullying
>>82211102>>82211132i really wish they would just go away already, they ruin every toronto match thread with their autistic bullshit and they don't even like this league so wtf
>>82211081>2018 WCYou do realize the memeing will get worse this summer.
>>82211139No one likes toronto tbf
rip stephen hawking
Are there away goals on this, I always forget
>>82211154yeah that's fine but it's like in hoc with the people who just spam LAFFS over and over againat a certain point you realize you'd enjoy it more if you didn't even use /sp/ because 90% of what you're reading is just autistic spam
>>82211166the s to spit on grave post in liga mx did make me kek as much as i hate to admitalso does this goal means Tigre need 2 more to win? Unlikely
>>82211139>I really wish they would just go away alreadyYou have the tempermant of a Redditor
>>82211216and you have a jew dad
>>82211216They really do. If you cant handle banter you should go back
That guy's nuts are just bouncing through his shorts
>>82211189yeah its 4 - 3 aggregate
>>82211182>he thinks /mls/ is a safe space.
>>82211267>>82211267>>82211267BEW NEW NEW NEW NEW>>82211267>>82211267>>82211267
>>82211216>>82211240>>82211253are you an only child or something? can you actually not conceive of a universe where nobody enjoys speaking to you?
>>82211189Why would anyone hate Hawking?
>>82211275Just stop crying, you fucking loser. Everyone is laughing at your insecure responses and samefagging.
>>82211315>Everyone is laughing at your insecure responses and samefaggingyou're one person posting the same things over and over in every single thread and spam replying anyone who says anything to youkilling yourself would be an improvement over the life you livehonestly
>>82211216dude is literally 25% of the posts in one thread desu
>>82209352We didn't have sex, just shared a joint ;^)