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The MMA Hour with Dustin Poirier, Michelle Waterson, Rafael dos Anjos, Kevin Lee, Megan Anderson, Santiago Ponzinibbio, Sean O'Malley, Kyle Bochniak, Mike Jackson, Antonina Shevchenko, Jonas Jerebko, Shaun Al-Shatti
https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/4/16/17241134/

Events:
Apr 20 One Championship 71: Heroes of Honor
Apr 20 LFA 37: Bice vs. Perez
Apr 21 UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs. Lee
Apr 27 LFA 38: Hughes vs. Greene
Apr 28 CWFC 93: Cage Warriors Fighting Championship 93
Apr 28 Bellator 198: Fedor vs. Mir

News:
>Darren Till baffled by Wonderboy’s evaluation of him: ‘I didn’t think it was the real Stephen Thompson’
https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/4/16/17229262/

>Brad Tavares says Michael Bisping told him ‘get the f*ck out of here’ following UFC on FOX 29 callout
https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/4/15/17238848/

>Dustin Poirier wants lightweight title fight next, not Eddie Alvarez or Conor McGregor
https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/4/15/17239386/

>Justin Gaethje believes he has five fights left
https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/4/15/17239274/
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hope you like my thread bud, I tried hard just for you

>helpful news and links
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this is the thread
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EL CUCUY bless
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Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?
Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.
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Rose will get exposed hard in her next fight.
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>>82951576
Is it really exposed if she loses to Andrade?
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>>82951576
Just like Joanna exposed her oh wait lol
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It will be nice to see Till get exposed desu
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>>82951576
>>82951590
It's Dern's belt anyway,
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>>82951595

I love JJ but she's a one trick pony and Rose fought a perfect fight against her. Jessica will ruin her on the floor.
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>>82951604
cool starry bra
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>>82951576
Rose lost her last fight
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>>82951604

>Split decision debut against a can
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>>82951627
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Rose-Namajunas
it seems to say here, at the UFC's official website, that she won her last fight?
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Huge fan of B F*CKING S here.
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unironically shit
already saw whittaker yoel
colby will lay and pray
manlets
wmma and carla vs claudia is a huge mismatch
arlovski and reem have been deleted 10x+ each why are they fighting
wwe wrestler vs a reporter
ufc 225 is overrated
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>In many ways......
>___ won the deicision, ____ won the fight
>cazzie

Stop forcing memes.
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Current Schaub would heem prime Colby
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KHABIB JUST GOT ROCKED
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spicybangers.tk

gaethje vs pooyay needs to be added
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>>82951675
maybe """""""officially"""""""""""" but i have personally updated the heem official records as a win for JJ
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>>82951550
this is sorely in need of an update in light of the conor bus situation
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>>82951650
>caring what judges think
It was a clear Dern win.
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>>82951576
Hope she doesnt and meanwhile JJ keeps BTFO'ing the rest of the division so she earns a spot as a title contender again. Would love to see Rose knock out Joanna in their third fight again. I wanna see that delusional polish cunt be miserable and keep making excuses until her last reddit soycuck fan doesnt support her anymore. Man, I really hate that goblin. Call me a raging sperg, I dont care and you are probably right
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>>82951681

Punk is winning my man. After all the crazy shit lately he has to.
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>>82951698
how much does the government give you a month
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>>82951616
>I love JJ
Yes I already knew that cause you're hoping on Rose's downfall.
>she's too mentally weak
>le boogeywoman
rofl
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>>82951703
oh for sure maybe she should keep her head down and be quiet and then she can make $14,500 + $5000 reebucks like 95% of wmma fighters

she's a cunt but i'd be SEETHING if my pay literally got cut into 1/8th of what it was
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Amanda Cooper beat Angela Magana
Angela Magana beat Jessica Aguilar
Jessica Aguilar beat Carla Esparza
Carla Esparza beat Rose Namajunas
So if Dern beats Cooper she has practically already beat Rose
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpEcsIoY8Zw

Reem bless lads
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>>82951703

>Miserable

Rose is miserable whether she wins or loses
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>>82951735
women are lucky they make $100 fighting 90% of their fights are literally worth nothing
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>>82951742
>caring about wmma outside of who's got the p4p best bunda
baka my man
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>>82951711
I can't remember right now. over 800 £ after tax.
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>>82951754
*tips*
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>>82951743

Is it possible to win the title with a deleted chin?
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>>82951755
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Is Bingo Sports a good fighter?
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Karolina Kowalkiewicz: $51,000 ($23,000 to show, $23,000 win bonus, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

top 5 in the world
23K to show
can't even whore yourself out to a real sponsor when it actually matters (during fight week/in the cage)
lol
don't quit your day job
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>>82951698
>not logging in and commenting
you need to go further
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>>82951791
she's lucky to make that, way overpaid
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>>82951795
I would probably get banned for my comments.
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>>82951791

Poor Karolina. At least she's marketable and can shill stuff for extra cash, most WMMA girls can't even do that.
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>>82951832
It''s sad she has to do porn on the side
Her porn name is Natalia Starr.
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>>82951791
That's 5 year's salary in Ukraine
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funny how that pans out
tecia has the same wins as rose, beat rose the first time really couldn't be mad with the decision either way the second time they fought, rose gets hundreds of thousands of dollars more money (8x more in reebok pay per fight alone), tecia gets flushed by andrade before she gets a title shot chance
nothing personality kid
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What’s the best way to heem someone
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>>82951882
VME loves Rose.
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>>82951904
tell them usada is behind them, then smack them in the head with a rock when they turn around in fright.
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>>82951904
If you heem your enemies, they win.
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>>82951904

Without mercy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGShDc1LyU

watch this an tell me if it was a management decision to only show rose hitting joanna and to add a unique special effect for her punches only, or if it was just the one guy in charge of it being a dick
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>>82952003

UFC never got behind Joanna despite her being the most entertaining woman. Now they see Rose, who's prettier, American and damaged enough for them and they clearly want her to be a superstar. She has zero actual personality though.

>DUDE SHE WAS RECITING THE LORD'S PRAYER
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>>82952003
Joanna never landed any face punches on Rose
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>>82952027
>the most entertaining woman
Bwahahahahahahahaha no wait let me stop laughing bwahahahahaha most entertaining woman hahahahaha 200 leg kicks landed and a decision machine is entertaining bwahahahahaha what's wrong with you my guy bwahahaha your eddie bravo tier conspiracy isn't even the worst part of that post bwahahaa
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>>82952027
UFC is just dying for semi attractive women they can market
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>>82952036
this, but a liver punch instead
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>>82952049

For definite.
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Wish Megan Anderson would heem me
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>>82951576
feed rose to me
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>>82952068
Gangbang victim, she must really be struggling
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>>82952027
>>82952049
I think Rose is very marketable exactly because she isn't a pretty girl.
Rose appeals to the california soy types.
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>>82952104

She is pretty though, she just tries not to be. Which probably appeals to the same group.

>>82952099

>Had to change her name from Sletten so people would stop calling her Slutton
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>>82952104
>Joanna fan calling anyone soy
Lol moron
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>>82951790
DA BESS
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>>82952121
Yes soy people love intentional uglyness.
Good thing Dern doesn't belive in that crap.
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>>82952104
disagree my man, she's very attractive for ufc standards

we are talking bout women that punch each other in the face, not exactly the largest talent pool to draw from
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/heem/ I've been wondering.

Is anybody NOT a can?
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Heem needs new memes
Schlob posting is fun and all but spamming it will sour it same with relentlessly posting the same fightfusq
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>>82952140
>Joanna fan
Are you new? I only got 1 fu.
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>>82952104
>>82952121
>>82952173
The head shaving is the best marketing gimmick any of them have came up with yet. Literal insta-uniqueness in the image department and she didn't even have to do anything for it.
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>>82952173
By pretty girl i mean a girl that dolls herself up etc.
Like in mean girls.
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>>82952189
>>82952172
>>82951817
>>82951767

explain to me why you do this lol
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>>82952189
>Hurr you dunno who i am im the newest friend simulating sperg on here hurrr
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Hey h8ers Y'BLOCKBUSTER
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>>82952210
what?
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>>82952227
How much money have you donated to the Brian Ortega foundation?
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(((WE RISE IN RIZIN)))
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>>82952273
Not a single penny my man
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>>82952283
>ywn be this alpha
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>>82952234
O'MALLED
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>Get to see Cro Cop fight again in a month

I hope he wins buddehs.
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>>82952289
thats weak b
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>>82952306
He should, Nelson is shot to piss and Cro Cop is getting yolked again.
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>>82952325

Based no USADA
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>>82952306
nice odds
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>>82952312
I mean i for sure bought some black belt surfing merch how about the new tfatk merch though def a beast
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https://youtu.be/MA_PGp80igI
>pls notice me senpai
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Brendan Schaub is E-E-EASILY on the mount Rushmore of heavyweight GOATs
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>>82952371
The TMZ """"reporter"""" is the one hounding him and he couldn't care less
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>>82952389
who is that fighter? any good?
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https://youtu.be/0SK2QiMqll0
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>>82952371
pretty bored of the Diaz brothers shtick
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I love how much Schaub has infected Heem. Every other post has a schaubism. Springsbro must be so proud.
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>>82952389
based
>>82952400
wow delete this my man
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https://streamable.com/2cujs

Daily reminder to every pathetic photograsser ITT
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>>82952234
spam wmma for no reason lol
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>>82952306
Rizin 10 is in a month, 13 is in September

>they're giving him a real opponent
he's getting merk'd, poor cro cop
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>>82952434
>hey photograssers, y'blockbuster, the new iphone's netflick
what
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>>82952434
You reckon there is a single person in this world that takes him serious?
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>>82952453

Sorry lad that's from WMMA, just needed a relevant photo. Mirko's fighting Roy Nelson for Bellator in London.
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>>82952296
based baruto
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>>82952461
He's abbreviating talking. He stole that from another comedian, what he's saying is that photographers are as obsolete as blockbusters cause the new iphone has a good camera. Of course he could just say this but the CTE is too advanced.
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>>82952121
>so people would stop calling her Slutton
how dare they
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>>82952489
>paige isn't a dumb whor..........
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>>82952471
>first Rena loses her rizin belt, now Mio
fuck, at least she's still the shooto queen
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>>82952441
I only spam Dern. This video can explain it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0
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>>82952068
Oh for sure my man she was raped look how traumatized she is
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>>82952434
check out Ryan Loco he's my boy, one of the bes photogrissers in the wurld
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>>82952497
I desperately need Rena to choke me to death
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>>82952506
werdum going to sleep
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>>82952506
>>82952532
kek, Lewis literally got taken down and mounted by Tybura from double under hooks. Werdum sub in round 1 is literally guaranteed. Lewis is poo.
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>>82952408
Peak cringe
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>>82952496
going by iq she could fight at atomweight by a very comfortable margin.
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>>82952548
I'd agree if Werdum hadn't gotten deleted, Lewis catches him and puts him to sleep in the 1st
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>>82952434
Damn...CTE is a mmmunster
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>Kenya literally gone after 223
REALLY makes you think, huh
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>>82952566
I'd agree if Lewis just wiped out Tybura easily, but he didn't, he got taken down and worked over for the first two rounds before bailing himself out
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>>82952508
what did she win two abe vigodas for
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>>82952548
>>82952566
>>82952532
>herp derp
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>>82952579
Guess we'll see bud, you're my boy and I agree but I think you'll be surprised

>>82952577
he showed up during the gamethread for a bit two days ago
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>>82952590
good post
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>daily reminder mirco will probably retire at rizin new year event
>and end of an era has come
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>>82952609
Thanks. You might want to take another look at that poster ya dummy.
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>>82952612
>and end of an era
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>>82952506
Are they actually remaking this fight? Thought it would be Lewis-Ngannou 100%. Tybura controlled him well and had his back, I could see old horse get the W, could also see him brutally heemed
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>>82952558
>>82952489
For sure Paige isn't a slut my guys
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>>82952548
>Mfw you don't know that's an old poster
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>>82952530
based Lord
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>>82952641
for sure we were just pretending my guy, 100%
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this kills the Kebab can crusher
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>>82952680
Can somebody please shop that pimple off his nose. I hate it.
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stop being a NERD
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>>82952694
*hires pornstars to hang out with him cause too beta to get a gf*

Based Colby is our guy
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>>82952694
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>>82952579
lewis won round 1
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>>82952762
Real talk why would a man broadcast he's hanging around with roastie mudshark pornwhores? Is this considered "alpha"?
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>>82952762
he's anything but "based"
he's peak mandrama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9rlw-x4Jc

the trouble is that to be a popular heel you have to be funny or witty like Chael or Goobert, but he is neither.
i think i still want him to beat RDA though just to see all the soyboys, redditors, and hues chimp out.
also it will be funny to see him fight Tyquil since both him winning and losing will be funny
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>>82952809
attention whoring, he's style is extremely boring and it's the only way to get himself over (as a heel). No doubt he's a mandrama fan
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>>82951677
>u mad?
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>>82952833
>boring
last fight was a bloodbath
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>>82952831
Lol when did HHH become such a comedy act? Mandrama past 2004 was a mistake.
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>>82952831
>he's anything but "based"
>wants him to win
>calls Woodley "Tyquil"
>just to see all the soyboys, redditors, and hues chimp out
Just admit you (and your moms) a fan
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>>82952850
1/10
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>>82952434
this is actually upsetting, you can actually witness Schaub's mental capacity deteriorate over time.
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>>82952876
i want him to win because i'm a bitter loser and i enjoy seeing normies get upset
he's still a mandrama fag who isn't even good at trash talking
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>>82952831
>mini khabib commenting on the video
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>>82952850
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DWJ9Z1zScw
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Anyone got the durinho heem? Btw Leo Santos and durinho both deserve to be in the lw top 15
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>>82952831
Do you not actually enjoy martial arts at all? Is your only engagement with this sport "drama" and storylines?
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>>82952847
because Maia was a retard and wanted to play boxing
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>>82952940
Why hasn't Leo been booked for a fight

Btw I was watching Captain America Winter Soldier yesterday and GSP was in it as a henchman villain. Found that pretty funny.
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>>82952969
>Do you not actually enjoy martial arts at all?
no, i do not enjoy wrestlefucking

>Is your only engagement with this sport "drama" and storylines?
Firstly, we were specifically talking about colby's personality, not his fighting style, you idiot.
when someone makes their obnoxious character the first thing people associate with them, then yes, obviously people are going to talk about his personality.
he intentionally makes people forget about his actual fights and his style because they're so boring, so he compensates for this with a ridiculous gimmick to try and make himself seem interesting.

kys for writing such a stupid post
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>>82953038
You are the type of "fan" that is killing the sport
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>>82952408
>speaking from one can to another
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>>82952986
Leo wants a ranked guy which he's long overdue for but no ranked guy will fight him because it's too risky and he isn't a drawl

I was watching kung fu killer and surprisingly it was all mma style fighting and no kung fu meme shit. I enjoyed it a lot
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>>82953038
This is what irks me the most about him. He's not even an exciting fighter to watch, I would never go back and watch any of his fights and I doubt his "fans" would do so either. They like him mostly cause he's a try-hard cringelord desperate for attention from everywhere.
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Known Brendan Schaub associate, Joe Rogan, is live with that kid who is trying to clean all the trash out of the ocean
Joerogan.live
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>>82953054
good one, you've really changed my mind there with that insightful comment.

>>82953067
i think he has this "try-hard cringelord" personality BECAUSE he's a boring fighter.
the other sad thing is that he tries so hard but he only has 40k instagram followers, which is less than Andre Fili, Paddy Pimblett and Henry Cejudo.
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>>82952971
>13 attempted takedowns
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Is this how a victim of "sexual violence" portrays them self?
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>>82953220
can't wait till she loses again
people like her make a mockery of our sport
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>>82953242
Based Rose
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>>82953220
actually, yes.
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>>82953220
She's taking power away from her rapists you pigg
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>>82953220
going to need more slutty pics to make a determination
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>>82953279
i'm pretty sure Rose was the underdog for this fight...
Paige didn't even train MMA outside of fight camps, she just did crossfit.
i hate fighters that aren't "students of the game", but the fact that she was/is ranked shows you how shit WMMA is outside like 5 female fighters.
i hope she loses again and gets cut, along with 90% of the women's roster
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>>82953332
>gets cut
bish has 1 million insta followers. you think they're going to give her to Bellator?
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Is James Riggs a good fighter?
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>>82953220
>Rag on Rose for being closed off cause of her own past
>Rag on Paige for being the complete opposite
You spergs are pathetic.
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>>82953332
You do realize she is essentially now cut proof even moreso than she already was
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Put yourself in Colby Covington's shoes for a minute. You're a fairly talented fighter with elite wrestling and decent striking who's managed to string a few wins together and crack into the top ten of your division. But your style is boring. You aren't a knockout artist, you don't ragdoll opponents, you're a decisionator, with enough talent and wear-with-all to come out on top but no highlight reel material. You don't have a clear path to the title. You're a reasonably intelligent guy, you know how this business works, you know that you must be able to sell fights to jump the line to title contention, but, given that your style is about as interesting as watching paint dry, and you lack real charisma, you turn heel. But then you discover you're not good at it. In fact, not only are you not good at it, but you dislike the constant acting, the effort required to be something you're not. And now you're out of options. Either continue the charade into perpetuity, or stop, and look like a fool because of it. A living nightmare.
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>I feel so empowered after being raped let me hoe myself on instagram
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>>82951576
Who gives a flying fuck about women’s MMA?
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>>82953353
no, but it's just my personal dream that 90% of wmma fighters get banished to Invicta
at the very least they should only be on early prelims on Fight Pass.
this excludes:
>rose
>jj
>valentina
>nunes
>cyborg
>honda (if she ever comes back)
>title fights

>>82953360
yeah i know, i know she won't get cut, but i hope she is.
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>>82953379
>literally just describing Chael Sonnen circa 2009
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>>82953391
Why are you sperging out so hard about this?
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>>82953358
>rag on Rose
Aside from her being a wigger with a nigger husband nobody says anything about her
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>>82953448
For sure autist.
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>>82953391
>DUDE IM SUCH AN INCEL SPERG THAT I THINK RAPE IS HILARIOUS AND WOMEN SHOULD BECOME NUNS OR WEAR A HIJAB IF THEY WERE RAPED LMAO
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Slutten bless
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fucking Rogan has on an ultra faggot soyboy talking about cleaning the ocean from plastic
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How do you think you looked in the Rothwell fight?
>After I landed that spinning elbow he was on q-q-q-queer street son
You really think so? I think he baited you into that. I think that he knew your boxing was awful and he pretended to be hurt just so you could lower your hands and he could knock you out.
>For sure you know you're my boy but I gotta disagree bee
You disagree? Do you know that I taught GSP everything he knows about the wheelkick? You looked unimaginably stiff in that fight, you could see the difference not only in size but in technique between you two, Ben is bigger than you but his movements are more fluid like a fighter's the way you galloped towards him like you were CM Punk made me almost want to burst out laughing on commentary but I held it back cause you're my friend and I love you, but damn you really suck as a fighter you know that right? 4-4 in the UFC and now you have a boxing show on HBO, do the producers know how many times you've been knocked out? Why are they letting someone with the worst boxing and chin I've ever seen in the HW division break down fights? I worry about your commitment to anything. Get out of my studio and never come back.
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>>82953499
yeah I turned that off the second I heard that guy speak
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>>82953499
Rogan is a complete clown
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>>82953548
kek
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>>82953548
I've rewatched it so many times I can recognize Rogan's shirt from a glance
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>>82953332
Speaking of which, how come this general has so much women's mma discussion?
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>>82952086
>the banisher of bologna
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>>82953594
most people on 4chan are pretty lonely and so waifuposting permeates all boards
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>>82953630
>>82952652
Its true
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>Literally hover-handing on the hired whores you paid to show up
The fucking state of this man
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>>82953716
how many pics did he even take
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>>82953630
why is she so smug tho
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>>82953718
I hope he can finally say why he always loses to African Americans
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>>82953409
He was unironically raped as a child.
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What would u do if there was a grill on heem
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>>82953767
Heem her
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>>82953767
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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>Megan still not saying why she couldn't fight for an entire year
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>>82953767
post em
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>>82952626
Magoomba pussied out clearly

I wonder who is he going to fight next
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>>82953400
i agree that wmma should be contained to Invicta, not 90% though 100%
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>>82953591
Vid plz?
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>>82953716
>hoverhand

here this is what alphas do
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>>82953379
Getting paid 6 figures for your next fight while living in south Florida and hanging out with pornstars, a true living nightmare.
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>>82953402
chael sonnen clearly has a degree of charisma that covington flat out lacks. it's still fun for chael because he doesn't have to force it so hard
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>>82953949
For sure hanging around with porn whores is a beast
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>>82953949
>>82953716
>>82953379
he got raped by jon jones in college, it's why he's acting out like this
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>>82953949
>hanging out with pornstars
only a teenager would think this is cool
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>>82953630
It makes me quite angry. Motherfucking pussy worshippers everywhere ruining the entire internet
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>>82953767
I remember seeing a lot girls on 4chin when I was underage and used to browse /b/ and other shit back in 2008 or whatever

Nowadays this is pretty much the only thread I browse in this entire site and I have never seen a grill here
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>>82953909
what reasons did she give
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>>82953730
He would get shunned by the swedish society if he as a white cis gendered man would heem a black man
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>>82954000
that stoppage looks really early, he barely got any GnP off
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>>82954000
Santos vs Branch coming up
I'm going with Santos, since Branch lost to Rockhold, who fucking SUCKS.
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>>82954035
literally none. she just wont talk about it
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>>82954055
Based Herb
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>>82954070
Holy fucking kek, what a roided out joke she is. I'm sad we won't get to see Cyborg heem her into a living death because Holm is going to win a shitty push kick fight and then nobody will care about her ever again.
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>I know men are stronger than me, I'm not delusional, I'm not some kind of feminist
Based Megan, hope she doesn't get in trouble for that.
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>>82953038
Fuck, this is actually Colby shit posting in this thread.
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>>82954055
>(C) Weidman
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>>82953909
obvious roid monkey
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>>82954108
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>>82953391
So edgy
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>>82954015
Girls are Uber casuals when it comes to mma that's why. There's no fanbase or home team to be loyal to and they can't understand the sport anyway so they have no incentive to care. I only met one real female mma fan and they turned out to be a pasable tranny
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>>82953594
WMMA webms are full of memes
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>>82954132
would
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>>82954108
>>82954132
>I know men are stronger than me, I'm not delusional, thats why I started taking steroids after having ZERO career knockouts in my first six fights and all knockouts since then
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>>82954208
Brommel Schoffenlot is and excellent combatant my man
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>>82954144
Makes sense

I’m going to need pics of the tranny btw
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>>82954238
Christ, what a pair of fucking insufferable narcissistic faggots
they both look so fucking gay hahahahaha
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>>82954280
Do you know who that is? That's Brendan Schaub. Don't get caught saying bad things about Brendan Schaub around here. I'm warning you.
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>>82954280
Are you dare i say it, a h8er? For sure lose my number b
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>>82954055
man rockhold used to really tune people up. what the fuck went wrong?
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For sure it was the Cocaine cut with Chinese creatine.
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>>82954305
God’s wraith
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I hope joe spends the whole time praising black guys who beat Gus kek
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https://youtu.be/bepFvVY9MuM
Oh, just realized nobody linked it. JRE is live with Gus Davidson
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>>82954305
He got it in his mind that he's a boxer he still has the jitz and the top control as shown in the Branch fight but he doesn't pursue using them, I blame Hooft for this.
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>kevin lee has a 77 inch reach
wait wtf
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>>82954305
Fighting hands down, chin up for his entire career finally caught up to him
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>>82954336
Gus's looks are underrated
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who was in the wrong here?
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>>82954305
He won the title and then became arrogant, made excuses etc. Classic shit, it's happened so many times before.

Demi Lovato's coke puss probably didn't help
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Reminder that Gus beat DC.

>muh he ran away
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>>82952652
That feel when contemplating buying le vampire mouthguard. Not so sure about the models available at amazon though.
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do u guys know any good memes
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>AGHHHHHH, IDO, SAVE MEEEEEEEEE
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It's always darkest(224) before dawn(225, 226)
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>>82954622

225 whittaker is just gonna pull out again
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>>82954652
Would be still a great card
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>>82954622
224 is all about Dern.
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>>82954515
I made a fun meme the other day but i'm not sure i'm allowed to post it.
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>>82954652
Yoel vs Bisping new co-main
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>>82951693
I will write one about the bus incident. That's a good muse.
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My Dad could heem your dad
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>>82954742
he absolutely could not bud
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>>82954359
Miguel Torres has a 76 inch reach
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I only know Megan as the girl who sits next to Sanko
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>>82954742
oh for sure, im not gay, but i bet your dad has a F-F-F-FAT hog on him, EASILY on my mount Rushmore of guys with fat hogs
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>>82953898
only reel fite fans understand this post
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Whittaker btfos yoel
Colby btfos rafael
Blaydes btfos reem
Cm punk btfos the other guy
bet your house and buy a better one at laquinta's
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>>82954757
*HISH-HISHes (you)*
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>>82954779

What's your best submission?
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>>82954796
Almost forgot
Tuvasa btfos arlovski
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i miss his flashy moves
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>>82954855
fingerlock, no small joint manipulation is a pussy rule
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>>82954796
I think Yoel wins. You might be suprised.
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Can someone post the 100% for sure my man Twitter post?
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>>82954937
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>>82954958
speaking of the devil, has the spammer finally give up?
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lmao Anotonina sounds just like Valentina.
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>>82954958
>>82954972
take heed, we must not wake the forbidden one from his slumber
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>>82954972
no, saw him on /tv/ a few days ago
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>>82954875
People think he's a can after the loss to zabit but he he had a good resume coming into the fight. I think he heems zabit if zabit decides to strike with him
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>>82954972
The spammer won't leave until he's dead irl. He's taken longer absences than this but he'll come back without fail
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I think PFL might actually work. They’ve gotten a decent roster and they’re offering something unique. Bellator seems to be fading because 90% of their cards are just the equivalent of full night of fight pass prelims. At least Rizin and now PFL are offering something you can’t find in the UFC’s. Did anybody even watch bellator on Friday when bento was fighting? Heem was as dead as ever. I think the PFL format offers an incentive to tune into every fight, because every fight has consequence. They just released full rosters
Lightweight in particular looks fun to me http://www.pflmma.com/fighters/#lightweight
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>>82955002
would be a really entertaining fight, both of them likes to do those flashy combos and such, but i think Zabit is more efficient than him doing it and he has ground game too
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>>82955002
Lol he went five rounds with Bruce leeroy while doing no damage and heemd bj penn in 2017. For sure a beast.
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>>82955031
I used to think people were joking about paid shills coming to Heem.
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>>82954972
Yes he went to costa rica
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>>82954987
>>82954984
>>82954972
He is the supreme prophet and leader of heem.
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Antonina looking like Kelsi Monroe in MMA Hour
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>>82955078
>hurrr don’t talk about mma
Your a peach my dude
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>>82954757
Somebody switch their hair
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>>82955031
We should do a Heem predicts for the winner of each division.
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>>82955119
she'll murder everyone on this contender series lmao
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>>82955031
The roster is gonna be weak but the tournament format is always interesting. Too bad they can't have 'em do 2 fights on the same night like in Japan
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>>82955152
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>>82955192
Yeah, the roster definitely lacks depth but I’m mostly just interested in seeing how the real contenders make it to the top and big upsets are fun. I hope Will Brooks gets heemd by a bum in the first round lol
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>>82954958
I rev him up all the time though lol
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>>82955225
Evil Cowboy really did a number on him
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>>82955198
best girl
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>>82955258
it's true, it's always a leaf that sets off the spergs
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>kevins face when al texted in

lol
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>>82951490
is Breaston Skeeb a good fighter?
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This is Edson’s second training camp preparing for a grappling heavy opponent in a row.
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Low Key Lee beats Barboza

Barboza fights Gaethje
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>>82955300
honestly nobody can rev him up like I can lol

he fucking loves me
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>>82955347
I thought Barely Someone was a shoe salesman
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Iaquinta vs Pettis?
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if you're looking to buy or sell a home anywhere on long island i'll fight for you just as hard as i fought in the octagon
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>>82952986
>Why hasn't Leo been booked for a fight
He was booked to fight James Krause but today it has changed to Nik Lentz.
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>>82954618
No point in winning a fight if you get paid $100 million for even losing :)
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>>82955421
That mekes me deeply sad
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>>82955418
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Kek at Al btfo KLee for trying to use nig speak
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>>82955473
Why? He seems to be doing well, it's smart to have a side gig when you work for the ufc jews
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Suga Sean seems like such a dick
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>>82954937
>>82954958
Pls
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>>82955473
LOL it shouldn't dude is doing fine
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Main card (FOX)
Dustin Poirier ($85,000 + $85,000 = $170,000) def. Justin Gaethje ($110,000)
Alex Oliveira ($50,000 + $50,000 = $100,000) def. Carlos Condit ($115,000)
Israel Adesanya ($53,000 + $53,000 = $106,000) def. Marvin Vettori ($20,000)
Michelle Waterson ($40,000 + $40,000 = $80,000) def. Cortney Casey ($33,000)

Preliminary card (FOX)
Antonio Carlos Junior ($40,000 + $40,000 = $80,000) def. Tim Boetsch ($72,000)
Muslim Salikhov ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Ricky Rainey ($14,000)
John Moraga ($37,000 + $37,000 = $74,000) def. Wilson Reis ($31,000)
Brad Tavares ($40,000 + $40,000 = $80,000) def. Krzysztof Jotko ($36,000)

Preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass)
Gilbert Burns ($28,000 + $28,000 = $56,000) def. Dan Moret $12,000
Lauren Mueller ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Shana Dobson $12,000
Yushin Okami ($35,000 + $35,000 = $70,000) def. Dhiego Lima $15,000
Adam Wieczorek ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Arjan Bhullar $12,000
Alejandro Perez ($25,000 + $25,000 = $50,000) def. Matthew Lopez $33,000
Luke Sanders ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Patrick Williams $12,000
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>>82951576
You're damn right
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>>82955553
Classic overhyped flashy striker. Pay no attention to the "marketable" cans ufc promotes in the hopes they become elite
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>imagine hating on Dern
Must suck being (you).
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>>82955619
Surprised at how many made six figures
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>>>/co/99913933
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IF Kevin Lee tko's Edson, people will just say Edson was broken like they did with Maia even though he just fought for a title.
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>>82955553
he's such a bore its funny to me
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>>82955636
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>>82955686
I'd imagine batman would be a heavyweight, maybe could cut down to lhw.
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>>82955610
>>82955541
There is something about his face
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>>82955714
I think there is some hidden message when girls take a picture on one of those.
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>>82955686
>the weidman arc was retarded. it shouldn't even be canon
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>>82955776
desu the weidman champion arc was poorly written tripe
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super cute moment on the mma hour right now.
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>>82955786
Never talk to me or my boy ever again
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can anyone give me a source on this colby pic so i can search it and share it with people
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>>82955745
He's just trying to act serious. Watch his Ariel interview he's happy as can be my guy

>>82955516
this too, Al is truly /ourguy/
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>>82955833
you abandoned your boy when he lost

I met him and shook his hand
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>>82955619
>Tim Boetsch ($72,000)
surprising desu
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>>82955847
>Greece doesn't rate Kevin "Lowkey" Lee

dropped.
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Why is Al such a dick to Lee? Does he know he was gifted a robbery?

Lee since losing to him has completely leapfrogged him and would destroy him now
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>>82955911
where did you get that from my man, I rate him just don't like him and Al was right for burning him
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>>82955929
if you think about it, Lee leapfrogged both Leo and Iaquinta that were his 2 defeats before Ferguson by a lot, the guy has come a long way
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>>82955972
Especially considering his performances against Chiesa and Ferguson
Dude's strong
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>>82955619
Adesanya got a great manager
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Ponzinibbio is a dirty boludo, but i kinda like him, i wish he beats Usman
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>>82955991
Cannot wait to watch him get permaheem'd by Barboza
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>>82956030
I'll give it to Barboza, but I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Lee submits him.
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https://twitter.com/GeorgesStPierre/status/985944080185163776
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>>82953716
Literally BASED
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>>82956062
I like to think that GSP sees himself as the reincarnation of a dinosaur. Either that or the aliens that abducted him were reptilians descended from dinosaurs.
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Tony's injury fucked him
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george st pierre more like george st reddit lmao
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>spotting a thread full of marks
Also, how successful would Shaq have been in MMA (Pride Era) >>82954324
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Does Joe not know Alexander was convicted of assault when he was younger?
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Tony's injury injured him
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CARLOS THE COFFEE GUYYYYYYYYY CONDIIIIIT
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>>82956172
he probably doesnt
didn't Alex do time in jail for that too?
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>>82955619
>Luke Sanders $12,000

JUST

>5'6
>32 years old
>risking your life in a cage for an amazon worker paycheck
>your career is not going well
>your girl earns 20 times more money than you
>she went to see your fight with a white blonde millionaire chad
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>>82956044
If lee submits Barboza than khabib is overrated
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>>82956107
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>>82956184
>she went to see your fight with a white blonde millionaire chad

how do you know that, Matteo?
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>>82956197
Khabib is overrated. He's also the greatest LW in the world, I just don't think people give the rest of the division much credit.
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>>82955839
Yeah, it’s from Heem. Colby posted it here.
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>>82952121

Sletten means sluts fyi in dutch
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>>82956184
>Vettori getting 20k to face a hype job that'll have judges on his side
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>>82956213

Dolph is white, blonde, has been working in the WWE for years so definitely has at least a millionaire in the bank, and famously has fucked most of the female roster including Sunny, so he's literally a white blonde millionaire chad.
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>>82956149
Shaq would be Hungman Choi tier.
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>>82956276
I think you'd be surprised
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>>82956241
>>82952121

Precisely! I understand your trepidation in repeating it.
Paige apparently hates the moniker the good people of Oregon have bestowed on her. Actually, why he would hate the name "Slutton" is baffling to me. It would appear she has done everything in her power to earn it.

I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title, precisely BECAUSE I've earned it.
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>>82956213
>>82956184
>your girl
>implying
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seriously tho who does tony fight next? eddie? klee rematch if he wins his next fight?
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>>82956320
lol Calendar got revved af
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>>82956347
he's permarevved
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>>82956344
He fights Khabib when he gets healthy after Khabib 49-46s Alvarez and submits Dustin in his first two defenses.
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>>82956344
>tony fight
>next
>tony

anon sit down, i have something to tell you
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>>82956344
Tony vs Khabib still is the fight to make
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hey you shut up
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>>82956448
make me blud
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be careful
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Imagine not being on the Dern train but still believing in Tony. jejej.
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>>82953940
It's on her ass, wog
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THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
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>>82956149
nothing better than viewing a thread on leddit about colby and huffing all the nerdbash2018 tears.
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>>82956624
Stay there
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Whos got the Zabit webms?
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>>82951965
>That throat slit
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>>82956630
i guess its a beginning.
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>>82952306
source
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>>82956653
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Are these guys based or lame?
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>>82954742
For sure my guy, I agree, but I have to disagree
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>>82952612
:,(
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>>82956737
Hes gonna be a problem at featherweight, he needs to fight a top 10 guy next
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how long dern and omalley been fucking?
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>>82956695
Based
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>>82956793
Never. She doesn't like stoners.
She is a serious athlete.
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>>82956811
she must be gagging on that dick as we speak
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>>82956695
Lame. Pass
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So refreshing to have a fighter on JRE who isn't an absolute moron,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepFvVY9MuM
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>>82956757
He's got retard strength for a guy that looks like he just escaped from of a death camp
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>>82956831
I doubt he has much to gag on.
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>>82956884
Hilarious size difference
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>>82956695
getting better

now luke thomas is the one who has improved, striking knowledge, production, he's creeping up into the hardcore level of analysts instead of being a highly professional reporter who has a bjj hardon
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>>82956632
make me faggot
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>>82956793
at least a week, wonder how hard he tore that pussy up on Sat night?
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>>82956922
Lukes radio show where he makes 20 strawmans for the day and believes they are attacking him. Yah your take on luke is highly untrue.
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>>82956811
you sure?
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>>82956695
I like some of their videos
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>>82956978
damn you just know he defiled her with his long skinny wiener, ginger pubes ramming her belly button
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>>82956978
It's over Denmark
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>>82955972
Leo has never gotten a ranked guy to agree to fight him it's not really fair to say Lee leapfrogged hjm
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>>82956978
>implying that twink could ever handle Dern
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>>82953220
>so you guys i got this new sports bra!
>*lays on her back on the floor and lifts her shirt from waist to shouder with one arm, sensually, while filming herself with the other hand*
>yah its my new spurts bra guys!
>*stands up, curves back, lifts shirt slowly again*
>great sportswear guys! I love it! by the way i was raped.
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dead thread
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>>82956978
She a has a heavyweight bf atm as if she'd be with a scrawny bantamweight like him
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>>82957030
she probably has ginger pubic hair stuck in her gumlines rn my man
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Do you guys reckon Condit will retire? Don't like seeing him lose. It's unfortunate. Past 2 or 3 fights it's like he's throwing with literally no power too.
Not sure where he goes from here.
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>>82956978
i think john arne is right he looks like he still has to see those medic balls
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>>82957030
>>82957070
why does this make you so upset?
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>>82957081
vs kim II
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>>82957096
he cute
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FRANK MEER

INNA STOODIO

LIVE

UFC LEGEN

TELL ME, FEDOR, BELLATOR, LEGEN

THAWLTS?
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>>82957081
He's fighting out his contract because he needs the money. Could be in for a rough slide to the end
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How will h8rs ever recover?
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>>82957195
LMAO
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>>82957195
we could recover by watching those chicks get plastered in cum before they were with colby.
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>>82957195
imagine wasting time paid for with escorts to build your le epin tough guy persona on social media. i wonder if they even did anything to him, maybe one of them jerked his flaccid benus while he stared at the ground.

colby is a victim of bullying, he got sonned by a black gentleman backstage. leave him alone
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>>82957273
Kinda like dern then
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>>82957273
like Sean plastering Dern with cum?
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>Poirier = Pour-ee-ay
>Gaethje = Gay-chee
Fucking hate white people
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Post your favourite UFC photograss's

y'blockbusters
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>>82957281
kelsi monroe is just a pornstar not even an escort
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>>82957285
who the fuck is "Sean"
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>>82957281
he's the poor virgins Dan Bilzarian.
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>>82957030
he came inside of her multiple times and probably won't text her again in the future. how does that make you feel?
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>>82957305
Sugar Sean O'Malley
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>>82957294
>just a pornstar
kek my lad you do know that pornstars also escort just at stupidly higher rates than non pornstar escorts
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>>82957326
I did know that
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>>82957323
does sean do it for free like (you)?
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>HAHA DEY ARE SITEENG TWOGETHER SO THAT MEENS DEY ARE FUCKING!
Shut up, you clueless fucking beta virgins. Are you honestly that fucking retarded? You motherfucking literal monkeys. You don’t realize that UFC strategically places fighters next to eachother? FFS, you stupid retards. Get a fucking clue.
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>>82957195
b a s e d

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>>82957340

please tell me the dern posting denmark virgin isnt the same toronto maple leafs denmark virgin
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>>82957343
>asshurt waifufag in denial that his WMMA crush got blacked
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>>82957337
even conor bought Anna Bell Peaks for a night. Getting a large dump of cash will make a lad do that
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>>82957343
are you mad that Dern won't fuck you and probably fucked "Sugar" Sean O'Malley
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>>82957363
No he didnt, mcgregor is happily married and has a kid
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>>82957362
O’Malley isn’t black. Try to keep up, sweetie.
>>82957368
>probably
Lmao, even you don’t believe in your retarded babbling. Sit down and shut the fuck up, virginboi.
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You just KNOW
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>>82957381
do you really think this
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>>82957343
Sugar blasted that pussy get over it m8
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>>82957343
based autist who can't discern shitposts
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>>82957343
I think the ufc flew Dern out aswell. Why would she go to glendale to see this piece of shit show when she has a fight in Rio in may.
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>>82957363
>Anna Bell Peaks

embarrassing taste
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>>82956172
>>82956182
Clearly, I don't know why but I was hoping Alexander would bring it up when they talked about Conor and the dolly.
Different situations between them in different times of their life, but the same thuggish behavior. Alexander went to jail for it.
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Is this the mixed martial arts general?
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>>82957407
>deepthroating trailer trash
pikey's dream
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>>82957406
she came to fuck suga sean
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>>82957379
it was just a party guys haha, he was just being a gentleman to a proper lady haha, he loves Dee so much!
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>>82957343
thanks for the new copypasta famalam
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>>82957406
she came to fuck suga sean
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>>82957195
>Kelsi Monroe
A man of culture and taste
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>>82957406
because she wanted to suck sean's dick and smoke his weed
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If you were a low self esteemed UFC fighter trying to promote yourself by buying some pornstar pussy who would you chose?
For me it's Keisha Grey.
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>>82957386
whos the wop with the garbage chest tattoo

cringe
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>Tfw suga sean's BWC is unstoppable
How many brazillian and black girls did he bleach ya guys reckon?
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>>82957431
>>82957441
pretty sad desu.
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>>82957281
Shambles
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>>82957452
kek she fucked someone who wasn't you. cry over it faggot
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>>82957442
Abella Danger
but i wouldn't pay for it tho
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>>82957450
Dern isnt even brazilian, she was born and raisedin america and literally fakes a braziliana accnet unironically
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>>82957386
Choi went fully for that lean but realized it was gay at the last second
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>>82957406
She trains in Arizona, dickknob
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>>82957467
colby seems pretty small for 170. could he benefit from a 165 weight class?
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>>82957442
Pinky
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>>82957450
she isn't brazilian, and wasn't his gf asian?
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>>82957473
that webm kills me every time, the way his little legs give in and he just spirals out of control after one kick
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>>82957492
Yeah they said he only cuts 10
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Dern is unironically too feminine. I'm not commenting on her looks but performance, she is too damn flabby and round. Someone please give her some PED.
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>>82957442
Gotta be Ava Addams
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>>82957442

Buck Angel
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>>82957494
>>82957475
honestly guys just how big is sean's BWC?
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>>82957503
he should go to 155
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>>82957442
Nappi
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>>82957473
>Bellator

this is the event that's supposed to beat the UFC, guys.
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N E W
>>82957472
>>82957472
>>82957472
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>>82957529
>8 posts early
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>>82957529
early posting
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>>82957523
never heard of it
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>>82957516
>when lithuania has no bbc
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>>82957529
if you absolutely must do this, at least stick around the thread you lazy wwe-reject.
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>>82957504
YOU'RE
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>499
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>>82956062
Could you heem a Dinosaur /heem/?




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