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Rogan with Big John was outstanding. What a great listen.
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3rd for natty JDS
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Rate this weekend's UFC offering and state how much you would pay to watch it:

Demian Maia vs. Kamaru Usman
Alexa Grasso vs. Tatiana Suarez
Jared Cannonier vs. Dominick Reyes
Diego Rivas vs. Guido Cannetti
Veronica Macedo vs. Andrea Lee
Vicente Luque vs. Chad Laprise
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Enrique Barzola vs. Brandon Davis
Henry Briones vs. Frankie Saenz
Claudio Puelles vs. Felipe Silva

>>83622570
Hi Calendar. Are you starting the picks? Can you post the /heem/inder?
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>>83622644
Negative cares.
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>>83622644
>>>/qa/
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LESS THAN ONE MONTH BEFORE THIS MAN FIGHTS AGAIN
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WMMA co main event
ufc newcomer woman fighter vs. woman with no wins in the ufc on the main card
is WMMA a drawl?
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>UFC 224 did 85k buys
>Bellator aired at the same time and got more views
Dana was threatening to cut the entire Flyweight division for MM's numbers and Nunes can't even pull 2/3rds as many people as him. Are we about to see a champ get stripped for not being a draw?
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>>83622737
If 135 gets folded into 125 and 145, Ronda will forever be the champ with the most defences.

I can realistically see that happening.
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>>83622737
>shit card on paper
>raised the PPV to $65
>boxing on that night
>bellator on that night
what's dana's endgame?
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Things MMA needs less of:
>"professionalism"
>mandrama
Things MMA needs more of:
>JUST BLEED
>Tapout shirts
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>>83622737
Shocked there are 85k people that dumb
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>>83622737
Not saying it sold better but all the 'buys' are speculation based on 'sources'
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>>83622680
Actually the mainevent was given a care by Eugene.
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>>83622828
If the rumors of halving their PPV's are true, they could convert the crap events to fight nights, stack the remaining cards with title fights, and and clear space for Zuffa boxing without cannibalizing their own numbers. Just a theory
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>>83622737
the only time Nunes should ever headline a PPV is against Cyborg
no more Nunes, no more Mighty Mouse
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what is the natty 115 pound limit?
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would heem anybody itt
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fresh A&F: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlZEgywINGc

Laura's tits are a little more subtle this time around.
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sup heem

is the ufc going bankrupcy?
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>>83622902
>>83622737
Meltzer is connected with a bunch of cable companies and typically has the best averages. The current rumor is basically unsubstantiated.
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>>83623004
>is the ufc going bankrupcy?

Considering they just signed a $150M deal with ESPN and there's another $200M deal with FOX on the table waiting to be signed I'd say they're well on their way to a record year.
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>>83622996
I want to sexually FUCK Sanko
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who should paige vanzant fight now?
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>>83623120
did she get her tits done
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>>83623120

How is she so perfect? She should ditch MMA and just sign to the WWE like Ronda.
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>>83622644
$0.00
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>>83623063
>350m

Some goofy uk promoter just secured 1 billion dollars for boxing
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Why does it seem like black fighters have a longer reach advantage on average?
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>>83623132
Yes lol
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>>83623162
She said she will if the WWE offers

>>83623132
Yeah
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>>83622644
Fun card I have some nice parlays planned
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>>83623120
bitch was gangbanged but not gangraped, im 100% sure after seing that pic
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>>83623198
>>83623201
they look ridiculous
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>>83623228
She is making prime life choices my guy. I bet you also think she shouldn’t have gotten engaged to a regional mma fighter (ie poor guy with guaranteed cte) for sure stay in your lane
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>>83623202

I can smell the Sheikh piss wafting from that photo
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>>83623182
The ESPN deal would be per year for a total of 5 years (750 mil). Im not sure about the FOX deal though
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>>83623202
did she get her tits done
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>>83623194
Because they do, limp length affects the body's surface area so longer limbs can help regulate body temp
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>>83623120
Fake tits are the WORST
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>>83623262
having a broke brain damaged guy beat the shit out of you in a alcohol/pill rage is a beast I agree
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Reminder that humans are part of nature and therefore anything a human does is natural.
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>>83623302
i mean he's not wrong
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Why does /pol-heem/ hate him so much? Are they closet cuckolds??
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>>83623345
Good life choices just aren’t a drawl
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I would heem every here
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>>83623380
Because we are on the Big Pretty train
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>>83623380
Nobody hates him. He is a fun fighter to watch. I think /heem/ just likes to root against Dana's boys
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>>83623380

What's there to like? Obvious PED abuser, no charisma, overpushed, gadooshed our guy Reem...

At least Natty Paulo is handsome and cool.
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>>83623402
Take care of your underwears. I gonna fuck you, man.
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>>83623380
4chan hates blackies for a living my dude why would he be different
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>>83623458
Shut up before i ankle pick you
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>>83623380
Way overhyped /heem/ is for everyone
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>>83623493
would he still be overhyped if he beats his next 2 opponents?
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>>83623541
yep
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>>83622598
Does there exists a more juvenile obsession than sneakers?
Those are shoes that fucking children wear.
Grow up schlob.
How do old fucks like him get suckered into paying so much for teenager shoes?
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>>83622902
>>83623026
It'd make sense for those numbers to be accurate, if not exact. Nunes's last headline only got 90k, and 224 was a worse card than that one on top of going against Bellator and Loma.
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>>83623120
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Lol
>Dana wants dj vs cejudo II
>dj wants more money to main event
>ufc says no
>dj wants to comain a big card
>ufc says no
>threatens to make Interim title
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I wonder if Oliynyk could meme on Ngannou before he got destroyed
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>>83623342
can confirm
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>>83623581
I unironically think it's even more pathetic than paying for the wwe network.
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>>83623581
You just don’t have the espertise my man. Collecitng sneakers is Netflix
https://youtu.be/70URa9-FYW4
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>>83623377
The first 2 were wrong, though. The UFC had had lower numbers in both in the past. DJ's thing was always that his were the lowest in the modern era.
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>>83623619
>interim flyweight belt

uhhhhh
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>>83622996
Man without the tits Megan would look like a Chad with a manbun.
Sanko's neck is definitely out of proportion with her body. Nobody is perfect.
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i was going to shitpost about the 85,000 buy rate but to be honest we all expected a similar figure so it isn't even surprising
apparently they're doing fewer PPVs with this new TV deal which is a good thing
the PPVs they've been putting on for the last few years have been such low quality
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>>83623380
>closet
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Meltzer nailed the 85,000 buyrate figure a week before the show.

It's a shame because the card was pretty spicy, but it's always these low-hype events that end up being total bangers. Watch 225 have every fight on the main card go to decision.
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>>83623718
>doing less PPVs
>PPVs are doing less
RIP UFC
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>>83623619
Dana's such a scumbag lmao
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>>83623377
they're both correct
>>83623380
He's not much cuckold material since he got humbled by a whitey
>>83623467
Youve got to admit that it was pretty annoying how they tried to push him and downplayed who stipe was ( just listen to rogan gushing over the black bull comparing him to mike tyson and shit before the fight )
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>>83623756
>arlovski tuivasa going to a decision
I don't see that even being possible
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So is Raging Al an actual real estate agent or is it just a meme hobby that he exaggerates?
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>>83623619
lol no one is paying for cejudo vs. benavidez 2
why the fuck does flyweight even exist
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>>83623759
surely you understand that having fewer PPVs will inevitably mean the quality increases..
right now they're doing quantity over quality and it shows

i've said it before, but they can't even use the excuse that great fights were planned for 224 but were cancelled which is why the card sucked, the card actually went ahead as planned.
it should never have been a PPV in the first place.
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>>83623718
>the PPV's in the last few years have been low quality

It doesn't really matter when none of us buy them anyways.
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>>83622570
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>>83623619
Manlets were a mistake put them in invicta
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>>83623816
he has a license which doesn't take much to get, but he has actual listings, you can't meme when you're selling $250,000 houses
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>>83623825
224 was a great card though. What fights were bad other than the main event?
>>83623836
I buy literally every ppv.
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Based Dude Looks Like A Lady Man is on JRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HqLk_ZbHmI
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>>83623756
I don't think the 85k figure is from a reliable source but I believe it anyways
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Anyone else getting tired of this uppity little nig DJ?

Keeps asking for more money, but wouldn't fight TJ.
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>>83623816
He has 5 stars on Zillow
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>>83623836
oh yeah because /heem/ users are a great representation of the wider MMA audience..
people are still willing to pay for good cards, just look at the figures for Gooby's fights, and even 214 and 217.

>>83623860
>224 was a great card though. What fights were bad other than the main event?
it doesn't matter if the fights end up being good, a card is sold before the event happens.
the card must LOOK good in order to sell well.
this is pretty obvious i'm surprised you don't understand this.
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>>83623880
I been tired of him
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>>83623825
This.
They can concentrate better fights in fewer, better adverstized effects.
I believe it'll be better for mma in general, since casuals can tune up to bellator for free if there are no ufc events
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>>83623816
he's actually a realtor. his house selling skills are the meme.
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>>83623852
Has he made many sales? Is he self employed or work for some firm?
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>>83623883
i know someone who had their husband help her pass the math portion of the licensing and then her friends did a handful of fake 5 star reviews for her on zillow. she has a real listing on there now for over $10,000,000
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In many ways ngannou is the HW champion
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>>83623899
Why would I care about how much it sold? You said the card sucked and it didn’t.
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Guys put it on Rogan this dude is hilarious
>electromagnetic propulsion
>what are we doing here

>what are we doing here
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>>83623120
They look less apparent in this picture from five hours ago.
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>>83623942
Well that's what I'm wondering about because the license doesn't mean shit so I want to know if he's a professional realtor or just some moron with a piece of paper who tried to push sales onto his immediate social circle and family.
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>>83623985
it sucked on paper

the only acceptable fight was jacaré v kelvin, everything else should never have been on a PPV

i'm genuinely glad you enjoyed it, but you have to see it from the perspective of most fans
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>>83624010
truly a role model for young girls
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>>83623949
Women lmao
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>>83624018
Most fans are idiot casuals
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>>83623120
>Paige constantly compared to Jessa Rhodes
>Jessa gets tits done and a bunch of other work, no longer looks like Paige
>Paige gets tits done

Pottery
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>>83624014
i just looked up his contact info, his email is literally ragingrealty@yahoo.com, he's definitely legit.
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>>83624028
t. incel
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>>83624014
he's just some moron, he revealed back when he took a fight again after sitting out for more money that he didn't get that the only house he ever sold was an apartment that he sold to his sister

and they made this retard treasurer of their union effort
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>>83624058
We were discussing bussiness and to make the big money you have to appeal to idiots.
That's just the reality of our world, most people are idiots
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>>83624018
Who cares what it looks like on paper? I’m not watching the card in my imagination. You can’t say a card sucks until after it is over. UFC 224 was good.
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>>83623949
There are a ton of firms that can assemble an army of Asians and Middle Easterners to rate anything, online reviews are a complete meme. Google and Amazon have been unsuccessfully fighting it for years
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>>83624018
For me, it's Antonina.
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>>83624121
it was a weak card because brazilians are monkeys who will pay top dollar to see mediocre fighters as long as they can do their little chants and songs and the dudes are brazilian

seriously, they still cheer for vitor "the old dinosaur" belfort
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/996860035929174016

Like him or love him, You MUST respect him.
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>>83624122
i'm pretty sure you're trolling but just in case you aren't i'll spell it out as simply as possible with reddit spacing for maximum clarity:

customers can only purchase cards before they actually happen

therefore, the only way to judge whether to buy a card or not is to look at the fights and see how good they look on paper

UFC 224 looked terrible on paper, which meant very few people wanted to buy the card because there weren't many interesting fights.

by the time the card had shown itself to be good, the chance to buy it had already passed, therefore it didn't matter that it turned out to be an exciting card.

the same principle goes for cards that look amazing on paper but end up being boring. this is still far better for business since more people would buy the card beforehand expecting it to be good.
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>>83624197
Who care how many buys it did? You work for the ufc? You said the card sucked, but it didn’t. The only reason you would think it sucked is if you are concerned with how well it sells.
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>>83624177
>hAhAhAhA
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Time for the obesity collider
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/
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>>83624177
cringe
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>>83624217
He’s not commenting on the quality of the card, you absolute retard. He’s saying that the card didn’t have much in the way of name value and thus, not a ton of people were interested in ordering the card. Doesn’t mean the card wound up being bad, it was pretty good, it means that ON PAPER, it was a weak card. This isn’t rocket science.
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>>83624217
to be perfectly honest I wouldn't call that card "good"

it was serviceable and had some fun fights, but several people were obviously mismatched and you had a weight between 2 people in different weight classes because reasons?
seeing the ghost of vitor get knocked out is almost sad at this point, though that was a tremendous KO, and poocare is so flushed he's probably off to the prelims. Not to mention the Linker fight was mostly his just throwing haymakers while the other guy backed up for 2.5 rounds. And in the title fight you saw a one-sided beat down for 4.5 rounds.

UFC is so bad these days you guys call that card good. Lmao.
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>>83624158
>seriously, they still cheer for vitor "the old dinosaur" belfort

and? he's brazilian so why wouldn't brazilians cheer for him? and it's not like only hues like him, he's a legend of the sport, i'm 100% sure that there would be some leafies rooting for Patrick fucking Coté if he was fighting in a leaf card
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>>83624265
We don’t watch cards in our imaginations>>83624277
numbnuts so again wgaf what it looks like “on paper”? The card was good in real life where it matters
>>83624277
I agree 100% but I disagree.
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>>83624286
>defending a deflated roid abuser
typical beaner

and canadians are shitty fight fans, they unironically support Greasy Pee to this day
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>>83624177
Next champ
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>>83624311
he's an all time great, liking it you or not, at least you admit how mediocre your country is on mma
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>>83624325
>Micheal Bisping and a bunch of losers
Guess they asked him for the pic. What a nice gesture from The King.
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>>83624300
You have to decide whether or not to order a card in advance. The only available information you have to make this decision is who is on the card. You don’t know whether the fights will be good or not. Look at UFC 200. Loaded card from top to bottom, almost all terrible fights. This is the point. You have no way of knowing if the fights will be good, you have to use your judgment based on the fighters and matchups on the card. Your average casual isn’t going to buy a card that’s loaded with fighters they don’t know.

That’s why it did low numbers despite turning out to be a pretty good card.
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Hey guys, I was dumb and didn’t realize that a card was going to be good beforehand. Therefore the card is bad regardless of what actually happens.
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you VIRGINS keep trying to make fun of BASED colby for supposed "hover hand"..

well, where's your "hover hand" now, nerds?!

HAHAAHAHAHAH sit down, shut up, junior
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>>83624325
who dat
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>>83624341
Rory deleted the current ww champ.
Greatest Goat of All Time is canadian.

Theodoofus, Mustachegoof and Patty are frenchie fags so they can suck a dick.
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>>83624358
all this and he still doesn't even has 30k followers on twitter, it's even worth to spend money in self marketing for nothing?
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>>83624358
grabbing a fake ass doesn't count
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How's that modeling career going, Luke?
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Besides Maia Vs Usman UFC Chile sure did get a shit card.
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>>83624389
> spend money
Idiot
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>>83624390
>her ass is FAKE
why do so many american virgins do this
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>>83624349
You work for the ufc? Literally wgaf about ppv buys?
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>>83624356
No one’s saying it was bad after the fact, they’re saying it LOOKED bad on paper. Beforehand. Y’know, when people are deciding whether or not they’re going to buy it.how are you this fucking stupid that you can’t understand this?
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>>83624375
Rory is a bum that got BTFO'd 2 times by a literal autist, try harder
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>>83624399
they had 2 fights fall through iirc

but yea it's dogshit and usman is wgaf shitty shit
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>>83624372
La creatura
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>>83624436
and vitor is a bum who got btfo'd by roid abuse to the point where he literally aged 10 years in 2 months after stopping his cycle

dumb monkey
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>>83624358

Sauce naaooooooooo
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>>83624416
The UFC does. That’s the entire point of the argument. Literally no one is suggesting that a card is automatically bad if it doesn’t get a lot of buys. We’re just saying it performed poorly because it didn’t have many good looking matchups on paper.
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Flyweight division should be axed. No one wants to watch that shit. Force the manlets to bulk up.
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>>83624482
I agree. Watching that division is fucking sad.

MM is fun to watch, but the rest of them are just light punching midgets. Just get rid of them. Even vanilla midgets like Lineker have to miss weight to get good KOs, it's pathetic.
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>>83624482
All flyweights should have to fight on stilts.
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>>83624482
Objectively more people watch Flyweight than watch WMMA.
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>>83624482
It doesn't help that DJ is scared to fight TJ
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>>83624358
I don't get it.
Colby is putting good effort but it just doesn't click. He's transparently a dorky nerdy man, a good guy. He doesn't have the wits of chael nor the charisma of goobs. It all comes off as a parody of actual heels.
I still root for him because reddit hates him but i wish he steps up his gimmick
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>>83624474
his most recent tweet / instagram post

>>83624479
not worth arguing anymore mate
i think we're arguing separate points

>>83624482
i actually like watching DJ because he's a really talented and exciting fighter to watch
literally everyone else in that division sucks though, i agree
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>>83624460
and he still is a bigger name than Rory lmfao, the city of cucknada
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>>83624531
who gives a shit? are you a stockholder? lmao

fucking loser talking about "muh names" and "muh draws" like it means anything

what a fucking dumb nerd
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>>83624482
couldnt do that.. dj would just be a top 10 50/50 fighter
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>>83624525
>I still root for him because reddit hates him
this is pretty much my reasoning too
can't wait till he wins just to see all the butthurt from nu-males and soft faggots

i actually think he's recently been putting a little bit more effort in which is unironically entertaining to me
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>>83624554
worked
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>>83624519
It's still a funny meme after all this time, but can you believe that there are actually people out there that believe it?
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They should have never stripped Tony Ferguson. The second they announced Ferguson vs Khabib at UFC 223, McGregor should've been stripped and Tony should've been promoted to undisputed champion. Then Khabib would've been interim champion, not undisputed for beating fucking #11 on 24 hours notice. Stripping Tony entirely is ridiculous and unprecedented.
He's ready to fight in November, they should immediately rebook him vs Khabib as well.
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Rivera Vs Moraes is a good match up but because they aren't popular nobody talks about it.
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>>83624358
why is he letting them bugatti hands touch that disgusting whore
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>>83624576
tell me more about the economics of a company you have no stake in smart guy, let's see those quarterly earning reports

kek what a dumb fucking monkey
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why are 99% of the people on r/mma such weirdo cuck fetishists who all hate conor?
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>>83624628
>being a fan of potato
only thing reddit has done right
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>>83624325
Rose unironically has a nice face. She should play one of the boys in a Stand By Me reboot.
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>>83624560
Dude's one of two fighters (the other being Garbrandt) to have beaten Cruz in striking exchanges, and DJ did it training part time. Even Lineker made it to fucking 4th in the Bantamweight division. I don't see how DJ couldn't make it at least into the top 5, if not the top 3.
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>>83624587
too bad the retard is not going to get the proper rest and is going to fuck up his knee in some meme training.
I love tony but i fucking hate the fact that there's no one to stop him when he does stupid shit
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>>83624372
eva longoria
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>>83624644
size > skill
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>>83624639
when will white people learn? also how the fuck do you box since you were 10 and get caught like that? i thought she said she watched every one of mackenzie's fights multiple times too.
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>>83624525
being a heel is easier than being a face. how can he be so bad it. just looks so forced.

and this kind of stuff will make him the next miguel torres
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Last three PPV main events:

Amanda Nunes vs Raquel Pennington

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs Al Iaquinta

Cris Cyborg vs Yana Kunitskaya
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>>83624677
>wmma
there's your answer
most of these girls are complete shit, hobby fighters who got pushed up to pro because there's literally no one else
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>>83624678
>how can he be so bad it. just looks so forced.
he's not clever enough to pull off chael type banter so he's clearly going for the way over the top stuff. The laugh, the whole act, it literally is forced on purpose.
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We need Nunes Vs Cyborg. It's the only fight that makes sense for both of them.
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>>83624587
I work in a hospital taking x-rays. I've seen a dozen people come in with the same injury Tony's had, and none of them had a recovery time under 9 months. Most of them took over a year. Tony's lying about being ready in November, he'd need an unprecedented 4 month recovery in order for that to happen. If he does fight then it's going to be with only one working leg. Realistically speaking, he's not gonna be fighting at his best until next summer, and that's only if he doesn't do more dumb shit between now and then.
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>>83624714
nunes is terrified of fighting cyborg and losing, will never happen
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>>83624667
TJ and Garbrandt can both apparently cut to 125 and Linker fought a ton of fights at Flyweight, so apparently size doesn't matter.
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>>83624714
>>83624720
nunes actually looks more frightening in the face when she's fighting
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>>83624720
Call me crazy but I think Nunes has a chance against Cyborg. She might be a better wrestler and Kunitskaya took Cyborg to the ground.
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>>83624718
he's already overtraining i bet.
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>>83624729
I have my doubts about TJ making 125 and being the same caliber fighter
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>>83624010
she definitely went from a 6 to an 8
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wonderboy v till should be for the interim
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>>83624758
Nunes just got a "free" $260,000 for fighting. I guess Ketlen will be next if Nunes stays at 135 pounds.
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>>83624608
>>>/biz/

>>83624755
she nearly made Pennington literally puke of pain lol
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>>83624810
>implying Wonderboy will ever got another title shot while Woodley is the champ
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>>83624010
Does anyone have the vid where she’s rolling around on the floor? For research purposes if her next fight
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>>83624829
why not

they tied once and he lost once. There is space for at least one more fight, maybe 2
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>>83624729
go view the top 10 at BW and tell me with confidence he could beat more than 3 of them. the rest are 50/50 imo
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>>83624848
Cause both fights sucked ass, suck ass fights dont get rebooked
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>>83623863
tfw you realize tyler is 70 and see him having lots of senior moments on JRE
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Woodley is saying on SC that he's fighting on UFC 227 (Aug. 4)
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>>83624865
i unironically liked the first match
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>>83624848
I would watch it because I'm not a casual but the UFC is a business and considering the backlash the second fight got it's not going to happen.
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>>83624894
GSP Vs Woodley?
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how can a man so goofy looking father perfection?
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>>83624826
>get btfo'd so bad you have no argument left
back to your favela monkey

>>83624894
kek no one cares
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>>83624935
Too high risk for old man GSP

Woodley floors him
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>>83624954
he didnt floor 40 year old maia
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>>83624976
he was hurt
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>>83624949
you're still mad?
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>>83624982
woodley vs. gsp is the fight to make
if i paid for ppvs id buy it lol
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seriously it's like steven tyler has cte. i've never seen joe have no idea how to get control of an interview.
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>>83625030
dude he's 70
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Imagine ever paying for ppvs topkek.
If you're not a boomer or a bar owner you must be a literal retard to get ripped like that
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>>83624427
>>83624479
Who cares that you once held an opinion that turned out to be incorrect? The cArd was objectively good
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>>83624601
The winner should get the next title shot which is going to get a little buzz when it comes around.
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>>83625030
You're fucking toast!
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>>83625030
>joe finally realizes the long term effects of drug abuse
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>>83624563
>>83624525
The transparency is just an added layer of memes. It triggers people even more because they know he is playing a character so they hate him for that and they hate the character he is playing. 36Dchess
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>>83625039
pele is 77. he speaks more coherent english than steven tyler is right now.
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>>83625030
do you losers have to make a witty negative comment about anything that happens on the internet?

Seriously, get a life my guy
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>>83625047
I've paid for a couple of the big ones. 189 and 205 iirc. The PPV stream is more stable and gets better resolution than any free stream. If my income was better I'd most likely be buying more.
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>>83624994
who are you?

another monkey?

>>83625030
>actually watching joe rogan
Joe is a brainlet fag and so is that old kook
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>>83624525
he needs to be original, which this "i fuck a lot of girls and you're still a virgin" persona is far from it
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>>83625030
>>83625078
>>83625084
this sounds fucking hilarious
finna watch this and the Big John episode tomorrow
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>>83625111
listen to some grupo revelaçao desu. it's pretty good music.
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>>83625126
He talked himself into a title fight. What more do you want?
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>>83625131
Both excellent episodes.
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>>83625099
>Comparing a sportsman to a rockstar
Tyler should have od'd by now.
>>83625097
>>83625126
That's true, he's such a poser that he almost reverts back to being genuine. Still he has to back all that and he's not really popular either, i bet most people just find his gimmick annoying.
To be honest dern is a much better heel than colby at this point
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>>83625099
he looks like he's a heavy drinker
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Got some of Chadlets jerky. Taste pretty good,it is almost crunchy. Definitely not the best jerky I’ve had for the price. Also got a signed picture of him.
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>>83625193
feel bad for caraway
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>>83625193
You can keep saying he isn’t popular but look at his record and consider he is getting a title shot.
>Maia
>dong Hyun who?
>barbermemea
His gimmick is working whether you dorks want to admit or not
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Any hues rate my walkout song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgmrq-LM2zg
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>>83625173
i don't think it was that impressive desu, he just took advantage of the situation of the division at the moment
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>>83624677

> when will white people

lol nigger, your ancestors were running away from eachother like rats while mine stood in the phalanx. 9000 facing tens of thousands.

keep forcing that meme and watch half your kind get eradicated, it's happened heaps of times before. rmember all the slavery QQing
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Heem you have to watch Unacknowledged
>
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>>83625295
this is pretty good counter bait.
Right amount of sarcasm mixed with some factual information
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>>83625247
thales leites walks out to bob marley and gets heemed. switch it up desu
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>>83625247
damn that's a old one lol, i rate it, my uncle used to listen to it on the radio
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>>83625278
one of the two most stacked divisions in the ufc... and he's fighting for the number 1 spot while his skillset is not even top 10..? not that impressive, huh? colb'ys right about you hues
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>>83625243
Colby works all these nerds into a shoot

They must be virgins, only reason why they'd get so hostile in the face of some mild trolling
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Steven Tyler is gonna fight Rogan
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>>83625084
Would be hilarious to see straight edge rogan after this
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>>83624234
sumo is scarier for the fans than the wrestlers
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>>83625363
Early 2000's brazil seems super comfy.
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>>83625401
>one of the most stacked divisions

with a lot of prospects that still needs to prove their value or dudes that are coming of losses

his skillset might be top 10 since he beat Maia, Maia is finished but it is an achievement nonetheless, since Wonderboy already got 2 fights and won neither it was literally either Colby or RDA for the title shot
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>>83625476
DO you think it might have been a little premature to give him the interim shot before we see whats of till vs wonderboy?
Maybe they're trying to protect till
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>>83625465
it definitely was my dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqrmEMB0wc
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>>83625465
we got to witness young ivete sangalo
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>>83624277
Dumb post
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>>83625412
Back to aspie manchild
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>>83624358
colby was so triggered by the hover hand posts he made an awkward ass grab video
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>>83624197
You can buy cards as long as the PPV service is offering them, usually for a day but ive seen them for a week on rare occasions after the original airing of course

But of course the likelihood of that happening is slim
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>>83625514
i don't think they're trying to protect Till giving him Wonderboy lol, it was a bit premature yes, i would prefer something like Colby vs Wonderboy and RDA vs Woodley, it would make more sense to me and i'm not biased it's just my opinion, the problem about this Till fight is that there were literally nobody to fight him, if there was i would like Masvidal vs Till
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>>83625551
He's not wrong but Olinik made it all worth it for me
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>>83625528
>trying to defend that card
pathetic virgin
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>>83625573
>i don't think they're trying to protect Till giving him Wonderboy lol
i didn't explain myself well kek. I meant it more like if he does win against wonderboy, he's not going to be immidiately in the spotlight
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>>83625559
This guy is such a loser. He admitted he got in mma cause he used to get bullied in high school. Him role-playing as some kind of Chad is an eye sore.
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>>83625600
>he's not going to be immidiately in the spotlight
Pretty sure he would with a decisive win, which is something the current Champ couldn't do to Wonderboy
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>>83625607
maybe he's artistically expressing his hatred for bullies by becoming a parody of them.

Other than brendan schaub most other martial artists are big nerds anyways
>>83625633
Yes but he would have to fight the interim first no?
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>>83625434
That shit happens in every tournament, you couldn't pay me to sit up front
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>>83625600
nah, every Till fight will make him be on the spotlight after the Cerrone one regardless of the importance of the fight, but I think he's taking a bigger step than his leg with this fight, i'm having some Yair vs Edgar vibes from this
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>>83625607
the business model is working
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>>83625607
That’s called a work, son.
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>>83625679
>all the seething comments on these photos
holy shit do these nerds know they're being worked?

played like a god damn fiddle and they eat it up

mma fans are none to bright
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>>83625702
liked and subscribed
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>>83625702
does megan ever fight anyone?
Shouldn't she be challenging cyborg or something
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>>83625654
>Yes but he would have to fight the interim first no?
Yeah, there are complications, but I think the hype train behind him would be huge were he to win Wonderboy. The spotlight would be on him, maybe after Wonderboy he'd fight RDA/Colby loser.
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>>83625739
no one cares about darren "I beat cerrone" till

no one

there's a reason he's on some card in shit teeth land instead of headlining vegas cards like goobert
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>>83625679
Those two are someone's daughters.
Dios mio please only grant me sons
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>>83625765
your son would probably be a limp wrist faggot

just like you
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>>83625760
THE context is if he beats Wonderbread you dumb leaf
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>>83625775
>faggot
can you just not
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>>83624677
The people who are saying that was just a haymaker need to pay attention to that left jab. It acted as both a distraction and a way to paw down her guard. Dern's striking isn't great, but that sequence was pretty good.
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>>83625827
Bec Rawlings
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>>83625827
Amanda cooper?
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>>83625827
TJ Dillashaw
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If you squint a little bit he kinda looks like young Dana
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>>83625830
>>83625833
>>83625855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxF0c2Kkke8

>>83625943
100% my man
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>>83625971
Literally fucking who?
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>>83625971
her dad was a handsome fellow
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>>83625992
that's her step dad, Lunar (not a cuck "joke" really is her step dad and his name)
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Gonna be such a great night on /heem/ when /ourguy/ wins and delivers the work of all works to all the worked marks and smarks who are about one work away from getting worked into a shoot
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How did Coco Jon get busted yet Conor slid through? They both have a history of bolivian marching power abuse.
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>>83626038
Probably a lot easier for Conor to pay his way out of trouble in Ireland.
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>>83626038
the release of that jones coke drug test was no accident
it was an attempt to get him to straight his shit out
im not saying this is 100% fact, but look into it
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>>83626038
Conor doesnt fight so he doesnt get tested
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>>83626014
>hippie stepdad
>Rainbow colored hair
>shitty face tattoos
Makes one think
>>83626038
You're talking about usada or the police?
>>83626031
reddit's gonna implosionate
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i miss Gooby desu senpai
>>
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>>83626075
ya she grew up living in vans and on charles manson type ranches
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>>83626118
will we see the return of the infamous crab walk technique
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>>83626075
she looks like a mad max character
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>>83626124
>>83626136
It's a shame since she's actually pretty and the muscle fits her frame.
Another messed up woman "fighter". Wish cyborg would just heem every single one of them except Schev
>>83626101
Every non-casual misses him
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>>83625802
faggot

>>83625793
no one will care
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>>83626031
I want him to win, but bjj generally works pretty well against straight forward wrestling. That being said, RDA is getting to the can point in his career so it is a toss up for me.
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who soccer kicked julian wallace ashley evans smith or jessica clark?
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>>83626173
>faggot
woah dude
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>>83626173
>faggot
Woah, calm down.
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How confident are you that Conor McGregor will be a multimillionaire at 50?
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>>83626162
She looks pretty good for 30 you're right she's probably legitimately bipolar or something
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>>83626118
>beating me is an achievement
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imaging being a boring one dimensional can but then constantly saying you're going to be a world champion on social media and calling out people who are more successful than you
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>>83626287
Don't bully my boy chael
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>>83626287
>imaging being a boring one dimensional can
way ahead of you buddy
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who is your favorite australian born mma fighter? mine is jessica rose clark, but unironically.
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>>83626490
Peter Graham
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>>83625702
>>
Thoughts on Bellator MMA salaries?

Deron Winn: $2,400 (includes $1,200 win bonus)
Ahmed White: $1,200

Justin Tenedora: $3,000 (includes $1,500 win bonus)
David Rivera: $1,200

Gaston Bolanos: $5,000
Malcolm Hill: $1,200

James Terry: $6,000 (includes $3,000 win bonus)
Danasabe Mohammed: $1,500

Amber Leibrock: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)
Janay Harding: $10,000

Jordan Williams: $3,000 (includes $1,500 win bonus)
Brandon Hester: $1,750

Hyder Amil: $2,400 (includes $1,200 win bonus)
Elias Anderson: $1,200

Ignacio Ortiz: $2,400 (includes $1,200 win bonus)
Matt Aragoni: $1,200

Mark Climaco: $2,400 (includes $1,200 win bonus)
Daniel Oseguera: $1,200

J.J. Okanovich: $2,400 (includes $1,200 win bonus)
Hugo Lujan: $1,200

Thomas Oswald: $2,400 (includes $1,200 win bonus)
Dominic Sumner: $1,200

Nohelin Hernandez: $3,000 (includes $1,500 win bonus)
Josh San Diego: $2,000

Josh Paiva: $5,000 (includes $2,500 win bonus)
Adam Antolin: $2,500

Cass Bell: $2,400 (includes $1,200 win bonus)
Khai Wu: $1,200
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>>83626580
the logo was covering her up tho he didn't see anything
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>>83626577
That's the power of sponsors, it's no coincidence that pay in the UFC has been steadily climbing since the Reebok deal
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>>83626577
>>83626782
It's also the power of most of the people fighting on your cards not actually being signed to your organization. Most of these are regional fighters who Bellator use to pad the length of their cards.
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I

Own

Heem
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>>83627079
that guy is a beast onehunnert precent
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>>83626580
>no doubt boobied by the crowd
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>>83624729
Horiguchi or whoever he is needs to come back
Guy's a fucking animal now
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>>83627383
the ufc will never match what he gets from japan

he gets top billing and top dollar in japan, and he gets midcard tier fights and less than 100k in ufc
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Bjj = nerd tier
Karate = virgin tier
Wrestling = alpha tier
Football = peach tier
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>>83624525
>>83625097
This, it's all designed just to get him attention, and it's working flawlessly
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>>83627438
what about just shooting your opponent in self defense before they pose a threat?
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>nu-casuals will never see an actual good card again and think that the nunes card was awesome
holy soys
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>listening to JRE
Holy shit how did I not know Big John was Schaubs uncle?
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>>83627605
makes sense why he made it into the ufc

john is a nepotism baby, he was only a ref because he sucks the gracie ballsack
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>>83627605
huge if true
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>>83627429
It's a shame Rizin couldn't get Dodson, they need some new guys or his prime may start going to waste
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>>83627725
Ogikubo's a top 10 Flyweight.
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>>83627686
Schaub finished every one of his opponents in the TUF house to make it into the UFC.
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>>83627725
rizin is going to have a hard time attracting any lighter wight fighter that isn't permaflushed like mccall.

The small guys get no exposure here, and fighting in asia means even less eyeballs, so rizin would have to compensate with a decent pay day. But little dudes aren't proven draws there either so that's a risk. Besides gooch is their golden boy right now so if he gets heemed that's no good when they already lost Rena.

which makes it harder cause they can't keep feeding him cans either, japanese mma fans aren't stupid and the novelty of seeing him fight will only last so long without decent comp

real conundrum they got over there
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>>83627809
before getting permagadooshed by roy you mean
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>>83624438
Usman is one if the best welterweights in the world
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>>83627850
you can't spell roids without roy
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>>83627805
I'm not knocking that fight at all, but I wonder how long they can keep it up if he's gonna keep fighting 4+ times a year
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>>83627960
can't wait for based maia to choke out the turd
more like usadaman
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>>83627850
>permagadooshed
>won the majority of his fights afterwards
For sure stay in your lane
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Top 5 Flyweights not in the UFC
>Kyoji Horiguchi
>Adriano Moraes
>Hiromasa Ogikubo
>Jose Torres
>Askar Askarov
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People who care about manlets
>their moms
>other manlets
>
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>>83627997
Apparently he's planning on entering a Kickboxing tournament with Tenshin. Rizin also has a good relationship with Bellator and One, so Flyweights and Bantamweights getting sent from them isn't entirely out of the question. Hell, considering how Sakuraba got treated I wouldn't be shocked if Guchi got matched against a regional-level Featherweight at some point.
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i thought they were trying to push alexa grasso why aren't they giving her an absolute can
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Schaub would have dominated the early UFCs
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why are asians bad fighters
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>colby covingon is the underdog
literally free money
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>>83628044
Wasn't there a 6 foot dude who fought at Flyweight in the UFC? I know there's a few wandering around in regionals.
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>>83628125
They drink the kool-aid of mistycal energy ancient spirits and tradition.
That's why only the monkiest and ignorant of asians have practical martial arts
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>>83628221
George Roop fought at Bantamweight and was 5'11 or 6'.
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>>83628014
fought retirees and whos
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>>83628221
Chris Holdsworth, I think, was nearly 6' and fought at Bantamweight as well.
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>>83625607
So he got into mma after wrestling for 8 years through college vbecuase he was bullied about a decade earlier?
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have you guys ever eaten pão de queijo?
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>>83628221
Michael Kirkham fought at 155 at 6'10
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>>83628221
Ulka Sasaki is 5”11 at Flyweight, he fights in Singapore next month
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>>83628724
only if the woman shaves
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>>83627079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qeq6PDxP4M
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>tfw purple belt
>got submitted by a blue belt today
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>>83628333
based roop gave us the greatest slow mo in mma history.

no one remembers his ko of the korean zombie.
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>>83629298
Roop had some hilarious KO's, win or lose
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>>83629263
jiu jitsu is gay
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>>83629396
God I love that kick
TRTor was a fucking beast
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Bigg guy McCarthy is best guest
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>>83630381
>2 retards chatting to each other
yea go figure you americans eat that shit up
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>>83629396
F

Belfort exemplified the golden age of MMA, roids included.
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>>83630381
>taking a picture of your computer monitor instead of a screenshot

the fuck?
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>>83630484
Excuse me sir, I think you need to reevaluate your life and jerk off to those snowboard videos.
>>83630498
Laying down using tv app
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>>83630568
>people watching jre telling people to reevaluate their lives
the lack of self awareness here, god damn
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>>83630611
People discussing MMA, what's the problem?
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>>83630656
you're not discussing mma, you're jerking off to your youtube personalities and think people care on your pathetic friendship simulator regular people call the mma general or /heem/

stupid cuck
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>>83630722
I'm listening to two guys talking about old MMA days I didn't see,hear,or experience. You're here sperging out because I make a post in a dead thread, quit crying and go have a fap you sad sack of shit.
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>>83630798
>I didn't see or experience
nu-fag casual get the fuck out
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>>83630864
this
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For me it's the Belizean Bruiser
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>>83630864
How old are you? I'm genuinely curious considering how childish you've been.
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Remember when Trump tried to start Affliction MMA with Oscar to compete with the UFC? Golden Boy and The Donald signed Fedor and they aired two pay-per-views before the company folded into a clothing line only.

Do you think Trump is running the biggest MMA promotion in another timeline and someone else became POTUS?
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>>83631022
oh yea tell me more about how your super mature ass is posting about listening to a fucking podcast you absolute loser
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>>83631076
>>83631094

Lol fight me or show penis
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>>83631076
Josh barnett destoryed affliction with that roid test, can't spend that much money of advertising and have it all blow up

bought billboards in time square and everything
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So
You thought Jon Jones would piss clean
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>>83630934
She could very well meme her way to a title shot with a win over Cat, she and Vieira are the only ones streaking right now
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>>83631094
I'm not the one crying about another guy watching a podcast. Go take a breather, there's more important things to worry about
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>>83631115
I could very well meme my foot to the side your your penis
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>>83631115
If she gets past Vieira, which will be tough, she should get the next title shot
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>>83631104
it doesn't fit in a photo

but you may be alright if you post based caligula

>>83631167
I'll get autistically angry about nothing if I want! you can't tell me what to do dad!
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>>83631076
Those 2 Affliction cards were unironically stacked, makes 224 look SAD! in comparison
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>>83631113
This guy Josh is a total disaster, and frankly, shouldn’t even be allowed to compete anymore, just so you understand. Golden Boy MMA is going to be the biggest and best promotion around, much bigger than little Scott Coker’s also ran company. He loved Trump all of a sudden I get in and he starts attacking Trump, but that’s ok.
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>>83631202
then fight me
>>83631227
>>83631260
>>83631260
shut up you maple syrup drinking snow wiggers fight me or show penis.

let's do it man up RIGHT NOW
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>>83631076
Affliction was doomed from the start since they needed the ability to sponsor UFC fighters
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>>83631227
lol I’m gonna see if trump has any more
MMA tweets from the old days.
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>>83631173
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>>83631300
I AM THE LAW

>>83631260
It's a bit of a joke USADA reduced his suspension. Have a feeling that's just so they have an excuse for giving jones a reduced suspension because the ufc is putting pressure on them to not fuck over money earners.

tinfoil hats locked in
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Broke:
>224 was a weak card with shit fighters
Joke:
>224 was a great card, you Drumpfkin poltards
Woke:
>224 was a shit card on paper with no fights that had future bearance on the top brass of the sport outside of the main/co-main event, but was an overall fun card with good finishes
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>>83631329
>>83631333
'SHUT UP AND FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83631345
Shut up faggot
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>>83631329
I dunno, I’m in favour of always erring on the side of leniency from USADA after hearing how they fucked over Wanderlei and anyone who was on TRT.
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>>83631345
MEET ME BEHIND THE BK IN 20 MINUTES!

>>83631376
TRT exemptions should never have been accepted, that whole thing was a cluster fuck.
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>>83631372
THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT AFTER WE GOT IN A FIST FIGHT. THEN I MADE OUT WITH YOUR DAD. SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN
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Goofy Dana White!
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one GoPro on the refs head and one GoPro in Alexa Grasso's ass, now that's entertainment
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I can break these cuffs
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>>83631459
you can't break those cuffs..
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>>83631076
I doubt Trump had anything to do with the running of Affliction, probably just licensed his name to it and had some ownership stakes in it like a lot of other things. Branding has always been his game
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>>83631435
>not having the twitter app on a chadphone
L E A F
E
A
F
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>>83631459
>>83631476
I could fit my dick in those cuffs easy
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>>83631508
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>>83631490
>chadphone
Cringe
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>>83631691
>cringe
Cringeworthy
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why is chuck anglin for a jbj ass whoopin?
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Just watched 225. Jacare got fucking robbed holy shit
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>>83631484
There was more to it than that. Do you know who was the Chief Operating Officer if Affliction MMA? Michael Cohen. Yes, that Michael Cohen.
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>>83631821
>Just watched 225
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>>83631821
>americans in charge of judging fights
yea for sure laying on a dude doing jack shit should be worth as much as a knockdown
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>>83631821
Jacare gassed and got dropped, you're blind
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>>83631821
>thinking Jacare won any round other than the first
>not even getting the event right
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>>83631185
yellow cage. like some regional promotion.
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https://youtu.be/Cz0aYlMFNyc

Donald Trump speaking at the first Affliction weigh in. It’s weird, this video has over 300,000 views, but only two comments on it that are newer than 7 years ago.

It’s like nobody has seen this video since 2009. The MMA event that time forgot.
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So did anyone watch TUF or
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>>83631821
Media scores are very split.
I thought Souza won it too, but judging it as a whole fight I would give it to Kelvin.
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>>83631947
no

valentina is doing play by play for ufc chile? spanish bros let us know if she's any good
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Hahah Trump sitting next to Jenna Jameson, Tito, and Trump Jr, talking about Affliction is going to destroy the UFC.

https://youtu.be/5VHmsTqw8nQ
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>>83631987
Stop hijacking my posts mapleback
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>>83632009
No.

We're best buds now. There's no escape.
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Holy fucking shit, the state of the current UFC Rankings.

Junior Dos Santos is #15.
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>>83632047
I really wanna see Aleksei vs Fabricio
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>>83632032
I too enjoy Goobyposting
You’re alright snowbeaner.
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>>83632065
Dumb phoneposter
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Woodley wants to fight on the 227 card.
RDA/Colby is on 225.
Wonderboy/Till is at the end of May.

i mean I guess Wonderboy or Till COULD recover in that time but it's not a guarantee depending on how the fight goes.

So who the fuck does that leave? Maia is fighting Usman on Saturday. Lawler's got a torn ACL.

Absolute insanity.
The guy's a psychopath.
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when is dana going to sign him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAZBMRk1Eig
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>>83632113
>implying Woodley won't try and force the interim champ to fight him ASAP like he did Maia last year
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Who replaces Belfort in the rankings?
Adesanya?

No it's that sexy spartan faggot.
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>>83632113
Honestly if RDA or Colby don’t sustain much damage and/or the fight ends quickly, fighting again in August won’t be that big of a deal
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>>83631987
Wow, didn't know she spoke Spanish.
That's pretty cool.
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>>83632129
Dana should just deny him until October/November.
227 already has a main event anyway. At least according to TJ he's been told he will be the main event.
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>>83632047
If you really want a giggle, check the LW rankings. Nate's still holding onto 8th somehow, even though he hasn't fought in 2 years and hasn't fought in LW in 3.
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>>83632155
That's true.
I don't think that will happen though.
Colby is the decision king.
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>>83632009
>>83632065
>snowbeaner
>mapleback

These forced slurs are weak. Stop trying so hard.
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>>83632166
Funny thing is Ronda was still on it until a few weeks ago.
Instead of outright kicking her off like they just did with Belfort she had to slowly slowly SLOWLY fall down the rankings piece by piece until finally she was gone.
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Pre-ordered Woodley's new rap album lads
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>>83632178
How about "Lesser American"?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>83632190
>Not booking tickets to his stand up too
Why you gotta hate on a nigga white boi?
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>>83623120
Will she drain her boobs before weigh in?
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>>83623120
I M P L A N T S
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>>83632200
Is that the p4p ranking?
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>>83632200
>every fighter that's missed weight this year has won their fight
>Show+Win-20% > Show alone
>missing weight doesn't negatively impact your ranking or future matchmaking
Honestly, why does anyone bother to make weight anymore? If the fight isn't for a belt, you're better off not cutting any weight.
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>>83632190
Holy shit I'm somewhat excited to hear this.
Tyron Woodley is becoming quite the Renaissance Man.
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>>83632140
First person to heem that faggot unironically becomes my /mainboy/
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>>83632200
back 2 reddit
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>>83632113
gee
shucks
ponder who he could want to fight?
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>>83632200
They'll give her a higher ranked opponent as if she actually fought at strawweight, but why would they move up her ranking there?
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>>83632003
kek

I can't believe this doofus runs my country now
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post your walkout songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgJOJAmXlBw
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>>83632247
Opponent could refuse to fight, take their cut, and you get nothing
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david branch wants jacare

https://www.instagram.com/p/BitB5hWgdHN/?hl=en&taken-by=davidbranch32
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>>83632065
I post many fighters, but yes our allegiance as friends is settled truest of beans.
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>>83624177
First fighter to pull out of title fight due to VD
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>>83632200
erious question, how can a Flyweight be ranked at Strawweight?
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>>83632302
that would be a top meme though
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>>83632292
makes sense
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>>83632287
Yeah, and if that fighter refuses then their career's in the toilet for the foreseeable future. The UFC and casual fans don't take kindly to stuff like that.
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>>83627438
Non combat sports = shit tier
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how the fuck is Holly Holm the #1 ranked WBW? it makes no sense
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>>83632301
DC and Gooby are my two favorite fighters to post too, I have misjudged you my newfound /heem/friend
Have a nice day
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>>83632370
causa MMA journalists still consider Ronda the GOAT and the only other woman who's beaten Ronda is the champion.
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>>83632370
>He doesn't rate Holly "1-4 in her last 5" holm
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DON'T FEAR ME!

___ ___ ____________!
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LOW BLOW
Do you think if Cejudo steals DJ's crown and 125 becomes competitive it can start selling at serious PPV numbers or is it always doomed to fail because they have bodies like little girls?
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>>83629263
>Hurrr durrr lower belt tapped an upper belt

Happens all the time
You do not train BJJ
Also no pic for tfw
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>>83632401
*brrr* *pfft pffft*
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>>83632370
Holm belongs in Invicta
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>>83632047
Imagine what Mark hunt would do to Willis
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>>83632401
*long deafening silence*
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This is next Friday
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>>83632406
cejudo has a gold medal at least, he's marketable
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>>83631987
Definitely going to watch it on Fox Deportes just for that reason. Werdum + Valentina is easily much better than Jimmy Smith + Fitzgerald
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i could have easily been a top 10 HW in the ufc if i wasn't an unathletic manlet with tiny hands
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>>83632406
mighty mouse doesn't try to sell ppvs, thats why he doesn't sell ppvs

in other news, he's going to kill cejudo
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>>83632406
Does Henry think people actually care about him? He was interesting for 1 fight after he went full karate and ko'd that dude but then he immediately went back to his wrestlefucking ways the next fight so WGAF
only flyweight fight I actually want to see is tj vs DJ
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>>83632406
Bro what kind of little girls have you been fucking?
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Soon.
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>>83632467
Maddux is a TJ fan now
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>>83632406
A rematch with Cejudo is generating some interest because of his big finish against Reis. The ceiling will always be lower but any champion can do well against challengers that have been allowed to build some momentum
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Buccholz will unironically be fighting soon on AFC
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>>83632506
can i unironically get a link quick
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>>83632431
Does Mousasi stand a chance against the Brazilian?
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>>83632519
yeah, Carvalho been koing some dudes with 2 digits losses, he definitely has a shot
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>>83632452
want megan olivi to laugh at my naked body
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>>83632515
nigga i can't find one myself but it's on Fight Pass and he's fighting right now
1 round over
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>>83632572
i did, look up afreeca tv then search up the channel heemsleep
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>>83632583
holy based
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Justin Buccholz lost
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Buccholz lost
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kek
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>>83632638
Why
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>>83632638
AIDS Jimmy Smith in the background
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/heem/ as an mma fighter

https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/996990000368500736
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Buttholez really took a pounding from that young black stud.
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>>83632722
who's that guy anyway?
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"Before the end of the year, I'm coming back" ~ Dominick Cruz
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>>83632748
He was one of the main coaches at Team Alpha Male and he used to fight in the UFC
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New Thread if anyone cares

>>83632763
>>83632763
>>83632763
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>>83632748
Carlton Minus. Dude's only ever fought in AFC, but he's now 8-0. Fought from LW to MW and 5 of those wins are KO/TKO. He's for sure someone to look out for over the next 2 or 3 years.
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>>83623606
lmao
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>>83624865
Wonderboy V Woodley 3 is the last chance for UFC to become a legit sport. If they refuse to book it because of drawls then they should just start bringing in the wwe writers now.
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>>83625438
Wasnt the entire point of that movie about the rock trying to save and protect the giant ape? What a shit shoop.
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>>83625316
Okay. Added to my queue. Better be good . . . or else




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