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Upcoming:
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>THIS was Anderson's last fight
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Colby.
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>>83632771
>I take steroids
>Is normal
Was Anderson Silva ever actually good?
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Colby.
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>>83632792
only a literal fag would make that
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>>83632843
Colby made it
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Colby is a contender. You may not like it. But it is what it is.
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>>83632862
Imagine if he had knockout power
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why is chuck liddel trying to get his ass whooped by jbj
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>>83632904
$$$$$$$$$$$
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fuck Colby
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>>83632870
Colby "The Chaos Lord" Covington has yachts for hands my guy. We're talking 40 footers here.
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>>83632904
Chuck needs to be put in a home for his own good.
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>>83632929
he should've paid those pornstars a couple hundred more and actually gotten it in
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>>83632904
he's missing his weekend boozefest
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>>83632949
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Colby "Zimmerman" Covington out wrestles Trayvon Woodley no question
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>>83632958
honestly, think about it for a second. you just paid a couple of hookers a few hundred dollars to take pictures with you, why not spend the little extra and live the gimmick?
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prime schaub would heem ngannou
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>>83632964
Tyroon got tired just from watching.
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>>83632969
Colby thrives on lodly chaos, he's not compelled by animalistic instinct like you or I.
Besides you wouldn't get it even if I explained it. That's why it's a gimmick and you and most of the rest of heem are marks.
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>>83633028
by not fucking those pornstars his alpha-male, nerd-bashing gimmick is gone. colby is the mark
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>>83632851
something makes me think it was a fucking leaf.
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>>83632969
he didn't pay a cent
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>>83632791
He was in a shit division at the same time as GSP was in the most stacked division. I think the comparisons between those two were a little unbalanced, and the super-fight that never occured...who knows?
Anderson was good, and creative. But he has a really shitty attitude, including his awful fake humility.
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>>83632791
Actually yes, he fought when everybody was also on roids so it evens it out...its not like jones who takes roids to have an advantage over old man, AND NEVER FORGET GSP DUCKED PRIME ANDERSON.
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HYPE TRAIN SOON TO BE DERAILED.
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Did you guys know that CM Punk is afraid of beer?
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>>83632763
>tfw call out fatshit Dern who cant make weight but she sells PPVs so you win an easy fight AND if you somehow lost the fight you cant lose the belt because Dern cant make the weight SO YOU WIN NO MATTER WHAT AND GET PAID THE MOST YOU EVER MADE

is Rose and Pat team fucking godmode at playing the game? Yes
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>>83633126
>Pillowfist Nick Diaz
>Underweight BJ Penn
>Average Condit
>Hype Train Koscheck
>Pre-USADA Hendricks
>2009 Can Crusher Dan Hardy
>Knocked out by BJJ Matt Serra
The absolute state of GSP fans...the roided Canadian picks his fights he wouldnt last against any top 10 welterweight.
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>>83632886
The idiot was motioning for a check hook.
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>>83633165
Another boring decision.
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>>83633358
No ways Till is getting knocked out...
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>>83633390
>being this retarded
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>>83633202
>Pillowfist Nick Diaz
Was finishing people in strike force
>Underweight BJ Penn
It's still BJ Penn
>Average Condit
Condit wasn't at his best here but was still dangerous
>Hype Train Koscheck
Koscheck was a beast when he fought GSP
>Pre-USADA Hendricks
AKA the best Hendricks
>Knocked out by BJJ Matt Serra
and finished him the rematch easily
You forgot some so lets fun them down.

>Thiago Alves
looked like a killer before he fought GSP
>Jake Shields
talented grappler
>Jon Fitch
had a great record before fighting GSP

Most of your points are retarded.
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If you made bets on every fighter that does hard sparring, bets that they get KO'd round one

Would you turn a profit?
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>>83633542
>ADA Hendricks
>AKA the best Hendricks

but that was one of the worst decisions in UFC history
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>amongst the greatest mixed martial artists of all-time
>one of the biggest stars in the history of the sport
>widely considered as one of the greatest Lightweight competitor in the sport's history
>Renowned boxing coach Freddie Roach has famously described Penn as the best boxer in all of mixed martial arts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B.J._Penn

Who writes these? 50% winrate fighter that hasn't won in 8 years.
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>>83633615
>too much of a newfag to remember prime BJ Penn

Change your flag for sure my guy
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>>83633638
>prime bjp
You mean crushing cans and losing repeatedly to Machida, GSP and Hughes?
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>>83633202
>he wouldnt last against any top 10 welterweight
lol
to be this casual.
here's that split photo of Koscheck and Fitch after GSP.
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>>83633591
if how you looked after a fight determined the winner, GSP would have lost every fight and BJ Penn would have won every fight (until the last couple figths in his career)
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>>83633591
Naw, watch it again without the sound on cuz Rogan's nuthugging Hendricks is too much. It's as close as a fight could be.
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Mike Perry is a BLACK BULL

Deal with it wh*Toids !
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>>83633712
People obsessed with damage in a points sport..

If the fights were judged on who's face looks worse after, whites would never win a god damn fight considering a hefty slap from a 6 year old could leave a big ass red mark.


Which also annoys me when commentators mention "OH LOOK AT THIS BODY IT'S ALL MARKED UP" no shit his skin is porcelain white.
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>>83633738
kek
perry is based
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>>83633591
>hendricks comes out in 5th like an absolute retard, singing to himself and does nothing
>gets taken down
>complains he lost the round
can't win a round by taking a nap and eating punches to the face, something anderson silva had to learn as well
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Big fan of Phoenix Carnivale here
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Greg Jackson is going to ruin Platinum.
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>>83633165
Stephens has a hype train?
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>>83633126
GSP knew what was up. There's a reason he never expressed any intent to take the fight but came back to 185 after retiring when a weak Bisping was champ.
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>>83632870
I was standing at the busstop the otherday and this TINY chick is giving me sex eyes
only a couple heads shorter than me, but holy fuck was she skinny and had an ass that I could palm with one hand
anyways she was starting at me because my "bbc" of 6 inch soft was printing on trackpants
seriously don't know why guy let some refugee nigga get them triggered, chicks are fucking tiny these days
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>>83633943
Is there any real doubt that prime GSP could have taken Anderson down and molested him?
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>>83634026
That’s assault brother
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>>83634043
Anderson can't let him get close.
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>>83633641
kek at you mentioning machida. BJ was a bloated lightweight fighting machida at heavyweight. He didn't even get KOd. He just showed he had balls.
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Paige uploaded a photo yesterday much better than the 2 she has up now but deleted it instantly
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Better how? More cleave?
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>>83634261
Not really she just looked prettier in it, it was just a better photo from a better angle but then I clicked on her profile and it was gone
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>>83632904
Good coke is expensive, homie.
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>miss weight by 8 lbs
>get top #15 ranked
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Lmao Colby has Kumaru worked into such a seethe on ufc unfiltered
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>ywn fuck her on this bed
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>>83634026
We saw in the Bisping fight that GSP's imperious top game is nowhere near as effective against bigger guys. Anderson is a class above standing.
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>>83634327
I don't get why the UFC is pushing her. She's not popular, not hot/cute, no built in fan base. Why the preferential treatment?
Is "BJJ dorks" a coveted demographic?
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>>83633542
>GSP fought in a stacked division against the best fighters.
155lb BJ PENN couldn't be finished by the so-called GOAT.
Imagine what Silva would have done to BJ if he made it to 185.
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>>83634333
What is he saying?
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>>83633689
Im not talking about the weak welterweight division he fought in Im talking about now...who can he beat in the top 10 welterweight division of 2018?
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>>83633615
>oh yea for sure a 145lb BJ Penn who went up to welterweight and light heavyweight to fight the best fighters of his time was a can...and for sure the two belts he wont at two divison before McGregor did dont mean anything.
Wannna know how i know you started watching UFC because of Mcgregor?
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>>83634431
That Colby makes him so angry that he literally feels like he is going to cry. He said it is like being back in grade and knowing you have to fight a kid after class and you are just so full of emotion the whole day. Nobody else makes him feel like this and he can’t even put it into words. It’s hilarious. I really hope Maia puts him to sleep.
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>>83633491
>Defending a HYPE TRAIN without even forming an argument.
The state of israeli "MMA EXPERTS".
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>>83634475
top jej what a fuckin mark
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>>83634371
Why do you do this to me
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>WB beats Till
>Colby beats RDA Interim belt
>WB beats Colby for interim belt
>Tyron vs WB III (draw)
>Tyron vs WB IV (split decision for Tyron)
>retires undisputed GOAT
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I hope they scrap 170 and make 165 and and 175 divisions. Then Dana can just strip Tyrone and give title shots to exciting fighters.
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>>83635239
I hope you fuck back off to /box/ and stop trying to ruin this sport.
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>>83635268
Big john says it needs to happen. Nobody likes Tyrone.
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>>83635312
Not on my watch. Never.
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>>83632789
"Kay-osssssss"
>thumbs and fingers touching on both hands
>hands gestured upwards and out
>cringey razzle dazzle
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>>83635339
Tyrone, when did you move to Australia?
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>>83635422
you're not adding more weight classes. Not happening. Back to /box/, fag.
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>>83633738
One of my worst fears would be discovering I'm part nigger but modern brainwashed "whites" relish in it. Sad.
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>>83635497
How is it bad to add two weight classes that make sense and get rid of 170?
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>>83635543
something something pillowtap
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>>83635543
> how is it bad to thin the divisions more
you will not ruin this sport. you are a /box/ fag, this much we know.
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>>83635543
Tyrone would hold both belts
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I hate Stipe. Not sure why but he pisses me off.
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>we will never see a Team Connor vs Team Khabib season of TUF

Between Connor's shit talking and Khabib's broken English in response I imagine it would be amazing
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>>83635749
I hate them all. Weidman. Villante. Weidman. Serra. Longo. Sterling. Iaquinta. Danaher. Renzo. Fuck em.
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>>83634475
What a shook mark
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>>83635759
>trying to revive a dead reality show with the biggest fight in ufc history


Disgusting idea, Conor vs khabib should get the build up like conor vs aldo did, world tour.
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>>83635774

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>>83635749

He seems alright, probably got an IQ of like 105 but not a bad guy
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>>83635744
Johny is champ at 175
Colby is champ at 165
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>>83635791
Johny's at 205 now isn't he?
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>>83635749
HAHAHA WOOOOO YAAAA CLEAVELAND BABAAAY WOOO HAHAAAA

Hey beb *hangs up* HAHAAAAAA WOOOOOOOO YAAAAA
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>>83635802
stipe is that you
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>>83635801
He’s an alternate for the bellator HW tournament
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>>83635817
Knock knock
Whos there?
Stipe Miocic
Stipe Miocic who?

Stio-pick
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Who should Vanzant fight next?
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>>83635850
Brendan Schaub
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>>83635850
this white bitch has a white boyfriend why the fuck she hate us niggas


baka white women brainwashed by these honkies bruh
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>>83635828
I can see him beating Fedor and Bader
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>>83635744
>Tyrone
Would never get a title shot at either.

>>83635850
>tfw swn give you reparations
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>>83635850
personally i think she should have eye surgery like asians do because she has beady eyes. my daughter has bright as fuck blue large almond shaped eyes because she is almost 100% white (unfortunately she is a little bit polish) and people constantly tell me she's beautiful

my daughter also has a tiny button shaped white person nose, well paige's is disgustingly bulbous she should get that fixed as well

then she can become a wwe diva

>>83635841
DC is going to FLATLINE stipe miocic
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>>83635865
neither of them are white. especially not her boyfriend. not even my daughter is white because she is a little polish so not fully northern european (white/human).
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I'm a fan of bangers and mash
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>>83635886
>unfortunately she is a little bit polish
Based
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*are the GOATs in your path*
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>>83636009
*reminds you*
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Are the Fedors the most deadly brothers in history?
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>>83636040
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Bisping is and always was a chinlet
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>>83636043
https://youtu.be/TFtWyY2Ibbk
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rose is the best looking fighter
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>>83633738
Only 2%? That's probably low enough to qualify for Leibstandarte SS Walmart division.
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>>83635850
THIS is the ultimate, textbook example of a 56% face.
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>>83636167
you are right
it looks like the person who created the 56% meme face used her as inspiration

her boyfriend looks weird as fuck i hope they have a kid
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>>83636146
Tread lightly my friend.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/austrian-man-locked-up-glorifying-12551158
Do you have this retarded type of law there? I've been to Prague btw xD.
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>>83636167
wow it really is
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>>83635886
>bit polish

many families are looking to give homes to children you should consider adoption
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paige should have gotten bigger boobs, she really should have went nuts with it

>>83636223
fuck off she is the whitest child in costa rica
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Schaub is coming to my local comedy club soon, is it worth spending 20 bucks to record audio and post online for my heembros?
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https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-hsu-cha-ji-a-member-of-snh48-s-nipple-dr2149n/answers/new.html
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Twice yesterday only I got asked if I was Triple H (wwe wrestler), once by a group of roofers and again by a guy at a bar. It's happening every few days.
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>>83636343
>is it worth 20 bucks to see arguably the greatest comedian of this generation live
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>>83636378
That has yet to be determined, there is literally none of his stand up
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>>83636392
Online*
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What if Schaub was one of us?
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>>83636392
Here is some of his stand up.
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>>83636467
It would seem his stand up is very inconsistent
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>>83636467
I prefer his earlier work.
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>>83636496
Another great thing about phoneposting is no matter what Webm a h8r posts I just imagine it is Schaub heeming his opponent.
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>>83636519
Sorry friend, phoneposting can't hide the past
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>>83636467
Beast of a standup, excuse me
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>>83636496
>>83636514
>>83636547
>>83636549
Mt Rushmore of cheetofingers
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>>83636563
keep y'finners clean, make y'sneakers gleam
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I'm not saying his stand up is a beast but his stand up is a beast, 100%.
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uno
hunny
percentemento
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frick Schuab and frick wh*te people
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Went to r/MMA for the first time to see why you guys always mention it...here is what i realized within 2 minutes. The advantages is there are no /pol memes like
>hahaha that fighter is 2% African that fighter is a mutt and so are Americans teehee XXD
The only disadvantage is that everyone there is censored and cant say things for what they are...so its more of a MMA tumblr. And the lack of no image posting brought me to a decison to remain on /heem even though its a tiny community with spammers and people who run gimmicks e.g Dernposter,Ortegaposter etc. But sometimes you get people who really appreciate MMA here and can get well thought out responses...and the good part is /heem loves MMA as a whole not just UFC...i had fun on the CamSoda thread just by reading your posts...thats what makes /heem /heem.
I now declare /heem upvoted.
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>>83636643
*heems u
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>>83636643
of course the south african hates race realism lmao
even though most people think 4chan is "the cesspit of the internet" or whatever it's usually called, this site fosters open conversation without (much) censorship or circlejerking
you actually see far more diverse opinions on 4chan than any other site because people here don't have to worry about pleasing the crowd for validation.
whoever came up with le upvotes and downvotes should be gassed, how could they not realise it would just result in the safest, most common arguments becoming the most visible?

favourite female fighter?
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G G G G G G G G G GADOOOOOOOSH
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>>83636698
This site fosters the losers and rejects of society with le edgy memes.
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>>83636698
>whoever came up with le upvotes and downvotes should be gassed
I think the upvote/downvote system would work if there were no accounts and every post was anonymous. That way people aren't just trying to earn points. Also people wouldn't worry about posting controversial shit and getting banned.
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>>83636736
I guess it might but you have to admit there is at least no thought police here, you literally can't discuss certain things on plebbit
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HEEM

ME

INSIDE
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>>83636698
based.
anything with voting ruins conversations.
fuck anyone who isn't white and any white race traitor and anyone who applies to enforce rules or become a cop fuck anyone who isn't me

favorite female fighter?
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>>83636519

>he doesnt view OR post webms from his phone
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>>83636815
plenty of thought police here, unemployed thought police, not that making money doing it makes it OK, fucking scumbags...god i fucking hate anyone who isn't me
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how do we stop Joe Hogan from retiring more fighters
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>>83636736
Nope, that’s just you.
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>>83636902
Objectively wrong. Why would you even pretend that isn't the case?
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LOL my childhood friend just got arrested for selling weed and is facing life in prison they stole his house, his car, his motorcycle, his guns and $800,000

i really cannot wait to be dead this planet is shit almost everyone is a fucking authoritarian cuck beta bitch faggot
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Gooby Goobington
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>>83636916
No he didnt
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>>83636916
Based spammy
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>>83632904
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
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>>83634371
You’ll never fuck anyone on any bed.
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>>83636890
Bribe Young Jamie to substitute his Alpha Brain™ pills for placebo and watch Rogan slowly lose his edge as a comedian and a commentator. The pinnacle of this diabolic plan will be Schaub retiring him during a Fight Companion™ and taking over the podcast in his stead.
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>>83636916
criminal scum like your friend deserve it
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Reddit wmma fighters:

>Rose namajunas

4chan wmma fighters:

>Mackenzie Dern

If you disagree, you know your place.
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>>83637139
Oh for sure Dern is a munster my guy
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Justin "Gerald McClellan" Gaethje
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>>83637139
why do you hues buy into her shtick?
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>>83634371
Something is wrong with her face. Its like when you look at PVZ face and you cant figure out whats wrong. Then you realize she has a chimp face. Whats wrong with grasso's face?
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>>83637284
It's those soulless eyes for me.
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>>83637284
Lowkey down syndrome?
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>>83637200
We all hate her, he's just a proxy-kun.
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>>83636698
>Race Realism
I get that there are alot of "Race" experts on 4chan but there is a board for that...now go there and never come back.
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isn't ultimate fighting basically just human cock fighting?
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>>83637552
si
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>>83637552
Yes. Imagine locking two men in a cage for 25 minutes and telling them to kill eachother.
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>>83633641
>everyone I don't know is a can
hello newfriend. here is overeem welcoming you with open arms
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>>83637476
>high test alphas

I think you mean high-fructose corn syrup. This board is full of fat, virgin nerds.
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>>83636698
You get just as much echo chamber circlejerking here as anywhere else. Don’t believe me? Try saying you’re an atheist (inb4 fedora pic), or that you don’t think the Jews are evil. /pol/fags bully people into compliance with memes and repetition.
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>>83637200
We see a br we cheer for the br (actually I'm not like that but most are). It's that simple.
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>>83637284
The shape of her head is unfortunate, and it complements her manly physique in a very bad way
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I like Alexa Grasso because she wears a shirt when she fights
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>>83637609
Did you know that she's actually american?
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>>83637640
>le team romero

lol what a mark
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>>83637200
Because she works reddit manlets like you into a literal seethe
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>>83637666
figured fans of bisping were also fans of mandrama
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>>83637696
worked
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>>83637701
>volume matters more than damage
oh for sure those tappy leg kicks really won Condit the fight my man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqTNlSAiRo

why couldn't Raquel do this when she felt her nose shatter
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>>83637806
she chose not to do that, is the reason
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>>83637626
Her father is br and she speaks Portuguese plus likes us. That is enough.
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>teeps you
>throws light jabs and punches your gloves and shoulders
>clinches you against the fence and pidder padders you
Nothing personal kid, but i just won that round
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>>83637885
Is Darren Till also your boy
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>>83637640
>only slightly ironic
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>>83637957
Darren till is more Brazilian than dern desu
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>>83637957
Personally yes
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Will Schaub pick wonderboy or Till?
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>>83637972
Fair enough. I find it odd though, my mrs is a hue and can't stand dern for the same reasons most people here can't. The fakeness.

I think if there was for example a bong or burger equivalent of Dern, putting on a fake accent from either place, she would be shunned by most people in that country
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>>83637985
For sure after some preddy deep analysersists on that fight I'm one hunnert persend gotta go with Wonderboy my man. One hunnert persend. He's my boy and has all the tools to win but there's no way he's beating Till my man. Till will win.
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who the heck is this guy, where's wagenheim?
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Sage fighting July 14th. 170lbs
No word who he's fighting.
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>>83637985
Who was the last person he trained and had dinner with?
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>>83638019
Wagenheim is done with the Beat. Last show was a couple weeks ago. The manlet will be the new regular I believe.
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>>83637970
Not really
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>>83637900
*takes you down*
*lays on you for 1 and a half minutes until I gas and let you up*
*pressures you against the cage still feinting letting you circle out after 30-60 seconds of nothing*
Heh maybe you did win that round kid, all I know is it's going to decision. SPLIT decision.
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>>83638037
He was stabbed as a teen and fought his way out of poverty and life problems. Perfect hue story line. Sort of like aldo, yes?
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>>83638016
Agreed 100% but I disagree
>>83638033
His homeboy from Colorado
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>>83638028
Zak Ottow. It was already announced you casual.
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>>83638076
What did you say to me you little bitch? You wanna go homie?

If Sage can't beat Zak that is bad.
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>>83638035
>Wagenheim is done
damn shame, what about chuck?
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>>83638064
>Sort of like aldo, yes?
Aldo's scar comes from headbutting a hot stove, you casual.
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>>83638121
Ottow is pretty solid. Much better than anyone Sage has previously beat.
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It must have been embarrassing for Gerard to lose his bellator debut to a guy that Tito Ortiz beat
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>i'm sorry but i just don't think blood sports like cage fighting are appropriate in 2018
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>>83638153
Still there, just off this week I guess. I rarely listen to it. Jeff has some new job that won’t let him travel to New York for the show anymore.
>>83638178
Stillborn meme
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>>83638028
sage has all the tools to succeed but he's of weak mind. cliche as it sounds that's a real thing
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>listen, we seriously need to address the gender pay gap in MMA
>the women should be getting paid more than the men
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Conor McGregor would've knocked out Aldo in the rematch, Edgar, Ferguson, and Khabib.
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>>83638165
So aldo didnt fight his way out of poverty? Did he inherit the burger business. Did he get that scar working at famous burger?
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Just wanna give you nerds a heads up. If I see ANY of you making childish sexist or sexual comments like pic related about Laura or Megan, two Goddesses who are infinitely better than you in every way, you'll be in for a WORLD of hurt, courtesy of me. Got it? Good.

>>83638172
Erm, not sure about that. I'd put him on Barberena's level. Maybe not even that.
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>>83638216
I said beat not fought, I would rate Barbarena above him but not by too much.
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>>83638208
kid is like 23, give him some time
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>>83638210
based
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>>83638233
Might want to reread it retard
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>>83638236
sage is a chinlet my man he gets dropped all the time that wont get better with age
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>>83638233
Oh yeah I didn't pay attention to your comment much because you're a peasant. Sorry about that, peasant.
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>>83638236
not sure that's something you can develop to be desu. believe me I want him to succeed, I'm just basing this off of his fights I've seen
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>>83638248
i consider that more of a balance issue due to lack of experience
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>>83638250
No worries, pleb.
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>>83638281
What did you call me you little bitch? You're lucky I'm with my imaginary girlfriend, or I'd fuck you up right now.
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>>83638284
vitor vs chuck is the fight to make
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https://twitter.com/AngieOverkill/status/997154087249498112
Lmao alright I officially #FeelTheDern
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>>83638343
Nah. Chuck is to fight JBJ and after he wins that Brock and then after he wins that Stipe.
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>>83638236
Sage is like the kid from the Breakfast Club. His dad’s been running his life since day 1, I doubt the dude even knows how to think for himself. You don’t recover from that sort of upbringing.
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Now that Yair is unranked so you think he will accept a fight with Zabit?
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>>83638353
>"top" competition"
I feel for her though, maybe she could be the one to end the d*rn meme
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>>83638405
Ignore my double quotation marks it's 3am
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>>83638353
Poor Angela.
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Find a flaw.
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>>83637606
Lmao true 4chan is essentially a conservative christian white supremacist majority website...but dont count everyone in the same light i have had the honour of getting (you)'s from intellectuals on this website, some boards are better than others.
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Vitor never failed a drug test
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>>83633202
First post I'm agreeing with from this flag. Greasing Pee and his overhyped record is truly disturbing.
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when is the next gender wars?
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>>83638425
I sure would like to sexually FUCK Hill tbqh.
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The only way to get a (you) out of me is to disrespect Schaub.
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>>83637476
Darren Till will get fucked but so will you if you act like a whore have some self-respect buddeh.
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>can't make 185 anymore
>is about to get heemed by Gustafsson
>will be 1-3 in his last four fights at that point, all losses by KO

The absolute state of Luke Rockhold, it is all over for him
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>>83638439
FINALLY my girl Ketlen is getting the hespect she deserves

also
>cuckmier
>champion
*inhales*
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>>83638499
>>83638499
/heem/ BJJ experts:

What does Sara do wrong here?
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>>83638525
All wmma is a mistake.
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Has Schaub commented on the yanni & laurel situation?
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>>83638496
He still has his bois tho
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>>83638525
taps

for the arm triangle to be fully locked in the body has to be fully on the opposite side of the choking arm.
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>>83638541
Not what I asked incel
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>>83638580
I think you replied to the wrong postman.
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>>83638576
>the body has to be fully on the opposite side of the choking arm.
No it doesn't
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ryan bader got 150k, that's very good right?
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>>83638576
you absolutely can finish arm triangles from half guard
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>>83638617
You can but it's much more difficult. Vieira is also in half guard on the wrong side.
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>>83635500
You probably are and you should neck yourself.
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>>83638647
triggered moor
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>>83638642
>>83638642
>on the wrong side
For sure it doesn't matter what side you're on if your grip is tight enough
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Thoughts on this fight?
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>>83638603
Cris Cyborg: $500,000 (no win bonus) def. Yana Kunitskaya: $100,000
Brian Ortega: $200,000 (includes $100,000 win bonus) def. Frankie Edgar: $195,000
Sean O'Malley: $44,000 (includes $22,000 win bonus) def. Andre Soukhamthath: $19,000
Andrei Arlovski: $275,000 (no win bonus) def. Stefan Struve: $77,000
Ketlen Vieira: $60,000 (includes $30,000 win bonus) def. Cat Zingano: $35,000
Mackenzie Dern: $50,000 (includes $25,000 win bonus) def. Ashley Yoder: $12,000
Alexander Hernandez: $26,000 (includes $13,000 win bonus) def. Beneil Dariush: $48,000
John Dodson: $82,000 (includes $41,000 win bonus) def. Pedro Munhoz: $34,000
C.B. Dollaway: $92,000 (includes $46,000 win bonus) def. Hector Lombard: $62,000
Zak Ottow: $36,000 (includes $18,000 win bonus) def. Mike Pyle: $55,000
Cody Stamann: $40,000 (includes $20,000 win bonus) def. Bryan Caraway: $21,000
Jordan Johnson: $28,000 (includes $14,000 win bonus) def. Adam Milstead: $12,000
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>>83638663
>>83636698
le virgin racial scientist.
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>>83638642
>Vieira is also in half guard on the wrong side.
yeah you're right actually, hadn't noticed that
mcmann's last 3 losses have all been submissions, her sub defence is awful
it was even more noticeable in her most recent fight against Renau where it was so obvious she was about to get triangled, but she did absolutely nothing to stop it.

>>83638687
different people, bozo
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>>83638669
SOMEBODY'S O HAS GOT TO GO
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>>83632964
I prefer Colby "Harold" Covington tbqh
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>>83638603
Bader made $137,000 in the Nogueira fight
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Luke Rockhold
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>>83638669
The Earth will shake.
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>>83638783
Is p4p the hottest man in mma
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you're walking to your wife's son's graduation party and this woman cold cocks you with a wild right hand and attempts to mount you...how do you react?
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>>83632964
>zimmerman
that guy just let off by a judge for threatening to kill someone, that's like the 5th non trayvon related thing he got no time for lol
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Ido Portal has a better MMA record than CM Punk
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>>83638677
>>83638603
more importantly he knocked out a guy as embarrassingly as he got knocked out by rumble
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>>83635850
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>>83638603
What about from his sponsors
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>>83638907
what is it that makes manlets so cruel and angry?
and what the fuck is going on in this webm?
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>>83636060
>>83636040
>>83636019
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>>83638961
>I'm gunna turn this into poo
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where are the picks? calendar?
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alan jouban put brian ortega on his list of top 5 hardest roads to a title shot
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>>83638982
Kid was sleeping and got beat up for some reason.
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>>83638982
Laziness needs to be punished
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>>83638715
DAAAAAA HE SAID IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>83639142
xD
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>>83638836
Pretend to speak Portuguese. She will appreciate that I am also a Braziboo and leave me alone. If that doesn’t work, scatter Brazilian bbq around and run away while she’s gorging herself.
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Snake in the grass
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Embedded!!
https://youtu.be/NZPIYQOsj68
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Mixed Martial Arts Insider Ariel Helwani Joins ESPN

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/997173038918516738
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>Wake up, anon. I made you breakfast.
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>>83639319
(((helwani)))
(((rosenstein)))
(((feldman)))

>>83638961
>>83639395
lol
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>>83639319
>>83639378
Could they have made that pic of Ariel look any more like an antisemitic propaganda picture?
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Mixed martial arts insider Ariel Helwani joins ESPN:

He will cover MMA across ESPN media, have his own podcast & co-host with Chael Sonnen “Ariel & The Bad Guy,” a new original weekly show on ESPN+

Full details: https://es.pn/2rMLGzQ
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>>83639378
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love MMA hour's format. This is the worst
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>>83639433
yes they could have called him the bad guy
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>>83639378
disgusting
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>>83639453
oh for sure 4 safe boring opinions is the best
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>>83639451
>>83639378
So he's basically working for the UFC again? Is this like when he was at Fox but later admitted his checks were signed by Zuffa?
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>>83639319
>>83639378
>Dana was mean to me again, s-save me ESPN
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will there be an equivalent of the MMA Hour on ESPN?
i guess someone new could take over on MMAFighting but it wouldn't be the same, and fighters would be less willing to go on it
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>>83639513
put esther in
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How far could Randleman go with modern training?
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>>83639319
>Helwani joins ESPN
>UFC has just signed a deal with ESPN

WEW Dana must be off his rocker
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>>83639535
he's dead mate
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>>83639535
unironically the GOAT
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Doesn't signing with ESPN basically limit what Ariel can say now
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>>83639545
Dana vs. Ariel in the octagon NEEDS to happen
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>>83639566
Yes he's basically a UFC mouthpiece
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>>83639566
>implying all Ariel ever wanted wasnt to be the official mouthpiece for the ufc.
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I'm very happy for Ariel
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>>83639573
post the pic
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You all pretend to hate Ariel but deep down you all love him
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>>83639783
ariel is such a fucking nerd

i do love him though
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>>83639783
>>83639943
I loved him since he did that mma hour is on fire thing.
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>>83639395

Again, why we don't have a Grasso spammer?
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>>83639992
for sure since strikexc
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>>83639943
I don't pretend to hate him at all, speak for yourself loser
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The judges were 100% correct. Only casuals think Hendricks won the fight. GSP literally and figuratively deleted him
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>>83639451
How long until he jew the UFC and gets fired again?
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>>83640071
Do you know the definition of a "significant strike" in fight stats? It doesn't mean "hard punch".
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Alan Jouban vs Tim Means @ UFC 227
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>>83640042
Because she’s a can
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>>83640055
Are you saying I'm not a real fan?
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>>83640065
I'll let my hands speak on your face
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>>83640102
Good fight, I wanted Tim Means vs Carlos Condit.
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>>83640116
There was one until she lost.
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Big fan of bundas here
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>>83639992
Why does Mike Canrry have such a huge reddit following for a shit fighter?
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>>83640430
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>>83640465
Asian-Americans were a mistake
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>>83640433
Not many white people in the ufc, people like to live through a fighter the same skin as them.
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>>83638472
I too agree with you he has the most overhyped record...the people he beat are not even relevent now...people say McGregor picked his fights yet all the people he defeated are headlining events to show he beat good fighters...GSP doesnt stand a chance against any top 5 welterweight or middleweight...and him dropping to 155lb just to smother smaller fighters shows that he is the biggest picker of fights...
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>>83640392
He was a general wMMA spammer. Picked a good amount of women to spam only for all of them to turn out to be unltra cans.
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>it's a joe lusts after nigganou for 15 minutes straight episode
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>>83640042
he literally only spams people that haven't lost dude, have you not picked up on that yet?
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>>83640042
>Newbies
There used to be one and its probably still here spamming another fighter
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>>83640545
>>83640560

I didn't realise. Okay then.
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>>83640491
This. I like my asian women humble and shy. American culture makes literally egerything degenerous
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>>83640858
>egerything
Fat finger get in the way there Hans?
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>>83640977
Good one Mahmoud. Future comedian right there inshallah
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maia = our gaia
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>>83641183
maia online
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>>83641127
I gound gour gum's gunny gone
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Tim Kennedy on JRE
>https://youtu.be/iaL3EEWspLo
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Tim Kennedy is on JRE to tell us that waterboarding isnt torture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaL3EEWspLo
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Why do MMA fighters like hunting so much? Is it a roid rage thing?
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>>83641593
have you ever eaten a wild animal? some people want good clean food.
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>>83641593
I only root for vegan fighters
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>>83641677
>Roiders want good clean food
Heh makes sense
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>>83641758
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>>83637701
Just watched this as impartially as I could, scoring for volume as per regulation, and got Condit 1, 4, 5. A minute long flurry by Lawler doesn't win him the round after three minutes of getting worked. UFC cuntstunted Condit because he isn't a "knockout artist," and he doesn't act like a mong like Nate.
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>>83641998
beef makes you strong
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>>83642050
I agree bud
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dunkies
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>>83640465
Source

I will heem you if you ignore me
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Is it just me that finds Tim Kennedy to be a vain insufferable cunt?
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>>83642274
He's way up his own ass but he's entertaining
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>>83642274
Tim is a fucking retard. It’s not just you.
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>>83641677
>wild animals
>clean

Sure, if you like parasites, I guess.
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>>83642274
Tim Kennedy was the originator of the Navy Seal pasta
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>>83642274
He's an idiot, but I'm glad he's protecting my country.
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>>83642652
Yup. I feel good knowing that he’s hot on Hitler’s trail. That fucker can’t hide forever!
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>>83632763
"Ohota krepkoe". Russian strong beer.
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>>83642742
cant wait til they find hitler and the zodiac and db cooper
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>>83643005
And Bigfoot! Don’t forget about Bigfoot! Also, the treasure of Oak Island.
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>tfw chrissy blair
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>>83643073
and the civil war treasure hidden in like the walls and shit
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Just saw goob floating around Drimnagh in a white BMW
I thought he was in prison for that bus thing
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>>83643126
>I thought he was in prison for that bus thing
well then you're an idiot
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>>83643147
hey now big fella
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Did Adam Elmi really name his daughter ‘Coral’?
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Who is excited for saturday
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>>83643395
Yes
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Lend her your strength /Heem/
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>>83643594
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>>83643632
jfc
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>>83633349
the idiot motions for a check hook literally every third punch. Every time hes been knocked out its when he tries firing off the check hook.

Vitor, Bisping and Yoel.
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Tatiana a cute

and Asso will get grapplefucked
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hahaha
what a sweet victory
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Angie hates Dern so Angie is now /mygirl/
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Music, Comedy, Broadcasting, Commentary, Philanthropy, Mixed Martial Arts.

What is next for this great Renaissance Man? The one known as Tyron Woodley.

Theater, Literature, Science, Mathematics, Philosophy? What field will The Chosen One bless us with next?
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is dern posting still a thing?
why do people hate her SMFH

fuck yall haters
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I'm confused does big foot silva have
Acromegaly just by shit luck or did he get it by taking peds? I always thought his face looked like that because he was born with something wrong with him.
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>>83643979
Reddit hates her

Based dern exposing redditors in 4chan
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>>83643412
punished veronica is going to kick this roider's ass
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>>83644002
Just genetics I guess. He developed a cyst on his pituitary gland
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>>83641998
>Drug Free
Imagine wearing that shirt unironically when you look like that unless he's wearing it ironically which is also shameful
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Is Schaubposting still a thing?

Haven’t been here since late 2016
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>>83643979
It was never a thing. It was just one autist spammer pics constantly, much like how 90% of Schaub posting back in the day was
>coral springs
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>>83644217
No. No one cares about Blooply Sprogg anymore.
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>>83643933
LOL she made weight every fight, beat the same girl as Dern, Ashley Yoder, more convincingly, and beat Maryna Moroz. Literal racism.
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>>83641998
>Those arms are bigger than my thighs
>drug-free
lmao
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>>83638496
Also balding really bad so his days as a "model" is numbered as well.
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>>83644217
No
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What happened, man?

I screencapped it like you said, what the fuck happened?
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>>83644326
The absolute arrogance of this man.
What was his peak ranking?
What gives this fucker any authority to speak on MMA, let alone combat sports as a whole?
Humiliating.
When you see pundits on UK tv for any sport - they are most likely one of the best players ever for that sport.
None of them are of the calibre of Schaub for MMA.
Matt Serra talks a lot about MMA but he's a former champion. Same as Miesha Tate. Chael isn't but he's probably one of the best ever fighters to have never won a belt with Urijah.

Sclob is embarrassing.
Makes me ashamed that he has some English heritage.
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>>83644317
Red pill me on racist instances by the UFC
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>>83644379
>taking a phone poster seriously
probably the same guy who spams schaub and stuff about jews
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>>83644382
For sure stay in your lane
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>>83644332
When he finally makes the decision to shave his head he will look like the actor Jason Statham
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>>83644403
angela hills not wrong she should be at #15 over dern
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I’m not autistic enough to find this out, but I am genuinely curious.

Can someone compare the amount of times Conor McGregor has been mentioned compared to Brendan Schaub in /Heem/ exclusively?
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>>83633202
I now know never to pay attention to anything posted under this flag.

Thanks for the heads up.
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>>83644443
Only if Schboop for sure stays in his.
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>>83644463
Well, we had Springsperg for a good long while (too damn long, really), so I imagine Schaub’s number has gotta be up there.
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>>83644474
sorry muchacho, but cro chops is getting heem'd by roy nelson
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Who is that tranny in the video with Colby?
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>>83644463
That's pretty easy

Mcgregor - 743 results:

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fheem%2F/text/mcgregor%20/

Schaub - 93 results

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/%2Fheem%2F/text/schaub/

Of course this is just analysing OPs and not individual mentions, if you look at the schaub results it's at most 2 people making the threads.

If you look at bare number mentions then they're almost equal
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>>83644463
how do you count the 100,000 purposeful misspellings
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>>83644514
Roy is for sure a beast. He punched Branson so hard he gave Tiger CTE.
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>>83644552
>If you look at bare number mentions then they're almost equal

This is what I wanted to know, mother of god we are the most autistic mma community on the Internet.
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>>83644581
Misspellings? Who the fuck doesn’t know how to spell Banger Schlong?
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/heem/ is better without censorship. i wish coral was here with his pass showing with every post. favorite female wrestler?
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>>83644597
No doubt, my dude. /heem/‘s autism is 100% a beast for sure!
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>>83644621
You’re partially the reason he isn’t posting here with us anymore you diminutive slob.
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Alexa when I pull down my underwear in front of her
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>>83644597
>This is what I wanted to know
Well Mr. Autist, it's impossible (for someone with a life) to know for sure cause there's another athlete who goes by Schaub and there's significant mentions of him in NFL threads. Conor Mcgregor's name is more popular and mentioned more often than Brendan Schaub's but again, it's impossible to know cause of misspellings, vague references and what not.
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>>83644650
hi coral. how's life post-shooting? best armbar in ufc history?
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>>83644650
there's only one person to blame for this
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>>83644621
>censorship
You're more like an annoying Geico commercial or pop up window. Filtering you is like installing ad-block.
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Hey guys I have one question and one question only, is Barnaby Schmidt a good fighter?
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>>83644668
you:
>I WAS IN THE POOL!
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I don't like the slams in mma always worried we're going to see a broken neck
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>>83644379
>spainsperg is alive
bruh
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>>83644712
Man up
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>>83644712
>worried
GET THIS WOMAN OUTTA HERE
A true /heem/ster wants that to happen
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>>83644679
GSP/Hughes 1

Posting on phone is tedious so I don’t do it much. I made this place don’t forget that.
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>>83644712
Never seen someone break their neck in the UFC
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>>83644681
Springsperg actually started that too, back when the original shoops started popping up
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>>83644775
kevin randleman slamming fedor on his head was scary af
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>>83644755
Did you get hepatitis like I honestly hoped you did?
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>>83644826
I got a girls number that I text with a lot. Hope that makes you mad
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if you dont like brendan schaub then lose my number
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>>83643903
based
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>>83644844
>that I text with a lot.
Woah coral made it to 2nd base with a girl
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>>83644844
Not really. I hope you meet her in person one day and she lets you fuck her.

Then gives you hepatitis.
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>>83644681
there's that phone poster again same guy who types gas the kikes guarantee it, favorite fight on this weekend's offering?

>>83644694
kill yourself stalin
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How good is Reyes's grappling?
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Little Ariel Helwani interviewing Donald Trump:

https://youtu.be/N8Ol1_YWlY0

This guy is a total disaster, just so you understand....
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>>83644812
Seems like this should probably kill you
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>>83644844
>text with a lot
You sound like an annoying needy faggot.
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>>83644876
You're that annoying deadpool ad that keeps showing up that my ad-block misses.
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>>83644873
I have hung out with her several times it’s amazing how I’ve progressed since essentially leaving this place behind, don’t get it twisted though I get very lonely and miss talking mma regularly because nobody I know watches much mma
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>>83644919
Cool. Good for you, bro. Don’t use protection.

Always remember, no one here likes you. Please don’t come back.
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>>83644891
>mma is the place to be
trump is a cool guy
i wonder which fighters he likes

will he respond on twitter if ask him nicely?
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>>83644908
aren't you regulated enough by others? you'll be wishing you hadn't done all this self imposed shit. i'd rather go back to 56k days than deal with dorks like you.
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KINO
>https://youtu.be/lmD_8wFFTUU
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Anyone that thinks this is the real sperg should heem themselves immediately
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>>83644948
rude
>>83644919
did you try to advance? get something more out of it?
2nd date you should try to kiss her imho
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>>83644919
I'm happy for you coral. I really am.

It truly broke my heart coming here everyday and seeing you waste hours of your life spamming "Schaub bless" from morning till night

The mod who gave you a 5 year ban on all boards may have just turned your life around for the better.
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>>83644948
I have never left, I only post on phone now and maybe make 10 posts a week. I’m only making myself known because someone got lucky and guessed it was me. I love you and I always have and always will.
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>>83644992
>The mod who gave you a 5 year ban on all boards
hahahahah
is this TRUE?
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>>83644954
I self-regulate son. You're like the annoying anime ads that show up on the bottom of this website.
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>>83644992
You'd make for a great slave. You're probably the descendant of a Roman one lol.
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>>83644949
He would have in 2014.
He used to be very generous in responding to people.
But now he's busy cause he's got a new job.
Funniest thing is the most powerful man in the world calling random people on twitter "assholes".
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>>83643933
shes absolutely right
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>>83645014
We're all slaves
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>>83645013
Enjoy sharia island. Fucking idiot.
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>>83644997
Well don’t start your spamming again. You’re extremely autistic, this place is extremely autistic, the combination of the two is bad news. I’d stay away 2bqhfam.
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>>83644997
heem bless
>>83645019
>Funniest thing is the most powerful man in the world calling random people on twitter "assholes".
what a time we live in
kek
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>>83645061
>the most powerful man in the world
LMMFAO
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>>83644712
>>83644895
If you think about it a suplex or a slam isn't really that dangerous because the head is forced forward; if the head was being crunched backwards then it would be more lethal and that's why pile driver type moves are illegal
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>>83645049
>>83645049
wait this the OG scat/gay porn sweden flag spammer?
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>>83645042
I will lad. Happy Ramadan
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>>83644992
I hope it didn’t break your heart. I regret none of it if that makes you feel better. Heem has got me through some rough times. I’m grateful for this place.
>>83645049
I never spammed and you know that. I’m going to drift back into anonymity, was nice catching up with you.
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>>83645086
Wouldn’t surprise me.
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I'll make the next thread. I've got it loaded up and ready to go. Favorite female fighter edition. Don't make a new thread before 500. Or do, you're not my slave.
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>>83645087
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>>83645112
i literally was ready to pay hackers to dox him
and pay hoodlums to beat him up

nigga don't reveal ur identity whoever you are
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>>83639378
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DANA MAD AF
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>>83645183
how's it going dernmark?
you touch coral ill have floridas (((white))) supremecists fucking kill you
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Let the bong make the thread.
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>>83639378
No.

No no no no no no no.
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>>83645230
you're in for a LONG night if that comes to fruition.
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Reminder that Cody knocked TJ out in sparring and the score is now 1-1
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>>83645259
in many ways cody won the fight in the first round

>imagine getting caught by a tj meme kick

also tj is a roider
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How many of the posts ITT are yours? Be honest.
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>>83645222
>dernmark
bruh i've been here posting for the last couple of years with the croatian flag
lemme refresh your memory by posting a pic im gonna get banned for
>pic related

was coral the spammer?
i dont think you guys ever found out
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>>83645311
no he isn't the spammer
there is also more than one spammer
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>>83645276
Yeah your right in many ways Cody is up 2-0
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>>83645347
you're not wrong
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I'M making the next thread, m'kay sweetie?
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>>83645372
Yeah use this as the image
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>>83645372
There's a better chance of hell freezing over.
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>>83645328
This. There's at least three. Paragraph spammer, number spammer, and Dern/Ortega/Schaub spammer (all the same person)
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NEW

>>83645419
>>83645419
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>>83645401
tatiana suarez is -900 on 5Dimes
did grasso break her leg this week
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>>83645410
>number spammer
THIS fucking faggot was the original one
that pissed me off
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MY new thread:
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Actual new:
>>83645452
>>83645452
>>83645452
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>>83645429
this is the paragraph spammer, phone poster, should have just range banned him since he's not proxy posting
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>>83645455
Let's try that again,

MY new thread:

>>83645446
>>83645446
>>83645446
>>83645446
>>83645446
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>>83645432
>tfw it's true
How in the world? I know for sure at some point odds were even-ish
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>4 new threads

>>83645497
yeah they were the line moved fast
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>>83645508
Is someone trying to fix the fight now that gambling is legal in Murrica?
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i unironically think asians are all descendants of someone who decided to fuck a sexe down syndrome person
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>>83645543
then why are they smart with tiny dicks
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>>83645557
i mean it worked out pretty well for them but it explains a lot of their features from an evolution standpoint
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>>83644379
that fight was a robbery and you know it
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>>83643126
>goat going to prison, for a "bus thing"
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>>83639121
this




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