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look at this fuggin munkey -edition
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All fucking Finns must fucking hang.
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Most valuable primate right there
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ekman larsson is NOT worth 8m desu
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imagine having two last names
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>>84282853
for me its 7.5m
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>>84282811

>June 15-30
contract buyouts (that's this Friday)

>June 22
2018 NHL entry draft, round 1

>June 23
2018 NHL entry draft: who cares edition (rounds 2-7)

>June 26
deadline for qualifying offers (for RFAs)

>June 27-30
UFAs can talk to other teams (and find out how much they're really worth)

>July 1
free agency starts

>July 5
arbitration deadline

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Oliver Ekman-Larsson agreed to an 8-year deal with Arizona, worth over $8 million per year
the Rangers re-signed goalie Marek Mazanec to a 1-year deal
the Ottawa Senators are going to implode as an organization because Hoffman's girlfriend is (allegedly) a psychotic cunt
more and more wives of current and former Senators players are coming out to support Melinda Karlsson's side of the story
it's pretty likely at this point that Karlsson will leave Ottawa, but they're still shopping Hoffman around as if anyone would want to trade for him at this point
Ilya Kovalchuk is still thinking of coming back to the NHL
Slava Voynov is also considering coming back (but he has to get a domestic assault charge expunged first, fucking lol)
the Kings traded Andy Andreoff to the Lightning, got Peter Budaj back from them
the Texas Stars beat the Toronto Marlies 5-2 to force game 7 in the Calder Cup Finals (AHL)
game 7 is Thursday at 7 pm EDT
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help i fell for the feet meme
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>>84282811
great edition
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>>84282881
7m at best. maybe even less considering the yotes internal cap
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>>84282831
LMAO LOOK AT THIS FUGGIN MONKEY :DD
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>>84282885
>Ekman-Larsson
>8-year deal
>over $8 million per year
well, at least we'll hit the cap floor, I guess
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>>84282940
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>>84282947
>we
There are Yotes fans on /hoc/?
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>>84282969
actually they're just my west conference team. but I think there are some
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>>84282969
I liked Smitty's epic fuckups.
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>84282885
SHE WAS FRAMED
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>Nashville will host a world cup game
End me desu
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>>84282885
Monika Caryk really looks evil. Even when she tries to appear as normal person, something just doesn't seem right.
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>>84283215
yeah but Erik and Melinda are swedes
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It would be pretty funny to start a real cyber harasment crusade against Monika Caryk tbqh. Wouldn't even have to use vpn. Like what the fuck is she gonna do? File a restraining order against some shitposting Finn?
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>yet another day of off-season /hoc/
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>>84282811
how is one munk so smuk
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which other wives are coming forward, and where?
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>>84283271
Proxy off, Melly
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>>84283305
Turris' wife spoke out against Monika
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>>84283276
what is this webm even suppose be bo
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So Monika is going to counter-sue, right? Right now she's being harassed nonstop on HF, Reddit and even here. An absolute joke, she didn't do anything. But instead Melinda goes and cries (DESPITE BEING SCHIZO) to the media about nothing and is ruining Monika's life. ABSOLUTE JOKE.
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>>84283325
I didn't know Trump shitposts here
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>>84283325
t. Monika :D
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9 days til dahlin
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>>84283325
t. monika
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>>84283365
Imagine being excited to draft an obvious bust
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>>84283365
>10 more years of disappointment
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>>84283365
karlsson dubs confirm he's a generational d-man (and drama queen)
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>actually wanting a pizzafaced bust
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imagine how bad dahlins back is
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>>84283305
Andrew Hammonds wife, Kyle Turris wife, Jason Labarbaras wife, and Daniel Winniks wife
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>>84283271
*extradites you to Canada to answer to cyberbullying offence*
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>>84283325
monkaS
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Dahlin=Hedman

Always draft Swedish defenseman. Always draft finnish forwards
Always draft canadian goalies
Always draft american bottom six
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>>84283444
We arent england tier yet
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>>84283318
they're baked
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>>84283513
i always thought it was about the two faggots covering their mouths to have a casual conversation
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>>84283513
>The South
Fried
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>>84283559
We bake casseroles desu
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capitals-insider/wp/2018/06/13/most-capitals-say-they-will-visit-the-white-house-after-winning-the-stanley-cup/?noredirect=on&utm_source=reddit.com&utm_term=.7ae852d3e833

Fuck. I know most of these guys aren't even american but it's still disappointing. I was hoping they'd support DSP but I guess not. NHL continues to show why they're the most tone deaf league in sports.
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>>84283608
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>>84283608
good bait
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>>84283608
>supporting nig-smelly
shan't
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>>84283608
I don't see a problem with that. Why wouldn't they visit? It's a once in a lifetime thing to visit white house so why would one black guy staying out change anything?
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https://twitter.com/NHLCanes/status/1006910369258848257
I hope this jersey isn't shit, I finally want a good looking canes jersey
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>lets not go to the whitehouse to please americans liberals who couldnt give 2 fucks about hockey
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>>84283691
i want to fucc that logo
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>most capitals players will go to the whitehouse
can you guys not settle for that, at least it's not like the NFL and the eagles
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>>84283662
Anyone can visit the White House, they have tours daily.
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Who's going to be your 2018 team?
For me it's the Minnesota Wild
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>>84283718
I am a supporter of the 1A so I have no problem with it. The problem is the trump cucks who are literally SEETHING because PoC don’t want to waste their time visiting that fat racist bitch who will talk shit about them right after they leave.
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>>84283697
This. And the team is from Washington. It would be fucking retarded if they didnt go. DSP should take a hint from that guy on Tampa who made a fuss and now doesnt have a career anymore.
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>>84283770
i don't even have a team in the first place
i've been trying to figure out for the past few months t b h
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How can one post contain so much autism?
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>>84283691
New Canes owner is smart releasing new logos and merchandise that the fans can buy before he fucks the team up for the next 10 years.
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>>84283775
>fat racist bitch
>>>/reddit/
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>4chan is now against freedom of speech and expression
Sorry he hurt your god emperors fee fees.
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It's all Tim's fault, if he'd a just shut his pie hole, and made the visit, but no he had to go all /pol/.
Now here we are.
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>>84283902
I'm exercising my right to free speech by calling you a huge pussy faggot.
And I fucked your mom's fat sweaty ass too lmao.
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>>84283946
Tim's massive balls wouldn't fit through white house's doors
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>>84283902
hockey generally doesnt give a shit about the whole political drama. most of the team isnt american either so i doubt they care. who cares if dsp doesnt want to go
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>>84283946
Funny how /pol/ loves Thomas. But if a PoC dares protest? Oh boy, the snowflakes get triggered.
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>>84283469
Can you please be the gm of my team?
t. Rod Wangs fan
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>>84283946
Thomas gave valid political reasons for not visiting. It wasnt some made up "Trump is a racist" bullshit
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>>84283608
>source=reddit.com
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>>84284044
One persons 'valid reasons' are another persons bullshit.
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>>84284044
right, disagreeing with obama's policies off the basis that he is black was totally legitimate
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>russian winger - ontario center - frog winger
>swede defenseman - prairie farmboy defenseman

you literally can not assemble a more perfect first line.
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>>84284087
Thats true but "trump is a racist" has zero basis in reality.
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>>84284102
>RACIST ASS HYWYTE CRACKA DISAGREE CUZ KING NIGGA BE BLACK!!!
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>>84284102
Politics aside, it was a team event, he didn't give a shit about the team at that point.
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>>84284136
Sure, they're all fine people
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post yfw your teams assistant GM doesn't jerk off in front of people nor is your locker room full of TV show Hockey Wives
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>>84284124
Besides Lidstrom I cant think of a single swedish defenceman that has had a significant impact on a cup winning team.
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>>84284136
>rich white business owner
>republican
>not racist
they are just smart enough to not display it publicly.
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>>84284173
>hockey wives
I'd totally watch this offseason.
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>>84284191
Hjalmarsson
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>>84284251
Literally who
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>>84284259
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>>84284215
Me too. Ive got a ton of issues myself but this level of insanity is truly hard to not pay attention too. It surpasses high school girl drama bullshit, its full blown mental illness and definite opiod abuse.
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>The Wise Coach: I have four words for you: we had a dream
>The toothless russian mongolian warrior: Babbes, we are not going to fakin sak, babbes
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>>84284191
Kronwall
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>>84284282
Just throw it in the shower.
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>>84284259
Is this the best bait you can come up with?
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>the KHL doesnt pay me enough, please take me back
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>>84284324
Yeah anyways. I said significant impact. Everybody knows Keith and Seabrook were the anchors of the defence for the cup wins. Hjarlmarsson was barely top 4 on those teams, if that.

>>84284300
Better suggestion here, but Lidstrom/Rafalski were the impact defencemen on that team
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>>84284282
A lot easier than real women tbqhwy
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>>84284215
Monika is cute! That bitch Melinda is so desperate for attention, it's pathetic. Pill popping junkie, mad at the prettier and smarter girl.
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>>84284215
she looks like your average canadian highschool thot
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Real Zealandia hours
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>>84284573
based
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>>84284474
Is this gonna go on all summer?
Should I invest in popping corn?
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>>84284474
t. Monika
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>>84284603
Remove the vpn Melinda
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question for the draft experts here. why is boqvist rated so highly?
when you compare his pre-draft year numbers to erik brannstrom's, brannstrom's is just as efficient, if not more, yet he went 15th overall last year, and boqvist is projected to be top 8 this year. they are both puck moving defensemen who can skate. what makes boqvist better? or is this draft year just weaker?

>in superelit
>boqvist: 25gp, 14g, 10a
>brannstrom: 19gp, 9g, 14a

>in shl
>boqvist: 15gp, 1a
>brannstrom: 35gp, 1g, 5a
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>>84284617
I see through your proxy Mike
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>>84284638
he's not anymore. dropped spots while the next finn bust moved up quite a bit
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>>84283215
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>>84284645
Go to bed Erik.
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would you want your team to take on hossa's dead contract (and possibly more) for the 8th overall pick?
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>>84284638
I can tell you Boqvist didn't look good at u18 championships against Finland. Was bad defensively and didn't do anything offensively.
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bold move of op to do a face reveal
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>>84284718
>until 20/21
pretty awful contract, depends on what else they want
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>>84284393
*pushes you out of the crease*
https://youtu.be/G-0DoppiaSE
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Hoffman must be brainwashed by that pusy coming out saying shit like 150% its not her. Hoffman will end up going ro the rags for dirt cheap. Ottawa is boring as fuck. At least there would be enough things in new york to keep his wife distracted and away from the other playets wives and it might be a nice reality check for her because she would be a fucking nobody in new york compared to ottawa.
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>>84284718
Man this is a dream for cap floor teams. For only 2 years it might be worth the risk. But I thought his contract no longer counted against the cap soooo.
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>>84284790
>rags
>then on to Tampa
Pls no.
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>>84284790
And no one on the Rangers is going to give her the time of day and will never interact with her besides formal events. Her and Hoffman's names are both tainted because of this for a long time
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>>84284896
>Her and Hoffman's names are both tainted because of this for a long time
There's a decent chance that she has essentially ended his career.
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TURN ON CNN HOFFMAN TO PONGS
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>>84284924
>letting a 75lbs bleached blonde run your life
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>>84284924
Fucking roasties man. Women were a mistake
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>>84284997
>my life in a nutshell
At least the crazy pussy is good.
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>>84284924
He'll end up dumping her and playing the "she lied to me too" card which may or may not be true but would probably bw enough to salvage his career. But then again hes already defended her. If it comes out that he knew all along there is probably no coming back from that.
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>>84284929
>and we are going to break away from our coverage of this trump-kim meeting for a second to bring you breaking news about the senators
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The Senators' organization makes our team look like an expertly-run dynasty-in-the-making.
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>>84285059
Don't get ahead of yourself bubba
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>>84285059
woah there not so fast, break that playoff drought streak first
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>>84285049
>the ice-hockey team, the Ottawa Senators, ...
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>fall out of the top 3 in the draft despite finishing second to last in the regular season
>Karlsson leaving is practically a certainty at this point
>Dorion extended
>AGM charged for harassment
>now this fucking bullshit
What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
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Melynk has to be equally as insane to think that there is any positive direction this team is going to be moving in under his watch after this event and everything else.

Is there a way to vote out owners or something? Can the league force him to sell the team? Its just this catty cyber bullying bullshit, he genuinely does not give a shit about the senators and is totally senile.

>tfw snes were ONE (1) goal away from the final just over a year ago
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>>84285102
be a fan of a canadian team
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>>84285102
Karma for being a shitty fan base.
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>>84285109
Typical sens fan. Blame the owner for something a players wife did.
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>>84285102
>What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
that's what you get for fellow leafs shitposting and causing endless /hoc/ problems
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>>84285109
Reddit

Spacing
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>>84285127
Quebec city's is shittier.
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>>84285093
>>84285096
Come on, after the last year or so, the Senators are making even the Coyotes' organization look stable and optimistic.
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>>84285167
You dont like my post?
Im sorry.
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>>84285167
originated here

to differentiate between largely-unconnected ideas within a post

you fucking newfag
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>hockey season is over
>still don't know what team to cheer for
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>>84285231
>team Monika
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>>84285231
The good guys, obviously.
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>>84285174
yeah but they made the ecf the year before, which is more than the canes have done in the last 10+ years
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>>84285247
Next year is /ouryear/
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>>84285174
the coyotes are shit because they hired a 30 year old GM with no experience who tried to use baseball style meme analytics to run a hokkei team and it failed horribly.
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With finns, you _________
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>>84285246
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>>84284924
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>>84284638
Boqvist's hype was literally based on the Hlinka tournament. Otherwise he did absolutely nothing worth being considered a top 5 prospect and scouts are finally realizing that. He will still go top 10 because muh Karlsson comparison.
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>>84285277
winns
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>>84285286
>He will still go top 10
doubt desu. he has concussion issues, GMs are wary of it
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>>84285279
based monika
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>>84285279
holy shit
fucking well done
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>>84284718
Chayka will do it like he did with Bolland and Datsyuk.
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>>84285174
Canes have an owner with zero hockey experience who has repeatedly said he is going to be involved in all of the day to day operations from coaching to gm'ing. That team is like someone just threw their cigarette butt in the trash and just waiting for the dumpster to ignite.
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>>84285323
>the Canadian poster who is convinced that Tom Dundon is some crazed megalomaniac who wants to micromanage every aspect of the team straight into the ground
I remember you.
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canes dont even have a top center, there's no way they'll succeed in the near future
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>they still think they'll be able to stop us
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>>84285393
an owner who contributes even just a little bit is disastrous. just let the people you are paying run the team.
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>all these leafs jumping to the defend snes honor
>this buttmad
>at the canes
you'll learn, mapleniggers
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>>84285277
Why do the Canucks love injury prone defenseman? First Ohlund, then Salo, now Tanev and Juolevi.
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>>84285093
>>84285096
>>84285260
>>84285323
>>84285408
>>84285440
*snap*
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>>84285480
>our numbers grow
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>>84285506
post the full collage faggot.
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So top 3 cup contenders next year?
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>>84285393
Fucking do you even read anything about your team? Does carolina even have any writers that actually report on the team? Why is it that a random canadian with zero interest in the hurricanes is more aware of whats going on with your team then you are? Literally the first interview that Brindamor gave when he got hired as coach the first thing he said was yes, everything thats been written and said abiut the owner being hands on in every aspect is true.

Stay in denial all you want but the canes are a shit show in waiting.
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>>84285568
1: Buffalo Dahlins
2: Houston Coyotes
3: Washington Penguins
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>>84285408
It's not like they don't have assets to trade for one. O'Reilly wants out of Buffalo, so I assume they can lowball an offer for him.
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>>84285580
are they going to finally stop being a budget team? why does this casual think that budget teams will ever succeed?
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>>84285568
Washington Pittsburgh Tampa in the East.

Nashville Winnepeg San Jose

Vegas misses playoffs.
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>>84285568
1. Las Vegas
2. Arizona
3. Florida
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Anyone else going to watch game 7 for the calder cup? It would b really fun if it turns into that 5-OT game and there is no one left in the arena when the trophy is presented like its beer league
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>>84285625
>Vegas misses playoffs.
thats not possible with the current state of the pacifshit. they are literally guaranteed to finish ahead of the cantpucks, flamers, and coyotes.
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>>84282874
100% confirms your dad is a cuck and your mom is a cunt desu
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>>84285580
>>84285608
holy autistic insecurities bettman
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>>84283608
free beer at the whitehouse dumb fuck
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>>84285677
It's a pretty weird obsession 2bh.
I wonder if he's some Quebec or Hamilton fan who thinks he's overdue for a relocation and is getting bitter about it.
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>>84285670
Is this the future for some poor kid named Carack-Hofferman
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>>84285677
the hurricanes have literally been using the salary floor as their internal salary cap for the past decade.
why cant you answer my question? is it because you dont know anything?
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>>84285580
Unironically *snap*
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>>84285661
Be prepared to eat your words. Nobody had them making the playoffs this year, and yet they did. Colorado finished as 1 of the worse teams in recent history a season ago, and yet they still made it. Just admit it, nothing is concrete or certain in this league. Vegas could just as easily fininsh out of a spot next season, especially if Oilers get their shit together and the California teams all show up to play. Flames should keep everybody on their toes and still make another competitive push.
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>>84285726
Depends on if he learned from his father's mistakes or repeats them
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>>84285480
>>84285506
>no top center
>no goaltending
>team full of top 9 forwards
>bad management
>current playoffs drought champion
its like you're completely unaware of your own team. canes have been a bigger shitshow than the snes have been, and it wont stop any time soon
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>mad
>at a weather front
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How do we solve the leaf problem
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>>84285735
they're just ignoring all the reasons as to why the canes are a bad team and think they'll be good soon just because
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>>84285735
>>84285755
*S N A P*
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>>84285764
desu
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>>84285755
Canes fanbase is uninformed and delusional. Snes fanbase is worse in every other way including how they smell. Shit ass leaf bitch
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holy fucking cringe do the canes seriously not know anything about their own team?
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>>84285785
still waiting for you to post the full compilation faggot.
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imagine repeating yourself with non-arguments
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>>84285804
so how does that change the fact that the canes have been in a perpetual state of mediocrity for the last 10 years
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>>84285785
*snaps your snap

Nothing personal, kid.
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>>84285828
>*snap*
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Wait a minute... I know who's behind all of this.
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>these buttmad leafs clearly fresh off the boat from reddit thinking that anyone here actually cares about in depth hockey discussion and not constantly memeing
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>>84285863
spoken like a true canes fan. good job on making yourself and your fans look like a bunch of casuals
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if you guys dont stop being retarded im going to leave and hang out with /cric/
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What is russias excuse this time around when they get knocked out of the world cup like they did in Sochi?
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>>84285882
nobody here will miss you.
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>>84285833
That's exactly where Detroit is heading now thanks to stubborness
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>>84285863
>not knowing jack shit about the team you cheer for is a good thing
I'm gonna run out of film at this rate.
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>>84285863
dumb canes faggot that always spams reddit for whatever reason. fuck off
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>>84285677
Insecure about what? Watching the Hurricanes organization make fools of themselves? Watching the fans bury their heads in the sand? Here is the best part. Ron Francis, the longest tenured member of the team. finally had the Canes drafting decent players, making decent trades. But the new owner came in and fired him with zero regard for any of that, simply because he wanted to do Francis job for him. And Canes fans are ok with jettisoning Francis just like that because they feel he made one bad signing in Scott Darling. Like i dont know how the fans can just look the other way and not be worried when the new owner comes in and treats the most respected member of the organization like that.
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>>84285833
>implying any Canadian team hasnt been in a state of perpetual mediocrity for longer than the canes/hartford have existed
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>>84285833
>mediocrity
That being kind, I would of went with basment dwelling.
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For me, it's not giving (you)s to people who are clearly mentally unstable.
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>>84285913
okay and? we were talking about the canes
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>>84285907
he has no argument.
here comes a *snap* or >reddit comment
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>>84285903
>caring about the team beyond wins and losses
Spoken like a true cuck
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>>84285922
This desu. Leafs should be rangebanned
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>I would of went with
>would of
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>>84285897
If they want to stop that, just get rid of all the TERRIBLE contracts the wings have, like abdelkader and helm?
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>>84285936
Oh I see. You were merely baiting for (You)s all this time.
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>>84285951
I guess Vancouver could always trade for them
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>>84285951
>Abdelkater is their best player
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>>84285951
Kenny can't. Like cleary, he is too much of a pussy to put personal shit aside and get down to business. He kept cleary around just because he liked the guy and played golf with him and shit
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>>84285962
I was but >>84285936 was my first post this thread
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>>84285964
the canucks have nothing of value to trade except the hungry skeleton and their upcoming pick.
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>>84285975
Are you implying?
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>a fucking leaf
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>>84285992
I was more referring to their GM's history of making awful trades.
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>>84285856
I'm an Oilers fan, but I'm not the guy ranting on about the Canes. Not sure what the fuck that's all about. It's like ranting on about Luxemburg; completely irrelevant.
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>>84286007
The wings have problems, the least of which are Justin.
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Why are most hockey teams sad excuses of mismanagement.
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>>84286051
The problem is his ridiculous contract, lmao.
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>>84286077
Muh grit, muh gut feeling, muh tradition
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>>84286077
hockey is more team oriented. you can't just have 1 guy carrying the team like other sports, you need the right pieces
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>>84286094
If they were trying to be a playoff team, then ya. But they know that they're going to be a bottom feeder for a couple of seasons at least. Need to get some more top picks so they can start forming a stronger young nucleus. Old guys with bad contracts aren't a big deal when you are trying to get that going; they won't be around by the time you need to sign the young players that matter.
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>>84286077
the easiest way for a GM to get fired is miss the playoffs. so they construct a team that is good enough to get into the playoffs every year for job security. then when the teams playoff hopes are hanging on by a thread, they trade away the teams future because they know they wont be around to fix it by then.
then somebody new get hired and has to fix the mess that was left behind.
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>>84285951
Good luck with that. Dekeyser, Helm, Daley and Abdelkader all have no trade clause. Ericsson and Nielsen also have modified no trade clause (can only be traded to teams they want). Holland completely fucked the Wings and the Illitch familly has failed to realize that. They had the opportunity to give that job to Yzerman and they decided to not trust him. Now he's contending with Tampa Bay.
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>>84286156
sounds like every canadian team ever
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>>84286135
Adbelkaders only 31, shows some signs of still being alright, but honestly isn't that old. He also took a lot of dumbass penalties the last time the wongs were in the ploffs against the blots and hawks
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>>84286188
31 is up there in nu-nhl desu. welcome to the speedy young manlet meta
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>>84286178
pretty much any larger hockey market has ownership that values playoff ticket sales over a rebuild.
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>replying to your own autistic rants
>implying a roster 3 leagues deep of prospects has 0 potential
>implying it isn't the best stable of defenseman in the East
>implying it's hard to make it out of the Atlantic
>implying Snes wouldn't trade a Cup for a decade of playoff droughts
>implying an owner that scams kidneys from people runs a reputable franchise
>implying Snes are superior to anyone
>implying 4 years of GMRF work dissapeared overnight with a $300 million purchase
>implying a hands-on owner taking action against """"bad management"""" is a negative thing
>implying there can be any downgrade from Bill Peters
>implying shelling out major money for a rental player is a smart roster move
>implying paying salary floor contracts after salary floor results isn't financially sound
>implying management is bad because buzzwords
>implying Americans fans recoup losses on poor seasons like Canadian cucks do
>implying Canadian media isn't salivating over """proposed""" trade steals that move Canes' best pieces
>implying Canadian media ever tell the truth
>implying Dundon = Karmanos
>implying Snes fans wouldn't screech autistically that Melnyk's replacement is in no way responsible for things that happened under Melnyk
>implying locker room cancer, spouse harassment, stars leaving, and a kike owner are better than anyone anywhere ever
>implying you aren't shittershattered
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>>84286218
I thank you for your enthusiastic defense of >our team, but I worry that you're going to start doing more harm than good at some point.
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>>84286202
This era is going to come to an end when Dahlin gets his shit pushed in and gms realize not every 18 year old twiglet is nhl ready.
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>>84286156
Sounds like all the problems stem from hockey not having fans
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>>84286267
not really with the league being socialist and all
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>>84286275
>shadman
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>>84286218
Not sure what's worse. Ignorance or stupidity.
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>>84286188
Not many players remain that useful past 30 in today's NHL. Maybe he is one of the few, but chances are they have at least 3-4 older players signed right now that won't be as useful. I'm unsure if the Wings are trying to round up high picks or if they are actually trying to compete while rebuilding. Seems like they are going to feel the pain of not finishing with bad enough records for high lottery odds every season. Maybe they think their farm system is elite enough to push out any decently high drafted player, and maybe that was so back when they had the time to keep him developing. Now? They are likely to rush every high prospect because they are hoping they will compete.
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>>84286305
not him, but
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>>84286292
Most leagues have "socialist" strucutures to minimize loses and maintain parity. It makes since
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why are people mad at the canes? of all teams?
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>>84286322
you are an asshat
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>>84285102
Not showing up to playoff games. How the fuck do you not sell out?
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The year's 2019, and the Seattle Totems are gearing up for their expansion draft. You were just hired as their first ever GM. Who do you choose?
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>>84286266
>6'2, 190 pounds Dahlin will not be physically ready for the NHL when midgets like Gaudreau and Marner are doing great in the NHL.
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>>84286328
Sens fans are trying to impart their shitty outlook/media culture on others for some reason
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>>84286322
you are an ass hat
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>>84286347
>How the fuck do you not sell out?
by having obstructed seats and an over zealous media making a huge fucking display over a hundred empty seats
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>>84286322
Yeah youre right that guys post was filled with name calling and ad hominems
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>>84286218
>claim the snes make the canes look good
>calmly get explained how thats wrong
>only rebuttals are *snap*
>proceed to type an entire paragraph of butthurt
stop making canes fans look dumb
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>>84286266
nhl defensemen dont even need to clear out the front of the net anymore. you get a penalty just for looking at people in garys nu-nhl.
we are going to be seeing 5'7 150lb players soon enough.
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>>84286368
Fuck even Barclays sold out even with the obstructed shit in the playoffs. Nigga what the fuck?
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>>84286357
Whoever the Panthers are dumb enough to leave unprotected. My bet is Huberdeau.
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>>84286358
>he trusts imperial measurements

If it's not in metric units, I don't believe it. Reminder that Kane is 5' 11"
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>>84286387
>a 14000 seat stadium in nyc managed to fillup
wow im am absolutely shocked.
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>>84286328
Ignorant fans that were too afraid to post during the season because their team was terrible who suddenly show up to shitpost about their team because they have a brief period of time where they arent one of the bottom feeding laughing stocks of the league. Really makrs hurricanr fans come off as cunts.
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>>84286402
1,88 M. Fixed it for your simple brain.
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>>84286387
the islanders draw from the most densely populated area in USA/Canada and have one of the smallest arenas by capacity
not an apples to apples comparision
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>>84286358
You cann tell hes a skinny little faggot just by looking at him. You do realize he has about 20 pounds of grease and puss on his face.
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>>84286437
this desu
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>vague claims get btfo
>move goalposts while moral highhorsing
typical leaf
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>>84286437
>>84286487
God damn it >we've always been the comfy guys
I don't want success turning >our fans into smug cunts
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>>84286467
>>84286428
I should mention most of the fanbase is in Long Island, and you have to take the worlds worst train service to get to barclays, so it is surprising for that place to get a sellout
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his face has actually cleared up nicely. he still looks really red for some reason though
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>>84286452
>I can convert!

You don't get the point moron? An inch isn't as precise as a cm. Someone who isn't quite 1.88m will still round up 6'2". In general, many height and weight measurements for young players always seem to be wrong, especially weight.
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>>84286509
>LI Expressway
JUST
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>>84286495
what are you even talking about. this exchange just makes me think canes fans are easily butthurt casuals when you dont go along with their delusions. they haven't been good for the last decade, they probably won't be anytime soon because of multiple reasons that have already been stated. live with it or convince me otherwise instead of being a faggot that replies with *snap*
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>>84286509
the canadian tire arena is over 17miles away from downtown ottawa
>I should mention most of the fanbase is in Long Island
bullshit
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>>84286534
>for someone who measures his dick in mm, metric is important.
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>>84286476
Being a skinny little faggot didn't stop Marner and Ehlers from becoming good NHL players.
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>>84286571
why do you keep using forwards in comparison to a lanklet defensemen
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>>84286566
>dick measurements
Are you trying to sound stupid? That's a great example of when people should be using cm's over inches. Bunch of small dicked losers rounding up from 3inches to 6. I'm a grower mom!!!
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what are the chances of board hits becoming illegal within the next 10 years
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>>84286555
>thinking I’m bullshitting

Nobody from Brooklyn aside from a few hundred hipsters knows the islanders. It’s a mainly Long Island based fanbase
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>>84286593
Girard is doing ok in the NHL despite being a midget.
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for me it's off season /hoc/
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>>84286636
sort of likely, but NWHL is like that and they have of concussions still
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>>84286650
that is like saying no one from the other boroughs likes the mets
you can spout off all you want but it doesnt mean shit
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>>84286636
It'll never happen
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>>84286753
Tronna.
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>>84286656
Girard doesnt even have 82 games under his belt and got BTFO in a fight by another manlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhNLyf1eHHs
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>>84286753
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>>84286507
I dont think youll have to worry about success for the next decade
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>>84286826
whats with tampon and running into each other in deep playoff runs
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>>84286507
>success
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>>84286292
That solves the teams that don't have fans making money but it also puts immediate pressure to deliver playoffs year in and year our which just isn't going to happen. If hockey had a wider fan base then fans would still fill the stands during the down time and managers could actually run their teams through cycles rather than getting ran out of town at the first sign of trouble
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>>84286555
Wow 17 miles. I could jog that in an hour.
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>>84286845
neither will Ottawa
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>>84286872
where is your record time on the marathon list?
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>>84286872
Thats impressive. You're really fast, gord.
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>>84286896
They will have plenty once they move out of that shit market.
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>>84286871
hockey fanbase is fine desu
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>>84286845
Canes are unironically making the playoffs this year if they fix their goaltending. They have a good defensive core and a group of forwards with a lot of time to grow
t. nick from Nashville
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>>84286923
>Wrong
But it is growing now thanks to gary
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>>84286902
>>84286915
Regardless, the distance thing is a bullshit excuse, as if anyone who attends a game has to live within a 1 mile rsdius of the arena. Ottawa fans are just yo fairweathwer to take a bus or drive for 20 minutes to the arena.
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fuck the canes and the snes desu
for me, it's the golden knights lads. we gonna be unstoppable when erik karlsson and john tavares both sign lmaoo
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>>84286799
>Getting sucker punched by Penaldo means he's not physically ready for the NHL

Penaldo has been an enforcer his entire career. No shit Girard would get BTFO by him. It's like sending Blake Wheeler against Wade Belak. They might have a similar size, but it wouldn't a close fight.
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>>84286917
>the market and not the owner with his terrible pet GM is what's holding Ottawa back
oh I am laffin
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>>84286943
the only place hockey struggles is with tv ratings, but thats mostly due to coverage and people watching less tv in general. the league is steadily growing in revenue every year, its fine
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>>84286993
So then why is every team save for a few floundering excuses of mismanagement than throw bloated contracts at mediocre players and then wonder why they can't succeed yet can't suck enough to get good picks?
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>people still think tavares is leaving

I got bad news for you all when he inks his contract on canada day
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>>84287019
because hockey is pretty hard to manage
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>>84287019
you make it sound like they have an easy option signing good free agents.
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>>84287027
hey we're not all frogs i kinda like the islels and the touhou poster
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>>84287027
It's just Canadians deluding themselves into thinking he's coming home while in reality it's another Stamkos situation.
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>trainwreck pissing contests
this is why we /rags/
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>>84286980
Blaming ownership again when the fact is Melnyk has put the money into acquiring players and building the team. Did the moves work out? Not entirely, but that doesnt mean no effort was made. The fairweather fans call for his head and act like he does nothing, when a clear effort has been made. Thata what is so inffuriating about aena fans. The are the most ungrateful bunch of cry babiea in the league. Its pointless for them to force the owner or gm out. They will just immediatley start crying again the second the new owner/gm didnt go 82-0 and sweep 16 gamea to a cup.

Ottawa fans are a bunch of fags.
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>>84287019
hoggey is complicated, it goes beyond just 1 line of good players otherwise it'd be just like the NBA
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>>84287086
*canadiens
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>>84287086
Well it has to. And some vegasfags too. I can’t see tavares in another jersey really
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didnt know melnyk browsed /hoc/
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>>84287095
yes hello
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>tfw you will never be smothered by monikas ass while she wishes your firstborn dead
life is such a painful existence
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>>84287138
Toronto is also part of that bullshit. So *Canadians
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>>84287189
yeah but who hasn't learned to tune out the >laffs
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Nylander to NYislanders
t. future man
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>>84287202
which one?
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Indianapolis
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>>84287213
all of them
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>>84287202
Mmmm. Nylander for ho-sang sounds fair
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How is this team so bad? On paper they should be one of the best teams in the NHL
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>>84287202
>trading for one of Buffalo's future busts

Garth Snow Angel.
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>>84287202
Sebastian aho to NYI
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>>84287063
It really isnt
>>84287120
As Vegas has proven it's better to be above average at every position than to rely on star power.
>>84287073
Sometime you do back yourself into a corner and have to suck for a few years but then you should be able to rebuild. Yet there isn't enough fan support to allow that so good GMs are fired for 1 or 2 bad years.
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>>84287256
It's because they wear Mets colours
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>>84287232
is part of the reddithawks market, yes
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>>84287110
>Implied he'd be open to move the team during their outdoor game
>fucked Turris out of town
>Wouldn't let Murray do his job and fucked up the contract negociations with Alfie
>extended Dorion
You clearly have zero idea of what the fuck you're talking about and just harbor irrational hatred for the Sens.
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>>84287256
meme defense
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>>84287256
>on paper

Maybe if you pretend Eberle is good, Beauvillier is 4 years older, Lee/Nelson/Bailey learned how to do more than be Tavares babies, if they added a couple more quality defenders, and if they had a legit 1rst string goalie.
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>>84287152
We never saw Fedorov leaving Detroit or Niedermayer leaving New Jersey happening. It's not impossible, but very unlikely. Last time a major superstar left to free agency was arguably Suter in 2012.
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>>84287256
I think they're close but they need some coaching.
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>>84287273
Vegas was a fucking fluke and is going to regress hard next year.
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>>84287273
no vegas proved that panthers are ran by retards
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>>84287202
Michael Nylander in a coaching/scouting role?
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>>84287308
Wishful thinking.
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>>84287308
Nah Vegas was a very controlled out come on a plan executed by Gary. He wanted them to succeed off the bat and made sure they would be set for the immediate and moderately long future.
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>>84287256
Halak is old and washed up and they don't have any really great defenseman outside of Leddy.
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>>84287308
sorry 'bout your snes faggot, but we're taking your best player AND the cup next season.
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>could have had a stan lee
>left for more money instead
>will spend the rest of his chasing what could have been his
lel
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>>84284150
>>84284146
>>84284044
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1037288-tim-thomas-the-ugly-truth-behind-his-white-house-refusal
opinions?
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>>84287361
Get em Vegas bro
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>>84287368
dont forget alzner leaving because he wanted to win the cup so he left the caps for the hasb lmao
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>>84287368
The guy is a playoff choker. MacLellan would have traded him anyway.
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>>84287286
>fucked turris out of town
In what way? Turris was involved in the Duchene deal. Turris didnt want to leave or something? Tough shit kidso. This is a business.

>fucked up negotiations with Alfreddson
Wow. So he saved himself from overpaying for a washed up player at the very tail end of his career. How horrible. Did it ever occur to you that Alfreddson was asking for so much money because he felt he deserved one last big pay day not based on performance, but on tenure with the team? Sorry, that isnt how sports works and is typical of the whole cancerous attitude of entitlement that envelops the fans and franchise. Alfreddson has always been a piece of shit human being and it doesnt surprise me he his stirring shit calling for a new owner (because it will benefit himself financially im sure) and no surprise the shitty fans look up to him so much.
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>>84287397
Made it about halfway through.
What sanctimonious shit. Seriously, fuck editorials and the people who write them.
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>>84287256
No defense, bad goaltending(greiss is still good backup), and coaching woes. I think they can solve this with a better coach this offseason and maybe trying to get carlsson this offseason.

Also, soderstrom should be brought over to the AHL since sorokin isn’t fucking off from the KHL

>>84287289
Eberle is pretty good with barzal
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>>84287282
Wrong
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>>84287256
halak is like 5+ years past his prime. their defense is fairly slow. in garys nu-nhl you need fast defenseman who are good with their stick. strong and physical defenseman are going extinct nowadays.
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>>84287473
>in garys nu-nhl you need fast defenseman who are good with their stick. strong and physical defenseman are going extinct nowadays.
It's been that way since 2005.
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>>84287437
>Shows up small for big games
Best description of Green ever.
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>>84287438
Nah, I know Affe personally. Great guy. Anyway, now that it's confirmed that Melnyk has driven snes into the gutters, who will replace them as /canadasteam/?
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>>84282853
He's worth 7m tops desu
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>>84287473
Halak is standing on his head every game making like 30+ save a night yet gave up 4 goals almost each time. It was such shame. Plus our defense is old and shitty besides aho and >de haan
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>>84287486
>implying players like gaudreau didnt start the nhl speedy manlet revolution
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>>84285568
Leafs
Vegas
Caps
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>>84287438
>There are people who defend Melnyk in this day and age
>Melnyk literally menaced to relocate because the fans were pissed at the constant bullshit he did
>Is also the guy who tried a smear campaign on Karlsson when he said he wanted out of Ottawa
>Probably knew and did nothing about the Monika situation
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>>84287522
>loffs
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>>84287397
Stopped reading when the author said "lets be clear, tim thomas was not invited to the white house" followed immediatly by "to clarify, tim thomas was indeed invited to the white house"

Thomas was whitting on the government as a whole by not going. Its different than not going because le drumpf is hitler
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>>84287486
doughty and keith were able to have solid careers being physical defenseman. even around 2010 people still enjoyed kronwall hits.
this hyper manlet trend is on a different scale.
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>>84287256
you need defense and goaltending to win
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>>84287530
They'll sign an actual D-man
It'll be grand
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>>84287438
Sens traded an arm and a leg to get Duchene, a mild improvement over Turris, because melnyk didn't want to give him a raise. Melnyk's penny pinching ways fucked over team chemistry and brought in locker room cancer for a massive cost. It was a terrible move.
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is melynk the matt millen of the NHL except the snes actually got to the playoffs a few times?
Matt millen is a similar character GM who helped run the Detroit Loins into an even deeper hole (0 - 16) that was thought to be impossible.
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>>84287552
such as?
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>>84287438
>In what way? Turris was involved in the Duchene deal. Turris didnt want to leave or something? Tough shit kidso. This is a business.
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/kyle-turris-senators-eugene-melnyk-1.4447419
I'm surprised you know how to use the Internet you fossil. Don't you have someone's liver to steal?
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>>84287571
>Don't you have someone's liver to steal?
i dont get it
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>>84287570
Honestly I haven't a clue about who I'd prefer
I'll leave that to Babcock and Shanahan
I just don't see them not trying to improve the D-core
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>>84287591
"Dont you have a triple-by pass surgery to go to?" would have been a more effective line t b h
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>>84287591
You're literally the only person I've ever seen defend Melnyk. The only logical reason is that you're him and thus a alcoholic Jew that's fucking over an NHL team while simultaneously holding it hostage from the city
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>>84287616
not the same guy, just didnt get the liver thing
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Let's put the cat on the table, Vegas will be a lottery team next season right?
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>>84287527
He rightfully called the senators fans out for not attending games and not supporting the team. He rightfully said, he puts the money into building the team, if the fans dont want to support the team, he will stop putting the money into it, or at worst, move somewhere else.

The fans then proceeded to throw a hissy fit tantrum, came up with 1000 excuses why they dont support the team, all of which were tantamount to fairweather "the team sucks why should i bother"

Like i said thete is an undeserved sense of entitlement that runs through the entire franchise. Owner, fans, players. All a bunch of cunts.
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>>84287591
>>84287629
melnyk was dying of liver failure. health canada put him on the organ transplant waitlist, but he went out to the media and pleaded with the public as the owner of the senators for somebody to give him a liver. somebody responded to him, and he was able to skip the waitlist entirely and get the liver he needed.
he probably would have died if he had to wait.
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>>84287603
get ready for that fat 12m matthews contract that will fuck their cap for the next 8 years
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>>84287591
>>84287612
https://www.macleans.ca/society/health/did-eugene-melnyk-jump-the-queue-for-a-new-liver/
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>>84287632
They'll make the ploffs, far less comfortably than this season though
Seems like they're missing out on a Perron extension too; not exactly helping their cause
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Who /thunderstorm/ here
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>>84287397
Chiarelli pleaded with Thomas to put it aside and do the right thing, they traded his contract, lmfao.
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>>84287649
the cap goes up by like 5% every year. in 8 years a 12m contract wont seem that bad.
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>>84287668
yeah in 8 years
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>>84287558
Id hardly call Duchene a cancer considering the way Sakic runs the team there. Turris is over rated and probably didnt deserve what he was asking for.
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>>84287649
Considering his performance (or lack thereof) during ploffs; I doubt he'll go higher than the 10m mark; even though that's a lot too
Matthews, Marner and Nylander will be hard to keep altogheter
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>>84287681
knowing the laffs they'll keep all 3 by sacrificing defensive depth which will lead them into being the islanders 2.0
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>>84287691
That's pretty much what I'm fearing desu
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>>84286534
>especially weight
But a lb is more precise than a kg. Congrats you played yourself
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>>84287702
thats pretty much what you should be expecting
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>>84287650
>"Most donated organs come from the dead: people who take the time to register their wishes in advance. But in order to benefit from a deceased donor, a liver recipient must have the same blood type—and because Melnyk’s is extremely rare (AB), the odds of a match were slim to none. Live liver donation, which doesn’t require identical blood types, was his only realistic option".

>Snes were soo fucking close to having mel drink himself to death

oh and yeah he definitely pulled strings and jumped the line, as any rich cocksucker would.
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>>84287706
No bully :(
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>>84287710
keep in mind that he barely even lives in canada too. he lives in barbados like 99% of the time and only comes up here for the health care.
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Reminder that Matthews got shut down by old man Chara
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>>84287744
Matthews is a good boy
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>>84287680
Duchene is even more overrated and not anywhere near worth what was traded away for him. Turris would have been cheaper in the long run or could have been traded for a better return but Melnyk couldn't think that far ahead
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>>84287759
gib taco milkies
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>>84287486
Talking about manlet revolution, when will the NHL finally realize size is the the best way to evaluate a goalie and evaluate them with how athletic and clutch they are? You don't even have to look that far back in the past to see why it's a stupid trend. Look at some starting goalies in the 90's, Hasek was 6'0, Roy was 6'0, Irbe was 5'9, Belfour was 5'11, Vanbiesbrouck was 5'8 and i could list alot more if I wanted. Size mattering for goalies is a meme and needs to stop being a thing.
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>>84287759
matthews would be such a handsome lad if it wasnt for that meme nose and just hairline
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>matthews 8m
>marner 6m
>nylander 5m
>kapanen 5m
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>>84287804
>kapabust 5m
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>>84287397
I blame GMs and organizations for giving into the mob mentalities nowadays and doing the things they know is gonna be good for the social brownie points and won't get their twitter feeds lit up with angry autists who dont watch sports.
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>>84287804
if jewchel is getting 10m then at the very least so is matthews
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>>84287792
That nose is a shame
>>84287804
>Matthews 10m
>Marner 7,5m
>Nylander 6,5 - 7m
>Kapanen 5,5 - 6m

I'd lose my darn mind if he pulled the numbers you posted though
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>>84287787
Tim Thomas was a manlet god and he wasn't that long ago
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>>84287743
for the tax breaks, right? what a piece of shit lol
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>/hoc/ will be shitposted off of /sp/ tomorrow
the world cup is going to be starting while most of /hoc/ is sleeping. dont expect it to be here when you wake up in the morning.
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>>84287862
Thank God
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>>84287862
rph will keep /hoc/ alive
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>40 IPs
>500 posts

wow, nice blogging

in OTHER NEWS, Mike Hoffman just came to Vancouver... trade in the works???
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>>84287862
I will be awake watching all the games lad.
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>>84287862
that's fine, we'll hang out in /k/ instead
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>>84287858
thomas was pretty average his last years the last time he was good was around 10 years ago
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>>84287892
Did any Canucks lose their child recently? If so, Monika will be more than happy to move to Vancouver with her fiancee.
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>>84287862
I can keep bumping it with oc.
Who else wants one?
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Best wife in hockey.
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https://www.strawpoll.me/15885474/

Reminder: Monika did NOTHING wrong
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>>84287704
I wasn't specifying lb vs kg there though... I specifically was talking about "in general for young players". It would be the same inaccurate weight measurement regardless of lb or kg. At least that's the way it always seems to be with prospects; weight measurements are all over the place and sometimes small guys are given a couple extra inches.
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Shan't be engaging with any of its strawpolls.
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>>84287900
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2658967/Chinese-fan-dies-staying-late-watch-World-Cup.html

Mate, didn't you die watching soccer already?
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>>84287787
Nobody wants a manlet goalie. If he's capable, then fine, but odds are he won't be. Better to pick up a 6' or more goalie, and concentrate more on his overall athletic ability. There are tons of them out there, so picking a manlet because he's fast/agile isn't going to happen often.
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>"I don't know if I can pass you the puck tonight, Erik. Monika says I can't pass to you anymore, even if you're open."
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>>84287086
No. Yzerman refused to give Stamos what he could get on the open market. Stamos went to free agency as a bluff, but he wanted to stay. The Isles will pay ANYTHING for JT. He wants to go somewhere where he can win.

>mfw it's not Montreal
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>>84287804
Matthews 11.5m
Marner 7.5m
Nylander arbitration
Kapanone 1m
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>>84288026
>implying Karlsson is not the one constantly feeding Hoffman
Now watch as Hoffman fails to reach double digits in goals next season.
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>>84288026
why is erik licking his lips
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>>84288028
He can't go to a winning team because the cap won't allow it. We're not in a time where one or two teams can sign every superstar in the league like Montreal in the 50's, 60's and 70's.
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>>84288026
>hey you know what else is open
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>>84288089
Being born as Finland's neighbor will do that to you.
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>>84288134
what
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Lads....I’m gonna watch the world cup
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>>84288128
>written and shilled by jeff o'neill
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>>84288158
Why bother. Its full of shit teams
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>>84288144
>you will NEVER date someone Finnish

feels honestly bad, man...
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>>84287804
>Matthews 14m
>Marner 8m
>Nylander and Kapanen RFA because literally all the cap left goes to the two others
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>>84288128
>this will surely get clicks!!!

Modern sports coverage is sickening.
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>>84288158
should i wake up early to watch it? it will probably end up being a tie.
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>>84288184
Its just standa4d Toronto hyperbole m8 calm down
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>>84288172
>tfw canadabro in picture is the type to have everyone over to his house when his parents are out of town and all his friends are hooking up in different rooms while he is playing video games
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>>84288216
>calm down
I AM CALM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
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Nobody make a new thread after this one hits 500 posts

It's time to let /hoc/ die once and for all
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>>84288252
*snap*
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>>84288282
"No."
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>>84288286
>tells someone to stay calm based of text on a board known for trolling and general shenanigans
>*snaps*

kys
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>>84288238
Sounds like you're speaking from personal experience
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>>84288316
different guy, bud.
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Glad you guys are still here this bitch was very dead last week
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>>84288317
real recognize real. I have even worse personal stories than that.
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>>84288238
>plays video games

maybe he deserved it
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lads, i've got a sick post lined up for the next thread
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>>84288346
If it makes you feel any better my friends' girlfriends would always try to get me to do a three way with them and my friends YUCK
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>>84288331
*snap*
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>>84288381
based dabbing dog
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So, who's /ourguy/ for the draft and should every team avoid other than Merkley?
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>>84288377
I think my worst one was getting sorta taunted/made fun of by the guy(s) one of my exes was fucking, lol. its pretty funny.
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What even is a world cup? Is that like a golf thing? Why is everyone pretending it's such a big deal?
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>>84288400

ourguy: Rasmus Kupari (a mix of Aho and Pulju)

avoid: Boqvist (like Karlsson, but even less defensive)
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>>84286507
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>84288450
comfy is just a colloquial abbreviation for comfortable desu
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I dont get it is this snap meme a /hoc/ meme or something normie
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Anyone here will actually watch the Worldc Up?
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>>84288490
I think it's just a 4chan thing, I saw it on /tv/ originally
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>>84288544
Oh wait i get it now, its just a derivitive of the snap/cringe folder meme
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>>84288490
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comfy is just a code word for superior desu
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/mlb/ sometimes makes a thread 3 posts early and they dont sperg out about it. i think we should try to be more like /mlb/
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>>84288490
get with the times grandpa
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>>84288490
i dont get the sneed meme. i watched that episode of the simpsons the other day and that guy has nothing to do with cringing.
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>>84288584
/hoc/ holds itself to a higher standard than other generals
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>>84288609
Sneed is a separate meme
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>>84288400
boqvist is overrated. compare his pre-draft year numbers to erik brannstrom's.
brannstrom was more efficient in SHL and swedish juniors. he was taken 15th overall last draft. dont really get why boqvist is hyped to be top 8.
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>>84288625
Our degeneracy is unparalleled
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>>84288609
Sneed is just shit posting that got out of control
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>>84288490
I think it's /v/'s fault.
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>>84288542
Yes, every single day
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>>84288866
please don't (you) it, friend
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>>84288866
Is Denmark in? Dunno if Sweden/Finland/Norway is playing.
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>>84288542
Nah. the US is out so I'm in the default American "this semen-slurping sport isn't for me" mode.
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>>84288920
>Canada's last and only qualification is 1986

wew
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>>84288193
>mfw someone saved my screencap and kept the filename
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Is it autistic to go on a night drive and play real human bean and kavinsky's nightcall in your head?
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imagine trading hoffman for a bag of pucks and extending karlsson for 8x11mil, only to discover melinda was the cancer

I want that timeline so badly, sorry snesbros
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>>84289089
It's not autistic to enjoy driving while listening something you like but the fact you have to ask means that you are in fact autistic.
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>>84289089
no, but if you can't put the real thing on your car stereo you might be extremely poor and dumb
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>>84289161
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Imagine being a Sens fan lmao
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>>84289089
I used to get high and go for joyrides at night blasting music when i was younger. But gas is way too expensive these days to drive around aimlessly.
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is it autitic to be autistic
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>>84289267
Nice typo phoneposter
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>dna results came back
>1% Finnish
Wat do?
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>>84289267
is it tripfab to be a tripfag
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>>84289161
That's okay lad. At this point I'm just curious to see how deep down the rabbit hole we can go. The day >we trade Stone though is the day I make the Ottawa terrorist look like a fucking joke.
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>>84289163
So asking questions means you're autistic?
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>>84289299
>the Ottawa terrorist
You mean Maple Snake?
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>>84289293
roll for it. if 01, end it
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>>84289293
go to sauna and eat mämmi and suffer in silence
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>>84289342
>>84289342
>>84289342
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For me it's euro skill forwards, American defenders, a Canadian goalie and Canadian grinders.
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>>84288866
>tfw wageslave
I'll have to watch it ninja style at work
at least they let us watch our games
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>>84289328
That was in the maritimes. Some browner in Ottawa shot the guards patrolling the war memorial a few years back.
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>>84289353
>well-researched, spell-checked, formatted post
Where the fuck am I.
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Hey fellow /lifelong/s can I get some VGK memes going on please
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>>84282831
>around lapps
>never relax




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