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>June 15-30
contract buyouts (that's this Friday)

>June 22
2018 NHL entry draft, round 1

>June 23
2018 NHL entry draft: who cares edition (rounds 2-7)

>June 26
deadline for qualifying offers (for RFAs)

>June 27-30
UFAs can talk to other teams (and find out how much they're really worth)

>July 1
free agency starts

>July 5
arbitration deadline

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Oliver Ekman-Larsson agreed to an 8-year deal with Arizona, worth over $8 million per year
the Rangers re-signed goalie Marek Mazanec to a 1-year deal
Ilya Kovalchuk is still thinking of coming back to the NHL
Slava Voynov is also considering coming back (but he has to get a domestic assault charge expunged first, fucking lol)
the Kings traded Andy Andreoff to the Lightning, got Peter Budaj back from them
most of the Capitals are going to the White House -- DSP still won't, but he doesn't mind if the rest of them do
the Capitals have admitted that they are open to trading Grubauer, have gotten a bunch of offers for him recently
John Carlson wants to re-sign and stay in Washington... but he's still trying to squeeze some extra money out of them
the Red Wings are close to re-signing Mike Green

the Ottawa Senators are going to implode as an organization because Hoffman's girlfriend is (allegedly) a psychotic cunt
more and more wives of current and former Senators players are coming out to support Melinda Karlsson's side of the story
it's pretty likely at this point that Karlsson will leave Ottawa, but they're still shopping Hoffman around as if anyone would want to trade for him at this point
apparently, the Senators knew about the harassment since at least April, but didn't do anything until after it became public

the Texas Stars beat the Toronto Marlies 5-2 to force game 7 in the Calder Cup Finals (AHL)
game 7 is Thursday at 7 pm EDT
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>>>/asp/
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Rolling to commit suicide because of Finn blood
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>butthurt BRA71Lians already spamming and shitting up /sp/
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84289352
look at that fuggin munkee
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>past a certain age, a man without a hockey team he plays on can be a bad thing
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Sens fans on suicide watch. By that I mean, more than normal suicide watch.
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>>84289385
roasted
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Kippers confirmed for being the /tv/ cunny poster
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https://www.strawpoll.me/15885474

Threadly reminder that Hoffman's girlfriend did NOTHING wrong.
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Which players should the Ducks get if they want to win the Cup?
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>>84289472
Anyone but perry
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did someone say karlsson?
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shall be helping keep /hoc/ in the catalog.
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>>84289504
We have to be vigilant over the next month. All it will take is one crazy play for povertyball threads to flood the board and push us off.
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>>84289472
all of them lmao
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>mfw Brazilians are the worst posters in /sp/

Thank goodness no brazilians play this sport
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>>84289342
Quality OP
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>>84289536
regehr won a cup
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>>84289536
Has there ever been a Brazilian player? The only players I see is majority of white and few blacks.
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>>84289529
why do third-worlders leave their containment threads and spam the board?
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>>84289431
I care about the things that I make and want them to turn out well so that the other people who use them can enjoy them.
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*dabs*
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>>84289472
evander kane - dsp - reeves
byfuglein - seth jones
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>brazilians spam on /sp/ still

I get you hate americans but let me enjoy the WC. Fucking hell its gonna suck for me posting in the uruguay threads
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>>84289580
Too bad they might might not move.
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we stanley cup now
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>>84289594
Just hit them with the good ol' >7-1
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>>84289564
He was just born here, I don't think he even speak any portuguese
He is basically a leaf
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>>84289594
It's like one shitposter
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Guys, don't utter B*****'s name on /hoc/ because they'll start polluting /hoc/
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>>84289564
He was born in Brazil but his parents are Canadian. He moved back to Canada when he was 7 years old.
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why are there no videos of teams locker room tours on youtube? there's literally only 4 i can find -- canucks, oilers, habs, and vegas. the rest are either minor teams or obscure videos from 10 years ago
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Can somebody give me a quick rundown on the full story of the Karlsson situation in Ottawa? What did Hoffman's crazy cunt do? Haven't been paying attention the last few days.
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Diesel nyc
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Damn, mods are slow on literally deleting this thread today. Maybe they are too fat, like you niggers.
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You now remember that Casey Cizikas murdered someone in 2007
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>>84289838
clean your fingernails
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>>84289829
She didn't fucking do anything.
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>>84289848
Don't you have a World Cup to get BTFO in?
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>>84289829
basically
>karlssons wife had a stillborn death
>apparently gets harassed by hoffmans wife about it
>karlssons wife gets a protection order against hoffmans wife due to said harassment
>former and current players wives have come out saying they're not surprised and that its been happening for a while
>hoffman and his wife deny it was her
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Remember that teenager hockey player that killed himself in his car?

lel
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>>84289876
Don't you have a refugee to let him fuck your 11-year old daughter?

>>84289887
No, no one remembers, because no one cares with furpuck.
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>>84289829
hoffmans fiance keeps cyberbullying the karlssons and wished death upon their baby right after it died and multiple hockey wives have come out in support of the karlssons saying its pretty likely that its her/that this has been known about for a while.

and something about snes front office being shitty
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>>84289887
Which one? There's alot of teenage hockey players who killed themselves in cars.
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>>84289829
Karlsson and Hoffman became blood brothers at summer camp in 1994. Ever since, they've been trading blowjobs every time they saw each other.

Hoffman's bitch started whining about the taste of semen on his lips, so they stopped, and then Karlsson got too backed up and aggressive in bed and accidentally murdered his unborn son. Now Karlsson's wife hates Hoffman's fiancee and vice versa. It's all going to end in a workplace shooting.
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>>84289829
The Hockey Guy gives a pretty good rundown of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pptr6sPqx2A

then he gave an update video this morning with new information
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi3LO0L7D6s

>inb4 the hockey guy is reddit
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>>84289890
It was a big happening.

>>84289913
That's true. I googled the story and I had like 7 different people killing themselves over fucking hockey.

http://nationalpost.com/news/police-find-vehicle-matching-that-of-missing-saginaw-hockey-player-terry-trafford-with-a-body-inside

Does anyone know if this shit happens in football or in basketball? Literally all the teenage hockey suicides happen in hockey.
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>>84289890
Sure, whatever you say Felipe. Be careful to not get robbed when you go buy groceries.
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>>84289948
>all the teenage hockey suicides happen in hockey
well if it happened in other sports it wouldn't be a hockey suicide right?
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can we set up a gofundme to send kippers back to china?
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>S
>O
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>>84289829
>a few days ago (2 or so?), Melinda Karlsson filed for the Canadian version of a restraining order against Monkia Caryk, who is Mike Hoffman's longtime girlfriend / fiancee
>the restraining order alleges that Monkia sent thousands of messages harassing Melinda after their stillbirth, which happened earlier this season
>the fact that it went to court means that the Karlssons have some actual evidence to submit
>remember that time when Erik Karlsson's response to some random commenter on instagram trolling him about the stillbirth went viral (at least in some circles)? Apparently, that was her on one of her accounts. Allegedly.
>tons of current and former Senators players' wives are all coming out and supporting Melinda's side of the story
>all of them have a good opinion of Melinda and say that the fact that this even became public is a testament to how serious it is, because apparently Melinda is really private and reserved and likes to handle things privately
>all of them have said in one way or another that Monika is a fucking cunt and that this shit doesn't surprise them at all
>most recently, it's come out that the Senators organization knew about the alleged harassment since at least April, if not earlier, but they didn't take any action or start any sort of investigation internally until after it became public

>either Karlsson or Hoffman is going to have to go. They pretty much can't be in the same locker room at this point. Apparently there was some fight between them in the parking lot at the end of the season.
>but who the fuck would trade for Hoffman at this point? What team would take that risk with their own locker room? Whatever offer they get for Hoffman is going to be low as fuck.
>and Karlsson is a free agent this summer, so he could reject any offer that the Senators make him and force them to trade him (Vegas almost got him at the trade deadline this year)
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>>84289928
>inb4 the hockey guy is reddit
Nah, THG is /our manlet/.
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>>84290052
Whoa there charles dickens
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>>84290090
I even had to trim it down and delete parts of it because it was over the 2,000-character limit.
I like to be thorough.
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>>84290052
>the fact that it went to court means that the Karlssons have some actual evidence to submit
technically yes, but the evidence could be the posts with no evidence who made them
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>>84290116
True.
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>>84290083
THG is for people without real dads to talk hockey with.
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>>84290133
...
Yep.
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>>84290133
Daily reminder that you should call your dad sometime /hoc/. He's not gonna be around forever.
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>>84290045
Don't. It's the only winning move.
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>tfw get to be around delicious young men with succulent hogs
>tfw stealing jock straps and towels from the bins to jerk off with

seems like a great job honestly
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>>84290083
>that bittersweet feeling of seeing him grow into a reasonably sized channel but now he's being swamped with redditfags, trolls, and cantskates
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>>84290045
Gundam, but the OG one with char and co
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Hey my fellow /lifelong/s can I get some VGK memes please? For my research
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>>84290176
what
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>>84290247
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>>84290153
Why doesn't he call me then?
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>>84290264
u got a nice dick, bro?
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>>84290153
He's not even 50, he'll be around forever.
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People have been shit talking the Senators all day, but for all the wrong reasons. Nobody in /hoc/ is talking about Randy Lee. Funny how this instagram drama between playera wives comes out right around the same time the assiasant gm and minor league head gm gets arrested for propositioning teenage boys.

That is the real story going on with the sens right now. And the sicko perv randy lee still has his job.
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>>84290317
Mine doesn't even know I exist desu
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>>84290431
DSP?
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>>84290423
>>84290376
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>>84290423
its not as interesting
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shant be surviving the night
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Damn these are some aesthetic ass jerseys
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>>84290590
Neither shant I
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>"To all the people who doubted us, stick it up their asses."

Based
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>erik karlsson has requested a trade
i want to hang myself
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>when you realize a fucking BOTTLE OF WATER at a Canadian arena costs more than a fucking HOCKEY TICKET in most American states

How is this shit allowed?
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>>84290737
>its real
well shit, rip snes
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A few days ago, both Tavares and Karlsson were in Vancouver.
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>>84290737
>>84290775
this might actually work in snes' favor, hear me out. karlssons best days might be behind him with that foot injury, so getting multiple assets for him now will work out in the long run especially next year since the avs will have your first pick. karlsson might never be a 70 point dman again and you win out in the end. the downside to all of this is that he might be undervalued right now because of all the trade drama, and his injury could be all temporary and he becomes the next bobby orr

hang in there lads
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>>84290797
a few days ago i was at your mums house
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KARLSSON TO ____?
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>>84290953
AHL
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>>84290953
DC after Carlson signs somewhere else for 9+. Burakovsky, Bowey and a first. Djoos-Karlsson becomes the goat Swedish pairing.
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haha we get all the players
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>>84291012
>Burakovsky, Bowey and a first
hahahahahahahahahaha
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>>84290953
Vegas
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>>84290247
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>>84290690
No one is allowed to post this image in /hoc/ ever again. It has served its purpose.
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youir tteam fucking sucks man
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>>84291131
Every day until the repeat m8
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Petition to relegate the Sens.
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>>84291165
stop. he's already dead
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>>84291165
We would still suck in the AHL
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business idea: Relocate the Senators to Memphis
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I guess you could say that the Sens playoff hopes for next season were stillborn.
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>>84290953
Islanders
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>>84290953

Penguins for Sheary and two 1st rounders.
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Karlsson to VGK for Cody Glass, Nick Suzuki, a 1st and 2nd round pick, and Tomas Tatar
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>>84290953
devils for schneider and a bologna sandwich
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>>84291258
nice one, monica
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Just got off a ban for being >racist on >4chan have I missed any important memes?
>rags
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>>84291586
this is the worst picture on the internet. worse than any gore or furry shit by a mile
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>>84291592
Rude
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4SVih8Rn5Y
officially happened 4 years ago
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shan’t be clicking a link provided by an anime poster
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/hoc/ must survive through the night and I will stand on guard to see it through
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lads I won't be able to post here for 4 days, I'm going to Rockfest in Montebello
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>>84291840
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>>84292106
How kind of the Caps to make space
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>>84292112
The picture didn't need to be redone. How nice of the Caps
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>>84292106
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>>84292134
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I'm just here to do my part to keep /hoc/ alive
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>>84292148
fukken saved
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>>84292148
>>84292165
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>tfw going to court on draft day and wont get to do my annual "inspection" of the fresh draft picks

at least I can be there for training camp....
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absolutely fucking enraged. I wholeheartedly believe spee moderators have been bought out by Globo-Homo. I return from a 3 day absence at their expense and ALREADY the threads have gone above scheduling, and now theyre including the NEWS? NO FAGGOT SUNBELT KIKES IN MY SPORT. GET THE FUCK OUT. GET THE NEWS OFF THE FRONT PAGE. NO CASUALS ALLOWED. NO BETTMAN. NO VEGAS. NO NON-BACKWARDS SKATERS. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A NZ TRAP IS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HOC IMMEDIATELY
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>>84292190
>NZ Trap

like you mean some really sweet kiwi boipussi?
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hi!! i'm working on a project to bring equity and equality to professional hockey -- if you're interested in learning more about what i'm trying to do/helping me out, more info is in this pic! thanks so much everyone :)
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>>84292225
dumb albortion
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>>84292225
>>84292281
fuck alberta
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>>84292225
>holds up spork
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>>84292225
>sports fiction creators

What in the absolute fuck
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>rags
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What am I, Kippers, about (content-wise)? Well... Cantpucks hockey, hockey history, makeup, TEAL, drag queens, lowkey cycling, hard ciders, and that whole "oh my god I'm 40 what am I even doing with my life?" existential crisis party that happens every week. So, strap in.
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Fucking love Miracle because it's not just a hockey story, it's a story of Americans from different walks of life coming together to do something amazing. Reminds me of what this country used to be. A place where anyone can succeed, regardless of where they came from.
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i can’t stress enough how much concussions mean to me. i’ve been playing hockey for 12 years. that’s 2/3 of my life. (do the math, i’m young.) i’ve had 6 concussions from playing hockey. people don’t consider the consequences of head trauma until it’s way too late.
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more redditposts, we need to keep this alive, its not even midnight here out west.
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>>84292425
man up you pussy underage b&
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So. This is a bad take, which is so indicative of the rich white guy with blinders on culture of hockey. Respecting someone having a different belief on economics than you? Fine. Respecting. Somebody whose beliefs are homophobic, ableist, sexist, racist, xenophobic? Not necessary
>>84292443
(12/2) x 3
run the numbers shit lord
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so much for standing up for teammates. y’all really gonna let DSP bear all the emotional labor (and consequences) of protest??? hmm just like a squad of whites.
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>>84292460
ah yes, the arbitrary -isms used to shut down anyone I don't like
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cant wait for ed to get permanently banned. its coming
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Quick @BarkAndreFurry sketch.
An amazing pup that loves hockey. Especially Vegas hockey.
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>>84292460
you're still a kid, kiddo
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>>84292460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
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group of people i talk to at work convinced me to get into watching hockey but they’re split into caps fans and penguins fans so idk who to root for. naturally it would be caps cos if where i live but i’m literally the last house on the MD-PA line so i could go penguins too desu
>>84292551
dually noted. you're the one that posted a nigger
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>>84289342
>calder cup
is there anything toronto wont choke in
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>>84292281
>>84292302
The pic said she was in Chicago, leave us out of it
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>rags
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>>84292814
>baseball rags
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>>84292460
>underage
>leaf
>racism, xenophobia, blah blah blah word diarrhea
checks out
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I'd wanna be traded too if ownership treats me like shit and my teammate won't stop his girlfriend from attacking me and my wife and my wife's sone
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This must be a difficult time for all 6 Sens fans right now
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What did he mean by this?
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>>84292889
jfl
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I love Ottawa.so many cool part about these two broads fighting off the ice is that's there's like no one talking about the guy that tried fucking teenagers at the draft or whatever but what really tickles my scrod is that being a nhl spouse she'd probably catch a ton of shit for being anti abortion but now it's "bpoo bloo I shidded out my kid" tough luck
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lol faggot albortion gets unbanned and immediately starts posting /pol/ shit
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really not sure where this notion im from Alberta is coming from. it's libelous and ill be issuing cease and desist letters in the A.M.
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I'm from the greatest hockey city on earth. home of the three time AVCO cup winning Winnipeg Jets
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shall be keeping /hoc/ alive well into /realpacifichours/ being a mountain timezone chad myself.
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>>84293015
Amen Brother HH
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>mmm, yummy pina colada mix
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>>84292982

>caring about fetuses being scrambled
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don't talk about COCNUNTS FFFFFF A HOCKEU HOCKEY HOCKNEY Get Out of My Closet. I have THE Gloves in their. Skates know My Trunk. Stick in the Garage. I'll fucking DIE
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>>84293129
are you okay, gord?
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>>84293129
word
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/rph/
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reminder: california is a beautiful state and the best state
that is a FACT
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>>84293419
this but unironically
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They should really just change the name to the Elite division
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>>84293419
wew
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>>84293635
that pup looks tired
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>>84289366
Rip anon
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>>84292443
I guess you could say they really beat the Devil out of him
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>>84292106
This image feels more complete without >us
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So, yes. I live with my mom.

But, like, be honest … you would live with your mom if you could, too.
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>Dorion, hows about we make another deal?
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>>84293950
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If hoc is shitposted off the board just want to let you guys know that I love you
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reminder that finlands "golden generation" would rather suck on each others peckers than win hockey games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKqfedkp_tM
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I mean, essentially every time he has been photographed with it has been him in a team setting. Some of the guys took it out in Vegas after winning and he was one of them, bunch of guys took it to the Nats game and he was there, bunch of guys took it out for a night in DC and he was there, people wanted him to hoist it at the parade, etc.

He's just been with it at every team/group event but the media only focuses on him with it, so it seems selfish even though it's literally him partying with the team. You get titles like "Ovechkin hoists the Cup at Nats Game," but it doesn't include the byline "after being handed Cup from teammate due to crowd chanting his name." Or more accurately, "Ovi hoists Cup mid-inning with nobody paying attention in drunken revelry while partying with teammates at baseball game."
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>>84295341
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>>84293950
>non-stem
you poor soul
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mornin /hoc/
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>>84295884
Good morning my american friend
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>>84295917
how can you tell he is your friend?
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>>84295931
sweden is my friend
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>>84295931
Everyone is friends here
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>>84295953
im not your friend, guy
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>>84295977
im not your guy, buddy
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>>84295977
>>84295990
*snap*
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>>84296007
what compilation?
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>>84289342
>the Red Wings are close to re-signing Mike Green
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>hal is shitting up /ck/ defending his kebab thread
based
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>To Ottawa
Connor Murphy
2018 8th overall pick
2018 27th overall pick

>To Chicago
Erik Karlsson
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Pooing
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KARLSSON TRADED TO CHICAGO

OH FUG
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To Columbus
Martin jones
2020 third round pick

To San Jose
Sergei bobrovksy
Ryan Murray
Gabriel carlson
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>>84296759
>>84296813
you assholes made me look it up.
FAKE NEWS
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>>84296829
Who says no
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>rumors about karlsson requesting a trade
>started by a dumb literally who roastie
I mean sure it's not unlikely at this point, but did anyone seriously fall for this?
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who can even realistically give up enough for karlsson right now who can also do so without fucking themselves? quite a few top teams already gave their first over the last trade deadline, it would have to be a team that already missed the playoffs
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Karlsson for Buffalo's 2018 first round pick and O'Reilly desu
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>yfw melinda manufactured a fake pregnancy, miscarriage and hatemail just so erik would have a reason to request a trade
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>>84298313
That or she frames Hoffman and Monika so there would be enough internal cap space for Karlsson to get a massive raise with Hoffman gone. Maybe she was behind the Vegas choke as well? How deep does this go?
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>>84298272
vegas probably still could, but probably shouldn't if they want to build a prospect pool
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>>84298399
they gave up their 1st, 2nd, and 3rd just go get tatar. they'd have to give up their future picks, a prospect, and one of their current top players just to make it worth it since the snes cant have no 1st round pick next year if they're going to give up karlsson
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>>84298272
Vegas realistically could, they have lots of cap space. I doubt they want to blow their cap on him though, I think they are more interested in a forward like Tavares.

A lot of basement teams could afford him, but I think he'd prefer to play with a contender. He might take a discount to play for a stronger team like the Sharks or the Bruins. I doubt he'll stay in Canada if he moves.
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>>84298531
>sharks
>contender
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>>84298307
That will never happen. Karlsson isn't even good since his ankle injury. Who would give up a 1st overall for a defenseman who can't skate? And O'Reilly is one of the best players Buffalo has.
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>>84298493
yeah but given the situation I don't doubt McPhee can fleece a bit. also don't forget the sens wanted to dump Ryan's contract with the trade and try to pick up Glass
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>>84298608
well apparently the "rumor" was started by ferraro but ferraro said fuck off i said no thing so its probably bullshit anyway. if anything hoffman is the one leaving
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>>84298554
They came to mind because they are good enough to make a playoff run, but not over cap like Tampa. If a team like the Lightning wanted Karlsson they would have to give up a great player, and they would still probably be over cap. I could honestly see Karlsson go to San Jose, especially if Joe Thornton retires during the off-season
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>>84298745
shorks already gave up a 1st to get kane
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I bet 10 yuros for saudi arabia
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hoc is gay
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>>84298639
shit didn't know that, but that's a godawful contract and would need enticement like that for someone to take it. it's quite sad losing hoffman and karlsson is a death knell. this team is fucked seven ways to sunday, maybe in another decade they'll have a decent run at the playoffs
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/hoc/ is based
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>>84298272
Chicago has 2 1sts and pylons to trade
Vegas has plenty of assets
Colorado can fleece Ottawa again
Dallas has enough to trade and be fine
Tampa could fleece Ottawa by sending them >rags
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>>84298907
karlssons skating has looked pretty mediocre since that injury. yeah he still put up 60 points but he would let anyone skate by him as if he learned from watching phaneuf, getting rid of karlsson now at his peak for sizeable assets could actually work in the snes favor if he'll never return to form again. he could've been playing with an injury as his foot never fully recovered this whole time and could be good to go next season though, so its hard to say
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>>84289342
>not WC refugee edition
ONE JOB
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>>84299069
will there ever be justice for erik
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>>84299165
And like refugee boats /hoc/ is going to sink to the bottom under the weight of thousands of shitskins
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>>84299051
chiraq has no cap space to work with
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>>84299275

complete accident on a normal hockey play. cooke did nothing wrong (and never has!)
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>>84299372
80 mil cap and they can move the hossa contract pretty easily to Arizona or Vegas
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>>84299372
>>84299536
also if they move Rutta or Murphy in the trade theyre fine
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>>84299494
>(and never has!)
im sure ryan asked for this lobotomy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emTQpD8jmuw
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>>84299536
vegas is gonna need all their cap space from now on
and arizona has a bunch of players they need to resign
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>>84299051
>Tampa could fleece Ottawa by sending them >rags
He could probably pull it off.
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>>84299641
Vegas owes considerations to Chicago for the Marcus Kruger trade
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>the Red Wings are close to re-signing Mike Green

The ride with the old war horses never ends does it?
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>las vegas golden chimpouts
www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/capitals-orpik-needed-get-finger-tip-re-attached-slash-final/
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Yuros are no longer allowed in /hoc/ since you're shitting up the board with your divegrass threads
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Watch the Worldc Up
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>tfw no kipkip to make you hot meals
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>>84300018
Not us Finns tho
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>>84300093
>finns
>not asians
you were never excluded in the first place
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>tfw canada fucking sucks at every sport not hockey
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>>84299069
yea I noticed that too, not the same spring in his step. hes always been a bit of a defensive liability, definitely was worse now that he wasn't able to skate himself out of it or rely on methot to bail him out. must be the swede in him
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/hoc/ going strong thats what I like to see
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>>84300318
we even suck at curling now ;_;
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>>84300440
forgot pic
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>>84300318
Soon
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>>84300440
its ok, still have the best curling qt's
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>>84300497
i wonder if there's a single cricket team in the world that isnt just full of poos
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>>84300502
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>>84300497
>team of pajeets
this is why no one here will take cricket seriously
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>>84300502
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>>84300455
she definitely takes it in the pooper
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Goddamn 3rd world countries have convinced themselves we care about soccer and won't stop asking retarded questions.
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>>84301127
reminds me of when my sister showed me something similar, some dude would message her "hey how are ya?" every couple weeks for like 3 years
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>>84301316
that is not even close to the pajeets level of obsession
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>>84301431
what a thoughtful young man warning his victim of the impending rapetrain
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>>84293950
That sounds really cornfy desu
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>>84301431
damn that's pretty alpha, how come women nowadays don't appreciate perseverance like they used to?
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>>84301931
>how come women nowadays don't appreciate perseverance like they used to?
because in the civilized world, women are no longer treated like property
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>>84301364
still though, fucking wish some dudes weren't so beta like that. gives all of us a bad rep
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>>84302319
civilised society was a mistake
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:)
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>>84303275
muh fucking dick
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>>84303275
This is not hockey related
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Where winter at?
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>>84302319
That’s why the west is crumbling
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>>84303817
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>>84303817
Hockey is dead for now
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>>84303830
Why does it say activate windows bottom right?
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>>84304204
Only god knows
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Grubauer for Karlsson straight up
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>>84304065
tfw no kalla gf
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>>84304996
is she the brunette or blonde?
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>wake up
>puke
>diarrhea
>freezing cold and shivering
Please F me and remember my sacrifice during the draft
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>>84305049
she's the one who isn't faking it
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>>84304030
No, you just have no balls.
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shoutout to whomstever made this
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>>84304996
Truly a horrible feeling

>>84305049
<--
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>>84305444
what a qt 3.14
>tfw no kalla gf
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>>84305573
A pain that could bring /hoc/ together
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>>84306077
lmao ovi:3!!
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>>84306077
>oshie dubs
sweet
>>84306279
id heem u
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>>84305444
Disgusting
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>>84298742
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worse more so than casuals getting into hockey during the playoffs is people buying animals jerseys. fuck dogs and fuck you
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>>84298742
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>>84306370
dont you have an ass thread to shitpost in
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Who is the Phil Kessel of divegrass?
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>>84307276
Pretty rude to bring up his zoophilia tbf
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>>84309441
me
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>>84309441
Son Heung-min.
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Where does Rasmus Dahlin rank on the all time bust list?
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>>84311502
number 2 after pulgu-yardee
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>>84311502
Second behind McBust
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>>84311502
Just below Selänne
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>>84311502
1. patrick stefan
2. jesse poopoopeepee
3. nail yakupov
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>>84311601
you must have mistaken the tongue game list for the bust list. happens to the best of us

>>84311502
somewhere around lidström is my guess
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>>84311866
how much pussy has this skeleton slayed
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>>84312251
not as much as skelettersson i'm afraid
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>>84312251
One in every town he visits
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>>84312364
im pretty hyped for skeletonman, him, dahlen, and boeser could make magic. fuck, if only they got dahlin as well
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/hoc/ shall not fall this month
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OTTAWA SOLD TO QUEBECOR CONFIRMED
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Just a reminder that Ottawa is going into next year without Karlsson, without Hoffman, and with a lazy Duchene. And they won't have a 1st round pick.
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>>84313814
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>>84314172
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Test
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>>84315834
hello
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>>84315869
Man /sp/ mods are as bad as twitter
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>>84315912
trip on faggot
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>>84314172
>that retard from yesterday will still probably defend melnyk anyways
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>>84315912
i had a 24 hour ban from all boards for racial bantz in /sp/
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>>84315980
I got banned for calling soccer a shit sport
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>>84316014
Good lad
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>>84316070
It's sad that /sp/ has fallen this hard and that soccer wastes it's potential out of pride
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>>84316014
>I got banned for calling soccer a shit sport
But it is...
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>>84316223
Exactly m8
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Shall be ending it all soon lads
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Is it time for the NHL to step in and do something about this failing division?
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>the city of outshottawa
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>>84316505
Don't do it until after the world cup. We need people to bump the threads
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>>84316505
please
dont
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>>84316014
>I got banned for calling soccer a shit sport
What rule would this even be breaking?
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>>84316668
They called it spam/troll outside of /b/
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Nate Silver and Kipshit have more combined knowledge than the rest of the hockey world. The sunbelt was a mistake. There is too many teams in the NHL. AHL should be the American League. NHL teams should be axed/relocated to place teams in divisions based like Junior A. Pacific, Western, Central, Eastern. 6 Teams per. Players play too frequently. Playoffs should be top 4 of each division. 3 games round 1, 5 round 2, 7 finals. Rotate Semi final match ups like CIS football
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>Chandler Stephenson will spend his day with the Stanley Cup in Humboldt
What a great guy. I never knew Stephenson was even from Saskatchewan.
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>>84316864
Forgot to add. folding the American teams currently playing in the CHL and other poor performers to bring the team total to 48. raising the age limit to 22, having 2 junior teams assigned to each nhl team and no ahl/echl affiliate. ncaa players and yourapeeans can come over as Free agents
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>>84316864
I'm sure glad you aren't in charge
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>>84317006
>denying your home city time with the cup to fulfill the sympathy quota
feel bad for the toon-towers really
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>>84317127
I'm sure he'll take it to Saskatoon too, Humboldt is only like an hour drive from there.
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>>84317371
doubtful that he'll be able to spend meaningful time at both places
thats said, people from saskatoon will flock to humboldt to spend time with the cup

if anything trying to split the time between the two community is kind of an insult to the other
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u guys lol lmao ovie! he’s drinking!! wow he deserved to win after nearly 15 years of failure lmao so happy for ovie
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>>84317552
*snap*
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>>84317552
wow this post is incredibly NSFW
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>>84317552
jfl imagine throwing away eternal salvation to be able to wear a corporation and another man on your corpse for at best ~30 more years with a body like that
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>>84317499
Humboldt has a population of only a few thousand people, he could spend meaningful time there in like an hour lol
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>>84317552
>open-mouthed smile
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soccer is terrible a fucking month of this shit.
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>>84317686
>he could spend meaningful time there in like an hour lol
hence the insulting factor
"hey guise in the media, im totally gonna spend my day with the cup in humboldt"
*one hour later*
"peace LOSERS"
stick to one town, no one from saskatoon can dare complain or else twitter will lose its shit
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For me it's getting taken away from the team that signed you as a college UFA in an expansion draft and then losing to that team in the Stanley cup final.

His smile will never be the same will it?
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>>84317888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_eFrx4ZYuw
his smile and optimism
gone
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>>84289472
Only way they ever could next year would be to ship out Perry or Kesler's whole contract and sign Tavares
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What team will he go to?
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>>84318084
Växjö Lakers
melinda needs a safe space after the mental anguish NA has put her through
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>>84317816
I think you're overthinking it. I think Stephenson just wants to bring the cup to a community near where he grew up that experienced a huge loss of life. I doubt he is doing it merely for media attention. If he is able to take the cup to both places I don't think anyone will be insulted by it
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>>84318084
Unironically, >rags
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>>84318084
You already know.
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>>84317960
Still need a gif/webm of him sliding on his stomach towards the camera on Ovi's rebound goal in game 3 or 4?
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>>84317552
unironically based
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>>84318156
time will tell, but id be incredibly surprised if he didnt have a full media entourage with him during the time spent in Humboldt
that said, i agree that his intent isnt for the media attention and thats its a byproduct of it being a high profile case

due to the media attention though, it will be incredibly hard logistically to split the attention between two towns
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>>84318084
Wichita Thunder in the ECHL
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I did 17 consecutive pull ups today
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>>84317552
Why do the laces on his pants look like a cock and balls? Hockey pants don't even have laces like that
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>>84318369
>Why do the laces on his pants look like a cock and balls?
get your mind out of the gutter for one fucking second anon
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>>84318369
Are you Albertan by chance anon?
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>>84318369
>Hockey pants don't even have laces like that
rmyt
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What is the female equivalent of a hoc poster?
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So Ottawa is in the shitter because someone’s crazy bitch wife is cyber bullying Karlssons wife

In Justin’s Canada? Sad!
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>>84318649
gibbers :DD
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>>84318655
and assistant GM likes to rub his dick on teenagers.
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>>84318681
>female
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>>84318688

What is it with pedophiles and always being the assistant head coach

Too bad they can’t ever put an arena together in gaybec and move there, since it will inevitably become a front for the FLQ and the concrete mob
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>>84318479
There's gay people everywhere anon, you can't pin that to Alberta
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>>84318816
gaybec city has an nhl tier arena ready and waiting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Videotron_Centre
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hot take: if the sens relocate to quebec then they are unsupportable on principal
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>>84318857
Forgot Toronto existed for a minute
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How many days until the first blockbuster trade?
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>>84319012
thirteen
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>>84319064
Who’s it going to be lad
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Get in, /hoc./ There's not time to explain, just get in.
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>>84319302
*teleports inside*
*installs gentoo on the car computer*

Nothing personnel doggo
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>>84319302
*hops in back*
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>>84319192
JVR+2 firsts for tavares
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>>84319302
*gets in*
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>>84319377
Highly dubious
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>>84319383
Typical feminine swedish "male"
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>>84319489
laffs need a number 1 c and islels need a rebuild
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>>84319498
thats a stanley cup champion, friend
also, see >>84295341
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>>84317552
At least you bloody waited.
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just jacked off to trap porn at work ama
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>>84290052
Good summary, thanks
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>>84319617
True. Is it enough return though?
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>>84319703
this is why usa is my best friend
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>>84319703
i fapped to a veronica mars video like 2 weeks ago, it was pretty gay
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>>84319628
OH NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT HIS LEG
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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For me, it's """""""""""Atlantic""""""""""" Hockey
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>>84319628
KEK
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>>84319730
maybe not, but its already 3 for 1
laffers could throw in bozak as well
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>laffs
>rags
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>>84320035
Every day lad
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>>84320035
>tfw listened to Idiot today
I-I know that feel too well
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>>84319868
>air force

are all players there pilots or do ground crew go there too?
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>>84320035
>tfw my dad experienced 50's america
time flies.
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>>84320035
>not kill city
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>>84320035
70s bitches didnt shave no thanks
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>>84320144
Anyone going into the officer core
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>all this spam for a soccer game between russia and saudi arabia that was over hours ago

I fucking hate soccer and its retard fans
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*makes fun of your abortion*
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>>84319192
Pick 3+Galchenyuk+Mete for pick 6+Mantha+Ouellet
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>>84320217
>LMAO SAUDI ARABIA SUX KEK
>TRIPADVISOR AND TRIVAGO
>ITS COMING HOME LA
gas all divegrass fans
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>>84320249
Bullshit but I believe it
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Who've you got tonight, /hoc/?
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>>84320249
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Give me a quick rundown of the AHL teams and their spiritual equivelants
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>>84320677
no
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>>84320677
The Charlotte Checkers are the goodest good guys that ever took to the ice.
That's all that you need to know.
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>>84320711
why are NC teams always considered the good guys
as a north carolinian i still don't get it
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>>84320410
marlies winning it all lad
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>>84320035
>tfw I was at Iggy Pop and The Stooges first ever gig in Sweden back in 2007
The feels are alive
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>>84320726
Because we're nice and we have fun and we always go out there and try our best.
Even if we lose.
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>>84320217
>>84320315
1/3rd of the posts was lewd pictures
Another 1/3rd was Anime posting
Rest was shit-tier trash talking and Putin pictures
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>>84320731
Shit, now I've got to make some Marlies edits.
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>>84320410
I'm rooting for Texas because fuck Toronto
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>>84290116
That can be tracked, at least to a point. Unless Hoffan's girlfriend is le anonymouse then there is a trail to be followed.

I ask myself how Hoffman can stay with a person that is ruining his life and his career but then I think about it and this happens everyday, to tons of people everywhere.
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>>84320852
You can just take Maple Leafs ones and put a small crown over the jersey's logo.
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>>84320035
I wish, then again I want to gas all baby boomers that keep telling younger generations that "We missed out." I dont have time to be a draft dodger and spend my parents money and do acid like they did anyways.
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>>84320893
>when the minor-league team has no identity of its own, and is just a soulless clone of their NHL team
fucking sad desu
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hey anyone ever notice how hoffmans gf looks a lot like a proper roastie lmao
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/hoc/ probably doesn't care, but P.A. Parenteau just retired.
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>>84320930
Give me a quick rundown? Haven't been on hoc for a week or so.
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>>84320991

see >>84290052
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>>84320930
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>>84319750
source?
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>>84320930
POOK
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>>84320930
She looks like she does a certain kind of porn.
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>>84320986
>just
the news was reported 4 hours ago
also no one gives af
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>>84320986
That sucks. Figure he's good enough to play in Europe if he wants.
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>>84321057
what must you degenerates sexualize everything
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>>84321057
is it trap porn? gee i hope its trap porn
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>>84321005
cheers
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>>84321090
Instagram thots and porn stars have the same type of makeup these days
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>rags
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I think the world peaked in 90s and ever since then it has been all downhill. It was just the right amount of technology, traditional values and liberty.
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>>84321220
can confirm. i graduated highschool in 2000.
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>>84321220
most prosperus decades
NA = 80s
EU = 90s
Asia = 00s
since the aughts ended everyone has been declining
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>>84321220
Its fucking fine. Just stay off social media.
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>>84321220
>>84321242
>>84321254

Imagine having this many chromosomes
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>>84321311
still not as many as you cringcollector
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>>84321263
Can confirm. I don't exist as far as the internet is concerned and I have a stress-free life.
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I think EK is getting traded to the habs lads. It just makes too much sense. Bergevin is trying to get a contending team while Price is still okay and they have a lot of picks this draft
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>>84321842
They still don't have a top 6 center tho.
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>>84321928
Such is life
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>>84321842
The Habs needs a lot of pieces tho
Two top 6 C's
Better D
And they have 2 horrible contracts in Price and Weber
Don't see them contending anything for a fairly long while desu
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can't wait for Jets Oilers WCF lads
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>>84322064
Jets will be competitive next season for sure
The Oilers on the other hand..
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>>84322064
The bruins can still win this imo
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>>84321635
>if I ignore it then it doesn't exist
Doesn't work lad
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>>84322064
How can the Oilers make the WCF if they don't have a real starting goalie?
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>>84320927
Isn't that the case with all AHL teams affiliated with an NHL team? It's usually identical jerseys with a different logo right?
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cant wait for mcmeme to demand a trade lads
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>>84322157
trade draisitl for grubauer and sign Tavares. ez pz
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>>84322200
Grand Rapids use black jerseys instead of red jerseys like Detroit.
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>>84322181
lmao nice
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Hello HOC, I am a Blackhawks fan I heard you guys were cool
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>>84322227
>Grubauer
>Starting goalie

Not until he proves he can start at least 55 games per season and do solid. As far as we know, he could be another Brian Elliott.
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Tavares is leaving the isles isn't he?
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Now that the off season is here, it's time we looked back at all the things leafs (Canadians) were mad at this past year
>ANIME
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>>84322387
No, it's just a Stamkos situation.
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>>84322393
>PUPPERS
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>>84322393
but canadians and anime is the perfect combination
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I think Pulju and RNH with an actual center would be the best line in the western conference
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>the sun
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>>84322393
DESU, I would prefer if /hoc/ shitposted will clipart animals like it used to rather than anime grils.
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>SANDWHICHES
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>>84322393
Ed
Age 21
From Kraft Hockeyville
dislikes
casuals
sun
dogs
Likes
ice
hockey
anime
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>WEATHER
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>>84322443
Isn't Leon "the final solution" Draisaitl an actual center tho?
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>>84322456
Delete this
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>>84322519
>ice
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>>84322408
What is the point of UFA if you are not going to explore your options?

>>84322443
Bulju is too chaotic for RNH.
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>>84322519
>>84322569
RAIN
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>>84322524
no were trading him for gruby. next question
im a pro hockey trade management officeor for the oilers. ama
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>>84322595
Milking more money out of your team.
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>>84322519
>>84322569
>>84322604
Brown people
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>>84322613
Is Orly coming back with Gruby?
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>>84322437
Stop posting this slut, pure 2d only
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>>84322519
>>84322569
>>84322604
>>84322640
>BEACHES
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>>84322519
>>84322569
>>84322604
>>84322640
>>84322684
>PORN WHORES
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>>84322683
>slutshaming
>in current year
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>2020 is 200 years away
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>>84322519
>>84322569
>>84322604
>>84322640
>>84322714
>FREE INFO
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>>84322731
posted the wrong one, shoutout to the lad who made this
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>>84322714
She's so disgusting
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I have a sick post lined up for the next thread. Here is a sneak peek
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>Bruins Sign Martin Bakos To 1-Year, 2-Way Contract
Literally who?
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>Duthie on 1050 this morning: "The sad thing is of everything I'm hearing we may not have heard the end of craziness out of Ottawa. There might be more coming down the chute." #Sens

>"I don't know what the 'more' is yet, I just heard there was more."
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>>84322393
>>84322419
>>84322456
>>84322488
>>84322519
>>84322569
>>84322604
>>84322640
>>84322684
>>84322714
>>84322756
And finally the winner of this year's leaf trigger award is........
FUN
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>>84322765
actually, that was also the wrong one
here is the high quality one
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>>84322784
does it look anything like this?
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>>84322793
>source - some roastie from twitter
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>>84322856
No it looks like this
>>84322784
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>>84322880
Is that where benis goes
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>>84322793
I cant wait to find out that Randy was buttfucking little kids in the snes locker rooms.
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>>84322873
Ottawa radio was talking about it as well. Only recent tweet I could find that mentioned the quote
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>>84322992
>>84322992
>>84322992




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